#ppl like to act fake woke by being

[savnofilter]

Is dabi a bad person in canon? Yeah. His list of crimes is super long but nobody can ignore that Endeavor literally caused that!!! His motivation for hurting people is because Endeavor was a shitty dad so in a way, he's responsible for those things too. Obviously Dabi committed the actual crimes and Endeavor didn't know but on some level, Endeavor does need to take accountability for that (imo). I don't agree with Dabi being even more villanized either. He's a victim and an abuser, but to throw him under the bus and try to redeem endeavor is just irresponsible and again, lacks proper nuance of what motivates villains. Ik that's the point but it's handled so fuckin poorly

it makes my ass itch upside down from the way that ppl dont want to acknowledge the fact that Dabi is the was he is BECAUSE OF ABUSE. not to mention, they downplay what hes been through because he wasnt physically touched.

he was neglected emotionally—and even attention wise too. any abuse is abuse. it was good that hori wrote it in, but now ppl just dont have a working braincell to fully develop and understand that concept. Dabi is a product of Endeavor's actions. why is it only when Shouto is injuring himself or getting hurt the only time ppl want to feel slight towards Endeavor? ohhh, its because his rebellion is more inflicted on himself quietly. he suffers in silence like his other siblings.

and one thing i notice ab Endeavor stans is that theyll say, "i dont support his actions 🗣" and then talk down on Dabi?! i mean, i dont blame them. if you have a face level understanding of media literacy, id nod my head and go along with every stories themes i read too. 🥴

[dilfhakyeon-moved]

all these "be kind" posts... i get where you guys are coming from but this is nonsensical and heavily forced

[coldasyou]

I’m going to sleep but I’m gonna say one more thing about the amazon stuff bc everyone is mad at me already so idc: I really did not appreciate my caring about the abuse of workers being framed as me trying to start fandom drama. people calling out actual inequalities in the world is ALWAYS treated like pointless discourse in this fandom and I’m tired of it. if you disagree with me that’s fine but think about the rhetoric you use. 

[pencildragons]

some assorted merlin headcanons:

word has it around camelot that merlin's favourite food is blueberries. this is incorrect. his favourite food is blackberries. he is deathly allergic to blueberries.

arthur found this out the hard way

that bracelet he wears in season 1?? gwen gave it to him. i don’t CARE that they’d known each for like 2 days gwen immediately saw this man and though he Will Be My Friend and then made him a friendship bracelet and nobody stopped her (i love u dork)

in ealdor the Thing He Is Known For is falling into ponds. that’s it. ‘oh who’s that?’ ‘that? that’s merlin. he falls into ponds.’

he almost set Will on fire as a child and will teased him mercilessly to his death about it. off-scene moments before death bitch literally made a joke abt at least he wasn’t set on fire and merlin strangled him then and there.

he can freaking shape shift. like man, how cool is that?? his shape of choice is an EAGLE rather than a merlin, but. the thing is. the way he figured out he could shapeshift was he sneezed one day and suddenly he was a goldfish

GODDAMN my man loves lancelot. he’s the og lancelot fan. he started the lancelot appreciation club and literally the entire round table, gwen, and a couple of randoms off the street are part of it. it’s a great hit. ironically, lancelot doesn’t know it exists.

he made gwaine a Bag of Holding but it’s just for apples. all that’s in the bag is apples, all the way down. gwaine proposed to him on the spot when he got it

he’s left handed BUT arthur taught him to use a sword with his right hand which is why he’s not,,,, fantastic (also because my man just Isn’t Good With Swords) BUT elyan sees him cutting some stuff up one day, yknow. with his left hand. and Realises and as a fellow leftie decides to train him and confuse the HELL out of everyone the next time merlin’s part of training

it works

oh! he was born on samhain, which does play into the fact that he’s immortal, because usually babies born on samhain die,,,, but he didn’t

this did lead to a lot of people being suspicious of he and his mother as he grew up

he didn’t do a lot to help this, admittedly

so y’know how babies can’t really control their limbs when their young?? yeah well merlin couldn’t control his magic

kid would just start spinning and shit right out of his cradle while hunith was having people over for dinner which was. interesting

his entire eyeball was completely golden until he was about 8. it used to freak ppl out so he just. stopped making eye contact

when he’s REALLY angry his eyes just start changing colour,,,,,

there is a Reason why he doesn’t get angry very much

lancelot saw it once and he was Shook forever

gwaine saw it and Immediately decided that it was the coolest thing

he is waiting for the day that merlin cracks because that will be the day that Shit Goes Down

in the 15th century merlin will discover coffee. a caffeinated merlin is a merlin that the world is not ready for

you know how he can speak to dragons? well that extends to all reptiles now. one day a snake starts talking to him and he just shrugs and rolls with it. whatever. this is normal

this is Not Normal

poor arthur walks in on him one day to find him fucking hissing at a twenty-foot python

he and gwen are at the very top of camelot’s rumour mill. they see everything. they hear everything. they know everything. they can also control it >:)

one day merlin’s had enough of arthur and goes to complain in the kitchens

arthur the next day: merlin WHY did i just get called in front of my father on allegations of being in love with a statue??

merlin, pouring a potion of itching into his bath: .....i really couldn’t say, sire

this continues for a while until arthur catches on

in retaliation he writes a letter to hunith detailing all the dumb things her son has gotten up to over the years

the effect is devestating

(as in: merlin doesn’t speak to him for a week)

my man can SEW. his mother was a seamstress and taught him how to make clothes to sell at market the next village over

he loves embroidery, and he also helps gwen out sometimes and they gossip

his magic acts up a lot when he’s sick or tired

this includes turning the sky green and wine into soup

at the same time

while at a banquet

arthur just wants to know why there’s soup in his goblet

he’s,,,,,, really uncomfortable with the druids’ worship of him, bc they see him as akin to a god and their savour and post-camlann they’re going ‘oh mighty emrys the rule of the pendragons has passed onto the once and future queen finally magic can be freed’ and he just loses it

too bad gwaine didn’t get to see it

or anything else, ever

he and morgana pretended to court for a while just so they could absolute SCANADALISE uther, and also to make arthur jealous. they fake-eloped at one point and uther charged merlin with high treason

he got charged with high treason a lot actually, and not just in camelot. he is now a wanted criminal in four different kingdoms

losing morgana (the first time after the poisoning) absolutely DESTROYED him and he became rlly recluse until she came back, which started the descent into who he becomes in s4/5

he is Small and Angry and he will throw hands with Literally Everyone

merlin is no longer allowed swords in public

he’s also tone-deaf but thinks he’s not, and it drives arthur, who’s very musical, absolutely INSANE

he gets his hands on the medieval equivalent of a kazoo and has stopped two bandit attacks and three assassination attempts to date with the ~Power Of Annoyance~

one of those assassination attempts took place during a council meeting and merlin just whips out his kazoo and starts playing

he gets charged with high treason again for that

he is TERRIBLE with plants and kills every single of one of them

he once woke arthur up by climbing through the window on the 9th floor of the castle or whatever and rattling the window pane until arthur woke up and nearly tried to kill him because he thought he was an intruder

he has tried to consume rocks but elyan stopped him

idk i just love him, i’ll probably do some more of others later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[realcube]

waking up the hq boys at midnight to get ice-cream hcs🍦

characters: tsukishima, tanaka, nishinoya, ushijima, sugawara,  oikawa,  kageyama 

note: yes, this was very much inspired by that one tiktok sound where the girl wakes up her bf to get ice-cream- 

also, i use midnight as like..the middle of the night- not actaully 12AM lol

tw// fluff, sangwoo- 

Tsukishima Kei

you did not need to wake him up at 1AM to get ice-cream

man was already up, having just came off his phone and laying like this 😐 in bed as he either waited for himself to fall asleep or was thinking about an awkward interaction he had earlier that day 

anyway, as soon as you turned to him like ‘tsukki, do you wanna come with me to get ice-cream?’

he was suddenly 😴 fast asleep, fake snores and all

you were stubborn though, so you hopped out of bed up to go get ice-cream by yourself if he was just going to ignore you 

although, once you threw your coat on, tsukishima decided to start questioning your unusual behaviour, ‘why do you want ice-cream? it’s night; can’t you just sleep like a normal person and have ice-cream in the morning?’ 

honestly, tsukishima probably finds your nightly antics more endearing and cute rather than annoying 

he’d never admit it though- 

if you talk to him after midnight, on the outside he always looks displeased but really, he loves talking to you period

whether it is at 5PM or 1AM

you shrugged, without an explanation for your craving, ‘i don’t need to reason my midnight urges to you.’

with that, you turned on your heels to head out the door with the full intention of going to get ice-cream - this wasn’t a game 

tsukishima groaned as he finally deduced that you were being dead serious and not just doing this to irritate him

‘ugh, wait.’ he scoffed, forcing himself out of bed to follow you, ‘we have ice-cream downstairs, dumb-ass. don’t bother going out.’ 

you didn’t spare him a glance, continuing to venture to the front door, ‘yeah, but we don’t have strawberry.’ 

tsukishima glared at you, realising that persuasion would not work in this situation so he’d have to resort to brute force and trickery

‘ah, alright.’ he let out a sigh of defeat, ‘at least give us a hug before you go then.’

you paid no mind to how he referred to himself as plural, which is something he only does when he is lying or guilty as he is talking on behalf of his two faces 

also, you should’ve realised something was up when he actually asked for a hug instead of just expecting you to give him one

obliging, you wrapped him in a hug; allowing him to scoop you up into his arms, throw you over his shoulder and carry you to the kitchen

‘let me go, you whore!’  you squealed, lightly slapping his back as if that’d make him let you go 

tsukishima snickered at how childish you were being, ‘you can’t go out in the middle of the night to get ice-cream. you’ll die.’ 

‘i won’t die!’

‘you definitely will.’

anyway, he ends up making you both a bowl of ice-cream and eating it with you at the kitchen table while watching Spirited Away

and despite the fact he had some too, he’ll tease you about this for..the rest of your life 

like sometimes he’ll just wake you up in the middle of the night (during holidays ofc - he respects your sleep schedule) and whisper in your ear, ‘(y/n), do you wanna come get ice-cream with me?’

Tanaka Ryūnosuke

IORFHIEBGEGBO THIS MAN

ik most ppl would think he’d just go with you without a second thought or that he’d be the one asking you to go out for ice-cream but- no- 

well, yes; he wants to 

but when you wake him at 1AM 

(which he doesn’t mind btw bc  sometimes he accidentally wakes you up at like 3AM bc he’s ragin’ on Battlefield oop-)

and you’re all like ‘ryū, wanna go get ice-cream?’ *puppy eyes*

he’s like ‘sure!- but i ain’t got money so- no ❤’ 

then he goes back to sleep 

however, if you say that you’ll pay..he’s already standing with your bags by the door

so you’re definitely gonna have to fork up some cash for that good quality pistachio gelato for him if you want his presence 😌

but tbh, if you said that you were just gonna pay for yourself, he’d come anyway-

Nishinoya Yū

y’all go out at midnight for ice-cream at least once a week-

and it literally began bc you were watching ASMRs and Mukbangs together at 1AM during a sleepover 

and one person was having some lemon gelato and it looked 👌✨ immaculate

in that moment, you both looked at each other and neither of you had to utter a single word for you both to know that there was a mutual goal in mind; to get ice-cream, ASAP

so yeah ig you didn’t have to wake him up but you did need to awake the desire for ice-cream inside him

needless to say, y’all ran to the nearest ice-cream place 

and you made a race out of it 

(you won, ofc)

AND YOU BOTH SHARED A CUP OF GELATO AND IT WAS SO CUTE ! q(≧▽≦q)

and y’know the trope where you have food on the corner of your lip/chin etc and the person kisses you to get rid of it? 

yeah he tried to do that with the trope in mind but he deadass LICKED you IWFBVBBFRI

he was like ‘omg (y/n), lemme get that for you’ 😋👅

honestly, ig it depends if you are into that kinda stuff but ik some ppl would leave fast af ( ﾟдﾟ)つ Bye

Ushijima Wakatoshi

sorry i might have a bit of favouritism going on but i feel like ushijima would be a bigger bitch about it than tsukishima (at first)

but it’s like- solely bc you woke him up y’know?

‘ushijima, wanna go get ice-cream?’

he’s just laying there with his bed-head like :/

silently livid bc you messed up his potential 9 hours of sleep

‘no.’

pester all you want but that is the best you’re getting out of him that night

HOWEVER, the following afternoon (after practise ofc), he took you out for ice-cream 😊

and unlike some would believe (by ‘some’, i mean myself 2 secs ago.) i don’t think he’d be all ‘ice-cream is horrible for your health, (y/n)’ or ‘i can’t believe you’re eating that filth. your body is a temple.’

but that rather he’d just happily eat gelato with you; everything in moderation ig :)

OH AND HE’D PURPOSELLY BUY A DIFFERENT FLAVOUR FROM YOU SO HE COULD BE LIKE

‘(y/n), do you want a bite of mine?’ and give you a spoonful to try like the romance king he is  

Oikawa Tōru

you wouldn’t wake him up bc mf needs his beauty sleep

plus, it was during a sleepover at your house so ofc you didn’t want to wake up your guest 

but he’s a light sleeper so when you’re shuffling through your stuff at 1AM, sneaking around the house to find a jacket (trying to be as quiet as possible so you don’t wake him up); his eyes are open and he’s speculating that sangwoo is near

until he turns around to notice that you’re not laying next to him and he is in fact being spooned by a large pillow (probably a sangwoo body pillow smh)

after that, he hops to his feet and storms through the house in search of you so he can yell at you for ruining his sleep grr

however, once he finds you and realises that you look ready to head out, he feels inclined to firstly ask, ‘where are you going? you know it’s 2AM, right?’ 

you replied by explaining your plan to sneak out for ice-cream and he just stared at you, absolutely bewildered for a few moments

he stood like a statue with that stupid expression on his face for ages so you asked him if he was alright, to which he responded, ‘that’s such a stupid idea.’

‘so, you’re not coming with?’

‘of course i am.’

so you both ended up sitting with your ice-cream cones, in your pyjamas, on a park bench somewhere, admiring the moonlit sky along with the stars adorning it

oh, and that was actually the first time he said ‘i love you.’

Sugawara Kōshi

if feel like suga would be exactly like the guy in the sound/video: confused, tired and extremely reluctant but ofc inevitably he ends up standing outside of a dessert place, hand-in-hand with you

he’d wake up, weary from fatigue and he barely has the strength to argue with you during the day - so how exactly was he supposed to do it in the middle of the night? 

thus, he lugged himself out of bed and threw on a coat but as soon as the cold winter air bit at his nose, he was flooded with the energy and will-power to try convince you stay in with him

(It’s his parental senses) 

‘you’ll catch a cold, darling!’ (yes, he does call you that.) ‘and it’s night too, there’s probably a bunch of creeps out and around!’

at that point, it was just a battle of will

bc you both had each other’s wishes at heart

you wanted him to have peace of mind and he wanted you to have ice-cream

(and he was kinda craving some himself tbh)

so you both decided to stay in, tucking into the half-eaten tubs of Ben & Jerry’s in the fridge 

and after that, neither of you got any sleep bc you both stayed up watching movies and cuddling 🥺

Kageyama Tobio

he was wide awake at 2AM, laying beside you on the bed, practising sets 

so ofc the time wasn’t an issue

but kageyama wasn’t big on sweet treats so when you suggested that y’all should go out for ice-cream, you were shocked - to say the least - when he simply replied 

‘sure’

like why would he oppose? he was already awake. plus, he was kinda craving something sweet tbh

also, he could tell it’d make you happy and he’s whipped tbh

so you took advantage of this indifferency by immediately jolting up and dragging him to your favourite dessert place

the whole time, he acted as usual - it was as if he was just on a regular walk to school

when you got there, you both shared a sundae and he paid; what a king (❤´艸｀❤)

(it was bc you had forgotten your wallet/purse at home- but still a kind gesture 💕)

you both just sat in a booth, pecking away at the sundae while talking about anything and everything that came to mind as the low, distant R&B music from the shop’s speakers played in the background

 ‘it is flat. have you ever been on a plane before, (y/n)? did you see a single curve? no.’

you rolled your eyes, finding it physically painful how stupid kagyeama could be sometimes, ‘it’s science, kags. the earth is round! the curves are just very subtle.’

‘no.’

‘YOU CAN’T SAY NO! IT’S SCIENCE!’ 

[golbrocklovely]

cake tasting // colby brock

A/N: so this isn't a request, but i saw this tweet that talked about two ppl who were friends going into a bakery and trying wedding cake, and i just knew i had to write something based off of it. i could only imagine how cute it would be to go and do this with colby, omg. anyway sorry i haven't update anything else yet. i haven't been extremely motivated, but i'm gonna try to write thru out the week and hopefully get something else out to yall soon :) lmk what you think of this. hope you enjoy !!

prompt: you and colby go to a bakery and pretend to be engaged to try wedding cakes. you have a crush on him, but he doesn’t have one on you. or does he…? cuteness ensues.

trigger warning: PURE FLUFF BB, sickeningly sweet

word count: 1535

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"Are you sure we should do this?" Colby asked, keeping his eyes on the road.

I rolled my eyes at his nervousness. "Of course! I've done this before."

"How often do you do this?" He snorted, turning to look at me for a moment.

I shrugged nonchalantly. "Occasionally. Mostly when I'm really in the mood for cake but don't know which type I want."

"I just feel bad about it. I feel like I'm stealing." Colby bit his lip uncomfortably.

"Well, I usually end up leaving a nice tip and buying some cupcakes, so it at least seems like I was interested." I replied.

"Wait, how are we gonna pass as a couple?" Colby doubted.

"Did you think I came unprepared?" I lifted my hand to show a big 'engagement' ring.

Colby gasped dramatically. "Jesus, you're gonna make them think I'm made of money with that."

I laughed. "Lucky for you it's fake, much like our impending marriage."

"Whatever you say, Mrs. Brock." He snickered.

We pulled into the parking lot next to our destination, Casey's Bakery. I slid out of my seat and followed Colby. When we got to the front door, Colby opened it for me. With a light bell ring, the immediate smell of baked goods hit me as I stepped inside. I crossed my arm through Colby's, walking up to the counter. A white haired, older woman stood behind the counter, her back to us. She spun around, a sweet smile coming to her face.

“Hello! I'm Casey, welcome to my bakery. What can I do for you two today?” She greeted.

I grinned back happily. “Hi! We were wondering if maybe we could try some samples of your cakes? My fiancé and I are planning our wedding, and we thought we might as well try some cake while we're out.”

“Oh! Is this the fiancé?” Casey guessed.

I nodded lightly. “Yes.”

“That's wonderful, congratulations!” She beamed. “What are your names?”

“I'm Colby, and this is Y/N.” Colby chimed in.

“You two look so young. How old are you?” Casey questioned.

“We're both 23.” I admitted.

“Oh, you're babies! Okay, is there any type of cake you're thinking about for the wedding?” She inquired.

I pursed my lips. “Um... no, not really. The wedding is still a long ways away.”

“When is it?” She asked.

“Ahh, next year... sometime in September. No final date just yet.” I stuttered. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Colby nod.

“Oooh, a fall wedding. Might I suggest trying the carrot cake first then? That's usually our most popular for fall weddings.” Casey informed.

“That sounds great. We'll try that first.” I agreed.

“Goodie. You guys can go take a seat, and I'll be right out with your cake.” She mentioned, smiling.

I returned the smile. “Thank you so much.”

As Casey rushed off to the back, I sat down at the closest table. I finally realized, looking around, that no one else was in the bakery but us.

“How did you come up with that?” Colby queried, surprised.

I raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“The date of our 'wedding'?” He responded.

“I'm good on my feet, what can I say?” I explained smugly.

He shook his head, and then glanced around. “I feel bad. There's no one here.”

“Don't worry. I plan on buying those over there.” I pointed at the cupcakes in the display.

“They do look really good.” He noted.

“And it smells like heaven in here.” I borderline moaned.

Colby cleared his throat, moving in closer to the table. “So... where would you want to get to married, if you could choose?”

“I don't know. Probably on the beach,” I answered. “I've always dreamed of getting married on the beach.”

“That sounds nice. Have you thought about your wedding, like all the little details and whatnot?” Colby gushed brightly.

I cocked my head to the side, almost laughing at him.

“What? Isn't that something most girls do?” He argued jokingly.

“First off, not every girl dreams about their wedding.” I scoffed. “But secondly, yes I have.”

“Who'd you get married to?” He questioned abruptly.

I choked. “Um-”

Casey busted in, cutting me off. “Okay! Sorry about that. I figured I might as well bring out some other samples besides the carrot cake.”

She placed four plates down in front of us. Each had two little sections of cake on it. There was carrot, vanilla, chocolate, and red velvet. I could feel my mouth water as she placed two forks down.

“So, for any cakes that we do make, we can obviously do any form of icing. But traditionally, red velvet and carrot always have cream cheese icing. I do my own little spin on both, of course.” She babbled, giggling. “And then for the vanilla, I did vanilla icing. And the chocolate has chocolate icing as well. Go ahead and dig in.”

I grabbed a fork and sliced a piece of the carrot cake. I took my bite slowly, enjoying the sweetness of the icing, with a hint of cinnamon. I glanced up at Colby as he did the same, his eyes landing on me with a hidden smile.

“This is really good. And I don't usually like carrot cake. But this... so good.” Colby spoke, covering his mouth.

“That's great to hear. And what about you, Y/N?” Casey turned to me.

I praised. “Delicious. I love carrot cake, so this hits the spot.”

“I'm happy you enjoy it. I love a good carrot cake myself,” She confessed. “So, where are you guys planning to get married?”

“In Santa Monica. On the beach.” Colby stated.

My eyes widened, staring at Colby quickly. He gazed over at me, a smirk on his lips.

“A fall wedding on the beach?” Casey puzzled.

“Yeah. It's never really fall here anyway.” Colby commented.

“That is very true,” Casey chuckled. “A beach wedding, huh? That's so fun. What colors?”

“Red and white. And with some black thrown in. For him.” I teased.

“Aww, thanks babe.” Colby winked.

I felt my heart skip a beat for a second. I tried to brush off the butterflies in my stomach as hunger pains.

Casey sang. “You two are adorable! Now, try the vanilla cake. It's our top seller.”

After trying the rest of the cakes, Colby excused himself to go to the restroom. Casey sat down in Colby's seat, scooching in.

“Now I have to ask, how long have you two been together?” She inquired.

“Four years,” I lied. “Basically as long as I've known him.”

“You two already act like an old married couple. I can see how much he cares about you.” She disclosed.

I squeaked. “Really?”

“Oh yeah. It's so noticeable,” She swatted her hand lightly. “He's smitten, and I can see why. You are so sweet to him, and he just can't get enough. It's all in his eyes.”

Casey stood up and slowly cleaned up the plates, as I sat there in silence.

Was Colby really that into me?

Maybe she was lying. But something about her words stuck with me.

I’ve always had a small crush on Colby, ever since I met him. And everyone in our friend group knew about it. I always chalked up my feelings to me just being lonely and him always being there for me. But maybe there was something more in how I felt for him. The idea of marrying Colby didn’t seem bad at all. If anything, it was something I could see maybe happening. I mean, we were really close. And our friends always joked about us being a couple. Maybe they weren't jokes after all.

But does he even like me like that?

“Did you order the cupcakes, Y/N?” Colby’s voice broke my thoughts.

I stared up at him, stumbling. “Hmm? What? I-uh, no. I didn't.”

Colby’s dimples appeared as he chuckled at the fumbling of my words. “Okay. I'm gonna go order them then.”

I nodded, slowly standing up and grabbing my purse. I walked over to him, watching him pay for the cupcakes.

“Well, when you're ready to place an order for your cake, you let me know.” Casey addressed, handing Colby a business card and the cupcakes.

Colby assured. “Of course, Casey. Thank you so much for the samples.”

“And thank you for being such a fine gentleman. You take good care of Y/N, you hear?” She patted the counter near me.

He laughed softly, the both of us beginning to leave. “Absolutely. Have a nice day.”

“Same to you. Goodbye, my little love birds!” Casey waved.

We walked out of the bakery and back onto the busy street. Everything felt strange around me, like I just woke up from a dream.

Back to reality, I guess.

“She was... fun.” I remarked happily.

“Yeah, definitely.” He smiled, getting into his car. “I know what bakery I'm coming to if I do get married.”

I sat down, putting the cupcakes on the floor next to my feet. “We'll have to do this again sometime.”

Colby turned to me, his eyes snaking up my body and finally stopping on my face with a click of his tongue.

“Whatever you say, Mrs. Brock.”

[littlebabycrybtch]

honestly no more tip toeing i feel like outright saying ‘if you think accusing total strangers of faking disorders without 100% solid evidence (ACTUAL CONFIRMED EVIDENCE, NOT YOUR STUPID FEELINGS OR HUNCHES) is literally Ever excusable or beneficial for anyone at all, stay the fuck away from me’ cuz yall this is getting fucking Ridiculous. you arent doctors, you’re full stop perpetuating ableism by encouraging the idea that you can ‘tell’ if someone is disabled or not just by looking, and in turn by acting like all disabled ppl are the exact same and experience it the same exact way. sit down with your tiktok phd ass lmfao u cant keep going off of 20 second videos ppl take of themselves and deciding ‘yes this is an accurate depiction of their entire daily lives that i can make deeply personal assumptions off of’. its . literally almost mind numbing how stupid it all is.... your ideas of mental illness are not educated they are literally just restrictive and club-mentality which is why you’re So eager to gatekeep, YOU are the ones looking at it like an elite membership rather than a community to help you. the distrust of other mentally ill ppl is cruelty, not woke or helpful, and definitely not smart. its literally so fuckign stupid my dudes. and whats worse is its doing 10x more damage than the issue ur getting all up in arms abt lmfao srsly the intruder alert act has been done over and over by So many communities and has been proven to be the worst and most detrimental stance nearly every time. stop focusing on keeping ‘~the wrong ppl~’ out and focus on how to make whats inside Thrive. fr the reason theres an influx of abled ppl accusing others of faking is bc OYU LITERALLY WONT STOP THROWING YOUR OWN GROUPS UNDER THE BUS AND STARTING THIS SHIT... YOU LITERALLY WONT STOP ACCUSSING PPL OF FAKIGN FOR BEING ‘TOO STEREOTYPICAL’, ‘NOT STEREOTYPICAL ENOUGH’, ‘TOO SELF VICTIMIZING’, ‘TOO OKAY WITH THEIR DISORDER’, ITS ....... SO........ STUPID LIKE I....... OH MY GOD shut UP already you fuckin dumbass you are making shit so much harder for everybody it literally makes me see red. ‘fake disorder cringe’ oh my god im going to give Every disorder faker therapy and NONE for you bc THATS the only explanation i can think of as to why you are acting like a territorial rabid fox over the idea of ppl getting help when theres a chance thye may not need it, but literally zero way for you to prove it. like literally i cant even Fathom this thought process and how backwards it is

[theprologues]

re fake wokeness: I think they were assuming all of us are white. The combination of racism and sexism means that a lot of the gp are shocked when they find out Taylor has poc fans - especially black and latina ones. It goes against all of the stereotypes; and Taylor's work is STILL being dismissed by the 'teen girls are disgusting' stereotype - I can't tell you how many ppl I saw praise Folklore for not being her 'typical' 'girly' work while dissing Lover and other past albums. 😡

The way everyone acts like girlyness is a crime is misogynistic.

[1eos]

I saw one of your posts where you said you were bothered that Black writers seem to only write about IR relationships with white men but are we going to ignore that WM are more open to BW (as a whole globally) than MOC due to colorism / anti blackness. No man is deserving of a pedestal but it’s like some of u guys forget that

first of all i never said that LFMAOGAGOGAOGOAGO second of all you're literally just making up shit you stupid bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but let's talk abt it. ofc you're not getting the point of my posts bc ure a pink dick lover nd its rotting ur brain but i talk more abt how black women want to mutually fetishize asian men nd my post abt black women putting WHITE MEN on a pedestal was mainly in concern that proximity to whiteness nd giving up personal black culture is seen as the ultimate win nd only way to be happy which is racist babe. which u've conveniently not mentioned. do u think the key to self love is a relationship with a white man? 🎤

nd this idea that white men are more open to black women? where are the stats? the numbers? you don't have any bc you're just trying to justify wanting pink dick in your mouth. all men regardless of color treat black women like shit bc we're seen as undesirable nd hyping up white men bc a lot of them have a fetish for black women is..........strange. like y'all gotta stop using these fake ass straw men arguments if u want to be the nubian princess to some honkey be my guest but the rates of 'acceptance' across races are truly no different 1. black men are the loudest nd receive the most attention for their misogynoir (as they should bc they have more of a proximity to black women) 2. y'all take white mens quiet acceptance of the racist/sexist hierarchy nd think that makes them woke when they're not doing sh*t for y'all nd contrary to popular opinion busting a load in a woc is not fighting against the system nd 3. u want an excuse to blindly accept eurocentric beauty standards nd self hate by means of obsessing over the oppressor.

nd u can want to gobble nd swallow nd drip down the side of chris evans all u want but ure not gonna sit up here nd tell me, a grown ass black woman, that white men are more open to black women..................................................yeah as sexual objects but not as ppl. but then again w the way some of y'all are acting nd going by the shit y'all write i don't think y'all want to be seen as people nd that being an ebony porn genre is enough. anyways don't send me no more stupid ass swirl shit to me again or istg

[harvestdew]

More cleo / haley (cley? Halo?) Headcanons pleaseeee <3

idk i'm obsessed with cley it sounds so funny. THANK U FOR ASKING THO ask and you shall receive

haley + cleo headcanons

cleo is taller than (my version) of haley but they don't have that massive of a height difference. i get 5'5-5'6 energy from haley and cleo's around 5'8 (which was kinda pushing it for a runway model). but w/ boots cleo is 2 inches taller. actually kinda pisses haley off when cleo calls her tiny to be a little shit and uses her as an elbow rest

anyone else remember nohra's cal because we established that cleo and cal hate each other even though haley and alex are good friends. haley forces cleo to go on double dates with them once in a while knowing it'll make cleo miserable but it never ends well. can't take either of them anywhere

cleo would never get back into modeling but feels comfortable enough to model for haley so she can practice her photography u_u i hc that haley and emily start a small clothing shop and use cleo to model some of their stuff for their website and cleo is happy to do it for free

cleo actually likes pda but only with haley. she's really smug abt it too bc after dealing with coming to terms with her lesbianism she has a lot of pride in how much she loves her gf. haley also likes being shown off because cleo just likes going LOOK HOW FUCKING PERFECT MY GIRLFRIEND IS. she has selfies or pictures of haley as her lock and home screens' wallpaper

already mentioned this but haley and cleo pretended to date first since i loved this to all the boys i've ever loved AU with her and took some snippets of it. basically they got together bc haley doesn't wanna make her friendship with alex awkward even though he actually has no interest in her. but then cleo did write a sort of break up song about haley bc they break up during their fake relationship (because cleo can't really fathom having real feelings for the person she likes since she's spent her whole life dating men she disliked). haley rightfully gets upset since they have a huge falling out over it but cleo takes it pretty bad and writes the song out of spite. i wasn't going to add a breakup arc until i heard the song woke up by marceline and did a double take. and to be honest sometimes she still performs it while they're dating cuz she was like "sorry this was a banger idk." she wrote haley a love song after to make up for it though </3

cleo realized she had genuine feelings for haley (sorry for being predictable) during her 8 heart event. something abt seeing haley go from being like "ew you smell like fish you're disgusting" to not caring about falling in the mud since she's having a good time gave her a heart attack. but her opinion about haley first changed drastically during her 6 heart event when she helped haley find her bracelet and haley thanks her where she thinks "oh she's not that bad"

after everything settles though and their feelings are pretty clear haley is the one who gives cleo the bouquet instead of the typical farmer gives bachelorette a bouquet. it inspired cleo to eventually take up basic gardening so she could grow sunflowers for haley all by herself and give them to her in the summer

haley sometimes begs cleo to let her do her makeup and dress her. their styles are so different that cleo would never be caught wearing anything haley does but she loves haley too much to say no sometimes so she just gives up on fighting it. haley tries to dress her in stuff that does fit her style but likes testing cleo's patience with cutesy clothing (which always ends with "if you weren't my girlfriend i'd blow my lid rn because this outfit's so ugly"). it's okay though because haley lets cleo play around with her hair

cleo didn't come to pelican town with her bass from her previous band since she smashed it into pieces. she didn't play for a while out of insecurity but when haley learned about it she ended up pitching the idea to sam to get cleo a bass she pointed out liking when they were hanging out. it was her feast of the winter star gift and cleo almost cried u_u. so basically we can thank sam but more importantly haley for helping her get her groove back

speaking of which tho haley is sam's band's biggest fan only cuz her gf is in it. she acts like a groupie and attends all their events and even wears the merch. cheers loudest at every single concert and is always at the front of the venue so she gets the best view even if she fucking hates seeing sebastian on the keyboard (my haley also hates him LOL)

i honestly feel like there's more but i'm forgetting it... BUT THAT'S ALL THAT I COULD REMEMBER and this post got really long. ty for the ask tho it makes me happy to see ppl interested in my disaster lesbians <:]

[fairycosmos]

you ever see a celeb and think they seem very False but not in the pretending to be woke way just like... it feels like their whole lives is a performance. like say neil patrick harris and his family (i know everybody hates him). they seem so fake happy lmao like they are literally out there selling this happy picture but like,,, it Feels so fake. i feel bad for them bc ppl are the opposite of what they seem. mfs must be miserable as hell

ELLEN THE GENEROUS!! thats exactly how she is. nothing behind those eyes i swear. tom cruise too. part of me wants to give them the benefit of the doubt and be like yeah their whole life IS a performance when you think abt it. they sold their personality and likeness to the public for profit nd they've been on camera for so long that they probably wouldn’t know how to be genuine if they tried. putting on an act has shaped them. but there’s a difference between not really knowing yourself and being a truly awful person and i feel like a lot of them really are and thats why they overcompensate with the niceness. or manufactured happiness i suppose. it feels super dark sided. i really wouldn’t want to know what goes on behind the scenes bc the shit i’ve heard is just unreal. L.A is a breeding ground for massive egos and no self awareness at best. not that musicians and artists and actors are inherently those things of course, it’s just an environment that sustains those traits in ppl imo. but yeah totally they must fucking hate their lives now that they’re trapped in having to perform every waking minute for public approval. this is y celeb culture is bad for both the famous ppl and the fans. it’s just unhealthy on all sides. no wonder most of them are fucked up on drugs all the time :/

[mythiccheroacademia]

Girl honestly, you’re so confident and I live for it. I’m filled with anxiety and it gets worse not to mention how I feel left out cause of my skin color. 🖐🏽 Like how do you do it highkey? 😭✋🏽

aww i appreciate this a lot! it took me awhile to be genuinely confident w myself so i hope you don’t beat yourself up over where you are now. i literally had like zero confidence up until these past couple of yrs lmao,,,i’ll go into detail w stuff that worked for me below the line! srry it’s a lil long hehe

i just wanna say that i still get insecure/anxious about things but it’s easier to manage and it’s not a sinking feeling. it’s more of a fleeting thought! so those bad thoughts don’t disappear but one day you’ll be able to recognize that they’re just thoughts and not defining characteristics!

- i surrounded myself both physically (ik that’s not always possible) and social media wise w people that looked like me/things that uplifted black beauty (especially dark skin!) so everywhere i looked, it was a constant reminder that my skin/body are beautiful

- this is a lil weird but i woke up one day and just started looking in the mirror and found at least one thing i liked about myself even if it was small. now i tell myself i’m a pretty bitch every day and believe it LMAO

- i stopped w the self deprecating jokes and stopped deflecting any compliments i got bc i realized that wasn’t me being humble, it was just me expressing how little i thought of myself and ppl take advantage of that tbh

- i own my faults. i have big ass thighs, constant eye bags, and i’m a sweaty ass bitch tbh 💀 and niggas still in my dms purrr 😌 nah but accepting stuff like that just made it easier to look over them plus no one could use it against me

- i only do things that make me feel good about myself

- i went to therapy 💀

- this one took A LOT of time to do but i stopped taking shit from ppl/stopped trying to be a ppl pleaser when it didn’t matter. ofc, i care about ppls feelings and their space but opinions about superficial things like my looks or something? i honestly do not care bc at the end of the day, worrying about what they think only stresses me out and girl my ass is too fat for dat

- i gave myself the same grace i gave to ppl when they mess up

- i don’t be around ppl that make me feel bad about myself in a malicious way (aka: i had to learn how to not be friends w just anybody bc i was one of those ppl that wanted EVERYONE to like me)

- i have a solid group of friends and we hype each other up w genuine love so that’s really nice

- remind yourself that, at your core, nothing about you is a mistake

- what i think really worked was the fact that i faked it till i believed it. no cap, you can deadass convince yourself of anything. i would make myself act like i was confident and do it until i actually was. also, role models to look to for confidence helped as well

srry that was a lot but i hope it helped! it’ll take a min but you’ll get there on your own time. cheering you on anon <3

[lgbtanimes]

is it wrong to read yaoi/yuri bc so many ppl say it’s wrong (fetizashion??!)

yaoi and yuri aren’t even used in japan. not even in korea. they use BL and GL. those words are out dated. and i’m saying this from sourcing actual native japanese speakers who talked about this. and the “so many people” are literally always white people or minors lmfao. ive noticed and I ain’t letting some white tell me a poc muslim lesbian on how I should be represented in gay media.

reading is reading. the stupid little kids that have nothing better to do but act fake woke while there’s real matters to worry about read a cheap made up urban dictionary definition of what fetishizing means and ran with it.

fetishizing means to have an irrational sexual obsession. reading means... you’re reading you know how dumb it sounds when you’re reading something gay and people wanna play fake woke with their colonizer white washed bullshit ideas and call it “fetishizers!!” like... no. i’m reading. so people who go to libraries and like books,,, they’re fetishizing books? they wanna fuck a book? lmfao no.

as long as you don’t push these fictional ideologies on real people, objectify human beings, actually support the lgbt community and demonstrate us as equals. etc. then you’re just reading well for the sake of reading. idk why it’s so hard for them to understand instead of faking some sob story shit cause some stranger decides to read gay themed content. as if we ain’t made to read/ watch straight shit in everything we see around us.

no one says this dumb shit when it’s straight crap. so why do people pull this for gay/lesbian themed fictional content? people are so heteronormative that they really think they did something by slapping “it’s fetishizing” nah. people are reading.

if you’re reading a genre and it’s your preference, then it’s a preference it’s your interest. I like horror movies, I watch a lot of horror. does that mean I fetishize horror? no lmfao.

people need to learn more about what the word means. it’s so embarrassing when it’s the new generation of dumb asses that never paid attention in class pulling this “it’s fetishizing” bullshit.

native japanese mlm have spoken so many times on this and it’s always the weird whites that act xenophobic and don’t wanna listen to japanese men and their pleas to stop spreading such misinformation about a sub genre they pretty much own. like it’s from japan. I trust listening to japanese people instead of some white about bl/gl.

also once again. yaoi and yuri are outdated terms. they use BL and GL. when you read on official sites haven’t you noticed they use only BL/GL tags?

also,,, fighting over fictional shit and who reads what isn’t saving the lgbt. I swear people talk all this shit on the internet but haven’t helped actual lgbt people. ranting about fictional shit because it’s their personal problem and they can’t ignore/educate themselves on what words mean is their own problem. I have more things to worry about then someone acting like they know me/ how I read just cause of the type of genre. it’s even more annoying when people suddenly wanna start discourse if the content is anywhere gay. performative activism type of bullshit.

I read well to read. to laugh, to criticize. cause ... manga/ written format. it’s all just fictional material to consume and read as you would with anything else. I have more worries about whether i’ll be alive the next day cause of how bad the virus is in my area rather than to be lectured by some kid on how to read and what to read lmao

[spnshameblog]

Ppl being rude and condescending in the name of fake wokeness is nothing new,but i feel like we're getting to new heights with all the "if you have fun instead of giving all your money to my gofundme youre a class traitor" discourse. People do not owe you any info about how much they give to charitable causes and how much they choose to spend on themselves.

People literally go through the wringer working 5+ days a week and then choose to treat themselves a little and yall act like theyve personally robbed every person who has ever asked for money on here. That holier than thou attitude is ultra performative and annoying, hope we get over that real quick.......

[pronouncingitwang]

i feel like a part of the stranger would make people actively not be suspicious until theres literally no way to excuse it anymore, so doubts like that would just. slip away from the mind, hence jon 'paranoia' sims seeing sasha go to madame tussauds every day for her obviously fake boyfriend and being like 'alright, checks out'. THAT BEING SAID, the comedy of elias saying smth pompous and classist and tim automatically turns to sasha to point out the Whiteness of it all and then just. goes like. hmm. swivels to martin.

(last anon) not to say white ppl in the tma fandom dont think poc hcs through past "thisll look woke" tho

tl;dr: yeah basically what you said! also, I think the issue expands beyond the mechanics of whether or not it’s feasible for not!Sasha to be white, and into issues about the appropriateness of whitewashing as part of horror

longer answer:

“hmm. swivels to martin.” is the FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever read thank you for this image i will cherish it in my heart forever and ever and ever

but yeah no I definitely agree that any suspicion would sorta just... slide off of ppl’s minds bc of the Stranger’s dream logic, and there’s definitely room for well-thought-through WoC og!Sasha and white not!Sasha (esp from PoC exploring themes of race and identity and loss and etc. in their work) in fanworks, though the way I’ve seen it inch closer and closer to accepted fanon is a little troubling because that takes away the thinking-through

like you said, many of these fanworks are probably not so well-thought-through and

1. just go with the straightforward mechanics of “the Stranger will change appearance and voice in memories, that’s it” without considering how many of Sasha’s life experiences would’ve been shaped by her race

2. don’t really think through the Implications of combining “violence of murdering a person” and “violence of whitewashing a person” into one action

this second point might be a little unfair because I don’t think fanartists/fic writers are necessarily trying to up the horror of Sasha being replaced by making not!Sasha white, but I think the fact that many white fans aren’t even thinking about how awful it would be if a monster turned PoC “white” when it killed them is concerning!

and in some ways, #2 reminds me of Father Singh in MAG20, where part of the “oh no something is wrong” horror came from the fact that he was speaking with an RP accent that he hadn’t had before. because on one hand, I could very much see how this could be commentary on how like. taking away someone’s culture / enforcing whiteness on them is Bad, but on the other hand, I don’t really want “bodysnatching demons that make their hosts act white” as part of my horror diet unless the creators do their research, follow through with their commentary (instead of just having it sorta be a one-off mention), and stay in their lane throughout

what that would look like is not really something that I’ve taken the time to conceptualize (so in the unlikely chance that someone reading this does want guidance on like how to manage their Sasha and not!Sasha content, I can’t really provide anything besides “if you want to play it safe just make them the same ethnicity”), so I’m sticking to joaks about The Adventures of White Not!Sasha and Her Increasingly Befuddled Friends and Family of Color

thank you for stopping by!

[animesllut666]

Im the 3rd of the 2 ppl who submitted before. yes we are only 3 frnds! Love your work and effort btw! I want to request Inuyasha match up! I am a cis female, 21 y/o, Engineering student, in my spare time i usually code and cry over my code. Im a weeb, I like gaming, watching and analysing western movies and shows. I am friendly, shy, hippie vibe. Been single my whole life. I sleep at 5am and wake up at 2pm. my personality is INTP. I am 150cm, black hair, wears glasses and I dress for comfort.

Hiya! I see the match up for the Inuyasha really did bring you the trio. And hey! We have the same personality type! Sorry if it's meh, I've had a long day and just.. it's been a day.

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Ight so, it was kind of difficult not going to lie, but then I thought of another half breed. And itta be IZUMO !!!!

(literally had to make my own gif, so if anyone uses... Give me credit damn it, please and damn it )

IGHT

So i know he isn't a main character and he was kind of... Bad in a sense.

But, he came to mind first thing

He is/was a philosopher

He had questions for everything and wanted to learn more

And the fact that you as well (I'm guessing) have an interesting in analysing western films and play games

It peaked his interest

He found someone similar to his ownself

You both would have late nights ( let's just think that at night he DOESNT change) talking about the wonders of the universe

He didn't mind you being shy because he himself was kind of shy in some areas

You both would go on walks once you both woke up, watching the wind brush through the tall grass

Observing the neighboring village and how they themselves cope with the elements

He would 100% use the fact he is half demon and that he had high intelligence too his advantage

He would ask some demons to go rank sake a town and you both watch how the others act

Would help find a way for you to have glasses once he realized your eye sight was slightly poor

Since he knew you were into engineering, it became a thing for you both to do together

When you first say the whole gang coming into the neighboring village you were immediately intrigued by the strange girl clothes

(let's just believe that he WASNT trying to make fake jewels, and that he helped them in the right direction)

You approached them and started to ask questions

And kikoma was like "yo.. y'all are together? Are both smart ass hell. Omfg"

You housed them in your place feeding them and asking questions

And helping them in the route to NARAKU or at least where those dam bugs were going

"You do know that he is half demon right?"

"Of course! I helped him control his demon side, and accept him for himself"

"oh.. that's really kind of you"