#procrastination spell

[prismonautic]

simple anti-procrastination spell

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to truly hold yourself accountable to something, write a contract with yourself saying that you will complete (______) by a designated time and the universe conspires on your behalf for its completion ++ any other terms and conditions you want

it's good for y'all who put off important things even though you keep saying you'll do it. basically a simple binding spell to light a fire under your ass — you're bound by a contract now, you HAVEEEE to do

seal it with your signature and a date. if you want to give some extra OOMPH to it, burn the contract afterwards.

the contract is bound to you now! you can customize this spell by calling upon any other spirits or forces that will assist you in fulfilling that contract at your own risk

***ONLY DO THIS FOR THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS AND YOU WILL COMPLETELY COMMIT YOURSELF TO. DO NOT BIND YOURSELF TO ANYTHING YOU ARE UNCERTAIN OF BEING CONNECTED TO. EVERYTHING WILL MOVE TO HAVE THAT CONTRACT FULFILLED.***

so if you really cutting up have fun with this spell

XOXO

- prismo

[parasocialcelebritycrush]

hes like a little paper doll and i get to dress him how i want 

[backmusician]

Winter

[sketchtablet]

ITS BEEN 5 THOUSAND YEARS BUT IM BACK BABY!!

ive been working on this for a while on and off....now its done >:)

if you haven't seen part one! :D

(Christ the art was kind of bad)

[quazkers]

THE LITTLEST ACTIONS

GN!Reader and Diluc ; Fluff x10 "Are these possible signs he's in love with me?"

These past few months your good friend Diluc has been acting a bit odd. Not in a angsty or rude way, more like signs that tend to get your heart beating in a odd fasten pattern. Hopeless romantic you decided to visit Lisa for a talk, hoping maybe she can explain the reasoning on why your friendship with Diluc seems to be moving up a couple of steps than you expected.

"Pft-" Lisa brought up a hand to her face, trying to conceal her laughter. "Wha- What are you laughing for!? I came here for you to help me, not to laugh at me!" You said, a bit embarrassed. Was there something you weren't seeing that others could clearly note?

"Why don't you repeat everything again, and maybe you'll finally notice." Lisa calmed down, taking a sip from her teacup as she looked at you. You mumbled something under your breath before taking a breath, preparing to explain once more.

𓂃 # IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?

Both you and Diluc decided to head out to eat for lunch together. You both sat outside Good Hunter, enjoying the meals peacefully. The silence was peaceful, though you couldn't help but look toward Diluc, who was staring at you with this look in his eyes. You tried to ignore it, though each time you took a bite out of your food you couldn't help but feel a bit flustered.

"Uh- Uhm, Diluc?" You asked, placing your fork down. You saw him flinched a bit, before he burst into a series of coughs. You didn't see him stopping any time soon and quickly rushed over to his side to help.

Sara stared from behind her counter, witnessing the whole scene unfold.

"BAHAHHAHAHA-" Lisa almost spat her tea out from laughing. "Hey! I didn't know what to do alright!" You covered your face with your hands, flustered. Lisa quickly took a napkin and cleaned herself, before clearing her throat. "I'll certainly have to visit Sara to hear more about what happened-" You glared at Lisa, quickly shutting her up. "Any who- Continue with the next one." Lisa said, waving her hand for you to continue.

𓂃 # YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOMED.

You walked over to Diluc's manor, trying to return something he had left at your place. You were meant to tell him yesterday that you were gonna stop by to drop off his coat, though he had rushed off to continue his duties before you could tell him.

The view of the manor came within view, and the smell of grapes filled your nose. A sense of nostalgia always filled you when you came over to visit. Though this time you couldn't help but wonder if Diluc was home.

'It would be nice to see him today...' You thought as you were now in front of the door. Before you could knock on the door, it quickly swung open.

"[Name?]" Diluc stared at you, his eyes widened a bit in surprise. "What brings you here?"

"Oh! Diluc! You scared me for a bit haha.." You put a hand over your heart, recovering from the shock you had felt. "Ah.. Sorry," Diluc looked over to what you had in your hands. "Oh, my coat. Have you came here to return it?" He asked. You nodded, handing him his coat.

"I was gonna tell you I still had your coat though you ran off before I can finish," You smiled softly. "Sorry about that. Something urgent came up-" Diluc scratched his cheek, returning your smile.

"Hm? Is that [name]?" A familiar voice came behind Diluc. Adelinde came into view, a smile present on her voice. "[Name]! It has been a while since I've seen you! How are you doing?" She cheerfully said. "I've been well Adelinde! Sorry that I haven't been able to visit lately. My work has been a mess these days." You chuckled, returning Adelinde's smile.

"It certainly is starting to get dark! Why don't you join Master Diluc for dinner?" She asked, continuing to have an innocent smile on her face. Diluc's eyes widened a bit once more, looking toward Adelinde.

You looked toward Diluc, seeing a hint of red in his ears, though it might just be his hair. "I would love to but I'm sure Diluc is busy-" "I wouldn't mind." Diluc interrupted your sentence before you could finish, clearing his throat. You began to heat up a bit.

"Well then! I'll start preparing the table!" Adelinde clapped her hands together before taking her leave.

You smiled, watching her take her leave. "You know- You're always welcomed here [name]." Diluc said, avoiding eye contact. You stepped through the doors, your face heating up.

"Hm~? I'm quite suspicious on how you had the Master Diluc's coat at your place." Lisa smirked, a mischievous look on her face. You had an annoyed expression on your face as you sipped your tea. "Are you gonna share or-?" Lisa poked at you, waiting for an answer. "Fine fine! Last one!"

𓂃 # THANK THE RAIN.

You ran through the rain, finding shelter under a small part under a roof. You groaned, realizing you had forgotten your umbrella at home. "Looks like I'll have to run through the rain or wait it out." You said, silently praying a better option pops up, and thank the gods who answered your prayer quickly.

"Forgotten your umbrella again?" A familiar voice popped up beside you. You quickly turned, seeing a familiar red blotch of hair. "Ahahaha, you know me." You chuckled, looking at Diluc. Some rustling sounds were made until Diluc started to place his coat on you.

"Eh? Don't you need this?" You questioned, trying to process his actions. "I'll be alright." Diluc looked away from you. You smiled softly, a warm feeling embracing your heart. "I should get going now then, thank you a lot Diluc." Before you left, you grabbed Diluc's arm softly, turning him towards you. Your lips came into contact to his cheek quickly, leaving a warm feeling.

You ran off toward the direction of your home, leaving a flustered Diluc behind.

He reached out before bringing his hand to the spot where you had left a quick kiss, a soft smile present on his face.

"Ohohoho~ I didn't take you as the confident one," Lisa giggled as you focused on your cup of tea. "How adorable you two are. I'm quite surprised how you manage to get Master Diluc melt within your presence, hehe." Lisa continued to mess with you, your face heating up after each comment.

A knock on the door saved you from Lisa's antics. A creaking noise was then heard as the door slowly opened. There stood a knight, with an envelope in his hand. "I have an important message for... [Name]?"

"That would be me," You smiled. The knight walked over and handed you the envelope quickly, before bowing and taking his leave.

"Oooo, what does it say?" Lisa stood up and walked over to you, looking over your shoulder.

Your name was written elegantly on the envelope. You took your time opening it, a sheet of paper slipping out. "Meet me at Starsnatch Cliff when the sun begins to set. I'll be patiently waiting for your arrival. -Diluc." The familiar hand writing had already hinted on who it was in the beginning.

"Looks like you should start running there~" Lisa giggled, pointing toward the window.

"Ack! Thank you for the help Lisa! I'll return it later!" You quickly gathered your stuff, rushing out the door.

"Ah, young romance,"

[thespacedragons]

Wearing the mystic flame skirt from @shopwitchvamp as a shawl/poncho thing(?) Makes me feel like a reclusive mage that lives in a tower that has the magical item the heros need for their quest.

Also, wearing the pocket in the front means I can just pull my wand out from seemingly nowhere so... awesomness. Literally magic.

And you can't even tell I have a chest! Dysphoria be banned from these halls!

Long post short: I am happy :)))

[painted-bees]

What if...smutty little writing doodle that contains the scene of their first kiss? :3c

[ghost-fish-artnblurbs]

very old doodle/comic thing i wanna share cause im also in executive dysfunction mode rn :""D it brought some good memories

[ricky-mortis]

I feel like every ship with Ted is a crackship bc this man simply should not be in a relationship (until he’s had extensive therapy at least)

Oh- I mean yeah, for sure. However! I do think that one of the great parts of some of these ships with Ted is his opportunity for growth. Just me personally y’know?

I think that while yes, he is in fact in desperate need of therapy, it’s hard for him to actually get to the point of actually seeking it. I imagine he gets there after a lot of talking things out with his partner, and a lot of getting over his pride. He is very self-aware, he absolutely knows that he is messed up, but he sees his way of dealing with it as reasonable, it’s how he’s learned to pretend he’s content. In reality, he knows he’s not, but- is he going to do anything about it? Hell no. At least that’s his perspective until he enters a relationship that isn’t one-sided or strictly sexual. 

I see him learning how to be loved in a way he’s only expressed outwardly. He hadn’t received these kind of feelings since the whole Jenny incident, and it’s scary. But through this he can get over that fear of being left again, of falling for someone who would just leave him at the drop of a hat before he can really get out how he feels. And then he can see that therapy can actually help him. (Now it has been a good two months since I’ve watched Time bastard so this is all entirely based off of my memory and HCs for him).

But yeah, I just like to think about him and that sometimes, ESPECIALLy within the context of Holy Bastard. I don’t see them as a long term thing, but I definitely see it as a relationship that they both grow from. I have a whole note on my phone about it that’s filled with what is essentially the plot of a fic I do not have the skill nor dedication to write.

All that being said, yeah, Ted definitely needs therapy, but I don’t neccessarily think it has to come before a relationship.

Idk, I don’t think I’m very well-spoken but I think I’m getting my meaning across. I adore Ted and think his character has so much terrific potential. 

[mukuharakazui-official]

Magic ask for a fancy collar?

eh- hey, hey, slow down with the spells...

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[nope! sorry kazui. he gains a fancy collar, larger than his prisoner's choker, but definitely fancier. A small charm of a green apple dangles from the middle]

eh- ah....this is just embarrassing now... What is it with you all and cat-related tricks, anyway?

[jessreadsandreads]

I'm far too exhausted to bake the very simple, relatively fast, green tea cupcake recipe specifically written to help me with healing my burned hide! I'm going to procrastinate on doing that for at least two weeks. However, in the meantime, I'll just quickly spend a couple of hours cooking a modified version of @aesethewitch's Medical Competence Aura Frittata, and a slapped together sweet potato hash spell recipe, geared towards doing the exact same thing. That makes sense.

To be fair, though, it was all super delicious, and they didn't not work. And if I get off my butt today, I could have the leftovers with a cupcake for dessert tonight. 💚

[furryprovocateur]

thinking back to this one blog i used to follow in like 2016 that was like this one person going to community college and they would blog shit like "hehe procrastinating my calculus homework" then like 3 hours later they would make posts like "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO DO NUMBER #7? I'M FUCKING BEGGING YOU" and then would attach a screenshot of the #7 in question while tagging it like #math help #studyblr #signal boost etc.

[rusmii]

omg?? found out how to get out of writers block:DDDD

aka by re writing the 10 paragraph you don't like until you like it enough to continue with the story

[enchanting-jewel]

Banish Procrastination Spell

You will need:

Black candle

Pepper

Rosemary

Cloves

Crush the herbs🌿 with your hands ✋to release the oil and then lay them around the base of the candle. 🕯

Light your candle and chant 3 or 9 times:

"Release procrastination from my mind my slow state I leave behind. Empty now all negativity and leave only peace and clarity. I work with speed. This is my will so shall it be harm to none nor return unto me."

Blow out your candle to end the spell.

[grandtheftaristotle]

I was gonna come up with a funky name for this until I realized what my options were 😶

[ultimatedreamer104]

I need a big cup of non- procrastination