#problems solved - ask tag

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the world of heavy metals, love is denser than hate!

[yeahthisisabadidea]

Twin Ghost Kings

An idea I got into my head, I've seen a few tropes where Danny and Dani are twins, two sides of a coin, the king and the free spirit sort of idea. so what if, both Dani and Danny become the ghost king?

I can just imagine some poor smuck (cult? the Justice Leauge? someone from another fandom?) decides to summon "the ghost king" for whatever reason, so solve XYZ or to grant them world dominating power, whatever, and they're expecting a single, monsterous, tyranical being Pariah Dark, but in stead, they get these two black and white child-ghosts (they're not acctually children, it's been centuries, but it's fun to be OP while being underestimated and messing with people)

This wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote a bit of it, so...

The boy’s eyes roamed over the heroes, down to the circle and then made eye contact with John.

“Dani?” he asked, tone echoing and childish but oh, so dangerous. The hair on the back of John's neck stood on end. The girl similarly looked directly at John, acid green eyes boring into him. The feeling doubled down.

“Yes, Danny?”

“I think we’ve been summoned.”

The two smiled twin grins. It was sharp and mischievous and unnerving with too many teeth, too wide for their faces. As they continued to speak, the two began to float around as easily and aimlessly as leaves in a breeze, circling the heroes like predators evaluating their next kill. John certainly felt like prey.

“I think you’re right.”

“Someone tried to call Pariah.”

“Someone called the ghost king.”

“Someone wants the dark.”

“Someone made a mistake…”

“Ying yang spirits,” John muttered. The two children continued to circle each other in a dizing display of black and white and green eyes that hold too much power.

“Nope,” the girl giggled, popping the p.

“Close, but no.” Confirmed the boy in a sing-song voice, his impish smile only growing sharper. 

“Then wha– who are you?”

The spirits stopped their flying to drop to the ground in front of Constantine, their wispy tails splitting and solidifying into sets of legs so they could stand and stare with those green eyes at the man.

“We are the ghost king,” the boy said simply, voice teeming with power that made John’s ears hurt. The girl continued.

“Heirs apparent of the infinite realms and all that call it home.”

“And you have dared to summon us.”

“I don’t understand,” John had to try twice before his voice was loud enough to be heard. “I thought I called The King... Pariah Dark?"

"We told you."

"We are the king."

“I am the king phantom,” declared the boy. “Watcher of stars, bane of the dark. I am the guardian, the keep, the order. I am the light of the moons.”

“I am the king phantasm,” declared the girl. “Who followed after and seen all first. I am the wanderer, the wild, the chaos. I am the void between.”

“You demanded the Ghost King.”

“You called to the Dark.”

“So, tell us, Hellblazer,” the girl mused, grin sharp and wicked as she circled him, pausing to leer over his shoulder. “Who are you loyal to?”

“The crown?”

“Or the dark?”

“Be honest now.”

“We’ll know if you lie.”

“We can see your soul.”

“We own most of it, after all.”

[reegis]

May we see what would happen if Jon archivist and Jonny switched places for a day?

what one more kidnapping, eh Jon?

meanwhile….

[arcanegifs]

on gif reposting: i dont mind it if u use them for whatever but just put a credit on it please

is that too much of a request for all the free stuff ive made after all these years lmao

[building-a-better-place]

(ooc: they said that it was okay, so im continuing the rp!:3)

*Beep, beep. Its on again.*

[{ ~ “-kay, my D-dad said it was f-fine, and wouldn’t b-break anything… h-hi Mr. Builderman! S-sorry for taking so l-long… also, my dad r-runs the AMRI!” ~ }]

< Builder’s a lot more prepared when the call comes on again. Sounds like the kid is doing alright. >

< “Hey, Fig. Don’t worry- it didn’t feel like very long to me.” >

< “The AMRI…?” He runs through his databases quickly, looking for any keywords that were relevant. Nothing came up. >

< “Huh, never knew about that one. My data might be a little old, I apologise.” Well, considering Fig was safe, he figured it wasn’t anything bad. >

[the-weeping-dawn]

(Art commissioned from pockamune on bsky)

BEHOLD!

[official-linguistics-post]

do you have a favorite wizard, mg. official-linguistics-post?

if you are in the d&d inclined direction, do you have a favorite spell? and/or, if not so d&d inclined, any favorite general sort of wizardry?

there are always several wizards rotating in my mind like a gas station hot dog rotisserie, but i gotta give a shoutout to @quiddie's laerryn coramar-seelie, certified toughest wizard in existence. what a woman.

i've actually played only one session as a spellcaster (a sorcerer) but my favorite of his spells is currently mage armor because he's a tabaxi so he just. puffs up his fur.

[psymachine]

i think it'd go like this lmao

whole version

[gur-sevraq]

Not that I don't appreciate people pointing out that using Dude as a "gender neutral term" when addressing trans women is shitty, [because it very much is, please stop doing so immediately].

But uhhh...., how do I get people to stop calling me "man". Like you would think people at least understand that calling a trans woman a man is a no go, but apparently not.

[octahedral-chaos]

Listening to the GRIS soundtrack while worldbuilding and plotting for Deerwolf Dreams is probably a mistake because I ended up making [REDACTED] a somewhat tragic character and now I am attached to that idea hELP-

[more-gun]

HI ENGIE WHATSUP MAN!!!!

- @ballintm

Howdy Scout!

Not much, but I just finished a blueprint a little earlier.

But you do know you can always just come over to the workshop, right? No need to ask me over here, haha.

[neon-draws-sometimes]

Mutilation? I’ll show you mutilation!

[building-a-better-place]

A scientist-looking woman stands in the corner of the cabin. She’s scribbling mindlessly on a paper attached to a clipboard. She’s looks around, seemingly disgruntled. It’s odd to see so many new people in such a short time.

- @curs3caracal (I’m BACK. i had a new prompt idea.)

< Builderman minds his own business, hanging around in the cabin as he watches the others talk, occasionally chipping in. It takes him a moment to notice the woman in the corner- but his curiosity is piqued instantly. Was she a new survivor? >

< He looks at her, a little unsure of what to do. He ends up waving at her, trying to get her attention, then getting up from his seat to talk to her. >

< “Hey, are you new here?” He asks, glancing at the clipboard in curiosity. >

[arttsuka]

hellooo! i'm not an expert, but the thing with your posts not appearing in the tags might be caused by a shadow ban. or something like that. anyways, you should probably contact the support, 'cause the problem might not go away on its own. hopefully it's gonna get fixed soon, have a good day!:]

Aa, yes, a shadow ban.

For the record I did contact support to let them know, make them aware about the issue. This was the very helpful reply.

I've noticed this has been a problem only when I'm attaching an image to a post (text posts are unaffected as far as I could tell) and a few other people seem to be having the same problem (although I might be mistaken).

Edit: I think they 'fixed' the problem around the time I got this ask. Mad timing, wizard anon here.

[hylianengineer]

Fun fact, if you don't have microscope slides, clear tape will work in a pinch. Not super well, but good enough for most purposes.

And if your microscope doesn't have a light on it, you can awkwardly point a flashlight at it. It sort of works.

[damaramegido]

What if aliens gave john linnell a vagina?

vagina or lack thereof is not the issue, it's him being a guy. if he transed his gender all bets would be off