#purple kong

[s-pyder]

🕷️Diddy Kong Racing, 1997🕷️

[devdas5z]

Kong Xueer

[heian-era-housewife]

The Wormie Chronicles

An evolutionary analysis of Shiu's acceptance of a certain cursed worm.

Special thanks in large part to @noodle-is-unstable whose genius inspired...well, this! Thanks, Noodle 💜

Pt. 1 - The Origin

Toji walked into Shiu's office with his usual swagger, ready for his briefing on their latest target.

"Talk to me, Kong," he said.

"Subject's name is-" he stopped, staring over the rim of his readers, the pages of their target's profile drooping in his hands. "W-what the hell is that?"

"Oh, this?" Toji gestured to the ugly purple creature draped over his shoulders and around his waist. "S'a curse," he said simply with no further explanation.

"And you have it because...?"

"Holds things," Toji shrugged, "I'm training him to carry my weapons."

"I'm sorry, him? Did you just say him?"

"Yeah. I think," He shrugged again.

"How do you know- you know what? I'm not gonna... What do you mean it 'holds' things??"

Without another word, Toji reached for the curse's sputtering mouth, his hand swallowed up past the wrist as he rummaged for the hilt of his sword. Shiu dropped his papers, one hand gripping the edge of the desk behind him, the other bunching the fabric over his heart. Finding his grip, Toji pulled the cursed tool from the creature's mouth. Trails of drool dribbled from the end and onto the hardwood floor of Shiu's office. The handler stared in stunned disgust.

"He holds things," Toji repeated, as if the demonstration alone was a fully sufficient answer.

"I- You- I-," Shiu searched for words that wouldn't come. Taking a deep breath, he started over. "Zen'in-"

"It's Fushiguro now," the assassin corrected.

Another deep breath. "Toji," Shiu said, bringing his hands together and dropping the honorific. "Where in the fuck did you find that thing and, more importantly, how did you learn it could do that ??"

"Trial and error," he shrugged once more

"Trial and- ?!" Shiu heaved a sigh. "Forget it." Massaging his brow, he eyed the slobber on his mahogany floor. "Just keep it out of my office."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Two weeks later, Toji sauntered into Shiu's office, the ghastly purple curse wrapped snuggly around his torso.

"You still have that thing?" Shiu asked, an air of judgement to his voice as his lip curled in repulsion.

"He's useful," Toji stated.

"Can you even fight with that overgrown caterpillar clinging to you like that?" Shiu reached for his mug. He hadn't had nearly enough coffee for Toji's wacky bullshit.

"If he gets in the way, I just swallow him," Toji said casually.

Hot coffee shot from Shiu's mouth, spraying the floor as he choked on the oversized swig he'd just taken.

"Easy there," said Toji.

"Did- did you just say," Shiu gasped through strangled breaths, "'SWALLOW' ?"

"Yeah. You know," with great ease, Toji balled up the curse until it was about the size of a golf ball. Then, to Shiu's utter horror, he swallowed the orb in one great gulp.

"Wha- who- how the fuck?!" The handler's deep voice had jumped a full octave, cracking as he spluttered incoherently. Once again, he found himself clutching his chest.

"Yeah. And then I just," Toji reached a finger into his throat, gagging slightly before the ball reappeared in his hand. In one swift motion, the hideous curse was back to its original size and shape, draped comfortably on Toji's figure. "Like that," he finished.

With a shaking hand, Shiu reached once more for his mug, stumbling to his leather office chair before throwing himself into it. He drained the mug in one shot, realizing far too late there wasn't enough coffee in the world for Toji's wacky bullshit.

[sun-of-4-gun]

I keep falling for these girls that inevitably die in the end,, like it's always yeah sure ok annoying love interest. but then I've becomed endeared and just want them as proper characters.. maybe I'm more sad about the lost potential 💀

[roran01]

Ngl if I didn't see the name I would've thought it was someone else (I did for 2 seconds)

[internetterminus]

[purplealbumoftheday]

today's purple album of the day is: nothing or something to die for by mui zyu!

[hughmanrights]

Image Description:

Caligula = Worst of Humanity

Stans = Stalkers who are also fans

[i-j0s]

Deep Purple - Lazy  (Live 2001)

[beautifulabsurdities]

majestic sunset, hk 2023

📷: Canon A-1

🎞️: Cyberpunk 640T

[devdas5z]

Anne Hathaway in Vogue Hong Kong November 2022 Pt 3

[mercyofempty]

up until this morning i thought that the trope of a character having a nightmare and then someone like their partner or sibling or whatever comforting them by patting them or humming or just making their existence Known making the nightmare fade away was, while sweet, kind of silly because wouldnt they just wake up? how does it even affect their nightmares. well anyways my mum was in the loft this morning moving things around and my unconscious thought that it was really loud rats scuttling around and my dream suddenly transformed into being ambushed by a group of large sewer rats

[roseunspindle]

Webtoon Food

[mylittlestaubies]

Powder, G1, 1984, Hong Kong

Powder Pose

[oneofusnet]

Digital Noise Episode 344: Purple Velvet Fiction Machine DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 344: PURPLE VELVET FICTION MACHINE Chris and Wright have an epic-list this week of titles and despite having a bunch of classics on it, Wright has never seen any of them. From the purple-clad adventures of “The Kid”, to a young Tony Perkins getting a good talking-to from Henry Fonda. From an “Alien” analogue from the director of “Blade”, to a disaffected Richard Gere having lots of sex and getting framed for murder, we got it all. All titles were sent to Digital Noise by the distribution companies in question for the purpose of review. No other… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 344: Purple Velvet Fiction Machine read more on One of Us

[twl-cyan]

Day 696

咦銅鑼灣，你在看什麼？