Okay. Too many in the world are sleeping on the existence of this hilarious and amazing man.
If you haven't had the pleasure and wonder of knowing who Tom Cardy, it is with absolute delight that I present him to you.
And finally here are two collabs he's done with two other popular comedy musicians:
Beautiful Mind - Tom Cardy and Brian David Gilbert
Dance 'Til You Stop - Ninja Sex Party ft. Tom Cardy
This one right here is the introverts anthem!
But yes, do yourself a favor and check him out and give him a subscribe. He's a comedy music genius.
Tom Cardy YouTube
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6s 📲
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UPDATE: my mom fucking ruined it by specifically saying I’m not asking for clonazepam LIKE BITCH I AM so I got mad and now I’m waiting to see if my dad can get me some on the way home from work I’m fucking praying cause I’m gonna literally kms if I don’t get anything today
Update: I might be able to get something from my family doctor but idk
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(to the tune of the barney theme)
I love X, I love lean,
I love doing PCP
With a big cup, fill it up, find a girl to bone
I’m gon’ shoot you when i’m stoned
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Mordecai made Rigby his lunch.
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Overdose Of Sensuality
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nahhh :(
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If you want to understand a little about the talisman of the wisdom of the world and the riddle of man’s creation and the mystery of the reality of the prescribed prayers, then consider this short comparison : Meditation
If you want to understand a little about the talisman of the wisdom of the world and the riddle of man’s creation and the mystery of the reality of the prescribed prayers, then consider this short comparison : Meditation
If you want to understand a little about the talisman of the wisdom of the world and the riddle of man’s creation and the mystery of the reality of the prescribed prayers, then consider this short comparison
The Eleventh Word
In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate.By the sun and its glorious splendour; * By the moon as it follows it; * By theday as it shows [the sun’s] glory; * By…
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cut it out for a while get back in them
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Red velvet cake and an appetite suppressant!
Red velvet cake and a stimulant!
Red velvet cake and an antidepressant!
Plus a coffee that isn't shown!
💜💜
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they putting fentanyl in everything nowadays. it’s even in my asscrack
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If I was actually loved by a person earlier in my life I would’ve been medicated a lot sooner, and that’s the thought that keeps me up at night sometimes.
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Do not contact me without a referral from your
**general practitioner **
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if yall ever want like serious advice from me about how to solve burnout as a creative it's like...
literally ignore it. stop pushing. go do something else, enjoy your life, fill it with other things, do what brings you joy in the moment if you can.
go to the gym, take a walk to touch grass and look at dogs and smell flowers, cook dinner, watch tv with your friends, talk about your feelings as needed with ppl you trust, take a drive and blast your music, do the chores you need to do, the job hunting slog you need to do, read books that aren't for research, stop cordoning off your brain for The Craft or The Draft or whatever the fuck
forget about the project, stop thinking about it for as long as it takes to be excited again.
fuckin rest, basically
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ArU
Are you
At you
American Republic
Hippocrisy
In a Democracy
Epoch
Catastrophe
Annihilated
Persons
E Cap ArU
I hope in not!
Lounge in the inclined sofa movement
A drunk American
Eeee!
Capsulated
ARUR
American Republic You’re Response no idle
How was it! How’s it been? How are you?
On titled
Are you
at you
A
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Who had ties into?
Sands of the World in the hourglasses eyes from here and then, what’s the newest of crisis
Aaa hi
Where’s my pint man!
I’ve been leaking
Lost me piss
Still can’t find me pint
Did you take it dear chum?
The government is asking the questions governor
Street partitioned glass of
Ordered down a road
A former
In court for March
Won’t here much from Thanks to Birth
A new year will bring
A new who took my beer?
Where did my beer go?
ArU a beer drinker
Pool player
I play this game an app really
Hey aren’t they both the same
An app could mean social banking shopping investing what’s wrong with you didn’t you think it through or thorough damn app could mean describe anything what the
Wrong with me red white strobed in blue if I had seizures but it doesn’t spin why is that ornament spun this way in three only feathers could have moved it
My reality I just don’t know my tears shoot from eyes causing salty lenses for no eyes of seeing i don’t see what before was written, No Constitutional amendments, where did Roe go, our dear forefathers wanted this to be a standard
Not feeling A I
Take me as
If lessening or better as in learning’s
ArU an A I
Probably not
Someone like me bled today
I encapsulated their feelings into something
What do you perform in dream?
ArU just a sleeper.
I don’t remember?
I present presented you
Non dreamer
Are you present?
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