Jason: *barges into Damian’s room* hey short staa-whaaat is happening?
*sees this*
Damian: raven needed help with a spell. I volunteered
Jason:…..okay.. *slowly backs away*
Tim: you okay?
Jason: loon in the brats room
Tim:🤨 *looks*……you good?
Damian: yep
Tim: you don’t need help?
Damian: nope
Tim:…..raven are you gonna send him to hell?
Raven: no
Jason: can you?
Tim: Jason!
Jason: what!? Like you haven’t thought of that!
Raven: can you please leave? I can’t focus.
Tim: right, sorry Rae *leaves*
Jason: I’ll leave you be. BRUCE!! *goes get him*
Damian:🙄
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Late Halloween: warning! Mild Spice🔥
When I asked my friends for quick Halloween ideas, this is what I got
Y'all NASTY.....(I love it🩷) So after what, 5 days this is probably the quickest piece I've finished....albeit late 😂😂 I feel like this one's similar to one of my earliest lemon🍋 works? Anywho, hurrah until we meet again on smutweek, folks 😂
And yes they are full grown adults here. Anyways you have been warned ❤️🔥
[BEHIND SCENE PLOTS] I had no time to draw but wanted to share anyway...😂
- them cheeks (everyone's loss rly, the real "behind scene")😙
- full shot of cop Damian; Raven at first decided against using the sexy ver. because she respects the mantel and all its forebearers a ton(and it's silly)....but after seeing Damian's cop costume she decided she'll need to make sure they don't attend ;)) next year she's gonna make them go as frumpy salt & pepper shakers or something🧂🧂
- Titus in a three-headed Cerberus plushie costume + custom-made pumpkin Bottega bag for treats🐾🎃
- Kori, at the party, giving a knowing look while Dick's confusion twofolds *flashbacks to several of their own Halloween shenanigans*🌝😹
- (As per the lovely idea-pitcher) Damian later seriously contemplating, "I'm into it, but what does it say about me?" w/ Harley and her professional clipboard scribbling madly in the background🤡👩🏼⚕️
- Robin!Raven's revenge, 'cause no Robin gets f**ked over by the police and leaves like that😎💥
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(The Bat siblings visiting Titans Tower)
Jason; so your girlfriend is a demon, like an actual demon from hell?
Damian; she’s not from Hell and she is only half demon
Steph: yeah because that’s any better
Jason: does she have a tail? Or horns?
Damian: no and no. And never ask me that question again
Tim: she does look human right?
Damian: Drake you’ve met Raven😑
Tim: oh yeah…
Jason: so does she like, act like a demon?
Damian: Todd—
Raven: *runs up to Damian* Dami Dami Dami Dami!
Damian: *smiles* Yes habibi?
Raven: I have a duck *holds up a stuffed duck*
Damian; *trying not to laugh* where did you get that?
Raven: I found it, he’s name is Fred *very happy*
Damian: *kisses the top of her head* that is very cute Beloved.
Raven: 😊 *runs off to show Kori the duck*
Jason:…..I retract my previous question
Damian: good. And if you ever say something to destroy that innocent side of her, I will break you worse then the Joker ever did
Steph: is it bad I wanna know where she got the duck?
(Fred)
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Palm fortune telling
Titans Tower. Raven sits in the living room, drinking tea, with an annoying Conner running around.
Conner: Ray, come on Ray, let's try!
Raven: No.
Conner: Please! Just one time!
Raven: I don't predict the future.
Conner: What about Tarot cards? Crystal ball? Coffee grounds?
Raven: No.
Conner, grabs Raven’s wrist and places his palm in hers: Palm fortune telling!
Raven: You will be in a lot of pain in the near future.
Conner: The lines on my palm told you that, right?
Raven: No. Damian's gaze behind you.
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YANDERE! TEEN TITANS x YAE MIKO / KITTY CHESIRE ! READER SHORT STORY
the kitty chesire bit is mostly her power to disappear and teleport + love for chaos
as always reader is gender neutral!
[sequel to this fic]
“YOU. . . HAVE A FOX FORM ? !”
Your team member, Garfield, shouted into your ear as you untied him and the rest of the members after a battle you won.
Via tricking them of course. You were meant for stealth and illusions, not fighting. Most missions with the Titans had you as a scout or back-up. Rarely were you in the heat of the fight.
It was mostly due to your penchant with being a liability. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, placing you with the main group was a recipe for disaster.
It was a perfect role for you. Cause really, who enjoys sitting back and watching everything unfold? You did.
And after watching your friends getting their asses handed to them and laughing for several minutes while invisible (so that they could definitely hear you but you wouldn’t get captured). You came in to save the day.
“Oh, how could you not know BB. I thought we were friends!” You sighed dramatically while finally untying the last member and leader, Robin.
Despite your close proximity, you fail to notice the rare grin on his face.
“Hey, that’s my line! How could you not tell your best friend, huh?!”
“To be fair, it should have been obvious.” Rachel commented. Her cape had gotten covered in some unknown goop, so her voice came out strained as she tried flicking it off.
“Yeah, Garfield. Kitsune, Fox. It’s hard not to know about it.” Jaime added. The scarab on his back’s eyes glow red in agreement.
“I feel wounded, hurt, unimaginable pained—“ Garfield grasped his chest. “But you know what would make me feel b-“
“In your dreams.” You quickly answered. Already knowing what he’ll request. It wasn’t as if you didn’t like turning into your fox form. But you had a plan,
and that plan was chaos.
“I didn’t even finish!”
“Give or take another hundred years or so, then it’ll be a maybe.”
“But- But why—?”
“My kitsune form is not a party trick or just something that can be shown at a whim. It has to be special, as is the person I show it to.”
“Wait, so that’s why you didn’t show me? I thought it was cause you couldn’t do it for another hundred years or so.” Rachel perked up as soon as she heard your words. The remaining goop on her cape forgotten.
“I thought it was because only humans or other beings from Earth could witness it.” Kori crossed her arms.
“You mean it isn’t dangerous for you to turn into one in case you aren’t able to turn back?!” Dick, Jaime, and Victor all screeched in unison.
“Excuses may vary from person to person.”
“[Y/N]!”
Ah yes, all according to plan.
It wasn’t that long before you all had another mission to accomplish. It wasn’t that hard really, in fact the enemies seemed a lot weaker in comparison to the previous ones.
So why were you and the rest tied up?
“Oh no, we’re at risk of dying. Whatever could we do?” Garfield feigned a moan of pain.
“Maybe if [Y/N] shifted into their Kitsune form and got out of their restraints—“ Victor tried suggesting but, like what you did with Garfield last time, you shut him down immediately.
“No.”
Everyone instantaneously gets out of their restraints. No effort at all.
These goddamn desperate little shits—
It had been a month or so since Garfield and the rest found out you weren’t turning into a fox simply because you didn’t want to and they have yet to lose gas when it came to motivation.
It had even gone to the point where the Justice League and heck, even some villains and other unaffiliated vigilantes joined the mix. It was as if every moment someone was trying to coerce you to transform.
“Guys let’s have dinner!” Dick called out from the tower’s kitchen, not bothering with the intercoms since he knew you were close by. As a Kitsune you had a fantastic sense of smell, as such you were already hovering the kitchen since the start.
“Is that . . . [Favorite Food] and - and [Favorite Drink]?” Your mouth watered as you gazed at the dining table. All of your favorite meals, snacks, and beverages were all laid out. Ready to be consumed—
“Ah, ah! Let us see your Kitsune form first.”
You took one long stare at him before disappearing, literally. “I’m ordering take out.”
“God damn it!” The rest of the team all exit from their hiding spots, absolutely saddened by the lack of reaction and that they couldn’t spoil you with your favorites for once.
(It’s not like they can forget about your fox form and just give you everything on a silver platter. Hell no!)
You trudged to Damian’s room. Still invisible until you were sure you entered without anyone seeing you.
You reappear with a smile before shortly turning into a miniature [Favorite Color] fox.
“Tired?” Damian asked, still focused on his computer while you jumped to his lap and made yourself comfortable.
“Mm. Not really! They’re really funny when they’re like that.”
He nodded at your response and began petting you. His other hand reached forward to his phone, “Hey, are you still open? … Yeah . May I have [Favorite Food] delivered at this address…”
You faked a gasp. You knew he had been watching over you since the beginning. Normal people would have freaked out and questioned how knew but you didn’t. How could you? He is your boyfriend after all. Him knowing everything was expected. At least, that’s what he always says, and you didn’t really mind so . . . “You’re the best, Damey!”
“I know.” He finally gazed at you. The love in his eyes are as clear as day, “Now, get off. We have to pick up our order.”
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