#questions that keep me awake at night

[literallybyronic]

who's gonna explain destielgate to ryan reynolds

[liesmyth]

Do we think Jamie went walnut mist after S2 because Roy told him his hair was ugly

[osamusbigtits]

who was in charge of giving yuuji the sex talk?

[violaobanion]

was that previous post cringe?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

[olwolo]

WHEN will dc give them the solo they deserve

[kiwibirb1]

What would a Rito/Hylian hybrid be called? I have one in my little headcanon, but I can't seem to figure out a good name. Ritlian just doesn't feel natural.

[megafreeman]

Would Kinzie be anti-vax because she’s a paranoid conspiracy theorist or would she be pro-vaccination because she understands science. Discuss

[russellsppttemplates]

Honestly I feel like every driver would do this whenever you guys are out for a nice night, some fans taking photos of you and the driver out and they go up nicely toward the fans and asking not to post the photos they took

Oh yes, I like to think so at least.

I was actually thinking about this the other day, the whole "they put their neck out there so someone is going to try and chop it off" as in they are in the public eye so they have to "endure" things like having their picture taken. Having said that, I do also believe that people can read the room/situation and understand when it is a private moment or something like that that they're human too and that they would appreciate that they didn't reveal it I guess (?) Like their whereabouts, who they are with and stuff like that. And I also think that, and specially relationships and non race/non F1 matters, if they keep it private, then people shouldn't snoop around about it.

(Not saying that everyone should think like me or that I'm perfect at these things, there's probably been a time or other where I posted something that was maybe a bit too much but I'm learning with time)

[sharksmaybe]

Are Christian's sideburns real or did they stick them on his face like in She's The Man?

[liesmyth]

Sometimes I remember that Gideon the First has been vored by Varun the Eater. Like, that happened.

Do you think he's aware and conscious in there, or...

[skloomdumpster]

is Sky aware that Silva grabbed Bloom like a ragdoll and stuffed her in a car?

[bicyclepainting]

we need to normalize using the word thrice

why in the hell would u say “three times” when thrice is RIGHT THERE its right there u guys

every time i say thrice ppl giggle and im like whats the deal 🤨

while we’re at it we need to make “every time” one word

[a0x0annie]

the female urge to constantly question whether i'm aromantic or panromantic (or both)

[fabulouslygaybean]

challenging my friend to stop nearly fucking outing me to my own mother

[sweet-as-an-angel]

Giant! König Headcanons

Warnings: 18+, Creep! König, Perverted! König, König Owns a Cum Jar, Size Difference, Giant! König, Size Kink, Sadistic! König, Abuse of Power, Dub-Con, Cum Soaking, Attempts at Forced Impregnation, Implied Pregnancy, Voyeurism, Hostage Situation, Human Pet! Reader, Physical Violence, Human! Reader, Fem! Reader.

Giant! König captures you after he catches you sneaking around his castle, trying to loot something of value to take back to your impoverished village.

Giant! König immediately jumps at the opportunity to take you as his human pet, throwing you into a nearby jar and closing the lid, observing you like a spider beneath a glass.

Giant! König who, after deciding he wants to keep you long-term instead of turning your body into the sprinkles atop his ice cream, creates a more sustainable living space for you after discovering you’re not as durable as he thought (almost suffocating, dehydrating, and starving to death whilst being held in that damn jar).

Giant! König surprises you with a dollhouse of his own design: a door that locks from the outside, windows too small for you to crawl through, and walls made of a material too strong for your tiny utensils to burrow through.

Giant! König doesn’t take long to start using you for his own pleasure – almost like he has no other outlet; like he was just waiting for this opportunity to come.

Giant! König who, whenever he feels like punishing you, puts you in The Jar and stares you down whilst stroking his cock, gigantic even in comparison to other giants’. He grunts, berating you, telling you how he’d “Fill you with my cock if you weren’t so small – bet I could crush you with it if I wanted to.”

When he’s ready, he cums into the jar – all over you – thick and heavy, almost drowning you with just one spurt of his load.

He loves watching you struggle to keep your head above the viscous pool he’s trapped you in as you literally swim in his semen, looking up at him with pleading eyes, begging him to “Get me out, please!”.

He’ll often leave you in there without clothes to try and teach you a lesson. Until it turns into another reason – to breed you – which you accidentally sparked in him when you told him to be careful! You’ll end up getting me pregnant!

Giant! König can’t get your words out of his head, the primal urges he’s suppressed for so long unearthed by your pleas for him to spare you, if only once.

Giant! König knows he’s way too big to fit inside you, so this –  cumming profusely into a jar he’s encased you in whilst giving you no means of refusing his attempts – is the next best thing.

Giant! König gets off on the sheer size difference between the two of you  – the fact that you’re entirely dependent on him for your survival. Makes him feel like the kind of giant he’s supposed to be; strong and well-seeded.

Giant! König lays awake at night and fantasises about having a family, a far-off dream until you came along. It’s all he can think about as the image of you, his tiny wife, swollen to an almost painful degree as you bear his children, floods his mind, makes his cock twitch – harden. He resists the urge to relieve himself of this burden, preferring to save every ounce of his seed for you rather than wasting even a drop of it.

Giant! König who, despite his…questionable treatment of you, does try to treat you well. He lets you eat as much as you want, both because he knows you come from a poor background and because he has to keep you healthy to bear his offspring — especially since he knows they’ll be quite big compared to you.

Giant! König enjoys questioning you about your life before him, how humans work, what they do all day, whether the stereotypes of them all being lustful, pride-driven,  creatures are true.

If you validate any part of this stereotype, he’ll use that as an excuse to sink you in even more of his cum, to subject you to the task of sitting on his cock (horizontally, might I add) while he commands you to get yourself off by humping the shaft.

Man’s had no outlet for basicall all his life – he’s feral.

Giant! König loves to watch you while you’re tucked up in your dollhouse, observing everything you do. Humans are a rarity in the Giant Lands, so to have one in his home is a mythic occurrence.

Giant! König loves showing you off; he thrives on the reaction he gets when his friends see you. You’re, as stated before, a rarity in their parts, often used as a delicacy rather than a pet since humans aren’t particularly sturdy compared to giants, so managing to keep one alive is something of a status symbol in itself; the mark of a truly capable mate (hence captive humans are often given as courting gifts between giants).

However, König is also highly protective of you – especially after he caught Horangi (another giant he’d been showing you off to) goading you – harassing you – stroking his cock, telling you to “Lick the tip. Never felt a human tongue before.”

Needless to say, König never invited him around again after that.

Giant! König is, obviously, good with his hands and technical know-how. Thus, if his method of soaking you in his semen doesn’t work when trying to knock you up, he’ll create some unlawful contraption to make it inevitable.

Despite his size, König has managed to make a tiny glass syringe that he’s packed with his cum, holding you down easily with one hand as he presses the tip to your entrance, pumping you full of his seed.

He struggles to contain how the scene – the feeling – of you trying desperately to fight him off, to stop him from filling you, makes him feel. You have to watch the bulge between his legs grow as the feeling of being filled past full overcome you.

Giant! König does this as many times as he likes until he knows his seed’s taken, when you start showing. Which, considering how big his offspring will be, is pretty early on.

He definitely makes maternity clothes for you – comfortable garments that show the swell of your stomach as the weeks crawl by into months.

Giant! König loves bathing you, too. Especially after he’s covered you in his cum.

There’s something so intimate and gentle about it – a scarcity in the Giant Lands. Having something so small and fragile in his hands, knowing that he can crush you in his grip at any moment, makes him feel…responsible. Trustworthy.

Giant! König will never let you go, btw. You can try to run as much as you want, but he’ll always catch up to you, his human pet.

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