#police officer kakashi

[oprescuewagon]

Kakashi week day 4 (13th sept) ‘any AU’

Always loved the idea of Kk as a police officer, so naturally K-9 unit officer Hatake was born

I’m so happy with how this turned out

Dressed in Green because it suits him 😍

@kakashiweek

[hozukitofu]

kkir fic idea 💡 might write it or someone else can adopt this and run with it

i work at an australian magistrate court as a paralegal and kkir (my ninja dads) remind me of the police prosecution vs defence lawyer negotiation throwdowns. kakashi is literally all the weird and eccentric lawyer i've ever met (you need to be weird to be sane) and iruka just acts like all the other very nice but firm prosecutors at court to me

imagine hotshot perpetually late but so so brilliant defence barrister kakashi (mr hatake) negotiating a better outcome for his clients. he's always laid back because he knows he's that good, dresses in the same suit every time, gets away with wearing a facemask in court and literally only ever fixes his terrible posture at the bar table and whilst in court. he tried to ask the magistrate to let him salute the coat of arms (instead of bowing like everyone else) when he first got transferred down to the lowly magistrates' court but got promptly shot down (the compromise was the mask). he was working as a top queen's counsel for the private city law firm then got mysteriously transferred to their regional branch in a 'mentoring role' (a bunch of graduated law students interning actually quit their postgrad studies because he was really harsh and had really arbitrary rules tbh). so my man's in a bad mood ALL THE TIME (literally unprovoked) and has no personal assigned paralegals because no one can stand him. his assigned clerk has the patience of a saint and the tolerance for no bullshit (it's rin) he makes outrageous plea offers with prosecution and it's the best/worst time down at court. he also cross examines like the person at the mic personally wronged him, which isn't great if it is a protected person in a family violence case, or any witness at all, but very eye opening to see

down at court you have the sweetest man ever sergeant umino ('please call me iruka') in the dog box(what we call the prosecution office). he has a law degree (admittedly from a nowhere regional university but he is admitted to practice as a legal practitioner) and way too overqualified for the police force, but he wants to make a difference before going to teach full time or practising law full time. he's nice about everything (printers, legal advice, referrals, talking to anyone) except for paperwork which he is anal about. he wields stamps like weapons and every time an informant is shown to have filled out their paperwork wrong he calls them up directly (how does he even have their direct line?) to chew them out, but super nicely. adjournments, unmentionable dates, requests - don't need to provide reasons, iruka will approve. he not-so-secretly made copies of his police badge so paralegals can print documents off the police printers. he always gets snacks and coffees for court registrars and referral officers. he has bags of lollies for little kids. iruka teaches community service and justice studies for the vocational college nearby. he also has the occasional stint as a university lecturer only for first year law kiddies, and teaches also senior high school legal studies electives. beyond stamps and paperwork, he is the law down to the letter, sometimes to the spirit. if the facts look bad, especially if it is family violence or egregious failure to appear/warrants then he would be a hardass to lawyers. my man however is not opposed to diversion especially if the accused are kids.

so like fanon, kakashi brings outrageous plea offers to the dog box whenever iruka is in -- 'can you withdraw [most serious charge]' 'you can't prove that she was fearing for her life' 'he's never had a criminal record so can't you give him a slap on the wrist and send him a bond?' iruka shuts that shit down every time. he has a case of bleeding heart-itis so occasionally they CAN collaborate to help truly at risk offenders to reorient their lives. kakashi complains that iruka agreeing without a yelling match feels worthless but deep down he doesn't mind when iruka isn't in full hate mode AT him. kakashi thought that iruka would be all snobbish because police prosecutors who hold law degrees tend to act like they're better than everyone else but iruka is overall down-to-earth, hi-i'm-here-to-help. can't push him around though, but he's all about the learning experience so he encourages postgrad law kids and volunteers to have a go at him. for the real thing, defence lawyers groan good-naturedly when they hear he's in the dog box. kakashi seems to be the only who delights in riling him up, but in the rare instance that everyone agrees BUT the magistrate says otherwise and hands down a harsher sentence, he would be handing up paperwork for a contest hearing SO FAST kakashi wouldn't have time to consult with the client. there's a deal between him and kakashi for a stack of signs form 11As can be dealt out when absolutely needed. despite going at each other's throats on the clock, sooo many people have seen them getting lunch together or just talking about their mutual student naruto.

in this universe naruto did not complete high school, went through to vocational studies, took a pathway to uni instead. somehow he, sakura and sasuke end up at the same law firm (naruto is a bit older than the other two but acts precisely like a teenage eshay ALL THE TIME). why does he want to practise criminal law? because it looks cool and he wants to make the bar. his mum is a judge and his dad is a speaker of the senate/cabinet member so... it runs in the family. sasuke is following alongside the traditional asian career choice: doctor, lawyer or engineer. my man hates maths with a passion so lawyer it is. i know it's weird that sakura would be doing a law degree knowing she could be doing a med degree but hear me out: i met and know and am friends with girls who studied double degree law/biomed, finish their law degree, said fuck it I'll be a lawyer what's so bad, otherwise i can come back, and now making big massive bucks. though i imagine sakura will specialise in personal injury cases as well as mental health tribunals, then might go back to university for her med degree. she will be that cousin who lived 6 lives already - was a doctor and a lawyer and your mother would not stop comparing you to her. she needs a bit of instinct training but her academics are spotless. sasuke is ruthless but can't connect with clients. naruto maybe brash and loud but he plays on people's heartstrings like a conductor when presenting a bail app or plea. everything is the way it is so that iruka can move naruto's admission to become a lawyer when he applies for admission at the supreme court

anyways iruka will retire from police work to teach full time, maybe sign on to work for a community legal centre to appear for bail apps for remanded offenders picked up in the cells. he accidentally yelled at kakashi one day to go out and kakashi thought it was too funny to not go along with. now they raise 8 dogs, 3 full grown adults and all of iruka's students together. they fight about everything, but might slip into really formal legalese (passover aggressive fuck-you) when they're being annoying or really pissed off. naruto sometimes has to adjudicate these fights and he can't stop being scared for his LIFE.

kakashi: your honour, my learned colleague here had erred in his submission that i had, conclusively, not promised such things

iruka immediately pulling out receipts: your honour, may i submit evidence contradicting otherwise

(they were fighting about whose turn it is to do the dishes. there were only oral agreements in place but once you're both lawyers you just get used to writing everything down and signing to bring up in an argument later)

(iruka also cross examines kakashi for funsies, but they mainly shelf this for when arguments are bad and they need to pull out the big guns)

anyways if anyone ends up writing this please tag me

[aidontdraw]

So blahblahblah, Kishimoto was clearly writing Naruto as he was going. Like as soon as the audience leaned something about the world, Kishimoto also learned that thing.

But like, he clearly doesn't understand how humans interact with eachother, and its shown in the introduction scene. Because who is this scene for?

Its not for the characters. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have been in the same class for 6-7 years at this point. They don't need to introduce themselves to eachother. They dont learn anything about Kakashi.

Its not for the audience. We were already introduced to Team Seven in the previous chapter. We know who Naruto is, and what he wants. We know who Sakura is, and what she wants. We know who Sasuke is, but not really what he wants. We don't know who Kakashi is, and we don't learn that here.

Kakashi barley learns anything about them. Besides the fact Sakura is a normal pre-teen. Naruto likes ramen. Sauske still isn't over his family's massacre. Which is all no-shit things.

The only thing the audience gets introduced to is the idea of Sasuke's goal.

Which while Kakashi seems to know who hes talking about neither Naruto or Sakura do. That borders on being a plot hole, because Sasuke would have gone to class the day after the worst day of his life. The massacre happened 5 years ago. These people went from having a bunch of Uchiha Police Officers walking around to Zero.

You're telling me Sasuke went around keeping his one person murder list to himself for 5 years?

It doesn't introduce the idea of team work. Its almost a waste of half a chapter.

Honestly this day for them(I'm guessing the times):

- 9am go to school

- 9:15 Sasuke and Naruto kiss.

- 10-12 get teamed up

- 12-1 Crazy Lunch Adventure(Hokage and Kakashi break into Naruto's house for a casual conversation)

- 1-2 wait for their teacher

- 2pm, have a 15 minute conversation with their new teacher/squad leader

- Go Home

This whole day could have been an email.

Then we get the tidbit that their school already went over survival training. We know they had combat training. And jutsu training. But during their test, and future missions, we see almost none of that training in action. These kids should have spent the last 7 years of their lives going to a school together to learn how to do this job. They should be familiar with a lot of things, but especially working on 3 man teams.

But we get to another plot hole/world building issue, which is even thoguh this seems to be the standard in their training. The kids were suprised to learn they were going into 3 man teams.

You can also see this with the Chunin Exam, where even thoguh this is a yearly exam that brings in Nobels to bet on child death matches, the kids entering them dont know what they are...

The Konoha Education System is leaving all of these children behind.

The only non distopian reason is technically Sakura doesn't come from a ninja family. So there are things that she wouldn't have easy access to. Even thoguh she was in the top 5 of their class. And Naruto and Sasuke had to rase themselves from young ages. So they have zero parental/adult guidance.

Still their school should have taught them basic things.

[kakairuficfinder]

High School AU

13 Going on 30 by tmo (T, 26K)

He just wanted to have a rad party with his best friend and the cool kids but everything went so wrong that he somehow ended up as a thirty year old man. Wow, great start to being thirteen.

Not How I Imagined Starting Senior Year by tmo (E, 89K)

New neighbours bring lots of changes and Kakashi finds the first few months of his senior year a mess of fear, confusion and a little bit of affection for the boy next door.

to speak what's true by noodletastic (M, 51K)

Iruka had spent far too much time in the last week thinking about Hatake Kakashi. He couldn't stop thinking about their embarrassing encounter, or about his sleepy eyes, or about the way his voice had seemed to caress each syllable of Iruka’s name in a wordlessly frustrating way, or the familiar honorific Kakashi had tacked on when it had been just the two of them- Iruka had spent far too little time feeling guilty for the hours he spent day dreaming over a boy who was absolutely not his boyfriend.

After School Special by windfallswest (E, 2K)

This is going to be a problem.

Perfect Storm by aoiandplayer3 (E, 38K)

Stuck together because of a storm, two teachers fall for each other. Kind of fluffy.

The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by quartzapple (E, 164K)

Iruka is a 20-something with a plan: get a good job, get married, get a house, have kids. What he didn't expect is for the plan to be ruined by an enigmatic new colleague who Iruka just can't seem to forget.

I Kissed a Boy (And I Liked It) by My_private_tsukuyomi (T, 15K)

Kakashi Hatake was sixteen and never been kissed, a fact that, according to some of his friends, was a travesty. However, girls just never appealed to him, and he didn't know why. He finds out when an everyday act suddenly causes his entire world to tilt on its axis.

The culprit? A tube of cherry chapstick.

Hot for Teacher by My_private_tsukuyomi (E, 5K)

Iruka Umino is a young teacher with a problem. Kakashi Hatake, his former student turned first-year college student education major, is that problem.

Icha Icha by demonofabove (M, 2K)

Student council member Kakashi catches Iruka & his friends reading adult content on the school grounds. Will he reprimand them, or will his love for Icha-Icha be enough to let them get away with it?

The Approved List by Kaoruhana (G, 2K)

When a burly bearded man came to pick up Naruto after the kendo team’s practice meeting, Kakashi simply eyed him, police uniform and all, and asked for identification. The bearded man blinked, and straightened, reluctantly following him in. “I’m his uncle.” “Uncle or not, I need ID.” The police officer startled at the action, but Kakashi was ignoring him, pulling out his cellphone to dial a familiar number. “Kakashi-sensei,” the voice on the other end stated, picking up after only two rings “what is it? Has Naruto gotten in trouble again?” Kakashi hummed and then answered the question. “A burly man impersonating a cop who is not on the approved list came to pick up Naruto. He won’t take no for an answer and may take Naruto by force.” Or, in which Kakashi takes the Approved Pick Up List very seriously.

Something Magical by mandapandabug (T, 10K)

Iruka and Kakashi hadn’t meant to fall in love at first sight back in their teen years, but Kakashi had made the decision that they were not meant to be and had disappeared. Iruka tried to harden his heart. He tried to hate Kakashi instead of love him, but it wasn’t easy. When Iruka ends up as Kakashi's roommate at the academy as professors, will old feelings of love or hate rekindle? Will misunderstandings and a huge lack of communication prevent them from something magical?

Something Worth Fighting For by Demonofabove (M, 5K)

Iruka gets into a fight at school, and when Kakashi saves the day, he finally gets a chance to talk to the boy he's had his eye on.

Three Strikes by Dilly_Oh (T, 1K)

Kakashi is ready to pitch the perfect game.

But then the cute boy with the ponytail has to ruin everything.

All I see is You by mytsukkishine (G, 7K)

Kakashi had lived in Tokyo throughout his 17 years of being alive and this sudden move with his father at Miyagi was quite a shock to him. At first, he struggled, a typical thing for a new boy in town, however, as weeks passed by he was slowly getting used to his same old routine with new sets of friends. That was until his head was hit by a volleyball. It got more interesting after that. (haikyuu inspired yey)

The Start of Something New by demonofabove (NR, 9K)

Kakashi is a senior at Konoha High, and barely talks to anyone. Then he meets the new kid, Iruka, and he starts speaking with his heart.

Be Mean by tmo (T, 7K)

It all started with a dodgeball to the face.

If You're Not First, Then You're Last by houkouonchi (G, 1K)

Iruka escapes to his favorite practice nook to play a little guitar and blow off some steam after his spot as the number one pianist has been usurped.

Your Song? No, It's Our Song by bottomsupkids (G, 1K)

Based on a Tumblr prompt. "WHAT?! I'm not working with you on the project! You're the Laziest/Loudest/Clown in the class!" SchoolAU

Hey Cutie by megyal (G, 777)

Written for the month of KakaIru, day 5!! This is the prompt: Tumblr Prompt (x): me: I'm queen of hell I'm the baddest bitch look at my eyebrows friends: shhhh u are the world's tiniest puff pastry me: I WILL FIGHT friends: stop before u leak strawberry filling

Sugar Rush by emmykay (T, 5K)

Iruka is an average trombone player in an average high school band, with a massive crush on above-average Kakashi. Like he's got a chance.

School Days by pastles (T, 10K)

High-school AU, Iruka is the boss of the local school gang (nothing malicious, just cool kids that skip classes, act mighty and clash with other gangs, but do not really bother ordinary pupils and only exasperate the teachers. Kakashi is a book-worm, a dweeb, with excellent marks but little else going for him in his high-school years… and a huge, silent and hopeless crush on Iruka. Which, of course, turns to be not so hopeless after all.

[hana-akari]

Starter for @kitxkatrp

It's been just about two years since Sakura started stripping. It wasn’t how she dreamed her life would go. She had always dreamed of graduating college. Becoming some big shot doctor. But that’s just not how it turned out. Her debts piled up so much that she had to drop out of school. She was barely keeping up with payments, and keeping her tiny apartment with odd jobs. But then a friend got her into this. 

Through stripping she was able to pay off her loans, and keep a roof over her head. Plus she was able to eat more than just junk food. Sakura wasn’t rich by any means but she was getting by. After getting past the awkwardness of getting naked in front of complete strangers, the job could be pretty fun. There were creeps, yes, but Sakura was good at defending herself.

With her waist length pink hair, vibrant green eyes, and well toned body; Sakura quickly became very popular. Popular enough that she had her own, personal VIP room that she could take guests to if they paid up.

That’s when he came into her life.

Right at the peak of her popularity. 

Kakashi Hatake, retired police chief. It surprised her that a police officer at all would be willing to be spotted in a place like this. Retired or not. It surprised her even more that he was so willing to fork over so much money just to have her alone. 

Sakura really didn’t anticipate the way things turned out. He started as just another client. Not allowed to touch her. He got a show, and a lap dance, and that's it. But then they started chatting and getting to know each other. The no touch rule turned into small touches, to him being allowed to fully explore her body. Something she never let any other client do. Things got pretty heated rather fast. He would touch her all over. They would share heated kisses. Grind on each other until they were both painfully turned on. It got to the point they were both getting tired of being left wanting. And so things finally turned into sex. Sakura allowed Kakashi to pin her to the couch in her VIP room and they had sex right then and there. And it felt incredible. Sakura had a hard time keeping her voice down the whole time. The orgasm was so worth the wait, though she really shouldn’t have let him cum inside her. It was a safe day, it didn’t matter. And yet every time they had sex he came inside her. They both got way too into it to think about condoms. And Sakura was having so much fun, the danger of it never crossed her mind.

She could feel herself becoming smitten with the man. Even though she really shouldn’t. He was a client but it felt as if they both saw each other as something more than that. At least, Sakura was hoping he saw her as more than a sex object.

Here she was again, naked and grinding on his lap, after a playful show just for him. Sakura tugged down his mask to plant a kiss on his lips with a grin,

“When are you finally going to get around to askin’ me out, huh? Or at least take me home so I can cuddle you after sex.” She gave him a playful puppy dog pout. It’s been long enough, they’ve even exchanged numbers and yet he still hasn’t asked her out. So now she’s making the first move.

[dilly-oh]

#RelationshipGoals

“Kakashi,” Iruka said, barging into the living room and nearly tripping over one of the dogs, “you can’t just post a picture of my ass and tag it ‘relationship goals’. It doesn’t make sense.”

“It makes perfect sense,” Kakashi replied distractedly, sitting on the couch with his feet up, two of the other dogs sprawled in his lap, watching some shitty reality show on the television and scrolling on his phone. He should be doing the dishes. Didn’t Iruka tell him to do the dishes? “My Instagram feed is blowing up. Look at all the comments I’m getting-”

“Yeah, they’re mostly fucking peach emojis.” Iruka snatched his phone away and glanced at the screen. Ugh, the amount’s nearly doubled since he discovered the post. It was ridiculous. Yeah, sure, his ass looked amazing in the shot, considering he’d been wearing a tight pair of yoga shorts during a workout, and Kakashi definitely knew the best angle, lighting, and filter to use from being an Instagram fitness trainer/model Kakashi with half a million followers or whatever, but STILL. That many people checking out his ass was intimidating, not to mention downright creepy. 

“Whatever.” Iruka tossed the phone back and crossed his arms. “Lay off the ass pics or you will lose said ass privileges. Understood?”

“…Wait…ass privileges?” Kakashi looked at him, aghast. “You meant, no touching? No squeeze? Not even a pinch?” Iruka just stared at him without blinking to assert dominance. “…Understood.” 

---

“Why my thighs?” Iruka asked during lunch.

“Have you seen them?” Kakashi retorted.

“Every time I look down.”

“I rest my case.” 

“…What.”

“You have the legs of a God, Iruka. Let them be worshipped by the masses.” 

“Bitch, I will wear sweatpants for a month.” 

Kakashi pouted like a baby as he deleted the post. Iruka threw a french fry at him. 

“And enough with the #relationship goals crap!” 

---

“Why would you post a pic of my nipples,” Iruka asked in a flat voice, hovering over Kakashi as he reclined in the bathtub. “Why.”

“…Why not?” Kakashi raised an eyebrow, like that was going to keep Iruka from popping him in the eye. Or drowning him in the tub. 

“Because they’re my nipples.” Iruka glared him down. “They belong to me. I allow you to touch them. They’re a gift. A gift that can be…taken away.” 

“…I’ll take the post down,” Kakashi said quietly, sinking deeper into the bubbles.

“Good.” Iruka nodded and walked out of the bathroom, throwing over his shoulder, “And stop tagging it ‘relationship goals’! It still doesn’t make any sense!”

“Yes, it does!”

Iruka ran back in just to turn the cold faucet on and hear Kakashi squeal.

---

“This needs to stop,” Iruka said, cornering Kakashi in the laundry room. 

“…Is this about the bulge?” Kakashi asked, frozen in the act of dumping the last of his clothes into the washing machine. “…Was it too much? Are you mad?”

Iruka wordlessly held up a bottle of bleach.

“Okay, you’re mad. That’s understandable,” Kakashi said in the tone of voice of a police officer negotiating with an armed terrorist. “Let’s not make any rash decisions-”

He hovered it over the washer.

“Wait, hold on, we can talk about this-”

Iruka unscrewed the lid.

“…All my best shirts are in there,” Kakashi whimpered pitifully. 

He slowly tipped it until a single drop fell in.

“Okay, okay! I’ll take it down!”

Iruka drew the bottle back as Kakashi surged forward, slamming the lid of the washing machine shut and giving Iruka a scathing glare. 

“You’re a monster,” he hissed. 

“Delete the bulge pic,” Iruka said flatly, “or you won’t even have a relationship to tag.”

Kakashi hit him in the face with a sock. 

---

“Alright, asshole,” Iruka snarled as he kicked the bedroom door open, startling Kakashi into dropping the magazine he’d been reading in bed. “Posting a pic of my ass? Funny. Posting a pic of my nips? Not so funny. Posting a pic of my O-face? Completely out of line.” He held up his phone, which displayed a picture of his own face, eyes rolled back and mouth open in ecstasy. “How the fuck did you even take this without me noticing-”

“You were eating an Oreo,” Kakashi stated. 

Iruka stared at him blankly for a full ten seconds.

“…Is that why you get so horny when I eat them?” he asked in a small voice.

“Babe, everything you do makes me horny,” Kakashi replied. “…Like right now you’re all mad and sexy-”

“KAKASHI.”

“I’m just saying!” Kakashi scooted to the side of the bed and reached out plaintively. Iruka slapped his hands away. “Ow- you’re beautiful, Iruka. You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life- seriously, quit it. You’re everything I want in a relationship and more, hence the tag- it DOES make sense, let me finish. Is it wrong for me to be proud of that? Of you? For me to…show you off?” 

“Listen,” Iruka said slowly, “I’m just not comfortable with my body being on display to however-the-fuck-many followers you have-“

“Six hundred fifty thousand,” Kakashi cut in. Iruka shut him up with an icy glare.

“…without my consent,” he finished. “How’d you like me to snap a pic of you wearing your retainer and post that online for everyone to see?”

“…They can never know,” Kakashi whispered fiercely, his eyes flicking to the drawer of his bedside table. 

“I’m not saying you can’t take pictures of me,” Iruka went on. “Just…ask first.” 

“Alright,” Kakashi agreed grudgingly. “It’s just…hard. I want the world to see you. How wonderful you are. How happy you make me. I want to share it all.” 

“Then why don’t we just take a picture together? You know, like normal couples do?” Iruka said, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

Kakashi opened his mouth, paused, then closed it.

“…I actually never thought of that.” 

“…You never thought- oh my God you’re so lucky I love you.” Iruka flopped down on the bed beside him, groaning. Kakashi squirmed closer, already holding up his phone to find the perfect angle. The pose took some work, but after a minute or two, they settled on one with them squished together, legs entangled, Iruka’s head resting on Kakashi’s shoulder, the both of them looking up expectantly at the camera. Kakashi counted to three, then promptly turned and gave Iruka a wet raspberry right on the neck just as the camera clicked. 

The picture came out perfect.

“See, NOW it makes sense,” Iruka said as Kakashi tagged it the obligatory ‘relationship goals’. 

“Good to know this post have been ‘Iruka Approved’,” Kakashi replied, shoving his phone, already buzzing with notifications, beneath the pillow. He rolled over and winked. “So…am I still in trouble? Have my rights been…revoked?”

Iruka stared at him for a long moment, then grinned wolfishly. 

“Get me an Oreo and we’ll talk.” 

-End-

(Written for Kakairu Valentine’s Week 2023 Day 6 Prompt: #Relationship Goals, hosted by @kakairu-rocks)

[dark-elf-writes]

Fucking imagine Kakashi getting a call that Danzo is at the station for a surprise visit. He has to rush from his latest baby racing escapade to the jail cell and does that mall disguise thing where the person throws their wig in a trash can and steals a skirt and jacket from a conveniently placed clothing rack…but with an orange jumpsuit.

Shockingly, he makes it in time and just sits down behind the glass as the the buzzer goes off announcing danzo is coming in. Only Kakashi somehow forgot to hand baby naruto to an officer on his way in, and he’s still in the sling on his chest. He ends up tucking naru under the uniform on his stomach to try and hide him.

Danzo comes in, insults kakashi for a while, makes a comment on his “weight gain,” and leaves.

Bonus if naru giggles and kakashi has to pretend he heard nothing and act concerned for Danzo’s health in his old age or blurts something like “indigestion from the terrible food” which makes Danzo light up bc now he knows his self proclaimed enemy is suffering more than expected.

After Danzo leaves, the whole police force bursts into laughs so loud Kakashi can hear it through the “soundproof” room. Because they rly just watched this disaster man tuck a baby under his shirt and deadpan “I’m pregnant” when Danzo insults his supposed weight gain.

Screaming.

Danzo who doesn’t know how jail vs prison works and all of them being bored/trolls enough to keep fucking with him so they keep the charade going for waaay too long. It has the benefit of keeping Danzo off of all of their backs for a while and the police department has an up close and personal view of disaster Kakashi in his full glory.

But this also made me think:

Kakashi who after a while gets so tired of answering questions about Naruto’s birth parents that after a while he starts coming up with more and more ridiculous stories of how he got a baby including but not limited to “alien abduction turned weird” “trusted with raising the antichrist in the universe’s most intense nature vs nurture experiment” “clone can’t you tell we look exactly the same” and of course “It was so hard being a teen mom I lost so any friends but it was all worth it after I gave birth to my baby boy”

[kazuki86]

RUN

Tenzo was born in Konoha village. But when he was 10 years old, his family decided to move to Kirigakure. This is because his father and mother decided to open a plant cultivation and garden creation business, and they believed that the business prospects would be better if done in Kirigakure.

Now Tenzo is 20 years old, he asks his mother's permission to go home for a while to Konoha. He wants to refresh for a while because he is tired of continuing to argue with his father. His father wants Tenzo to continue the family business. But tenzo isn't interested. All he wants is to become a karate athlete. This day his father has an event out of town, so Tenzo decides to ask his mother for permission to return to Konoha for a moment. His mother allowes it, but only for one day so that when his father come home Tenzo will already be at home, so his father will not have to fuss looking for Tenzo. Tenzo agrees, it is not a problem, as long as he can refresh for a moment in the village of his birth.

Today by the morning train Tenzo arrived in Konoha. When he set foot at the station, Tenzo breathed in the fresh Konoha air which immediately brought him memories of his childhood. First goal, Tenzo decided to look back at his house first. Tenzo decided to just walk while looking at which parts had changed, and which were still the same as before. When turning onto a road not far from his old house, Tenzo was hit by a man and fell. He was wearing a coat and had a scarf around his neck, but Tenzo couldn't see his face because the man's hat covered part of his face. The man immediately ran without apologizing to Tenzo. Tenzo stood up while cursing the man in his heart. A second later, a middle-aged woman shouted, "Thieve......heeeelp...that man took my bag..." the woman shouted, pointing at the man who had hit Tenzo. Tenzo suddenly turned around and ran after the thief. Hearing the middle-aged woman's screams, the thief accelerated his run. So do Tenzo.

Not far from there, there is a pedestrian bridge. On the bridge, Kakashi was recording with his camera. He wanted to look for a good spot and also pay attention to people passing by for the purposes of making his short film. Suddenly Kakashi's attention was attracted to the scene of chasing two men. With his camera, Kakashi followed their run. The man being chased was wearing a coat, scarf and hat exactly like the one kakashi was wearing. Kakashi himself wondered why the man's clothes resembled his. Meanwhile, the man who was chasing had dark brown hair, wear a green sweater and jeans. The man who was being chased decided to climb the bridge stairs and ran towards Kakashi then went down again. A few seconds later the man who was chasing reached the top of the bridge and ran towards Kakashi. Suddenly the man stopped right in front of Kakashi and said "Here you are!" Kakashi was shocked and confused, then he lowered his camera. "Why are you holding the camera?" asked the dark brown haired man. Kakashi became increasingly confused. The man in front of him said "Never mind... the important thing is now you can't run anymore!" Before Kakashi had time to digest the situation, the man had already thrown a punch at his face. Kakashi immediately fell, as did the camera in his hand.

One hour later...Tenzo sat on a chair in the police station waiting room. Not far from him, Kakashi also sat down while compressing his left cheek which was bruised from Tenzo's blow. Tenzo looked down, not daring to look at Kakashi. He felt very guilty because he thought that Kakashi was the thief and had hit him. Not long after, the woman appeared with a police officer.

"So...it seems like there's a bit of a misunderstanding here. We've got the information. And we will start looking for the thief. We will immediately notify you, ma'am, as soon as we catch the thief," said the police officer to the woman who owned the bag. He looked at Tenzo and Kakashi then bowed. The woman, Tenzo and Kakashi left the police station. "Thank you very much for trying to help me" said the mother to Tenzo "and... I hope you get well soon" said the mother to Kakashi... see you..." the woman bowed then turned away leaving Tenzo and Kakashi who still applying the compress to his cheek.

Tenzo reluctantly faced Kakashi and he immediately bowed deeply.. "I am truly sorry and very sorry for my actions earlier...please forgive me..." Kakashi smiled while holding back the pain on his cheek "Never mind... it's okay... I've forgiven you... it was just a misunderstanding, right..."

"But....I still feel guilty...."

"It's okay..."

"Um... are you in a hurry?" Tenzo asked

"Not really..."

"How about I treat you to hot chocolate? I know a place that sells the best hot chocolate here..." Tenzo cupped his hands with a pleading look...

"Okay..." Kakashi smiles.

Not long after, Tenzo and Kakashi were sitting on a bench in the Konoha park, holding a glass of hot chocolate.

"I thought we were going to drink this chocolate at the shop..." said Kakashi

"Drinking there is also delicious, but trust me, this is the best place in Konoha to sit and enjoy a warm drink while chatting with other people..." said Tenzo while smiling at Kakashi. For a moment, Kakashi felt something in his heart when he saw Tenzo's smile. Kakashi immediately turned his gaze to the warm chocolate in his hand and drank it. The delicious taste of chocolate, the warmth, the fresh air around, and the faint sounds in the garden combined into one. Kakashi felt very comfortable and peaceful.

"How is it?" Tenzo asked

"You're right, it feels really good...and peaceful..."

Tenzo smiled in relief. "My name is Tenzo," he said, giving him his right hand.

"Kakashi" Kakashi answered while shaking Tenzo's hand. "Are you from here, tenzo?"

"Yeah...I was born here, but 10 years ago we moved to Kirigakure..."

"Then...why are you here now?"

Tenzo sighed... "Because...I wanted to relax for a moment..." Tenzo realized that he had only just met Kakashi, but for some reason he felt comfortable telling Kakashi. "Lately I've been arguing a lot with my father. He really wants me to continue the family business, taking care of the plants, selling them, making gardens for other people. It's not that I don't like it, but I have my own dream..."

"That is?"

"I want to be a karate athlete. I found myself when I practiced karate and competed...And I felt very happy when I could get a medal and win the championship..."

"But?"

"But...father said that being a karate athlete doesn't have a bright future, you can't make money...For me the happiness of being able to be yourself is more valuable than getting money..." Tenzo's gaze wandered forward. Meanwhile Kakashi's gaze turned to Tenzo. There was silence for a moment, then Tenzo realized.

"Sorry...I talked too much, didn't I?" tenzo scratched his head.

"No...it's oke..."

"What about you kakashi, are you from here?"

"Me? No...I'm from Kunagakure..."

"Oh...then what brings you here?"

"I...am making a movie..."

"Woowww cool"

"Ah... not really..." Kakashi felt nervous because he was praised by Tenzo.

"Is that your dream...to make a film?"

"Yes... that is my dream. I want to become a film director. But... it's not easy either... I have applied to several film companies, but no one has accepted me. I have also offered several film scripts, but no one accepted it, they said my script wasn't interesting enough. That's how..." Kakashi exhaled, his gaze wandering. Tenzo watched him from the side, he felt touched.

"Then...what film are you making now?" Tenzo asked enthusiastically.

"Oh... this is a film that I plan to enter in a short film competition. The winner can get a cash prize and will be accepted for an internship at a famous film company. Actually, I'm not too confident, but I think there's no harm in trying..."

"What's the story about?" Tenzo was curious.

"Um... about someone who keeps running after his dreams. The scenes in this film are dominated by the main character's running scenes. He keeps running and never stops, even though he has to fall several times, he will get up and run again..."

"Wow...what a great story...Have you found anyone to be the actor?"

"Not yet. Um... actually I was looking for a spot for a scene in my film, and I didn't expect to see you running after the thief hahaha..."

Tenzo was silent for a moment then said confidently "Kakashi, I will help you."

"Huh???" Kakashi doesn't understand yet.

"Let me be the actor in your film. All I need to do is run, right?"

"Uh...yes...but..."

"Don't worry, I'll run with all of my heart! You haven't forgotten that I'm a karate athlete, right? I'm used to running every day to train my physique." Tenzo smiled and blinked one eye.

"Okay." Kakashi smiled back. So they started making the film. Kakashi gave Tenzo directions about what he should do and Tenzo did it wholeheartedly. It didn't feel like time had passed and dusk decorated the evening sky. Tenzo and Kakashi sat on the pedestrian bridge near the konoha park, resting while drinking fruit juice and enjoying the setting sun.

"Thank you very much, Tenzo..." Kakashi didn't expect that Tenzo was really strong enough to run and he felt he had gotten the scenes he needed for the film.

"No problem, I'm happy to be able to help. Besides, actually I still feel bad because I hit you earlier hehehe..." said tenzo.

Kakashi smiled. A moment of silence. They felt a comfortable feeling in their hearts.

"Um...can I see your camera?"

"Oh yes of course." Kakashi gave his camera to Tenzo.

"I've never held a camera like this. How do I use it?" Kakashi then taught Tenzo how to use it and Tenzo tried to record people in the park. This was his first experience using a camera, Tenzo felt excited. Suddenly the camera stops on a scene. "That man!!!" Tenzo shouted

"Hah?"

"That's the thief!!!"

Kakashi looked from the camera that Tenzo was pointing at the park. That's right... that's the thief who stole the woman's bag this morning and now he's on the move again, taking a wallet from another woman's bag. "We have to catch him!" Tenzo said.

"What? Now?" asked kakashi.

Tenzo returned the camera to Kakashi and immediately ran towards the thief in the park. Kakashi immediately put his camera into his backpack then ran after Tenzo. While in the park, apparently the thief still remembered Tenzo so he ran. Then there was another chase like this morning. When the thief was trapped in a dead end alley he tried to fight Tenzo with a penknife. Kakashi was surprised. But Tenzo calmly and confidently threw his kick until it hit the thief's face, he and the knife both fell. Kakashi couldn't believe what he was seeing, while Tenzo smiled while giving a thumbs up.

A few moments later they were back at the police station. The thief could no longer avoid it because there was video evidence from Kakashi's camera. The police thank Tenzo and Kakashi. The two of them then left the police station and walked towards the park.

"It's a relief that the thief was finally caught..." Tenzo walked while stretching his arms.

"Yeah... today there were a lot of unexpected events..." answered Kakashi who was walking next to Tenzo while putting both hands in his coat pockets.

Tenzo suddenly remembered something, tonight he had to go back home, so he had to go to the station immediately.

"Kakashi...I have to go back to Kirigakure, so I have to get to the station quickly so I don't miss the train..."

"Oh okay..."

Tenzo bowed his body towards Kakashi "Once again I apologize for hitting you earlier..."

"Never mind... it's okay..." said Kakashi with a smile. "Today there were a lot of unexpected events. Thank you for helping me make my film, Tenzo. I...will not give up, I will continue to work...making films, until one day my film is recognized by other people. Thank you very much for today, tenzo. I feel like today is a day I will never forget."

"I won't forget today either. I've decided, I will also continue to run after my dreams, even if I fall, I will get up and run again to achieve it. Thank you, Kakashi." The night breeze blew gently, it felt like time stopped spinning for a moment for the two of them.

"Oh...I have to get to the station. Otherwise I might miss the train. See you later, Kakashi." Tenzo bowed once again then turned and ran towards the station.

"Wait... will you come here again, tenzo?" Kakashi shouted

Tenzo stopped running and turned to face Kakashi. "A month from now, I will come here to take part in the international karate championship. Byeeee kakashi!"

Kakashi smiled, as he continued to watch Tenzo run towards the station.

A month later.

The international karate championship has just finished. Tenzo gets a gold medal. He couldn't wait to show his father and mother. Oh yes, regarding his father, Tenzo told his father that he would continue to fight to realize his dream of becoming a great karate athlete. Whatever happens, he will not stop running to achieve his dreams. His father gave up and let Tenzo follow his choice. And Tenzo was determined to prove it through this championship with a gold medal and he succeeded in getting it.

But... before returning to Kirigakure, a feeling of longing emerged in his heart, which without realizing it made him walk towards the park. Tenzo was surprised, because there was a large white screen in the park. People in the park were also curious about the screen. A moment later something appeared on the screen, like a movie scene. Looks like someone is running. He kept running. Even though he fell, he got up and ran again. Tenzo realized that the person in the film was him!

Suddenly a soft voice right behind him said, a voice of someone he missed a lot.

"The judges praised the actor's acting in the film."

"Kakashi???"

"Nice to meet you again Tenzo. The film won first place and next week is the prize presentation. Do you want to accompany me to the event....and keep running....with me, Tenzo?"

Tenzo smiled sincerely "I do".

@tendaysoftenzo @sloaners @keepyourpantsongohan @kakayamalover @rainbowfey

[konowhoregakure]

Konoha police department AU

Ok listen I just like the idea of them being in a tiny town where everyone knows each other, and somehow the police station is the hub, the one place where everyone seems to meet.

First of all, whoever is Hokage has to be the chief of police/Sheriff. I can see the third Hokage being the kind of Chief that saw everyone grow up and takes it easy on the kids, because he's just nice like that. The kind that knows your name and that alone makes you flinch because you didn't know he kept a close eye on everyone.

Kakashi would be the typical detective that is always smoking, a certified sleazy looking man that is actually just very tired thank you very much. Doesn't sleep ever because he needs to close these cases. (I love the idea of Guy being a detective as well, trying to help Kakashi manage his relationship with his work. Because detectives may not always work in duos but I love when they do).

Lol Jiraiya being that one guy that is somehow always spending the night in a jail cell. Nobody knows what he did this time, perhaps nothing, why is he here again?? (Tsunade won't pick him up because she is also sick of his shit)

Kotetsu and Izumo would be the cop duo, you know the one, they're always having donuts and doing nothing in their cars. They stop every so often at the station though, just to refill their coffee and make fun of Jiraiya because how did he get in there again? honestly.

There's also officers, of course. Aaaaah the whole jounin gang being officers and bullying each other through the walkie talkies. It's mostly Anko. Someone please take away Anko's walkie talkie.

You gotta have the tired office clerk who's tired of everyone's bullshit and doesn't get paid enough honestly. I feel like that would be Iruka, someone dependable but that also is kind and always manages to fix everything somehow. They just don't know how being the station's office clerk also includes helping everyone with their problems.

Naruto wants to be the Sheriff one day, and he's always hanging around because he likes to "learn" from all of the officers. In reality he's just annoying Iruka while hanging out with his friends.

(Obito is a PI that desperately wants to be a detective, but he is just not allowed in) (he keeps messing up all of Kakahi's cases)

[mysweetgirl2-love]

Snapshotted Sheets - Jim Hopper x Reader 

Going a little out of order for the prompts again, I had a Stranger Things "Halloween" challenge I had to write for and had Hopper put as a prompt that was a little down the line.

So, cutting out the middle man, I just ended up writing him now LMAO

It's short and sweet and I literally adore Hopper, arguably my top comfort character besides Kakashi, sooo... I hope I do him justice in this lil one shot haha!

Also, a heads up, this is set right before the events of season 2! Enjoy :))

Prompt #8: Polaroid

Word Count: 3k

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“Guys!” The gruff voice called out among the trees surrounding his quaint cabin tucked within the woods, calling for the rest of his found family that he knew were running laps around the home in a great chase. “Hurry it up! We’re losing daylight!” 

Eleven giggled gleefully in front of you, her awkward steps pounding through the leaves and clearly displaying the lack of balance she had in her mobility. You in close pursuit was surely no help to that fact—but you’d be lying if you didn’t think it made the chase that more entertaining. “El, c’mon! It’ll be quick!”

“You said ‘carve pumpkins’ first!” The kid retorted in a whinier tone, throwing a pointed look over her shoulder in trying to tempt you further. You didn’t fall for it, the burning sensation in your calves and chest telling you that it was too much movement. You were, in fact, getting too old for this. 

“Eleven, we can carve the pumpkins immediately after!” You respond as your distance from the girl only grew with her still running.  A soft groan left your chest while you hoisted yourself to stand straight again, shaking your head as the curly-haired teen leaped around the corner in further escape. “What am I going to do with you…”

“You? Ever thought about how I feel?” You turn back like El had to you, but finding the approaching police chief coming your way instead. “I’ve had to put up with this for a whole ‘nother year than you have.”

“Who’s fault was that?” You countered, your hands lifting from where they had been on your hips to than poignantly cross over your chest. A challenging brow raised in his direction to really send the message you were trying to relay.

In response, the man before you scoffed before his large hand reached up and pressed to smooth down the front of his hair, “Don’t do that to me…”

“Ah, ah, ah~” You tutted up at him, “You made that decision for yourself, Hop. I don’t think you can really complain about taking care of her alone when we were all right here.”

Hopper painfully smiled down at you, his shoulders heaving in a defeated sigh before his head fell back so he now looked up towards the top of the trees. You knew you were being harsh on him, and you knew the stakes were once a lot higher than they now stood. You didn’t stop yourself from taking a step in his direction, reaching gently for the limp hand at his side and delicately taking his wrist—pulling yourself towards his front and bringing his attention away from the sky.

“You have more to say?” He asked in mocking your previous attitude, you rolling your eyes before pulling his wrist over your shoulder in bringing you towards his chest.

“Do you want my hug, or not?” You scoffed with a silly grin, the expression arguably mirrored on the larger man above you.

He didn’t respond, tucking you in and placing your head on his chest. Your ear pressed snuggly against the left half of his upper body, the gentle heartbeat resounding against you in return. Heeding his message that you could only assume he was trying to send your way with pulling you in like this, you carefully brought your arms up and curled them around his waist. Actually following through in hugging the man in front of you.

“Mmm, yeah…” The police chief grunted above you, his face further turning in while his nose pressed up against your scalp, “this is just what I needed.”

Hopper had always been the hard exterior-ed person you knew him to be upon first meeting the officer. He was stubborn, maybe even rude, in order to keep the people he deemed innocent away from whatever-the-hell he was. Cursed? A burden? He wasn’t sure, and from that made it his goal to never let anyone get to know him past the basics. Jim Hopper, Hawkins Chief of Police, and maybe one of the two following questions. ‘Do you know how fast you were driving?’, or ‘Just wondering… what’re you doing later tonight?’

The consistency of his crudeness was his shield, something he could depend upon in the case someone became a little too friendly and risked their everything just by associating themselves in his misfortune. Though, like the policeman himself, you too were just as stubborn as the old man. Weaseling your way into his life, you broke through his long-established barrier and had come this far. Far enough to where his arms were commonly found with you sheltered in their protection, snug and safe, comforted. He needed to comfort someone too, he realized after meeting you. Denying himself that joy did more hurt than save those around him, and after the fiasco that was the disappearance and follow-up reappearance of William Byers, he let himself be more open to the idea of giving him at least that much in his life.

Two people made it past his barrier that following year. You were the second, the first was the run-away science experiment everyone had come to know as Eleven. He had heard a report of a dirty, young child running around the woods and knew it was his job to get to her before anyone else could connect the dots. A few tupper-ware meals and saran-wrapped eggos later, he had successfully found El and promptly whisked her off into the secluded cabin you now also called home.

Being as nosy as you ever were, you noticed Hopper was acting strange around springtime of this last year. Always denying dinners you wanted to invite him too, being antsy about leaving his police radio on whenever he parked outside your job so you two could share sandwiches in the quiet of his Blazer during your lunch breaks, even toned down the drinking—opting for water during the day instead of a beer. But, that was something you never outwardly pointed out to him, knowing that and the lack of pill containers was a terrific sign that you didn’t need to make him feel awkward over.

As good as the changes were, they also were sudden… maybe even a little drastic for a man like himself. Summer came soon after, and the excuse of late shifts couldn’t apply any longer when you now noticed his cruiser leaving the station by 6 p.m. at the latest. One day, during lunch, you finally broke—confronting the chief on his avoidant behavior and why he never had seemingly any time for anyone else. 

The outburst that occurred evidently surprised him, or at least the resentment you clearly had been building up over the past few months. You pointed out his sketchy efforts to avoid making plans, and the unusual lack of night outs in general. You didn’t give him a second to respond as you went on to make guesses on why he would be so weird since everything started turning back to normal (for the most part). Asked if he felt guilt, to which he should know he could talk to you about if he needed someone; maybe he had met someone who was so proud of his efforts and he was scared of introducing you both, to which you also made clear you would love to meet the woman if there was one. Even when as far as accusing him of joining a cult, that particular guess received a hearty chuckle out of the man before he made any effort in calming your frenzied allegations.

Hopper reassured that, as fun as listening to your guessing game about his life was, you hadn’t even come close to the reason why he was so absent. It wasn’t really anything new, you happened to meet him right before Will was ripped into the Upside Down which also happened to be a time where he was more open to involving himself in a life outside of his home. There was no reason to actually have suffered in his crushing loneliness then, he actually had a significant reason to stay home when he did.

Of course he hesitated then to reveal his ‘why’, knowing the danger you already had experienced because of him. He blamed himself for putting you so directly in harms way that fateful week, when everything fell so out of control. He couldn’t anticipate if the worst of it had even ended yet, Eleven’s continued existence making that fear of his a little too real. Then again, you had experienced maybe the worst of what had happened, signed all the same NDA’s the lab’s remaining government officials made you all fill out, even attended some of Will’s check-ups as the ‘cousin’ who had been witness to the horror of last fall. Would there be any more harm in letting you in on his secret than if he let you distance yourself from him because of it. Out of any outcome, the one he’d least want to come true was losing you… thus, he relented.

What he told you quite literally shocked you beyond any news you could’ve expected to hear from him. You must’ve sat speechless in his passenger seat for a few consecutive minutes, much to Hopper’s peaking anxiety. He didn’t recognize that was you processing the information, so he kept tripping over himself to keep explaining himself. Why he took her in, why he didn’t tell anyone, why he was admittedly terrified that you’d learn without him having to tell you and the risks he couldn’t stop putting you in.

You eventually just had to clamp a palm over his mouth, press into his facial hair to keep him from circling the drain anymore than necessary. Another sigh and your shoulders fell with ease at the break of quiet you could find, sorting out the last of your thoughts before the inevitable. Everything wrapped up pretty nicely from there, all things considered. Hopper took you back to his place, much to Eleven’s very excited surprise. She wrapped you in the tightest of hugs with the brightest of smiles decorating her expression, finally seeing another person after months of just… this. The house, and Hopper. 

It was about a week or so out from Halloween, the memory of seeing Eleven those few months ago making you smile into the starchy material of Hopper’s flannel that grounded you all more in the realization of how far you three had now come. The cabin in the woods was a great comfort in your every day, to know you had this duo to return to after the easiest, or longest, of days. The love you three could share in, the love you had more than expressed for Eleven… just recently, were you opening up to the idea of disclosing feelings to Hopper. 

Not that you didn’t love him before… there was just a stark difference between a familial love, and a romantic one.

“What’re you thinking about, sweetheart?” Hopper’s voice now rumbled against your ear and over his heartbeat, rough fingers reaching up and tucking a piece of your hair behind your ear.

You flushed at him pointing out the look of concentration you hadn’t realized had been on your face, and you turned further into the man, “Wouldn’t you like to know…”

“Yeah. I wouldn’t have asked otherwise?” He chuckled easily, his mouth pressing against your scalp in a soft kiss. “I always like to know what you’re thinking.”

You laugh lightly at that, knowing that to be a constant truth—the question itself also a continuing enquiry. “Just… remembering how this all started this summer, is all. It’s a happy memory to look back on.”

“Sure is…” He sighed whimsically, and his tone let you know he knew exactly how you felt in that moment. 

“Wha—EW, guys!” You both jumped, then, at the pitch of Eleven’s grimace, you turning out from the police chief and seeing Eleven barreling in your direction. “That’s P.D.A.!”

“Did you teach her that?” Hopper was quick to ask, to which you nervously hummed.

“Maybe?”

Eleven came to a skidded halt beside you both, breathing heavily as she tried catching her breath. “The light!”

“I know, Kid, that’s what I’ve been saying this whole time!” Hopper claimed, pulling away from you and heading over towards the steps of his porch, a polaroid camera easily sat on their edge. “Now, hurry! Get your costume and I’ll snap some pics of you two!” 

Eleven rushed over next to Hop and ran up a few steps to the porch, heading in the direction of a sheet she had previously hung over the railing when you first all had come outside. Ripping it up from its position, she ran back to your side and thrust the cloth above her head.

“Help me!” 

“Okay, okay… breathe, El!” You remark, a slight correction to her urgency that did nothing but make her scowl. You threw the sheet over her head and let it collapse over her face, chuckling lightly at the interruption to her glare as she pulled the sheet a little further down; two holes cut into sheet that let her see.

“Alright, get in position,” You look up and see Hopper looking clumsily through the camera in his large hands, the object maybe too small for proper usage on his end.

Eleven bounded up and threw her arms in the air, roaring in your direction to which you widened your eyes and snapped into action—playing along with her eagerness and ‘screaming’ at the sight of the spirit before you. You could hear Hopper laughing behind the lens which made your act harder to keep together, but you managed and let Eleven direct you in shots. Wanting to please her with the first evening she was allowed outside, given a freedom to be a kid for once.

The photo shoot lasted for a half hour, or so, before Eleven finally leaned her weight on your hip and let out a weary sigh. “Tired…”

“Well, one would be after all the running around you did this afternoon.” You giggled, reaching down to pinch where you assumed her cheek would be behind the sheet, successfully giving her face a light squeeze before knocking her off with your hip, “C’mon, let’s get dinner going.”

“I’ll second that,” Hopper huffed, letting the camera drop from his face as he watched his approaching girls—a warm smile immediately lightening his expression. “T.V. dinners?”

“What?! No, I bought steak!” You retorted, gawking a little at his suggestion while he too raised his brow in surprise. Your dinner sounding miles better than his suggestion.

“In that case…” He placed his hand between you and Eleven once you both were close enough, lightly directing the kid towards the steps while simultaneously grabbing the fabric from her head. “You hurry up and get cleaned up, I’ll help with dinner. Hurry, okay?”

Eleven frowned in Hopper’s direction, not liking his commanding tone nor that he stole her costume—but regardless sighed through her irritation before heading inside. You laughed softly at her reaction, angling a brow then in Hopper’s direction.

“What was that for?”

“Hang on,” He held the camera up and flipped it around in his hand, “I needed a few more shots.”

“What?” You giggled, the excitement licking at your fingertips and making you buzz as he repositioned to now stand beside you. Eyes never leaving the others, his warm smile turned to a grin, yours widening in response, when the flash went off overhead you both.

“Hey!” You turned up to the polaroid and watched it steadily print whatever shot it just caught. “I don’t think it’s legal to take more pictures without—“

Suddenly, your jaw was gripped in two fingers and your voice fell short. Not expecting that much, you couldn’t seem to find it in you to retort when suddenly your face was angled back and lips pressed into yours. Greedy, loving, excited lips then kissed you to which you didn’t hesitate in replicating their movements. Another flash overhead, Hopper parted from your mouth, leaving you all the more speechless.

You blinked, processing, and your jaw fell slack, “Excuse you?!”

“Yeah—Yes!” He declared, reaching for the important photo printing from the camera and carefully pinching it with the one before in his fingers. “Excuse you is right. Who are you to tell me about the law?”

Your eyes widened at that, your jaw falling farther when you didn’t think it could. “That—I? Hello?”

Hopper laughed outwardly at your shock, bringing you in against him by your shoulder and pressing the bridge of his nose into your head, “You’re adorable~”

“God, you say that again, and you’re more than welcome to enjoy a T.V. dinner while El and I eat steak.” You grumbled, him still happily chuckling.

“As long as you’re at my table, every meal will be five stars.”

“That’s, maybe, the cheesiest thing you could ever say to me.”

Hopper let go of you and started for the steps of his porch again, shrugging softly as he left, “Well, it’s true.”

“Weirdo,” You snorted while following him, the large man pausing at his screen door before looking over his shoulder. He sent you a sly smile, shaking his head whilst your mouth turned up in a smirk. “What now…?”

“Nothing, just…” He carefully pulled his hand up and took yours one more, “Happy-almost-Halloween, sweetheart.”

Hopper’s eyes met yours that watched him in awe, the edges of his cheeks wrinkling into a sweet smile. You returned the gesture, grinning in admiration at your close friend, roommate, and now love, finding all of these conclusions to be the best you could ask for.

“Yeah, Jim… you too.”

Hopper’s face fell to a smile, giving your wrist one more squeeze before ultimately turning back to his door and heading inside. Making sure to pull you close in his steed. It was a beautiful night after that, and the pictures turned out perfect. You wanted to see the one’s of you and Hopper, but he said he misplaced them. You knew that wasn’t true, which only meant one thing. You’d just have to stop in at the station the next day and see them for yourself on his desk… Framed? Maybe. Only the following morning would tell.

[underratedmhapoll]

Round 3 (+ Round 2 Overview)

This round went kinda nuts in the last half ngl.

So as you can see, we're doing another triple poll as a result of a tie. Other than that, the rounds are proceeding as normal. I have a feeling people are about to start getting really mad at the results so have fun!

Round 3 will begin posting on Sunday, April 30th.

Some notes about the bracket so far

Sansa and Snipe had a 50/50 tie! This marks the second time a police force officer has tied with a pro hero in these brackets.

We now have at least one female character in every poll.

Hatsume is the final student remaining in the bracket.

And here are the current scores. Sansa has been placed over Snipe due to placing higher in the last round.

1st Nana 78.9% 2nd Fuyumi 76.9% 3rd Mandalay 75.8% 4th En 75.3% 5th Thriteen 65.3% 6th Hatsume 64.9% 7th Gran Torino 53.7% 8th Sansa 50% 9th Snipe 50% 10th Yanagi 46.3% 11th Recovery Girl 35.1% 12th Mt Lady 34.7% 13th Kenji 24.7% 14th Shindo 24.2% 15th Ibara 23.1% 16th Awase 21.1% 17th Nemoto 18th Inasa 19th Best Jeanist 20th Koda 21st Lala 22nd Mahoro 23rd Pop Step 24th Not Kakashi 25th Tensei 26th Number 6 27th Manual 28th Centipeder 29th Sakaki 30th Salaam 31st Setsuno 32nd Hojo

[myenemystolvrs]

March 2021

completed fics that i read this month.

~read the tags~ 

▶ more than 1 chapter

Sasunaru 

1. When the House Falls Down by sowell [M, 14K, 14ch]

“When the house falls down, all that's left is to rebuild.”

2. Looking for us by fangirlandiknowit [M, 28K, 4ch]

“Being in love with your best friend is never easy, but there might be light on the horizon for Naruto... If only Sasuke wasn't so oblivious!“

3. Healing the Broken by KizuKatana [E, 132K, 23ch]

“The war is over, and Sasuke is brought back to the village after his defeat by Naruto. But he is struggling to re-assimilate into the village. As his mental stability continues to erode, Tsunade and Kakashi ask Naruto to try a different treatment method.”

4. The Worst Shift by CapturedByNoodles, KizuKatana [E, 124K, 24ch]

“A decorated officer of the court with a police record as immaculate as his badge, Naruto Uzumaki was certain he could take on anything. Even if that meant wearing a skirt, procuring a street corner, and going undercover as a prostitute... with his old high school rival as his first client.”

5. Opposite Sides of the Tracks by KizuKatana [E, 77K, 10ch]

“Naruto and Sasuke come from opposite ends of the social strata. Sasuke is heir to the Uchiha business empire. Naruto is just trying to survive childhood. But they are more alike than they realize. When both their lives get ripped apart, the bonds of friendship they forged as children explode into something else entirely.”

6. Rebuilding by KinomiAkai [E, 25K, 7ch]

“Sasuke has spent every day since the war's end trying to rebuild. It's a good thing Naruto has been doing the same, isn't it?”

7. Something Good by KinomiAkai [E, 93K, 29ch]

“Some people are assholes. Some people are kind. It's when those are the same person that things get real confusing.”

8. Something To Remember Me By by heimai [E, 82K, 9ch]

“Every summer, Naruto visits the sleepy beach town of Oceanview. Easily the best part of the trip is the carnival, set up for three days at the end of August. As summers pass, Naruto finds himself coming back again and again to see the boy at the end of the boardwalk. First, he wants to win the game the boy runs, but it turns into wanting to win Sasuke's heart instead. For some reason, Naruto just can't get him out of his head.”

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▶ one shots

1. Can't live without you by fangirlandiknowit [M, 2K]

“Time skip ninja-verse, Naruto and Sasuke admitting/coming to terms with their feelings.“

2. Waiting for the Stars by KinomiAkai [T, 6K]

“Sasuke and Naruto lay under the stars. (There's a meteor shower tonight.)”

3. I Wanna Be Yours by shcrlockholmcs [E, 7K]

“It had been exactly one year, eight months, four days, and six hours since Sasuke had left. Not that Naruto was counting or anything.

Or

Naruto attempts to build a life while Sasuke is away, only for it to all come crashing down when he returns unexpectedly.”

4. safe in your arms. by ambiguousreality [T, 2K]

“Sasuke comes to terms with the cold, hard facts of life.

He actually likes cuddling with Naruto.”

5. there was a reason (i collided into you) by RecklessWriter  [T, 7K]

“Accidental kissing is an actual thing that happens. Sometimes repeatedly. Just ask Naruto and Sasuke.”

6. Flesh and Bone by dawnstruck [M, 14K]

“Like an ouroboros, a snake devouring its own tail, this, too, means eternity.

Alternative summary: "He says we are engaged to each other, you moron.”

7. Because I'm Here Now by SasuNarufan13  [M, 2K]

“Sasuke's body keeps moving on its own - even after all these years.”

8. Waiting for an Answer by KinomiAkai [T, 8K]

“After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same.

...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same.”

9. thirty-five by writedeku [G, 5K]

“You,” Sasuke starts, then falters. “You still have my bedsheets on the bed in the other room. They’re not dusty. Did you know I was comi—“

Ack. “God, no,” Naruto deflects from the redness in his cheeks with the harshness of his words but he knows Sasuke will see right through him. Curse the two of them. “I just. I keep it clean. For you. In case you came home.”

Sasuke is quiet, but he knows what he’s thinking.

Ten years. You did that for ten years?”

10. stay at home dad by chai_lattes [G, 1K]

"You've got a pretty bounty on your head, Uchiha Sasuke."

"It's Uzumaki now." Sasuke said, flipping his hair out of his face. "And I'm retired."

[myaekingheart]

1. Ichiraku! 2. The Uchiha Compound 3. The Academy! 4. Free Space 👀

1. Ichiraku Ramen 🍜

• Teuchi was constantly on-call during Kushina's pregnancy because she was known to wake Minato up in the middle of the night desperate for a bowl of tonkatsu ramen.

• Teuchi and Ayame live in a very small apartment right above the ramen shop.

• When Jiraiya would get writer's block, he would go to Ichiraku for a bowl of ramen to help get the creative juices flowing.

• Iruka spent so much time at Ichiraku both eith Naruto and to help fill the void while he was gone with Jiraiya, that he and Ayame grew rather close and eventually ended up in a relationship together. They go on to get married and have a son, Hiyamugi, named after a Japanese noodle dish.

2. The Uchiha Compound 🔥

• The Uchiha compound was built in Konoha's District 4, an omen for the clan's downfall.

• All the buildings in the compound are built to be especially fire resistant and durable thanks to the high concentration of fire jutsu among the Uchiha.

• The Uchiha compound was one of the less damaged portions of the village when Pain attacked.

• The compound remained exactly the same as it was when Itachi murdered everyone; no one bothered to clean the place up after the fact nor did they care enough. Sasuke consequently had nightmares for six weeks afterward.

• Seeing as most police officers in the village were Uchiha, following the massacre, they had to conduct a large recruitment project for new officers. Many of Konoha's citizens did not want to touch the police station after what had happened, feeling uncomfortable and like it was a bad omen. Ultimately, many tokubetsu jonin were heavily encouraged to join the police force.

3. The Academy 🏫

• The academy has four grades: freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior. Seniors are usually 11-12 years old, juniors 10-11, sophomores 9-10, and freshman 8-9.

• Young prospective ninja can take the entrance exam as young as 3 years old, though it is heavily discouraged except for in times of war and in extraordinary circumstances ie prodigies like Kakashi.

• Children can also enter preschool as young as age 3, though the most common age group is 7-8 years old. The preschool is in a building attached to the main academy and requires no entrance exam. It teaches students the basics like letters, numbers, shapes, reading, and basic math.

• Typical academics are taught in academy classes, as well, but usually through a ninja-colored lens. World and local history, chakra natures and elemental science, necessary botany and zoology, geometry to calculate the trajectory of attacks, etc. are all common aspects of the curriculum.

• Pre-war, most children who did not pursue the ninja path had to be wealthy enough to rely on private tutors for education. If they could not afford a private tutor, they often had to learn through real-world experiences helping with their parents businesses. Therefore their "curriculum" was much more real-world based such as financial math.

• Postwar, a public school for civilian children was founded and placed next to the ninja academy.

• Most teachers have a second job or take missions alongside their teaching for extra money. Teaching oftentimes does not pay the bills.

• The academy has two stories, four basic classrooms, a small library, a front office with a records room and clinic, teacher's lounge, and a small lunch room. Postwar, they add a cafeteria for children who cannot bring their lunches.

• The school courtyard has a training ground for physical education, one of the four main tenets of academy curriculum.

• The four main tenets of the academy curriculum are physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual. Physical curriculum revolves around the student's physical capabilities (agility, speed, stamina, mastery of ninjutsu and taijutsu, etc). Mental curriculum revolves around the student's intelligence (understanding of the material, battle tactics and formation, mastery of genjutsu, etc.) Emotional curriculum revolves around the student's emotional maturity and control (remaining calm and clear-minded in stressful situations, handling heavy topics such as death and injury, resisting psychological manipulation, etc). Lastly, spiritual curriculum revolves around a student's understanding of and relationship with their own chakra network and chakra nature (being attuned with the elements, meditation, etc.) All four of these tenets work in tandem to build the foundation of a successful and skilled shinobi.

4. Free Space: Unohana Antiques Shop 🏺

• The Unohana Antiques Shop was founded by twins Komori and Rojin Unohana. It is equal parts thrift store, pawn shop, and museum for the unwanted mysteries of old Konoha.

• The shop's establishment was inspired by Komori Unohana's penchant for collecting odds and ends, namely mismatched souvenirs from the many ninja missions of her youth.

• The antiques shop is one of many small businesses in the village, especially those founded by Konoha's oldest and finest. Other businesses in the same league are the Kawakubo Kimono Shop, Kaminoki Book Store, the dango shop, Fumeiyo Fortunes, and Kenshin Smithing.

[tsukuyomii45]

Have Rin and Obito ever fucked in public? If so what's the most public place they've had sex?

Of course.

Rin is the one who initiated the two of them f-cking in public. The thrill gets her so excited and horny and Obito, who is embarrassed at the starting, can't bring himself to deny her since it's actually so hot.

They've done it in the woods, missions, the training grounds, the alleyway in the Uchiha District (an Uchiha getting caught being indecent is BAD), the Hokage office (Hokage Obito AU...or maybe behind Minato's back), the Konoha Military Police Force (some empty office room), Konoha Hospital (in some empty cot), the park, her parents' house, somewhere near the Naka River, IN the Naka River under the waterfall, in Konoha Library, in Kakashi's house... you name it.

Everywhere mentioned is VERY public, but I'd say the most public place they've had sex in is the hot springs; which is pretty high risk but hey, they found a way to make it happen.

The only place they'd never f-ck in is a public bathroom. They are a very hygienic couple, and restrooms, while it is a common place, just does not set the mood for them.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Hii, for you (who I consider to be someone who writes really well), what does a character have/not have to have to be considered bad? like you see it and say uff how poorly done this is or he lacks such a thing

Mostly a character just has to not be properly explored. They have to have no motivation. No reason. No explanation.

So example: what makes Kakashi my favorite is his motivation is all the lose he has suffered. His reason for saying/doing a lot of what he does (even when it’s wrong) is that he doesn’t want to lose anyone else and he doesn’t want others to experience the pain he has experienced.

A character I don’t like doesn’t have those same motivations/explanations. So like, i don’t like Kiba personally because he feels flat to me. He has no struggles, no motivation. His goal is to be Hokage but we never find out why he wants to be Hokage, and even when he chooses to be a police officer we don’t find out his reason’s. He just does. It feels empty to me.

That’s what makes a ‘bad’ character to me. Just that the author doesn’t provide them with a reason for why they do things. They don’t explore them. Sometimes this will clearly happen in cases of background characters (like Kiba) but sometimes it happens with main characters and that’s when it starts to really be noticabke (like Sakura. I love her personally, but writing wise Kishi did fail to give her a believable reason and motivation for what she did. It was always about sasuke/the boys and while that’s certainly a motivation it’s one i’m personally sick of seeing)

[this-is-my-canon]

Here’s the start of a new kakaobi story I am potentially thinking about posting after being inspired by the movie Basic Instincts, but to be honest, I’m not sure if I want to post any new Naruto stories. Let me know what you think if you’re interested. You just might push me into doing it

Chairs overturned, blood splatter painting the walls, and a body gone cold, draped over a massive executive desk. Kakashi jotted all of this down as he circled the perimeter of the office listening to the coroner’s assessment of the murder scene. He tried not to look at the golden blonde hair of the victim, so common in California yet rare among college professors. Something about seeing a shade so vibrant on a dead man unsettled him. It was why the victim’s eyes were slid shut as soon as Kakashi had arrived. Their bright, permeating blue shade had been haunting, too lifelike for a corpse. Kakashi was sure that was a man who would be missed by more than his surviving newlywed wife.

While he moved through the space, Kakashi detected (beneath the tang of coppery blood) a subtle note of a vaguely familiar cologne or perfume lingering in the victim’s office. He made a note about that just before writing down Minato Namikaze’s official cause and time of death: a series of stab wounds, between 5:00 and 5:45pm.

“Hatake!”

Kakashi set his free hand in his pocket and turned to face the lovely Tsunade. A decade his senior, yet his captain didn’t look a day over thirty. Kakashi told her this frequently. It hadn’t landed him a promotion yet—but given his track record, maybe it was only through success with earning her favor that he had kept his place on the force at all.

“Captain?” Kakashi invited her to speak.

Tsunade needed no such invitation.

She stormed through the murder scene as if this was her office (it did look quite similar) and shook a bundle of papers in Kakashi’s face. “This is for you. I want you to read through it in its entirety before you take off.”

Kakashi quirked an eyebrow as he took it. “A file? For me?”

“Oh! You’re not going alone, not after last time.”

When Kakashi peered up from the alluring pages on a dashing brunette identified as Obito Uchiha, Tsunade had her glare set on him. He understood: what had happened last time fell heavily on her shoulders. Kakashi hadn’t made it out unscathed either. His penchant for the bottle did interfere with his police work from time to time (that instance wasn’t the first), but that was a character flaw that tended to be unavoidable for him when trying to overcome several instances of childhood trauma through a therapist he was too busy fucking to have time to offer her a proper head examination.

He was off the booze now, anyway.

He wouldn’t get behind the wheel again on duty with even a drop, not after what happened at Naruto bridge. Not at all.

Kakashi raised his eyebrows. “Tenzo?”

“Yamato will meet you there.”

Kakashi nodded.

“Kakashi,” Tsunade said softly, her brow creasing with worry. “You’ll see the shrink after, right?”

It didn’t sound like an order, but Kakashi knew if he refused, it would become one. Tsunade might’ve been genuinely concerned about his well-being, but she wasn’t so concerned that she’d put her position at risk over letting him slide one too many times. Besides, the shrink was a Friendly. Rin would never write an evaluation to besmirch him.

“I’ll see her,” Kakashi said with a shrug.

Tsunade gave a nod as she pointed a rigid finger at the files. “Him first. Yamato’s already on his way. This case is going to get out of hand if we don’t keep it wrapped up tight.”

“Oh?” Kakashi said, intrigued by Tsunade’s worrisome frown. He shot a glance toward the body. “Is he famous or something?”

“Your witness is,” Tsunade said, slanting her eyes down to the papers in Kakashi’s hands. “The last to see him alive, as far as we know.”

“Obito Uchiha?”

“He’s a novelist,” Tsunade said with a snort. “Honestly, Kakashi, you of all people should’ve known that.”