#pyros-random-thoughts

[hellsitegenetics]

You always find the nicest pictures of creatures and plants and I love you 4 that

String identified: aa t ct ct cat a at a tat

Closest match: Hippocampus hippocampus genome assembly, chromosome: 21 Common name: Short-Snouted Seahorse

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[paper-mario-wiki]

ya know. my pyro obsession is definitely a gender thing for me. im 100% sure ive been consciously aware of that since i was like 16 while never in any way that i was willing to acknowledge to myself, but like. it makes so much sense thinking about it.

[here-comes-astro]

*those* tf2 players complaining about 'new fandom' & 'woke stuff' will never make sense to me cause in this game you already have:

1- a black/non-white person in the main character cast who isn't the butt of constant racist jokes

2- women in positions of power + ones that are very important to the story

3- a character whose gender is unconfirmed

4- various disabled characters [though one in particular is debatable, i guess]

5- a̶c̶c̶u̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶ i̶l̶l̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ r̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶

6- an implied to be/canonically lesbian character

[cartoonguy08]

Guys you know what would be so cool?

If I made BLU Pyro Aro/Ace

[tf2thoughtdump]

TF2 Thought of the Day

Mom Edition!

Headcanon? Yes.

Character(s)? All of the mercs.

Long or Short? Long.

This is my mother’s thoughts on the TF2 mercs, what she thinks of when she sees them. She didn’t know anything about the mercs when I told her to give me her thoughts mind you. You may use whatever she says for whatever media you make.

Thought:

Scout - The douche that tries to be nice but is a player

Soldier - Looks like mega a-hole and acts like a-hole ‘cause he’s lonely and never gets laid. Thinks all girls want him and gets overly mad when he’s rejected.

Pyro - Probably sad and lonely but the sweetest guy ever when you know him

Demo - LOOKS like an alcoholic. Probably funny but also seems kinda mean. Like, the realest one on the team

Heavy - Looks like he couldn’t do anything else but join the military, but still takes care of his family. A big one upper. Can probably fish, hunt, etc.

Engineer - He looks like the strong-silent type. Shows up to work, leaves, occasionally cusses someone out. Looks like someone that knows everything and without him we (the team) would die

Medic - Yeah, he looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. He looks crazy.

Sniper - Reminds her of the guy from Jurassic Park. He was helpful but got messed up but still saved the day.

Spy - The criminal of the group. Not really supposed to be there but was invited anyways. Kind of the smartest but because he’s the baddest.

[metalheaded-freak]

I did a thing, couldn’t help myself

[thraximus]

Idk if this has been done yet so sue me if it has

[demonir]

pyro offering any of the mercs a (currently on fire) picture book ,,, , :3

They made a photo book full of memories :]

Requests are still open! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

close ups of the photos here ↓

it was so hard to draw detailed stuff that tiny but i enjoyed doing it :D

[rvstyartstar]

This trend but with my currenthyperfixation

[avemstella]

Between Natlan on the horizon (which I have thoughts about I will restrain...) and Itotia showing up in the most recent Venti chap (and won't confirm or deny that she maybe might be showing up in the main fic quite soon), my girl is on the brain. Here she is, everyone's favorite wayward, warmongering wretch, the Pyro Archon!

[hiddenarchivist]

You set a hallway on fire one time... and you get a solo field trip to a fire station and a really cool intervention certificate that you can show off.

[cartoonguy08]

The way I get addicted to a tf2 ship is when I think about it and how I portray the mercs in my cartoony ahh world

Thinkin’ about wet cat BLU engineer and silly goofy RED Pyro Texas Toast and how genuinely healthy these two might be for each other

BLU Engie gets to rant about all his projects without being told to shut it or no one cares, and RED pyro can listen because Engie’s taking the time to explain thoroughly and not shoo him away or at least get scared of him being so close.

They dance and do goofy cartoony shit and I love it I need to draw it I need to draw it NEOW—

[tf2thoughtdump]

TF2 Thought of the Day

Finally!

Headcanon? Yes.

Character(s)? Pyro.

Long or Short? Short

Thought

Where ever Pyro’s living space is, it is covered head to toe with unicorns. Unicorn lamp, unicorn picture frame, unicorn furniture. That might be going a bit too far… but regardless! It’s a lot of unicorns for one being.

[rubys-domain]

yuta's really giving "seems lyney is saying some strange things again" here lmao

[ratinacrisis]

I have another random question; y'all think Medic has a shit ton of sticker packets like a lot of children's doctors do? Like, they're all colourful and stuff and probably some are snarky (requested by Scout)

And this gives me an amazing mental image of Medic doing a check-up on Pyro - Pyro looking over the stickers and peeling some off to stick it on their gasmask and occasionally on Medic's face. Then Scout just bursts in, like; “YO, DOC, I FOUND THESE STICKERS ON AMAZON! CAN WE GET THEM?”

Ya think Scout ever just steals random shit from other mercs? Like for Heavy? It'd be stealing a singular fucking bullet. Engineer? wrench. Medic? pen. Demoman? A random grenade. Soldier? Spare hat. Sniper? Maybe a jar or nothing at all. Pyro? Rubix Cube. Spy? Shit ton of cigarettes and wine.

Also, would Scout just cram all these things into a closet or some shit??

[thatdeadaquarius]

College be kicking my ass but we continue on like Scaramouche (alive and kicking, but still crabby about it all lmfao)

Random idea but what happens when the acolytes got hold of Creator that is able to squeeze into small places (like a cat would but less liquid) and knows how to escape? Think of sagau but instead of all the deaths, its just they got overexited and chased the Creator the moment they see them which scared them shitless seeing a mob just appear out of nowhere.

I mean who wouldn't after seeing your favourite person in your favourite game just appear right in front of you? (I apologize in advance to the poor unfortunate sucker)

Imagine a world-wide search that keeps getting them heart attacks. Venti just flying by with Dvalin ony to see you on top of the floating pillar above Dragonspine LEANING PRECARIOUSLY OH MY ARCHONS GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE---

Zhongli walking around trying to find peace and quiet only to sense your presence which led him towards Azhdaha's domain and nearly shouted in terror seeing you hanging by one of the limestones above the slumbering dragon your grace what and how the in the fucking name of teyvat did you---

Yae Miko screaming in surprise seeing you inside one of the cupboards of your grace's house (you made a small temporary one in each country in case u need more rest) that she and Ei found in one of the remote islands.

Nahida and the entire Forest Rangers having one of the most intense, frustrating and most challenging game of hide and seek in the entire freaking forest.

You hiding underneath the sand like a fricking snake everytime Cyno spots you from a disrance.

-Vine Boom 🧨

I am no longer apologizing for lateness simply bc atp its basically assumed Im terribly sorry 💀 /so gen

  

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Sun: Reader, (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Imposter SAGAU? Imposter SAGAU Reversed Ver? unclear (NOT DARK)

Stars: little here, little there

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: reader/you thinks everyone is hunting them down, dark sagau fake-baiting lmao, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

No but the traumatic experience of you cautiously wandering into Mondstadt after realizing ur in Genshin like, ✨👄✨

and every single street/alleyway you try to go down to even avoid it is just people all looking at you like: 👁️👄👁️ ???

and ur over here equally just like: 😃 tf u lookin at????

u get up near the cathedral and finally see a playable character, Barbara, and she just fully GASPS and POINTS at you like she’s getting paid to be an actor for this

shouting sm nonsense like: “My Creator??? King of All???? IS THAT YOU?????”

and after which a few nuns check the commotion, Rosaria and Barbara’s Visions are glowing, and all join in heckling you

Venti coming (literally) flying around a corner on a breeze, saying he was trying to catch up to you, and ohhh now ur Convinced:

None of these bitches must be happy to see you, you did forcefully control their bodies if by the sounds of it they knew you/they must’ve been aware during the game, aw damn looks like u gotta run for your life now

You just book it out of Mond, Venti/Barbara yelling after you to come back, and meanwhile you’re leaving a shell-shocked Jean/Diluc/Kaeya (with Visions glowing) in ur wake on the way out

Not one being, mortal or otherwise, convinces you to stay in Mond, and you finally get to Dragonspine- the only place u know they wont follow

(well maybe the pyro characters but ur betting if u can make it up the mountain theyre not committed to,, running you down? arresting you?? ur not sure)

u make it all the way up and luckily everythings all solved like u did in the game, the traveler must be well into teyvat by now, and u decide to say “for the already achieved achievement” and fuck around and find out near the nail

U thought as u finally got on it u heard a scream somewhere in the sky, and u spotted Dvalin carrying Venti/Barbatos, and once again book it out of town (damn u cant believe theyre so committed they got the dragon in on it…)

so u haul ass all the way down the mountain, traveling only at night, living like a vampire, holing up during the day when u see Mond citizens/knights/gods/etc. walking around presumably looking for you

but u make it, finally! sweet, sweet Liyue, ur 2nd home (besides Mondstadt)

Only to immediately, like right outside the fucking gates to Liyue Harbor, run into Zhongli.

and he’s standing there like this mf knew u were coming, and the first thing out his mouth is some BS like, “…Darnell, that you??”/ref LMAOO

but instead of laughing abt it u just scream and run for your life haha

oh jesus h christ- he’s sending the adepti after you fuck- how hated are you??

sure u maybe hate Celestia a little, and sympathize with the traveler, but this seems a little extreme?!

you go to the one place u know he/any other adeptus doesnt like to come often, Azdaha’s cave

and after a night (well, day bc ur sleeping during the day now) of Azdaha sleeping peacefully, he wakes up fully coherent and u actaully have a rlly pleasant conversation with him about Liyue food lol

he also kept mentioning some kind of god? but like in reference to you?? are u connected to them, u kinda know a lot of gods atp so ur not sure which he means, a god to rule them all??? Celestia?? yeah u guess u know those fucks-

Cue u looking down from ur perch in the stalagmites above, u found a ledge and Azdaha helped you,

only to see a very concerned and borderline nervous Zhongli down below, Azhdaha just greets him like nothing’s wrong, but as soon as he sees you’re uncomfortable, helps you escape (more like teleport) away

(the old geo archon was probably nervous just be around Azhdaha u assume)

and now ur on the islands of Inazuma

u know exactly what islands are all but abandoned, the ghost one, the electrocuting one, and the scary bird one, all great options 👍

Raiden and Yae Miko manage to find you on every single one, with Yae getting more and more exasperated, and Ei getting more and more concerened with every position they find you in

hanging out on the banks of the electro river that would kill you if it weren’t for the little electro trees fending it off (thank fuck u maxed that shit out while in game)

bc u assumed they’d hate to be around it, plus lots of ronin- nope Ei is almost… scolding you?? oh but she’s got her Musou no Hitotachi out fuCK-

(she was slaying ronins that were getting too close to you)

she also is constantly jumpscaring you on tsurumi island/ghost island bc while the ghosts are gone, the creepy atmosphere isn't, and it makes her all the more terrifying as The Raiden Shogun comes walking out of the fog into the cave you've hidden in, stuff of ur nightmares for weeks as u just bird box style try to be silent and stealth around the island to get to an abandoned boat,

literally her scary ass purple sword glowing silhouette wandering around in the fog as you paddle away 💀

getting to thunder bird island and Yae Miko is literally both running/teleporting as quickly as she can to you, as you jump from floating rock to floating rock to escape her, god its so unnerving to watch someone so lazy running after you

she keeps getting in this weird “praising the heavens pose” sometimes when you jump, oh shit she’s aiming hER ATTACKS AT YOU THATS WHY-

oh good- she missed and deflected some stray debris coming ur way, u gotta get to the bird area and see if you can glide away (u managed to get a glider at some point thank fuck)

the bird is luckily on ur side against all these mfs trying to hunt u down (for controlling their bodies u guess) and flies u back to mainland teyvat

sumeru u thought would have the most mercy on u tbh, maybe fontaine bc Neuvillette only rlly cares if u break “fontaine” laws, maybe he wouldn't care to chase down a mortal like u over this

and nahida bc shes just nice

which is somewhat true, as you are acting like tarzan swinging around on vines and shit to escape the forest rangers

but she does show up in ur dreams, but shes just all foggy or distorted, u guess bc ur not of this world or smth??

and so it just unnerves u more, and u try to make it out to the desert, where at least there's no gods to worry about

mf ur hunkered down in a pyramid and see the shadowy shape of Cyno walking thru a sandstorm at you 💀

U dont kno how u got out of that one tbh, smth abt “king deshret made a plan for this” and left it behind for ppl to use to escape underground, sweet

And while Nahida and other eremites, scholars like Alhaitham/Kaveh/Dehya were looking around the desert sands, u slip by them

And u make it to the oasis at the edge of the desert, and steal an old rowboat to cross to fontaine (if i had a nickel everytime u needed to escape a god via old rowboat, youd have 2 nickels- )

and getting to Fontaine is not much better.

U literally get to the clockwork tower, foggy, ominous, uninhabited except for treasure-seekers occasionally, its perfect

until Neuvillette himself just strolls in abt 3 nights of u making camp there

u nearly shit urself as he just fake-knocked on a wall, meanwhile ur like hanging from the ceiling (four limbs out suspending you type of fictional shit)

luckily, mostly bc u were trying to wait him out (which wasn't possible ur limbs hurt so bad) he was, finally, the first person around u long enough to be genuinely kind and patient and answer questions

(Neuvillette acc couldn't figure out where u were at first, and was very confused how u got ur voice to boom around this chamber of the tower, after a minute of talking u trusted him enough to tell him to look up lol)

just in time too, he was able to hide u from the archons a little longer bc u were nervous

(u were already intimidated enough by Neuvillette being irl himself, talking to you, let alone all the other gods/vision users, as u realized afterwards thinking abt all the ppl trying to “hunt u down”, that if they all counted as ppl actually wanting to see you, that was a rlly overwhelming amount, esp if their first instinct is to run at you??? what are you, a fan-abused/disrespected kpop idol????)

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trying to be fancy and schedule posts once i get enough free time to actually wrangle my adhd to actually partake in my favorite hobbies 💀

well as long as I'm not getting slammed with lots of shifts again

hope u guys had a great weekend and have a good week! Happy late Valentine’s Day :)

Safe Travels Vine Boom,

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