every single fucking time i enter a website and search by size on some of their sex toys i re-enter a state of rage because with all due respect to people's preferences and bodies. what are you fucking TALKING ABOUT. "super duper tiny smallest length we can possibly size is 4.5 insertable". REAL LIFE AVERAGE DICK SIZE IS 5 FUCKING INCHES. 4.5 IS BARELY SMALLER THAN THAT. WHY HAVE WE APPLIED SIMULACRA THEORY TO DICKS
selfshippers are the backbone of our society. what would this hellsite be without our beloved x reader fanfiction in every tag? I used to be annoyed by them, but truly, we are nothing without our writers :)
lmao not tagging this because I have no energy but izc*urse girlies saying jokes about pirate vomit and pants-shitting are ableist need to reevaluate what they think a real problem is
Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.
Fighting with a bitch and finding out they hate shoujo art like utena tenjou should not even BE on your page that is the prince bitch show some respect
I keep getting messages asking me if my header picture is me and I say yes because it is BUT I feel very guilty because I'm wearing a TON of makeup, much more than I usually do and even a bit of eyelid tape to alter my appearance so here are some minimal makeup selfies 👉👈 (I'm wearing mascara in the first and eyeliner/lip gloss in the second.) My haircolor is also fake (I'm naturally brunette) and I sometimes wear colored circle lenses. To the 4 (!!!!!) girlies who messaged me so far that have made comparisons between my appearance and their own with a very unfavorable opinion of their own I promise I do not look like that picture 99.999999% of the time and in real life I am pretty plain and unremarkableand it is very possible that I would wish I looked like you if I saw you. 🙈
Hear me out the whole sun and moon thing from Arthur’s pov except he does see Merlin as the moon and himself as the sun.
You can’t get to close to the sun without burning and even though the saying goes “they look at you like you’re the sun.” You can’t actually look at the sun without it bringing you pain, squinting your eyes and looking away. You can wish for the sun when it’s cold but to much of it and you get aggravated and wish it would go away.
But when the moon is out you could stare at it for hours without an ounce of pain. The moon is refreshing after a tiring day out in the sun. The moon doesn’t bring pain it, doesn’t hurt to be around. When a moon is full and bright it’s beautiful to look at.
Merlin is the moon to Arthur not because he thinks he doesn’t shine but because he doesn’t burn.