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arctic-pop ยท 1 year
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Bangchan vs Home Depot Manager
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Bangchan x reader
Warnings: none
Imagine: bangchan defends you from your mean home depot boss
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You sigh, just another boring day working at home depot. You were working outside in the garden area, its dirty but you dont mind it. Youre not like the other home depot employees, you actually like being outside. You were getting a plant vase when all of a sudden, someone bumped into you!! The vase dropped, shattering and even pieces of it cutting your cheek. "Ah! Hey!!" You turn around. It was your boss!!
"Stupid YN!" He yelled. "Thats home depot property you just broke!! You lost the company money! I cant believe they hired a woman. Youre too weak to work here!"
You start tearing up. But he just continues yelling "idiot women are too weak and dumb. Now you owe us money!"
All of a suddem you hear another voice behind you. "Hey!" It said.
You turn around, youre hair whipping in the wind. You find a beautiful boy with blue hair along with a bunch of other super cute guys. When youre eyes met, you blushed and he seemed to be struck too. But then he went up to your boss. "She wasnt too weak to hold it, you bumped into her and now youre bullying her for it!"
"Who the freak do you think you are?"
"Im bangchan, and Im not an idiot like you obviosuly. Women arent weak or stupid. You need to apologize. Or else."
Banchan looked so menacing it made you pee your pants a little bit. His dark eyes bored into your boss's skull. The rest of the gang stood by him also menacingly. Still your manager didnt back down. "Or else what?"
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Bangchan pushed you behind himself protectively, then with his muscely arms, he wound up and threw up punch right on your managers face!!
The manager started to cry and ran away. Bangchan turned around to you. He saw the cut on your cheek and put his hand there. "Are you okay??"
You blushed furiously with his warm hand on your face, a hand that had fought for you! "Im- im okay. Thank you so much!!" You teared up again.
"I just cant believe he was bullying you like that. Why dont you quit if your boss is so mean?
"I cant- i have to take care of my family."
He nodded , his fluffy blue hair bouncing. "By the way, can you show me where plumbing is?"
"Of c-c-course." You stuttered a little, still flustered from when his hand had gently touched your face. You started walking to plumbing, the group of boys behind you.
"What do you need in plumbing?
"The biggest plunger you have"
One of the boys in the back spoke up. "Bangchan pooped so hard it clogged the whole houses plumbing!!"
Bangchan blushed and smacked the back of his head. "Shut up hyunjin!! Its a lie. The toilet just broke cuz its old."
"Its okay, "you said. "Our toilet is clogged too but i cant afford a plumber." You want to tear up, thinking about all the money your parents waste on drugs and alcohol, but you push back the tears.
You found the plungers, grabbed the biggest one home depot offered, and handed it to him.
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Your hands brushed as he grabbed it and you quickly drew your hand away to brush your hair out of your face in embaressment.
"Cute" he whispered under his breath.
"What?"
"Oh heck did i say that out loud?"
All the guys started laughing at him, one of them rolling on the floor. It made you giggle.
"Do you need anything else?"
"No this is it"
You start to turn around when he suddenly reached out and grabbed your arm, "Wait!"
You turn around. "Yes?
"Will you go out with me?"
You gasped, so excited. "Of, of course!!"
"Ill take you on the nicest date ever, and then I can go over and use my new plunger to fix your toilet too."
"But but i cant pay you-"
"Its for free. Cause I like you, YN"
"No ones ever done this for me... can i hug you?"you ask.
He smirked and opened up his arms. You ran to him. Wrapping your arms around him, not caring that your still wearing your home depot apron. You can smell the faint odor of poop on him as you hug, breathing in his air, but you dont mind. "Thank you for being my home depot hero"
"Of course baby" bangchan said.
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pseudophan ยท 19 days
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i enjoy sneaky short clips and pics of the show as much as anyone else but people saying they're gonna film and post the whole thing... look i understand wanting to share it with people who can't go but at a certain point you are just being disrespectful. not filming in a theatre is a very standard rule, it's not even dan and phil's own invention, like sorry you're not at a concert. everyone's been lucky so far that no clips have been copyright struck like ii and tatinof ones were but if people start posting long ass clips of it they Will start taking them down and then congratulations you've ruined the fun for everyone because you think you're above following basic instructions. not to mention if you do get caught it's disruptive and annoying for everyone around you. just. come on.
also, some venue security will be stricter than the one in antwerp for sure. people got away with a lot there but that's not to say everyone will. is it really worth risking getting thrown out
and again like i'm not trying to be the anti fun police i think some very short very sneaky clips here and there aren't a huge issue but there's a limit to what they're gonna let pass
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batshikns ยท 7 months
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Who wants to rate my skk playlist
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pompompuriina ยท 9 months
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"minors dni!!!"
but you're writing about minors, why can't i interact ://
edit: read a post and i now understand why they put minors dni, still find it weird though >_< but go off ig
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crazy-together-reddie ยท 1 year
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Iโ€™ve been doing alot of research on what autism is like for afab people and from everything I read I though โ€˜wow so much of this describes me!โ€™ But Iโ€™m a minor so to get tested Iโ€™d have to talk to a parent and the last time I did that it didnโ€™t go well ๐Ÿ˜ญ but Iโ€™m now talking to the school counsellor because I missed a shit tone of days!!! (yay anxiety) and I was thinking of asking her about it even though I hate talking to the counsellor cause I canโ€™t stand talking to people Iโ€™m not comfortable with. does anyone know what I should do cause if I am autistic knowing that would be such a fucking relief cause i hate not knowing what is going on with me:////
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loud-whistling-yes ยท 2 years
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I've always hated that book
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Ok but seriously, and I'm not joking, at this point I'm willing to just give this away for free to anyone who wants it. My god I hate this thing so much someone who plans to marry and have kids and own cars and doesn't hold an extremely long standing grudge on an ex friend please just take it this thing its so stupid and terrible but such a waste of paper if I threw it away
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selffagellation ยท 2 years
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i am literally going to cry why is this not in my hand right now
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marcy-apollo-rising ยท 2 months
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for me, becoming an adult has meant going completely broke and then in debt, as well as having a psychotic break and getting diagnosed with DID. how are you doing?
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atsu-i ยท 1 year
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Uh... Just to be clear, I'd love to be your friend but also, umh, I don't want you to think I'm misleading you or something. I may be awkward and stupid but I don't want you to think I'm an innocent person or something. I know what's good and bad and, ugh, I'm just afraid to come off anon but I'll try it the next time. I just... Don't want to disappoint you.
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archiverstappen ยท 6 months
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the cat sitter (part 15) โœง max verstappen
max verstappen x fem! reader
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loosely inspired by the story on how max lost his cat
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landonorris Never beating the crazy cat lady allegations
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yourusername i miss you ed, edd, and eddy. gone... but never forgotten ๐Ÿ˜ฟ
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 you named them?
โ†ณ yourusername yes? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
username i dont care guys this is enough sign for me, itโ€™s canon
username please tell me that she at least kept one of those cats
โ†ณ yourusername maximus wonโ€™t let me keep them ๐Ÿ’”
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 Pretty sure thatโ€™s illegal ๐Ÿค—
bffusername so is this the reason why you always take so long on your dates? because y/n canโ€™t resist touching every single cat on the streets? [deleted]
bffusername cool pics! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
โ†ณ yourusername ouH GIRL WHEN I CATCH YOU
โ†ณ username PLEASE TELL ME THAT I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THE DELETED COMMENT ๐Ÿ˜ญ
username donโ€™t know about you guys but the hand on her head awakened something feral in me
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yourusername these are a few of my favorite things ๐Ÿซง ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽถ
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landonorris He got game after all
โ†ณ yourusername unlike you
โ†ณ landonorris OUCH??
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 ๐Ÿ˜‚
maxverstappen1 Lovely ๐Ÿค
bffusername this cake looks way better than maximus' birthday cake, progress!! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
โ†ณ yourusername ๐Ÿ˜Ž
bffusername now i'm curious, what did you say during mario kart? ๐Ÿค”
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 A lot of curse words
victoriaverstappen Enjoy your holiday guys, see you soon! ๐Ÿงก
โ†ณ yourusername MAX AND I WANT TO BABYSIT LUKA AND LIO AGAIN!!
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 Y/N......
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maxverstappen1 More passion, more energy โ„๏ธ
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yourusername i kinda hate you right now ngl
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 She's so brave, she's well behaved, she's not afraid ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ
โ†ณ yourusername HUSH
yourusername delete??? or i'll post a video of you dancing to 'paint the town red'??
โ†ณ maxverstappen1 YOU WOULDN'T DARE
โ†ณ yourusername I SAID WHAT I SAID ๐Ÿ‘น
โ†ณ username y/n i would give you my cat if i could see a video of max doing a tiktok trend ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ
โ†ณ yourusername check your dm please xoxoxoxo
yourusername MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ
charles_leclerc ๐Ÿ˜‚
alex_albon Fucking finally ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
landonorris I called dibs on being captain of the ship
โ†ณ bffusername hi there, sorry to bother you. y/n's bff here. that position is already taken ๐Ÿ™
โ†ณ username speak uP? danielricciardo
โ†ณ danielricciardo I don't engage in useless banter, I already have the position of being the godfather of their future child ๐Ÿ˜
โ†ณ landonorris exPLAIN??? maxverstappen1 yourusername
username the fact that this post has better engagement than max's wdc post i-
username now we know how max knew all of the viral tiktok sounds ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ†ณ yourusername we're planning to make a tiktok couple account
โ†ณ username ?!??!?!??!?!??! ARE YOU FOR REAL
โ†ณ yourusername please don't take it seriously, I WAS JOKING ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™
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author's notes: eden the scammer is back after 2 months guys, so sorry for making you guys wait too long (and giving you guys false hope) ๐Ÿ‘น really hope you guys liked this one hehe, i also take additional request for tcs!! (but as you probably know, it's gonna take me 8273 years to finally post it). there are some references from my lando series in this part, so if you're interested you can also check it out ๐Ÿ˜™ LOVE YOUUUWWW, now i will hibernate for another 5 months ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
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checkeredflagggs ยท 10 days
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Glazed and Confused
Pairing: Lando Norris x Potter!Youtuber!reader
Summary: when lando fails to make a simple mug, fans direct him towards your YouTube channel
a/n: I took 1 hr long class on pottery and quit. Donโ€™t like the feel of it, have mostly forgot literally everything about it soโ€ฆ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
a/n 2: I really struggled to get landoโ€™s voice down and donโ€™t really think I did. Oops ๐Ÿ˜ฌ will work on that for next time (also plz ignore that changing of the handles. I try to keep them accurate but again Iโ€™m not on those social media platforms soโ€ฆ)
a/n 3: I tried to make sure that this reader was never gendered or given a race โ€” thereโ€™s one photo near the end that depicts 2 white smaller hands but I think that is the only time. Please let me know how I did, if you could
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pottermadeeasy: my newest video (mugs and bowls, pt 2) is now up! In it I show you ways to add a little flourish and decorations to the pieces you made from part 1!
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user1: thank you your majesty! Easy to understand and so so easy to follow!! (unlike my professor ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ)
user2: right? If they either stopped mumbling or spoke upโ€ฆ
user1: might be asking too much of someone born in the 1800s ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™„
user2: unfortunately
user3: god your work is so gorgeous. Do you sell anything?
potterynadeeasy: occasionally! Iโ€™m based in Monaco rn and a friend owns a shop and sometimes they let me use a shelf or 2
user4: ohh! Iโ€™m in France. Plz plz plz make an announcement when you will next have some ready! Iโ€™d love to own a piece
potterynadeeasy: of course lovely ๐Ÿ˜Š vague plans are to have some ready in the next week or 2!
user4: seriously?!? Marking the calendar right now!
user3: you have no idea how jealous I am right nowโ€ฆ
potterynadeeasy: dm me! I might be able to ship it to you depending on where you are!
user3: faints bless you
user5: landonorris here! They might be able to help you
user6: be so for real right now. Itโ€™ll take a miracle to help landonorris
user7: I hate to be a negative nancy butโ€ฆyeah. That latest stream was bad bad landonorris
user8: I dont even knowโ€ฆthat clay flewโ€ฆ landonorris
user9: would hate to be his cleanerโ€ฆ
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lnupdates: some of our favorite moments from Landoโ€™s latest stream where he was attempting to make a ceramic mugโ€ฆbowl? It was certainly an interesting one to watch
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user5: interesting is one way to put it. Tragic is another
user6: no but reallyโ€ฆthat was. I legit have no words
user7: he needs to watch potterymadeeasy! I love their videos
user8: oh? I havenโ€™t heard of them
user7: theyโ€™re a Monaco based potter that has a lot of simple how to videos!
user8: just watched one of them! And god their voiceโ€ฆ๐Ÿฅต
user7: oh my god right?!?
user5: but are they gonna be enough to help lando?
user7: well they certainly couldnโ€™t make it any worse tbh
user9: you got this lando! Pottery isnโ€™t something easy to pick up - you just gotta keep trying!
user10: yeah! There was definitely some improvement by the end
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landonorris: progress! these ones were mostly standing. Iโ€™m not done yet though - catch me tomorrow night giving it another go
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user11: those looked good! Most definitely an improvement!
user12: heโ€™s almost there! Itโ€™s literally just the little things now
user13: oh how far weโ€™ve come! In less then a year heโ€™s gone from flying clay to something that could generously be called a bowl
user14: and an โ€œartisticโ€ vase!
oscarpiastri: definitely better then last time
landonorris: mateโ€ฆ
oscarpiastri: you donโ€™t pay your cleaner enough
landonorris: mate!! get out of my comments
charles_leclerc: keep trying! Maybe one day youโ€™ll get there
landonorris: yeah say goodbye to your Christmas present
charles_leclerc: ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป
alex_albon: will be there! And will definitely be recording - gotta have proof ๐Ÿ˜‚
landonorris: is it national bully lando day here or something?
user15: yes
user16: yes
oscarpiastri: yes
charles_leclerc: yes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
georgerussell63: yes
alex_albon: yes!!
maxverstappen1: yes
danielricciardo: yes!
carlossainz55: yes!
landonorris: you freaking muppets!
user17: ok but am I the only one who noticed he kept looking to the side and like beaming?
user18: no but I thought I was going insane? Like he was so soft?
user17: yeah! definitely getting the feeling he wasnโ€™t the only one there. Just who are you looking at?
user18: dare we say little lando norris has a partner now?
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landonorris: haha! I did kt! A mug a vase and a bowl!! On to the next step - glazing! And you muppets didnโ€™t think I could do it
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user19: woohoo! Congrats lando! Those look so so good!
user20: and those glazes are gonna be fire when theyโ€™re done. I use the same brand and colors he did and they turn out AMAZING
user19: ok donโ€™t be shy drop the names plz
potterymadeeasy: those look great!
landonorris: thank you! Had a great teacher ๐Ÿ˜‰
user21: ariana (potterymadeeasy) what are you doing here?
user22: thoughts are being thunk
user23: unthunk those thoughts right now
user22: sorryโ€ฆthots are being thunk rn
user23: nurse sheโ€™s out again!
user21: really? Under my comment thread?
user24: Iโ€™ve connected the dots.
user25: youโ€™ve connected shit
user24: no Iโ€™ve connected them
user25: god get a life
charles_leclerc: congrats!
carlossainz55: it only took a few monthsโ€ฆ
alex_albon: a couple of different throwing wheels
georgerussell63: and 3 different cleaning companies
landonorris: Iโ€™m gonna run you all over with my car
mclaren: legally this is a joke
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landonorris: first round of my ceramics are currently cooking in the kiln. Starting a new batch and stretching my creative skills
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user26: holy shit those look INCREDIBLE
user27: Iโ€™m so shocked! I just started watching the old streams so like in the course of a day he went from wet clay lumps to these masterpieces
user28: Iโ€™m so so proud of him - Iโ€™m currently trying to get into pottery and ceramics and watching him keep at it is so inspiring
user26: user28 you can do it! Persistence is key
oscarpiastri: man thinks heโ€™s Picasso nowโ€ฆbut for real congrats lando. Those look good! And functional too
landonorris: Iโ€™m only gonna give you the lumpy ones actually
oscarpiastri: Iโ€™m good thanks
landonorris: ๐Ÿ™ƒ
oscarpiastri: honestly proud of you. Youโ€™ve come a long way
landonorris: thanks mate!
oscarpiastri: Iโ€™m also glad you can stop calling me crying about your latest fuck up
landonorris: you muppet!
danielricciardo: too soon to call dibs on that dragonfly mug?
landonorris: after the way you continuously kept laughing at me?
danielricciardo: in encouragement?
landonorris: ๐Ÿ˜‘
danielricciardo: ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿงก?
landonorris: fine ๐Ÿ™„
user29: ok yeah good job on those designs and whatever but are we gonna mention those HEART MUGS?!
landonorris: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ˜‰
user29: get back here and answer some questions! What? Does? That? Mean?
landonorris: ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
user29: SIR!
maxverstappen1: i see youโ€™re finished making my present but really? Matching heart mugs?
landonorris: not actually for you!
maxverstappen1: heartโค๏ธ been broke๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿค• so many timesโฐ i donโ€™t knowโŒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ what to believe ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ™
landonorris: โ€ฆwho are you and where is max?
maxverstappen1: I thought what we had was special
landonorris: not my favorite relationship anymore! Sorry ๐Ÿงก
maxverstappen1: ๐Ÿ’”
potterymadeeasy: those look good!
landonorris: I had a good teacher ๐Ÿงก
potterymadeeasy: flatterer
landonorris: always ๐Ÿ˜‰
User22: !!!
User23: shut up shut up shut up
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landonorris: kiln unveiling and some upcoming projects!
listen. when I randomly decided that I wanted to learn how to make ceramic dishes, it was mostly because I wanted to make something with my own 2 hands โ€” and when I wasnโ€™t immediately good at it, I decided that I wouldnโ€™t stop until I was.
Its been a long couple of months with a lot of struggles but I can finally say that Iโ€™m proud of how far Iโ€™ve come. It hasnโ€™t been easy but the journey and the process has been fun and i genuinely canโ€™t wait to see what comes next!
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user30: Iโ€™m? Crying? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user31: omg same!!! To see how far heโ€™s come and to hear that heโ€™s finally proud of himself tooโ€ฆ
user32: weโ€™re excited for you too!
user33: excited? For what? Some more mediocre โ€œArtโ€ by some mediocre man?
user32: go fuck yourself. And get out of my comments. And off landoโ€™s page
used34: user33 how about you go get some sun and maybe shove some kindness up yours! ๐Ÿ–•
oscarpiastri: seriously, congratulations. Those look incredible
landonorris: thanks mate! I do appreciate your support
oscarpiastri: and my cupboards appreciate your work
user34: ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉต ahhh heโ€™s giving away his pieces
alex_albon: itโ€™s been a fun ride watching you!
landonorris: thanks i think
alex_albon: no problem!
alex_albon: and could you send me the name of your newest cleaning crew? They most be ungodly good
landonorris: and there it isโ€ฆ cleaningcrew
alex_albon: anyway i could get a series of mugs inspired by albon_pets?
landonorris: Iโ€™ll need a lot of pretty good pictures
alex_albon: on it ๐Ÿซก
landonorris: in fact I might need to visit in person
albon_pets: yay! We love โค๏ธ getting visitors
user35: UMMM?!? That 5th photo?!?
user36: IS THIS A SOFT LAUNCH? DOES LITTLE LANDO NORRIS FINALLY HAVE A PARTNER AGAIN?!?
landonorris: ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคซ
user36: YOU CANT KEEP GETTJNG AWAY WITH THIS
landonorris: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
yourpriv: my love, Iโ€™m so proud of you! Putting yourself out there in the world to learn something new is never easy but you have done it with amazing persistence and talent.
landopriv: babeโ€ฆ you know I couldnโ€™t do it without you
yourpriv: oh I have no doubt you would have gotten here on your own
landopriv: no. No i donโ€™t think I would have. Iโ€™m a fast guy and Iโ€™m used to fast results. When I reached out to you, it was a last resort last string. If it didnโ€™t work out with your help, I was honestly going to quit. You pushed me to get better, to stick with it till I made it.
yourpriv: ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
landopriv: Iโ€™m serious. Thank you for everything youโ€™ve done for me โ€” i love you ๐Ÿงก
yourpriv: ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿงก I love you too hun
maxverstappen1: canโ€™t lie โ€” it was a fun ride watching you fail but I also canโ€™t wait to see what you make next
landonorris: โ€ฆthanks for your support ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜…
maxverstappen1: you know it!
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landonorris: no time for a soft launch. Thank you honey for teaching me pottery and for designing such a bomb ass helmet!
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potterymadeeasy: Lando! We had a plan!
landonorris: ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
landonorris: love ya!
potterymadeeasy:โ€ฆlove you too!
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animation that Iโ€™m not sure if Iโ€™m gonna finish or not! although Iโ€™m proud of it as is. scenes depicted are from book 5, no spoilers :3
THIS IS FLIPNOTE 3D BTW!! i found my old 3DS while cleaning the other day.
original scenes + yapping below cut
pineflowers angst ig ๐Ÿ˜‹
honestly this is how i interpreted it but Iโ€™m pineflowers brained so dont take this seriously. theyre gay and in love i swear /hj
if you didnt knowโ€” i was an animator for about 4 years in late elementary school, all of middle school, and a little into high school. itโ€™s still fun to do time to time! i actually used to do animation memes.
on another note ive had this really good idea for an AU specifically focusing on pineflowers if anyone is interested in it ๐Ÿ˜ญ i have some art on it that i will probably post at some point. i desperately need to write a fic on it or at least get it down on paper soon cuz ive been trying to plan it out FOREVER. my friend gave me a genius idea for it where basically it is like scott pilgrim but like magic/supernatural?? and basically all the characters arent human. again i need to work on it a lot more but i have the main parts outlined. if someone has any ideas/likes the concept please let me know LMAO
scott pilgrim brainrot is getting to me ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” send help ๐Ÿ˜ญ
song is Race by Alex G! go listen to it!! banger song.
hereโ€™s my reference material for this <3
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c0llisiion ยท 4 months
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Pairing : min yoongi + f!reader
Genre : smut
โ˜…: drabble, corruption kink, fingering , fellacio mention , lots of nicknames, virgin!reader โ€” lmk if i missed any!!
W/C: 585
A/N: IM BACK. FINALLY. This took longer than expected cus i was slacking off a lot ๐Ÿ˜ญ but here ya go! Tysm to anon for rq this! Itโ€™s my first time writing corruption so please. Have mercy on me.
โ˜†โ‹†๏ฝก๐–ฆนยฐโ€งโ˜… This is strictly fiction. Any scenario or situation should not be taken seriously. Please refrain from reading if the topics make you uncomfortable. โ˜†โ‹†๏ฝก๐–ฆนยฐโ€งโ˜…
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Yoongi is a big fan of corruption kink. Thereโ€™s literally no doubt.
He loves watching your innocent eyes look up at him, all glossy and bright, as he slowly sinks you down on his lengthy cock. He breathes out heavily. The way your soft lips and tongue wrap around him and the way you look at him for guidance. โ€œThats right.. just like that dollโ€ฆ taking me in so well.. youโ€™re doing such a good job fโ€™ meโ€ฆโ€ You couldnโ€™t help but blush at his remarks, immediately feeling yourself pool in your panties.ย 
When he found out you were still a virgin, he couldnโ€™t help but get excited. He loved the idea of molding you just the way he wanted to.
Your back rested against his chest as his slender fingers guided your own tiny fingers down your glistening slit. Soft whimpers and whines escaped your lips as yoongi teased your needy cunt. โ€œHow does it feel, baby? Doesnโ€™t it feel good..?โ€ You nodded while breathing shakily. โ€œGonna make you feel good , โ€˜kay? Thats why im here.. gonna make you feel so good, you wouldnโ€™t need anyone else..โ€ he whispered lewdly in your ear before licking your lobe.
He pushed your fingers inside your sopping hole, and you couldnโ€™t help but gasp at the contact. Your virgin hole stretched out to the size of yours and yoongis fingers combined, making you writhe and whine. โ€œBehave yourself doll..โ€ he said, landing a small slap on your sensitive clit making you buck your hips. โ€œโ€ฆor else im gonna leave you right here and not touch you ever, got that?โ€ You gulped before nodding, holding onto his arm that was wrapped around your shoulders as you closed your eyes and let the feeling take over. โ€œRelax baby..โ€ you exhale softly as you feel his fingers inch inside your cunt.
Loud squelches bounced off the walls, indicating how needy you were. โ€œnasty little girlโ€ฆ you are so fucking wet..โ€ he whispers in your ear before his hand drops to your throbbing clit and starts drawing small circles on it. You gasp and shiver as he continues playing with your clit and you can feel yourself getting wetter with each tug. Your fingers feel a spongy mound on the wall of your vagina. You throw your head back as yoongi curls your finger into the mound. โ€œFeel that doll..? Thats your gspotโ€ฆ itโ€™s supposed to make you feel even better.โ€ Yoongi pressed onto the mound more, as well as stimulating your swollen clit. You moan lewdly, earning a dark chuckle from the older man. โ€œY-yoongiโ€ฆ feels weird..โ€ the small circles turned into rough tugging and pinching as he heard your words.
You couldnโ€™t help but whimper at the action. โ€œT-too much..!โ€ You try pushing his hand away. โ€œNo no babyโ€ฆ that means youโ€™re almost there.. dont you want to come around my fingers? Dont you want to make me proud? Arenโ€™t you my big girl?โ€ You whine and nod. โ€œDont worry.. i will help you through it, Do you trust me?โ€ You look up at him before giving him a big nod. He smiles at you before increasing his pace.
Your combined fingers went in and out of your sloppy hole as you almost reached your high. Your breathing started faltering, and then all of a sudden you see stars as a stream of warm, clear liquid leaks out of your cunt. Yoongi smirked at the mess you made and placed a kiss on your head. โ€œMy nasty girl.โ€ย 
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A/n : THANK YEW FOR READINGGG might be a little rusty so please excuse it ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡ this was supposed to be a blowjob drabble but i changed my mind ๐Ÿ’€ BUT I JS LOVED THE IDEA OF THE BJ THING SO I KEPT IT. might write more on that hehehe
Masterlist! :3
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f1rodrigo ยท 6 months
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the mclaren boy mystery | part two
l. norris / o. piastri
summary: in which your boyfriend is a formula one driver for team mclaren and when you finally decide it's time to start hinting to the world, the internet is confused on exactly which driver is your boyfriend. pairing: social media au || lando norris / oscar piastri x reader fc: jazmyn makenna a/n: sorry this took a little longer than i expected! it was so fun to make though. i didn't want to say who she's actually with because i feel like it's fun for the readers to have to figure that out too! so please share any guesses you have lol i'm interested to see what people think the outcome will be. hope you enjoy and thank you sm for reading<3
part one | sweet relief series | valentine's day drabble
โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚
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yourusername happy birthday to my favorite brother, i love you and am so grateful to know i have someone in my life who looks after me like you do<3 here's my fav pics of us of course they're all racing related lol, our first love
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yourbrother "my favorite brother"... As far as I know I am your only brother ๐Ÿ˜
โคท yourusername ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ technicalities
yourbrother Thank you least favorite sister, miss those days. Have to get back out on the karting track, been too long since I've beaten you
โคท yourusername been too long since you've been beaten, you mean?
โคท yourbrother Yeah, yeah we'll let the track times speak for themselves
โคท user1 ok but we have to admit the brother sister banter is kind of adorable
โคท user2 no bc she seems so sweet ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user3 nah because what is max verstappen doing in this girls likes now????
โคท user4 and the plot thickens ๐Ÿ˜ฏ
user5 she saw everyone calling her a fake f1 fan and said take a look at this
user6 yn hater club how you guys feeling right about now
โคท user7 ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
user8 honestly kind of hope she's dating one of them
โคท user9 yall switch up so fast please ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user10 seriously..... you HAD to only post f1 related photos lmfao so totally pandering to the landoscar fans
user11 f1 school of wags next graduate
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landonorris DOUBLE PODIUM!!!!!!!! couldn't have asked for a better race, congrats @/oscarpiastri and a huge thanks as always to @/mclaren ๐Ÿงก
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user1 I SAY THATS MY BABY AND IM SO PROUD ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user2 mclaren double podium... oh i used to pray for times like these
user3 oscar piastri you are insane omfg
user4 MY POOKIES LOOK AT THEM !!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿซ‚
user5 save me landoscar SAVE ME
yourusername jumping up and down screaming and crying losing my mind
โคท landonorris you should probably get that checked out....
โคท user6 THATS IT, ITS YN AND LANDO IM CALLING IT
โคท user7 nah nah nah this is so giving gf of the bestie banter
โคท user8 agreed hopping on the oscaryn train ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป
โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚
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โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹† โ‹† หšใ€‚โ‹†เญจเญงโ‹† หšใ€‚
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yourusername qatar gp smiles <3 practice timeeee
๐Ÿ“ธ @/kellypiquet
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kellypiquet so beautiful
โคท yourusername all you
landonorris eye spy a mclaren car down there?
โคท yourusername ? i just see a tractor
โคท landonorris not funny. ๐Ÿ˜
โคท yourusername i certainly laughed
โคท oscarpiastri same actually
โคท user1 i dont know how much longer i can take this
โคท user2 GUYSSSS i am telling you its so oscaryn
โคท user3 WHAT literally look at the Proof its so landoyn ๐Ÿฅฑ
โคท user4 i am giggling we're literally in a shipwar
user5 she's so pretty i'm sorry guys i love her ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
โคท user6 well yes!
user7 patiently waiting for one of the mcl boys to main feed post her then we know for sure โ€ผ๏ธ
โคท user8 at this rate it still won't clear anything up
lilymhe miss u beautiful
โคท yourusername omg i miss u more ms lily
โคท user9 she has The wag stamp of approval WE MOVE!
user10 theres four e's at the end of 'time'....... landos number is 4 i've got it guys ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
โคท user11 seek medical attention STAT
โคท user12 bro thinks this is a taylor swift album release
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yourusername oscar piastri sprint race winner AND mclaren double podium, better start calling me the good luck charm
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user1 nah bc you're onto something.....
user2 she can't be serious ๐Ÿ˜
โคท user3 well no shit it's just an instagram caption
user4 i cannot be the only one who finds the caption extremely weird
โคท user5 nah i'm with you i've never liked her ๐Ÿ™„
โคท user6 its just so odd like forcing yourself into the mclaren narrative completely taking away from the boys achievements writing it off as your own doing...
โคท user7 omfg yall are so dramatic just say you're jealous they're not dating you lmfao
โคท user8 no fr because it is not that serious it's clearly a joke like she loves them cmon now
mclaren BRB getting your paddock passes for the duration of the season
โคท yourusername i'm giggling, i love you guys ๐Ÿ˜™
โคท user9 see mclaren is fine with it so yall should be too
โคท user10 now i'm going to need all the haters to sit DOWN and shut the fuck UP
oscarpiastri wait can you send me that picture
โคท yourusername i literally did already but okay
โคท oscarpiastri ok could do with less attitude
โคท yourusername you have not seen real attitude piastri
โคท oscarpiastri ๐Ÿ˜ง
โคท user11 i think this just converted me to team oscar
โคท user12 nah this is literally landoyn confirmation
landonorris ๐Ÿ€
โคท user13 i am picking up what he's putting down
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part one | sweet relief series | valentine's day drabble
taglist:
@landoscar-f1 , @urfavnoirette , @imsiriuslyreal
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qraceiuv ยท 11 months
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"slut!" jude bellingham.
summary โ€” you finally release an unexpected song about your relationship after receiving countless hate for it.
notes โ€” send reqs and shit ๐Ÿ˜™
warnings โ€” hate comments thats it rlly
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y/nsusername: ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ก
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username: she never posts jude anymore
username: i rlly dont like her
โ€” username: okay...
username: shes using jude idc
username: bet jude got those heels for her
โ€” username: u act like she isnt a model/singer whos just as successful as him
username: she doesnt deserve him
โ€” username: and you do?
username: ur all insane and sad. leave her alone
username: shes too pretty to be acting the way she does
โ€” username: she doesnt do anything...
username: slut
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y/nsusername: coming soon...
โ€”
username: OH??
username: yayy
username: nobody cares
username: i cant take her seriously
username: still no jude posts
username: she didnt even go to his match yesterday
username: she always uses guys wtf
username: why does evergone hate her?
โ€” username: because shes dating jude and people are stupid
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y/nsusername: my new single "slut!" drops tonight, and i can't wait for you all to hear it. i love this song and myself, and to be able to share it is a pleasure. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉต
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username: omg.
username: her naming it slut... not even gonna listen
username: WHAT.
username: im freaking out
username: this is abt to be a power move.
username: oh!
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judebellingham: My lovely y/n - I'm endlessly proud of her and everything she has accomplished as of recently. Her strength is beyond me and I will forever admire it.
Lots of things have been said about her these past few months, and I realize I should've made a statement. Her kindness told me not to, but now is the right time to share my love for such an amazing woman. Y/n has dealt with so much hate in the world, and I hate to see it. You never know the person behind the screen, and I have always encouraged kindness. Please apply it to those I love.
I have never felt so happy with anyone than I do with you, Y/n. I love you, and I love all of you who have stuck by us and supported my favorite girl.
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username: i will cry.
username: i hope u all shut up now
username: BRO HE LOVES HER SM๐Ÿ˜ญ
username: the hating bitches are silent now
username: js a ton of 12 year olds jealous
username: i love them sm
username: "slut!" was so cunty idc
username: stream slut!!!!!
y/nsusername: โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
y/nsusername: i love you so much.
โ€” judebellingham: I love you so much more
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b3ach-bunn7 ยท 27 days
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WE SUFFOCATED OUR LOVE
a random number starts texting you and you decide to text back
Or, the bassist of your favourite band accidentally messages you and u fall in love
inspired by this fic ๐Ÿ˜† and my fav band the driver era
band!au, no quirks, text form, eventual romance
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September 18th
10:37 pm
Unknown: Ask Shiggy to grab me a monster on his way back
You: a monster?? are u 12โ€ฆ
Unknown: Shut up and ask
You: sorry I think you have the wrong number
Unknown: No I donโ€™t
You: lowkey u do..
You: r u trying to hack me
Unknown: Youโ€™re still texting me so u would probably fall for it
You: okay ur still textjng me genius
Unknown: Texting*
You: Shut up.
You: okay donโ€™t actually shut up
Unknown: Thought I was a hacker
You: maybe I wanna be hacked
Unknown: Is this flirting
You: maybe
You: r u really sexy
Unknown: Extremely
You: ๐Ÿ˜ feeling bashful rn
You: why r u drinking monsters anyways
You: Wait am i actually messaging a 12 yr old
September 19th
4:03 am
Unknown: Iโ€™m not 12 years old
Unknown: Iโ€™m 24
Unknown: And i drink monsters for energy
Unknown: And because they r yummy
Unknown: And cheap
You: omfg you donโ€™t need a separate text for every word
Unknown: Oh
Unknown: Didnโ€™t think youโ€™d be awake so late
You: well I wasnโ€™t but SOMEONE is messaging me at 4am
You: also Iโ€™m 24 2
Unknown: Didnโ€™t ask
You: kys
Unknown: Ok bye
You: pussy
You: why are u even awake so late
Unknown: Iโ€™m writing
You: omg ๐Ÿ˜ณ are u an author
Unknown: Lol no
Unknown: I write music
You: OMG
You: even better
You: what do u play
Unknown: Bass
Unknown: And I sing kinda
You: kinda?
Unknown: I sing backup mainly
Unknown: Or lead if Iโ€™m feeling extra generous
You: generous?
Unknown: To please all my loving woman fans ofc ๐Ÿ˜ซ
You: EWW TF
You: DONT EVER USE EMOJIS AGAIN BRUH ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Unknown: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”.
You: literally throwing up alllllxover my room
Unknown: Weirdo
Unknown: Go to sleep
You: donโ€™t tell me what to do ๐Ÿ™„
Unknown: Okay donโ€™t sleep
You: lowkey have to I have uni tomorrow
Unknown: Loser
You: shush
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September 19th
8:47 am
You: FUCK YOU
September 19th
2:30 pm
Unknown: Meanie ๐Ÿ˜ข
You: i overslept because of you
Unknown: Were you up all night thinking about me
You: i dont eben know ur name
Unknown: Dabi
You: oh ur sooooo emo and edgy
Dabi: Shut up
You: nobody... understands you๐Ÿ˜•โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿฅ€
Dabi: You gonna tell me ur name or what
You: Y/N
Dabi: Pretty name
You: dont stalk me plz
Dabi: No promises
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September 28th
10:02 pm
You: so if u dont go uni what do you do
Dabi: I told you i write music
Dabi: Am also in a band
You: wait are u like
You: successful
You: like do u make money from it
Dabi: Well yes
Dabi: Its my job
You: wait thats kinda cool
Dabi: ย ๐Ÿ˜Žย 
You: take it back so fast
You: do u stream ur music on like spotify
You: let me listen
You: whats ur band called
Dabi: No
You: mid name but i will look it up
Dabi: I dont wanna tell you
Dabi: Not right now at least
You: r u like super famous
You: am i messaging harry styles rn
Dabi: Im sorry i kept this from u for so long
You: is 1D cming back
You: plz
Dabi: Never
Dabi: Narry ruined us๐Ÿ˜”
You: HAHAH
You: HWO DO U KNOW WHAT TAHT IS
Dabi: I have a sister
Dabi: But seriously I'll tell you one day
You: how do ik ur not lying about ur music ๐Ÿค”
Dabi: [image attachment]
September 28th
10:13pm
You: MINABHABHAE
You: LOOK
You: OMFG
You: [image attachment]
You: HIS HAND IS ALL TATTED UP AND SEXY
You: AND THAT BASS
You: just creamed my pants
Mina: GIRL
Mina: you dont even know what he looks like
Mina: he does have sexy hands tho
You: sexy hands = sexy face
You: its litch science
Mina: ur so whipped and its been a week
You: uhm
You: ten days actually
Mina: ur not right in the head
September 28th
10:22 pm
Dabi: Did my incredible bass shock u to silence
You: i literally collapsed when i saw it
You: i like the blue
You: also ur tattoos are cool
Dabi: Thanks babe
You: mhm
You: yh
You: did they hurt
You: when u got them done
Dabi: Nah they werent too bad
Dabi: Worst was probs the ones on my chest
You: r u like alll tatted up
Dabi: I am
Dabi: That okay?
You: mhm
You: very cool
You: i want a tatto but im lowkey scared like
You: what if it hurts
Dabi: Ill get one with you
Dabi: Ill talk you through it
Dabi: Distract you from the pain
You: mhm
You: yes
You: very good
You: my roomates calling me ttylxox
September 28th
10:30pm
You: [screenshot]
You: hes SOO FLIRTING RIGHT
Mina: oh babe this reads like a porno
You: DFHBAJHF
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October 11th
8:37 pm
You: [link attachment]
You: listen to this song
You: LOV is the best band eva
Dabi: LOL
You: WHAT
You: its so good its my fav band
You: im seeing them next month
Dabi: Really
You: r u jelly
Dabi: Very
Dabi: If only i could be there
You: i think theres still tickets for sale if u acc wanna come
Dabi: You tryna see me in person?
You: mayhaps
You: ur just so mysterious
You: what if ur actually like a pedo
Dabi: The fuck
Dabi: Iโ€™m no pedo
You: okay cool
You: you can come to the concert then
Dabi: Seriously?
October 11th
8:47pm
You: MINA
You: PLEASE
You: [screenshot attachment]
You: SHALL I SAY YEA
Mina: UHM
Mina: YES
Mina: concerts are public so if heโ€™s actually a creep youโ€™ll be safe
You: OKAY
October 11th
8:50pm
You: okay omg
You: shall we actually do this
Dabi: Yeah
Dabi: You got another month to figure out if Iโ€™m a pedo
You: now I deffo think youโ€™re one
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October 17th
6:45 pm
Dabi: Does this sound good
Dabi: [audio message]
You: WOAH
You: that sounds really good
You: is that u talking at the end
Dabi: Yeah my roommate walked in
You: ur voice is so deep
Dabi: Sexy right
You: gosh so modest too
Dabi: Iโ€™m working on a new song but I canโ€™t tell if I like that riff
You: u should like it
You: itโ€™s very good
Dabi: Thanks babe
You: soooooo
You: can u show me ur band now ๐Ÿ˜
Dabi: No ๐Ÿ˜
You: ๐Ÿคฌ
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October 21st
8:33pm
You: what would u do if we meet irl and IM actually famous
You: like u pull up to the concert and Iโ€™m there but Iโ€™m actually like Jojo siwa or something
Dabi: Iโ€™d be a bit disappointed
You: u donโ€™t fw jojo??
Dabi: No but sheโ€™s gay and Iโ€™d hope all my flirting was being put to good use here
You: hardee har
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October 25th
6:45pm
You: Iโ€™m supposed to be studying but
You: I canโ€™t stop thinking if halloweeen๐Ÿ˜
Dabi: You going trick or treating?
You: i wish
You: unfortunately too old for that now
Dabi: Loser
Dabi: My little brothers 11 so I get to do it with him
Dabi: But I gotta act cool like I donโ€™t wanna do it
You: IM SO JELLY
You: can I borrow ur little brother on the 31st of October plz
Dabi: No weirdo
You: sigh
You: Iโ€™m going to a party at least
Dabi: Oh yeah
Dabi: What are u dressing up as
You: me and my friend are going as monster high girls ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
You: shes draculaura and Iโ€™m clawdeen ๐Ÿ˜œ
Dabi: Sick
Dabi: U have to show me when you do it
You: gosh ur so obsessed with me
You: but okay
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October 28th
7:00pm
You: [image attachment]
You: the fit is ready
Dabi: Why arenโ€™t u wearing it
You: im gonnna do the full reveal ON halloween
Dabi: Sigh fine
You: what are you wearing punk
Dabi: Punk ๐Ÿ˜ญ
You: LOL
Dabi: U canโ€™t laugh
You: okayโ€ฆ
Dabi: You know that show curious George
You: HAHAHA
You: R U FONNA BE THE YELLOW HAT MAN
Dabi: You said u wouldnโ€™t laugh ๐Ÿ˜”
You: NO ITS SO CUTE
Dabi: I got him a little monkey onesie
You: AWWW
You: THATS SO CUTE
October 28th
7:10 pm
You: [screenshot attachment]
You: when heโ€™s a good older brother ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
Mina: okay bare minimum ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
You: SHUT UP
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October 31st
6:00 pm
Dabi: [image attachment]
Dabi: Ur favourite childhood father figure
You: OMG
You: U GUYS LOOK SO GOOD
You: crazy how ur face is covered๐Ÿ™„
Dabi: You love the thrill of the mystery
Dabi: Letโ€™s see ur costume
You: my party starts at like nine bruh ๐Ÿ˜ญ
You: im in bed watching movies
Dabi: Loser
Dabi: Imagine not trick or treating
You: u suck so much
Dabi: Ofc I do ๐Ÿ˜‹
You: VOMIT ๐Ÿคข
October 31st
6:07pm
You: [image attachment]
You: Mina.
You: look at his ARMS IN THAT SUIT
Mina: itโ€™s bright yellow
You: HES CURIOUS GEORGE MAN
You: his little brothers the monkey
Mina: WAIT WHY IS THAT KINDA CUTE
You: IK
Mina: and he does look sexy in that button up
You: the tattoos๐Ÿคค
Mina: love a man with a dark past ๐Ÿ˜
You: god im so scared to see him
You: the concerts on the 10th
Mina: youโ€™ll be okay babe Dw
October 31st
8:30pm
You: [image attachment]
You: itโ€™sโ€ฆ. A full moon.. I feel myselfโ€ฆ changing ๐Ÿบ
Dabi: Woah
Dabi: You look hot
You: omg
You: thank u
Dabi: Youโ€™re pretty too
Dabi: R u wearing that to the concert
You: LOL NO
You: I havenโ€™t decided yet
Dabi: U have to show me
Dabi: So I can find you
You: and how am I gonna find you
Dabi: Youโ€™ll find me
November 3rd
7:02pm
Dabi: [audio attachment]
Dabi: Listen please ๐Ÿ˜„
Dabi: What do you think
You: why r u acc good at this
You: I LOVE
You: yk it kinda sounds like LOV
You: I think youโ€™ll like their music
Dabi: Girl I listen to them
You: GIRL???
You: sassy man apocalypse is alive and well
Dabi: Whos ur favourite band member
You: hmmmm
You: I like the drummer
You: himiko sheโ€™s so cute
You: but the bassist ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค
You: Touya
You: need him in ways I canโ€™t articulate over message ๐Ÿ˜ณ
You: uhm where did u go
You: did my thirsting freak u out
Dabi: No ur good
Dabi: I thought youโ€™d like the guitarist
Dabi: Shiggy
Dabi: Every girl is obsessed with him
You: yeah but Touya is all emo kinda
You: I love it
November 8th
9:00pm
You: [image attachment]
You: fit check for the concert๐Ÿ˜œ
Dabi: I love it
Dabi: Very Blue
Dabi: Thatโ€™s my fav colour
You: thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m wearing it??
Dabi: Blushing rn ๐Ÿคญ
You: HAHA
November 10th
6:30 pm
You: On my way! now
You: tf
Dabi: Canโ€™t wait to see you!
You: LOL SHUSH
You: im nervous
Dabi: Donโ€™t be
Dabi: Im excited to see you
You: me too ๐Ÿ˜†
November 10th
6:50pm
Mina: be careful plz
Mina: thereโ€™s loads of people around but still
Mina: he could be a freak in disguise
You: I know babe Dw dw
You: Iโ€™ll keep u updated
Mina: good
Mina: r u gonna give him a biggggg fat smooch ๐Ÿคค
You: SHUT UP
November 7th
7:00pm
You: are you here?
Dabi: Yeah
You: omg
You: im scared
Dabi: Lowkey same
Dabi: But im so manly and strong so im actually not scared
You: LOL
Dabi: Okay wait
Dabi: I need to tell you smth
You: is this u telling me the pedo allegations r trueโ€ฆ.
Dabi: Before we meet u need to know
You: yeah whatโ€™s up?
Dabi: Idk how to say this without u thinking Iโ€™m lying but
Dabi: Iโ€™m Touya
You: uh
You: what ๐Ÿ˜…
Dabi: I just didnโ€™t wanna tell you because I thought you might like
Dabi: Idk people r so weird about it when they find out
Dabi: And I didnโ€™t want you to just talk to me because of that
Dabi: Especially when I found out u listen to our music
Dabi: Iโ€™m sorry I never told u
Dabi: Y/N? You there?
You: yeah I just
You: slightly confused
You: idk how to tell if ur lying or not
Dabi: [image attachment]
Dabi: Theres the face reveal youโ€™ve been after
You: what the sigma
You: okay
You: woah
You: so Iโ€™ve actually been dming a celebrity
Dabi: You prefer me or Harry styles
You: you deffo
You: but I think you knew that from my messages from before
Dabi: Yeah i remember
Dabi: Dw you can articulate all the ways you need me after the show
You: haahahahhahaha
You: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ okay
Dabi: I have smth for you though
You: you do?
Dabi: Yeah
Dabi: Go to the back door where that scary security guy is
Dabi: His name is Spinner
Dabi: Tell him Dabi sent you
You: OKAY
You: :((( THIS IS SO CUTE
Dabi: You like them?
You: I canโ€™t believe u got me flowers ๐Ÿ˜ข
You: thank you!!!
Dabi: Thatโ€™s alright
Dabi: Okay I need to go warm up
Dabi: Iโ€™ll be looking for you in the crowd
You: Iโ€™ll be staring at you too
Dabi: I said looking
You: same diff
You: wait hold on
Touya: What?
You: nm nm
You: good luck for ur show ๐Ÿ˜†
Touya: Thanks babe
BONUS
November 7th
5:05pm
Touya: Toga
Touya: Toga
Touya: Toga
Touya: TOGAAAAA
Toga: WTF DO U WANT
Touya: If I was gonna get a girl flowers what should I get her
Toga: GASP GASP
Toga: WHO R U RIZZING UP
Touya: Literally fuck off never say that
Toga: is this that girl youโ€™re always messaging
Toga: and smiling at ur phone ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
Touya: Fuck off
Toga: IT ISSSSSS
Toga: IS SHE COMING TONIGHT
Touya: Yes
Toga: AHHSSHAHWHW
Toga: THIS IS SO EXCITING
Touya: Iโ€™m so happy ur having so so much fun
Toga: I so ammmmmm
Toga: but why donโ€™t u ask her what she wants
Touya: Itโ€™s a surprise idiot
Toga: AWWWWWWWW
Toga: okay well if u wanna be so really romantic u could get her roses
Toga: or maybeee tulips or lillies
Toga: sheโ€™ll like whatevs u get her
Touya: Okay
Touya: Thanks
Toga: thatโ€™s okay lover boy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ
Touya: Kys
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THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE OH EM GEE but it lowkey took longer than I thought it wouldโ€ฆ but i hope u all enjoyed ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
also y/ns messaging is literally just how I message.. I fear this is the most self indulgent fic Iโ€™ve ever written
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