#pub!charlie

[babybluebex]

Bex can I request Charlie dating and maybe nsfw hcs? Mwah take care of yourself

yes charlie my dearest love i absolutely can expand on him (wish there was more of him that didn't have IRISH MIKE splashed across it but i'll take what i can get)

my dear charlie

as an aside, doesn't pertain to anything else in this post, but he wears a small gold hoop in his left ear

(bc i NEED a joe character to wear something in his piercing and it's gonna be charlie)

anyway (gets nsfw after this, so i'll hide it under a cut)

he loves you so much, and he loves your body

he's always got a hand on your back or squeezing your thigh

sitting next to him on the stools in the pub and his thumb is rubbing the inside of your thigh

he loves to cuddle with you

laying between your legs and using your tits as a pillow is his favorite position to cuddle

he could fall asleep in that position (and he has)

his full body weight pressing down on you and you brush back his short curls "charlie baby, you've gotta wake up" and he groans and smashes his face closer into your tits

he's such a baby when you have to wake him up in the morning too

whining and groaning, silly thing

but he loves always touching you, and he loves kissing you

he'll kiss you anywhere he can in that moment, on your hand or cheek or the back of your head

when you instigate the kiss, you touch his cheeks and cup his jaw as you kiss him, and his arms wrap tight around your middle and press you right up against him

he'll leave hickies everywhere too

he'll leave them on your arms and legs, on your hips and stomach and tits, even on your side

if you tell him "don't mark me up, i have work tomorrow", he'll give you a mark that can be easily hidden under your shirt

he also loves being goofy and shoving his head up under your shirt to get at your tits

god charlie loves every part of you, but he LOVES your tits

he loves to suck on your nipples and bite them and hear you gasp

if he could, he would put your entire boob in his mouth and just watch tv like that

he DOES do something like that, nipple in the mouth as he watches telly

you know exactly when he's feeling frisky too, bc he'll start to go for your tits

in the pub and his arm is around your shoulders, and he tugs at the neck of your shirt like he's trying to pull it down

he likes PDA, not an obnoxious amount but he does like to show others that you're his girl

he'll kiss you in public and have his arm around you

and he starts to tug at your shirt or kiss your cheek and you’re like “alright time to go home”

he's not picky, he'll fuck you in whatever position he can manage to get you in

doggy? great! missionary? cool! cowgirl? right on!

he's just so excited to be having sex with you that it doesn't matter to him how it happens

he eats pussy like a champ too

getting down between your legs and looking up at you with his big brown eyes as he gives your cunt fat licks with the flat of his tongue

he could have his head buried between your thighs all night if you let him

sucking your clit and fucking your cunt with his tongue

oh also, pull his hair and watch how quickly he falls apart

or kiss his neck

THAT is charlie's weakness: kiss his neck a little bit and sigh in his ear and he's hard in an instant

and he takes his time with you

he'll fuck you until you come at least twice before he even thinks about coming himself

grabbing your waist and rolling his hips slowly into you, burying himself up to the hilt inside you and groaning softly

"jesus christ, love... so fucking tight"

he's not very vocal, but what he does say, it's all about you

"you feel so good" or "fuck, baby, so perfect"

he likes to come on your tits (duh) and he'll wait until the very last second to pull out and paint your chest

he doesn't mind getting a little gross, he'll kiss you after you give him head, even if you've still got a mouthful of cum

this is super long but bare with me for one more thing: anal. he LOVES it.

seeing your ass split on his cock is such a good sight for him

he could come just from the very thought of fucking your ass

sometimes during sex in your cunt, he'll put his thumb in your ass just to feel your tight rim clench around him in some way

when he's in your ass, that's when he gets a little rough, spanking you and pulling at your hair

he always comes super hard when he's fucking your ass

the type of orgasm where he sees stars flash in his vision and he's outta service for a few minutes afterwards while he tries to get his ears to stop ringing and his heart to stop racing

but he always, always thanks you after sex, no matter what kind

"thank you, darling, i love you"

[strangerathecinema]

i need them all to meet so badly actually

[thegreenhalf]

Two shows that canonically take place in Philadelphia (or, “Chahlie!” x2)

Will make more if people want

[charliework16]

the pure joy radiating from his face when he looks at a cat with mittens :’)

[chunkymonkeyz]

shouting into the void here but im thinking about a fic where the gang drifted apart after high school/college and everything went right in their lives… just my excuse for old man yaoi featuring weird guy psychiatrist dennis but it’s on the brain

[sweetdees-gf]

i am in DESPERATE need of slutty cropped Paddy’s Pub baby tee

[planetary-00]

prepare to experience… sexual magic

[les-annees-vingt]

Les Gais Lurons par Charly Miske, 1920.

[dudja]

Charlie and his hysterical drinking habits #Paint #green #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #Comedy #TVShow #Mac #Charlie #paddyspub

[couldtheyescortelliewilliams]

Propaganda:

i don’t think they would get her there or get attached. if anyone were to get attached, it’d be frank imo, because of his relationship with charlie

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How would they have handled the hospital shootout:

frank would start blasting but he is not bulletproof

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[babybluebex]

Bex bex listen to me real quick

…jealous sex w/ Charlie after a guy hits on you in the pub 🏃‍♀️💨

oh my god yes your mind

he's not gone from the table for long, but it's long enough for a random guy to approach you and ask to buy you a drink. "no thanks" you tell him but he's adamant "aw, pretty girls like you shouldn't pay for their own drinks"

"she's not" and charlie is suddenly right there, putting his arm around you "now, i'd 'ppreciate it if you left me and my missus alone"

and once he's got you home, he's gonna press you against the wall and kiss your neck and give you big, angry hickies, and when you ask "charlie sweetheart, what's going on with you?", he bites your neck "that's fuckin' guy, thinkin' he can just come take what's mine"

"he wouldn't have succeeded," you tell him, and charlie is quick to get you to bed

he doesn't tease at all that night, he spits down onto your cunt and slides himself into your soft walls in hardly any time, he just needs to be inside you, and you hiss at the pain of the stretch but charlie's not bothered by your tightness "my good girl... my girl, mine" and he's muttering to himself the whole time, staking his claim on you as he fucks you hard, slamming his hips into you and manhandling your legs up over his shoulders so he can fuck you deep

once he's done with you, you're covered in hickies and bruises from his tight grip, and you laugh in the mirror "jesus christ, charlie, didn't realize you'd react like that... maybe i oughta let guys hit on me more often"

"don't even joke about that" and he wraps his arms tight around your and kisses your cheek "you're mine, right? say it. tell me you're mine."

"all yours, charlie. never want anyone else."

[vinylespassion]

Charlie Mingus Record Club.

[chaplinfortheages]

Caption reads: Feb. 08, 1972 - Charlie Chaplin visits Charlie Chaplin : Charlie Chaplin, the famous film comedian today paid a visit to the Charlie Chaplin PUB at the Elephant and Castle, London, S.E. where he attended a special reception to mark the Royal Gala Charity Premiere of the comedian's film 'Modern Times" , which will be attended by Princess Alexandra and her husband at the Paramount Theater, Lower Regent Street, this evening. Photo shows the toast is Charlie Chaplin being called here by Alfie Howard, the Town Crier of Lambeth - at today s reception. Credit Image: © Keystone Press Agency/Keystone USA

Source of second photo Shunichi Ohkubo

[charliework16]

marketing genius

[stairnaheireann]

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