#damian wayne incorrect quotes

[file808]

I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite.

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Jason or the most loyal Wonder Woman fan: Dick I can't believe that you're a Superman fan

Dick an superman fan: Hey at least I'm better than him. *Points to Damian*

Damian: Tt I'll have you know that I'm an avid fan of Black Canary. Father is not my favorite hero unlike somebody. *Glares at Tim*

Tim: You know that Batman's not my favorite hero right?

Dick genuinely shocked: WAIT WHAT!?!?

Jason: Yah Tim, Damian makes sense but you??? You have been such a Batman fan sense the beginning.

Tim: Like a year after becoming Robin Batman stopped being my favorite. Why is this such a surprise?

Damian: So Drake who's your favorite now?

Tim: Green Lantern!

Dick: Which one? There's a whole Corp of them.

Tim: ...

Jason: Tim...which one??

Tim:*Sigh* Hal Jordan.

Bruce in the distance: REALLY HAL JORDAN?!!!?!!

[ryemiffie]

More quotes from my day as Batman incorrect quotes:

Dick: screw 'spill the tea' I'm gonna need you to pour me some of that hot goss' sauce.

Damian: You know what, just for that I'm not telling you what happened.

[damianwayne0]

Bruce: Damian,half of the league wants you dead !

Damian: Wow , A month ago it was the whole league , things are looking up.

[damianwayne-bloodson]

Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Damian: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

[bat-stuff]

Damian: if you keep doing stuff like this we can't be seen in public together

Jon, who has managed to fit an entire package of marshmallows in his mouth: mhugh?

Damian: Jesus christ spit those out before you choke

[lyninabin]

talking about escape rooms and damian overhears and

damian wayne: see when others pay you to do it its fun and exciting. when I drug some one and lock them in a chest slowly sinking into the Potomac River its a terrifying and unacceptable responce to a minor inconvience

[alfredsolos]

Tim: Hey~ Demon. What you doi-

Tim *almost gets stabbed*: Woah woah woah, it's me it's me!

Damian *huffs*: Why do you insist on sneaking up on me, knowing full well the amount of knives I carry around?

Tim: Knife? A Knife?! That's a freaking- I don't know- a mini sword! How long is that?!

Damian *gasps*: My Goodness Drake! You have just discovered a knife! Which is a- drum roll please...

Tim:

Damian: A small version of a sword. Congratulations on your discovery.

Tim:

Damian: I can't imagine how excited you'd be to learn about mini-fridges!

Tim: And yet you complain about us calling you a Demon.

Tim *mumbling*: Little bastard...

[rehdhood]

jason: rules are made to be broken.

dick: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.

jason: uh, piñatas.

damian: glow sticks.

jason: karate boards.

damian: spaghetti when you have a small pot.

[jackie-q]

Dami noooo

Damian: How dare you force me to come to the realization that I value your pathetic life and then allow it to cease in a way such as this! Such actions will not be tolerated!

[httpsclarye]

Damian: *Sets the kitchen on fire*

Tim, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult??

Damian: He’s asleep on the couch

Jason: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.

Jason, dumps water on Dick: Wake up dumbass, the kitchen is on fire.

[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

[file808]

I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite. Here's how I think Bruce would react.

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Damian: Father may I get this Black Canary Keychain?

Bruce: Oh sure Damian. I didn't know you liked hero merchandise?

Damian: Normally I do not but I find Black Canary an exception to this. Because of her adequate hero skills.

Tim: I didn't know you were a Black Canary fan.

Damian: Yes well you don't know everything about me drake. She is actually favorite hero.

Bruce: She's. Your. What?

Damian: My favorite hero and you are not. I don't get how thats such a hard topic for to rap your head around.

Bruce: *sighs* At least I still have Tim.

Tim: About that.

Bruce: Oh come on! I'm guessing that she's your favorite too?

Tim: No she's my second favorite!

Bruce: Then whose your favorite?

Tim: Green Lantern.

Bruce: please don't let it be Hal.

Tim: ...

Bruce: It's Hal!!?!

Tim: *sighs and nods*

One day later a yellow batman challenges Hal to a fight.

《Keep in mind this is all just my headcannons》

@avayarising

[ryemiffie]

More stuff from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Jason: Oh just kill me already why don't ya'!

Dick: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?!

Jason: At this point? Yeah! I am so sick of trying so damn hard only for you to show up and ruin everything, making me look like the consistent failure in comparison to you and your big ol' 1st place medal!

Tim: Guys, it is just mario kart, it is not that big of a deal.

Dick: stay out of this Tim!

Jason: Yeah, shut up Tim!

Stephanie: Yeah! Shush Tim, I wanna see where this goes.

Tim: Dude!??

Damian: No she's got a point. Shut the fuck up, Tim.

[damianwayne0]

Y/n: Damian!

Damian: Yes beloved?

Y/n , putting on her shoe: I am going out ! Do u want something to eat !?

Damian, smirking : Yeah, you.

Y/n : ....*beep beep* *beep beep* Hey , Raven imma little sick, can we go out later? Thanks love ya~

Damian : I was kidding-

•The rest is unfortunately a history•

Raven: *sighs* I better get some nephews and nieces

[damianwayne-bloodson]

Y/N: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Damian: Damian: Y/N, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Y/N: *Sips coffee from bowl*

[bat-stuff]

*after Dick gets hurt on a mission*

Tim: How does Dick look?

Damian: A little better than you, actually.