#pm job interview

[leaderofthemafia]

*You see somebody randomly idk and they clear their throat*

"Hello-? W- I'm looking for a job right now, I think you can help!"

-@remember-you-must-die

Oh, another one?

Many have sought this opportunity today, only a small handful will remain.

What makes you believe you are worthy of joining the Port Mafia?

[dwtpsychward]

can people stop rushing dream hes 2 years old :(

hes 5 puddings tall how is he supposed to reach the keyboard and put in the music fit for his perfectionist needs 😞

[shawcl]

pretty much finished my cover letter so that’s the bigger of all evils done

[mueritos]

why tf is it so hard to find a job in boston,,,,,,

[paleangels13]

Okay but what if everything is too much now?

[xiyade]

The interviewee I (the fucking translator) was supposed to interview didn't show up. I fucking hate Armenians!!!!

[100blocks-archived]

i miss georgie

[practically-an-x-man]

you know the super fun thing about anxiety is how it will have you anxious about two completely opposing viewpoints so there's no way to win. I mean for this phone interview tomorrow I'm anxious about

A. If it goes well and they offer me the job, then I'm just starting the avalanche-snowball path into that endless "work till you die" grind mindset that I know I can't escape (because capitalism, and my career path while it is my passion is also naturally a very intense environment)

B. If it goes poorly and I don't get the job, I'm back to applying to anywhere that has an opening. Worse jobs, maybe not even an offer at all, all while my parents pressure me into feeling like I'm never doing enough

I know it's not logical. I know it'll be alright. I know that whatever the turnout is, I'm skilled and resilient and I'll make it through (and if nothing else, I have that FX job waiting for me as soon as another big project rolls in), but goddamn I wish my brain didn't twist every little thing into knots like this.

[leaderofthemafia]

Can I join the pm and be your elice-chan for one day...? I will be good I promise.. -don't touch me or kiss me am 14 and am a boy

-from your asshole of a friend mitsuba

Greetings.

The Port Mafia isn't merely a collection of skilled individuals; it is a tapestry of loyalty and ambition intertwined.

What value do you think you bring that would enrich us?

And your desire to be Elise - does it stem from a yearning for power, or is it a longing for acceptance?

Understand your motivations well if you wish to walk this path.

[why-bless-your-heart]

i really don’t want to go back to the gas station.

[thornescalling]

I can't believe I've been stood up for ANOTHER interview

[girlblocker]

unemployment era is over i got another job offer

[rusty25]

using the power of 22:22 to manifest my getting this awesome job

[cathymee]

thank you mj for putting your workaholic energy in your songs it actually makes being a capitalist slave less frustrating for me. if i don't think about it hard enough 🙏

[autism-corner]

scary...

[getgonebyfionaapple]

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