#random loki thoughts

[percheduphere]

God, you know ... I've been thinking about this for months, but the more it sits in my brain, the more hilarious it becomes.

The whole Odinson/daughter family would absolutely HATE Succession. Like, if Mobius or Tony Stark felt like being an absolute dick, this would be the show they'd put on when any one of them is around. I mean ...

Logan Roy = Abusive, narcissistic father who pits his kids against one another to inherit his corporate Dynasty.

Kendall Roy = The narcissistic golden boy. Dad's "favorite". Shit to his younger siblings and entitled as fuck. Thinks Roystar will be his.

Roman Roy = Oh, boy, here he is. My favorite slime puppy. The runt of the litter. Dad's favorite to abuse. Uses humor and assholery to hide Pain(TM). Actually, the smartest of the bunch and closest to "the favorite".

Shiv Roy = Only girl in the fam battling against the absolute misogynistic sausage fest of her siblings; ruthless and sharp but not that sharp; destroys everything for everyone but herself.

Connor Roy = Baldur

... just.

Look at them. Look at them and tell me this isn't the dysfunctional Asgardian family in a nutshell. Succession is a satire on American capitalism and a Shakespearean familial tragedy. It makes sense.

[vbecker10]

Stop Saying it Like That

Pairing: Loki x female reader (Y/N)

Summary: Just a little blurb based off the meme below (from Loki:intotheowenverse), hope you like it 💚

"Loki, you need to stop saying it like that," you laugh, shaking your head as he opens the door to the small bakery for you.

He follows you out onto the street carrying a small box full of treats, "Saying what?"

You stop, clearing your throat so you can do your best impression of your boyfriend's accent, "Enjoy the next twenty-four hours."

The God of Mischief chuckles at your poor attempt, "Was that supposed to sound like me?"

"I sounded exactly like you," you answer with a wide smile despite knowing it wasn't even close.

"Look, that's not my point," laughing as you try to get the conversation back on track. "Its really creepy when you say it like that," you inform him.

He wraps his free arm around your waist and starts walking again, leading you back towards the Tower. "It was truly awful darling," Loki shakes his head with a smile.

"Creepy?" he raises an eyebrow as he looks down at you.

"Don't act like you have no idea what I'm talking about," you roll your eyes. "It literally sounds like a threat, like they only have twenty-four hours left to live or something."

He chuckles, "Trust me darling, when I threaten people they know." You sigh, trying to look annoyed but he bends to kiss your cheek and your smile slips free. "What would you prefer I say?" he asks genuinely curious.

"Just say 'have a good day'," you tell him.

"Y/N, that's the same thing," Loki states and you shake your head. Before you can argue back he presses his lips to yours to silence you. "Fine, I will try that next time," he agrees and you smile.

Loki walks with you in comfortable silence for two more blocks, his arm still around your waist, slowing his pace when he notices your attention is caught by the bouquets outside a flower shop. "See something you like?" he asks as you both stop in front of the colorful display of mixed flowers.

You smile, pointing to a bundle of your favorite flowers. Loki picks them up and you follow him into the shop where he pays the employee.

She hands Loki his change, he looks down at you briefly then back at the woman behind the counter. "Have a good day, mortal," he tells her with a wide smirk that causes the florist to let out a nervous laugh before thanking him quietly.

You walk back outside, your flowers in one hand and swat Loki's chest lightly in a joking manner. He chuckles, "What did I do wrong now? I told her to have a good day like you insisted."

"Mortal?" you tilt your head and look up at him.

"Would 'human' have been better?" he smiles.

You ignore his question, knowing he is only asking to see your reaction. "And the evil smirk, really?"

"Evil?" Loki let's go of your waist, putting his hand over his heart dramatically. "You wound me Y/N."

You laugh, reaching up to kiss his cheek when he tries to act as if he's offended. "You're cute when you're being annoying on purpose," you tell him and he chuckles, holding on to you again.

"I'm glad someone thinks so," he smiles.

"But stop talking to people when we go out," you add with a laugh.

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[nerdby]

Just imagining what it would be like dating Loki and living with him, and like trying to get him to do chores. Just like imagine if it were raining outside, and so you haven't left the house in almost a week. At first it was kinda nice because you'd sit in Loki's lap while he's stretched out on the couch, braiding your hair while you're watching movies or listening to music or reading.

Loki is kinda lazy because he grew up being pampered by servants and his mother on Asgard, but he loves a clean home and being surrounded by nice things. He doesn't love doing chores, though. You guys would be lazy together for those first few days. Then the dishes would pile up, the plants would need watering, and the mailbox would be full of unpaid bills.

Since Loki is clueless about how bills work you would go to your desk by the window, grab your laptop, and the little pink spray bottle for the plants. "Get the plants, please," you'd say.

Loki would roll his eyes and probably over water the plants, but then magic them back to perfect health later -- you'd never need to know. Then he would start on the dishes, and you'd be on the phone arguing with the bank or insurance company. Then he throw himself down on the couch and look at you accusingly because for some reason you always insisted on balancing the bank account by hand and it always took forever.

"Y/N." He would say quietly and impatiently you while you chewed on your pen.

"Not now," you'd say, waving him off. "I'm almost done."

And Loki would flick his wrist, sending the pen flying from your hand.

"Loki!"

"Y/N!"

"What if the app is wrong?" You'd ask. "What if the account overdrafts and I have to pay a fee?"

Loki would round the desk. Then he'd reach over your shoulder and close the laptop with a click. "Then I'll get you more money to pay it off with."

"You wouldn't do anything illegal, though?" You'd ask uncertainly because it'd obviously be hard to tell if Silvertongue was lying.

"I make no promises," he'd smirk down at you. Then he'd pick you up, throw you over his shoulder like a ragdoll, and bring you back to the couch with him.

[thisdorkyblogthing]

After years and years of pining and long and so much more pining and longing Thor and Loki finally give in to The PassionTM and they're tearing each other's clothes off and the kisses are getting a little bite-y and it's so hot and it's so much more than either of them could ever thought it could be

and Thor comes, like, the nanosecond Loki touches him. -0.7 Pump Chump over here thoughts and prayers for our guy Thor and his pride may they recover at some point in the next 500 years. 🙏

[cleabellanov]

Lokius stans will be like “I’m completely sane” then proceed to scrutinize the Deadpool and Wolverine trailer until their delusion evolves to level 3000, hope to find Mobius’ cameo in that movie even if he has no place of being there, invent post credits scene, talk to trees and squirrels

It’s me I’m lokius stans

[tired0artist]

What if Mobius, on the sacred timeline, dies in the attack on New York in 2012? And he created a branch by somehow surviving?

Like imagine he’s working for a firm that sells jet skis. That’s how he knows so much about them, cause he works in marketing and he has a whole speech prepared to interest the buyer.

He’s in New York cause he’s meeting a potential client or partner or something. He’s there for work and then shit hits the fan.

On the sacred timeline, Mobius dies covered in rubble, trying to dig himself out.

On the branched timeline he somehow managed to drag himself from under the rubble only to get arrested by the TVA just for SURVIVING.

That would be sick. And angsty. That’s why it’s my new fav Mobius headcanon lmao.

And of course Loki would feel sick to know that he’s the reason why Mobius dies over and over again on the sacred timeline.

[nose235678]

Hey, this’s a little random, but I’m rewatching LOKI and had a thought. What could Mobius have possibly done to become a Variant? Single dad of two boys who sold rec vehicles?

But then, I started thinking about his character. How patient, but firm he is. His good advice and who his wife might’ve been, right? He lived in the suburbs with his boys and based on his age (we’ll say roughly 40 something?)

And who else is around that age, living alone with a boy in need of a paternal figure?

What if his wife was May Parker? What if Mobius is a variant of Uncle Ben, if he and May had been able to have kids of their own and left New York to raise their boys in the burbs before Peter Parker was orphaned? Too far to be able to take him or maybe May died shortly before and he didn’t think he could handle a 3rd kid…?

That’s certainly something that would’ve broken the “canon,” especially if moving away inadvertently caused May to die somehow (ex: car accident or something), right? Great advice, positive teaching style, quick to bond with tricky/witty vigilante types?

This’s probably been done a hundred times already on this site, but it’s just a thought I had.

Just picturing something like:

Ben getting the call that his brother and sister-in-law are dead. He’s had to make the hardest decision of his life, but for the good of his boys and Peter, he thinks he made the right one. He’s not a rich man. The house already has two mortgages, the dealership is barely getting by as it is. Looks down at his wedding ring on a chain around his neck, thinking there was no possible way he could do it on his own and then? He sets the phone back on the hook and there’s TVA agents in his living room. Placing a reset charge on his coffee table and demanding he come with them for judgement.

For costing his universe the creation of an anchor being, like Spider-Man.

Also, could you imagine Loki trying to help Mobius save a version of his universe by raising Peter Parker together in a universe where both Ben and May died (like how Miguel tried to replace Gaby’s dad, except actually helpful?) Showing up to PTA meetings, just Ben Parker and his new very tall, elegantly goth, vaguely European husband?

Loki becomes PTA President, of course. Makes his own presidential sash. Mobius gets way too hyped about bake sales/food drives/blood drives/toys for tots. Loki judging the science fair. Showing up to debate club contests to cheer way too loud. Both of them having to act surprised when Peter starts sneaking in late until it finally comes out and they have to be like “Ooooh, nooo! We’re floored! Totally stunned! Hoooowww could we have missed this?!”

Then, Loki helps him make a real suit, because “no child of his is going be a vigilante AND a fashion disaster.”

Loki eventually coming out as a Frost Giant to make Peter feel less like a freak in some teary-eyed heart to heart about how difficult it is to let “normal” people close to them.

Just saving the world by being embarrassing, loving father figures together in the sort of open, honest family that Loki’s always wanted (cue his angst about immortality).

[windsweptinred]

@dream-of-the-bitchless , I've got a Sandman crack ship for you....

+ Sandman =

(Charmes art by ever lolevercelle)

[lexycxndy]

RDJ's Doctor doom and god loki, just no fight just a slap:

[ineffablelara]

I've been thinking about Loki's genderfluidity and his relationship with his own gender while growing up in Asgard

I know a lot of us hc him as being super enlightened about all matters concerning his gender identity and honestly, I love that, more power to them!

But, what if he's not? What if he suppressed that part of himself bc he really, really didn't have the strenght to face even more discrimination in his home? Now I'm not saying he's a coward, not at all, I just kinda see him being exhausted from having to deal with all the prejudice asgardians had for magic wielders, not to mention his desire to be accepted by Odin.

Idk, I think it would be nice to see him exploring his gender as an adult, maybe he'd do it in a clumsy way in the beginning, uncertain of what do do but feeling like an adolescent again, excited about his new outfits, experimenting with makeup and different hairstyles, all the things that help him understand better that part of himself that he never explored before

Personally I think this could be him growing up in asgard, but instead of the job thing it would be like "I have my father to impress so idrc about that rn" lol

Of course, these are just some random thoughts, I like to believe that Loki embraced his genderfluidity a long time ago and he's comfortable with that part of himself, I just had fun thinking about a different scenario where he surpressed it only to embrace it later as an adult

[idjits-areus]

Okay, can we just take a minute to appreciate the chaos god that is Loki?

1. He has a case just for lollipops like people have cases for cigars.

Trickers have a sweet tooth, yes, but this? This is dedication. Commitment. Showing his love for dumb dumbs of all things.

When Gabriel was "playing" Loki, he would conjure up all sorts of sweets. He would always have some sort of candy in his hand. He was trying hard to play the part. When it comes to the real Loki though, all we see in the like 20 minutes he's on screen for, is this case of lollipops. Nothing else. No other sweets. He doesn't need to show it because everyone knows he's the real deal at this point. The excessive sweets was all Gabriel.

2. He's extravagant.

From his housing choices

to his outfit

he's extravagant. He is a Norse god after all.

The hotel/motel he chose to stay in is shitty at best. It's dirty and probably falling apart. This God though. He uses his abilities to make the room look like a 5 star hotel.

And his outfit in this episode. It's the perfect mixture of cocky and classy. And he rocks it.

That brings us to

3. He has way too much confidence and is way too cocky

From his posture

to his facial expressions (also see the hallway image above)

it just radiates cocky confidence. It's like he's amused by the whole situation. That is until Gabe drives the wooden sword through his chest, then and only then, do you see the momentary fear in his eyes as he slowly fades.

And finally,

4. He uses illusions without continuities

With Gabriel, there is always some sort of continuity error that inevitably pops up (mainly because I believe that he wants to be found out as much as he would hate to admit it). Loki though, he leaves no room for error.

Sure, Dean wasn't looking for any potential illusions when confronting Loki, so I can't necessarily argue that Loki has no continuity errors. That doesn't detract from the fact that, from what we saw, there wasn't anything until Dean tried to stab them.

Loki knows what he's doing. He's been doing it for centuries. I'm choosing to believe that he wouldn't be that sloppy with continuities, on purpose or not.

[sigyn-foxyposts]

Sometimes I love being Norwegian just because I find these silly things out of nowhere, like what do you mean we have ways named after Loki and Bragi?? 😭

[nerdby]

Loki fans who bully and spread rumors about Tom Hiddleston's relationship with Zawe Ashton are the most pathetic pieces of shit. They're just racists acting like jealous children because the man they're in a parasocial relationship with finally settled down with someone whose not them. The nonexistent window has closed. Its sad.

[stormchaser819]

I had the random thought that Annatar and Loki would probably get along. They're both manipulative villains obsessed with themselves.

[cleabellanov]

And when it’s November again, one year after the end of Loki season 2, and our hearts are still shattered? What then 🧐

[sharky857]

If one of the protoframes will be Loki, I'll feckin' scream.