#yandere daddy Satan

[dark-side-blog3]

Had a vision that the demon brothers set up a small, cozy area in a forest for their shared baby. A group of trees, each one decorated with each brother’s likeness - Asmo’s tree with fairy lights and heart stickers, Satan’s tree with a bookshelf carved into the middle full of child-friendly fairy tales, Levi’s tree with anime merch and fish paintings - and “age-appropriate” gifts resting against the tree at the bottom.

Now, their baby didn’t yet know they were a baby. So image their surprise when Beel carries them there in the middle of the night - no different than a nap! - and tells them about the brothers’ plan. They’re confused and scared, poor thing, but then the brothers come together and console them with their presents and presence (even though there’s no real difference to them). The brothers try so hard for their little baby to assimilate into the family. That’s why they made this little area. To help indoctrinate manipulate brainwash remind their little one of their place before safely bringing them back home to the family where they belong.

And as this place is for their baby, they shouldn’t ever mention the corpses in the foliage, or the pentagrams carved into each of the seven trees, or the many other activities that take place there… But maybe one or two slip ups can occur when trying to console such a fussy baby…

Taking place in a forest is unlike the brothers, giving it an almost ritualistic element, but an interesting idea nonetheless...

The idea that the tree's have symbols carved into them lends even more to the ritualistic aspect of your idea, as if the choices their darling makes (or refuses to make) will have lasting consequences to their psyche, and perhaps their physicality!

[theyanderespecialist]

Yandere Mammon X Listener (Helluva Boss)

Base Yandere Mammon Headcanons: A Greedy Yandere

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another chapter. This one will be made into a video as well so keep an eye out for that! Anyway, this one is about Mammon! Please enjoy this chapter!]

(Disclaimer: Mammon is in canon to be the absolute worst! This is canon. What is NOT Canon is him being yandere. Mammon is not yandere in canon. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine. Just do not be illegal or gross about it. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Thank you!]

(Base Yandere Headcanons With Mammon From Helluva Boss X Gender Neutral Reader)

.Mammon is the absolute worst as a yandere.

.You want a toxic and high-key abusive yandere.

.It is for sure going to be The Sin of greed.

.This man is the most greedy SOB Yandere out there.

. Especially when it comes to you.

.But unlike other yanderes would be, he will probably make sex robots of you to sell.

.Of course, NO ONE Can have the real thing.

.He most likely gets off on the fact that people buy fake versions of you and that he is the ONLY ONE Who gets the real you.

.He is greedy and you need to have your full focus on him.

.You are HIS Daring and HE IS THE KING OF GREED Why would you want to be with anyone else?

.He is also so underhanded and manipulative.

.He knows when he pushes you to far, and will show that he cares to keep you from leaving him or fighting against him.

.This man is the type fo man that will manipulate you into thinking you needed him.

.That without him you are nothing at all.

.Oh SATAN In Tube Top! Is this man toxic.

.He knows damn well that you can do WAY Better than him.

.So He will keep you under his thumb as much as possible so you never realize what a piece of poo he is.

.He is also the most petty and jealous type of yandere.

.Something so small, as you just smiling at someone else can make him pissed off at the person and Jealous of him.

.Again with being the Sin of Greed you should only be his.

.You are for certain seen as a prize and object by him and less like a person.

.You are his treasure.

.He also would spoil you, not because he is willing to pay money, but because he knows if he keeps giving you gifts you will be less likely to leave him.

.He is a spider-like demon so he will have you in his webs.

.It did not take him long to get you trapped in his webs of lies and obsession.

.He would have for sure made it look and seem like he was such a great guy.

.Spoiling you, taking care of you, and just adoring you.

.Once he is certain you will not turn him down he will ask you to be his partner.

.If you say yes, you can expect to not be gaslit and for him to continue to spoil you.

.If you say no he will say all the stuff he has done for you, how he spoiled you.

.He will gaslight you into thinking you were ungrateful and that you were losing out.

.Either way, he is going to get you to agree.

.If you don't well he can always chain you down and keep you and his imprisoned treasure.

.He on some sick level would think to himself that he does care for you.

.He really does feel that he loves you, but his love is very much with him getting what he wants and making sure that he does not lose you, but where he can use you.

.He shows his love no matter how toxic it is by buying gifts for your cause it is the one way he knows he can show how much he adores you.

.So in short he is very manipulative, deadly, toxic, sugar daddy yandere more or less.

.Money and gift-giving being his love language.

.He would also slaughter his rivals.

.No if, and or buts, about it. No one is good enough for you.

.He is the only one good enough for you.

.He also would offer money to his rivals to leave you alone. But they better not get greedy about it, cause they will end up dead for good.

.Side note: Mammon sees himself as Lucifer's best friend and he is a rip-off artist. Making the off-brand loo loo land. (Those were just canon lore for you all!)

.Back to his petty side, it does not take much for him to be petty, and with rivals, he will be even more petty and would get revenge for the littlest of things!

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS finally got this done! I hope you all enjoyed it, there might be a scenario on YouTube for audio storytelling! Anyways I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

[sweetfire01]

I wear glasses 24/7 and I can't see very well without them unless something is super up close to my face. Would any of the yandere daddies take advantage of that? I'm just curious 🤔

Found all these "I'll continue writing them later" draft, I hope I can finish them soon FOR REALLY this time.

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I think Asmo is the only one who would let you keep the glasses without problems. What if you bump into something while crawling? Imagine the bruise that would form! Or while coloring with your fingers you miss the paper and paint your clothes! What a nightmare! Plus, the glasses are so stylish and he will let you try all kinds of them.

Also Levi would leave them on you, otherwise how are you going to see all these anime? Or to play video games? Sure, he likes to win, but then it gets all too easy when you can't finish a single lap on Devil Kart: you can't even distinguish your own character on screen! And he can't risk you accidentally destroying some of his action figures...

Perhaps he and Satan will be more likely to give you glasses with a lower prescription. Levi loves helping you and guiding your hands on the joystick, as if you are too little to understand what you need to do, and the fourth born loves hearing you stumble when he point at a word and ask you to read it. You just look like a child learning! That's why you still need him to read a book to you.

But the others, ooh, they will really use it to their advantage. If you're with Belphie you have to sleep, so it only makes sense that you take them off anyway, right? It's not like you have to do something.

Beel loves how you don't notice the spoon while he feed you until it's already near your mouth. If you don't open it in time you end up making a mess and he has to clean it up with his bib. You threw a tantrum when he tied it around you, but now aren't you glad Daddy knew better? C'mon, say "AAH". Here comes the plane… We know how Mammon will never admit how much he adores you, so he uses the "theycan't see well, I'm just helping them out" excuse to be with you. He's also the only one who, if you cry enough and give him those puppy ​​eyes, he'll give you your glasses back. But just to watch cartoons, okay? And you have to cuddle with him in the meantime! Lucifer and Diavolo would tease you all the time, buying you one of those playmats with the games hanging on the strings. At least now you can see and play with them while lying on your back. Aren't you happy? And to think you throw so many tantrums about not being a baby... Simeon would do the same, but without the teasing. He's just serious. Human babies have bad eyesight, so you are no exception. And so it only makes sense that he would buy you those things, right? Oh, but he will make sure to be with you the whole time: you can't see him, but you can hear his voice as he reads and sings to you or feel the warmth of his skin as he nurses and cuddles you.

[yanderefarm]

hello!! this is a new yandere/male!reader writing blog. i write general male readers as well as yanderes. please read through my rules and other information.

be nice. be patient when sending in requests i can be slow and easily distracted.

i wont write: gore, blood, scat, intense impact play, pregnancy sex, actual pregnancy, blood drinking, inflation, vore, female!reader, female!yandere!reader, female characters, sub!reader

i will write: minor impact play (slapping, spanking), dcryaphilia, dub con, non con, somnophilia, cervix penetration, breeding kink, daddy kink, male!reader, yandere!reader, dom!reader

if you're curious if I'll write something and its not listed here you can ask!

you can call me bunny or farmer, im 25, i use he/him pronouns and im transmasc. i love men and i love yanderes. i also like weird shit im so sorry in advanced.

if you have any questions about me feel free to ask!! and if you've read this and the rules reply with a bunny emoji 🐇🐰

Honkai Star Rail; Jing Yuan, Blade, Dr. Ratio, Aventurine, Boothill, Arlan, Luka, Gallagher, (eventually maybe Sunday)

Genshin Impact; Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Xiao, Thoma, Gorou, Cyno, Alhaithaim, Scaramouche, Neuvillette, Freminet, Dottore, Pantalone, Baizhu

Degrees of Lewdity; Remy, Whitney, Sydney, Kylar, Eden, Harper

Limbus Company; Gregor, Heathcliff

Hazbin Hotel; Vox, Valentino, Zestial, Striker, Fizzarolli, Crimson

What in Hell is Bad; Satan, Mammon, Lucifer, Sitri, Leraye, TBA

Slashers; Ghostface, Jason Vorheez, TBA

Original Characters

Housewife Yandere

TBA

Genshin Impact;

breeding dottore

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Honkai Star Rail;

jing yuan x jiangshi

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Original Characters;

house wife yandere

divider credits:

hearts & labels

[sugar-omi]

okay if any other AU cove's didn't make it there may or may not be a bonus round!!! end goal? maybe i'll draw or write a lil summin summin with the winning cove, we'll see though

also we'll separate alpha/omega cove if he makes it far <333

[antiromanticbaby]

♡ . ❜  DEAR  . .  LOVE ✧

⿻ ₊˚. PK !! she/her . legal . requests open Just an obey me fan who loves guys with daddy issues. oc and reblog acc: @sftlittlelamb

❝ i'll love you till death do us part. ❞

♡ . ❜ MASTER LIST . . . ✧

【 OBEY ME 】

[✧] ー Lucifer avatar of pride ↳ Cursed Records - in which Lucifer seeks comfort in his favorite shop, the place he gets his cursed records. and who's the shopkeeper? you, of course. ↳ Heavenless 1 - when father made you, he made you for Lucifer. ↳ Sweet Dreams - Lucifer has the tendency to fall asleep behind his desk. you might as well take care of him. ↳ Roses - (soft) Lucifer wishes to kiss his beloved, but it seems like his darling wishes to keep those until their wedding. well, his beloved has a very endearing idea. ↳ Imperfection - Lucifer has been very tense and stressed lately. Perhaps his spouse can make him relax with a warm bathe and sugar coated words.

[✧] ー Diavolo crown prince of devildom ↳ Paintings - in which mc finds a way to communicate with the future. (set in nightbringer)

[✧] ー Solomon the wise sorcerer ↳ Trapped - perhaps shrinking you and keeping you in the terrarium isn't a bad idea.

[✧] ー Satan avatar of wrath ↳ Black Lotus - birthday special

【 GRAVITY FALLS 】

[✧] ー Bill Cipher the dorito of chaos ↳

【 HEADCANONS 】

[✧] ー Assigning Songs and character playlists ↳ Obey Me - the brothers ↳ Bill Cipher - special ↳ Obey Me - Solo, dia, barb and simeon

[✧] ー TSL headcanons ↳ Part 1 - each kingdom's unique monster ↳ Part 2 - how does their kingdom look? + extra

[✧] ー Yandere headcanons ↳ Lucifer - from Obey Me ↳ Mammon - from Obey Me ↳ Leviathan - from Obey Me ↳ Asmodeus - from Obey Me

[confidentsalt]

SATAN RABBID

Repost if you love mr dark x Satan rabbid yaoi

Some lore:

Satan rabbid is a yandere and if anyone tries to take his darky warky away from him they will pay.

Satan rabbid was introduced on 10/9/2023 11:35pm (US western time) in a game of garticphone that ended in almost 3 people getting banned in a discord server.

The creation of the monstrous daddy rabbid had four people choking on their spit, shitting themselves, bleeding from the eyes and laughing their ass off.

[lwtkmm]

Similarities between obey me and mystic messenger :

Innocent looking boys who can and will kill your entire bloodline : Belphie, Saeran

A tsundere who's everyone's favorite : Mammon, saeyoung

Hot daddy, prideful assholes : Lucifer, Jumin

just done with everything : Satan, Jaehee

Narcissistic man whores : zen, Asmo

Gamer boy who can turn into a yandere : yoosung, levi

Softies : v, beel

Comparison of the mc with someone who is dead but not actually dead : rika, lilith

Mc is a unpaid therapist who themselves need a therapy.

[shall-we-die]

Obey me! Masterlist #Part 1 📍|| #Part 2 (Check here for more posts!)

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1. Fluff Alphabet Masterlist

2. NSFW Alphabet Masterlist

3. Angst Alphabet Masterlist

4. Yandere Alphabet Masterlist

5. Weekly Love Letters Masterlist

6. Birthday Event Masterlist

7. "Love me... please": When you don't love them.

8. "Who's this child?": When they find a baby on their door.

9. MC, the flexible sheep: How would the demon brothers react to an fem mc likes to arch/bend their back?

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↬|Lucifer|

1. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓🌹)

2. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

3. Pet-names (🍓)

4. "Daddy......oops!": Their reactions after you call them 'dad/daddy' accidentally. (🍓)

5. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

6. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

7. Love language (🍓)

8. Lovely Boyfriend: General Boyfriend headcanons. (🍓💋)

9. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Mammon|

1. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

2."Let me help you...": How things would go when you wanna take a shower together? (🍓)

3. Pet-names (🍓)

4. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

5. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

6. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

7. Love language (🍓)

8. Him as a Dad (🍓)

9. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

10. Lovely Boyfriend: General Boyfriend headcanons. (🍓💋)

11. "What's in your nose?": How would he reacts when he walks inside MC's room and finds them with a Tampon in their nose?

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↬|Leviathan|

1. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

2. Pet-names (🍓)

3. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

4. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

5. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

6. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

7. Lovely Boyfriend: General Boyfriend headcanons. (🍓💋)

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↬|Satan|

1. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

2. Pet-names (🍓)

3. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

4. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

5. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

6. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

7. Lovely Boyfriend: General Boyfriend headcanons. (🍓💋)

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↬|Asmodeus|

1. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

2. Pet-names (🍓)

3. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

4. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

5. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

6. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Beelzebub|

1. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

2. Pet-names (🍓)

3. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

4. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

5. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

6. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Belphegor|

1. "You're so hot...": Nope, not that kind of hot... you're so sick, you have a fever and now, he has to take care of you. (🍓)

2. Pet-names (🍓)

3. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

4. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

5. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

6. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Diavolo|

1. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓🌹)

2. "Is that my shirt?": His reaction when you wear his shirt. (🍓)

3. Pet-names (🍓)

4. "Daddy......oops!": Their reactions after you call them 'dad/daddy' accidentally. (🍓)

5. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

6. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

7. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Barbatos|

1. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓🌹)

2. "Is that my shirt?": His reaction when you wear his shirt. (🍓)

3. Pet-names (🍓)

4. "Daddy......oops!": Their reactions after you call them 'dad/daddy' accidentally. (🍓)

5. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

6. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

7. When he falls in love (🍓)

8. Him as a Dad (🍓)

9. When you try to tease him (🍓)

10. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Simeon|

1. "Is that my shirt?": His reaction when you wear his shirt. (🍓)

2. Pet-names (🍓)

3. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

4. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

5. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

6. Love language (🍓)

7. When you try to tease him (🍓)

8. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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↬|Solomon|

1. "Is that my shirt?": His reaction when you wear his shirt. (🍓)

2."Let me help you...": How things would go when you wanna take a shower together? (🍓)

3. Pet-names (🍓)

4. "Daddy......oops!": Their reactions after you call them 'dad/daddy' accidentally. (🍓)

5. Goodbye Devildom: What would happen if MC left the demon brothers and start living with Solomon in human world? (🍓❣)

6. "Focus on me Babe.": What they'll do when they need your affection? (🍓)

7. "Open your eyes...!": What are their reactions after MC's death in human world by an accident? (❣)

8. Love language (🍓)

9. A sudden sweetness: What will be their reaction when you suddenly pat them on the head after a hard day and tell them "Good job, darling."? (🍓)

10. When you try to tease him (🍓)

11. Inferiority complex: How they would react to a mc with a super severe inferiority complex. (🍓❣)

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[ad0rechuu]

plz share ur thoughts on the other obey me chars👀

hey anon i wasn’t sure what you meant by other obey me characters so i decided to just give a small example of how i feel about different characters in order of my ranking. i hope this is what you meant and feel free to send me asks again <33

Mammon. — you give me a guy that is the black sheep of his family and i don’t know how to act …there is just something about guys that know nothing but love you and be a problem

Thirteen. — women Women WOMEN WOMEN!!! do have i to say any more just her, i want her to do things to me that i cannot discuss (would be 1 of i knew more abt her)

Lucifer (interchangeable with luke). — he’s the epitome of girl dinner how could i not want this traumatized ass man i think it’s the daddy issues

Luke (interchangeable with luci). — he’s my son, my sunshine, i would burn all the three realms down for him but most of all he’s a hater and i love that

Solomon. — i have to be honest he didn’t stand out to me until the later parts of omswd but once he became mcs mentor i really i needed a piece of that gilf

Simeon. — he’s sweet, kind, intelligent, loyal, selfless, has no dislikes and is a great parent, what’s not to like about this silly lil guy (also i don’t know why but something deep and dark inside of me wants me to see him as a yandere)

Satan. — him and me share an affection for cats (and dogs on my part) that goes so deep i can’t explain it and his growth just makes me really proud)

Asmodeus (interchangeable with belphie) — sure he gets on my nerves sometimes but in a hot way like one sided enemies to lovers however most this i adore him and he’s the only brother supportive of my poly play style

Belphegor (interchangeable with asmo). — this guy gives yandere like no other and i dig it, he’s mentally unstable im mentally ill and i need him in the most toxic way possible

Beelzebub (interchangeable with diavolo). — listen beel is my beloved, he’s my pookie bear, he’s so kind and caring but there are times i just feel more platonic affection (v rarely)

Diavolo (interchangeable with beel). — something about big strong powerful men with the personality of a baby girl (if he was an idol he’d be wonho)

Barbatos. — i can look past that ugly fucking hair cut but he rejected me once in the third part of omswd and i never truly been able to forgive him, still i like him a lot especially his beef with rodents and solomon, he can take care of me too ;) i think it’s the mommy issues

Leviathan. — i know a lot of people were offended by my placement of him but hear me out, i can handle him being cringy and fanboying i think that’s cute but i dont understand his hatred of ‘normies’ just let ppl enjoy stuff dude!! (i LOVE it when he gets flustered tho)

Raphael. — i realized he’s annoyingly loyal to the celestial realm and i kinda respect that because he clearly cares a lot abt the brothers and the angels, he’s just somewhat of putting in a way that makes me want make out with him

Mephistopheles. — gonna be honest with yall i did NOT like this motherfucker at first, his design is gorgeous but boy he’s a bitch but then the last few lessons happened and i’ve seen him in a new light, it’s official i like him now!

AND THE WINNER IS . . .

CERBERUS AND MC, fuck everyone else

[dark-side-blog3]

i wanna go up to ANY of the OM! yan brothers and just CHOMP.

yes, my rear will be red and i'll have a gag/mouth restraint in me, but its worth. i need to vent my stress SOMEHOW

I have a bad biting habit as well, especially if I like someone. If I don't like you, I'll wait for you to invade my space before I bite. But if I do like you, I will go out of my way to get close, and deliver a hefty chomp to arms, or face! It's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

So I feel the yearn to show you love Satan by having him stroke you in his lap like you're a kitty, turning to face him with a face of innocence, leaning your face into his palm... And biting down as hard as you can. Satan won't snatch his hand away, instead hissing out a single-worded mantra of "gentle", as he lets you nibble and nuzzle into his palm. He would be more irritated if you weren't acting exactly like a cat that got too many pets, or is poorly socialized. And the comparison is all that keeps your Cenneds composure together as he reminds you that biting people is rude, but biting teething toys is okay.

Satan is surprisingly the most lenient, as none of the other brothers will take well to your love bites. Even if they don't really hurt that bad, its not exactly comfortable. It's comparable to a wasp sting. And you can even screw up their makeup or glamour (something that mortified Asmodeus the first time you nuzzled into his neck, only to whip around and bite his cheek).

Beel is the only one that won't spank you for biting but will clip a pacifier to your shirt, and eventually, around your head if you can't get your biting habit under control. He thinks if you're a kid that either:

1. Can't understand why you're being punished

2. Could understand why you're being punished if he told you that it's because you're biting people

Then, in either case, he doesn't need to hit you. You either could understand the situation just fine, and hitting you would be a dick move, or you won't understand at all, and hitting you would be a dick move. Hitting a toddler for doing toddler things isn't just cruel, it's douchebaggery. And sure he's a demon, but Beel doesn't consider himself that brand of evil.

This sentiment on corporal punishment is not shared by the other brothers.

Lucifer hardly needs a mention at this point, but yes: he will spank a bratty, resistent darling raw. Doesn't matter if you're resisting being babied in the first place, or you're resisting the rules by biting Lucifer. This disrespect will not stand.

Mammon gets strung up from the ceiling and left to hang for hours, and practically beaten to a pulp when he acts out. A couple of swats will do ya good! Mammon will let you bite him, sometimes, as it doesn't really hurt and he finds it sweet. But he doesn't want you biting anyone else, and that's more when he tends to step in and punish you for biting: when it's someone else getting bit.

Leviathan and Asmo and more likely to get startled and give you a chant of "That's not very nice!" as opposed to actually mad, as again, it doesn't actually hurt when you bite them. But both the cosplayer and the model get livid when you smudge their makeup or break their glamour spell when you bite. From there a couple swats will emerge.

And Belphie... Belphie, like Lucifer, is all for a spanking if you bite him. No, it doesn't hurt, but you can't bite people you like. If Belphie bit people because he loved them, you wouldn't have a hand anymore!

[blakeswritingimagines]

Dating would include:

Mystic Messenger

Poly-Dating Seven and Yoosung

Poly-Dating Jumin and Jaehee

Obey me! Shall we date?

Poly-Dating Lord Diavolo and Lucifer

Poly-Dating Lord Diavolo and Mammon

Poly-Dating Leviathan and Barbatos

Poly-Dating Beelzebub and Simeon

Dating Solomon

Dating Simeon

Dating Mammon

Dating Lucifer

Dating Leviathan

Dating Satan

Dating Beelzebub

Dating Asmodeus

Barbie

Dating Weird Barbie

My Hero Academia 

Dating Izuku Midoriya

Dating Yandere Bakugo Katsuki

Dating All Might

Wednesday

Dating Yandere Enid Sinclair

Dating Enid Sinclair and Best Friends with Enid Sinclair

Best Friends with Wednesday Addams and Dating Yandere Wednesday Addams

Dating Tyler Galpin

Dating Xavier Thorpe

Stranger Things

Dating Robin Buckley

Dating Steve Harrington

Dating Yandere Steve Harrington

Dating Eddie Munson

Marvel

Dating Peter Parker

Dating Yandere Brother Day

Peaky Blinders

Dating Arthur Shelby

Dating Yandere Thomas Shelby

Dating Yandere Alfie Solomons

Dating Bonnie Gold

Vikings

Dating Halfdan

Dating Yandere Ragnar Lothbrok

Dating Bjorn Ironside

Dating Ubbe

Dating Hvitserk

Dating Sigurd

Dc

Deathstroke Dating An Easy-Going S/o

Dating Bane

Dating Yandere Jason Todd

Dating Yandere Tim Drake

Dating Yandere Erik Lensherr

Dating Yandere Superman

Dating Yandere Spawn

Poly-Dating Poison Ivy And Harley Quinn

Dating Wonder Woman

Dating Yandere Bi Han

Dating Yandere Kuai Liang

House of the dragon/ Game of thrones

Poly-Dating Rhaenyra and Alicent

Poly-Dating Sugar Mommy And Daddy Rhaenyra And Daemon

Poly-Dating Jacaerys and Lucerys

Poly-Dating Jacaerys and Cregan

Dating Jacaerys Velaryon

Dating Yandere Jacaerys Velaryon

Dating Yandere Daemon Targaryen

Dating Daemon Targaryen

Dating Harwin Strong

Dating Yandere Criston Cole

Dating Yandere Cregan Stark

Dating Cregan Stark

Dating Yandere Alicent Hightower

Dating Yandere Aegon Targaryen

Dating Yandere Aemon Targaryen

Dating Yandere Ramsay Bolton

Dating Yandere Brynden Rivers

Dating Tyland Lannister

Dating Yandere Jon Snow

Dating Yandere Robb Stark

Dating Yandere Aegon The Conquerer

Dating Aegon Targaryen

Dating Yandere Aemond Targaryen

Yandere Aemond Who’s Obsessed With His Maid

Dating Yandere Rhaegar Targaryen

Dating Yandere Baelon Targaryen 

Best Friends with Helena Targaryen

Dating Yandere Rickard Stark

Dating Yandere Domeric Bolton

Dating Yandere Brynden Rivers

NHL

Dating Cole Caulfield

Dating Jamie Drysdale

Dating Jack Hughes

Dating Nico Hischier

Other

Dating Yandere Mick Taylor

Being Married To Yandere Eric Newlon

Dating Yandere Fire Lord Ozai

[theyanderespecialist]

Pass The Salt (Scenario) Yandere Alastor X Charlie OC Marie (Hazbin Hotel)

(No One's POV)

Marie Morningstar got a call from her dad last night, he was coming for dinner! Tonight! She ran to Alastor for help. Knocking on his door as Vaggie is manning the staff. Alastor's door opens and Marie walks in. He is sitting there eating a dear.

"Alastor, Oh Satan's ball I need your help!" She cries out.

"Mmmm? And what for my dear?" He asks.

"My dad is coming for Dinner and the hotel is not ready! He has not met my girlfriend yet! He wants to see how the hotel is doing! HELP!" She cries and Alastor seems to be thinking about it.

He was familiar with Lucifer, but also, he could finally make his intention clear.

"All right, first we need to get the hotel in order and some fresh foo-" Suddenly he stopped as she wrapped her around him and buried her face into his chest.

"THANK YOU!" She almost sobs.

Her daddy issues were strong. He can use them to his advantage. He also did not hate her touching him as much as others when they did it.

(The daddy issues are strong with this one)

(XD Unstable daddy issues I fear, Daddy issues are now the force XD)

She suddenly pulled away and gave a nervous laugh. “Right- personal space- sorry, it’s in my head.” She pointed to her head as she gave a nervous laugh.

“I just got so excited- oh Alastor, thank you, thank you, thank you.” She said as she clapped and beamed, barely standing in one place for more than a few seconds.

"Well let's get to it little one~" He says. "We got to make your father a nine-course meal and get this hotel into shape!"

She blushed when he called her little one and walked her down the steps to the hotel where Vaggie was in charge of the guests and staff.

He snaps his fingers and suddenly dozen voodoo dolls appear. He gave them instructions and they got to work.

"Me and Marie will be in the kitchen, do not disturb us!" Alastor called and led Marie away.

Vaggie suddenly however stopped the two.

“Uh- excuse me, what’s going on- Marie, are you seriously having Alastor cook dinner tonight?” Vaggie asked as Alastor’s smile widened and his eye twitched slightly.

This month was far too involved...

“Alastor is a, really, really good cook Vaggie, he’s the perfect person to ask for help!”

"Do not worry there will be no demon meat!" Alastor says. "I would never do such a thing to the King or Queen of Hell!"

Marie nodded her head.

(I like how he did not add princess XD)

(XD Bad Alastor

(XD)

“Yeah Vaggie, remember, our trust lesson earlier this year at the beginning? We have to true everyone here, even Alastor.” Marie said as she smiled and held her girlfriend’s hand.

“Uh, he didn’t mention you..or any of us,” Vaggie said as she looked at her girlfriend and then narrowed her eyes on Alastor.

"I am sure he never fed us it!" She says with a smile. "We got a few hours, I need you to get the guests and staff ready, they need to be ready not to act out in front of my dad. This is the first time he took interest and I want to show him what we are doing here is good."

Vaggie nods her head and kisses her cheek, Alastor almost growls and then they go to cook.

Alastor kept his eye on Vaggie until she was gone before looking at Marie who was waiting excitedly for his direction. That is one thing she knew, the kitchen was Alastor’s territory, at least when it came to cooking. It was hers in terms of baking.

“So what are we going to make, what do we need, what can I do to help?” She asked.

(God she’s adorable lmao)

He instructed her and helped her do everything and then she turned to him. "I need your help making candy apples, they're my dad's favorite dessert." She tells him and he nods his head.

They got everything done and the food was being monitored by Alastor Voodoo to stay perfect.

"OH I got to get dre-" Alastor snapped her fingers and she was washed and dressed perfectly.

They rush out and see Vaggie in a dress. "Oh, Vaggie you look great!" Marie gushes.

"Angel Dust and Husk decided to go out for dinner and I got nifty and sir pentious to leave as well, she would have been all over him. They will come back but they agreed to get the business stuff out first so they do not ruin the dinner."

Marie nodded. "That was a good idea," Marie says a more intimate dinner and then have coffee and drinks introducing the guests.

That is when the door is knocked on and Marie walks to it opening it and there is Lucifer Morningstar.

Marie smiled, going to hug her father before stopping and holding her hand out to shake his instead,

“Hi, Dad.” “Marie. I see the hotel isn’t in shambles.” He said as Marie gave a nervous laugh.

“Oh, yeah- yeah it’s going great Dad, you’re going to love dinner, I’ve got a surprise for you too,” Marie said as she was going to say she was dating Vaggie

Alastor smiled and led them to the table. "Let's eat dinner or it will get cold! Your Majesty, might I just say that you have the most amazing daughter in all of hell?"

(Alastor buttering up Lucifer XD)

(Gotta get daddy’s blessing before you steal his daughter)

(mmmmmm hmmmmm XD)

Vaggie stopped as she looked up at Alastor. She didn’t like when he’d compliment Marie, or felt..weird. Fucking Weird.

However, Marie seemed happy at Alastor’s words, Lucifer, why he was proud.

The food came out as Marie realized when she passed around the salt, she forgot to salt her food as it sat between Alastor and Lucifer, but closer to her father.

So she spoke up.

“Daddy, can you pass the salt please?”

suddenly both Alastor and Lucifer's hands were on the salt and the room went dead silent except for Alastor's Radio static. Marie's face was bright red and Lucifer looked shocked.

"Marie, are you sleeping with the Radio Demon?!" He asks

Marie blushed even more. "I-I-"

"Not yet, but she will be~," Alastor says and passes the salt to Marie. Who gave a weak and flustered thank you.

Vaggie was doing her best not to stab Alastor, but she could not do anything while Lucifer was here. She looked ready to kill Alastor who cut into his food. Vaggie knew this meant war. Lucifer was thinking how proud he was of his daughter for dating a respectable overlord like Alastor!

(XD Well Daddy Gave his blessing XD)

[sparkbeast20]

Head empty only gamer!MC with the demon kings‼️( and other devils too )

- Satan plays games with MC the most and he probably the toxic Valorant player😭

-Beelzebub along with Satan plays games with MC too and I think hes pretty chill about it

- Paimon plays dress up games💯he probably play Genshin or Honkai or both just bc of the characters and designs ( I mean, who doesnt? )

- Leraye plays games like Valorant, Apex Legend, anything games about shooting

- Paimon and Satan probably plays some bloody games too ( Yandere Simulator?Idk )

- Mammon just buys MC Nintendo switches and all gaming related stuffs for them

- Leviathan don't play games much, but if MC plays with him then he enjoy it pretty much

- Paimon rambling about any hot characters to others ( along with MC 😻 )

- I think Paimon, Leraye and MC probably have a gaming sleepover ( I HC Paimon and Leraye are best friends )

- Satan, surprisingly, built a very beautiful house on Minecraft but Beelzebub exploded it after ( and Satan try to kill him )

- MC have a gaming set ( or whatever you called it )bc Mammon bought it for them

- Any demon kings sitting on MC gaming chair while MC sitting on their lap playing video games 👀

I would see Satan be one of those toxic players, cause he just love making trouble and making people angry.

Beelzebub would dick around with MC and Satan. Like he's one of those players that would get a little bored and just mess with these two for the fun of it.

Yeah, Paimon would love those games. I think he would like Splatoon too seeing that he likes making messes and that game is perfect for him

Leraye would play those games and get called out for using some sort of aim bot, but he just laughs and say to the other players that they ain't nothing on him. He is pure skill.

I think they play horror games that shows more blood and just body horror in general.

Sugar Daddy coming 🤑

I think Leviathan would play with MC if it's a chill game that doesn't need too much afford. Like farming games. Or whatever is animal crossing is.

True!

Yes, though throw in Sitri there just in case of something bad happens lol

I would imagine Satan making a beautiful house in minecraft as a way to calm himself down and once he finish the house he would show MC, so he logs out and that when Beelzebub comes in and set a TNT trap so when Satan comes back with MC and opens the door. The TNT set off and blowing the whole house down. The hunt for Beelzebub begins

Yes. Again, Mammon's is there 😏

And lets end it with one of my favorite couple gesture 😍🥰😍

[i-bring-crack]

Angel & Demon Headcanons.

Lucifer was once the angel of Love, bc while all other angels have a lot of responsibilities, none of the angels have been given the title of "Angel of love" Instead there is God who delivers love and is love... which actually would make the theory that "Lucifer was once the angel of Love" make more sense because he was the closest one to perfection, that being God, and no other love can compare to that of God. So no other love could compare to the Love of God, not even the angel said to be so. Yes I know Hanael/Anael is considered as the star of love, but that's actually in the Longfellow's work The Golden Legend. And while there is Mihr considered as an angel of friendship and love, he will be placed in Persian Lore.

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ADDING ON onto the theory that Lucifer was once the angel of Love, it could also be used to explain Raphael's association with love too. At the beginning Lucifer was one of the chief angels, or at least powerful since he managed to instigate a third of the angels to fall, and after his fall there probably needed to be another angel that substituted his title and rank, which is why despite Rephael being considered as mostly a healer, he is also sometimes associated with other things like love and science.

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For Raphael, I can't help but consider him as this geeky kind of angel that loves invetning things and screwing with the creation of physics, he is the sole reason why you need letters in math, he was probably present during the double slit experiment and thought "You know what would be a fun way to make >:)))"

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On the other hand I think Raphael also loves his title as an(other) angel of Love. Considering his enemy is also the demon of lust Asmodeus, they are likely in a constant battle between whenever or not having kinks is good or bad.

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Asmodeus is a yandere.

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Lucifer(fallen Satan) has not only daddy issues but also mommy issues. Although it would be cool to see Mary trying to handle Lucifer on his own, seeing that she is the most purest being, just like Eve once was. Flashbacks to that tree in the garden?

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The personality of Azrael is either this happy go lucky kind of guide trying to help people accept death as much as they can until they reach the gates, or this tired and cold like angel whom for some reason is like a calm wave that will not try to elevate nor demoralize your mood, only walk with you as you begin to accept death.

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Either way one definite trait that Azrael will seem to have is this aura of calming down others, letting your soul get over all the fears of life and send you into a waking slumber, the one you needed ever since you where born into the world.

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There is this double duality which I really like about demons and angels that doesn't get talked about a lot. That regarding the more ancient books or the Old Testament, Angels and Demons aren't always just always doing good or bad things. Angels, at least in the book of Tobias and wth Abraham's visit by the angels can be seen to lie or misguide the people to think they are humans. In the book of Job they can even go against God's choices saying that those humans[Job] aren't what god thinks. If we include the Apocrypha then Enoch is an easy reference that they can be tempted or that even the Lord does not trust them.

Another temptation that is also shown is with Harut and Marut, two angels that decided to reveal the name of God back at their wives and get punished because of that. Meanwhile there are demons like Asmodeus who recite verses from the book of Moses in the Testament of Solomon, and even follow it to an extent, they can pass through heaven and earth, they can even love and come to regret, as the nephilim and watchers[fallen angels] have come to ask Enoch to help them, as seen during the fight of the watchers when God tells his angels to supress the watchers and see just how their beloved children will get killed in front of their eyes. Freaking twisted i know.

There are also the Ginns, mostly seen and made like evil entities, though they can also be good. Anyways it shows that there is no single duality for them, in the end the angels, despite doing bad things for god, they do it for god who is good, meanwhile as much as demons try to do good things, they will always be making bad things, and it isnt because they reject god, thats partly the case, its that their intentions will always be bad no matter the actions they make.

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I absolutely love the idea that the Divine Comedy did— no, not that— I mean the concept of God taking care of Eden waiting for humans to come back one day. I'm crying, and taking this as headcanon. Imma just...

[bowsergang-creepypasta-loserclub]

I don't know (I actually know I'm just obsessed and shit🤭)

Lucifer is daddy he is a dilf we love Lucifer he could punish me any day he could abuse me he'd give me money he loves me he supports me and my life style he deserves to be treated with respect he is a student council member he deserves to be able to abuse the dog shit out of me stab me fucking kill me and I'd still be head over heels for him he could keep me locked up in a room for weeks and I'd stay there and love every moment of it he needs to be mine and only mine he deserves it for taking care of his brothers for millions of years he deserves to be treated like a god he's a fallen angel for the love of God

Satan is a angry little baby boy he reads alot of books my man's knows everything he is a good boy he needs to get his drink in he has daddy issues mommy issues he has me a wrapped around his finger he could call me and I'd run over to him he could call me names and I'd agree with him his a little bit of a toxic man but who cares I love this man if he told me to shoot myself I'd do it I love Satan

Asmodeus is a literary god look at him his not a fragile masculinity man he wears make-up dresses and loves it he could love me and fuck me up he could fight me he is a babygirl fr fr he loves me and only me so what if he's a playboy he needs to be mine

Beelzebub is a hungry boy and I'm hungry for his love he loves food and me I'd let him eat me ;) and damn he works out as well DAMN he deserves to be feed everything he wants he is a little baby who cares if his like a million years old I love this man he needs to be loved by all his a innocent boy he is a good boyfriend he would never cheat on me

Belphegor is a cuddly boy I'd be his pillow any day he deserves to get love he loves in an attic he choked me and killed me yet I still love him he could be a stalker and he is a yandere he almost killed his brother for me he is the best boy he could take my blood any day I love belphie he is my favorite boy and he needs to get loved he deserves to be treat with affection he is adorable he is a sleepyhead and is so cute he's a cutie pie he loves me and I love him with all my heart he could cuddle with me forever you he could use me like a pillow I'm his pillow he sleeps so much how he gonna chest he is the best I love him so much I want him I need him like he needs sleep and he's the youngest and he's a twin he needs to be loved he's just misunderstood he loves me and I love him I'd marry him make a pact with him I'd let him hit me and he can cuddle me and everyday he deserves love I love everything about him he is the best boy I love him his submissive and breedable just like Levi he deserves me and only me I LOVE HIM

Levi is babygirl so submissive and breedable I love Levi look at him his the best boy he has a praise kink I love that man with all my heart his a little baby He is a submissive good boy he is my favorite boy he loves me and I love him his so sensitive to the touch he's obedient and he loves video games he has fluffy hair he's a gamer boy with social anxiety he is the love of my life

Mammon is a good boy he deserves all the money and love his little greedy heart wants he is adorable and babygirl he is a star he can spoil me everyday he is a 100/10 he needs love his brothers are so mean to him calling him a scumbag, a thief, and etc he needs to be loved and cared for I'll marry him any day he can love me he supports my life style I'd stay with him even after he spends all my money boy is mammon hot he's a babygirl fr fr he needs to be mine