Phantom, seeing a first aid kit for the first time: "Can I play with it? Pleaseee? I want to play doctor."
Aether: "No, it's just for real emergencies to treat the injured."
Phantom, turning around to Rain, who is playing gameboy, punching him in the face and turning back to Aether: "How about now?"
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(pt. 47)
(Copia, Phantom, and Aether at Costco)
Phantom: *takes a free sample twice*
Copia: Wow! Robbery and fraud! You're such a bad boy!
Aether: *pretends to swoon*
Phantom: *on the brink of tears* Oh no!! I'm not a bad boy! I'm good I swear! Am I going to go to jail???
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- Phantom coming into the livingroom and instantly clinging onto Rain -
Rain, a bit suprised: "What's wrong, baby bat?"
Phantom: "My tummy hurts..." -looking offended over to Aether who is walking into the livingroom - "...and Aether was so mean to me..."
Aether: "That's not even true?!"
Phantom, looking up to Rain with big, teary puppy eyes: "It's true..."
Rain, little bit overwhelmed: "Okay, just tell me what happened, love."
Phantom, sniffing: "I came to Aether, looking for help 'cause my tummy really hurts but he only said terrible things to me."
Aether: "No. That's not what happened! I just asked you, if you ate something you shouldn't have eat."
Phantom, whining and hiding his face against Rains neck: "There! He's saying the terrible thing again!"
Aether: "C'mon! Everybody knows, that you trying to eat everything you find!"
Phantom, looking at Rain with the most angelic puppy eyes: "I would never eat something, I'm not supposed to..."
Rain, rubbing over Phantom's back: "Okay, why don't you tell us what you eat today? I'm not saying, that you maybe ate something you shouldn't have but maybe you ate something your stomach just don't like?"
Phantom, thinking hard: "Mhm... i ate fruit loops, thirteen pancakes, two eggs and nine toasts in the morning. Then I ate a pizza, the rest of Cirrus' burger, two bags of chips, two bowls of chili sin carne and one bowl of chili con carne, two chocolate bar, three tomatos from the garden, one pack of onion rings, four cans of surströmming, seven bowls of vanilla ice cream and the pink cornflakes from Nihil's office with the rats and skulls on the package. Oh, and a small plate of salad."
Rain:
Aether:
Phantom, looking horrorfied: "It was the salad, wasn't it?"
Rain, sighing: "Yeah, definitely the salad was the problem. Most likely not the rat poison from Nihil's office, the 13 pancakes, the four cans of surströmming or whatever else you ate."
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