#probs bc hes his carbon copy

[theosconfessions]

@ohsosims

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can do so over here :)[also will work out a tag for the newer ones too ]

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jami- dude, are you crying? because if youre crying ima go ahead and not be here. theo- jami?the fuck are you doing here, kid? thought the whole point of you not drinking was to you know...not drink anymore jami- not here for the bar, you douchebag..was dropping my kids back off at marlees...seen you looking..well this.. decided to stop. figured you could use a jami hug..and you can right? theo- im good. jami- well no offense but you dont look it. what happened? dustin kick you out again? what you do this time ? theo- dustin and i are fine for now. jami- so what? you planning on cheating again or? theo-dude like you have room to talk jami- okay easy! just making conversatoin. your caring son cares..so come on...fess up to jami..whats ailing you..meaning other than your health. theo- scarlett and bobbi found my stints on the bachelor. jami- well it IS 2023..easy to find my man.

[tenjikyu]

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘖𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 - 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘦.

౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ Fyodor x Demon!Servant!Male!Reader , HEAVILY inspired by Black Butler , reader is kinda sexual towards Fyodor but I wanted tension between the two bc it’s kinda romantic but also kinda not yk , really improvising on Fyodor’s backstory here bc there’s nothing for me to go off of so it’s probs inaccurate but lay off me please 🙏🏻 , Sky Casino exists before the book for plot purposes.

SPOILERS FOR FYODOR’S ABILITY + RECENT CHAPTERS!

Fyodor had first met you on the verge of death. A visit from the devil, one could say.

“ PLEASE, SOMEONE, ANYONE, SAVE ME !! ”

The man’s cries were a melody to your ears, and thus you decided to investigate, which led to your current predicament. You were no fool, you saw right through Fyodor’s façade, and you were somewhat intrigued. As a demon, the man’s false screams of agony with each stab wound thrusted into his lithe body couldn’t fool your ears. Whilst in pain, he was in no hurry to save himself. No, he was eagerly awaiting his demise.

And so, you watched from the shadows, invested in the show before you. Blood was shed and organs were spilt, all before Fyodor’s heart was put to rest.

And then, his murderer soon began to morph, his body bending and dislodging in intricate ways. His face swirled and curled itself in. Out came, what seemed to be, a carbon copy of the man you just witnessed get mutilated by, what was now, his former murderer.

As Fyodor took in his surroundings, adjusting to his new body, he sensed another presence he hadn’t noticed beforehand. It was rare for Fyodor to express any form of shock, but someone with the ability to conceal themselves from him for an extended period of time was certainly nobody to fuck with.

And so, he slowly turns around, preparing himself for whoever stands behind him. However nothing could’ve prepared him for what he would witness turning around.

An inhuman entity with large wings, a pointed tail and strong black horns revealed itself to Fyodor. The entity was easily over 9ft tall and had somewhat human characteristics embedded into its form. It stood tall, yet curiosity filled its eyes.

Curiosity filled your eyes.

As you stared at him, Fyodor’s shocked most slowly formed into a smirk.

“What pleasure do I owe such a magnificent being such as yourself? Surely you aren’t just here to observe, are you?” He questions.

“Your screaming intrigued me, and so I decided to take a look into the situation. Alas, you came out unscathed, which means I no longer have business with you.” You reply, and slowly turn around.

Just as you walk away though, a bony hand grasps your own.

“If it’s a deal you were going to offer me, I’m still interested.” Fyodor bargains, his smirk widening.

Oh?

And so, you slowly transfer your body into a more human like state, dawning a black coat, with a white undershirt and black shorts. Discarding your wings and tail, yet keeping your point black horns, you adjust your height to better accommodate communication with him.

“What did you have in mind?” You enquire, a smirk of your own now gracing your face. You wanted to know what it would take to earn this man’s soul, because god did it smell delicious.

“Play the role of my servant. You shall never betray me and will treat me as if I’m your God. You will do my bidding and will do whatever I ask of you. In my journey to achieving my goal, you shall never leave my side.”

“And how should I prove my loyalty to you, sir?”

“I think we both know the answer to that.”

And so, a deal with the Devil was signed.

As written in your contract, you obediently stood by his side for many centuries to come. The two of you had a rather intimate relationship, but it was nothing more than lustful advances. Other then carrying out his desires, you dispersed of anybody standing in his way of obtaining what he wanted. As the years went on, you had lost count of how many human lives you discarded and how many nails you removed from fingers. You seduced princesses, murdered guards, tortured bandits for information, and all the while, you watched Fyodor’s plan slowly set into motion.

As centuries past, allies and foes came and passed, yet none of that mattered to you. You could and have killed hundreds of humans and feasted on their mediocre souls, however none compared to that of Fyodor Dostoevsky’s. His soul was a diamond in the rough, a premium amongst brass and copper, if you would.

And so, you followed both him and your contract without complaint. It’s not like Fyodor was a boring or difficult master. There was almost never a dull moment with him, and your loyalty knew no ends when it came to getting what you ultimately wanted.

Somewhere along the way, you suspected you harboured feelings for the Russian. You wernt sure exactly what kind, but you knew that each time he was put at risk, even knowing his ability, you couldn’t help but interfere.

Which brings us to where the two of you are now.

“Fyodorrrr, wanna play a card game with me?” Nikolai’s bubbly voice boomed through the Decay Of Angel’s headquarters. You held a somewhat fond feeling for Nikolai, despite not interacting with him much.

“Cmonnnn, you’ve been staring at a computer screen for days! Your eyes are gonna go SQUARE! SQUAREEE!!” He exclaims, his arms flailing around like a mad man.

“If you’d like, I can handle the Jester whilst you continue what you’re doing.”

“As useful as ever, dear (Y/N)”

“If not a useful asset to you, Demon Fyodor, what am I worth?”

“You’re worth everything, my dear.”

“How you flatter me.”

His pretty words do little to your synthetic heart, however you adhere to the puppet strings he’s attached to you and play your part well, knowing Fyodor may be in a mood tonight.

“Hey Nikolai, how about we go up to the Sky Casino and visit Sigma? We haven’t seen him in awhile and it’s not going to be long before we set out to go get that silly little book the boss wants.” You reason with the jester, smiling at him.

“A wonderful idea, lovley (Y/N)! I know what you’re doing, distracting me from disrupting the grumpy Fyodor’s tech work, however I’ll humor you for now.” He concludes, grabbing your arm harshly and spinning away into his cloak.

“How’d you end up as a butler for that constant-stick-up-his-ass Fydor? If anything (Y/N), you should be ordering him around.” Sigma states bluntly, just the two of you alone. Nikolai was off bothering the Casino guests and Sigma had learned to just let him do as he pleases.

There’s no restraining something that doesn’t have the ability to be restrained.

“I simply admire Fyodor and his goals. He piqued my interest, and so I broke down his walls and forced my way into his life, eventually leading him to take me on as his underlying.” You lie through your teeth. You knew Fyodor had some sense of worship towards you, which was almost funny. The man who preached God had a sense of devotion to a demon from the pits of hell.

How ironic.

Sigma only hums in your response, seemingly satisfied with your answer. You inch closer to him on the couch you were both resting on in his private quarters, and toyed around with his artificial hair.

You knew Sigma wasn’t human, and part of you knew that he knew you were no less human then he was, yet he never addressed it.

The man in question only glared at you, but decided against telling you off. You were always quite touchy, especially when it came to Nikolai or himself. Often toying with his hair or pinching Nikolai’s cheeks, however it was rare of you to even touch Fyodor without his explicit consent.

“If you want Sigma, I wouldn’t be opposed to showing you why Fyodor keeps me around after the suns sets”

You tease at him as sigmas face instantly turns into that of shock. You smirk and shuffle away, giggling as he whacks your head with force.

“As if I’d even consider getting into a bed with a freak like you, go mess around with Nikolai or something, because I have work I need to catch up on.”

You watch as he struts away, his heels clicking against the tiles of the Sky Casino. You were only half joking about getting into bed with Sigma, he was defiantly a sight for sore eyes.

You can imagine just how livid Fyodor would be if he found out though, after all you were his property by contract.”

“Oh well, I guess I better go collect Nikolai, we’ve got a long few weeks ahead of us.”

I feel like I didn’t do this idea justice at all wtf I’m so mad abt this. The original idea I had for this was a LOT more spicy though so ig I can’t really help it 😒

[cerealmonster15]

[background template source!]

hmm yknow what. maybe i was supposed to describe the unique magic in that bottom box. oh well teehee!!!!!

updated references for twst rsa ocs Char and Dañarte!!!!! for now. i'll add them to artfight soon!!! I was gonna do another one for Dañarte's Scarabia Era but I worked on these all week.... so i'll just do that one separately sometime maybe lol. anyway i've posted about these guys a lot as u can see from the tags i gave them on my blog, BUT my main origin post about their soap opera lore is really long and intimidating to read.... I have a shorter lore post here, but JFKSJLDJFKLDS.... finding these templates made nice, more condensed intros for them lol. and I [slightly] updated their looks so they aren't just carbon copies of what the seven dwarf characters are wearing!!!! but i'm bad at clothing design so i didn't really change them much!!!!

also i tried to be careful but my handwriting is Bad so i'll retype the info / talk more under the cut.

First guy: CHAR

Age: 18

Best Subject: Animal Languages

Birthday: March 19

Class: 3-C

Club: Fencing [does rsa have a fencing club. idk. they do now.]

Height: 175 cm

Hobby: Horseback Riding

Homeland: Shaftlands

Likes: Arts & Crafts, Shellfish

Dislikes: Keeping Secrets, Beets

Unique Magic: Unknown [I haven't decided one for him yet, and I may simply make him a late bloomer who hasn't discovered his yet lol]

Extra info:

Favorite Stones: Pink Opal & Chrysoberyl

Older Cousin to Dañarte

Long-lost childhood friend + new love interest to Cater

Source Character: Prince Charming from Cinderella

Second guy: Dañarte*

Age: 17

Best Subject: Ancient Magic

Birthday: February 13

Class: 2-C

Club: Equestrian Club

Height: 182 cm

Hobby: Writing Speeches

Homeland: Shaftlands

Likes: Planning, Grain bowls

Dislikes: Tenderhearted people, Undercooked meat

Unique Magic: Kiss of Frost: He kisses something or someone and temporarily freezes them ICY STYLE!!!!! or something like that. idk it doesn't kill people[???? maybe it could. idk.] but it don't feel good. Perhaps the area of frost can vary as well, like a small smooch spot vs spreading through the whole body? We gotta workshop it a bit more I'll get back to u on that someday. maybe.

Extra info:

Favorite Stone: Apatite

Char's younger cousin

"Love interest" to Cater + later on, Jamil...

Source Character: Hans from Frozen

RSA -> NRC -> Scarabia [He gets expelled and/or leaves RSA for whatever reason, I still haven't come up w/that part LOL... and ends up at NRC post breakup with Cater and gets sorted into Scarabia.]

* Disclaimer bc I feel the need to point out whenever I bring him up about his name lol- Dañarte isn't truly a name, it's just a spanish verb that's like "to hurt you". his character literally spawned from a convo I was having with a friend when I was trying to think of a name for Char, and something I said got autocorrected to Dañarte, and we made jokes about an evil princely character... so he became his own thing and I just kept that as his name lol.

anyway. i like talking about them but i also get shy and embarrassed about it klfjslfjks. also i probs did not draw them to scale bc life is hard. so are colors. i went very basic bc im scared but im trying to remember how colors work again in our year 2024 or whatever. WAHOO FUNNY LITTLE GUYS!!!!

shoutout to op of this template [@unfinished-projects-galore] making me sit here and consider the lives of these boys a lil more w/that bio layout. i was tempted to put summoning as Char's best class but WHAT do they summon. tell me idia what does that MEAN - jk it's probably like how juice bb summons cauldrons lol. I also considered Potionology for Dañarte but I think he'd like stuff like history and all that jazz and older [perhaps FORBIDDEN] ways of doing things.

[babypadawan]

I somehow started messaging Cali dude and ughh. He’s def someone I could have a crush on. I learned a lot about him and I want to learn more. At one point I wished I could just FaceTime him so we could have a better convo. He was very open and it’s been so long since a guy has sent me paragraphs of conversation. It was nice. He seems like a really nice guy, but who knows?

He’s really interesting and creative. I really love creative guys 😿 and his writing made me want to write. I was afraid it would be the literary equivalent of a soundcloud rapper but it was actually good.

Also he’s super hot and tall and could prob pick me up and hold me against a wall and/or toss me on a bed so there’s that. He’s not a carbon copy hypebeast either, he has his own style and it’s cute.

Ultimately!!! it doesn’t matter bc he lives on the opposite coast, and he’ll prob be there for a while, with many hot babes nearby. Despite how much I would like to see where it goes, I’m single no mingle!! Like two weeks ago I said I was done with all dudes and have been enjoying my dry ass phone and then Bam he was in my inbox. Why does the devil keep tempting me!?! 😩

[an-almost-dropped-croissant]

Dick Grayson General HCs

Our young dickie boy is a Quality Adult

My first hc that I’ve had for a while is that he’s pansexual

he’s just got so much love, how could he possibly only express it to one gender?

probs had a crush on Wally at some point

definitely had a crush on superman well into his twenties

you know how he canon power shovels cereal into his mouth

one of his favourite snacks is Alfreds homemade rice krispies bars

can’t get enough

brings them to the Bludhaven Police Station for a work snack

because of this his fingers are always sticky

when he was a kid he used to go searching through the manor bc hey, if there’s a secret hidden batcave, surely there’s something else he isn’t supposed to know about

spends an entire summer pulling every book on every shelf and playing every note sequence on every piano

bruce knows, and thinks it’s hilarious

always wanted a baby brother, and when a 14 year old angsty Jason Todd rolled in, he was more than thrilled

immediately tried to hug

got punched

oops

tried to teach him about girls, tutor him in school, and anything else normal 

he really wanted jason to have a semi-normal childhood, and not go through the same conflicts with bruce that he did

when jason was killed in the explosion, Dick was shattered as a person

he blamed bruce for not asking for help sooner, because by the time that Dick was called (by Alfred), Jason had minutes left

eventually healed, forgave Bruce, but never forgot

noticed Bruce was all scattered and tried to help, but was pushed away

six months later, he’s invited back to Gotham to find 13 year old Tim Drake in the batcave doing pull-ups

“nO NOT AGAIN BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE DON’T YOU DARE HURT THIS CHILD”

Tim then proceeds to list all the reasons why him being around is actually safer than Bruce brooding alone

ooPS NEW BABY BROTHER

helps him get with steph

hides the coffee

don’t get me wrong, Dick loves Tim, but Tim was so fiercly independent that it was hard to bond while also looking out for his safety

also helps Tim deal with his small crush on Kon

Jason comes back five years post death

he’s 19 now, and you can see this faint green aura around his eyes

he’s taller

baby bird is all grown up

Tries so hard to bond again, knowing he could have tried harder before

Jason, of course, is bitter, but over the course of many months of healing, Jason can start to begin being acquaintances

this is where 10 year old damian TTs his way into our hearts

sees this boy stripped of a childhood and IMMEDIATELY GETS TO WORK

BREAK DOWN THOSE WALLS

takes him to his first zoo

until Dami points out how inhumane it is and tries to”liberate” the animals

n e v e r a g a i n

also glad to have a sister for once instead of a carbon copy of him, just in different races

ugh I could do a whole HC set about his sibling relationships triple this size

he’s the glue that keeps the entire DC universe together

the Teen Titans, Young Yustice team, Justice League

everyone loves and trusts him

understandably

he lives in those super loose plaid pajama bottoms and no shirt

never has any milk

trains in the most 80′s workout gear you have ever seen

booty shorts, tank top, sweatbands

claims it helps his flow

it doesn’t

he just  has an aesthetic

eighties kids gotta represent

comes over for supper at the manor every other Sunday, half to see alfred and his bros (and kinda bruce), half to eat real food for once

for halloween went as Nightwing

year before that he was Officer Sexy

please stop him

I feel like if he was in a relationship he would want someone witty, resourceful, funny, and able to put up with his bullshit

super S/O would help bc he would’t be as worried all the time for their safety

that boyfriend who takes you out to dinner one night, then for laser-tag and chicken nuggets the next

has that white boy haircut even tho he’s romani

always visits his parents on their death day, not to be sad, but to tell them about how his life is, because he knows that they would love to see him grow up

is already listening to “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on repeat honestly

@mellowmalefactor

[ftyeonjun]

bc i went off abt problems batb had here's some of my favorite things (i'll try and keep gaston off but i will probs mention him fnfnf)

1. the new songs. they're beautiful and catchy and full of emotion, even short ones like aria or how does a moment last forever (as sang by the characters) are really good and the lyrics are both fun and moving

2. the wardrobe!!!! all the clothes are fantastic and really pretty (with the exception of the yellow dress bc i do stand by what i said) and i absolutely love it and if batb doesn't win a award for them ill fight

3. all the choreography is fucking Incredible and super fun to do (as someone who knows half of the gaston and be our guest's) and really match the songs

4. the cinematography really is fantastic, the editing is really great and fits the whole aesthetic of the movie

5. speaking of which, the sets are fucking BEAUTIFUL -- villeneuve, the castle, the tavern, every single one of them has so much detail that every time i watch it (and i Am on my 40 smth watch) i find new things i had missed before (like how the deer heads are actually wood, the place of the fountain and the church in villeneuve, and even how the brim of belle's cottage's door has painted flowers)

6. the acting is good, i don't like emma watson and feel like she could have done a lot more with belle but it was okay and everyone else was incredible even the people who were limited to being inanimate objects most of the movie, they manage to bring them life and it's really nice to see

7. speaking of which, the cgi is actually pretty good with the exception of the wolves, and, while i know it probably won't age well and while i wholeheartedly think they should have done special effects make up with beast, beast was incredibly well done (and also fucking hilarious to look at without the cgi)

8. the story! while it did have its plot holes and everything, it managed to be pretty similar to the original without being a carbon copy or something completely different (belle sometimes does this but her core essence is still there), and it does add new things which is more often than not a good thing for remakes

9. the way they fleshed out the characters is one of my favorite things. plumette and lumiere's relationship being so loving and sweet was one of the nicest things i've seen and i adore their relationship to bits, it was really good to see they upgraded from That to a loving relationship. I LOVE WHAT THEY DID WITH LEFOU. everyone who follows me probably has already noticed that lefou is my absolute favorite, and i LOVE LOVE LOVE what they did with him, how he isn't evil and he redeems himself by the end and especially what josh gad did with him being gay because after reading the og script i could tell making lefou more explicitly gay was his doing. the way they dealt with him being gay wasn't ideal (he does end up with a super minor character that has maybe one line, and most of him being gay is nsfw which is never great) but it wasn't cliched or forced or anything, it felt natural and he wasn't a stereotype either -- he was a confident, smug fat gay man and it's so refreshing to see such a character!!!! -- also i don't even care that they paired up garderobe with an oc because cadenza is so, so sweet and they're so in love it's really cute and i love them a lot. And Of Course, Gaston. i love what they did with him, how they made him an ex captain, how he suffers from ptsd and has ugly symptoms of it, how they made him way less terrible than he was in the og (like the "you know... books" line, instead of telling belle girls shouldn't think), and while he Is still terrible it's not as bad as he was and i just love how they gave him a background to explain how he became what he was (which sounds pretty hypocritical coming from someone who hates maleficent for pretty much the same reason)

10. speaking of which & to take from the "adding new things to the movie", i really like what they did with adam and belle. no one actually thought about what had happened to them but it was pretty interesting to see what had happened to belle's mother (even if it was after a plot device like that), and to know how adam became that pesky little brat (even if it was in one line by mrs potts) -- sure the way they did the background reveal could have been done better, but it was still interesting!

11. also agathe's character, i never saw it coming just like i never saw a more lawful/chaotic neutral character in my life. she's fucking wild and i love it

12. also i know i said the fact beast gave belle the library out of pettiness instead of genuine love was dumb (it is), but it's also the funniest fucking thing. so is the fact belle just steps on people's laundry because they call her weird, it's so funny

in general it's a beautiful, touching movie with incredible aesthetics and while it does have its flaws, i love it to bits and it's The comfort movie for me, watching it always makes me feel much better