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if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can do so over here :)[also will work out a tag for the newer ones too ]
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jami- dude, are you crying? because if youre crying ima go ahead and not be here.
theo- jami?the fuck are you doing here, kid? thought the whole point of you not drinking was to you know...not drink anymore
jami- not here for the bar, you douchebag..was dropping my kids back off at marlees...seen you looking..well this.. decided to stop. figured you could use a jami hug..and you can right?
theo- im good.
jami- well no offense but you dont look it. what happened? dustin kick you out again? what you do this time ?
theo- dustin and i are fine for now.
jami- so what? you planning on cheating again or?
theo-dude like you have room to talk
jami- okay easy! just making conversatoin. your caring son cares..so come on...fess up to jami..whats ailing you..meaning other than your health.
theo- scarlett and bobbi found my stints on the bachelor.
jami- well it IS 2023..easy to find my man.
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List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥
Thank you! ��пеціально для тебе, сонечко, я обрав цього древнього як моє життя упиря :D
I present you... COLD ICE!
1) Cold Ice is one of my oldest characters. I created him as a kid when I was... idk 11? And this is the first digital picture of him↴
Yeah, enjoy my old childish art :D
2) I was so obsessed with his appearance that I wanted to study 3D JUST to make him close to real.
3) Cold Ice neither a man, nor a woman. He's also both a man and a woman. Sometimes he turns into Lady Winter. (Yeah. I made him like this as a kid. And I'm from a quite ordinary family, mind you.)
4) Cold Ice is a nosferatu. Which means a simple "vampire", but I imagined that nosferatu in the vampires' world is something like archangel in the world of angels. Though, like all kids, I went even more epic and egocentric than that. I made him the mother and the father of all undead, the will of the Darkness itself. :D
5) But the most creepy fact about Cold Ice is that he was actually born from my imaginary friend I used to talked to when I felt sad.
Oh, hey! I found pics of him I made in Sims 2 eons ago!;D
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(I like to think that) Lex Luthor gets clowned on by literally everyone, and Bruce is the absolute worst.
Like he'll attend an event and a literal millisecond later, Bruce will roll up and steal all the attention. And when they're inside, him or one of his crazy "children" will "accidentally" spill very red wine all over his expensive ass suit.
And what can Lex even do?
Last time he retaliated and mildly shoved Bruce, the man very dramatically flung himself across the room and fell straight into a table. He hadn't even gotten hurt- not a single bruise or cut- but that drama queen didn't appear in public for an entire month after the incident. The backlash Lex had gotten was so not worth it.
And it doesn't stop there. His kids join in on the "fun" and bully him too.
Tim permanently bans him from all the platforms owned by Wayne enterprisese, which is like borderline illegal, so Lex sues and somehow always loses.
Jason Duke and Steph team up and make it a game to throw things on his head without him realising. And when Luthor catches one of them, he can't even shout at them or whatnot cause hes actually scared shitless. Jason, the absolute tank of a man, just grins at him while placing his hands on the very noticeable gun at his hip. Duke and Steph stand on either side of him, gripping literal knives in their hands.
Damian just outright walks up to him and begins insulting him in a couple of different languages. He always gives Lex a final disgusted look before turning and walking off.
Dick might seem the sweetest, approaching him while smiling in that nice way of his. He's the worst, though, cause he always makes sure to bring a few reporters with him before he innocently starts outing Lex's latest evil scheme in front of the audience. He makes sure to bring solid evidence of the nefarious plans, but right at the end, he goes, "idk I could be wrong," before shrugging and walling off.
Cassandra doesn't do much, but she's definitely the scariest. Whenever Lex has had enough and is about to call a hit on Bruce, she appears out of nowhere, stares straight at him, and just shakes her head while saying, "No. Regret"
Basically, Lex Luthor, public enemy #1, gets (justifiably) bullied by the entirety of the human population (honestly, only the Waynes).
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