#queen-of-upshur

[drwernicke]

Every day I think about how Miles Upshur is just a queen bee, logically speaking. He repopulates and reproduces for the hive, and in turn, the hive protects him. I have a lot of very normal feelings about this.

[hyenagurl]

GRAH i made an ao3 account thanks to @queen-of-upshur I CAN FINALLY POST SOON hopefully by the end of this week!!!

[bankaizen]

tagged by @scionshtola 💕

challenge: make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. see which character is everyone's favorite

tagging: @rorohara @shinjihirakos @effigyofowls @teamhawkeye @queen-of-upshur

[jadelynlace]

True Warriors Rarely Go Quietly⎮Modern Vikings AU [Ivar x F!Reader], Preview

synopsis: When you find the other person who was hurt by your ex-boyfriend’s cheating, you create an unlikely alliance. 

pairing: Modern Ivar x F!Reader

content warnings: Mentions of cheating and heartbreak, strong language / adult themes, sexual content, Ivar being a dick... 

author’s note: I know. Don’t say anything, I’m writing something new. Divider is by @firefly-graphics​

When the ringing finally halts, you hear a voice, silky and low, speak: “Hello?” 

“Is this Ivar?” You meekly ask.

“Not if I owe you money,” He snaps back.

“You don’t. But, uh—you’re with Freydis?” You say before here’s a silence. “Wait, don’t hang up! She cheated on you with my boyfriend.” You add quickly. “I want your help to get revenge,” And you swallow thickly while silence overtakes the line.

“I’m listening,” Ivar finally hums.

“Oh, um, that’s really all I have so far,” You confess. “I didn’t know if you’d agree to it,”

“You called because you wanted my help getting revenge?” Ivar clarifies. 

“I thought you might have an idea,” You sigh. “I was told to just...move on,”

“And where’s the fun in that?” Ivar snorts. “I…might have an idea,”

“….A legal one?”

“No,” Ivar deadpans. “Actually...” Ivar starts after another pause. “Freydis always did talk about how she wished she looked,” You hear him say. 

“Alright?” You reply before another pause.

“And you…fit that image,” Ivar then adds. “Oh, you fit that image well,”

“How the hell do you know what I look like?” You say suddenly.

“Well, you’re Y/N Y/L/N, you’re from the same city I’m from and you work at—” 

“Are you on my Facebook page?” You nearly shriek.

“Modern problems require modern solutions, sweetheart,” Ivar hums.

“Those pictures are terrible,” You mumble.

“I don’t think so,” Ivar says, kicking himself as soon as the sentence leaves his lips.

“Do you have an idea?” You ask again.

“Oh, I do,”

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[eddie-bruhskin]

queen-of-upshur replied to your post “Happy early Holidays or if you don’t celebrate, just have a great day...”

Merry Christmas to you too! I also live in a country where christmas is being celebrated on the 24th (Austria)! all the best to you! ^_^

Thank you! We are in neighbouring countries then :)

[poetryofyouth]

Someone is horny on main for corpse paint hu

YES and it's ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED

[casino-lights]

Birth!!! :D

Birth!!! 🥳

[thefloorisbalaclava]

queen-of-upshur replied to your photo “Ready for tomorrow night! You'll never see me like this again lol”

Galfbalbdlyhals !!!!!!! My feed was BLESSED by the photo, hoooooly shit ������������ the heat wave here in Europe just reached a new peak thanks to you!!!

oh god tani...i seriously had to sit and hide my face in my hands for a moment after reading this. you are so sweet! thank you my darling! <3

[alcappacino]

YOU ARE GONNA SEE THE MOODIES TODAY??? HOW RAD IS THAT Have fun!!! ❤🖤❤🖤

Ahhh thank you!! :D I’m super excited afsjghffgsfx.

[lenafromthenordiccoven]

DO 'EM ALL 1-44 LETS GO

jesus, tani XD 

putting them under the cut 

0.      Height:1,65 m/ 5‘ 4.9“

1.      Age: 21

2.      Shoe size:37-39/5-6 (UK sizes)

3.      Do yousmoke? Nope

4.      Do youdrink? YES! Avid lover of gin, white wine and rum over here. And beer. I wantto like whiskey, but I don’t really.

5.      Do youtake drugs? Nope

6.      Age youget mistaken for: 18 or 19. Although hardly anybody ever asks.

7.      Havetattoos? Not yet

8.      Want anytattoos? Yes. Many. Two of them would be related to my books.

9.      Got anypiercings? Only earrings.

10.  Want anypiercings? Not at the moment.

11.  Bestfriend? Well, there would be @mightysqare and @tinawiththeglasses and thenthere’s my egyptology nerds and my crazy cat ladies. So I have like… 8?

12.  Relationshipstatus: single af. Nobody wants to date me and honestly, I don’t really havethe time atm either XD

13.  Biggestturn ons: being supportive of my interests? Willing to stay in with me andbinge watch a show on Netflix?

14.  Biggestturn offs: Being condescending because they don’t like my interests or becauseI’m a woman and not supposed to be interested in that. Being racist orhomphobic or transphobic. Generally being an asshole to people.

15.  Favouritemovie: Lord oft he Rings trilogy and the Mummy 1 & 2 with Brendan Fraserand Rachel Weisz

16.  I’ll loveyou if… you bake me a cake or buy me books or take me to a museum

17.  Someoneyou miss: my cat

18.  Mosttraumatic experience: too personal, sorry. I can’t really talk about it either.

19.  A factabout your personality: I’m a nerd.

20.  What Ihate most about myself: my wobbly stomach and legs.

21.  What Ilove most about myself: my imagination

22.  What Iwant to be when I get older: Published author/screenwriter, maybe translator oreditor for books

23.  Myrelationship with my sibling: Closer than we used to be when we were children.Recently realized that we’re very similar in our interests

24.  Myrelationship with my parents: eh… not as close as we used to be. Mainly causeof my Dad.

25.  My idea ofa perfect date: either going to a book store or a museum or eating dinner athome, cuddling and watching TV or reading

26.  My biggestpet peeves: condescending people in fandoms and in general.

27.  Adescription of the girl/boy I like: not really have anyone atm, apart fromcelebrities XD

28.  Adescription of the person I dislike most: apparently doesn’t listen to what I’msaying, nor read what I write closely enough to understand it. Doesn’t ask meto explain it further. Always thinks, his opinion is the only right one.

29.  A reason I’velied to a friend: I usually don’t lie to friends

30.  What Ihate most about work/school: That some people who grade me, don’t ask if theydon’t understand what I mean.

31.  What mylast text message says: okidoki ^^

32.   What words upset me the most: I hate youbecause blablabla

33.  What wordsmake me feel the best about myself: Loved the chapter/story/etc. Anything nice aboutmy writing really.

34.  What Ifind attractive in women: Good sense of humour, nerdy, but could kick my ass ifshe wanted to.

35.  What Ifind attractive in men: Same sense of humour, being supportive, a nice voice???

36.  Where Iwould like to live: London or Edinburgh or New Zealand

37.  One of myinsecurities: Being too nerdy and putting people off

38.  Mychildhood career choice: veterinarian

39.  Myfavourite ice cream flavour: Tiramisu!

40.  Who I wishI could be: Not exactly her, but I wish I could be more like Rose Leslie andGal Gadot.

41.  Where Iwant to be right now: At home with my cat

42.  The lastthing I ate: toast with chocolate spread vom Sainsbury’s

43.  Sexiestperson that comes to my mind immediately: Charlie Hunnam

44.  A randomfact about anything: I’m almost halfway done with my writing goal for the day

[stayonthetentacle]

Fuzzy socks and Mittens! :3

🌸Fuzzy Socks: What’s your favourite movie?Oh man that could change depending on when you ask me!  For now I’m going to say either Lo or Reservoir Dogs.  Special mention to Devil’s Rejects since that movie was so formative to my creative side and character creation🌸Mittens: Do you like the snow?Being in a desert, I don’t get to see much of snow ): but it has snowed here before.  One of my favorite memories was in high school and we had a snow day so I hung out with friends and we had the most insane snowball fight and then wound down with hot chocolate

[jadelynlace]

Obviously reader can hold her own. She's a tough cookie. But I'm curious, what's an instance where Ink Drinker Ivar has stepped in and been protective of her?

Oh I fucking l love this.

So, we know Ivar has had his little run ins with readers ex-boyfriend. Even going as far as to tackle him to the ground.

And now don't get me wrong, Ivar loves to watch you in your glory. You're strong, you're confident, you take no shit. You can do nearly as many squat thrusts as he can, all while wearing your turn out gear.

But sometimes, sometimes, Ivar needs to be the protector. Much like he likes to bask in those domestic vibes when you two are cooking dinner together, Ivar likes to bask in the vibes of being your protector.

You two are out, tag-teaming the grocery shopping (getting it done quickly so you two can go home and have your evening together, and fuck, of course) and while you search for the right shape of pasta for dinner, you can practically feel the eyes of someone crawling across your backside. Glancing over your shoulder, you offer the man a neutral face (a smile would surely be too welcoming), and go back to your search.

"You're very pretty," He says and even his voice makes you raise your lip in disgust.

"Uh, thank you," You say back. You try to reach for the box of pasta you need with your left hand, only so you can shove your wedding band in his face. But either he ignores it, or thinks it means nothing.

Now, Ivar has this uncanny ability to switch from his normal face, to a face that would make even the fiercest of warriors think twice. And in his one track mind, he's walking back to you, and there's a slight smile on his face because he's thinking about you. Rounding the corner he sees you nearly backed into the shelf with the man in front of you. And the smile fades. That smile fades so quickly there's no evidence it was ever there to begin with.

Straightening himself, Ivar speaks, and his voice now, is dark. It's dark and chilling and you almost don't recognize it because it's so rarely used.

"Do we have a problem?" He asks. And you don't even have to look over to your husband for him to know they most certainly have a problem.

"No problem," The man says. "We're just talking,"

"How about you and I do a little talking outside?" Ivar suggests.

"Eh, you're not really my type, man. No offense," The man says and you know he might as well find a shovel to start digging his own grave.

"Oh? But, my wife is your type?" And you know he only said it that way because Ivar really, really likes it.

The man opens his mouth to say something but in a quick moment Ivar steps towards him. In the same action, he tosses what was in his hand in the shopping cart and quickly maneuvers it to latch it on the mans arm.

"When I mentioned that thing about us going outside? That wasn't a suggestion," Ivar sneers and the two of them move. The man twists again but Ivar only tightens his grip.

"Alright, alright," He says. "Not bothering the lady anymore," He adds.

"See? You even knew you were bothering her," And Ivar shoves the man away from him. He raises his eyebrows and the man backs down.

You watch, you watch and you can't fight the smirk on your face. If you weren't careful you're sure your bra might unhook itself.

"Ivar," You hum. And your husband turns around, face of steel long gone and that smile is back. "I had his right where I wanted him," And you flash your right hand with your pocket knife in your palm.

"Let me have this, alright?" Ivar teases.

"I want to be on top tonight then," You say back.

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[enfanterribleh]

mario kart but it's with outlast characters

[smilesupshur]

other than that i’m all good

[olivierflamentsimp]

CHAPTERS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IN DBD

ALIEN

Killer: Xenomorph

Survivor: Ellen Ripley

skins: queen Xenomorph and Amanda Ripley

DYING LIGHT

Killer: The Mother

Survivor: Kyle Crane

UNTIL DAWN

Killer: Wendigo OR psycho josh

Survivor: Sam & Mike

skins: rest of the gang

OUTLAST

Killer: Chris Walker (piggy dude) OR Wallrider

Survivor: Miles Upshur

skins: Blake Langermann, Marta

THE EVIL WITHIN

Killer: Ruvik

Survivor: Sebastian Castellanos

skins: Stefano Valentini, Joseph Oda, Juli Kidman

HANNIBAL

killer: Hannibal

survivor: Will Graham

skins: Francis Dolarhyde, Clarice Starling

THE SHINING

killer: Jack Torrance

survivor: Wendy Torrance

skins: Danny Torrance (doctor sleep adaptation)

THE GRUDGE

Killer: Kayako Saeki

Survivor: Rika Nishina

[thefloorisbalaclava]

“Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.” with Jeremy? 👀

Sorry this took me so long! I think I might write some more jealous Jeremy in the near future ;)

Thanks for the request Tani!

Warnings: none

You were crazy about Jeremy. There was no denying that.Things hadn’t been made official just yet but it wouldn’t be long before ithappened.

You two had been on a few dates and on those dates, Jeremyhad opened up to you in a way that surprised so many that knew him. Accordingto them, Jeremy rarely talked abouthimself extensively, but you knew almost everything about him—from hischildhood until now. You knew things about him that even some of his familydidn’t know but you had a feeling that he was holding back something and it hadto do with you.

He believed he was protecting you by not taking thingsfurther. He was protecting you from what mighthappen but you couldn’t care less. You lovedhim though you hadn’t said the words yet. You were just waiting for theright time.

“Hey, you okay?” Nick asked as he watched you staring intospace with an untouched slice of pizza in front of you.

“Y-yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?” You forced yourself to smilethen looked down at your plate. You had bumped into Nick while shopping anddecided to have lunch together. He had no ill intent and knew how you feltabout Jeremy. This was just lunch between two friends.

“I called your name like five times and you didn’t respond.What are you thinking about? Me?” Nick had always been a harmless flirt andknew he could make you laugh.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” If he wanted banter you'd givehim banter.

“I think you’re thinking about Jeremy,” he said and youcouldn't bring yourself to look at him. He was right, of course.

“Don’t think too much, Nick, you might hurt yourself,” youteased.

“Don’t try to hide behind jokes. What is it?” He wasgenuinely concerned and when Nicky got serious you knew you had to be too.

“I love him,” you blurted out.

“Obviously. Have you told him?” You shook your head and Nickshrugged. “Why not?”

“He's holding back. I don’t think he wants me to love him.” Now tears were threatening to fall and youreally didn’t want everyone in this pizzeria to see you that way.

“Come on,” he said, standing.

“Where are we going?”

“Stonehaven.” He walked away before you could tell him no.You followed silently then climbed into the passenger seat of the car. “You’regoing to tell him and he's going to say it back.”

“What makes you think…” He gave you a look and you sat backin the seat. You spent the entire drive thinking about how you were going totell Jeremy you loved him. You just…say it, right?

Nick pulled to the front of the house and got out of thecar. As usual, Jeremy heard someone approaching and came to the door. He smiledat Nick and hugged him then looked into the car, spotting you. The smilefaltered and you waved awkwardly from the car. Jeremy walked over and openedthe door.

“Are you planning on staying out here?” he asked.

“No…” You laughed shyly and stepped out of the car, lookingup at him then over at Nick. He nodded and you looked back at Jeremy. “Right.We need to talk.”

“All right,” he said nervously, walking you into the houseand gesturing to one of the sofas for you to sit. He waited for you to sitbefore doing the same. “Is everything okay?”

“Yes…at least I think it is.” You looked down at your handsand picked at your nails.

“Is this about you and Nick?”

You shook your head no then shrugged. “Well, he is thereason I’m here…”

“I see…how did you two find each other?”

“I was in town shopping and bumped into him. We had lunchtogether at that pizzeria.” You looked at Jeremy and noticed that he had asolemn look on his face. Before you could ask what was wrong, he spoke up.

“Oh, you and Nickwent there? That’s where we went on our first date.” Was he…jealous?

“Yeah…I think that’s why I like it so much,” you admitted.

“You want my blessing, is that it?”

“…what?” You shook your head and looked at him, confused.

“You and Nick…that’s what this is about, right?”

“No, Jeremy. It’s not about that at all. This is about us. Me and you.” You took his hand andlooked into his eyes. “Nick and I are friends and that’s all we'll ever bebecause…well…I’m in love with someone already.”

Jeremy cleared his throat and turned his body so he couldget a better look at you. “I…you should…we…”

“I love you, Jeremy Danvers. I’m in love with you. I’m not sure why I didn’t tell you soonerbut…there it is.” You waited for him to say something but he only looked downat his fingers laced with yours. He chuckled then shook his head before huggingyou so tightly, he knocked the wind from you.

“I thought you were going to tell me that you and Nick…” Hefinally let go then looked at you, tracing your cheekbones with his thumbs. “Ilove you too…”

“But?” You knew it was coming.

“But…you know what I am and the danger that comes along withit. I would hate to put you in any danger.” He still hadn’t stopped touchingyou and you really didn’t want him to.

“I know and that’s why you’ve been holding back but I’m notgoing anywhere. I want to be with you no matter what. Please say you’ll haveme.” He kissed you and you sighed, moving yourself even closer to him. The kisswas full of passion and love—exactly what you wanted.

“Of course I’ll have you. I'd be a fool to let you go.”

“So…you really thought Nick and I…”

“I'd rather not talk or think about it.” He held you closeand kissed the top of your head.

“You were jealous,”you teased, playing with the buttons on his waistcoat.

“I…yes, I was.”

“You’re adorable.” You reached up and scratched at hisbeard.

“I don’t think I’ve ever been called adorable,” he said.

“If you don’t like it, I won’t say it again.”

“I like it a lot actually. Especially coming from you.”