#praise be to Murdoc

[yamtheartist]

Praise be to Murdoc

(2023)

[fictionalmanobsessor]

BRO NOOO, I WANTED TO SMELL LIKE GOD!

[jackdelroys]

my reason for reason. | murdoc/reader

summary; when had be become so obedient?

wc; 1.4k

notes; a semi-sequel to @wojcheks' high on you. thank you soo much v for being my creative collaborative on this! we've been developing our own little murdoc lore/canon and it's been a blast. 🫶

no warnings, unless you count the usual way too flowery language, fluff, & metaphors of murdoc as a guard/attack dog. maybe like one (1) suggestive joke in the form of cocktail names. established relationship, no use of y/n or pronouns for reader.

It was…hot.

Not the way his lean muscles flexed, nor the way his hair stuck to his face just briefly before he pushed it back, slicked on his head as he shook the rest of the loose dampness away, finding the perfectly shaded spot to rest his arms half draped over the concrete edge as he gazes so obviously towards you.

It was the weather, of course, thick with the humidity from the water in which he was swimming.

The sunglasses you're wearing shields your gaze from being traced. To anyone else, you were an innocent sunbather by the poolside, listening to the local pop-trash channel frequency.

To him, you looked fucking perfect, laid nearly bare in the sun, a sight all for him to revel in.

Once in a while, a server will stop at your side, and with a melodic “Mur-mur?” you might get his attention for his own order. The way his name falls from your barely parted lips sounds so pretty and he'd be the first one to point that very thing out to you, always at attention when he hears it, and it churns his stomach to even dare to wonder if anyone else's name ever sounded so sweet on your tongue. But then again, he's also three sex on the beaches deep -- a cocktail you can't tell if he's ordering for himself, or for its namesake -- and before long he finds himself fixated on the rest of your serene expression, too.

He drinks in the way you were sat poised so unbothered by the temperature and so calm, and with the heavy heat there were few passersby to interfere with his blatant, repeated ogling of you between quick dives to cool himself.

You'll peek over at him sometimes, sure to pull down your glasses enough for him to see too, and when you do he always raises an eyebrow back playfully. Though he doesn't say anything, it's obvious he'll be fully accepting of the mental praise you're offering him with all the words behind your expression that you won't say, not in public at least.

He finds himself awaiting these praises soon, entirely subconsciously of course, but nonetheless he's habitually pausing his thoughts more and more frequently to steal looks towards you. Like some kind of dog, he thinks, and at the idea an abrupt nausea crawls its way up his throat; And the vodka surely is tainting his judgment because rather than the deeply buried, wicked grievance he used to take with this, he almost prides himself in it now: He's yours as much you are his. Still, half of himself takes aversion to the idea even when the tamed and trained voice in the back of his mind feels some kind of contentment within it. He tries to not ever think too much about it, because when the feeling is nice, it really is nice. But when he's in his own mind, it feels wrong, it's simply wrong without you there to prod at his thoughts alongside himself. He misses when he was alone. He also resents it. He wouldn't ever give you, your touch, your words, your delightful innocence and everything you are and have become to him up for the world, and he despises that part of himself for ever even suggesting such an idea, even if it's one he used to toy with quite often.

His drink is suddenly a lot less appealing.

He pulls himself out of the pool, drawn to you in some silent penance for even allowing his brain to wander to such terrible things. He can't hate you, no matter how hard the malfunctioning part of his personality tries. Long ago had he decided to put all of the effort it pushed forth into forcing you away towards holding you close. You are imprinted in him, now and forever, and he can't get enough.

He sits himself wordlessly at the end of your seat, and though you stare still at the way the poolwater clings to him, glistening in the slits of sunlight his many scars that speckled his skin you ignore him, feigning sleep maybe, chest rising and falling rhythmically just for a longer look at him. He can't see your eyes past the tint of your glasses, but the way your fingers reach barely towards him as his head lulls back so purposefully, so methodically, his low groan as he stretches reminiscent of those of only his most instinctive pleasures sells to him your true intents. The ghost of arrogant satisfaction crosses his expression and he mumbles something lowly, something you barely make out.

“...Staring, sweetheart.”

You scoff, finally swiping the towel from his chair -- which has plenty of space on it too, you are sure to remind him -- and offer your arms outstretched to him anyways. He so eagerly leans into your touch, fingers tousling the moisture from his hair. He allows you to style it as you please, a priceless sort of privilege, and you settle for a way that will frame his face as particularly handsome once it dries in the heat, you think.

He reaches for his own sunglasses, slipping them up his nose and smiling, sharpened canines poking just over his bottom lip.

You take care in the way you commit the sight of him like this to memory.

Sat between your legs, he leans back, and though you muster some semblance of protest, it's halfhearted and so obviously for show; being a showman himself he counters, making himself quite comfortable laying against you in the sun.

His fingers trace up your leg, to your knee and then back so feathery and light you might've mistaken him for someone different, not your Murdoc surely -- a thought you immediately shake away, this was your Murdoc, your Murdoc no matter what way he presented himself to anyone elsewhere -- and you see the way he closes his eyes behind his glasses contentedly.

He hums along with the song, as though he's heard it hundreds of times. He was so smoothly charming, when he wanted to be.

Damn him.

“You're soaking up my sun.”

The way his fingers walk themselves back up your knee, the way he chuckles airily, tells you awfully clearly where his intentions to move lie. As though he knows you're lying, so weak willed in your attempts to push him away he doesn't budge, not physically, not mentally.

Damn him again, for being right.

He laps at every scrap of attention you toss him, loyal and trained and collared and oh so sweet until he's sicced -- he can't stop his tongue from rolling over his teeth. He's housebroken. He wants to laugh at that.

There's a low growl in his throat, one he doesn't realize is building until your fingers that have woven into his hair draw it out of him.

Since when was he so obedient?

When he looks up at you, you run a finger under his chin, he watches you expectant of a kiss but in the same breath he's at attention elsewhere, a distant splash into the pool and because he's heeled he's almost asking where his treat is; He's been awfully well-behaved since your plane landed three days ago, and he feels deserving.

You must notice this, because when he scowls at the wandering eyes of some other guest adjacent to you both, you click your tongue.

“Be careful, my love, you know what happens to dogs that bite.”

“I've been good so far,” he counters lowly, pressing his mouth to the inner of your thigh where his head still lays. Your breath hitches, and it doesn't get past him.

“Good,” the hand still in his hair tightens just enough to make him grin at the sting, “Keep it up and I might let your leash loose for a bit.”

He hums giddily, and your smile almost makes him dizzy. He hates that he loves these games you play, together and with each other.

You're brushing a stray hair from his eyes now, and reminding him of your dinner reservations for tonight, not that he hears you over the way his nerves are burning from your touch and wanting to whine at its loss as you maneuver yourself around his body to stand. He finally seems to come back after a moment, sitting up too and remembering who he was.

His arms are lifting you then, and though you fight weakly, you're laughing too much to really try and stop him.

The annoyed “Murdoc!” is the last thing he hears before he tosses you into the pool. He's quick to follow as he captures you in a kiss, the water almost as refreshing as the feeling of his lips on yours.

[writer12]

Hiiiii

Please write Murdoc smut x afab read from gorillaz 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

And here it is! Murdoc isn't my favorite character, but I can totally write for him!

It is clear to everyone that Murdoc is a pervert and a rather unpleasant person.

Sex with him will vary depending on your relationship status. If you are just an outcall prostitute, he may be very rude to you and not talk too much about himself. But if you are his girlfriend, then he will be more gentle and attentive with you.

Given his childhood, he has a certain lack of praise. Therefore, during sex with you, if you are his girlfriend, he may ask about your feelings, watch your facial expression, fearing that he will do something wrong. But if you are a one-night stand, then he will not pay as much attention to you and will hide his feelings behind the facade of a cool bassist and creator of a popular music group.

He loves to receive any kind of praise from you or your loud moans, something that proves that you are satisfied with his work and enjoy it.

I think, given that he is a Satanist, he definitely performed some kind of ritual on you. If you are not important to him, then he will not mind giving your soul and body to Satan. But if you are in a relationship with him, then he will perform small rituals that do not kill you, for example, your blood as a request to the devil so that you two can be together or your blood so that you are under the protection of a demon.

There is still a possibility that such small rituals can develop into intercourse on a bloody pentagram in a dark room with burning candles.

He doesn't have a specific favorite place for sex. He doesn't mind doing this on every surface of the building where he and the whole group live.

And he's not against public sex or threesomes, but he will make sarcastic remarks about a third party. (If you want to have a threesome with Murdoch and 2-D, then you will have to convince Murdoch for a long time, because he very much doubts that the blue-haired one will be able to give you pleasure as it should)

Little headcanon: When Noodles was still a child, he would lock the doors to your bedroom when you two were in a playful mood and play music in the background so the girl wouldn't hear anything. He likes to cum inside you, but if you want his sperm to land on your stomach or chest, he doesn’t mind.

His favorite part of your body is your breasts and butt. He's still a pervert and can't resist slapping your ass or squeezing your breasts.

He likes beautiful lingerie and role-playing games. His favorite ones: where he is a Satanist who called you, a succubus, for carnal pleasures, and where you are his crazy fan who came after the concert to have sex with him.

Don't mind sex during your period. He is accustomed to the taste and sight of blood and finds it disgusting. But if you are firmly against it, he will be slightly offended.

He doesn't have any favorite poses, he just likes to try everything new and interesting.

Speaking of this, he definitely doesn’t mind trying some of your kinks and if he likes them, they will become part of regular sex.

[captain-lessship]

Phase One-Seven with 2D, Russel and Murdoc

Note: For 2D and Russel, the reader in gender Neutral (pan and bi kings) and for Murdoc, it’s fem reader (I am sorry but I can’t see him dating a man imo but you can simply read over the gendered head cannon if you want <3)

Phase One 2D-

You were a waitress at the diner where Gorillaz always got breakfast and he was smitten with you almost instantly and always tried to look his best when they went there, leading Murdoc to make fun of him for “preening like a lanky rooster”

Is a little shy and still shocked you even agreed to go on a date with him in the first place ( Having your eyes knocked in by a bastard bass player who shouldn’t be allowed to ever drive might put a damper on your dating scene)

Has a small amount of trust issues but slowly and steadily, he opened his heavily romantic side to you.

His love language is words of affirmation. He compliments you a lot and genuinely means each and everyone.

Is a classic man when it comes to pet names but when he gets drunk and such, he breaks out a special one: Painkiller. (Must be heavily intoxicated and has only happened once. He later yelled “Swiper, No Swiping” at a picture of a fix while walking home later that night)

Speaking of painkillers, you make sure he never takes too many at once and he won’t argue with you about it.

Phase Seven 2D

Twenty one years later and still going strong.

Has gotten to the point where he can’t sleep unless he’s beside you. 

He just feels so loved and protected by you.

Although he still sings your praises, he’s developed a taste for gifts he’ll know you will like. 

Has kept mementos from every one of your dates: movie ticket stubs, Photo Booth slips, receipts from dinners, little souvenirs from trips and key cards from hotels. They are stored in a converse box. He had made it his mission to protect it because it is essentially a time line of nearly a quarter of a century spent with you.

When he took you to Hollywood, you and him had a great time. Until you realized that you’re loving boyfriend was about to get sacrificed. That really killed the vibe of the getaway.

Phase One Russel-

You were the instrument repair person and he often stared at you while you were fixing his drum set. 

He asked you to watch a movie and the rest is history.

You both shit talk Murdoc in the privacy of your rooms. 

You two pretty much keep everyone else alive. (Which means you cut the crust off 2D’s and Noodles sandwich and don’t let Murdoc suffocate in his own smell while lounging in the Winnebago) 

One time you and him went on a weekend get away and came back to a kitchen with a scorched ceiling,    a broken water pipe and one less Murdoc eye brow.

He is definitely a Quality time guy. 

You and him have a ritual where you make your breakfast and sit in complete silence.

At the start of the relationship, you thought the silence was his way of showing irritation but really it was the opposite.

You’ve come to love the lack of words but surplus of radiating love from him.

Phase Seven Russel-

The relationship has gotten tough as of late due to his new hobby: staring at TV Static.

You get into arguments about it when he finally looks away

You are trying your best to kept it together 

You still spend a lot of time with him but you hate the feeling that you need to compete with fabled answers in blurring white, gray and black. 

After the events of the cult incident , he slowly started to return to normal, much to your joy.

Slowly but surely, your relationship got back on track.

Phase One Murdoc-

Heard you doing spoken word one night at a “weird hipster whacko bar” (his exact words) he was scoping out to potentially rob and thought you’d be a great song writer 

Talked to you about it, caught feelings after a month or so

attempted to kidnap you but you dropped a piano out the window on his head.

Just kidding.

It was a keyboard. 

After a week of shame and plotting, he did what only Murdoc could do: Try again.

You escaped being kidnapped once again but at this point, you had kinda gotten a crush on him. So you moved into his ‘house’ of Kong Studios to work on the song writing process with his magnum opus of a band called Gorillaz.

You became a hit with all the band members. 2D because you kept Murdoc from hitting him, Russel because you were great to talk to and cook with and Noodle because she was happy to have another girl around, even if you were a good twenty years older than her.

You and Murdoc are a surprisingly easy going and comfortable couple. Everyone has their quirks and it just so happens that yours doesn’t irk him and his doesn’t irk you. 

Sure there’s things you don’t like about him (the abuse of the singer, the kidnapping/ attempted kidnapping of people, Attempted Murder, Drug Possession, Driving Law Violations.) but you love him anyway.

Life has not been kind to Murdoc, which doesn’t give him an excuse but it gives an element of understanding. 

He is trying to change for you. He’s trying to be calmer, a tad nicer and more pleasant to be around and the effort is all you ever asked for. 

Alright happy time people, happy time.

Is very affectionate in the comfort of his home.

Prone to just laying a random one of his limbs on you while sitting down. 

You have matching upside down cross necklaces. 

Is a physical touch kind of guy, but on his own terms.

No very romantic in the regular but when he tries? Yup.. Mr. Darcy Material (Pride and Prejudice is the only movie that he doesn’t fall asleep during)

Phase Seven Murdoc-

Welp… When your lover of twenty one years starts a cult to take a demon to bed, there’s only so much you can forgive.

This caused a rift and you are very angry with him at the moment. 

But then, you got called to the hospital (You are 2Ds and Noodles Emergency contact) 

Of course you showed up.

What you then saw was the tipping point.

You and Murdoc are currently on a break. (Will resume after detailed apology and if you decide to do so.) 

[mudsock-nicdicks-wife]

Omg I love your writing 💕

If you're comfy with it, could you do a chubby y/n x gorillaz?

If you would like to add more personality pls text me💗

You can make it about anything!

definitely one of my favorite asks of the day <3

i decided to make it a bit angsty and more abt ed stuff since i needed a bit of comfort for that so i apologize lol.

Gorillaz x Chubby Y/N

(Can be taken as either platonic or intimate relationships)

TW: Disordered eating, body insecurities, and mentions of food/eating.

Murdoc F. Niccals

•He loves your curves so much.

•If anyone body shames you he will be throwing hands (and chairs).

•Will always make sure you're eating enough.

•He likes squishing you when he's stressed (if it makes you uncomfortable or insecure he will stop immediately).

- Mini Fic-

To get Y/N's mind off of eating, Murdoc decided it would be good for the two of them to get out of the house.

The bassist took Y/N to a nearby record store and bought them a few records that they have been wanting for a while.

He proceeded to take Y/N to their favorite stores and bought them their favorite snacks.

Murdoc didn't mention anything about eating the snacks which Y/N was thankful for.

The next morning Murdoc opened Y/N's door to see if they were still asleep. The bassist glanced at Y/N's sleeping form and then around their room.

When he saw the empty snack wrappers he smiled, knowing Y/N had ate at least a little bit.

Stuart '2D' Pot

•He also loves your curves!

•Always will think you're beautiful/handsome/perfect.

•He will distract you with little rants while you two eat.

•He will also try and get you to rant while you both eat so you're not as distracted by the food!

- Mini Fic-

After filming their newest music video, 2D decided to take Y/N out for lunch at their favorite restaurant since filming had taken up all his recent free time.

When they had gotten to the restaurant, Y/N started denying that they wanted anything to eat, which obviously worried 2D that Y/N was picking up on his eating habits.

Against Y/N's wishes, 2D ordered Y/N's favorite food for them and claimed that they could eat it later if they still weren't hungry.

A few minutes into the meal, the singer began ranting about one of his video games he had recently been playing and Y/N began to mindlessly eat.

Y/N had begun to panic when they realized how much they had eaten, but 2D was quick to silence them with words of praise about how happy he was that they had eaten.

Russel Hobbs

•He loves every inch of you.

•Russel will grab you and hold you if you begin to tell him about any insecurities you have.

•He then will talk to you about healthy ways you can help cope with your feelings.

•Will cook you your favorite meal afterwards and will eat with you.

- Mini Fic-

Russel had noticed Y/N had not been eating as much, so he decided to sit them down and bring the topic up as gently as he could.

As soon as Y/N began to ramble about their body insecurities, Russel wrapped Y/N in a tight hug.

After Y/N had gotten all of their feelings out, the drummer started giving Y/N healthy coping mechanisms to help them through their emotions.

When Russel had finished his and Y/N's conversation, he proceeded to make their favorite food and made sure they never skipped a meal again.

Noodle

•She is genuinely confused about how you could be insecure about something so perfect.

•She won't bring the topic up but will set up movie nights and buy your favorite snacks.

•If you ever talk to her about it she will support you in any way she can!

- Mini Fic-

Noodle didn't want to ask Y/N what was wrong, mainly because she didn't know exactly how to. She had began noticing little things here and there that we're changing about Y/N, but could never find the right words to use when asking them about it.

So, Noodle decided to help you in the only way she could think of, a movie night!

Noodle brought even more blankets to Y/N's room and set the snacks next to them.

Y/N looked at Noodle, almost asking as if it was okay for them to eat. The guitarist smiled and nodded.

After Y/N had eaten their snacks, they had fallen asleep on Noodle's lap.

[coffeetablettowers]

Title: A Stroke of Luck Rated: M Relationship: Murdoc/2d Summary: Murdoc gets a blowjob from 2d Tags: Blow Jobs, Praise Kink, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

[poltergeistsoup]

got any headcanons for Noodle (also I really love your rule 63 gorillaz they are such gender to me)

Thank youuuuu I love doing stuff with the genderbends, I do think about them all the time so they’ll keep showing up, don’t worry 🫡

Using this as an excuse to talk about her character cuz I’ve experimented with a few different interpretations of her so here’s my current thoughts:

* Idk if this is canon and retconned or fan theory but my personal view of the events of El Mañana is that she wanted to fake her death to get out of the public eye. It subsequently went horribly wrong, but she essentially wanted to disappear. This feeds into my next point:

* I know that initially, her being very young symbolized the now and future of music and pop culture, so she was supposed to be into technology and easily adapting to changing times. However, I think that now that she’s older and has been in the public eye for so long and with the stress and anxiety that comes with it, she wouldn’t want to be online. She wouldn’t be on tik tok, she would be planning her Gone Girl era. I think she’d be caught between wanting to be in the know of what’s going on but being utterly overwhelmed by growing up with little privacy and seeing how women are treated in the industry would not make her want to play into the roles people expect of her.

* She also didn’t get a lot of socialization with kids her age so she was always praised by adults for how smart she was, but now she comes across as blunt and strange to people talking to her outside of a working environment. Part of it is her unusual upbringing, part of it is autism

* She comes across very well in interviews but she’s not quite as good at navigating one-on-one or casual settings. She doesn’t mean to be rude, she’s just usually around a small group of people who know her well and share her strangeness

* She’s the least approachable of the four when it comes to random fan interactions. She’s not mean but she comes across as standoffish and might throw your phone if she says “no pictures” and gets ignored

Other miscellaneous headcanons

* She’s one of those maniacs who deals with menstrual cramps through exercise

* She burps like a truck driver because when she was a kid 2D or Murdoc would respond with “good one”

* She’s not afraid of much because she liked impressing people with feats of strength and showing off that she was brave. If you’re dating her, she’d be the designated bug killer

* She was very energetic and liked roughhousing, which the other 3 tried to keep up with but she would run them ragged. Even now she gets a burst of energy and subjects 2D to shit like

* She helps Russel if he happens to be cooking but on the rare occasion she does cook, she will not share with anyone

* Despite being small she will take up as much space as she wants. If someone is sitting on the couch with her she will lay her legs across them and hog 3 blankets

* Guys you don’t wanna hear it but she’s not the meme queen you want her to be, she’s not on Tumblr. If she’s doing anything, she’s sharing cat videos between herself and Russel. She doesn’t know gougar. She doesn’t know Vines either. Her humor is dry and deadpan as well. She says something sarcastically and people will take her at face value

* She hates being spoken down to or treated like a child but will quickly pull the “but I’m the baby” card with the other 3 when it’s convenient

[can-ya-guess-my-curent-obsession]

Hey again 😼 maybe another idea for you? Maybe Gorillaz members w a trans ftm s/o who’s insecure about being trans; like they don’t like that they still have feminine bits ig lol

Hope you’re having a slaytastic day

-🍜

FTM S/O dealing with dysphoria from their appearance

WRITERS NOTES: Hey great to hear from ya again 🍜Anon. And Y E S i love this idea, i think your talking about body baised gender dysphoria, which i can relate to hugely- that shit sucks ass. I think I got outa had with Murdoc's hc, and I had more ideas for some then others. And with that I hope you slaytastic day yourself. And honestly no to sure how I would go about writing this, so if this isn't exactly what you wanted sorry. And sorry if they aren't as long as usual, but like I said I lacked Ideas for this sadly

[ANOTHER NOTE: eh... sorry this took awhile I won't be posting at my previous pase due to the fact a lot of life stuff has been happening recently, and I just don't have as much time as I would like, though I hopefully won't be this slow at writing but just working at a more comfortable pase.]

Edited: fuck no

All art in this post is mine

TW:Curssing, gender dysphoria, transphobia, Implied drug uses, Murdoc being drunk, T, Murdocs dad, Murdocs childhood, ahhh- theres probably more but I can't think of it- so tell me if ya think of anything

Characters:

/Gorillaz/

2D

What?

What do you mean you don't like you body?

What is there to not like?

Huh- specific parts you say?

He still doesn't understand- I mean he understands that the fact that you are trans which means your body is not exactly your favorite part of yourself due to the lack of matching you identified gender but he does not understand the depth of upset-ness his boyfriend feels- but like I said he tries his best

So S/O would have to try and explain it 2D

And in the end 2D does understand more but he still doesn't fully grasp everything so 2D turns to google for answers

When 2D woke up at night again from his migraines and couldn't go back to sleep he decides this is the best time to do his research... at 2:00 AM, so 2D goes on insomnia fulled google spree

And my dear fucking lord satan does he go down a rabbit hole

2D can hardly process half the shit he reads

And by the end of it his head is spinning and he's so fucking exhausted

But at least he grasped some stuff and understands even more now, and he knows what he should do!

But first he needs a little nap he earned it

When he wakes up the the first thing he can remember it binders- so his scowers the internet and orders everyone he sees- good and bad quality, I mean its not like 2D's reading the reviews he's just ordering ever single one he stumbles upon

Then he goes to the store and buys even more

It's moments like this he's glad he remembers he's got a shit ton of money

And one day when S/O comes over to vist 2D- 2D tells his boyfriend to stand there for a second

"Hun- do'ya mind stand'en dere fer sec"

He giggles to himself as he runs in the other room, leaving S/O concerned and confused

Next thing you know- your on the floor after what feels like who knows how many binders have been flug/dumped on you

It takes a silent minute for 2D to process that you may be stuck

In which 2D freaks and digs S/O and explains to him that he was trying to my S/O feel better- which touched S/O that 2D cared this much about him

And then S/O had to explain that he didn't need this many binders

So the two of you spent the next two hours picking out what binders work best

S/O was modeling each one- and figured out which one fit best(because 2D didn't really check sizes either), and were as comfortable as possible

And the whole time 2D was praiseing and tell S/O he looked amazing

After S/O picked thw ones he liked, both decided to donate the remaining binders

Its was really sweet of of him

But either way 2D will in any way possible try and make S/O feel better about himself

2D is just as physically affectionate with his S/O in this as as he would be in any other

Though he can get a bit anxious about touching S/O since his dysphoria was body baised- and was scared of triggering a bad reaction

2D has a big thing for words of affirmation, but due to S/O's body baised gender dysphoria- he tends to praise his boyfriends body spisificly, and it's very obvious what he's trying to do when he says it

"Ya' know I' didn't tink I could be attracted to someones frame... iz... broad.... and manly..."

"Your face is soooo handsome-- oh!.... an' guy-ish..."

It's not like he's lieing he's just kinda shit at subtly tell his boyfriend about it

Either way- while he can be a bit ignorant at first he tried his damn best

"Why trans people need'a binder? Are they going to school?"

*S/O facepalming*

Murdoc

Ok before we can start we need talk about transgender stuff in general and Murdoc did that make sense?

In the 2D x Male S/O x Murdoc, 2D x Male S/O, and Murdoc x Male S/O I had briefly mentioned Murdocs dad being homophobic- well that doesn't even scratch the surface of Sebastian's asshole-lery

Sebastian was a dick queer/LGBTQIA+ people, not like "FUCK THE GAYS- THEIR DELUSIONAL" more like "I talk a bit of shit about queer people behind peoples back, don't be like them son" -ish way

In which he instilled those trashy views on Murdoc as a kid, as when I said 'talk shit behind people I meant he "talked" about it to Hannibal and Murdoc, and randos he hung out with at the bar(I might do a separate thing in the future on how I think murdocs childhood went down, and what kind of person Sebastion was, cuz theres A LOT I could say)

And due to his fathers ways being imprinted in his head as a kid, Kid/Teen Mudz was not exactly found of queer/LGBTQIA+ people in general either

Well it's not like society liked them at that time either: Murdocs year of birth 1966, The year Britain legalized gay marriage 2014

So at that time no one was exactly fond of them

But either way Kid/Teen Murdoc fond of them either

And because of his wasn't fond of them- Murdoc Bullied/teased any one of the queer/LGBTQIA+ community... like a lot... yeah lets just say his sense of humor wasn't exactly nice..

These actions and old views still haunt him to this day

Russel's the only one who knows the full extent of his behavior as a kid because while drunk Murdoc confessed this to him, and 2D over heard a bit- but was swiftly bunbarded by Murdoc once he noticed 2D, Mudz begged them to not tell Noodle

And most of this shit is internalized so if you can't rip open Mudz chest with your love and affection- then good luck getting a straight answer from him

This guilt didn't bother him as much in earlier phases(before plastuc beach).... though thats not saying much

But when the later phases arrived he started drinking tiny bit less, which made memories resurface.... and my god he felt guilty

Ok Fuck- on to the actual hc now...

Wether its phase 1 or phase 7, Murdocs anxious as hell around his S/O, because of the fact they are trans- and this is true before they even started dating- if learned that info before dating

I mean it's nothing to do with his S/O and the fact he's trans- in the sence of his S/O's physically body he does not care you bits you have man- he can work with either...

But... he can't stop thinking about the way he treat trans people in the past- he feels soooo guilty(which he should, he acted like a dickwad)

And what worries Murdoc the most is... he's scared his new boyfriend that accepted him for his flaws and failures, and never looked at him like was worthless.... was gonna leave him because of how he acted when he was ignorant and young

One day when he's drinking alone in the Winnebago he's hit with a overwhelmed wave of guilt, that almost felt suffocating

*BUZZ*

*Phone call from ❤️Mudzy❤️*

You pick up the phone

All you hear is Murdocs indisputable sobs of apologies- while simultaneously saying something about his dad, Trans, he was young and dumb- wait did he say something about you breaking up with him?!? What the hell is he on about?

It was obvious to you he was absolutely fucked up... like even worse the usual?

You told him to sit tight and you'll be there as fast as he can

You arive and he is absolutely fucking all over the place

The Winnebago is more trashed then then usual and he's in the center of it alllll messed up

H looks like he wants to hug you but he pulls back like if he did you would hate him

To sum it up- you two spent the next 3 hours talking about his past and how you still love him, and he could not control how he was raised

Holy fuck uhhh nevermind... NOW on to the ACTUAL hc :b

He has a hard time understanding your insecurities about you body but he tries- he just thinks you too hot

So you have to like sit him down and try and make him understand- cuz otherwise he clueless- which would make worry cuz he doesn't like not knowing whats going on

So google this shit he will

Google leeds him to some interesting things... like he learns about T(testosterone hormones for transitioning)

And after siting on the idea for a bit, when he got drunk Murdy kept trying to order T, but he couldn't cuz you need a note from a doctor/therapist/psychologist to get that shit

And you found him throwing a tantrum- screaming at his computer. Fun fact this happens pretty often, because he's really bad with computers...well except for when it come to the sketchy part of the internet, Mudz knows a lot about that stuff. I swear he's on a FBI watch list

When S/O asks whats wrong murdoc spouts on about how he FUCKING can't get T for his wonderful boyfriend- *sniff* to make him feel better- *sob* make him feel better

Yes Murdoc starts to have another drunken break down

And again you have to sit him down and explain the complex process of getting stuff like that

"Well thats stupid... I've always been able to get prescription drugs without a a prescription- I used to know a guy actually, you could get anything for the right price-..." Murdoc mumbled to himself

"What-"

"Nothing..."

But in then he understands a little more, and this time please explain what he can do to make you feel better about your dysphoria, cuz he will continue to do weird shit

Murdoc's no Shakespeare, he isn't great with words or with expressing shutters feeling, so he isn't the best at comforting but he tries his best

But something nice is, when Murdoc gets really high or reallyyyyyyy drunk he tends to be more touchy and more truthful, so he'll just randomly start praising S/O, even if its a the worst time- Like:

"...S/O"

"Yeah?"

"...dove- your the most beautiful, handsome, and stunning thing ever... no one can say otherwise- your perfect from head to toe...."

"Thats nice and all but hun this really ain't the time..."

*Murdoc looks at S/O very confused then looks at the toilet he just was hurling his guts up into*

But don't worry he doesn't always dish out his best compliments in the loo

At the end of the day Murdoc really love his boyfriend no matter what they look like.

"....I Love you..."

"Huh?"

"NOTHING!"

Noodle

Probably understands the most out of the 4

Noodle is the youngest meaning- she's 'more with the times' I fucking cringed so hard writing that for some reason-

She will try to distract you in any way to get her boyfriend to feel better, and stop thinking about it

Noodle doesn't exactly a big fan of talking that much if she doesn't find the conversation meaningful, but if needed she will spend as long as her S/O needs siting there tell him how much she loves him- and his body doesn't make him any less of a man

"Don't let anyone else tell you- who you are, ok?"

"I don't know about what you think, but what I do know is that your my lovely boyfriend!"

Noodle LOVES clothes shopping- scratch that just shopping in general

So she loves takeing her S/O to shops that can get that clothing that can make him feel more comfortable in his body

She does a bit of googleing but not like a deep dive as the guys

Noodle will round house kick anyone who dares to be transphobic to S/O

Along with Noodle screaming every curse word she knows at them in every language she know

No one fucks with Noodle's boyfriend- or I swear to satan when Noodles done with that knob- they won't even be able to look you in the eyes in fear of evoking Noodles rage once more

If Noods notices her boyfriend going through a bout of of depression due to his body based gender dysphoria(fucking hell- I'm tired of typing this out if I will now refur to that as BBGD) and she will decide to plan a date for her and S/O

She does this often- but the kind of date varies based on S/O's preference

When Nood complements S/O and his body she's very blunt, abd it's very obvious what she's doing- and knows that just doesn't give a shit

"Did I ever tell you how handsome you are?"

I can't think of any more quotes sorry

She makes sure everyone gets S/O pro-nouns right, incase that makes S/O more inscure she back handed murdoc once become he misgender S/O once- on accident and 2D told you she lecturerd him later when you left, whether it was an accident or not he never did it again and Mudz shutters at the memory-

If S/O has a melt down/panic attack due to BBGD if S/O is ok with it, Noodle will hold him and juat let him get it all out, till he's ready to talk, and if S/O just wants to sit there then thats fine to

She once teasingly called you baby boy, take that for what you will

"THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO MY BOYFRIEND!!!"

"Noodle- please calm down-!"

Russel

Ok... he's probably the second best at understanding your sercumstance

But that does not make it any less awkward

Russel isn't exactly a conventionalist but he tries to priase/give words of affection/affirmation to his S/O to make him feel better

I wanna say S/O is the first transgender person Rus has dated- but thats not saying much as Russel was never that big in the dating world, so his knowledge on dating in general is not that vast

So like the other guy's he does research-

And was very thorough, and comes out pretty successful in his endeavor

And before Rus decides to make and drastic decisions like a shopping spree or or almost buying T *cough* 2D *cough* Murdoc

He communicates with his S/O about what they want

And the root of his insecurities, as Rus wan't S/O to know that your body does not define you and just a bunch of really sappy love crap

"Honey, your body is not what makes you- you, it's whats on the inside, you get what I mean?"

"There's nothing to be ashamed of, it's natural to feel this way, in this kind of situation."

"I would love no matter how you looked"

And then after talking about how S/O feels on this situation

Rus then will get really serious and ask S/O if he wan't to get medical procedures done and if he did Rus would him pay for the surgerys and crap

Or he may suggest seeking professional help with you BBGD

But if S/O says no- Rus is completely fine with that he just wants his S/O to know that he loves him

If S/O is going through a especially bad bout of dysphoria, Russel will make him their favorite comfort food

Like Rus isn't great with words and depending on where you are in the relationship physically affection can be a bit stiff with him- But one thing is he's a Great Fucking Cook

Ask for any comfort food it's yours

He's a big thing for acts of service- like Noodle oftenvdoes things to distract S/O from his unpleasant feelings

Russel's a big boi with major RBF so when he's around there is less likely someones gonna say/talk transphoic shit to/about S/O

And if they do... well I hope they like confrontation, becuase Rus will not yell at them but, his words will make just about anyone shit their pants

Like 2D, Rus complements S/O that could makes S/O feel better about his BBGD- but un-like 2D he's really good at being subtle about it.

"I made you your favorite, *insert fav food*."

[impishcyber]

Relax

Matthew Murdock x Foggy Nelson x gn!Reader x Karen Page

CW: Drabbls| Foursome| Matt, Foggy, Karen and Reader go to visit the Eiffel tower (not really)| Reader is a bottom, the others are all tops and soft doms lol| Oral (male and female receiving)| Fingering (female receiving)| Double penetration (not specified how but up to you to decide)| Porn with little to no plot| Reader with no specified gender or genitalia| letting out my pent up horny thoughts with this as i watch the daredevil series for the 4th time now| Unedited|

A/N: i ws tierd of Karen being written as a bitch in the fics, let e wih my own thoughts ya? Didnt really specify anything other than this is after the trio rename the office

There was tension at the Nelson, Murdoc and Page office. You decided to "help" with the tension a little, in your own special way

Moaning and groanings are heard from inside the office, the office being closed long ago as the moon rose its head over the New York City. Lights of the billboards and city lights from outside help to illuminate the scene from inside the doors even more.

Matthew's head thrown back, eyes closed and mouth hanging, groans and praises spilled out as you took his cock in his mouth, shirt open and his abs glistening from sweat. His groans sound heavenly sending shivers down your spine to your core as you bop your head up and down trying not to gag

Your left hand went to occupy itself on Foggy's cock stroking him as delighted moans, a breathy "fuck" was heard and he held your hand tighter around him to help you with the peace while your right hand made its way to Karens exposed cunt, your thumb rubbing delicate circles on her clit

"Shit, just like that sweetheart, so good for us.. right boys?" A combined and breathy "yes" was heard and you barely could contain your moans now sending viberations down Matt's dick making him groan and grip your hair as he pulls you down on him making you choke

Gripping your hair tighter he pulls you off of him, spit and precum dripping from your open mouth down to your chest and floor, making both Foggy and Karen groan who witnessed the scene

"God baby come here, please?" practically begged Foggy as he pulled you by the hand that was holding his cock, Karen huffed in frustration at the emptiness but Matt's skillful fingers quickly filled the space up as he fisted his cock to the sounds.

Foggy places you before his open legs and tapping the tip of his cock on your waiting tongue. You wrap your lips around the head as you began suckling the flushed tip,

"God honey, yes! Just like that so good, so so good" Foggy sobbed as you continued to suck on his cock, feeling him shake as you put your hands on his thighs as you look up at him

Then you look at Karen and Matt who had their whole attention to you and pleasuring eachother as now Karen is giving Matt a handjob and Matt is fingering her as she sat on the office table, legs spread wide

"Don't you think we should give our darling some attention, theyre about to leak through their underwear" and it was true, all this time you were trying to releif yourself by pressing your thighs together, not touching yourself, being so so good for them, and so patient.

"I think we all need releif, don't you think so baby?" You pulled off of Foggy as Matt spoke again as he walked closer to you, completely removing his pants and sitting down on the floor, legs semi spread as he curled his fingers in a 'come hither' movement, so you crawled towards him.

You were on his lap, his aching hard cock touching your sensitive area, he rubbed your wetness onto your hole as a lube before he pushed his tip in, making you both groan, you lay your forehead on his shoulder as you hear someone behind you, big calloused hands rubbing you back gently

"Can we share you baby? You look so fucking good" Foggys soft voice pulling you through your hazy and blurry thoughts, and all you can do is nod

He sits down on the floor behind you, positioning himself on you as he gently rubs his tip to gather some of tour wetness, before sliding in, and fuck did it feel good. The sting, the stretch, the feeling of them rubbing on eachother with little to no space for one another, it send your head spinning as you gasped soundlessly as they moved, no longer having patience to wait any longer

Both of the men groaning and moaning in your ears, kissing, sucking biting on your skin, marking you up for everyone to know that youre their, all you can do is scream in pleasure as they chaise their own, then you see a figure come next to you three

"Care to help me too sweetheart?" Karen asked so sweetly as her shirt, skirt and underwear is no where to be seen, her glistening pussy taking all your attention as you can only nod, looking up at her with teary puppy eyes

"So good for all of us baby" she rests a foot on your shoulder, your arm snakes to het a hold of her other leg as she lowers herself onto your mouth as you greedily lap away, eager to make her feel good too.

She threw her head back and groaned, the sensation feels amazing, the groans of her other two lovers giving her even more of a thrive as she now grips your hair to get you to stay in place, rutting herself on your face. You hear Foggy curse as Matt guttery groaned, then he grabbed Foggy by the base of his skull kissing him roughly

Your eyes roll back, all your senses overstimulated as all you can do is be used by your partners, happy to make them feel happy.

Fist came Matt, gripping your thighs roughly that will surely leave bruises in the morning after, then Foggy who cried out loud before biting down on your shoulder to get his fill out.

Matt then reached down to rub you off, making you cum violently as you cried onto Karens pussy as she let out cries of her own as she finally let herself go and came allover your face, rutting onto her nose as she calmed down and looked at you all. 'A whole mess' she thought to herself as she climbed off of you and stroke your cheek. You were looking at her in a such blissed out face she only chuckled, and sat down the chair that was pulled off long ago.

Matt then kissed you, tasting Karen from your mouth and lips, humming in the taste as he pulled out of you making you hiss onto the kiss. Foggy then pulled you towards him, getting a taste for himself, and getting off of you.

You sat there on the floor, Matt and Foggy grabbing stuff to help you clean and get you dressed, Karen sneakily taking a picture of you, on your knees, cum spilling out of you, and juices all over your face, a content look on your face as your naked body shined in the light from sweat and all the live that was poured into and out of you.

[gorillaztublr]

your love languages?

Murdoc: I like spending time with the people I love or giving gifts

2D: Touch!

Noodle: I like to give praise or spend time

Russel: Gift giving

[greywindys]

what if the 2018 2doc antis always knew the truth and tried to warn us of what would become of gorillaz if we kept praising the 2doc bait? what if they were right all along? /hj

OMg...anon. What if they were the prophetic voices we shunned in our ignorance? They warned us!! They warned us, and we didn't listen!! 🤣 (jk jk)

I mean, I do kind of credit us (us being: those who loudly shipped 2Doc during P4 and P5) with the direction Gorillaz has gone in since. We don't get full credit, but, well, I can definitely infer some things. There are also definitely veteran members of the fandom who had nothing to do with shipping and don't deserve to shoulder our mistakes (achievements?) lmao. And honestly, I also wish the band hadn't swing some severely from innovative music project to cash-cow (arguably devoid of any meaningful substance). But also...Murdoc's evolution as a character 🥹

This is the most bonkers timeline.

[star-of-waterdeep]

This is really long so I'm gonna put it under a cut, but!!! some of my f/os' para lists :] (oh, and their sexualities cuz why not)

Simon Walker

Gay Aromantic

Biastophilia - Rape

Hoplophilia - Guns

Krouophilia - Beating someone

Somnophilia - Sleeping person

Asphyxiaphilia - Choking

Autassassinophilia - Life-threatening situations

Erotophonophilia - Murder

Masochism - Pain

Ephebophilia - Ages 15-19

Capnolagnia - Smoking

Catagelophilia - Being ridiculed

Astarion Ancunin

Panromantic Demisexual

Necrophilia - The dead

Biastophilia - Rape

Somnophilia - Sleeping person

Zoophilia - Animals

Stigmatophilia - Piercings and tattoos

Sadism - Inflicting harm

Erotophonophilia - Murder

Emapihtophilia - Gore

Agnotitaphilia - Virginity/chastity

Erythrophilia - Blushing

Murdoc Niccals

Bisexual

Voyeurism - Watching other people

Psavophilia - Fingering

Dacryphilia - Crying

Asthenolagnia - Humiliation

Zelophilia - Jealousy

Aisthitirakiphilia - Sensory deprivation

Apopnigophilia - Face-sitting

Cofortiphilia - Grooming

Ebriuphilia - Intoxication/drunkenness

Mixoscopia - Watching one’s partner fuck someone else

Odaxelagnia - Biting

Ephebophilia/Hebephilia - Ages 11-19

Elijah Kamski

Bisexual

Hoplophilia - Guns

Consanguinamory - Romantic/Sexual attraction to his half-brother (Gavin Reed)

Androidism - Humanoid robots 

Univestiphilia - Uniforms

Hebephilia - Ages 11-16

Omorashi/Urophilia - Urination

Somnophilia - Sleeping person

Agonophilia - Consensual non-consent

Leptosadism - inflicting mild pain or harm

Mastigophilia - Punishment

Chrematistophilia - Paying for sex

Cordophilia - Being bound

Hybriphilia - Being worshipped

Exhibitionism - Being watched

Endytophilia - Staying dressed during sex

Doxophilia - Receiving praise

[manresearch]

One thing that really irks me about the Gorillaz fandom that I don't see talked about much is how people treat Damon and Jamie like the characters instead of actual people who have created all of this for us.

I enjoy it when fans keep true to the meta and treat the band members like they're real, i.e. "2D's voice sounds so good in this song", but I think they tend to get carried away when it pertains to important real-life things that Damon and Jamie have done. I think that you can keep to the meta while still acknowledging who is actually creating these things.

One thing that really stands out to me is when people site "Murdoc" talking a fan out of suicide in phase 1 as a reason to like him. That wasn't Murdoc. That isn't a piece of lore or something scripted, that was Jamie. I've never cared for him that much but nonetheless, he didn't have to do that. He saved someone's life and yet people chalk it up to Murdoc being nice and wholesome. While Noodle and Murdoc are canonically credited for making their best albums, when I see people praising and thanking them for making them it just rubs me the wrong way. That was Damon, not the cartoons.

You can sort of see this with the live band too- despite how much raw energy and life they put into their performances, even though the fictional band technically hasn't even been "live" since Phase 2, they still get all of the credit.

While a lot of people could argue that they won't ever see these things being said, it is fact that they interact with the fandom a ton and have done so since the beginning. They are definitely aware of what is said. Damon even mentioned that he regrets creating Humanz because of all of the backlash online (which is sad! That album means the world to me and I'm sure many others as well and I know he poured his heart into it!)

I feel like this happens with a lot of creators and voice actors where people tend to treat them like the characters they portray, but I think in the end we need to remember that these people are human and have done a lot for us as fans.

[mudsock-nicdicks-wife]

i wrote this because i needed comfort lol

this is an SFW fan fiction about using age regression as a coping mechanism, it is in no way 'kinky'. Dni if ddlg/ddlb or if you sexualize agere.

if you don't like it, don't read it

Murdoc x Regressed! Reader

You had been scrolling through social media for a while now, you had been unable to sleep for a while and didn't want to wake your bassist boyfriend who was sleeping beside you.

Nothing felt different until you scrolled to a nostalgia recall post. It instantly brought you to tears. You had missed being a child, you had never got to have the long childhood that everyone else did. To cope with this you began using age regression as a way to help deal with these emotions.

When you and Murdoc had first became friends you were scared he would find out about your coping mechanism, but when you began dating the fear became even worse. You didn't want him to leave you over something as silly as a coping mechanism.

Eventually, when Murdoc had found out, he was very confused. But he was also surprisingly understanding. He didn't yell at you or leave you like you had thought he would. Instead he asked you why you were acting the way you were to try and get a better understanding of how to help you. That had happened almost a year ago.

Now you were lying in a bed you shared with him, crying. You did not even notice you were crying until Murdoc had rolled over and started wiping your tears away.

"What's wrong, love?"

You couldn't tell him. Not because you didn't want to but because you didn't even understand what was wrong.

"Are you feeling small?"

You didn't respond, but that was a good enough answer for the bassist. Murdoc had kissed the top of your head and left the room. You had began to cry more.

He had eventually walked back into the room with a bottle of milk in one hand and your favorite snacks in the other. Murdoc set the items down and held you as gently as he could, almost as if he was scared to break you. After a while of him holding you, he gave you the bottle and wrapped a fluffy blanket around you before whispering reassuring words and i love you's.

Your heart had melted knowing the fact you were the only person he would let see him so soft and loving and you were the only person he would ever take care of like this.

In the morning he had got up early and made you your favorite breakfast. He had even brought it to you in bed since the bassist knew you didn't like being regressed around the other band members no matter how much they loved and supported you.

After you had eaten your breakfast, Murdoc gave you soft praises for eating and even gave you a sticker!

The bassist may not be the best boyfriend or caregiver in the world, but the only thing that mattered to you is that he was trying his absolute best.

[sarahasarrived]

intro!!

hi my name is sara/mudz, im genderfluid and use she/he (literally both please use both 🙏)

yes i am the sarahasarrived that murdoc said "praise be to sara" to and yes i will never recover from that (i am not normal about murdoc niccals)

i post a lot about gorillaz, kirby, undertale/deltarune, sonic, slime rancher, katamari damacy and anything else i find funny or interesting 👍

occasionally ill post my art here too, but if you're interested in supporting me, follow me on instagram @/saradoesdoodles :)

alright that's all love you mwah mwah

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