#quirky-trash

[silversparkz]

i recently got into obey me and beel kitty is definitely that cat that mewos for more food after eating. beel pls, your diagnosis is CHONK. like UNHEALTHY CHONK.

cue sad cat noises, he still hungry :(

[kynimdraws]

i was about to say that chuggaa himself used your artwork of cobalion!

im SO happy that he used YOUR ART~

Yep the art is a commission! In the first video of the series he actually listed me as one of the artists that contributed to the project (I posted about that here)

[chrollohearttags]

y’all don’t be giving what y’all think you do when you compare one oppressed group to another. Quickest way for me to tune the fuck out of what you’re saying.

[dark-side-blog3]

i wanna go up to ANY of the OM! yan brothers and just CHOMP.

yes, my rear will be red and i'll have a gag/mouth restraint in me, but its worth. i need to vent my stress SOMEHOW

I have a bad biting habit as well, especially if I like someone. If I don't like you, I'll wait for you to invade my space before I bite. But if I do like you, I will go out of my way to get close, and deliver a hefty chomp to arms, or face! It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

So I feel the yearn to show you love Satan by having him stroke you in his lap like you're a kitty, turning to face him with a face of innocence, leaning your face into his palm... And biting down as hard as you can. Satan won't snatch his hand away, instead hissing out a single-worded mantra of "gentle", as he lets you nibble and nuzzle into his palm. He would be more irritated if you weren't acting exactly like a cat that got too many pets, or is poorly socialized. And the comparison is all that keeps your Cenneds composure together as he reminds you that biting people is rude, but biting teething toys is okay.

Satan is surprisingly the most lenient, as none of the other brothers will take well to your love bites. Even if they don't really hurt that bad, its not exactly comfortable. It's comparable to a wasp sting. And you can even screw up their makeup or glamour (something that mortified Asmodeus the first time you nuzzled into his neck, only to whip around and bite his cheek).

Beel is the only one that won't spank you for biting but will clip a pacifier to your shirt, and eventually, around your head if you can't get your biting habit under control. He thinks if you're a kid that either:

1. Can't understand why you're being punished

2. Could understand why you're being punished if he told you that it's because you're biting people

Then, in either case, he doesn't need to hit you. You either could understand the situation just fine, and hitting you would be a dick move, or you won't understand at all, and hitting you would be a dick move. Hitting a toddler for doing toddler things isn't just cruel, it's douchebaggery. And sure he's a demon, but Beel doesn't consider himself that brand of evil.

This sentiment on corporal punishment is not shared by the other brothers.

Lucifer hardly needs a mention at this point, but yes: he will spank a bratty, resistent darling raw. Doesn't matter if you're resisting being babied in the first place, or you're resisting the rules by biting Lucifer. This disrespect will not stand.

Mammon gets strung up from the ceiling and left to hang for hours, and practically beaten to a pulp when he acts out. A couple of swats will do ya good! Mammon will let you bite him, sometimes, as it doesn't really hurt and he finds it sweet. But he doesn't want you biting anyone else, and that's more when he tends to step in and punish you for biting: when it's someone else getting bit.

Leviathan and Asmo and more likely to get startled and give you a chant of "That's not very nice!" as opposed to actually mad, as again, it doesn't actually hurt when you bite them. But both the cosplayer and the model get livid when you smudge their makeup or break their glamour spell when you bite. From there a couple swats will emerge.

And Belphie... Belphie, like Lucifer, is all for a spanking if you bite him. No, it doesn't hurt, but you can't bite people you like. If Belphie bit people because he loved them, you wouldn't have a hand anymore!

[jacqcrisis]

caleb: don't worry, I won't be in your apartment too long

zeke: no, what? no, baby, stay. don't go. please. you can stay on my couch forever if you want. i promise my cat will love you and i won't even leave raw meat on the counter to get funky while your here please don't leave ಥ_ಥ

[oberthinkin]

what would lucifer, satan, barbatos and diavolo do with a little who just had their cavities filled? would they be given soft food?

Gotta do this one fast because I know its soon!

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Lucifer has to refrain from being snarky and teasing you, and it's giving him wrinkles, and new grey hairs. He knows you're scared, that you've just come out from the clinic, and you don't want him to tease you. So Lucifer shields your body with his as he teleports you home (with special permission from Diavolo, which he got days ago in preparation for you being extra small).

Lucifer knows you're gonna be sensitive, so it's just lukewarm soups and teas for a while-- and some smoothies with no ice.

Lucifer is gonna have you on a strict teeth-brushing routine after this! Just so you never have to get more fillings for cavities again! Two different types of mouthwash, floss, and a timer for brushing your teeth! He's got to do everything to make sure you're taken care of! As your cg, its his duty! He goes overboard because he hates seeing you scared for the dentist, and Lucifer is trying to be a good papa and prevent it from happening again... He cares.

But you can convince him that a cuddle and some juice boxes work better to comfort you than having him time your gurgles of mouthwash.

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Satan is waiting by your side in the clinic, with a bag full to the brim with littlespace items. A stuffie, a stresstoy, mini colouring book and crayons, soundproof headphones, pacifers and a face mask to wear ontop so its subtle, and a changing kit with wipes and pullups if you need them. He doesn't know if you'll need pullups right after, but its better to be prepared. Satan knows negative regression can set in suddenly, and its better to be safe than sorry.

Tells you that you were so brave the whole way home. No ice cream yet, but in a couple days, cenned will get you the biggest bowl of ice cream you can eat. And for now, Satan will gladly make you spiced warm milk for a bottle, or cut up some fruit for you.

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Diavolo wants you to feel better right away, and what better way than with a sweet treat after the appointment? He's dragging you out the door of the clinic before Barbatos, who was busy with paperwork at the receptionist desk for your appointment, grabs the back of his sleeve, reminding Diavolo that excessively cold foods are only going to make your mouth hurt, and it'll make you more upset than you are now.

So Diavolo pivots and does the next best thing: Picking you up a build-a-bear stuffie to snuggle on the couch while you have some little time. Diavolo tries to offer you steaming hot chocolate (no), cherry candies (no), and pears (NO), all for Barbatos to remind him you can't eat those foods because they're too hot, too sticky, or too hard.

Barbatos saves the snack crisis with a hot tea and mushroom cigar cookies for Diavolo, and a much cooler version of the same hot chocolate Diavolo offered before (which was now, more of a chocolate milk). And Diavolo plays with you, baby talking you all the wile as you recover.

[tsunadadudi]

"Camp So-And-So" is such a great book title and it's so bad, it's SO bad

I want to subject my friends in a discord call to a captive audience read of it

[venussunrise]

cake by itzy was so bad i almost couldn't listen to the whole thing i legit think jyp sabotages them sometimes with these song choices because wtf was that

[broomswept]

Me: my favorite animal's the fox

Someone: that's cool omg one of my friends has a pet fox

Me:

[vhvrs]

playing obm again to grind for levi outfits but never really complained abt how annoying the UR+ push had gotten. bc every card is a ur+ now n then all the icons n outfits are behind that second skill unlock -> u cant unlock skills without ur+ skill cards -> theres no way to even get ur+ skill cards -> theres no point in upgrading cards or grinding most of the time anymore

[dbphantom]

I had the funniest dream last night that there was a new episode specifically for s2 of H2O. It was just a revamp of season 1 episode 10 the camera never lies but Rikki and Zane teamed up to film something underwater at Mako Island. Rikki was the camerawoman and Zane was the actor (as you do when mermaids are involved).

Filming went well, there were no sharks, and Zane had the money to buy a bunch of cool stuff for filming underwater including breathing tubes and air pumps to explain how the camerawoman could stay underwater for so long (the show just used their actual versions of them because I mean. They had them. At the very least they had them for the scene where Zane sinks in the Lorelei. I don't see why they wouldn't still use them for some s2 shots).

But when they finally got back and were watching the footage they were like oh shit. They can't show this because Cleo Emma and Lewis are going to realize what they did, and they're going to realize they're dating and that Zane knows about Rikki.

So it ended up becoming a hot potato game of passing the footage between each other until Nate got his hands on it and entered it into the competition for himself. So that gave Zane and Rikki a bit of an out because Zane could just say Nate was filming him, but Rikki is upset because she put a lot of work into the film and now she's not getting credit for it. Especially since last year essentially the same thing happened where she made a film and couldn't use or get credit for her work.

Zane ended up forfeiting the submission because of it and shrugs it off when Rikki is like why would you do that, you totally would have won again, it was leagues better than everyone else's. And Zane was like. Yeah. Exactly. You wouldn't have gotten the credit for it, and I don't want to win if it isn't with you.

So, totally unrelated note, I think I just came up with a new filler episode for my H2O fic.

[silversparkz]

if and when you have the opprotunity, could you draw more tsum heartslabyul?

Of course! I'll definitely plan to upload more of them in the future depending on when I have time (*^▽^*)

[schrodingersshrimp]

spidersona 🕷‼️

they/it

[nicxxx5]

me having the sudden thought that maybe me meowing at my cat is just me vocal stimming and trying to pass it off to myself as talking back to my cat because that for some reason is more socially acceptable

[dark-side-blog3]

Oh no? Then what, pray tell will YOU DO?

Why, simple!

[gaytransbimbo]

aside from tiktoks obsession to film strangers and call them weird for the whole world to witness can we talk about how awful and violent it is to stich peoples videos and make fun of their mannerisms, tone of voice and/or interests? like when you stich someone’s video to make fun of them you are giving people a literal pipeline to hate and comment violent things on most likely neurodivergent people who tried to share their interests with the world. like stop just fucking move on you see a weird quirky person just keep scrolling or hit not interested for gods sake