Buck: All due respect, I love you
Eddie: Don't you dare say what you're about to say
Buck: You know you're not my type, Eds
Eddie: Well you're not my type either bitch
Buck: Wait, how the fuck am I not your type?
Eddie: Because I like them a little more rugged than you
Buck: I'm rugged
Eddie: You're not really
Buck: I'm so rugged
Eddie: You're not rugged
Buck: I'm very rugged
Eddie: Look at you, you're not rugged
Buck: How am I not rugged?
Eddie: Because-
Buck: 'Cause I'm not wearing a fucking flannel in 80° weather you stupid dumb idiot
Eddie: Yeah, but look at you now, you're too angry too. You fly off the handle, I don't like that
Buck: That's a very rugged thing to do
Eddie: No it's no- "wheeze*
Buck: Is it not rugged for you?
Eddie: No it's not
Buck: No?
Eddie: You can never be what I need Buck
Buck: I think I could be exactly what you need
Eddie: That's what you think. You don't even want me!
Buck: I don't want you
Eddie: So why do you need me to have you?!
Buck: But I want you to want me
Buck and Eddie singing in unison: I want you to want me. I need you to need me
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🏳️🌈 day 1 ~ figuring out
young dean scribbling notes and little hearts around cutout pictures of shirtless cowboys in his secret notebook. he doesn't know what it is, or how to name it, but one thing for sure is that he knows it's always been there
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I find the way that BBC Merlin set up Merlin's powers in the first episode to be quite funny. I mean, we see this sort of lanky guy and it is established that he is Merlin and (according to our own common knowledge) therefore he is the most powerful warlock ever. Okay, cool. One might assume that he has come to Gaius to develop his powers, that maybe he's only in the beginning of his magical journey. But instead the exposition shows Merlin, in the pilot episode of this 5 series show, stop time and employ levitation to save someone's life with magic, and then it is announced that prince Arthur is essentially his soulmate, and their joint power will create the most glorious age Camelot has ever seen. Quite an exciting set-up. And then for the rest of the entire show this man who we know possesses TIME-ALTERING POWERS mostly uses them on-screen to do common chores and annoy and prank THAT SAME Arthur. Like that one post said, "All of it's destiny and all of it's his fault." :p
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YOU ARE DYING
THE VALVES OF YOUR HEART ARE STILL PUMPING BUT YOU ARE DYING
YOU ARE DYING
YOU ARE DYING
YOU HAVE A LIFE BUT YOU ARE DYING
YOUR CHEST IS NOTHING BUT STATIC AND YOU ARE DYING
IT ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS AND YOU KNOW THAT AND YOU ARE DYING
BUT THERE IS STILL TIME
IT IS NEVER TOO LATE
YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK AND YOU ARE DYING BUT IT IS NEVER NEVER NEVER TOO LATE
YOU WILL HAVE TO CLAW YOUR WAY TO LIFE AND IT WILL HURT BUT YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DO NOT FEEL THAT PAIN
YOU CAN APOLOGIZE AND BEG ALL YOU WANT BUT SOMEWHERE IT IS RAINING
AND THERE
IS
STILL
TIME
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“Daniel’s had sex with men how can he be a closet case” is such an extremely funny sentence as if there aren’t thousands of men in the world exactly like that. Like idk if you just aren’t knowledgeable enough about mlm spaces or what but that’s hilarious. “He’s clearly not repressed” *guy who is actively repressed*
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Ok, so IDK how canon the ages we have for when the Hazbin crew died is, but it has been giving me massive fucking brainrot.
But not only that, but also the match up of their ages and the eras in which they died.
There was a point in time where Alastor, Angel Dust, and Husk were all alive at the same time.
Assuming "mid-30's" means 35, it means that since Angel died in 1947, he was born in 1912.
Husk dying at 75 in the 70's means he was born in the 1900's or maybe even the late 1890's.
Alastor being in his 40's when he died in 1933 means he was born in the 1890's (roughly)
So from 1912 (ish), to 1933 all 3 were alive at the same time.
At the time of Alastor's death: Alastor was in his 40's, Husk was in his mid 30's to maybe early 40's, and Angel (or rather Anthony as we know his human name) was about 21.
Also all 3 experienced the great depression. Husk and Angel experienced WW2. Theres a chance they both fought in the fucking war!
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David - bisexual with a strong female lean. but he describes himself as “straight but also not opposed to any random impulses that may arise”
I kind of overlooked this for a very long time admittedly, as I assume a lot of people did because I rarely appear to see this discussed in depth minus one, but like. I know this is an Andrew Garfield quote, but the actual prospect of David being fifteen feet in the closet makes so much sense.
He is an incredibly notable figure in the universe of DRDT, his whole character is basically built upon that fact. Something else that's pretty obvious is that David is someone who cares a lot about how he's perceived by others. He works hard to make himself as palatable and uncontroversial as possible to other people.
It's no wonder that he would hide and/or sugarcoat his attraction to men when describing his sexuality to the public, or even begin repressing it himself. And not only that, but it makes the inappropriate way he responded to Nico being forcefully outed make so much more sense
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David: So then, revealing your secret was a good thing, right? That way, you won’t have to be misgendered anymore.
Nico: …
Nico: I wasn’t ready.
David: This is definitely an improvement. It’s good for everyone to be open with their secrets.
Like no wonder this man cannot be trusted to handle queer identity in a respectful way, he's repressing his own so far that it's going to come out of his ass.
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are we ready to talk about the way crowley's voice shake and he has to hold back tears when he says 'and we've spent our existence pretending that we weren't' or ???
this has hurt him for 6000 years........
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