#plz marry me u beautiful man !

[wonustars]

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖶𝖺𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖧𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖧𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽 (Teaser)

𖥔 pairing: kim mingyu x reader 𖥔 wordcount: ~15k+ (this teaser: 599) 𖥔 genre: fake marriage au!, fluff, angst, smut (18+ mdni)

𖥔 reblogs, likes and comments are always appreciated ♡! tumblr is based on reblogs not likes, and they help writers like me to get better reach. thank you!

𖥔 summary: you and mingyu (a former mafia member and also your ex-fiancè's former best friend) are forced into witness protection. All you’ve been told is that you’re meant to act like a happily married couple. Pushed into a cookie cutter house, and a suburban neighbourhood far from the city, where people bring you baked goods on your first day and partake in small talk, it’s all foreign and new. There’s so many things you don’t know about him, but for a man who’s only known violence and all things illegal, he’s somehow the perfect house husband.

𖥔 tags: fake relationship/marriage!au, non-idol!au, mafia!au, afab!reader, norbert is readers cat (more tags when the fic is posted) 𖥔 release date: may 14 or 15, 2024 𖥔 author's note: if i end up posting after the predicted dates plz do not crucify me 🙏 ik a lot of people have been waiting for this one so i'd thought i post a teaser since i have 2-3 chapters left till its finally finished. thank you to all of those who sent in their ideas and to those who've shown so much interest in this story :") i really hope it lives up to your expectations!! see u soonest - anna ♡ !!!!

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The first few days at the new house were uneventful and awkward to say the least.

Mingyu spent the majority of his time doing random housework, he thought that if he had to live here for a year, then he should at least try and make it as “homely" as possible. 

Many of the women in the neighbourhood had deemed Mingyu as their new eye-candy. Despite the fact that he wore his pink shibu inu apron while tending to the garden at the front of the house. They would especially make sure to take multiple laps around the block during their group walks, drooling over his toned muscles as he began to plant an array of flowers on the lawn. 

Mingyu isn’t very observant when it comes to people finding him attractive, believe it or not. He automatically assumes that the wives of Bridgewater just wanted to get to know the new couple that just moved in. 

“What a beautiful garden you have!” one of the wives called out from the sidewalk, her eyes glinting with appeal. 

“Thank you, It’s not done just yet, but I think we’re finally getting somewhere,” Mingyu smiles bashfully. 

“Of course dear. You know if you’re ever free you should come and take a look at my garden,” another lady giggles, her innuendo flying right over Mingyu’s head.

The group of fourty plus year old women all giggle like school girls as they watch his face turn red with flattery. Mingyu scratches the back of his head awkwardly as they bid him good-bye, curious as to what they group of women thought was so funny about him taking a look at their gardens. It’s all just a bunch of flowers isn’t it? 

The sound of your car’s engine brings Mingyu out of his thoughts, his gardening tools forgotten by the piles of dirt he left. You lug Nortbert’s carrier as you walk into the house, acknowledging his presence with a small nod. His pink aprons raises a few questions in your head, but you decide not to comment on it. 

“Oh hey you’re back, is he ok?” Mingyu asks, motioning to the carrier you hold in your hand. 

Halting your steps, your eyes widen as you realize that he’s talking to you, there wasn’t much conversation between the two of you since you’ve moved in. so you found it a little surprising that he’s asking about Norbert, the cat who tends to show lots of aggression towards him. 

“Morning. He’s ok, I just took him for his check up at the vet,” you shrug before entering the house. 

You leave the conversation there. There wasn’t much else to say anyways, and you had a lot of work to get to before the end of the day. If Mingyu feels a little bit ignored by your actions, he doesn’t make it noticeable, going back to working on his garden. 

From across the yard, neither you of Mingyu notice Seungkwan’s looming figure as he and Vernon enjoy the Friday morning sun. He watches the two of you from his porch with a quirked eyebrow. They’re awfully awkward for newly weds, he thinks to himself. 

“Nonie, don’t you think they’re a little weird?” Seungkwan nudges his boyfriend, who’s mumbling to himself while Vernon reads his book. 

Vernon quirks up, moving his headphones a little to hear what his boyfriend has to say, “huh? Sorry I was reading, what’d you say?” 

“Nothing, go back to your book love,” Seungkwan mumbles, his eyes still darting back and forth from your descending figure and Mingyu, his suspicions spiking once more.

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 4

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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yourusername: AYEEEE wedding day in mc! not the type of content that i usually make but here i am getting married to maxie poo in mc! plz pu 😈💐👰🏻‍♀️

view comments:

user1: rip all ppl who actual believed that this is an ACTUAL wedding LMAO. the biggest joke that she's ever made she is actually executing 🤣🤣🤣

maxverstsappen1: What are you talking about?

maxverstappen1: This IS a real wedding??

maxverstappen1: Huh? I am lost.

user2: out of EVERYONE playing into the joke i didn't expect max to go full on roleplaying mode 💀

maxverstsappen1: I am not roleplaying ❌🤷🏻‍♂️

user3: BYE HE IS SO UNSERIOUSSS 😭😭

yourusername: CANNOT WAIT TO FINALLY MAKE BOO MY BOOOOOOOO

maxverstappen1: 😘😘

user4: aight y/n the jig is up you can STOP COMMENTING FROM UNDER MAX'S ACCOUNT 😀

yourusername: what are you talking about... 🫠😞🔐

landonorris: I am still baffled how you got this man to do so many things, oml...

yourusername: he luv luv luvsss me cuz of my beautiful smile and amazing smexy humor 🥰😌😇🤭🤭🤭

maxverstappen: Oh, okay! Believe what you want!

user5: HE ATE HER UP I FEAR LMFAO

user6: DAMN SAVAGE MAX 😭😭😭

user7: bro im so glad we r getting unhinged max bc of y/n omgghhh 👺👺🤡

user8: BYE i need to see max in full wedding smexy smexy smexy attire UGH pls y/n i beg of u to PLS make him show up in a tux on streammmm 😇🙏🏻👼🏻🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! 😍🫶🏾

lmao i lied again, part FIVE i swear will actually include the mc wedding, and for al of y'all's confused, ITS FAKE LMAO they are not actually getting married for reals, just for funsies (shout out to my moots for letting me know this bit was a tad confusing 😭)

i'll see if i can get part five out tmr afternoon or evening!

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[pillow-anime-talk]

12 fluff promt for uta plz

# tags: scenario; current relationship; soulmate!au (tattoos); light romance; fluff; couple goals; sfw

includes: gender neutral reader ft. uta {tokyo ghoul}

author’s note: hope u like it :) have a nice day/night!

12. “But we are not married.” “Then marry me.”

Punk music played at medium volume and spread throughout the building, and you jiggled your right foot to it while keeping your both eyes on the colorful magazine in your hands. From time to time you also glanced at your boyfriend, Uta, who was a few meters away from you, tattooing another client who wanted a huge red dragon across the entire width and length of his back. His concentration was really intriguing, and not even your warm gaze could snap him out of trance.

That’s why, after a few tries, you focused entirely on the thick periodical, reading about the biggest fashion bloopers of this month and dozens of romances in the world of showbiz stars.

{ ･ﾟ✧ }

After another three hours, Uta finished part of the tattoo and thanked his male client for staying in the uncomfortable position for that time. Together with a middle-aged man who had a black beard and dark eyes, they agreed on the last meeting, and thus the last part of the beautiful painting that was to appear on the right shoulder blade. They shook hands, wished each other a nice evening, and then Uta closed the front door to his small tattoo studio, which he had been running for years on his own with no other employees. He turned off all the lights, then returned to a room decorated with a tattoo table, several cabinets, special equipment and a trash bin.

There was also a small, dirty-green leather couch and a table with a glass surface. There was you on the sofa, clutching a magazine in your hands, though your eyes were squeezed tight and your mouth slightly open. The calm face and light movements of the chest spoke loudly about the fact that somewhere in the middle of Uta’s work you fell asleep, and the only thing that appeared in your sleepy thoughts was the desire to drink a cup of coffee without milk and sugar.

For a brief moment, Uta didn’t have the heart to wake you up because he knew your life had been quite stressful in recent days and you had a lot of responsibilities in your private life, but at the same time, he didn’t want your head to hurt after this short nap, or worse, your back and neck.

Before waking you up, however, he glanced at one of the hands that was touching the paper and smiled at the small tattoo adorning your little finger. The drawing showed a full moon; light streaks and lines were made with the utmost precision – the tattoo looked like a real moon that can be found in the sky. After briefly glancing at your finger, he looked automatically at his own left hand and the left corner of his mouth twitched. On his pinky there was a drawing of the same size – the only difference was that there was a tiny sun on his pale skin.

He sighed though, touching your soft cheek covered with gold highlighter.

“... Mgmhm...” You muttered something unintelligible under your breath, which made the man laugh again. “Uta... It’s your turn to... Y-You have to take our kids to school... Mhm...” You said a little more clearly, though your voice was still quiet, muffled by yawns and the desire to stay asleep. It was, after all, close to eleven in the evening.

“Kids?” He raised an eyebrow and the silver earring a bit up. “But we are not married.” He added directly into your ear, and you wiggled your nose, keeping your eyes shut.

“Then marry me.”

Surely you dreamed something nice – there was a slight smile and a huge blush on your face. Uta gave up and decided not to wake you up. Instead, he lifted your body off the couch with no problem. He had placed the magazine on a glass table a moment earlier, next to a small candlestick and a vase of dead roses.

You were already soulmates, and that meant the bonds of marriage. Nevertheless, the vision of you two with a bunch of children and then grandchildren, although too beautiful, did not have to be unattainable.

[johnwickb1tsch]

bittersweet ~ a yandere!John Wick x fem!reader sunshine/grump coffee shop AU... Part 38 all chapters

WARNING: NSFW, SEXUAL CONTENT, VIOLENCE, YANDERE SH!T. Plz take care. I luv u all. 😘

38. the honorable thing

“Jonathan.” 

“Winston.” 

This is the first the hotelier has seen the former assassin leave his room for any kind of sustenance–how telling, that his first stop would be the bar. The older man lowers his voice, leaning in. “Not that it’s any of my business…but did you give that lovely young lady an engagement ring on false pretenses?”

John sighs, looking down into his bourbon. “Not because I don’t want to marry her, Winston.”

“Naturally.” 

John growls low in his throat. “I’m just trying to do the honorable thing.” 

“Presenting a lady with a ring without intending to actually marry her is certainly honorable.” 

“You don’t understand.” 

“Enlighten me. Or better yet, enlighten her. If your aim is to fool the Camorra, a believable fiancée she does not make.”

John resists the urge to bang his head on the polished oak bar.

“Or, don’t,” muses Winston. “I’ll finally be able to rent out the rooms next to yours. You have gotten more noise complaints with that woman in the past week than in the entirety of your time staying with us in previous years.”

John does hang his head in his hands at that.

“Winston…”

If Winston didn’t know any better…he would have almost thought the notorious assassin was embarrassed. 

“Just fix it, Jonathan. Otherwise, I promise you’ll regret it…” 

As Winston walks away John calls after him, “Do you ever get tired of being right all the time, old man?”

Winston chuckles, raises a hand in acknowledgement, and goes to greet another patron. 

***

You took the ring off for your training session with Mariko. When you returned to the room hours later, it was gone from the bathroom counter–and your first reaction was relief. 

John says nothing about it, when he returns from wherever he’s been. You decide not to either. Maybe the cleaning staff helped themselves. 

Good riddance and Enjoy. You’re tired of agonizing about it, and you want things to go back to the way they were before. 

He kisses you hello on the cheek, seemingly in a better mood than he has been all week. “Let’s have dinner downstairs tonight,” he proposes. This is news to you. You’ve heard tell of the legendary restaurant of The Continental, and of course the room service has been excellent, but it’s just not the same as dining in.

“Are you sure?” you ask, intrigued but suddenly wary. 

“Yes, if sounds good to you?” 

“I…would love that,” you admit, suddenly excited. It will mean getting dressed up–the opportunity to see John in one of his evening suits will make the fuss all worth it. Watching him get dressed here has become one of your favorite pastimes; it’s way better than anything on TV. 

***

Dinner is everything you’d hoped for and more. The food is out of this world, and better yet, John is sweet to you, tucking you in the shelter under his arm in the booth and speaking softly in your ear between courses. It reminds you a little of that beautiful dinner you had in Venice, before everything…changed. 

He looks handsome as the very devil in all black in the low light of the dining room, the reflection of the candle on the table in his dark irises glinting like hellfire. You cannot look away, be he god or devil or something in between, so utterly lost you are to this man. 

The wine is very good too, which is only part of the reason you clutch at his arm afterwards, trying not to trip over your new Louboutins and beaded Valentino gown. The sleeves are long, better to hide your bruises from training, but the high slit in your skirt is rather daring, and helpful for movement. He says he wants to show you something, which makes you giggle knowingly, but he doesn’t lead you back up to the room. You take a side corridor, finding it lets out to a narrow dark balcony on the fourth floor. You are in shadow, and you can watch the street below nearly unobserved. The skyscrapers beyond are lit up like birthday cakes. Maybe the city isn’t totally your speed, but it is interesting–for a little while. 

You are more than ready to return to your mountain, if ever you can. 

But for now, you are happy with the view, and the warmth of John’s arm around you–until he produces that damned little black box again. “Oh, John…” 

“Wait, y/n.” 

You sigh. “I’ll wear it when they come, ok? If…they ever fucking show up.” 

“I want you to wear it tonight.”

“Ugh.” 

You turn to go, suddenly exasperated and exhausted, until he pulls you back against the hard line of his body, claiming your mouth in a fiercely probing kiss. With his forehead pressed to yours he says through gritted teeth, “I’m asking you to marry me, y/n.” 

Maybe you can blame the wine, but it’s only then that you realize he’s serious. Your fingertips turn to claws, digging into the arms of his suit jacket. The flesh is so solid underneath. This is not a dream. 

This is not a drill. 

“John?” 

If you’re misreading this situation–again–you will lose your fucking mind. 

“I love you with every bit of my black, broken heart, y/n. I know I don’t deserve you, but I will spend every second we’re together trying to make up for what I did to you. Will you marry me?” 

You don’t answer him immediately, standing on tiptoe to press your lips to his. He’s the one who draws back first, searching your face desperately for the answer to his heartfelt question. 

“Yes! Yes, you dummy.” He nips you a little for that, but soon it turns into another long and sultry kiss, your arms flung around his neck, your bare back pressed into the wrought-iron railing under the fury of his ardor. 

Later, with his arms around you in a tight embrace, he grumbles, “I’m sorry I made this so painful.” 

You laugh a little, at yourself, and him. “How else would we go about anything, John?”

“Very funny.” You kiss his ear, snuggling into the bend of his neck again. The warm, spiced scent of his cologne and his skin is nearly as maddening as his kisses.

“Can we go upstairs now? I have something I want to show you.” He chuckles darkly at this, sucking at the skin of your neck, winning a shudder and your clit singing out with approval. 

“What a coincidence, my love.”

You decide you’ll never tire of hearing that. 

***

You cannot stop kissing. 

You are practically joined at the lips from your little enclave of a balcony, through the halls, and the elevator, and the whole walk to your room. Once you make it through the doorway John presses you up against the door as soon as it’s closed, his hand finding its way through the slit in your dress to cup your ass. 

You’d be a liar, if you said you hadn’t thought of that, when you’d selected it earlier. 

You do not rip each other’s clothes off though, like in some bosom-buster romance. You both are seeming to savor this closeness together, making out like teenagers, grinding against each other through your nice clothes. You moan as John takes mercy on you, sliding one of his muscled thighs between your legs, smiling against your mouth. 

“Wicked man.” 

“You love it.” 

“I love you. And–I’m going–to ruin your nice suit.” 

“Please do.”

What is the American version of noblesse-oblige?

You are so pent up that you nearly cum like that, riding his leg with his lips on your neck, sucking the tender flesh like he means to devour you. 

You see scarves in your future. Lots of them.  

But then he is moving you across the room, practically picking you up with an arm around your waist, guiding you down onto the couch. 

“I messed up again,” he muses, kneeling before you. “I was supposed to get down on my knees for you. Want a redo?” You laugh breathily as he pulls the scrap of silk that passes for panties down your thighs, his lips gravitating to the inside of your knee. He nips you lightly, making you jump. 

“I think…this more than makes up for it,” you sigh, as he kisses up the soft flesh of your inner thigh. The ring on your left hand glints in the low light as you run your fingers through his raven hair. The slit in the skirt wins again, making it so easy to sweep the fine fabric aside, leaving you spread bare before him. The hunger in his dark eyes lights your world on fire, and when his tongue touches your clit you think you might see God, or at least, your own version of heaven. 

The world is golden-edged, and maybe it’s stupid–but in that moment you feel like nothing bad can touch either of you.  

[jlheon]

penggg! have you listened to bea’s new album? i did and i’m obsessed with california and one time!!

which song was your fave? plus, thoughts on the release? <333

missing your works 💗 (but take your time!!)

hai!!! these are my thoughts!!! (this is how it went & a cruel affair & everything i want) — btw this is kinda long u don’t have to read it all 😭😭

take a bite — 10/10 wbk. i am taking a bite hell yeah i am!!!! this song is so hoonki coded i will not explain further u just have to understand by being on my intellectual level.

california — 9/10 i want to go to california… the whole song is so woah icl! the bridge is insane oh my gosh I LOVE BEABADOOBEE

one time — 10/10 HECK YEAH!!! this song is literally me winning the idgaf war at all times! awesome beat n song n lyrics FUCK YOU !!!!! the outro is actually insane bea the lyrical genius you are… i love her so much

real man — 10/10 U WILL NEVER BE A REAL MAN!!!! this song is also like FUCK U!!! i think i hate men guys freak this i need a gf! again the outro is insane LAWD!!!!

tie my shoes — 9/10 i will sob n throw up this song is so woah. THE ONE PART “lied to a girl u hardly knew but the world thought of you” THE WAY SHE DELIVERS THE LINE IS SO CRAZY BEAUTIFUL I LOVE BEA SO MUCH PLZ TIE MY SHOES

girl song — 10/10 this song is a real representation of me fighting my demons every couple days when i have one of my weekly crash outs woah. i will sob n cry again this is so me unfortunately

coming home — 9/10 it was a 10/10 my first listens but i overplayed it sobs. oh but this song made me cry even just the demo version becoz it makes me think of being married n not having time for each other and that is terrifying LONG DISTANCE I WILL NEVER DO THAT PROLLY.

ever seen — 8.5/10 i like but not as much as the other songs YK. its very happy n peppy tho i hope i have a meetcute one day. TO TELL MY KIDS ABT BRU. this song is jake coded becuz hes the prettiest ever..

a cruel affair — 100/10 me song again! love this instrumental for realz. this song is too short it should be 3 minutes at minimum poo… this song barely has any lyrics too. EXTENDED VERSION PLEASEEEE

post — 8/10 for some reason i don’t understand what this song is about like i was analyzing the lyrics and i rlly don’t know but the song is awesome regardless

beaches — 10/10 Yes! i really want to go on vacation to a tropical place so i can dissociate for a while n get my shit together ngl.. THE INSTRUMENTAL BREAK IS SO GOOD BRU WTF PLEEK I LOVE BEA SM

everything i want — 1000/10 NEED THIS AT MY WEDDING /SRS. no like actually this song makes me so happy n bittersweet plz im everything you want (jake) can we plz get married ill never settle for a regular man. ok but in seriousness its so cute w the lyrics and i hope i feel this way abt someone n vise versa one day when im older! i want to be in love so bad…!!! on REPEAT.

the man who left too soon — 7/10 but only becoz i don’t resonate w any of the lyrics but the song is good it just has to grow on me i reckon…

this is how it went — 1000/10 THIS IS MY SONG. i love the beat so bad it makes me wanna cry but also sway around my room! this song is literally me i love sleeping n not talking to anyone hashtag peng core song!

[venusdear]

LITERALLY THOOOOOO LIKE I WAS LIKE THE F U C K

hammerstrom said "lemme just mURDER MY ONLY CHILD" like tf

LITERALLY THO LIKE HOW DO U CLAIM TO LOVE THIS MAN BUT SMTH AS SMALL AS GETTING MARRIED MAKES U TURN UR BACK ON HIM LIKE THERE ARE PPL THAT HAVE DONE ACTUAL PROBLEMATIC THINGS AND UR HATING ON THIS DUDE

"wake up, look at dongwoon, wake up look at dongwoon" so true bestie. hes so beautiful.

ngl that pic scares me a bit like kiki plz put ur hair back down (gikwang can also be spelled kikwang, so ppl sometimes call him kiki :D)

fun fact: a magazine picked him as the most handsome face in asia TWO YEARS IN A ROW. 2016 and 2017. literally look it up, it's true. i can literally imagine myself as a casting person going like "okay i brought this man in to play eli!" and the directors like "my dude hes too beautiful instead of looking at the story everyone will just be staring at him"

its day 238 without to1 cb and i'm listening to their song hello goodbye and literally crying. thankfully they posted a tiktok vid yesterday lol.

&team's firework is so good omfg, makes me imagine this romantic love story and then in the final chorus they hit us with the girl making her move and kissing the boy oh my god.

also here's a gikwang photo dump bc yesterday marked 2 months of gk brainrot.

KPOP STANS ARE ALWAYS DELULU IN SOME WAY (others WAY MORE DELULU THAN NEEDED) like how do you stalk someone for years on end... that's just crazy to me we need to learn BOUNDARIES and that IDOLS ARE IDOLS not our "friends" we are LITERALLY JUST FANS

AWEEE KIKI IS SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME

2 YEARS IN A ROW??? he deserved it because he is very good looking INDEED someone needs to put him on for another year because yes

REALLY I'LL LISTEN TO &TEAM LATER THEN i don't really follow &team tbh

tb1 needs to come back to you guys

GK BRAINROT RIP EMMIE

[delicrieux]

Hey, Dee. Can I order something with Poe Dameron x Reader where the reader is a scavenger kinda like Rey and he gets stranded in a desert like planet so they are forced to stick together? I hope it makes sense. Love your stuff!

& i love u homie xx also this gif is so lovely oh my

The crash was what is to be expected — powerful, sudden, and, for lack of a better word, breathtaking. To an observer standing by it appeared as wild and as beautiful as a comet, or a miniature star that clipped and fell from the sky followed by a pink-violet-blue trail of fire. But it was only a small ship that struck into piles of sand and sprung it everywhere along with black smoke.

You lingered, far enough to be safe, yet close enough to see a figure dressed in an orange jumpsuit roll out of the ship. Three suns shine happily in the cloudless sky. The heat is palpable; you can see it in waves. You can only imagine how terrible it is to be plunged into it in a blink of an eye, let alone after surviving a crash. You note the figure trying to stand yet it tumbles down, no doubt still in shock from the rough landing and the absolute dry, scratchy, hot air, burning sand.

“Shit.” You mutter to yourself, starkly aware that the figure lays unmoving.

You drop your things (not that you have many) and sprint through mountains and hills of pale sand, sweating, cussing, contemplating whether should you really help. It’s the right thing to do, they will die if I don’t, one part of you pipes up as you draw nearer, smoke watering your eyes, your muscles aching from the jog. They might be more trouble than it’s worth, another part chimes in, and you slow, breathing hard, coughing, suddenly wildly aware that the stranger is entirely at your mercy. It is a frightening thought, and you almost turn back when you note the engine’s hiss grow louder, but the figure twitches and you do not have the heart in you to leave them there.

You are neither gentle nor awfully concerned with the stranger when you rush to them and grab their hand and yank them on their feet. The one whose arm you sling over your shoulder turns out to be a barely conscious man, confused and uncomfortable, his face dyed in blood and soot. He tries to say something, but his voice dies on the tip of his tongue and he only grunts and wheezes once you pull him forward as fast as you can and as far away as you can before the ship explodes, tripping over your feet.

“I can’t...” He wheezes, eyes closed painfully, “—breathe...”

“Just...” You are not a medic, nor do you have anything to help him, and you rack your brain for possible solutions but nothing comes to mind. You’re useless, even when you try to help. “Just... Keep trying. Try not to pass out. The suns should set soon so it’ll be easier. Just... try to hang in for a few more hours.”

And the suns did set, and the evening was otherworldly, pink-orange and calm, and the suns were nothing but small glowing orbs slowly swallowed by the horizon, instead of deadly three eyes watching, judging from above. But as they did the temperature dropped and it cooled drastically, the sand still emitting embers of heat but it too dissipated gradually. The man, whose name he could not say due to his burning throat, lays in a makeshift bed in your humble home made in an old abandoned ship.

“What’s that?” He asks, his voice hoarse and tired, though curious. You glance at him from your seat by the fire.

“Dinner.” You state simply, waiting for the meat inside the foil to cook.

“So what is it?” He continues to question. He had been restless since he woke up. “I... can’t imagine a city nearby. Or... is there one?”

“There’s nothing here.” You admit, “No city nor commune. There are no other people and nothing grows. Creatures do live in the sand, however.” You give him a small, humorless smile, “Hope you like scorpions.”

He makes a face and you assume he does not. Then, “If there’s nothing here, then... How did you get here?”

“Same as you.” You say with a shrug, “I crashed. This,” You glance up, “was my ship.”

Silence hangs between you. You can tell his curiosities are hardly satisfied, but he keeps to himself for the moment. He wonders, most probably, how to get out of here, if there even is a way. He realizes that there probably isn’t, considering that you’re still here.

“I’m (Name), by the way.” You introduce.

“Poe.” He flashes you a crooked smile, worn-down from today’s thrills, yet still undoubtedly charming. “Best pilot the Resistance has to offer.”

You snort, “If you’re the best, I’m concerned for our future.”

“Hey!” He flares, a tad offended, “The controls went haywire, okay? It’s like this planet, it...”

“—Pulled you in?” You finish for him. He stares, speechless for a heartbeat, then nods solemnly. “I know. Happened to us, too.”

“Us?”

“Were five. Two went scouting and never returned. One went searching for them. Didn’t come back. And the last one went missing a few days ago.” You explain quietly, “As far as I know, I was alone on this planet for at least two days.”

Words have weight and yours are enormous, enough to swallow you up. It makes you uncomfortable in a sort of primal, unknown way. Your hands tremble lightly as you squeeze them into fists.

“Well, you aren’t alone anymore.” He says softly and somehow you instantly feel better, “And we’re gonna find a way out of here. Together. No matter what.”

You give him a small smile and a nod. It’s good to have someone to talk to again, even if it’s a stranger that fell from the sky. You would never admit it, though. But you know that Poe realizes that on his own.

Together. Okay. We’ll get out, together.

[devildomditzy]

hii!! i love ur posts !! they always make me smile >w< i wanted to request the brothers reacting to a chubby mc ^^ i hope you have a great rest of your timezone!!!

wowie woaw anon you are my first inboxed request 😎 i am kissing u on the lips

With a Chubby MC

Lucifer

He never admit it out loud, but during council meetings you’re his biggest distraction

He thinks your beautiful and can’t help himself from staring

That RAD uniform fits you a little too well ehehehe

He loves your cheeks, he wants to caress your face just to end up grabbing your chin to bring your focus to him (as it should be)

Mammon

You gotta understand, this boy is head over heels for you even when you are a sheep. A SHEEP!!!

Mammon thinks you’re perfect no matter what you look like because you’re his and you’re you

But!!! Hips!!! He is going to grab them 😈

They are soft and squishy and MC they’re literally made for holdin’ stop tryin’ to wiggle free from his grasp ya know he’s not lettin’ go

He likes to pinch you bc he’s a little fucked up and evil 🤧

Levi

Thighs 👁👄👁

Thigh Highs??!!?!! 👁��👁 🖐😫

If you dare to put on a tennis skirt with those thigh highs he is doomed

Knee high socks that have a little bit of your leg spilling over the top? Suddenly his nose is bleeding

MC this isn’t fair!!! You’re purposely trying to distract him from the latest Ruri-Chan episode, aren’t you?!

Sit on him plz 🥴

Asmo

Asmo is absolutely obsessed with you. Okay, maybe not as much as himself but a close second for sure!!!

Since he has a slender build, dressing you opens him to a whole other world of fashion that he can’t wear himself, but can make sure you look darling in

If clothes shopping makes you generally uncomfortable, leave it up to the Avatar of Lust to be your personal stylist/designer

Pictures of you are littered all over his Devilgram 🥹

He worships you 💕 (almost as much as himself)

Satan

He doesn’t give a fuck now put on the cat ears 🔫😡

What Satan looks for in a partner is someone who matches his intellect and wit, so honestly looks don’t play a big factor into it

But, he thinks you’re gorgeous all the same

He enjoys having you in his lap while he reads

It’s become second nature so much so that he now finds it difficult to focus if you’re not there

Beel

Hey, it’s more of you for him to snuggle 🥰

You have become this man’s personal teddy bear

He likes to bench press you skenfnsodkfk (Beel plz pick me up)

He loves your arms, you give the softest hugs he’s ever felt and it makes his heart swoon when you wrap your arms around him

Also would love a partner not afraid to snack with him so if that’s you he wants to marry you in an instant

Belphie

Hello human body pillow :)

He’s ditching his cow print pillow in favor of begging you to let him lay on your stomach, thighs, you name it

He also likes it for… less innocent reasons

More places to mark as his 😈

[0x1lovebot]

✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺ stray kids and proposing ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩

gender neutral! reader.

warnings; language.

requested by @kpop-official-fan ;

hi faith<3 i love~ your blog set up and I have an ask for you, can you please do a reaction/headcanon with stray kids proposing , who would be shy, nervous, scared?and how they'd do it, if you can't that's fine! but if you do it thank you so much~<3

thanks for the idea!! I hope you like it!! <3 and sorry it took so long😔 school's been killing me

chan

channie is scared😬❗

he freaks out so hard becuz 'what if you say no?'

or 'what if you hate what he has planned?'

or 'what if you hate the ring he bought?'

or 'what if you just don't love him anymore?' plz that would never happen 🙄

he just spirals so hard and he a l m o s t backs out

but we all know that chan never gives up😤 so he goes through with his plan of proposal

he takes you on a picnic with all your favorite foods and there's candles and the scenery is so beautiful

and all you can think about is how you're so in love with him and how important he is to you and just-

it's just perfect😔❤

I'm very much in love with this man ANYWAYZZ-

he gets down on one knee and pops the question💍

and you don't say anything at all at first because the most beautiful person on the planet just FUCKING PROPOSED TO YOU AND IT CATCHES YOU OFF GUARD

and chan starts nervous laughing because the silence is eating him alive and he thinks you're gonna say no

but you tackle him to the ground in happiness and kiss him all over the face😫❤

"wait so you actually wanna marry me⁉️"

"YES YOU IDIOT!! I wanna be with you forever🥰"

[rest of the members under cut!!]

minho

first of all minho bought the engagement ring the month after you started dating

he already knew he wanted to spend his life with you

and he carries it around e v e r y w h e r e waiting for the right moment to propose

so you guys are in a clothing store looking at shirts

and the 2 of you were bickering over which color would look better on him

but in the middle of it this old lady comes up to you

"excuse me, hi! how long have you 2 been married?" she asks

and it completely catches you off guard

"oh! uuhhhh haha we're not married!!"😅

"really?? you 2 bicker like a married couple😊"

and minho decided that this was the perfect time to propose

so while you're talking to the sweet old lady manz gets down on one knee in the middle of the damn store⁉️

and when the lady leaves and you turn around to face him you almost pass the fuck out

"if that lady already thinks that we're married, we might as well do it right!"

"SERIOUSLY⁉️ ARE YOU SERIOUS⁉️ LIKE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE⁉️"

"yes babe, like marriage marriage!!"

"OMG YES!! OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU"

you've completely forgot about the shirts and you get kicked out of the store for yelling😭

changbin

confidence is key for this man😌

changbin does not get n e r v o u s

he's so sure of himself and your love for each other that he could literally propose to you anywhere😤

so that's exactly what he did!!

it was late at night and you two were craving fast food so.... mcdonald's!!

it wasn't very crowded but there were still a good amount of people in the establishment

and while you 2 were in line changbin gets down on 1 knee and pulls out a ring

"y/n, the love of my life will you marry me?"

"are you seriously proposing to me in mcdonald's right now🧍‍♀️?"

"yup😗 so you wanna be with me forever??"

"yes🙄❤"

everyone in mcdonald's cheers for the 2 of you

and you end up getting free fries too😋

hyunjin

hyunjin definitely is nervous 😬

he's so so so fucking nervous

but the way he proposes is so chill that you can't even tell⁉️

you 2 were in the middle of movie night and the movie that he chose was extremely cheesey and romantic

and when the couple in the movie starts to be all domestic he goes:

"omg y/n that could be us!! will you marry me??"

and at first you think he's joking

but then you turn and see that his face showed complete sincerity

"are you being serious hyunjin??"

and he just nods silently cuz he's too nervous to say anything

"yes I'll marry you!🥰"

he lets out a huge sigh of relief and pulls you into his chest

"oh thank God!! I thought you were gonna say no!!"

nervousness = nonexistent 😌

jisung

definitely the most nervous😭

he’s jittery and always looking around nervously

acts so so s o suspicious

"hey sungie what are you doing😊?"

"DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS👁👁"

he plans to take you to this romantic restaurant as a surprise and propose to you there

but hannie can't keep a secret to save his life🙄

while you guys get ready to leave for the restuarant he just goes:

"y/n have you seen your engagement ring?!" without thinking because he can't seem to find it anywhere 😐

and he doesn't even realize what he just did until he turns and looks at you and you're just like

"😳😳"

and he's so sad that he ruined the surprise

but he is e c s t a t i c when you say yes and kiss him

felix

lixie had a whole ass plan‼️

he was gonna make you dinner

and then he was gonna take you on a romantic moonlit walk,,

and then he would propose in this field with rose petals and candles

but due to one of his members🙄 jisung dinner was ruined and it threw off his whole plan😔

so you two just end up chilling on the couch and he’s like

“y/n will you marry me?💍"

and you're just like "🧍‍♀️w h a t"

because that is not what you expected him to say while cuddling in the couch after a failed romantic night

but of course you say yes💕😌

seungmin

ok so when you first started dating

like maybe 6 months in, seungmin already knew he wanted to be with you forever😔💓

and you felt the same way

so one night you 2 were just having one of those late night talks and seungmin asks

"hey y/n would you marry me?? like later in the future??"

"of course I would."

so t e c h n i c a l l y you 2 are already engaged

but fast forward 2 years

you both pass by a jewelry store in the mall and the rings really catch seungmin's eye

and he remembers your conversation from a few years back and he feels all warm and fuzzy inside

"y/nie you still want to get married?"

"absolutely!!"

"then let's go get you a ring!!"

and he pulls you into the jewelry store and helps you choose an engagement ring💍

jeongin

plz i.n would simply just throw the question at you😭

no plan, no previous thought, no bullshit, just impulse

he just knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

and that he can't live without you

so in the middle of the damn supermarket jeongin just-

"hey y/n, will you marry me?"

"i- seriously?? you wanna marry me??"

"of course, I do! I love you🥰"

"then hell yeah!! let's get married❤"

you guys went to the mall right after grocery shopping and he got you a ring💍

it was so sudden that he hadn't bought one yet😭

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[theroomofreq]

can you give me muggle jily recs pleaaseeee <3 :D

HOW MANY HIGH-QUALITY MUGGLE JILY FICS ARE THERE?? TOO MANY TO COUNT. *cracks knuckles* BUT I am here for the challenge. Jily AUs are my JAM.

Again, shoutout to our amazing @jilyarchive friends who tag every wonderful muggle jily au they come across. here is the link that will take you to their tags page. You'll find links to specific tropes and AUs :')

I've searched through my own AO3 bookmarks and history tabs, and I present to you 28 jily muggle fics that I LOVE. I am THRILLED thinking about all the good things in store for those that read these wonderful stories. This list took me ages to make because I went through and reread most of these brilliant fics. Happy reading !! xx

properly improper by @lizardcookie

“Marry me,” Mr. Potter repeats, closing the distance between them by striding back up towards the sofa, only to stop and crouch to one knee right there at her feet, looking up at her. Burning. “Pick me,” he elaborates. “Pick me, choose me, love me instead.”

- this fic is the reason why I comment the way that I do (spoiler it's because it's amazing)

The Wedding Ring by @mppmaraudergirl

What is undeniably worse than attending your sister's wedding looking as desolate and forgotten as a wilted houseplant? Drunkenly ringing your ex-boyfriend and asking him to be your date.

- SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY AT THE PERFECTION

Oh my god, they were ROOMMATES by @magic-girl-in-a-muggle-world

Silly one-shot, Muggle AU with Fem!Jily as pining roommates and Marlene as their matchmaker.

- the fic that brought me back to jily and inspired my deep obsession of fem!jily

Swipe Right, Swing Left by @downn-in-flames

The unspoken rule of using dating apps in D.C. is that you always start with where you work.

James Potter, it seems, never picked up on that one.

- giddy just thinking about this gem

'Tis the Damn Season by @petalstofish

It doesn't feel like Christmas for Lily Evans, not after losing her parents to COVID before the Holiday season. She anticipates spending Christmas all alone until a boy from her past shows up and offers her a mutually benefiting deal that has her calling him 'babe' just for the weekend. 'Tis the damn season, after all.

- cries in respect for lyrical writing

Watch Me Unwind by @maraudersftw

Lily Evans hates her job, hates the bigoted customers she has to serve as a bartender at the richest club in the city. But the one person who makes bearing all of it worth it has someone else in his arms tonight. (Rated: M)

- obsessed with the way the plot jumps around the time line in this

oil be there for you by @abby10fanfic

Texting/Social Media AU: Lily and James haven't spoken for 2 years. But that's all about to change thanks to Peter and his involvement in an essential oil pyramid scheme. Featuring boss babes, toxin-free lifestyles, binding contracts, and a very oily journey.

- YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW FAB THIS IS

a matchmaking mission by @downn-in-flames

James Potter has a mission: get Sirius Black and Remus Lupin to finally admit that they both fancy the pants off each other by Valentine's Day.

His partner in crime? Lily Evans, Remus' flatmate, who he also happens to be slightly in love with

- DOUBLE the amount of pining idiots in love :")

about time by @jilyss

'sure, yeah, I can accompany you to that black tie event for your work tonight. wait. why are we on a red carpet?'

- this is my emotional comfort fic, your honor

whiskey business by @elanev91

Sirius Black has a (bad?) habit of picking up hobbies that take over his and James' flat -- this most recent one? Homemade vodka that James now has to try and peddle to everyone in the building.

- hysterical! must read!

Fashion Disaster by @maraudersftw

James Potter is roped into an awful dare by his best-mate, which involves him wearing atrocious pieces of clothing for all days until Christmas as dictated by Sirius. If this wasn't terrible enough, he now has to contend with his maddening crush on the beautiful saleswoman at the clothing store.

- classic hijinks that I live for

it wasn't a pity invite by @elanev91

Part of the December "Winter Tropes" Jily challenge. Prompt: my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and omG i’m so sorry

- awkward Christmas date that owns my heart

spice and honey by @clare-with-no-i

tagging along with her food reporter sister to profile James Potter, London's hottest young chef, is not how Lily Evans pictured her Monday going - especially if he's anything like Petunia’s described.

needless to say, she's in for a whirlwind at Chez Maraudeur.

- I'm one re-read away from printing this out and putting it on my bookshelf.

Waffle Wars by @elanev91

There's only one waffle maker in the dining hall and it literally always breaks. So, naturally, the only reasonable course of action is to meticulously map out when it's working and, ultimately, do a heist.

- the witty narration in this fic can not be matched

You Can Hear It In The Silence by @alrightginger

Lily is non-verbal and deaf in a world where the things your soulmate says about you end up written on your skin. She has known about her soulmate since she was seven, but knows they don't have a clue she exists and possibly never will.

- exquisite, cue me sobbing forever

out the window by @displayheartcode

A new family moves to Ottery St Catchpole.

- everything I could ever want in a fic, forever in my mind rent free

The Christmas Guest by @thegodmachine

An Evans Family Christmas: Petunia is bringing her fiancé and Lily is bringing her…Friend…

- petunia pov that gives me WINGS

Football, Calculus, and Cappuccinos by @moonawrites

At eighteen years old, James Potter has a lot going on. He's a rising star navigating the politics of professional football, the pitfalls of sudden fame, the fallout from choosing his dream over his father's company... and a serious crush on the red headed new barista at his favourite coffee shop.

- I'm still working my way through this fic, but trust me when I say its a GEM

if u like pina coladas by @zephyrcove

Lily is desperate for a date to Petunia's wedding, James has been pining, and their friends meddle ;)

- explain to me how characters can be so perfect via texting fics?

Shelf Awareness by @ghostofbambifanfiction

It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.

- you absolutely must know that I binge read this and then immediately REREAD it

How to win a witch in 10 days by @adenei

“She’s going to find some unsuspecting wizard, get him to fall for her, and then do all the things that turn men away to get him to break things off! Won’t it be the best way to see what witches do that drives men crazy?” But what happens when the man in question is a blast from Lily Evans's past? A Jily Magical AU based on the romantic comedy "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days."

- fic based off of a rom com? YES PLZ :’)

The Fight Before Christmas by @ghostofbambifanfiction

The heartwarming Christmas tale of Lily Evans and James Potter - two plucky kids who hated one other, until the day they really, really didn't.

- complete sucker for this one

All This Time by @thejilyship

James and Lily grew up next door to one another. Their bedroom windows giving them glimpses into the others life, and also offering prime opportunities to argue with each other over every little thing. They never figured out how to be friends when they were kids, but now that they've graduated from college and are home for the summer, they have a second chance to get things right.

- one of my favvvv tropes

Let Me Love You by @thejilyship

With only a month until she's set to take the throne of Gryffindor, Lily is informed that she'll have to get married or choose to give up her throne. She never thought she'd have to even entertain the idea of an arranged marriage. Enter, James Potter.

- cries in princess diares AU

The Fabulous Baker Brothers by @frustratedpoetwrites

Lily walks a different route home from work and stumbles upon a cute little Bakery with an even cuter baker in the window.

- yes yes yes to embarrassed pining.

Marigold Mornings by @mppmaraudergirl

This is a fun game she thinks, as she removes her hand from his side and reaches up to run it down his chest.  He catches her hand in his own, takes a step forward so that her nose nearly brushes against his shirt. She can feel the heat radiating off of him—or maybe it’s from her. He licks his lips and her eyes are drawn to the motion.  She knows it is a bad idea, absolutely knows it.

- incredible storytelling featuring dynamic characters :') a favvv

Welcome to Pettyville by@women-inthe-sequel @alrightginger

When Lily Evans accidentally sends a text to the wrong number, she isn’t expecting to find the right person behind it. She can’t stop talking to Prongs. The only thing is, Prongs can’t stop talking about the girl in his class. What could go wrong, other than the number?

- LOVE SQUARE ANYONE

The Kiss a Stranger Project by @alrightginger

“What’s your name, then?” she asks, realizing they haven’t even properly introduced themselves yet. She nervously crosses her arms.

You shouldn’t kiss a guy without knowing his name first.

Right?

- THIS ONE WILL LIVE IN MY MIND FOREVER

[aizawa-needs-coffee]

do you do soulmate aus at all? if u do id like a dabi x reader, yandere or not! tho i would prefer yandere plz xxxx

I love me a soulmate AU, there are so many so I hope you like this one.

Soulmate AU where your soulmates first words to you are written on your skin but appear when your 16.

Yandere!Dabi x Reader No smut but dark themes Soulmate AU GN/NB reader Word count: 1,350 No proof reading

Everybody In The World Knows I’m A Little Bit Twisted

In a world of quirks, it didn’t seem so odd that soulmates should exist either, the words your soulmate would first say to you would appear somewhere on your skin when you reached the age of sixteen, everyone was always so excited to see what beautiful words would appear. Words that would encourage them through the dark times, keep them going when they were low, put smiles on their face at the end of a day. The comfort and warmth from knowing somewhere out there the perfect person was waiting.

Not everyone was so lucky though, you could remember the day you got yours appeared on your wrist, a bracelet of beautifully written words, italics, elegant and tasteful, at least they would have been if their contents weren’t so ugly.

“Won’t you let me ruin you?”

You didn’t understand the words at first, how your parents exchanged such pained looks, watching as their child’s skin was marred with such a violent promise. As you grew up you hated them, covered them in winter with long sleeves, a thick sweat band in summer. You’d gone to places for a tattoo, you wanted the threat on your skin gone, washed away to forget about but nowhere would do it, not wanting the bad karma of messing with destiny, no matter how doomed it would make you.

All your life would were jealous of your friends and their sweet or sometimes silly soulmate marks, you’d never share yours and whenever the subject came up you’d go silent or excuse yourself form the group. It wasn’t fair, although school and as you worked you feared every person you met, everyone a potential threat to harm you. You preyed every day you never met your partner.

You had dated people, not everyone let themselves be bound by their mark, trying to find someone until then, trying to ignore the complications of settling down with someone, making a life and a future just for their true soulmate to appear and shatter whatever illusions of happiness they’d held before.

Time passes, time makes you complacent and helps you forget. Years passed and your circle of friends never mentioned soul mates around you, not even when one by one they all found theirs, getting into happy, picture perfect relationships, you did your best to be happy for them, but you never gave your missing soulmate a second thought. You would rather die alone then picture the person capable of uttering those words to you.

Walking home one night after your last single friend announced they were getting married after just a short year of being with their soulmate had you wanting to drown your sorrows, you’d been subtle as you downed shots and took free drinks from your celebrating friends, all too distracted by the happiness of their friend to notice you slowly sinking into the abyss you’d settled into.

You stumbled along the sidewalk, on your way home, cursing at each piece of trash that blew across your path, blaming your almost tripping on your own feet on the mess. You didn’t live in the best nor worst area, but hero’s always patrolled. You hoped they wouldn’t harass you or come to your aid, you didn’t need anyone trying to pull you out of your misery.

Content to stumble and drag yourself home, drink more until you were too inebriated to think, to feel, to do anything other then cry in the shower before falling asleep alone in your big empty bed. You sighed feeling your head spinning too much to focus on the steps you took, the pavement being rude by shaking. Your eyelids too heavy to stay open, you saw the ally, it looked empty enough, you were proud of yourself for climbing on a crate to sit atop the stack, taking a deep breath, the cold air felt good against your burning up skin, shrugging off your jacket you rubbed your arms, goosebumps that your drunk mind didn’t register.

You closed your eyes, for just a second, trying to ignore how the darkness behind your lids even swam and twirled making you regret every choice you’d made that evening. You ignored the footsteps, the crunching of glass under food, someone walking past the allies opening, you hoped it wasn’t some patronizing hero coming to ‘walk you home’ or lecture you on being this drunk or alone at night.

The steps echoed in the ally, and you let your tired eyes flutter open, brows furrowed and ready to give the hero a mouthful of attitude, not in the mood for any more bullshit from people in a better place in life to talk down to you with. You couldn’t handle another pitying tone tonight.

He stood there, head cock to the side with bright blue eyes looking you over, regarding the slouched position you’d allowed yourself to slip into with a crooked grin. The intense look in the black haired mans eyes caused even you in your drunken stupor to sit up straight, clutching for your jacket and to where your cell phone was nestled in your pocket, but the clothing slipped down the back of the wooden stack of crates you used as your drunken throne.

Dabi stared at you, the smirk on his marked-up face growing greater as you just stared at him wide eyed, sloshed out of your mind, he could smell the booze and feel the sheer bitterness of your situation roll off you. He didn’t say a word as he took one step closer, hands in his pockets, the way his heavy boots crunched on the gravel echoing in the dead silent ally.

Neither of you broke the painful silence, your fear pushing the drunk nonchalance from your cloudy head, something about him, his face, ringing a bell somewhere in your subconscious told you to run, escape this man with the bright blue eyes and patchwork skin was going to be your end. Both staring at each other, the eye contact intense, until you scrambled and hopped off of the stack of junk, hitting the ground and almost falling flat on your face, hands scuffed against the dirty floor as you used your palms to push yourself up and forward with all your might, the stranger let out a laugh, deep, gravely like the ground you tried to propel yourself forward on.

Running, limping, tripping over your feet, legs, were your limbs always this long or were you that fucked that gravity and your mass confused you so much? You didn’t care, your mind just screaming at you as you ran down the ally, a chain link fence at the end, without a second thought you launched yourself at it, the clinking and rustling so loud in your pounding head. Your feet struggled to find purchase in the holes, you scrabbled halfway up just to cut yourself on a sharp piece that stuck out, you let out a whine and fell back down.

Another laugh from Dabi had you turning around, pressing yourself so hard against the metal fence it felt like it could cut you into cubes, digging into your skin as your heart and head raced, the sweat rolling down your face as you gripped the chain with trembling fingers, he caged you in, big boots either side of your feet.

“Leave me alone, please” your voice so small but what you said had those beautiful dangerous looking eyes widen, the smirk on his face gone for a second before an even wicked one replaced it.

He slammed one hand onto the fence next to your head, the manic look on his face as he used his other hand to pull up the sleeve of his trench coat. There in font that looked like it had been ink in the rain, half on good skin half disfigured like the burns on his flesh but you could still make out the words written there, the very same ones that you had pleaded to him just moments ago.

“Won’t you let me ruin you?”

[xuxishortcake]

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 : you & Sooyoung are newly weds on your honeymoon, having a picnic & staying at a cosy cottage. this is basically a mega sapphic fanfic-

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬 : dom!reader sub!joy sub!sooyoung smut , cunninglus, scissoring, fingering, too much fluff & girl luv to handle <33

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 : 1.4k

ok, I'm gonna be honest & say this is very much my wlw fairycore / cottagecore fantasy & I WANT IT TO BECOME REALITY!!! PLZ SOOYOUNG,IM SO LONELY-I hope u enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!! ^^ feedback is greatly appreciated <33

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you squeezed Sooyoung's hand as the two of you strolled through the lovely & colorful field of flowers. spotting all different types of insects & naming different types of flowers as you tried to find a place to have a picnic at. you & her had just gotten married & were on your honeymoon. you wanted to have a special time of course, just the two of you. so you both had found a quaint cottage to stay in that was in a well concealed spot, untouched by man, so the two of you could admire the beauty & tranquility of the nature that was there. Sooyoung pointed at two butterflies flying closely together.

"they're us." she said smiling, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.

you smiled back, watching as the two butterflies circled around each other & then landed onto flowers. you spotted an area that was a bit flatter.

"do you want to sit there babe?" you asked turning your head to Sooyoung, who was currently paying attention to the same two butterflies

"yes. it looks great. I'm starting to get quite hungry." she said while jokingly rubbing her stomach.

you walked over to the spot & put down the basket to the side. you pulled out the floral blanket you had inside, letting it flap in the gentle breeze & then spread it onto the ground. Sooyoung took out the plates, tea cups & silver wear, putting them next to each other neatly. you both laid out a variety of fruits, miniature cakes, perfectly cut sandwiches,a bottle of champagne & hot tea in a thermos. you poured the champagne in the glasses & she poured the tea into the tea cups. you raised up your glass: "A toast to us, may our love be everlasting & may we eat a lot of cake." you both giggled & clinked your glasses, you kissed her softly, she kissed back & you drank together.

.・゜゜・　　・゜゜・．

the two of you ran after each other at dusk, giggling & laughing, maybe you both had a little too much champagne. the sun was dipping into the earth & fireflies started to appear, glimmering little lights around the both of you. you finally caught up to Sooyoung & jumped behind her onto her & the two of you tumbled into the grass. you were now on top if her, still giggling,you tucked away loose strands of hair that was in her face behind her ear & you pulled her in for a kiss.

"god, you're so beautiful." you commented, looking at her delicate features "you're like my little fairy wife."

"what do you think you look like to me?" she smiled, hand reaching out to your face & looking you up & down before pressing a soft peck onto your lips. you kissed her back a little harder, now running your fingers threw her silky ebony hair. the sky was fading from shades of purples, oranges & pinks into a deep indigo hue. little stars started to form, twinkling through out the heavens. the two of you continued on with kissing. Sooyoung gently swiped her tongue against your lips & you kindly let her in. your tongues entangled with each other, making your heart skip many beats until you finally drew back, both of you softly panting.

"I think we should go inside." you said rising off of her. she nodded & followed you, entertwining hands again. you both stepped in through the door frame & onto the nicely polished wooden floors of the cottage. inside was very cozy because it was really one room. on the right, there was a small old timey kitchen with square windows & cream colored cupboards. there was a small round wooden table paired with two wooden seats. to the left was a queen bed, covered in a floral quilt & matching pillows. there were two little night tables on each side, each having a small lamp on it. you went back into kissing, you traced your hands around her frame, she grabbed onto your waist. you pulled her in for a deeper kiss, your hips pushing together. you picked her up every so lightly & gently pushed her onto the bed. you pulled her out of her dress & she undressed you. she lay beneath you, looking like an absolute angel in a soft periwinkle lingerie set that had a bit of shimmer to it. you both had matching sets, except yours was in a rose color.

"I'm so lucky, all of this for me, you're so damn beautiful. " you said, taking in her beautiful features.

"I love you so much sweetheart. you look damn amazing too. " said Sooyoung , leaning up & giving u a quick peck on the cheek.

"I love you too."

you went & sat on top of her thigh.you started to palm her boobs as you went towards her neck, gently attacking her with kisses. as you worked your way down, you placed kisses between her boobs & down to her stomach. finally, your face was close to her heat. you pulled her underwear to the side to face her pretty pussy, gleaming with wetness . she squirmed a little bit every time you breathed out, hot air sending tingles down her spine. you placed a cute little kiss on her clit & slowly started to lick. she let out a small moan as your tongue revolved around her clit. you continued working at her slit, sometimes teasing her hole & dipping your tongue inside. you drew up your hand & inserted two digits inside. she moaned at the pleasant stretch, her hands gripping to the quilt beneath her. you went at a slow pace, making sure you were taking your time & making her feel as best as she could. your other hand went to her hip, gently caressing & squeezing at times.

"honey, I think I'm close." she breathed out, legs starting to quiver.

"come onto me then, love." you said, starting to work a little faster.

you picked up the pace, putting utmost attention in her pleasure. fingers & mouth keeping at a quick & steady pace. her hips started to rise & she squirted against your mouth, legs trembling from your divine touch. you lapped her all up until she became too sensitive. you moved your face away from her, licking your fingers clean. reaching the waistband of her panties,you pulled them off & did the same to yourself. you positioned yourself on top of her, holding her leg to your shoulder so you could be at a better angle. she took your free hand & interlaced her fingers with yours. steadily, you started to move. you both let out soft moans; she squeezed your hand gently every time you slid against her. you slowly started to pick up the pace, gliding over her pussy. you were both quite wet, making it a very pleasurable experience. for every time you hit a just-perfect angle, you evoked the most delicious moans out of Sooyoung; her hips would press up into you, trying to get more friction. her face was flushed & her scarlet lips wet from continuously licking them. her boobs jiggled under her lacy lingerie in the cutest way possible, which turned you on severely. you could feel your high approaching, making you grind into her faster, eliciting more moans & pants out of the both of you. Sooyoung whined out loud , eyes closing as she came against you. you followed shortly after, the both of you riding your climax together with fluids spilling out against each other, dripping out of your thighs. starting to slow down, with the both of you panting softly, you put down her leg & snuggled up next to her, cupping her face as you pressed a gentle kiss against her lips. she sighed against your lips savoring it.

"that was magical." Sooyoung said, nuzzling into your neck. "you're so pretty when you're above me."

"it really was." you replied, pulling her in closer by her waist. "you're beautiful under me, you're literally the perfect person for me."

"awe, so cheesy." she giggled against you, pressing a kiss onto your collar bone.

"hey! don't make fun of my loving words!" you said as you playfully slapped her on the bum.

"sorrryyyyy. you know I love you, right honey?" she asked lifting her head up to smile at you.

"of course. I love you just as much sweetheart. " you replied, snuggling into her warm body. pale moonlight shone through the windows as the two of you fell into a deep & peaceful sleep.

[literally-just-mirio-headcanons]

Since you reference it in your rules and I’m a sucker for the trope, how about some Royal Arrange Marriage AU HCs with Mirio and Fem!Reader? Plz! Your fellow Mirio Lover needs her fix xD

I LOVE THIS YES SO much I hecking love AUs like this 😣💕💕💕

You're not happy about this arrangement.

Are you willing to do this to unite your kingdoms and stop your parents from waging war? Yes.

But to have to marry a complete stranger in the name of peace!?

You knew you were gonna be forced into it, but geez you always thought your parents would have you two meet at a ball first at least!

But nope, all it took as some papers being signed and suddenly you were whisked away to the kingdom of your fiancee!

You can envision the horrible scene about to play out as you walk down the hall of this immaculate palace.

He's probably way older than me, probably a creeper, he's probably secretly mean too, I wish I didnt have to do th-

"Hello y/n!"

You're suddenly pulled out of your scary daydream and look down to see not a scary old grouch, but a kind young man with a very nice smile.

It feels like time slowed down for a moment so you could observe his features better.

Beautiful blue eyes, golden hair, a button nose, and again, a very kind and charming smile.

You notice how gently he kisses your hand as he bows to you, a sweet contrast from the energetic aura he gave off.

"I'm so happy to meet you y/n!! Since the moment my parents told me about this arrangement I've been dying to meet you and get to know my beloved properly!!"

You were shocked at how bold he was, calling you his "beloved" right on the first meeting? Who did this guy think he was!?

"Ah, yes well um-"

Before you can properly scold him for the use of such infomalities, you feel a strong arm being linked with yours, and your feet being guided away from the main hall and down a random corridor.

"I thought doing something fun might be a good icebreaker for us! Soooooo I asked my assistant to keep our chaperones busy so I could give you a tour of the castle!"

You chuckle little at how excited he seems to be

"But Mi- oh uh....hold on- what would you like me to call you?"

"What do you mean?" :)

"Y'know....do you want me to address you as 'Your Majesty' or uh 'Prince Togata' .....or.......something?"

"Ooooooooh! I see! Nah, you my beloved, can call me whatever you want! But if you're unsure, I always like being called by my first name!"

Your cheeks darken a bit at his boldness, he was so casual about all this! But you attempt to act unaffected as you clear your throat

"Er- okay then Mirio....why did you pull me a away when I was already on a castle tour?"

"Because my beloved! This isnt just any ole tour! This-"

He pauses as he moves a small statue on a bookshelf, curiously placed in the empty corridor you were in, revealing the bookshelf was actually a door!

You gasp at this suprise and Mirio's eyes are bright as he leads you through he doorway, finally finishing what he was saying:

"This my dear y/n, is the secret tour"

💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙

Man, I really need to stop writing almost one shots before doing actual headcanons 😂 gosh okay so let's get into it!

H your first thought when meeting him is:

Puppy......buff.....puppy man......

He's so excited to show you EVERYTHING!

Spoils you to the point where you have to be the one going "dude.......chill pls"

He's so caring, constantly checking in on you

"Are you warm enough princess? My cloak is plenty warm if you need it!"

"Dearest you seem solemn today.....do you wanna talk about it?"

It takes you a bit to notice but, as affectionate as Mirio is with words, he really isnt physically affectionate in the beginning other than holding your hand.

Hes quite the cuddlebug, but he's also a respectful gentleman! He's not gonna kiss or snuggle you till he knows you're comfortable!

Gosh once he knows what you're okay with?? He's gonna hurl an avalanche of over-the-top affection your way,He's cuddling you 24/7 bro

He's snuggling you the second you wake up

He's snuggling you in the library when you two are on the couch and reading

Heck if you're down he'll have you on his lap during small meetings so he can continue to snuggle you.

Battle strategist: uh- your majesty?

Mirio, looking very serious while resting his chin on the top of your head: Yes Sir? Is something wrong?

Battle strategist: er;; n-no your majesty

All of the staff, heck the whole kingdom is used to Mirio's overwhelming love and respect for you

And yeah, in case you're wondering: they do ship it.....its already like a thing but....y'know

Mirio is gonna open up to you really quickly just... be prepared for that.

Like its gonna start 9ut with him randomly blurting put embarrassing things he did as a kid, but it starts to shift to your whole arrangement, and he sounds almost sad about it sometimes...

"I'm....I'm sorry princess.....I'm sorry you were forced into this....I know you didnt want to be stuck with me against your will....I mean- I adore you, but we're kinda strangers! And.....you shouldnt have to marry a stranger, you should get to marry someone you love and want to be with of you own will...."

Oh no I made it sad D:

But he'll look up at you, eyes still shimmering with this innocent hope, and a very soft determination

"I.....know you didnt want this but.....I hope that maybe, If I try really hard, I can make this something you dont hate at least, because I want you to be comfortable....I want you to live here, not feel trapped here....so if there's anything I can do, just tell me princess"

Gosh he's so sweet no wonder you fell head over heels for him a few days in ;)

Please imagine him asking you to marry him properly once you both grow closer and fall in love ;u;

"But Mirio we're already mar-"

"No sunshine, that was for responsibity, this time?"

He squeezes your hand a smidge, eyes welling up as he says what he's been hoping to do since he first had the thought

"This time its gonna be for love"

[starstruckbigsis]

20secs+ Kpop chorus!

In light of recent events, it is advised for us to wash our hands for 20seconds! So here’s a playlist of kpop songs with chorus’ of 20seconds or more to help you wash better and with a kick to it!

These songs are give or take a couple of seconds...Because I went through all the songs and counted 20 seconds... and also, these songs are the ones in my phone playlist. This list is currently in process and I’ve only just reached my H!

More songs will be added onto this list as I have time to go through them.

1THE9

Spotlight

Blah Blah

24K

Bonnie & Clyde

Only You

Bingo

Still 24K

Secret Love

2pm

Again and Again

Promise (I’ll Be)

Comeback When You Hear This Song

Hands Up

My House

Go Crazy

ADTOY

Heartbeat

AB6IX

Breathe

Blind For Your Love

Moondance

More

Rose, Scent, Kiss

Astro

1 in a Million

Confession

Again (Should’ve Held Onto You)

Breathless

Puss in Boots

Real Love

Stay With Me

Love Wheel

All Night

Always You

Blue Flame

Hide & Seek 2nd Chorus

ACE

Take Me Higher

Cactus

Callin’

Undercover

Savage

ATEEZ

Answer

Pirate King

Wave

Illusion

Hala Hala

Say My Name

Treasure

Aurora

B1A4

What’s Happening

Lonely

Baby I’m Sorry

BAP

One Shot

Power

Voicemail

Big Bang

Bang Bang Bang

Bad Boy

Fantastic Baby

Lollipop

Haru Haru

Last Dance

Sober

Loser

Monster

We Like To Party

Fxxk It

Let’s Not Fall In Love

Lies

Blue

G-Dragon - Crooked

G-Dragon - Untitled

Black6ix

Call My Name 

Like A Flower

Swamp of Despair

Please

Blackpink

Playing With Fire

As If It’s Your Last

Block B

Don’t Leave

Toy

Boyfriend

Boyfriend

Bounce

Stay the Way You Are

Witch

BTOB

Pray (I’ll Be Your Man)

Monday to Sunday

Stand By Me

Shake It

Only One for Me

2nd Confession 

Remember That 

Red Lie

Beautiful Pain

Someday

Never Ending Melody

L.U.V

Yejiapsa 

Beep Beep

Dear Bride

Movie

The Winter’s Tale

Sorry

My Lady

Thriller

Way Back Home

WOW

Lover Boy (I Only Know Love)

FRIEND 

The Feeling

Yes I Am

Hello

Icebreaker

Insane

It’s Okay

When It Rains

Changsub - Shelter

HUTA - With Melody

Hyunsik - Dear Love

Hyunsik - Swimming

Hyunsik - Moonlight

Ilhoon - Fancy Shoes

Ilhoon - She’s Gone

Minhyuk - Purple Rain

Sungjae - Paradise

BTS

Pied Piper

Spring Day

Dope

So What

No More Dream

Not Today

Airplane Part 2

Magic Shop

Anpanman

Blood, Sweat and Tears

Boy in Luv

I Need You

Forever Young

Idol

War of Hormone

Just One Day

Jin - Epiphany

J Hope - P.O.P

J Hope - Daydream

CNBlue

Between Us

Can’t Stop

Cinderella

I’m A Loner

Hey You

Intuition

DAY6

I Loved You

Shoot Me

I Wait

Congratulations

Sweet Chaos

I Smile

Time of our Lives

Hi Hello

EXO

Growl

The Eve

Peter Pan

What Is Love

Lotto

Lucky

MAMA

Overdose

Monster

Universe

Lucky One

Love Me right

Wolf

For Life

EXO CBX - Hey Mama

EXO CBX - Ka-Ching

Luhan - On Call

Luhan - Skin to Skin

Luhan - That Good Good

Z Tao - Imperial Crown

Golden Child

DamDaDi

Let Me

GOT7

My Swagger

Call My Name 2nd Chorus

If You Do

Just Right

Sign

Skyway

Hard Carry

Lullaby

You Are

Just Right

JJ Project - Today, Tomorrow

BEAST / Highlight

Plz Don’t Be Sad

Fiction

Shock

Good Luck

Shadow

Can Be Better

Callin You

iKON

Love Scenario

I’m OK

Apology

Idol Producer

Ei Ei

What I Miss

Firewalking

Mack Daddy

Idol Producer/JolinTsai - The Great Artist

UNINE - Like A Gentleman

Qing Chun You Ni - Youth Has You

Nine Percent - Rule Breaker 

 Nine Percent - I Need A Doctor

Infinite

Be Mine

The Eye

Tell Me

Last Romeo

Kim Sunggyu - 60 seconds

JBJ

Fantasy

JBJ95 - Home

KNK

Day by Day

Lonely Night

Monsta X

Beautiful

Dramarama

Fighter

Find You

Shoot Out

Hero

Someone’s Someone

If Only

Who Do You Love

Middle of the Night

I’ll Be There

In Time

NCT

Dream - Chewing Gum

127 - Limitless

U - Without You

Nu’est

If You

Bet Bet

Deja Vu

Face

Good Bye Bye

Hello

Help Me

Pentagon

Can You Feel It

Shine

Critical Beauty

Violet

Dr Bebe 

Runaway

Humph!

Naughty Boy

Sha La La

Like This

Triple H - 365 Fresh

PRODUCE

Dream for You 

Pick Me

Nayana (Pick Me)

Nekkoya (Pick Me)

X1-MA

Boyness 

Open Up

Super Special Girl

Always

Show Time

Super Hot

Monday to Sunday

Oh Little Girl

Pretty Girl

Hands On Me 

To My World

U Got It

Chungha - Gotta Go

Chungha - Snapping

IOI - Downpour

IOI - Whatta Man

SF9

Roar 

Mamma Mia

Easy Love

Good Guy

O Sole Mio

Seventeen

Fear 2nd Chorus

Clap

Love Letter

Don’t Wanna Cry

Holiday

Oh My

Mansae

Home

Seven O’Clock

Echo

Nothing Better

SHINee

Get The Treasure

Super Junior

Sorry Sorry

Animals

One More Chance

The Crown

Super Junior DE - Growing Pains

Super Junior DE - If You

Teen Top

Seoul Night

The Rose

Like We Used To

She’s In The Rain

Sorry

TVXQ

Mirotic

Up10tion

Blue Rose

Victon

Victon - Remember Me

VIXX

Shangri-La

Take Your Hand

Chained Up

Error

The Closer

VIXX LR - Beautiful Liar

VIXX LR - Whisper

Leo - Dream 

Wanna One

Spring Breeze

IPU

Energetic

Light

Beatiful

ZE:A

Breathe 

Step by Step

The Ghost of Wind

U’re My Sweety

Others (will eventually have their own section)

MyName - Baby, I’m Sorry

24K - Only You

N. Flying - How Are You Today

Girl’s Generation - Gee

MUSTB - I Want You

Henry - It’s You

Sewoon - Just U

Lee Seunggi - Will You Marry Me

Rainz - Let It Go, Let It Be 

TST - Mind Control

SS501 - Love Ya

Varsity - U R My Only One

Spectrum - What Do I Do

FT Island - Wind

Blanc7 - Yeah

[thecrenellations]

Thick as Thieves Undead-Blog, Part One | when your liveblog falls in a well then climbs out covered in flour | my notes from reading the book for the first time, Spring 2017

Expect yelling, lines that stuck out to me, and references that might only make sense in my head! Do not expect any meaningful analysis; I was simply reading this book, losing my mind, and feeling like I was falling in love. (Context provided in italics.)

Part Two

Chapters 1-5:

Ch. 1 - Kamet meets Costis and finds out about Nahuseresh’s “death” 

1. similar start to KoA and ACoK? and Thief?? feeling stupid

2. smashed bottle of remchik (amphora motif?)

RUSTICATE

oh no Nahuseresh why you’re married!

3. a new character! (Laela)

5. u look like a pomegranate

6. how old is Kamet?

8. “crooked men assume others are crooked as well” like thieves and philanderers...

10. Laela thinks Attolia is doomed?

ORNON????

“nature of world” is that what you really think?

trained as a child

11. poor eyesight

PAH COSTIS IS BACK i’m emotional

A VERY LARGE ATTOLIAN

12. THANK THE ETERNAL GODS HE WAS A CHATTY ATTOLIAN THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK

13. everyone is smart

a deep well of spite, low cunning

14. physical description of Costis?!?

he says he has so much power but he ... hides in alcoves? behind urns?

15. backward Attolia

a match made in hell (Kamet’s assessment of Gen and Irene)

K’s backstory

what does he like? does he WANT wealth and power?

16. *****“There is freedom and power” ***** (this quote was featured in some of the promotion before publication, I think, so it stuck out to me as especially important, though it probably would have anyway because it says a whole lot about Kamet’s perspective!)

oh no well there goes my wish for insight into Nahuseresh RIP (I didn’t LIKE Nahuseresh and particularly want to get to know him better, but I did go into this book hoping we’d get a more nuanced view of some of the Mede court ... turns out we absolutely DID get some serious insight into Nahuseresh despite him not appearing in person ... oof. I do still hope that RotT gives us even more Mede characters or fleshes out the other ambassadors - Akretenesh and Melheret (though we we just see them through the eyes of people like Sophos who vehemently oppose them) still seem less unique/complex/human compared to other antagonist-types like Ambiades, Sejanus, reader’s choice of baron.)

17. tears ... not for him though

 21. Shesmegah = Philia?

22. Rabbit and Lion!!!

23. Bear ... thx mwt <3 plz don’t be foreshadowing (Gen compares himself to a dancing bear ... so “there had been a white bear once, a gift from the Braelings in the north, but it had died in the heat” is pretty ominous, especially considering the animal allusions to another character on the previous page!)

24. he’s leaving the gates an enemy of king!

Ch. 2 - Kamet bumps into Immakuk and then Costis, the Anet’s Dream burns

28. how do they know who’s a slave?

clothes, chain

it’s Odin (listen. Odin and Immakuk both have one eye and show up a lot! I was totally on the right track. Shoutout to The Saga of the Volsungs ;) )

Enforcers of Imperial Peace give me a break! (i mean, in the US police are often officially called “peace officers” so, fair)

is he a god? srsly

32. the first of my many lies (“you said after noon”)

is this post-annuxing? no?

We went to the theater

34. I am a good judge of men

35. “i could evade the attolian far more easily than the palace guard” he is a palace guard <3

36. HIS ACCENT IS STILL HORRIBLE also your god’s favor

37. uhhh omg

38. omg OMG OMGOMG OMG (this was me generally losing it at Kamet’s assessment of Costis and at “he told me his name, as if he expected me to use it” I still cannot get over that line)

that’s one way to get Ornon out of your hair

39. Has C picked up the mind-reading habit

“take a seat” ... parallel to first KoA scene with Costis and Gen?

40. so certain of my place in the world

DIVESTED himself of his shirt

41. soooooooo bad bad institution (Kamet is thinking about the other slaves being executed)

42. Mercy buds (Kamet and Costis/Shesmegah and Philia)

44. more retrospect/depth in narration than Sophos, even (“I should have had more respect for his quick thinking” etc)

"i wanted to believe i steered the course of my future” no it’s Gen aka the gods

47. Story time!

friends

53. Ziggurat vs tower?

54. Costis is good in a crisis

55. what is this (Kamet’s swimming struggles)

“cooped up”

Ch. 3 - Kamet and Costis stay in Sherguz, then leave by caravan

62. making excuses to hang w Costis 4eva

who set the boat on fire?

who was the merchant on it?

68. know my secret??

wtf Costis you put a rock in your breastplate?

73. holy shit “eloquent”

lol this scene! (Costis negotiating with Roamanj)

“you are asking this because i look like your generous old uncle” his uncle is NOT generous tho

75. what is palm grease? :o 

does C really not know N is dead? what if he isn’t ....? (lol don’t give me too much credit for this thought, I quickly dismissed it)

76. sign of the idiot!

78. Aris! <3 Wish I hadn’t been spoiled for this! (by the character list absolutely crammed full of spoilers in all the new paperbacks)

79. Are these like the large caravans Eddis took?

85. around the fire interesting education vibes + romance?

I’m so proud of Costis!

Ch. 4 - Contains lions and backstory

89. Yes! (Namreen attack. I don’t know what in particular I was excited about. Possibly Costis’s comment that the guy who stabbed Kamet didn’t have his guard up? Or just everything.)

90. Wow! When u get over it, compare to Costis w/ Gen hurt!

93. “why namreen” OMG Kamet tell him!!! it’s important!

94. no one knows what my king knows

95. a herd of cats!

damn yeah issues

A LION!!! wtf 

I would LOVE to hear Costis hiss

OMG COSTIS NO

96. prayers ouch ... oxe harbrea?

98. oh my god

101. Costis is kind

105. Costis is accustomed to passing the day in silence - but he fills the silence here w/ Kamet w/ horrible jokes!

god what was K’s childhood

106. OMG sand in food

107. OMG so cute (Costis telling stories about Gen)

108. So so so! :)

110. I am aghast I continue to be aghast I’m surprised This Incident wasn’t common knowledge tho (How did you come to Ianna-Ir? I punched the king in the face.)

112. well that was a long and slightly weird story (abt Costis’s story of the above. I was channelling something Martin says in the Cabin Pressure episode “Fitton” about the sauce?)

116. Attolian slang omg

literally the main suspense/climax is when is Kamet going to call Costis by his name?!?!!!

117. [doodle of caggi conversation, see photo at top of post]

126. omg they were both in Attolia but not together

if Kamet was in the kitchen then does he know Sandy? (LJ fandom name for Brinna before we knew who she was)

127. OMG nutcakes vs Irene (“She was as beautiful as the Queen of the Night, but the Attolian nutcakes ... were even more beautiful -- and they wouldn’t kill you.”)

looks like a nutcake is actually a nutcake

looks like a nutcake could actually kill u? (I THINK ABOUT THIS CONCEPT A LOT. someday I will make a post about it)

Ch. 5 - Road trip continues, Ne Malia/Koadester

131. So proud of Costis’s acting! (losing money to sell the chain)

136. the truth? (Kamet’s backstory)

we’re just getting more (as readers)

140. IT’S ODIN (onion farmer)

143. fastener?

144. wooo (thoughts about “new authority as a free man”)

151. crack in china cup returns

153. Costis you’re sharing your king’s confidence!

154. Eugenides here to break up your empire!

lol Melheret Gen why

156. “squabbles” wars all reduced to reliable trade route!

apparently I became too engrossed to take notes as their pursuers caught up to them, because that’s all for this chapter! The journey will continue when I’ve typed up more ... let me know if anything is incomprehensible. Thanks for reading!

[softforcal]

Duuuude that cal x reader pregnancy HC was so fucking cute I can’t. Do u think I could do one with Luke plz???

LUKE X PREGNANT READER (bonus proposal)

(poly) (Cal) (Ash) (Michael)

-ya’ll really out here making a bitch like me want babies huh?

-okay. so Luke adores you

-you’ve been together for a while and he’s never been more in love

-it’s written all over his face

-the two of you go out all the time and there’s always children out and about and Luke notices you’re always smiling at the children

-or sometimes your grip on his hand tightens and you squeal a little, “did you see that baby?!”

-and Luke’s always loved how cute you are with Petunia but he starts to notice even more

-especially when people start referring to you as Petunia’s mom on social media

-its like everywhere he looks he starts to notice you’re amazing with kids and animals

-he’s out with the boys getting coffee and some kids are running around on the plaza and Luke’s watching them, Calum notices and nudges him and is like “what’s that about?” and Luke’s just like “what do you guys think about kids?”

-Ashton, of course, is down as fuck for kids but this boys still gotta find a girlfriend first. Cal and Michael are meh about it, not really something they’re thinking about, “why, are you and Y/N thinking about it?”

-”no. well. yes. well. maybe. fuck i don’t know. i just keep seeing her with kids and animals and… it’s something i’m considering but i haven’t really talked to her about it.” Luke sighs.

-they talk about the pros and cons but it doesn’t really help at all

-Luke gets home and immediately finds you sleeping with Petunia in bed and he gets so soft for you

-he jumps onto the bed and wakes you up with a kiss, “hey beautiful.”

-Petunia jumps off the bed because this dog knows whats coming ;)

-it’s all loving and sweet, missionary so he can kiss you because he adores you, and then he’s just like “fuck, wanna pump a baby into you.” (classic Breeding kink Luke line fam.)

-you laugh a little, pulling him into a kiss before looking into his eyes, “okay.”

-”just like that?” he asks.

-you shrug. you’d definitely been thinking about it too, “Luke. i want kids with you.”

-boy tears that condom off before you can say anything else

-it had already been loving but this is next level because you’re both pushing for something

-lots of low moans and kisses, him burying his face in your neck while you pet his hair

-its actually just amazing. you’ve never had a connection like you have with Luke and it’s mind blowing

-post sex cuddling where you actually talk about having kids

-agreeing that if you get pregnant, Luke’s gotta take some cooking classes so he doesn’t accidentally kill your child or have it die of starvation if you go for a week vacation without him or something

-and now that you’re talking about it and you have a goal: getting pregnant, ya’ll just wanna reach that goal

-a lot of sex

-the boys come over for dinner plans and they notice there’s something weird going on because you and Luke look even more in love

-and then the two of you disappear after dinner in your own house and the boys are like “what the fuck.”

-Luke comes back looking really happy and they’re just like “you’re trying to get Y/N pregnant aren’t you?”

-Luke fesses up right away

-”so who’s going to be the godfather?” “yeah, you going Bonzi or Fonzi on this one?” “obviously it’s going to be me, i’m the best with kids.”

-so you have a pregnancy app thing to tell you when the best time to have sex is but ya’ll just have sex all the time just in case

-you both count down the days until you’re supposed to get your period, waiting three days after it was supposed to start and didn’t before you both go to get a pregnancy test

-by this point all the boys know exactly when your doing the pregnancy test because all they’ve been hearing about for almost a month is ‘optimal fertility day, can’t come out boys’ or ‘shes at about a medium fertility possibility so i think i’m going to cancel on you guys tonight sorry.’

-they’re all waiting for the call to say if you’re pregnant

-Michael suggested they face time while you pee and everything but Luke thought that was too far

-you pee on the stick and then you and Luke wait. he is literally holding Petunia and rocking her back and forth while you wait

-you both think it’s been long enough and he sets Petunia down as you go into the bathroom to look at the stick

-you bet your ass this boy is going to lift you up and kiss you when it says positive but then he’ll set you down and get on his knees, pushing his face against your stomach

-so many ‘i love you’s

-the boys getting the group text that says your pregnant

-they all immediately go out to buy baby stuff and totally all bump into each other at the store (insert spider man pointing at spider man meme here)

-fighting over who’s allowed to buy what

-they all show up at your place with stuff to celebrate

-Ashton pulling you aside and mentioning that Luke can’t build furniture for shit so if you need help you can call him

-telling your families and everyone is so excited

-Luke is so protective over you, like he constantly needs to be touching you

-the two of you planning a baby room

-doing the whole painting thing where he flicks paint at you and you end up having a mini paint war which ends with the two of you sleeping together and paint getting everywhere

-its so cute

-going and looking at baby stuff and someone totally gets a picture of it and suddenly the entire fandom is having a meltdown

-Ashton was right about Luke not being able to build a crib for shit but it just leads to a lot of laughing and kissing and cursing

-your bump starts to show and Luke looses it. like. he can’t stop smiling.

-he takes way too many pictures of it

-posting a picture of him standing behind you with a hand on your bump on Instagram and everyone in the fandom dies

-he posts it while you’re out and your mentions blow up. when you get home Luke has made dinner and you are so shook because this boi has been secretly taking cooking classes (from Cal but still) so he can make you food

-i mean, it’s not amazing, it’s something simple like spaghetti and meatballs but still it’s the thought that counts

-and he gives you a glass of sparking juice because you can’t do alcohol and as you’re sipping it you realize there’s something in the bottom of the glass.

-”Luke-” “just drink your juice babe.” he grins.

-you roll your eyes and down the glass, careful not to get whatever is in the bottom in your mouth.

-then you look inside and it’s a ring

-this fucker put an engagement in your juice

-his hand covers yours, “do you wanna marry me?” like. this fucker.

-”yes!”

-and he didn’t really plan it that well because you both have to stand up from your seats to kiss and he’s an awkward, accident prone giant who almost knocks over the table and the ring is wet but somehow it’s perfect

-(oof, Luke sucking your finger with the ring on it to get the juice off)

-a baby on the way and a wedding

-and Luke is so fucking in love of course he’s not going to hide the fact that you said yes so he posts an insta picture of the ring

-yeah the fandom has died. they’re a gonner

-talking about your future. deciding you want to get married after the baby is born, sometime in the summer

-having the cutest domestic life together

-lots of cock warming while deciding baby things because boy can’t say no while he’s buried inside of you

-he loves having his arm over your shoulders and he is so protective when you’re out and about

-the other boys act almost like security guards around you when you’re all out

-Luke spoils the shit out of you

-he turns into a grandpa driver when he drives you two around and people honk at him for driving below the speed limit

-and Petunia is protective too, like she doesn’t leave your side

-and he becomes addicted to buying things for the baby

-like… he always arrives home with another baby onesie or lil shoes

-”if this keeps up, lil Hemmo’s going to have more clothes than I do.” you tease

-deciding not to know the gender

-(tbh i wanna say he gets twins and that’s a whole different thing but i can write that somewhere else another time)

-as you get bigger and bigger and its closer to your due date Luke is freaking out he’s so worried about you

-the boys have a group chat just about you and the baby so as soon as something happens they’ll all know

-everyone is getting so excited about it

-the day it happens you’re in the kitchen eating something you were craving and your water breaks

-”Luke!” you say

-he comes running right away and his eyes widen when he sees the liquid on the floor

-he freaks out and helps you to the car

-he still drives the speed limit and you’re sitting there groaning because of contractions and he’s just like holy fucking shit

-getting to the hospital and the boys are already there because none of them drove the speed limit

-Luke is there the whole time, holding your hand and kissing your forehead

-you bet your ass this boi cries when the nurses clean off the baby and give it to him the first time

-im too soft fam. too soft.