#pretty fucking please

[angel-gf]

*always crying* gf 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼 “cry more for me, you look so pretty” bf

[lavenderxluckix]

wish life had a pause button

[arte-mis-t]

If anyone still needs convincing that Adamsberg and Danglard are married - just look at the latest evidence

"You have everything you need for the 11am meeting"

"Except you," whispered Danglard.

"How do you know?"

"When you care about something, I get information."

"Danglard sent me a quote about that," said Adamsberg, "he sends me those all the time."

Commissioner Adamsberg sent Danglard some photos of the place [...]

"MY COMMANDER DANGLARD"

[ravioliravioliravioli]

I've been looking at pictures of this bird and tryna make it into a mutant but my mind is aching, my brain is not braining, I have art block, and I have an art competition in a few days

[atthebitchery]

my tits are so sore…in desperate need of a massage

[misssquirrel]

Is there any god damn fucking way I can stop these mother fucking porn cunts from following me that I don't have to pay for the fucking privilege for? Every bollocksing day I'm blocking over a dozen of these cunts. Just fuck off already.

[littlejamsandwich]

politely asking for everything to be better

[weaselmcdiesel]

Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

[resurrectionfern]

What do I want?

it’s easy: do nothing and hear or/and see no one for as long as possible.

[bluegiragi]

in action (part 3)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[pherredraws]

hug! that! captain!

[amelia-yap]

it's april and they are bloody fools

[mascxdaddy]

playing with her pretty pussy in front of a mirror while she sits with her back to my chest, holding her legs open so she can see how wet she gets just from my fingers, how good she looks all fucked out after i've made her come multiple times

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[megamindsupremacy]

It’s so funny that Tim is the Most Likely to Become a Supervillain of the Batfam. Like I agree, this is definitely true. However Jason is Right There and he’s trying his BEST alright?

[turrondeluxe]

Aren't you tired of being silly?

Don't you wanna go apeshit?