#rays rambles

[raysartsncrafts]

Greek Mythology nerds, here's a joke about the myth of Hyacinthus and Apollo (AKA Apollo kills his boyfriend with a frisbee)

So, Hyacinthus is a flower, right? In Portuguese, it's name is Jacinto.

Why does that matter? Well, it's pronunciation is similar to "Já sinto" which roughly translates to "I already feel". There's a joke where you introduce yourself as Jacinto, since it's a name and later complete it as "Jacinto Pinto" (I already feel dick)

You're welcome, I made Hyacinthus and Apollo gayer.

[raymusterio]

I really hope I'm in the montage stage of my life

[raydfil]

just snuck a whole sleeve of thin mints past my father into my house by shoving them into my bra ladies i get it im now pro-boobs

[cierv-o-robot-o]

hyper fixations are so embarrassing for me because I make every part of my life center around the thing I'm fixating on like I would get out of bed and serve myself a bowl of cereal and be like "just like my Best Friend Finn the Human would :)" and it's completely unironical

[moonlightequin1]

✨💫 TWST JP "ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL" FULL 3D PERFORMANCE 💫✨

I needed to share this video because it was region locked for this year's April Fools, but we finally got the full performance of the VDC tribe in TWST FES last year....😭🫶

WE WON EVERYONE 🎉🎊

LOOK AT THEM!!! 😭🎉🎉

[pookapufferfish]

Deciding to do a poll for fun

I just like this things

[fandomsandflyingstingrays]

“I’d like to leave the Emperor’s Coven,

and never set foot in the throne room again.

I’d like to study wild magic,

and learn how to carve palismen.

I’d like to attend Hexside as a regular student, 

and play flyer derby with my friends.”

[mothercuntry]

you’re going to sit there and expect me to believe ow*n knew what to did with all that? her thick thighs? her juicy ass? those adonis built biceps? her perfect little breasts he couldn’t even bother to touch when they were right in front of him? ungrateful little micro dick bitch

[technicallyblakebelladonna]

M. Night Shyamalan's ATLA adaptation died so Netflix's ATLA adaptation could trip over its fucking corpse.

[raysartsncrafts]

This is why we need gay friends

You see, recently the boys in my class have come up with a new form of entertainment: grabbing a random member of their squad, putting him in front of a random girl and saying he likes her.

When they came to me and said “My friend over there likes you” my pan friend, who sits next to me, turned to them and said “She’s gay.” AND I NODDED. WE MANAGED TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE DOING THAT. Oh boy I hope they believe that it would be so funny if they tought I was gay.

I have a history of making people think I’m gay don’t I. Last year I defended neutral pronouns and people tought I was a lesbian because of that…? Okay sure I can go with that

[raymusterio]

The happiest of times will leave you with the saddest memories.

[flowersforfrancis]

[dalvs-wife]

HEY SELFSHIPPERS WHO HAVE AN UNFORTUNATELY POPULAR CANON X CANON SHIP THAT IS A DISCOMFORT!!!!

the next time you get shown the ship or just have it in your head, imagine your f/o looking at the ship from over your shoulder and scrunching up their nose. being grossed out by it. being made uncomfortable by it, grimacing awkwardly at the sight of it. being confused by it!!!

they dislike that ship just as much as you do, believe me! no matter how many times someone draws them looking happy and in love with whoever, that ain't happening.

you two are each other's favorites, so the next time you see that sorta thing, just remember your f/o's silly little scrunched up weirded-out face at the mere sight :]

edit: PROSHIPPERS DNI THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

[gaminegay]

A character came to me in a dream ... he was a vampire pirate that could transform into a bat. And a manta ray. The batray who betrayed me (it's okay he had a good reason).

[raycatz]

You ever think about how the chain has to change their step sizes and like general gait in order to stay together as a group?

Like, I imagine Four walks with purpose. He's a focused lil guy- he's got places to be. But Time's strides have got to be much larger than his. When traveling as a group they must have all had to readjust.

Four and Time side-by-side walk animation but every couple steps Four has to do a skip hop or a lil jog to catch up. Also consider Four walking normally but Time is taking itty bitty steps.

[sister-2-sleep]

How it feels to be hyperfixated on a fandom that is still alive and has a lot of content