The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.
That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.
I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.
But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed
Would you share your hay with me, though?
I see.
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having recently tested it, I thought you might like to know your midi's fit four full grown female rats in one pocket quite comfortably
OH MY GOD you can’t just SEND me this and NOT show me PHOTOS?????
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Transcript:
Oh my gosh.
Thank you so much for- for meeting up with me.
Really- I'm really looking forward to- to this evening. I haven't been able to get out a lot lately.
Been, well hah you know how it is. So busy.
Yeah... But you know it's just nice to spend time with people um, and go out and do stuff, ya know?
I mean there's a whole city here, but works been kinda tight um, so I don't- so I don't have a lot of money. So you can buy tonight, right?
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Love the idea of anytime Bofur gets really drunk after meeting Bilbo his go to drunk action (we all have one) is to just grab hold of Bilbo and cuddle with him all night while the others still bring him drinks. Bilbo is just content to lean back against his chest and enjoy the cuddles.
Someone walks over and tells Bofur he needs to get up to do something and he just grumbles. Fili and Kili were in hysterics laughing when Bofur ended up accidentally telling Thorin to fuck off because he didn’t notice it was him when Thorin asked him to do something. Bilbo is trying not to laugh while the others are laughing their heads off and Thorin is rolling his eyes but doesn’t take it personally because he’s happy his company are enjoying themselves when they have such a tough road ahead of them.
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What if Neuvillette's s/o made a song about the hydro dragon and sang it to the Melusines? Would he cry from happiness?
Hmm, technically yes and no.
Neuvillette doesn’t look like he cries physically, but I do think something like this might make him tear up. At the least, it would start raining and I could see the melusine audience looking up and yelling,
“Hydro dragon, don’t cry! We’ll all sing for you!” Something like that would make him even more emotional.
HOWEVEER, for us simps- yes. I wanna write this out
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Neuvillette’s chest would constrict and the lump in his throat would grow. The overwhelming happiness and joy would make tears spring to his eyes and he may even let out tiny, soft sob. All in pure happiness, mind you.
The back of his hand would press against his lips as he attempts to maintain some semblance of control over his emotions, but it would slip pretty quickly as he hears yet another well written verse.
Neuvillette isn’t the type to cry physically, usually it’s all internal and gets reflected in the world around him in the form of rain. But this time, yeah, he might just actually cry.
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