You sigh, just another boring day working at home depot. You were working outside in the garden area, its dirty but you dont mind it. Youre not like the other home depot employees, you actually like being outside. You were getting a plant vase when all of a sudden, someone bumped into you!! The vase dropped, shattering and even pieces of it cutting your cheek. "Ah! Hey!!" You turn around. It was your boss!!
"Stupid YN!" He yelled. "Thats home depot property you just broke!! You lost the company money! I cant believe they hired a woman. Youre too weak to work here!"
You start tearing up. But he just continues yelling "idiot women are too weak and dumb. Now you owe us money!"
All of a suddem you hear another voice behind you. "Hey!" It said.
You turn around, youre hair whipping in the wind. You find a beautiful boy with blue hair along with a bunch of other super cute guys. When youre eyes met, you blushed and he seemed to be struck too. But then he went up to your boss. "She wasnt too weak to hold it, you bumped into her and now youre bullying her for it!"
"Who the freak do you think you are?"
"Im bangchan, and Im not an idiot like you obviosuly. Women arent weak or stupid. You need to apologize. Or else."
Banchan looked so menacing it made you pee your pants a little bit. His dark eyes bored into your boss's skull. The rest of the gang stood by him also menacingly. Still your manager didnt back down. "Or else what?"
Bangchan pushed you behind himself protectively, then with his muscely arms, he wound up and threw up punch right on your managers face!!
The manager started to cry and ran away. Bangchan turned around to you. He saw the cut on your cheek and put his hand there. "Are you okay??"
You blushed furiously with his warm hand on your face, a hand that had fought for you! "Im- im okay. Thank you so much!!" You teared up again.
"I just cant believe he was bullying you like that. Why dont you quit if your boss is so mean?
"I cant- i have to take care of my family."
He nodded , his fluffy blue hair bouncing. "By the way, can you show me where plumbing is?"
"Of c-c-course." You stuttered a little, still flustered from when his hand had gently touched your face. You started walking to plumbing, the group of boys behind you.
"What do you need in plumbing?
"The biggest plunger you have"
One of the boys in the back spoke up. "Bangchan pooped so hard it clogged the whole houses plumbing!!"
Bangchan blushed and smacked the back of his head. "Shut up hyunjin!! Its a lie. The toilet just broke cuz its old."
"Its okay, "you said. "Our toilet is clogged too but i cant afford a plumber." You want to tear up, thinking about all the money your parents waste on drugs and alcohol, but you push back the tears.
You found the plungers, grabbed the biggest one home depot offered, and handed it to him.
Your hands brushed as he grabbed it and you quickly drew your hand away to brush your hair out of your face in embaressment.
"Cute" he whispered under his breath.
"What?"
"Oh heck did i say that out loud?"
All the guys started laughing at him, one of them rolling on the floor. It made you giggle.
"Do you need anything else?"
"No this is it"
You start to turn around when he suddenly reached out and grabbed your arm, "Wait!"
You turn around. "Yes?
"Will you go out with me?"
You gasped, so excited. "Of, of course!!"
"Ill take you on the nicest date ever, and then I can go over and use my new plunger to fix your toilet too."
"But but i cant pay you-"
"Its for free. Cause I like you, YN"
"No ones ever done this for me... can i hug you?"you ask.
He smirked and opened up his arms. You ran to him. Wrapping your arms around him, not caring that your still wearing your home depot apron. You can smell the faint odor of poop on him as you hug, breathing in his air, but you dont mind. "Thank you for being my home depot hero"
i enjoy sneaky short clips and pics of the show as much as anyone else but people saying they're gonna film and post the whole thing... look i understand wanting to share it with people who can't go but at a certain point you are just being disrespectful. not filming in a theatre is a very standard rule, it's not even dan and phil's own invention, like sorry you're not at a concert. everyone's been lucky so far that no clips have been copyright struck like ii and tatinof ones were but if people start posting long ass clips of it they Will start taking them down and then congratulations you've ruined the fun for everyone because you think you're above following basic instructions. not to mention if you do get caught it's disruptive and annoying for everyone around you. just. come on.
also, some venue security will be stricter than the one in antwerp for sure. people got away with a lot there but that's not to say everyone will. is it really worth risking getting thrown out
and again like i'm not trying to be the anti fun police i think some very short very sneaky clips here and there aren't a huge issue but there's a limit to what they're gonna let pass
Iโve been doing alot of research on what autism is like for afab people and from everything I read I though โwow so much of this describes me!โ But Iโm a minor so to get tested Iโd have to talk to a parent and the last time I did that it didnโt go well ๐ญ but Iโm now talking to the school counsellor because I missed a shit tone of days!!! (yay anxiety) and I was thinking of asking her about it even though I hate talking to the counsellor cause I canโt stand talking to people Iโm not comfortable with. does anyone know what I should do cause if I am autistic knowing that would be such a fucking relief cause i hate not knowing what is going on with me:////
Ok but seriously, and I'm not joking, at this point I'm willing to just give this away for free to anyone who wants it. My god I hate this thing so much someone who plans to marry and have kids and own cars and doesn't hold an extremely long standing grudge on an ex friend please just take it this thing its so stupid and terrible but such a waste of paper if I threw it away
for me, becoming an adult has meant going completely broke and then in debt, as well as having a psychotic break and getting diagnosed with DID. how are you doing?
Uh... Just to be clear, I'd love to be your friend but also, umh, I don't want you to think I'm misleading you or something. I may be awkward and stupid but I don't want you to think I'm an innocent person or something. I know what's good and bad and, ugh, I'm just afraid to come off anon but I'll try it the next time. I just... Don't want to disappoint you.
bffusername so is this the reason why you always take so long on your dates? because y/n canโt resist touching every single cat on the streets? [deleted]
bffusername cool pics! ๐๐
โณ yourusername ouH GIRL WHEN I CATCH YOU
โณ username PLEASE TELL ME THAT I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THE DELETED COMMENT ๐ญ
username donโt know about you guys but the hand on her head awakened something feral in me
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yourusername these are a few of my favorite things ๐ซง ๐ค ๐ถ
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landonorris He got game after all
โณ yourusername unlike you
โณ landonorris OUCH??
โณ maxverstappen1 ๐
maxverstappen1 Lovely ๐ค
bffusername this cake looks way better than maximus' birthday cake, progress!! ๐ช๐ผ
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bffusername now i'm curious, what did you say during mario kart? ๐ค
โณ maxverstappen1 A lot of curse words
victoriaverstappen Enjoy your holiday guys, see you soon! ๐งก
โณ yourusername MAX AND I WANT TO BABYSIT LUKA AND LIO AGAIN!!
โณ maxverstappen1 Y/N......
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maxverstappen1 More passion, more energy โ๏ธ
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yourusername i kinda hate you right now ngl
โณ maxverstappen1 She's so brave, she's well behaved, she's not afraid ๐ช๐ผ
โณ yourusername HUSH
yourusername delete??? or i'll post a video of you dancing to 'paint the town red'??
โณ maxverstappen1 YOU WOULDN'T DARE
โณ yourusername I SAID WHAT I SAID ๐น
โณ username y/n i would give you my cat if i could see a video of max doing a tiktok trend ๐งโโ๏ธ
โณ yourusername check your dm please xoxoxoxo
yourusername MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK ๐บ๐ฝ
charles_leclerc ๐
alex_albon Fucking finally ๐ฎโ๐จ
landonorris I called dibs on being captain of the ship
โณ bffusername hi there, sorry to bother you. y/n's bff here. that position is already taken ๐
โณ username speak uP? danielricciardo
โณ danielricciardo I don't engage in useless banter, I already have the position of being the godfather of their future child ๐
username the fact that this post has better engagement than max's wdc post i-
username now we know how max knew all of the viral tiktok sounds ๐ญ
โณ yourusername we're planning to make a tiktok couple account
โณ username ?!??!?!??!?!??! ARE YOU FOR REAL
โณ yourusername please don't take it seriously, I WAS JOKING ๐๐
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author's notes: eden the scammer is back after 2 months guys, so sorry for making you guys wait too long (and giving you guys false hope) ๐น really hope you guys liked this one hehe, i also take additional request for tcs!! (but as you probably know, it's gonna take me 8273 years to finally post it). there are some references from my lando series in this part, so if you're interested you can also check it out ๐ LOVE YOUUUWWW, now i will hibernate for another 5 months ๐คธโโ๏ธ
Summary: when lando fails to make a simple mug, fans direct him towards your YouTube channel
a/n: I took 1 hr long class on pottery and quit. Donโt like the feel of it, have mostly forgot literally everything about it soโฆ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
a/n 2: I really struggled to get landoโs voice down and donโt really think I did. Oops ๐ฌ will work on that for next time (also plz ignore that changing of the handles. I try to keep them accurate but again Iโm not on those social media platforms soโฆ)
a/n 3: I tried to make sure that this reader was never gendered or given a race โ thereโs one photo near the end that depicts 2 white smaller hands but I think that is the only time. Please let me know how I did, if you could
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pottermadeeasy: my newest video (mugs and bowls, pt 2) is now up! In it I show you ways to add a little flourish and decorations to the pieces you made from part 1!
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user1: thank you your majesty! Easy to understand and so so easy to follow!! (unlike my professor ๐๐ฌ)
user2: right? If they either stopped mumbling or spoke upโฆ
user1: might be asking too much of someone born in the 1800s ๐ญ๐
user2: unfortunately
user3: god your work is so gorgeous. Do you sell anything?
potterynadeeasy: occasionally! Iโm based in Monaco rn and a friend owns a shop and sometimes they let me use a shelf or 2
user4: ohh! Iโm in France. Plz plz plz make an announcement when you will next have some ready! Iโd love to own a piece
potterynadeeasy: of course lovely ๐ vague plans are to have some ready in the next week or 2!
user4: seriously?!? Marking the calendar right now!
user3: you have no idea how jealous I am right nowโฆ
potterynadeeasy: dm me! I might be able to ship it to you depending on where you are!
user3: faints bless you
user5: landonorris here! They might be able to help you
user6: be so for real right now. Itโll take a miracle to help landonorris
user7: I hate to be a negative nancy butโฆyeah. That latest stream was bad bad landonorris
user8: I dont even knowโฆthat clay flewโฆ landonorris
user9: would hate to be his cleanerโฆ
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lnupdates: some of our favorite moments from Landoโs latest stream where he was attempting to make a ceramic mugโฆbowl? It was certainly an interesting one to watch
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user5: interesting is one way to put it. Tragic is another
user6: no but reallyโฆthat was. I legit have no words
user7: he needs to watch potterymadeeasy! I love their videos
user8: oh? I havenโt heard of them
user7: theyโre a Monaco based potter that has a lot of simple how to videos!
user8: just watched one of them! And god their voiceโฆ๐ฅต
user7: oh my god right?!?
user5: but are they gonna be enough to help lando?
user7: well they certainly couldnโt make it any worse tbh
user9: you got this lando! Pottery isnโt something easy to pick up - you just gotta keep trying!
user10: yeah! There was definitely some improvement by the end
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landonorris: progress! these ones were mostly standing. Iโm not done yet though - catch me tomorrow night giving it another go
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user11: those looked good! Most definitely an improvement!
user12: heโs almost there! Itโs literally just the little things now
user13: oh how far weโve come! In less then a year heโs gone from flying clay to something that could generously be called a bowl
user14: and an โartisticโ vase!
oscarpiastri: definitely better then last time
landonorris: mateโฆ
oscarpiastri: you donโt pay your cleaner enough
landonorris: mate!! get out of my comments
charles_leclerc: keep trying! Maybe one day youโll get there
landonorris: yeah say goodbye to your Christmas present
charles_leclerc: ๐๐ป
alex_albon: will be there! And will definitely be recording - gotta have proof ๐
landonorris: is it national bully lando day here or something?
user15: yes
user16: yes
oscarpiastri: yes
charles_leclerc: yes ๐๐ป
georgerussell63: yes
alex_albon: yes!!
maxverstappen1: yes
danielricciardo: yes!
carlossainz55: yes!
landonorris: you freaking muppets!
user17: ok but am I the only one who noticed he kept looking to the side and like beaming?
user18: no but I thought I was going insane? Like he was so soft?
user17: yeah! definitely getting the feeling he wasnโt the only one there. Just who are you looking at?
user18: dare we say little lando norris has a partner now?
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landonorris: haha! I did kt! A mug a vase and a bowl!! On to the next step - glazing! And you muppets didnโt think I could do it
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user19: woohoo! Congrats lando! Those look so so good!
user20: and those glazes are gonna be fire when theyโre done. I use the same brand and colors he did and they turn out AMAZING
user19: ok donโt be shy drop the names plz
potterymadeeasy: those look great!
landonorris: thank you! Had a great teacher ๐
user21: ariana (potterymadeeasy) what are you doing here?
user22: thoughts are being thunk
user23: unthunk those thoughts right now
user22: sorryโฆthots are being thunk rn
user23: nurse sheโs out again!
user21: really? Under my comment thread?
user24: Iโve connected the dots.
user25: youโve connected shit
user24: no Iโve connected them
user25: god get a life
charles_leclerc: congrats!
carlossainz55: it only took a few monthsโฆ
alex_albon: a couple of different throwing wheels
georgerussell63: and 3 different cleaning companies
landonorris: Iโm gonna run you all over with my car
mclaren: legally this is a joke
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landonorris: first round of my ceramics are currently cooking in the kiln. Starting a new batch and stretching my creative skills
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user26: holy shit those look INCREDIBLE
user27: Iโm so shocked! I just started watching the old streams so like in the course of a day he went from wet clay lumps to these masterpieces
user28: Iโm so so proud of him - Iโm currently trying to get into pottery and ceramics and watching him keep at it is so inspiring
user26: user28 you can do it! Persistence is key
oscarpiastri: man thinks heโs Picasso nowโฆbut for real congrats lando. Those look good! And functional too
landonorris: Iโm only gonna give you the lumpy ones actually
oscarpiastri: Iโm good thanks
landonorris: ๐
oscarpiastri: honestly proud of you. Youโve come a long way
landonorris: thanks mate!
oscarpiastri: Iโm also glad you can stop calling me crying about your latest fuck up
landonorris: you muppet!
danielricciardo: too soon to call dibs on that dragonfly mug?
landonorris: after the way you continuously kept laughing at me?
danielricciardo: in encouragement?
landonorris: ๐
danielricciardo: ๐ฅน๐งก?
landonorris: fine ๐
user29: ok yeah good job on those designs and whatever but are we gonna mention those HEART MUGS?!
landonorris: ๐๐งก๐
user29: get back here and answer some questions! What? Does? That? Mean?
landonorris: ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จ
user29: SIR!
maxverstappen1: i see youโre finished making my present but really? Matching heart mugs?
landonorris: not actually for you!
maxverstappen1: heartโค๏ธ been broke๐๐ค so many timesโฐ i donโt knowโ๐คทโโ๏ธ what to believe ๐๐
landonorris: โฆwho are you and where is max?
maxverstappen1: I thought what we had was special
landonorris: not my favorite relationship anymore! Sorry ๐งก
maxverstappen1: ๐
potterymadeeasy: those look good!
landonorris: I had a good teacher ๐งก
potterymadeeasy: flatterer
landonorris: always ๐
User22: !!!
User23: shut up shut up shut up
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landonorris: kiln unveiling and some upcoming projects!
listen. when I randomly decided that I wanted to learn how to make ceramic dishes, it was mostly because I wanted to make something with my own 2 hands โ and when I wasnโt immediately good at it, I decided that I wouldnโt stop until I was.
Its been a long couple of months with a lot of struggles but I can finally say that Iโm proud of how far Iโve come. It hasnโt been easy but the journey and the process has been fun and i genuinely canโt wait to see what comes next!
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user30: Iโm? Crying? ๐ญ
user31: omg same!!! To see how far heโs come and to hear that heโs finally proud of himself tooโฆ
user32: weโre excited for you too!
user33: excited? For what? Some more mediocre โArtโ by some mediocre man?
user32: go fuck yourself. And get out of my comments. And off landoโs page
used34: user33 how about you go get some sun and maybe shove some kindness up yours! ๐
oscarpiastri: seriously, congratulations. Those look incredible
landonorris: thanks mate! I do appreciate your support
oscarpiastri: and my cupboards appreciate your work
user34: ๐ฉต๐ฉต ahhh heโs giving away his pieces
alex_albon: itโs been a fun ride watching you!
landonorris: thanks i think
alex_albon: no problem!
alex_albon: and could you send me the name of your newest cleaning crew? They most be ungodly good
landonorris: and there it isโฆ cleaningcrew
alex_albon: anyway i could get a series of mugs inspired by albon_pets?
landonorris: Iโll need a lot of pretty good pictures
alex_albon: on it ๐ซก
landonorris: in fact I might need to visit in person
albon_pets: yay! We love โค๏ธ getting visitors
user35: UMMM?!? That 5th photo?!?
user36: IS THIS A SOFT LAUNCH? DOES LITTLE LANDO NORRIS FINALLY HAVE A PARTNER AGAIN?!?
landonorris: ๐ซข๐คซ
user36: YOU CANT KEEP GETTJNG AWAY WITH THIS
landonorris: ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จ
yourpriv: my love, Iโm so proud of you! Putting yourself out there in the world to learn something new is never easy but you have done it with amazing persistence and talent.
landopriv: babeโฆ you know I couldnโt do it without you
yourpriv: oh I have no doubt you would have gotten here on your own
landopriv: no. No i donโt think I would have. Iโm a fast guy and Iโm used to fast results. When I reached out to you, it was a last resort last string. If it didnโt work out with your help, I was honestly going to quit. You pushed me to get better, to stick with it till I made it.
yourpriv: ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
landopriv: Iโm serious. Thank you for everything youโve done for me โ i love you ๐งก
yourpriv: ๐ฅน๐ฅฐ๐งก I love you too hun
maxverstappen1: canโt lie โ it was a fun ride watching you fail but I also canโt wait to see what you make next
landonorris: โฆthanks for your support ๐๐๐
maxverstappen1: you know it!
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landonorris: no time for a soft launch. Thank you honey for teaching me pottery and for designing such a bomb ass helmet!
animation that Iโm not sure if Iโm gonna finish or not! although Iโm proud of it as is. scenes depicted are from book 5, no spoilers :3
THIS IS FLIPNOTE 3D BTW!! i found my old 3DS while cleaning the other day.
original scenes + yapping below cut
pineflowers angst ig ๐
honestly this is how i interpreted it but Iโm pineflowers brained so dont take this seriously. theyre gay and in love i swear /hj
if you didnt knowโ i was an animator for about 4 years in late elementary school, all of middle school, and a little into high school. itโs still fun to do time to time! i actually used to do animation memes.
on another note ive had this really good idea for an AU specifically focusing on pineflowers if anyone is interested in it ๐ญ i have some art on it that i will probably post at some point. i desperately need to write a fic on it or at least get it down on paper soon cuz ive been trying to plan it out FOREVER. my friend gave me a genius idea for it where basically it is like scott pilgrim but like magic/supernatural?? and basically all the characters arent human. again i need to work on it a lot more but i have the main parts outlined. if someone has any ideas/likes the concept please let me know LMAO
scott pilgrim brainrot is getting to me ๐๐ send help ๐ญ
song is Race by Alex G! go listen to it!! banger song.
โ : drabble, corruption kink, fingering , fellacio mention , lots of nicknames, virgin!reader โ lmk if i missed any!!
W/C: 585
A/N: IM BACK. FINALLY. This took longer than expected cus i was slacking off a lot ๐ญ but here ya go! Tysm to anon for rq this! Itโs my first time writing corruption so please. Have mercy on me.
โโ๏ฝก๐ฆนยฐโงโ This is strictly fiction. Any scenario or situation should not be taken seriously. Please refrain from reading if the topics make you uncomfortable. โโ๏ฝก๐ฆนยฐโงโ
Yoongi is a big fan of corruption kink. Thereโs literally no doubt.
He loves watching your innocent eyes look up at him, all glossy and bright, as he slowly sinks you down on his lengthy cock. He breathes out heavily. The way your soft lips and tongue wrap around him and the way you look at him for guidance. โThats right.. just like that dollโฆ taking me in so well.. youโre doing such a good job fโ meโฆโ You couldnโt help but blush at his remarks, immediately feeling yourself pool in your panties.ย
When he found out you were still a virgin, he couldnโt help but get excited. He loved the idea of molding you just the way he wanted to.
Your back rested against his chest as his slender fingers guided your own tiny fingers down your glistening slit. Soft whimpers and whines escaped your lips as yoongi teased your needy cunt. โHow does it feel, baby? Doesnโt it feel good..?โ You nodded while breathing shakily. โGonna make you feel good , โkay? Thats why im here.. gonna make you feel so good, you wouldnโt need anyone else..โ he whispered lewdly in your ear before licking your lobe.
He pushed your fingers inside your sopping hole, and you couldnโt help but gasp at the contact. Your virgin hole stretched out to the size of yours and yoongis fingers combined, making you writhe and whine. โBehave yourself doll..โ he said, landing a small slap on your sensitive clit making you buck your hips. โโฆor else im gonna leave you right here and not touch you ever, got that?โ You gulped before nodding, holding onto his arm that was wrapped around your shoulders as you closed your eyes and let the feeling take over. โRelax baby..โ you exhale softly as you feel his fingers inch inside your cunt.
Loud squelches bounced off the walls, indicating how needy you were. โnasty little girlโฆ you are so fucking wet..โ he whispers in your ear before his hand drops to your throbbing clit and starts drawing small circles on it. You gasp and shiver as he continues playing with your clit and you can feel yourself getting wetter with each tug. Your fingers feel a spongy mound on the wall of your vagina. You throw your head back as yoongi curls your finger into the mound. โFeel that doll..? Thats your gspotโฆ itโs supposed to make you feel even better.โ Yoongi pressed onto the mound more, as well as stimulating your swollen clit. You moan lewdly, earning a dark chuckle from the older man. โY-yoongiโฆ feels weird..โ the small circles turned into rough tugging and pinching as he heard your words.
You couldnโt help but whimper at the action. โT-too much..!โ You try pushing his hand away. โNo no babyโฆ that means youโre almost there.. dont you want to come around my fingers? Dont you want to make me proud? Arenโt you my big girl?โ You whine and nod. โDont worry.. i will help you through it, Do you trust me?โ You look up at him before giving him a big nod. He smiles at you before increasing his pace.
Your combined fingers went in and out of your sloppy hole as you almost reached your high. Your breathing started faltering, and then all of a sudden you see stars as a stream of warm, clear liquid leaks out of your cunt. Yoongi smirked at the mess you made and placed a kiss on your head. โMy nasty girl.โย
A/n : THANK YEW FOR READINGGG might be a little rusty so please excuse it ๐๐๐๐ this was supposed to be a blowjob drabble but i changed my mind ๐ BUT I JS LOVED THE IDEA OF THE BJ THING SO I KEPT IT. might write more on that hehehe
summary: in which your boyfriend is a formula one driver for team mclaren and when you finally decide it's time to start hinting to the world, the internet is confused on exactly which driver is your boyfriend.
pairing: social media au || lando norris / oscar piastri x reader
fc: jazmyn makenna
a/n: sorry this took a little longer than i expected! it was so fun to make though. i didn't want to say who she's actually with because i feel like it's fun for the readers to have to figure that out too! so please share any guesses you have lol i'm interested to see what people think the outcome will be. hope you enjoy and thank you sm for reading<3
part one | sweet relief series | valentine's day drabble
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yourusername happy birthday to my favorite brother, i love you and am so grateful to know i have someone in my life who looks after me like you do<3 here's my fav pics of us of course they're all racing related lol, our first love
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yourbrother "my favorite brother"... As far as I know I am your only brother ๐
โคท yourusername ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ technicalities
yourbrother Thank you least favorite sister, miss those days. Have to get back out on the karting track, been too long since I've beaten you
โคท yourusername been too long since you've been beaten, you mean?
โคท yourbrother Yeah, yeah we'll let the track times speak for themselves
โคท user1 ok but we have to admit the brother sister banter is kind of adorable
โคท user2 no bc she seems so sweet ๐ญ
user3 nah because what is max verstappen doing in this girls likes now????
โคท user4 and the plot thickens ๐ฏ
user5 she saw everyone calling her a fake f1 fan and said take a look at this
user6 yn hater club how you guys feeling right about now
โคท user7 ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก
user8 honestly kind of hope she's dating one of them
โคท user9 yall switch up so fast please ๐ญ๐ญ
user10 seriously..... you HAD to only post f1 related photos lmfao so totally pandering to the landoscar fans
yourusername oscar piastri sprint race winner AND mclaren double podium, better start calling me the good luck charm
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user1 nah bc you're onto something.....
user2 she can't be serious ๐
โคท user3 well no shit it's just an instagram caption
user4 i cannot be the only one who finds the caption extremely weird
โคท user5 nah i'm with you i've never liked her ๐
โคท user6 its just so odd like forcing yourself into the mclaren narrative completely taking away from the boys achievements writing it off as your own doing...
โคท user7 omfg yall are so dramatic just say you're jealous they're not dating you lmfao
โคท user8 no fr because it is not that serious it's clearly a joke like she loves them cmon now
mclaren BRB getting your paddock passes for the duration of the season
โคท yourusername i'm giggling, i love you guys ๐
โคท user9 see mclaren is fine with it so yall should be too
โคท user10 now i'm going to need all the haters to sit DOWN and shut the fuck UP
oscarpiastri wait can you send me that picture
โคท yourusername i literally did already but okay
โคท oscarpiastri ok could do with less attitude
โคท yourusername you have not seen real attitude piastri
โคท oscarpiastri ๐ง
โคท user11 i think this just converted me to team oscar
โคท user12 nah this is literally landoyn confirmation
summary โ you finally release an unexpected song about your relationship after receiving countless hate for it.
notes โ send reqs and shit ๐
warnings โ hate comments thats it rlly
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y/nsusername
y/nsusername: ๐๐ก
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username: she never posts jude anymore
username: i rlly dont like her
โ username: okay...
username: shes using jude idc
username: bet jude got those heels for her
โ username: u act like she isnt a model/singer whos just as successful as him
username: she doesnt deserve him
โ username: and you do?
username: ur all insane and sad. leave her alone
username: shes too pretty to be acting the way she does
โ username: she doesnt do anything...
username: slut
y/nsusername
y/nsusername: coming soon...
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username: OH??
username: yayy
username: nobody cares
username: i cant take her seriously
username: still no jude posts
username: she didnt even go to his match yesterday
username: she always uses guys wtf
username: why does evergone hate her?
โ username: because shes dating jude and people are stupid
y/nsusername
y/nsusername: my new single "slut!" drops tonight, and i can't wait for you all to hear it. i love this song and myself, and to be able to share it is a pleasure. ๐ค๐ฉต
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username: omg.
username: her naming it slut... not even gonna listen
username: WHAT.
username: im freaking out
username: this is abt to be a power move.
username: oh!
judebellingham
judebellingham: My lovely y/n - I'm endlessly proud of her and everything she has accomplished as of recently. Her strength is beyond me and I will forever admire it.
Lots of things have been said about her these past few months, and I realize I should've made a statement. Her kindness told me not to, but now is the right time to share my love for such an amazing woman. Y/n has dealt with so much hate in the world, and I hate to see it. You never know the person behind the screen, and I have always encouraged kindness. Please apply it to those I love.
I have never felt so happy with anyone than I do with you, Y/n. I love you, and I love all of you who have stuck by us and supported my favorite girl.