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ღ about CaptiKate and Stuckate

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Captikate:

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: absolutely no question Steve. Kate may be UP at 5 AM but that just means she didn’t go to bed

Who’s the one to make breakfast: look, I don’t think either one of them cook very well, so it’s usually a matter of “who is going out to get breakfast” and that’s Steve. Kate is in charge of coffee. He cannot make it. He is not allowed near the coffee. He doesn’t understand how to make it. Also, Kate can make really good scrambled eggs and Steve can manage the toaster, so there’s that.

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: the bed isn’t for EATING, that’s what the couch is for

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: asdfgdksljd both of them. If you were to ask them Steve would say Kate and Kate would say Kate but it’s actually pretty evenly distributed. Kate is more likely to initiate sex that is satisfactory to all parties and Steve is more likely to just go down on Kate before work and he always looks really smug about it

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: you know what, it’s Steve. Kate takes her job Seriously and Steve is all “I’m a hundred years old, Kate, oh my back” or whatever. Steve has been known to ditch his Avenger stuff and hang out while Kate is PI-ing or doing stuff with her team. He never interferes or anything, he’s just sort of…there

Who chooses the movies: Usually Kate–they have a whole list of Movies Steve Needs to See they’re working through, and a huge list of TV shows to binge, but every now and then, Steve will hear of something or someone will tell him about a movie and they’ll watch that. 

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: look, i hate to say it but also Steve? For the most part. Because Kate would Never Distract him from Cinematic Excellence provided it is truly excellent but if they’re watching a shitty movie or a boring TV show Kate will just crawl on his lap and Steve is really easily distracted. Kate takes the initiative; Steve will do the whole arm-stretch thing

Who orders lunch: Kate, when she remembers. Usually it’s one of their friends or teammates who is like “please go eat some fucking lunch.”

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: oh absolutely Kate. Steve needs a shitton of calories because of the supersoldier stuff but he would NEVER steal Kate’s food. Kate’s justification is that Steve always has so much food???? They COULD just order another side of fries but food is always so much better when it’s been taken from someone else’s plate. Sometimes Steve catches her which means the food stays Steve’s but quite often he doesn’t realize she’s stolen his food until she’s eating it. It’s very impressive.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Oh, both. Steve pretends he’s not tired and he’ll sketch or something but eventually he winds up conked out with a sketchpad on one knee, his head tipped back on the back of the couch, and Kate curled up next to him, using his thigh as a pillow. 

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Steve, oh my god he’s such a baby. To be fair, he usually ends up helping Kate with PI stuff but first he gives her these big puppydog eyes and suggests taking walks and visiting food trucks or walking shelter dogs or anything 

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Kate

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Kate. She’s got, like, a whole instagram to use that Billy goes apeshit over and Steve only likes social media when it’s twitter

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Kate, only Steve usually takes it as a challenge which is how they almost got arrested that one time

Who cooks dinner: neither of them cooks

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Kate? Steve just puts dishes in the sink. Kate will fill the dishwasher and Steve will empty it.

Who stays up until 2 reading: Steve. Kate stays up doing other things but Steve probably has reading glasses and a stack of nonfiction that’s super dry and a stack of YA books that Kate’s team keeps adding to

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Steve. Kate isn’t a peaceful sleeper by any means and she takes up so much room considering that she’s, like, two feet shorter than he is, but watching her sleep is calming, and it reminds Steve of where and when he is

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Kate. Usually it’s like kissing the shoulder or the back of Steve’s neck (how is there not a question about big/little spoon here, Kate is the big spoon SO MUCH). It’s also pretty rare that Steve is asleep while Kate is not, so usually this happens after Steve had a mission or got hurt or is having a rough time and Kate just needs reassurance that he’s there.

So for Stuckate I’m doing post-Thanos Riptide Stuckate where they’re retired and going back to college because Reasons. Also tumblr was a little bitch and ate this the first time, so let’s try again.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Steve. Steve always. Bucky likes sleeping in, and when Steve gets up, Bucky curls around Kate

Who’s the one to make breakfast: Bucky. Because Bucky is the only one who took time to learn how to fucking cook, oh my god Kate how did you set the toast on fire

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Bucky WOULD but breakfast in bed usually ends in disaster

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: oh, probably Kate, only they’re never actually quick, you know? Bucky likes to take his time so it falls to Steve to be responsible and tell them they don’t have time. Which. Never happens, so they just wind up late

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: none of them, they all like going to class, but if it’s Actual Work then suddenly none of their phones work and Nick Fury has to personally come and drag their asses out. Also, laying around all day usually involves a Spa Day and/or Bucky and Kate doing Nothing while Steve sketches

Who chooses the movies: Bucky! Bucky gets to choose whatever the fuck he wants. When he doesn’t feel like picking it’s Kate. If none of them have the mental capacity to pick they text David and Sam

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Kate and Bucky in equal measures. Usually they both sandwich Steve between them and pass him back and forth

Who orders lunch: If we’re talking about wrangling people to make sure they eat, it’s Steve, who generally remembers that they need to eat. If it’s a matter of bringing food to people who are busy, that’s Kate. Sometimes Steve loses track of time in the studio. Kate is also the one shoving ungodly amounts of granola bars and high protein snacks in the boys’ bags. Bucky is the one who finds all of the nice diners and the cool cafes and stuff.

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: All of them do. Bucky’s just the only one who never gets caught in the act.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: it’s a secret, don’t tell anyone, but it’s Bucky. Someone starts petting his hair and he’s out, man.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: it’s not like they have steady jobs but Steve gets really into art again, so he usually paints and sketches a lot at home. Sometimes Kate and Bucky try to distract him, usually by stripping or making out with one another and it only works about half the time because Steve will absolutely draw Kate and Bucky in intimate positions. YEAH I SAID IT

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Steve always wants a Snack Break, and Bucky knows where all the small mom-and-pop ice cream places are

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Kate and Steve. Bucky doesn’t get instagram, and Steve needs photo references

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Kate, because she’s Super Mature (she’s also the one licking the dripping ice cream off of Steve or Bucky’s face THIS IS WHY THEY AREN’T ALLOWED OUT IN PUBLIC)

Who cooks dinner: Bucky loves cooking. Taking charge of what he’s putting in his body is a healing/coping thing from being the Winter Soldier. He also loves doing something that’s creative rather than destructive, that also is a way for him to take care of people he loves

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Steve and Kate “clean” the kitchen which often means getting into water fights and arguing about the best way to load a dishwasher

Who stays up until 2 reading: Bucky or Steve

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Bucky watches Steve and Kate a lot. Watching them sleep is really calming to him

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Steve just can’t believe how lucky he is and sometimes he just has to kiss them to remind himself that this is real

[whatscallion]

hey, hi, hello. i love your face. grats on 500 boo. hella proud of u. welp, pitter patter. hit me with ☘️ & 🕷️ for Bucky/Kate

🍀 for a song rec //

bucky x kate

after the events of ‘tales of suspense’, bucky had basically written off clint. they might’ve worked ‘okay’ together, but he was nowhere near as proficient as any avenger should be. it really boggled his mind as to why the pizza hound was on that team anyways. it was something he’d inevitably have to ask steve about. and he did.

“so, why- why is clint on the team? i have no room to talk, but … why?” it was something of a random topic to be broached while they were enjoying a lunch at their preferred greasy spon diner. steve with his hamburger. buck with his pancakes.

“it’s lunchtime, buck. pancakes?” steve never did the greatest job at swerving, so naturally, buck pushed his luck.

“every meal is perfect for pancakes. we’re not having this argument again. nat even tries to argue it, and she’s way better at arguing than you are. answer my question,” he said, pointing at steve with his fork to get his point across. all before taking a huge bite of the fluffy breakfast.

“clint’s a good guy. great aim- you can’t say ‘no’ when a former assassin wants redemption. you of all people know that.” 

okay, steve had a point, but buck was still very unsatisfied with the answer. so, silence lingered between them a moment before steve couldn’t keep himself from continuing on.

“besides, clint sets a good example. look at his apartment complex in bed-stuy-”

“-it’s a shithole, steve.” that got buck a warning glance from the patriot before he continued.

“he’s a mentor too. young avenger.” that stopped buck in his tracks, a spoonful of syrupy pancake hanging halfway up to his mouth.

“what? you’re shitting me. there’s two of him?”

“yeah, her name’s kate bishop.”

“there’s two hawkeyes? and one’s a girl?”

“that vein is popping out of your forehead again.”

“… jesus christ.”

[poemygod]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Euphemia Potter/Fleamont Potter Characters: Moaning Myrtle, Myrtle Warren, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Abraxas Malfoy, Orion Black, Walburga Black, Euphemia Potter, Fleamont Potter, Armando Dippet, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Olive Hornby, Rubeus Hagrid Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Canon Rewrite, Pre-Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Angst, Fluff and Angst, Canonical Character Death, World War II, Pre-First War with Voldemort, somewhat canon compliant, Arranged Marriage Summary:

Before she was Euphemia Potter, Effie Greengrass attended Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry in September of 1940. This is her journey through the trials of being a young witch during the second World War, the fall of Gellert Grindewald, and the rise of Voldemort. Follow her through Hogwarts, the friendships she makes, and the choices that shape her into the person she would become.

Set 1940 - 1959 (Possibly more.)

A/N: Tags and characters to be added as this is written/posted.

[ao3feed-hawkguy]

NIGHTMARES

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2siEkXL

by poemygod

A small series of works based on the line "My love is not fragile." from Frozen 2.

There are some things that go bump in the night and sometimes that's okay.

Words: 771, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of MY LOVE IS NOT FRAGILE

Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Kate Bishop

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Kate Bishop

Additional Tags: Fluff, Minor Violence, Buckate - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2siEkXL

[katebishopofearth]

I was tagged by @dreamwithoutreason​

Answer 21, Tag 21 people you would like to know better!

1. Nickname(s): Lizzy, Liz, Lizard

2. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

3. Height: 165 cm

4. Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw!

5. The Last Thing You Googled: the society netflix

6. Favourite Musicians: Taylor Swift, Hozier, Hayley Kiyoko, Denise Ho, Pink, Alexandre Desplat, Ramin Djawadi

7. Song Stuck in Your Head: Honestly, nothing lol

8. Following Now: 1897 🙊

9. Followers: 709

10. Do I Get Asks: Not enough (hint hint 👀)

11. Amount of Sleep: I am for 7-8 and end up with about 22 lmao

12. Lucky Number: Don’t have one

13. What I’m Wearing: Pajama shorts and a t shirt

14. Dream Job: Children’s book editor. Or voice over actor.

15. Dream Trip: EVERYWHERE. I’d love to go to South America

16. Favorite Food: Pasta – my one true love

17. Instrument(s): Piano and guitar, but neither well.

18. Language(s): English, Cantonese, Mandarin.

19. Favorite Song(s): All Too Well by Taylor Swift, and the Opening track of Carol by Carter Burwell

20. Random Fact: Kyrgystan is the only country with two Y’s in its name but doesn’t begin with a Y.

21. Aesthetic: Messy hair, open books and scribbled-in notebooks, half-empty mugs of tea, window seats, long car or train rides, wearing button-up shirts over t-shirts, boots, leather bracelets, feathers, watercolour paintings, stars, cities at dusk, the moon in the sky even though it’s still bright, chill indie music, a breeze bringing the smell of the sea in through an open window, 

Tagging: @buckysprostate​ @prose-n-scripts​ @auripigmentum​ @myrxellabaratheon​ @saltwaterlullaby​ @poemygod​ @zestydevil​ @winston-wilson​ @hellslittlemunckin​ @clxrkegriffins​ @lesnuggetsdepoulet​ @uponthemidnightclear​ @not-close-to-straight​ @marvelousvasili​ @weakforfictionalcharacters​ @tevvintersoldier​ @fansipants​ @thestarsinner​ @daydreamingtilldusk​ @clintscoffeepot​ @sophisticated-dorkk

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@poemygod wanted Poe in #3 -- (x) 

[felicia-parker]

25 Days of Drabbles

Happy December 1st to all of you! This year @poemygod and I are coming back in full swing with our 25 Drabbles of Christmas! Stay tuned as I get ready to drop the first one soon. I'll link them all into this post after we've made the countdown!

[ao3feed-buckybarnes]

NIGHTMARES

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2siEkXL

by poemygod

A small series of works based on the line "My love is not fragile." from Frozen 2.

There are some things that go bump in the night and sometimes that's okay.

Words: 771, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of MY LOVE IS NOT FRAGILE

Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Kate Bishop

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Kate Bishop

Additional Tags: Fluff, Minor Violence, Buckate - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2siEkXL

[ao3feed-youngavengers]

Liability

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ARtfAM

by poemygod

Kate Bishop is allergic to feelings. Which is why when Bucky Barnes walks into her life, she's not sure what to do about his stupid attractive face or all the trouble that follows the both of them around.

The adventures of a bored heiress and an ex-soviet assassin.

_________

Words: 1460, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), Young Avengers (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Kate Bishop, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman (Marvel), David Alleyne, Tommy Shepherd

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Kate Bishop

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Eventual Romance, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Tragedy, Some Humor, timelines suck, Tags Are Hard, Tags May Change

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ARtfAM

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

CaptiKate!!

honest to god I saw this and went “…but it’s not a crackship” lmfao that’s how deep i’m into it.

AHEM

there are so many variations on how and why Kate and Steve get together and what universe they find themselves in but I’d like to share wild west captikate w/you

Where Steve is the Sheriff of a small frontier town and things are fine, you know, there’s always the frontier version of organized crime and an unusual number of automatons but he’s good at his job…and then ONE DAY the Pinkertons move in (the Pinkerton Detective Agency was the forerunner of the Secret Service and is really cool but anyway)

This branch of the Pinkertons is actually a town over but it’s too close for Steve’s liking, and it’s run by a girl. (the emphasis is Tony Stark’s and it will later come to light that Tony knows the aforementioned “girl” having once been engaged to said girl’s sister.)

She’s not a girl, she’s a perfectly respectable widowed woman who just…happens to always be in Steve’s way. (she’s not really widowed. she just added “mrs” to her name because people let you do more if you’re not a pure, innocent, young unmarried lady. Kate’s gonna work the system, and she’s gonna work it HARD)

She’s pretty, Steve supposes. Pretty irritating and pretty annoying and pretty foolhardy and pretty much always where he doesn’t want her to be. She wears trousers and hates guns and knows more about explosives than she probably should, she’s used Steve as a ladder to climb on to at least two roofs, and no, he doesn’t like her at all.

and then something, idk what, happens, and there’s a shootout and Steve isn’t there as Sheriff, he’s there as Cap, only there’s those other vigilantes there, too, who’ve been helping him and causing him trouble lately, and one of them gets hit in the leg. And Steve’s worried, of course he is, but it’s not like there’s anything he can do.

The next day, he goes over to ask Kate for help (they’ve gotten in each other’s way enough he sometimes thinks of her as Kate and not “Mrs Barton”) and she doens’t look well but she comes and looks over the scene with him, walks back to the jail with him, and passes out in front of one of the cells. 

Her dress has covered up the fact that her leg is bleeding really quite a lot and that’s when Steve figures it out. She’s the masked Hawkeye vigilante. 

(she’s in no shape to ride home so Steve chivalrously offers her his bed NO I DON’T CARE THAT’S HISTORICALLY INACCURATE and he discovers, much to his surprise, that he’s a bit in love with her.)

(if this sounds familiar it’s because it Is)

send me a Kate Bishop crackship and I’ll give you some headcanons about it or w/e

[whatscallion]

Tag Game!

Rules: 15 questions, 15 mutuals

1. Are you named after anyone?

my middle name is from my grandmother on my dad’s side. i almost got her first name - henrietta hooboy. mom said i was named after a character in a book she was reading at the time and forgot LOL

2. When is the last time you cried?

uhhhhhh....yeah, probably watching westworld with @cptsteven because ake and koha were the best damn thing.

3. Do you have kids?

pretty sure my dog counts

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

probably more than i should haha

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

i’ve apparently been in an ‘eye shape’ kick lately. figured this out last night.

6. What’s your eye colour?

poo brown

7. Scary movies or Happy Endings?

why not both

8. Any special talents?

uhm. uh. idk, i can lick my nose. pop my shoulder out of socket??? are those special or-

wait, how about like, being able to bs my way through a 14 page college paper?? in one evening from start to finish??

9. Where were you born?

bay area, california

10. What are your hobbies?

fishing, writing, cosplaying, costuming

11. Have you any pets?

i have one pupper - a black lab named kila

12. What sports do you play / have played?

is fishing a sport? i mean, i hike. in high school i did track & field and swimming. i do the occasional weight training and getting swole with a bunch of meatheads ( but we don’t talk about the last time i did that bc i don’t remember when that was )

13. How tall are you?

a solid 5′3″

14. Favourite subject in school?

high school was probably shakespeare or art. i liked doing oil paint portraits and pen & ink wildlife. college? i liked astronomy ( bc SPACE ) and i liked creative writing, which makes sense.

15. Dream job?

definitely a writer. like an actual author who does the book tour thing and maybe a con or two. that’d be cool, right? -stares longingly at her beginnings of a book she should probably finish one day;

I’m tagging: @bolshoiromanova @spxderbarnes @longlivethelost @strange-medicine @danversscarol @brolinjosh @guardiansofthegalaxi @steverogesr @kungfukillerwolf @poemygod @e-ffleurers @maythemarvelbewithyou @asgardianhela @nine-realms @romanovanatalia ( no pressure but hi )

Tagged by @cptsteven - the best husband i could ask for tbh

[poemygod]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin Additional Tags: wolfstar, Smut, Shameless Smut, Porn With Plot, Mild Kink, Bottom Sirius Black, Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Post-Hogwarts Summary:

Sirius and Padfoot have some things in common.

[ao3feed-hawkguy]

Kiss Me

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by poemygod

Bucky and Kate spend a lazy Valentine's Day together.

Words: 345, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Kate Bishop

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Kate Bishop

Additional Tags: Fluff, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fluff

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CnpVsG

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

kate bishop/holtzmann from ghostbusters reboot

oh my god i’m…crying…because i actually have the ghostbusters involved in a wip (it’s the sorcerers supreme one) anyway omg

Kate’s helping Deadpool out when they meet the Ghostbusters. Kate still vividly remembers the Naked Ghost of Ben Franklin, but this ghost…is not like that at all

this ghost is less scary because it’s not a naked creeper but more scary because it’s got like, fangs and wings and red eyes. 

anyway, Kate becomes the Gadget Tester for the ghostbusters. She’s used to getting thrown around for work so getting thrown around for free Chinese food is an okay deal

but the gals don’t know she’s Hawkeye

Kevin is really Thor. Kate and Thor give each other really dirty looks until they come to a nonverbal agreement to live and let live. Thor/Kevin then makes it his mission to set Kate and Holtzy up. The internet tells him he’s the god of lesbians, and he intends to earn that title. 

only he’s pretty bad at it. “Don’t you think Kate is pretty, Dr. Holtzmann????” doesn’t really get him very far. also, according to the internet, Hawkeye is what is known as “A Disaster Bi” and Jillian is “A Clueless Lesbian”. He’s going to ask for help from the most distinguished lesbian he knows. (Sif, it turns out, is worse at playing matchmaker)

Kate understands…maybe half of the technical stuff Holtzy says. but she likes the way Holtzy says it

and Kate can’t be too specific with her PI cases, but Hotzy always listens attentively and nods

Kate might not know much about the technical aspects of what the ghostbusters do, but she has used a lot of weapons in her day, so she’s able to offer practical advice on how to make the ghost-eating weapons easier to handle, how to brace for the kickback, etc.

she suggests making a ghostly grenade launcher. patty stares at her. “you’re a very disturbing person.” kevin chokes on his snack. holtzy falls a little in love.

not quite a year into knowing one another, the ghostbusters accidentally wind up on a job that an avengers team is at. Holtzy gets knocked out of the way by a woman wearing purple, and she falls a lot in love. her arms…so buff.

(Thor is yelling at Hawkeye that NOW IS NOT THE TIME)

anyway idk how they actually get together, but Holtzy is always coming up with cool gear for Kate, and special arrows. 

NOTHING is too crazy for Kate to give it a shot. 

Clint loves Holtzy. she fixed his skycycle. Stephen Strange hates the ghostbusters. they love giving him crap, though

Kate plays with Holtzy’s hair all the time. Like, if she wants Kate’s attention, all Holtzmann has to do is let a little of it fall in her face. (to be fair, it was Abby who figured this one out)

make out sessions on the roof if the fire station

the ghostbusters get called in to a private residence. turns out it’s Derek Bishop.

“He’s wrong,” Holtzmann says. “No ghost here.”

There is clearly a class four apparition there, just STARING at them.

“Uh,” says Erin. “Holtzmann? It’s right–”

“I DON’T SEE ANYTHING. NO GHOST HERE. LET’S GO.”

Derek Bishop is haunted for about two months before Abby and Erin and Patty go take care of it themselves. 

Holtzmann sees Kate fall off of an itty bitty two story building and (in Kate’s opinion) COMPLETELY blows it out of proportion. that’s when she starts building jetboots for Kate

Kate brings Tony and Clint to the Ghostbusters hq one day. “I thought we were meeting your girlfriend,” Tony says. “We are,” Kate replies. “I’m SORRY.” Tony continues. “YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A GHOSTBUSTER AND YOU’RE JUST NOW TELLING ME?????” Tony is a little bit in love with Holtzmann. Well, he’s never met her but he’s in love with her inventions. They were supposed to go to lunch but now there’s a Stark-Holtzmann inventors conference going on and they’ll be lucky if they get dinner at this rate (”What if you made an Iron Man suit for ghostbusting?” Jillian says, sort of dreamily)

Clint and Patty hit it off right away and just leave to get lunch themselves. Patty is taller than Clint. (”It wasn’t a date, Hawkeye.” “Hawkeye, please. It was totally a date.”)

Kate takes Holtzy to all her fancy socialite events. Kevin keeps newspaper clippings that they’re mentioned in. There’s a special wall of shame at Ghostbusters HQ for all the papers/reporters who call them “friends” or “buddies” when Kate has explicitly said, “This is my girlfriend, famed doctor Jillian Holtzman.”

(when they finally get married, none of those papers are sent announcements or allowed photographers or whatever. Kevin does make sure to send them very large packages of glitter and rainbow confetti, though)

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

K A T (H E R I N) E B I S H O P

(either w or w/out the bracketed letters is cool depending on how much energy you have to do them!!!! <3 sendin muh positive energy your way ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️⭐️❤️⭐️⭐️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️⭐️)

@poemygod i think u sent me this too?

K: What is their relationship with their mother like? 

 i know Kate’s mom makes an appearance in the comics but uhhhhh adhd i haven’t read them even though they’ve been out forEVer. Normally I assume Kate has a good relationship with her mom. she thinks about what would make her mom proud a lot

A  What color are their bedroom walls?

purple. she’s cliché. she knows it.

T  What is their go to beverage?

coffee. Vietnamese or Thai style if she can get it

H  Who called them last?

Loki, asking for bail out of space jail

E  What is their last Instagram picture of?

it’s a video of her spraying Clint and Lucky with a hose and both of them biting at the water

R  Are they a cat person or a dog person?

Kate is a BOTH person. Kate is an animal person! You don’t housesit a cat for months and not like cats. The smelliest, mangiest, grumpiest animal at the shelter? That’s the one Kate wants. Doesn’t matter if it’s a cat, dog, horse, goat, whatever

I  How many books do they read in a year?

over a hundred. does she FINISH all those books? Absolutely not. Then it’s like fifteen. And Kamala’s fanfiction

N  What is their handwriting like?

ATROCIOUS. 

E-- the picture before the video is a selfie of her and Steve

B  What is their favorite cuisine?

Indian. Then Vietnamese.

I  How many books do they read in a year?

she reads case files, does that count?

S  How many languages can they speak?

a LOT. French, Mandarin, Arabic, Spanish, Russian, a teeny bit of Portuguese, Japanese

H--before the call from Loki was a call from Tony asking why Jarvis likes her team better than his, and also can she convince Jarvis to stop locking his out of the lab, he DOESN’T need sleep!!!

O  Do they sing along to the radio in the car?

Yes. LOUDLY. All the time. 

P  How many countries have they been to?

many. some of which were illegal visits, like, no passport or shady government mission illegal

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Chapters: 4/31 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Peter Pettigrew Additional Tags: wolfstar, Holidays, Holiday prompts, Christmas, Christmas Fluff Summary:

A series of one shots based on Holiday Prompts.