#python difference()

[thlpp]

Most people have a mouse next to their keyboard, but me, I got a snake!

[arthur-two-sheds-jackson]

It's... Monty Python's Media Masterpost!

Here, my fellows, as I promised, are the links for nearly every Python content released and available on the internet (missing only the Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy) complete oratorio and PDF versions of the books - including Michael Palin's diaries), for the Python-obsessed, brain-fried completist like me. If you ever need to have easy access to something, just click on the links! And if you or someone you know wants to get into the Python fandom, just refer to this post!

Enjoy!!!

[Audios are in blue, TV shows, docs and specials are in green, films are in orange, games are in red and other kinds of content are in pink. (I chose the videos based on whether they were in good quality; most of them are in HQ or close to that when possible.)]

Monty Python's Flying Circus (Internet Archive version - Google Drive version)

Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus

Another Record

Previous Record

And Now For Something Completely Different

1971 Montreux Special

Labour Party Instructional Film

Birds Eye Peas Industrial Film

Close-Up Industrial Film

Matching Tie and Handkerchief

1973 sketch for Dutch TV

1973 French TV appearance

Is This a Record? Guinness Film

Live at Drury Lane

The Holy Grail

Live at the City Center (side 1 - side 2)

Life of Brian (Internet Archive version - YouTube version - The Pythons' 1979 a.D. BBC documentary - 1979 debate on Saturday Night, Sunday Morning)

Live at the Hollywood Bowl (Internet Archive version - YouTube version)

The Meaning of Life (complete with The Crimson Permanent Assurance!)

Parrot Sketch Not Included (Life of Python)

1990 Omnibus documentary

Monty Python Sings (Again)

Python Night (Paramount Comedy Network mockumentary)

Live at Aspen

Spamalot (concert film featuring the original Broadway cast - playlist of original Broadway cast recording)

Channel 4's 2006 documentary

Almost the Truth: Lawyer's Cut (with Russian subtitles... don't worry, I have BRICS immunity, I'll cover you) (part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6)

Holy Flying Circus (by @anythingcanhappeninmay and complete with bonus thingies!)

A Liar's Autobiography (the movie - audiobook narrated by Graham Chapman)

Live (Mostly) (And Now For Something Rather Similar)

Monty Python at 50 radio broadcasts (by @gordonsgano)

Michael Palin: A Life on Screen

Graham Chapman's Pre-Python Home Movies

Terry Jones' Home Movies

Michael Palin's 1978 Home Movies

The Holy Grail flash game

The Holy Grail PC videogame (at the Collection Chamber blog)

The Meaning of Life PC videogame (also at the Collection Chamber blog)

Complete Waste of Time PC videogame (also also at the Collection Chamber blog)

[dunmeshistash]

Here to talk and ask questions about something probably nobody cares about but me. It sorta bugs me that they call dungeon rabbits rabbits when they’re clearly hares. Everything from the long forelegs to the haunted eyes reads as hare.

I was wondering if maybe it was just translated as rabbit and if the Japanese name calls it a hare? Google translate tells me there are two different words for rabbit and hare (though there’s only a syllable difference between the two words). I don’t know if Japanese folks actually really use that word and make the distinction though lol, or if the just consider rabbit as an acceptable word for any lagomorph. I suppose hares get called rabbits all the time in English though, too. I just really like hares so I’m sorta frothing at the mouth over this. I can’t speak or read the language, so I can’t check for myself beyond using google translate.

Or maybe Kui meant for them to be rabbits but referenced pics of hares by mistake? Idk.

Hare on the left rabbit on the right (for those who don't know)

I think dungeon rabbits are probably something between a rabbit and a hare, since monsters in dungeon meshi are rarely a 1:1 to real animals. The giant bat is one that gets me the most (cause I love bats) they LOOK 100% like a fruit eating bat but they drink blood.

Dungeon Rabbit description says "they look exactly like adorable bunnies" in the AB, and they are pretty "cute" for a hare I think? (hares are cute too tho) I can at least confirm Kui intended for them to be called Rabbits, their official english name given by Kui is "Rabbit of Dungeon". The jackalope looks more like an actual bunny, so Kui probably knows the difference and it's a purposeful design choice

(I think they look enough like a bunny in the manga but I'm no bunny specialist)

One thing about Dungeon Meshi (ignoring the whole discussion of whats a monster and whats an animal) is that part of why they exist seem to be to scare humans? Like lots of them seem to design themselves (or have been designed to) specifically target humans/inspire fear, like treasure bugs for example and mimics, they disguise themselves as something that will attract humans, Harpies have a distorted human face and breasts, they aren't just normally evolved animals, they are things of nightmares (in some cases)

The dungeon rabbit (and the blood drinking giant bat) to me follow that logic of "must scare humans", the dungeon rabbit is something that from far away you think kinda looks cute but then as you see them closer you realize it's "off" (or you die before you can) so looking kind of like a bunny but with the "stranger" proportions/eyes of a hare makes sense in that context.

All of that said, they're most likely a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so calling them rabbits makes that reference more obvious

edit: answer about the japanese word here (i forgot at first)

[gingermintpepper]

There are many things people expect from one called 'God of Blood'. Always, the first thought is the blood of war, the blood of violence, the blood of the weak shed for the goals of the strong. Ares doesn't think of the blood of battle at all. When he thinks of blood, he envisions the many tied knots of blood bonds and bonds forged in the blood of battle. Blood sons and blood daughters, blood brothers and battle sisters, blood oaths and blood vengeance - he watches over them all and keeps close each one of these bonds.

One cannot begrudge his displeasure then when he realises he cannot tell Leto's offspring apart just by looking at them.

It was easier when it was just Artemis. Dark hair curled about her shoulders, a fierce mien whenever Father summons her to the mountain, a scattering of bones and blood shed whenever she was disturbed; the eldest child of Leto was a wild thing, sharp toothed with sharper claws always at the ready. There's whispers of her being a twin, of her other half being made to crawl on their belly as penance for their sin of god-slaying but Ares pays it little mind. What twins look alike among their number? Even dog litters are born distinct with all their unique markings inlaid in their fur. Artemis' twin too would be much more than their sister's mirror image.

Pouring over his list now, he wishes anything about Phoebus Apollo was that simple.

Mirror image did not begin to describe it. The twins were the same height, the same build, had the same colour and texture hair, ate the same raw food and drank the same amount of nectar. There was no difference in how they dressed, no difference in the company they kept, no variance in the weapons they used. There are some days Ares still cannot believe Phoebus will grow into a man and not some nymph with the way his ears have that slender point. He watches them now, sitting together beneath a shady palm and stringing their bows in an uncanny unison and curses because he still cannot tell them apart. What use is his skill in knowing blood when they both have the same damn blood running through their veins? What bond is there to sense when they are tied so tightly together, Ares can scarcely tell brother from sister?

He sighs. Unadorned and completely alone, the only way to know who is who is to speak to them. He'll have to find more ways to tell them apart from a distance. Surely they cannot stay this similar all the rest of their immortal lives.

[cuntecoyote]

It is so weird to me how even passionate snake keepers will say "your snake does not love you and is incapable of loving you and you should not think that it does" and then also say "even though snakes are afraid of everything on Earth you can build enough trust that they recognize you and know you're safe"

[letusridetocamelot]

(insert goofy ahh “Holy Flying Circus” (2011) memes because this MP Biopic deserves all the love it needs cuz it’s actually really good and very funny, and it is very underrated too)

fr it is SO underrated it’s hurts💔💔 ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE

[marlynnofmany]

An interesting journey of discovery

So first I stumbled upon this from Ultrafacts:

Well THAT’S interesting. Some googling confirmed it: John Cleese talked in an interview about when he learned of this in school -- his English teacher seemed to have come away with the impression that “If you didn't give up, you couldn't lose.” And that led to “It’s just a flesh wound!!!” years later.

Then I checked Wikipedia for the wrestler they were talking about, and was brought up short by this image:

I know that statue, I thought. I’ve seen it with wings.

And I wasn’t wrong.

  Yup, it’s the same one! Different angle, but same pose.

  So that’s amazing. Monty Python, ineffable stubbornness, and naked wrestling.

I’m not sure what conclusion to draw from this, but I’m sure there are several.

[baptizedinbloodd]

non horror edit : > but i luv them <3

[rigelmejo]

learning to code!

When I was 9 years old, I learned enough html to code neopets pages, my own geocities websites, and I even made forums on my own sites so my friends could all roleplay together or rant together lol. And then? I forgot so much. I no longer no how to make a forum, or even a 'next page' button - so even the dream of just making a simple blog or webnovel site feels like a huge hurdle now. (9 year old me could probably figure it out in 2 hours).

So I'm relearning! I figured this would be a fun post to place resources I find for coding, since there's coding languages, and I figure maybe if you like running you're blog then you also might be interested in tools for making blogs!

First, for those of you who miss the old geocities and angelfire type of sites to make your own free site on: neocities.org

You can make free sites you can code yourself, the way 9 year old me did. A lot of people have made SUCH amazing sites, it's baffling my mind trying to figure out how they did, I definitely wish I could make an art portfolio site even a fourth as cool as some of the sites people have made on here.

And for those pressed for time, who aren't about to learn coding right now: wix.com is the place I recommend for building a site, it requires no coding skill and is fairly straightforward about adding pages or features by clicking buttons. I used it to make my art portfolio site, I am testing out using it for my webnovel - the alternative is Wordpress, but wix.com is letting me basically make a wordpress blog Inside my own site. It's very beginner friendly in terms of "how the fuck do I set up a 'sign up for updates' message and have my site actually email these people my novel updates?" and "I need a 4x20 grid of my art down the page, that lets people click the art to see it's information and make it bigger."

I did neocities.org's little html tutorial today, it's the part of html I DID remember (links, paragraphs, headers).

My next step is to go through htmldog.com's tutorials. They go from beginner, to intermediate, to CSS. Unlike many a coding tutorial I've seen, they explain what program on your computer you need to WRITE the code in and then how to save it and how to open it. (You'd think this isn't a big deal but I've been looking into how to learn Python for months and I can't find a tutorial explaining what fucking program to write my python in... notepad? do I need something else? I don't fucking know!! My dad finally gave me a printed textbook which supposedly tells you what to download to start... I learned C++ in college and for that you needed Visual Basic to code C++, so I figured I needed Something to Write the fucking python IN.)

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

helping out at the local reptile place today while starlight sells stuff and I helped get a rescue ball python adopted 🌚✨ heheeeee

[allyougottado]

i love this cover a lot… cthylla's voice is SO CUTE

[merrierobin]

Just some Monty Python fan merches...（02）

Go ahead, I have more to post

Monty Python's Flying Circus

2. Badge (no, cookies...

Yummy yummy

3. Stamps (actually they're stickers

You can't actually use them for mailing letters, but they're perfect for decorating notebooks.

4. Note Board

well I only made this for myself bec I'm the forgetful type.

Palin and Idle

ok don't judge me but these two are my fav so here we go:

Bonus:

the Colonel and the Captain (BBC Ghosts), they are just so alike as fuck...

[p12lysanderdelanne]

long term project where i replace every instance of j*hn clee*e with a trans woman

[gomzdrawfr]

On that mark about 'Behave'...

Raven possible, I know not her anger and words, but...

'You fucking dog!' as she's moving to cut down an enemy.

How would that go 😊

Price is gone HDJSJDHSH that man will be staring at her in mild surprise before he excuses himself to fix something between his legs HDHDHS

Great question about her anger, *cracks knuckles* yap below

See the way I write Raven is she’s someone who rarely gives in to anger, part of it is the training she’s got and the tolerance she built up for things that would piss most people off (ya standard operative/soldier stuff). It’s not that she doesn’t feel the anger though, she does, often in full force, but she’s better at compartmentalized it, shoving it into a box and slamming it into the back of her head where it can’t interfere with her focus.

But the thing about that kind of control is that it doesn’t make the anger go away. It builds and builds, and when the right (or unfortunate) situation or person pushes her too far, that box will break.

It starts small, changes in her body language that is almost hard to describe but not impossible to miss, like her eyes turning sharper and cold. There’s no shouting, no dramatic screaming, just this….heavy, ice-cold intensity that kinda makes you go “ah shit I fucked up”

The next is if she gives a verbal warning, you’re basically 80% fucked. It’s quiet but it’s packed with weight. A few words, just baaaarely restrained, enough to put the fear of God into anyone who was stupid enough to cross her.

When she’s fully snapped, her anger isn’t chaotic, it’s quite the opposite. Somehow it’s precise and sharp, because when she was brooding before she breaks she was already calculating “a few” ways to “deal” with the unfortunate dickhead. She was just waiting for an excuse to do it. She’ll aim for damage, not ending, she’ll make sure they regret everything with whatever pain she inflicted which will carry on for days, depending on how fucked the person is.

“You fucking dog”

yeah, I can picture her spewing that in a way like she’s smacking a mosquito away like a nuisance.

Can’t really blame Price for going bonkers since this is Raven that is well, Raven, and it’s as feral as it is controlled. A primal instinct? To be proud and mesmerized by the sheer display of force that is usually contained. There’s just this glint in her eyes that really makes Price goes “damn that’s my wife” XD

Raven: *obliterates someone for speaking ill of Price*

Price: well mark me down as scared and horny-

[why-the-heck-not]

writes with python ”ugh I wanna write javascript” -> writes with javascript ”ugh I wanna write c++” -> writes with c++ ”I have made a horrible mistake”

[letusridetocamelot]

only time ill ever get dressed up all nice 🔥🔥

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@yonderghostshistories posted something similar on tiktok so i made my own version w diff pictures🙏