#real bastard to clean tho

[arosebyothernames]

Making pie crust: this is tedious but worth it

Cleaning up after: I retract my previous statement

Eating pie: oh, right

[suempu]

Falls to floor your writing is so lovely Do you perhaps have any kabru x reader sfw/nsfw hcs…

thank you so much for the kind words. “lovely” 🥹 ahh you got me blushing anon lmfao

gn reader + on the receiving end !!!

<3

kabru would be the casual type of lover. he’s nothing but calm and suave with you, which is attractive.

he’s quite attentive of people and you’re no exception. although he really goes out of his way to be accommodating when it comes to you if you’re his lover.

mindful of your expressions and body language. once he sees a sign of you being uncomfortable, kabru will pull you away from the group and talk to you softly.

i feel like he’d be good at taking care of his partner, though he’s not the best, he tries.

kabru’s good at talking you down, grounding you into reality whenever you’re on the verge of a breakdown. let’s say you feel very unstable, he’ll whisper in the most softest tone you’ll ever hear while he holds your hand. he asks permission to touch you beforehand of course.

“here, you can feel my fingers, right?”

“mm.”

“my palm, feel it. you’re here with me,”

“i’m here…”

“good job. can i ask what happened?”

he’s good at radiating a calm atmosphere when you need it and he’s always ready to help you.

praises and compliments come out of his mouth like a piece of cake, he’s not shy when it comes to showering you with love. the whole party is grossed out by him whenever you’re around. it’s like when the parents are being all lovey-dovey and the children just groan out an ‘eww’ (its mainly mickbell complaining tho lmao)

i believe he’s had one or two intimate relationships before you, but none of them has ever lasted long enough as yours. so he’s had some experience before you.

he’s certainly a tease. have you seen that face? that face screams unfairness and mischief (in bed)

kabru loves your whining whenever he purposely denies you release. one moment his fingers will go fast and wild on your most sensitive spots, and the next he goes painstakingly slow.

“aww, but if i let you cum this early, then what about me?”

he’s a cheeky bastard. the real reason why he draws out your orgasms is because he believes that edging you will result to a much pleasurable and hard orgasm for later (he’s right.)

you will get overstimulated with this man, no question about it. he strives to make you cum at least 5-6 times in one session, which is overkill but he really loves the way your eyes glaze over.

kabru loves your tears and whining, though it kind of makes him guilty so he makes sure to absolutely spoil you after.

his hips are bad for your body. with the way he thrusts into you so precisely. its like he already knows which spot to hit, he rolls into you as he teases and whispers in your ear. he’s actually fucking crazy.

“right here? oh yeah, here?”

he moans in time with his thrusts. he loves watching your face, how your half lidded eyes look so lost yet so present. missionary is definitely his favorite position. loves being all up on your face, he kisses your cheeks, forehead, lips, and jaw while he’s inside you.

nights with him are long and wild, but he can go slow and be more gentler if you asked him to. he lives for your reactions, he thinks its really sweet how you trust him so much with your body.

kabru makes up for all his teasing with aftercare. he pants as he pulls you close, hands on your back and caressing you gently.

“you okay? did i break you?”

“shut up.” you breath out hoarsely.

he chuckles, “i love you too.”

he gives you a massage after that, quietly kissing your hips and stomach as his fingers rub at your skin. whispers small apologies while his hands work on your body. he always checks in on you whenever he hears a whine or groan when he touches a sore spot.

while he is content with just sleeping and cuddling in your own sweat, he’ll take you to the bathroom if you want to be cleaned.

solid lover, tries his best, just don’t ever have sex in his own bedroom (its messy)

[tiniedemon]

— ♡

dating headcanons

main 4 + butters

— ♡

stan

— definitely the type to bully you but loves you to death

— constantly posting you on social media

— you need him? he’s already there actually he’s been hiding in your walls

— gets super in his head a lot, requires a lot of reassurance & affection

— SUPER FUCKING PROTECTIVE

— some dude’s making you uncomfortable? his hand’s on your shoulder and he’s ready to beat the shit out of him

— the silent but deadly type

— basically no one fucks w his s/o

— but super duper soft

— sticky as fuck

— you thought kenny was a physical touch kinda guy? stan is 10 times worse

— constantly holding your hand or lacing your pinkies together

— prefers quiet nights in over nights out 100%

— movie nights are his absolute fav he loves the cliche holding hands in popcorn thing

— a bit of an alcoholic but never an angry drunk, he’ll be constantly up your ass blubbering about how much he loves you

— “your eyes are so pretty and your face is so pretty and i love your hair like that and how do you smell so good”

kyle

— if he were an anime character he’d be a tsundere for sure

— dislikes pda but in private he has no problem being affectionate

— is super awkward around you, doesn’t really know how to talk to you or how to act

— also prefers quiet nights in but in a totally different way

— would much rather read a book with your legs in his lap than watch a movie

— one phone call away tho don’t get him wrong

— if you need him he’s immediately on his way no questions asked

— very very very very protective

— also the type to hover behind you but the second you give him the go ahead he’s running his mouth

— all bark but also a super gnarly bite

— also super jealous and kind of insecure

— you’re his first real relationship so he’s always scared someone’s gonna steal you away

— the type to give you massages and ask you about your day

— domestic housewife fs, always cooking for you and making sure your house is clean

— always leaves sweet notes for you to wake up to but will never acknowledge them

— overall such a sweetheart, would do anything for you but is a stickler on saying the l word

— thinks it loses its sparkle if it’s said too much

kenny

— sticky horny bastard

— always cuddled up to you or holding your hand or kissing you

— big fan of pda

— if he’s not touching you and he’s in your presence someone’s getting hurt

— loves partying but also loves quality time with you

— would totally go out if you wanted but also would curl up in bed with you if you weren’t feeling it

— always eager to please you

— he’s like a dog, at your beck and call, awaiting your orders

— but don’t touch his s/o or he’ll go nuts

— not really the jealous type but definitely the possessive type

— like he doesn’t get worked up about someone hitting on you, he knows you’re fine as fuck, but the second someone tries to touch you his arms are around you and he’s kissing you

— very much a gentleman

— he makes very misogynistic comments about your body but ultimately you’re a queen and you should never have to lift a finger

— always worshipping the ground you walk on

— definitely a stoner

— giggles at everything you do when he’s high and 100% smokes you out every chance he gets

— he just loves you so much he’d literally combust

eric

— isn’t really one for affection, private or public

— definitely runs his mouth to you

— but the second you get upset he’s crying begging you to stop being mad rubbing your feet

— a messy bitch for sure

— always stirring up drama in the friend group and sitting back watching it all go down with you

— would definitely scheme with you about starting beef

— views you as his queen but treats you as an equal (which is huge for him because everyone is below him)

— hates seeing you cry and would easily tell off whichever son of a bitch did it

— but also wouldn’t hesitate to bully you to the verge of tears

— makes up for it by offering you some of his cheesy poofs

— unspoken acts of affection for sure

— hates going out

— he’d much rather watch a comedy movie and shit on the plot with you

— the type to act like he hates you around his friends but the second you’re in a private setting he’s reminding you that he loves you

— possessive, jealous, protective, the big 3

— kind of like a chihuahua, all bark no bite

— probably also low key an alcoholic but never drunk to the point of being a lovey dovey bitch

butters

— the sweetest boyfriend ever

— panics every time you cry or are upset in any way

— even if he’s grounded he’ll still find a way to talk to you

— if there’s a screen there’s a way

— doesn’t really fall into any category

— kind of just exists, way too happy that you’re dating him to notice anything else

— the type to post you on every social media platform he has

— would shout from the rooftops about how much he loves you

— very acts of service

— would do anything you asked as long as you were happy

— gives you back rubs every night

— sleeps with his head on your chest because he loves to listen to your heartbeat

— physical touch too

— loves holding your hand and caressing your cheeks

— stares at you for hours like “wow i can’t believe my s/o is this perfect”

— makes sure your needs are taken care of before his

— constantly texting you to remind you that he loves you and that you’re perfect in every way

— good morning and goodnight paragraphs even if you live together

— loves you to the moon and back and wants everyone to know it

[moshpitgamma]

Clay x reader x Viva headcanons?

Sureeeee why not😌✨

Clay x Reader x Viva headcannons🍀🌸

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OKKK LETS GET STARTEDD😮‍💨🫶🏾

🍀When you three started dating there’s no doubt Clay turned from the serious one to the instant submissive man wife he is…

🌸Viva is a complete OPPOSITE of clay so get ready for fun and daring dates… but if clay finds out prepare for a very long and loving lecture

🍀Even tho Clay is all serious 24/7…He will not hesitate to have fun with his favorite people and let you guys run wild (but not to wild😌)

🌸Viva loves to braid you hair or play in it to lull you to sleep or if stress is giving you or clay a hard time she’s there to relax y’all’s heads and give deep massages

🍀Clay is VERY romantic but isn’t too big on PDA. I feel like he’s ok with hand holding and maybe cheek kisses but anything else will make him embarrassed

🌸BIG ON PDA!!! She wants to show the fellow trolls who’s hers and who she belongs too. If you and clay still get flirty looks she will TRIPLE pda.

🍀His nicknames for you are: Hun,Baby,Love, and Mamas. While your nicknames for him is:Broccoli,Claybae,Bub,The fun one (quote the band days), and my husband

🌸Her nicknames for you are:Mi amour, Mi Bebé, My world, My boo. Yours for her are: Mi Esposa, My love, Wildflower, Baby, Loco

🍀If anyone ever tried to hurt you or actually put their hands on you Clay is hunting that bastard down and is giving him a very good talk you know🤫 When he’s done he is treating you like the well deserved s/o you are

🌸If anyone tried to hurt you or put their hands on you and Viva found out…Shes beating ass. I mean dragging and banishing people without hesitation. After she’s done giving hell, she’s giving you heaven. She’s giving you a warm bubble bath, snacks, and even a long warm cuddle session

🍀Will buy you anything you mention about wanting. “Ouu babe that necklace looks real pretty” you said looking at the gold and emerald embroidered necklace. You woke up to it the next day on your bed side table

🌸Will surprise you and clay with matching onesies ( like the one clay has on in the movie) and will make y’all take pictures in them and wear them together like a big happy family.

🍀I feel like if y’all were to have kids he would want only 1 maybe 2 if and ONLY if you and viva convince him enough

🌸The girl wants a whole village…but if y’all deny which is gonna happen she says at least four or five

🍀He does most chores but will let y’all help if y’all want to

🌸She cleans when she’s stressed. I think cleaning helps her calm down

🍀Loves to cook for you and viva and loves to try new things with you guys

🌸Loves to show you off to the brozone boys. She also makes jokes to Bruce on how her, you ,and clay are gonna have an army of kids like them one day. It usually leaves a stuttering Clay and a flushed and embarrassed y/n.

THE ENDD😌✨🫶🏾

[liaximagines]

👥KEIJI;SOU(MIDORI)&SHIN(SOU) CONFESSING TO THEIR S/O!~

KEIJI

🔹Ahh our dear mr policeman falling head over heels for you! How sweet huh?

🔹I feel like Keiji's "friendly" flirting with you here and there actually developed into a strong 'crush'! I wish you could see his face when he realized..

🔹Anyway- Keiji likes when things aren't pushed aside for the last minute, so he decides to confess after a week or two from him finding out how he feels about you.

🔹When he was "courting" you earlier you never seemed grossed out nor uncomfortable, and actually you played along. That's a GOOD sign for him since there's a chance you'd actually accept him!

🔹So my dear reader, don't get surprised when a fellow police officer shows up at your doorstep with a rose or two..and that charming smile of his..

"Good mornin', your friendly policeman here is in a need of a company right now ahah..Would you care to accept if he dared to ask you out perhaps?"

SHIN

🔹Shin, Shin, Shin...how pathetic of him to catch feeling..right?

🔹He never thought, that after Midori he'll be able to trust someone so much..but here you are huh?

🔹He's confused, flustered and excited at once. How can a smeary loner like him get his feelings reciprocated? He thinks that he's not good enough for you yet, the thought of loosing his chance still pains.

🔹Finally he decides to talk with you about how he feels. He puts on some clean clothing, nice smelling cologne and most importantly, a true smile.

🔹You two were casually hanging out in your usual spot, you know doing stuff, when he decided to bring up the topic..

"Hey uhh..I have to admit that I..like you more than most people I ever met and..I was wondering..If I saved some extra money, would you like to grab some coffee?"

SOU

🔹Ahahah..Sou sweet Sou..No. Not that sweet let's be real. You two were co-workers for the company of course, and he had to admit..you caught his eye WELL.

🔹He didn't think of it as a crush, just simple adoration and respect from afar. BUT- He could feel his left eye twitch everytime you spoke a bit TOO friendly with other workers.

🔹He has to intervene before someone steals you completely from him, and he wouldn't like that scenario.Then it hits him. It's MORE than just adoration and respect.

🔹He plans every single step on his confession. He's a master of manipulation and act, what did you expect? He'll give you the best speech possible to make you say yes! Most likely..ehem..

🔹Sou won't lie tho, he is a bit nervous but masks it under his usual creepy smile. On a normal day he brings you coffee to your office. There's a small heart on top of it..aww..

🔹When you raise your eyebrow at him, confused what he's up to he shrugs it off..that lettuce head bastard..

"Oh it's nothing truly! Just me caring for my co-worker! Although..no, co-worker is not the word of my choice hmm..How about..we became partners instead? Hm hm?~ Would youu like that?~ If you're not sure please care to meet me in my office so we could discuss it more..privately."

HI HIII! HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED THIS ONE!🩵 FEEL FREE TO REQUEST YTTD CAUSE I LOVEE WRITING FOR ITT!!🐦

[bubuslutty]

You're upset, darling?

pairing: platonic gn!reader x ghost x soap x price

word count: 1.4k

tags: angst with comfort, depression, episodes, no use of y/n, 3rd person pov, reader is mostly refered to as darling + they/them pronouns

warning: mention of suicide, not in detail tho but still (let me know if I missed anything)

summary: 141's darling has episodes where they feel like shit and how they spend their day in the base with those feelings, and how the guys comfort them.

a/n: I wanted to add könig, horangi and gaz but I was too tired to keep writing so I only wrote abt these three. this is very much based on my personal experience. I'm also undiagnosed so I might not use certain terms.

Sometimes 141's darling has days where they're down and very upset. It's normal, they think, everyone must have days where they don't feel entirely themselves, right? it's totally normal and very human, they believe.

At first, when they were upset, nobody would notice, because no matter how they felt, they always did the same things as they always do, if not a bit slower than usual.

They would shower, groom their hair, wash their clothes, clean their room and attend all activities with the other guys. They would even sleep their full hours, uninterrupted, and finish all of their food, rarely missing a meal.

But all of that feels robotic. An attempt to seem normal, to seem fine. When in reality, they feel gray on the inside. Dead. a walking corpse. A heaviness that settles in their chest like a rock. Sitting there, unmoving.

And more often than not, they wouldn't know why they're so upset, so down and dead and just not themselves. They might as well be in a coma because nothing feels real during those days.

Then they would be forgetful, less talkative, and their face would drop, drained out of any light and animated expressions they usually wear. They would laugh along to jokes that aren't even funny, to keep anyone from noticing that there's something wrong, that they're wrong.

But they couldn't keep having their episodes unnoticed. They're not sure who noticed first, out of 141, but they do remember how Soap would look at them. How even when he's talking and laughing loudly, he would glance at them, to study their reaction and face. But he wouldn't say anything, not yet at least.

He would then drag them with him as much as he can, and not necessarily make them speak, because he notices their silence, and the discomfort that would appear in their face when they're made to speak and actively participate in a conversation when they're not obligated to. He would fill in the space, with his chatter, but it would not be as loud, softer, a comforting murmur, a nice sound to focus on when they can't make themselves stop falling inside their head.

And then darling would lean against his side when they're sitting down and he's sketching on his knees, still talking and filling in the air. And he would wrap an arm around them and squeeze, his body heat comforting and welcome in those gray days. And when darling has to be somewhere without Soap, he would give them a much needed tight hug, all warm and big and long and soft.

"You'll be alright."

They find themselves hanging out with the 141 guys more often during their episodes. And Ghost is no exception. No matter what anyone says about the man's personality, whether he's cold hearted, emotionally unavailable or just straight out a bastard, they would never get it right, never, nobody knows him as much as he knows himself. But he does let out bits and pieces of himself to his mates. Because he trusts them.

Darling would be sitting next to Ghost, without saying a single word while he's cleaning his guns in similar silence. The only sound that could be heard is their breathing and Ghost's hands working on cleaning his weapons. But then darling did break their silence once, they don't know what urged them to open their mouth and speak, but they did.

"Thank you for being my friend."

Ghost's hands froze, and he just kept staring down at his guns when he lifted his head and looked to the side at the sergeant sitting next to him.

"Sergeant, are you suicidal?"

Darling was slightly taken back by the bold question. But that was Ghost for you. Asking direct questions when it mattered. Darling didn't take offense to his question but simply shook their head, "Negative, sir."

Ghost kept staring at them silently and reached out for their hand, gripping it and squeezing it in his gloved hands. Darling smiled a bit and didn't say anything after that, nor did Ghost.

Darling doesn't know if their words freaked their lieutenant out or not, but he did mention their very short conversation to their captain, John Price.

"Sergeant, I need you in my office, now."

Darling was a bit confused, raking their mind over any mistakes they did, or said anything wrong to anybody. And were even more confused when they couldn't think of anything they've done.

"You're not in trouble." John said as soon as they entered his office and sank down on the chair in front of his desk. Darling fidgeted with their fingers, unable to just sit still under Price's gaze.

John Price was the only man on base that Darling disliked interacting with during their episodes while simultaneously yearning for his attention and approval. His eyes could see everything, he knew everything.

They didn't like to be weak in front of Price. They don't like how easy it is for him to see and understand them. Even if it is one of the most relieving feelings in the world. It was scary. To face a man who could read you and so easily pin your vulnerabilities.

"Lieutenant Ghost told me what you said earlier today. He's worried about you and wanted me to check on you." Price said, arms crossed and leaning against his desk, staring down at them with a steady gaze.

He went straight to the point, no wasting time or breath.

Darling opened and immediately closed their mouth, unable to form a sentence or pick what to say, their mind was reeling and they had the urge to just spill everything to the man.

He does that to them, makes them want to lay out everything they are and stand naked in front of him and let him see every scar, every mole, every dip, every swell and every pore.

"Talk to me, honey." He said, so gently when he kneeled next to them, that it choked up Darling's throat.

Their eyes immediately blurred with tears, their breathing picking up and now heaving, struggling to breath.

"Breathe, aye?" Price said.

And it was as simple as that. Breathing. Breathing for their captain.

He wanted them to breathe? They will, with no question.

They're not sure if it's just his rank that makes them more obedient, more willing to obey and trust blindly. But they're too afraid to think too much about it. They're afraid they'll find a hidden layer under it.

"I- I feel useless. I feel lost and confused. I feel sick in my heart. I'm not happy, and I don't know why. And I want to be happy, to not feel like I'm not myself anymore. I want to feel good. I want to be good."

And just like that they spilled like an overflowing glass of milk.

Price's gaze softened even more, and he placed a big rough warm hand on their thigh, "Darling," He said and their heart jumped in their chest.

"With all due respect, you're not useless. If you were, I'm scared to think of what that would make us." He said, voice all deep and warm.

Darling cracked a small smile, looking at him with their hands on their lap and staring at him with big eyes, shiny and begging for praise and reassurance.

"You're more than enough, love. It's alright to feel like shite, but what's not alright is you keeping your hurt to yourself and making yourself sick with it. Talk to me, talk to us, you're safe. You're safe and good. You're so good."

A tear spilled down their cheek, staring at Price with their heart beating faster than a horse in their chest, their body heating up and feeling all warm and fuzzy and so loved they could suffocate with it.

"Come here." Price said before dragging his sergeant by the arms to engulf them in a big warm hug. His scratchy beard was pressed against their temple. But they didn't mind. Their captain smelled like cologne, mint and tobacco, but they didn't mind either. His grip on their body was tight, but they also didn't mind. Because their captain was good, solid, a constant force, safe and warm and understanding.

And that heavy stone that lodged in their chest was finally lifted and they could breathe again. They know this won't somehow heal them. To think so would be foolish and a joke. But this felt good nonetheless.

Their captain knows they will have their episodes, maybe not as often, maybe more often, who knows. But what he does know is that he'll set up a private therapist for them. And he'll make sure to remind Darling that they're part of 141. They're part of them, and they don't have to act as if they're fine, it's okay to be vulnerable, because they'll protect them, keep them safe from bad thoughts just like how they protect them from bloodthirsty enemies and bullets.

[the---hermit]

Garden gnome diary

This is just a random list of thoughts, tips and things I am learning as I am keeping a vegetable garden for the first time. I thought it would be fun to write down some things, and maybe what I learn can be useful for others too? I do have a bit of experience gardening, but I only even had herbs that don't need as much attention as a veggie garden does. At the moment my veggie garden has been up for a couple of months more or less, the weather hasn't been kind this year since it's been raining most days for the past few months. I'll probably make more posts like this and random updates in the future.

Starting small is always the best option. This year i decided to plan tomatoes, zucchini and some salad, and after the salad I planted will been eaten I won't plant any more because it was a failure. The combo of heavy rain and slugs has not been kind to it, so I decided that my energies for this year will be focused on the other veggies and that's okay. It's not something I can focus on full time, so having fewer plants to look after is good for me to learn. create habits and not feel overwhelmed.

No matter how little you plan to stay in the garden, or how small the task you will get dirt on yourself, so dress accordingly.

On the same note, having comfortable clothes that you are okay with getting dirty is a game changer. I have a pair of old shoes I don't really wear out anymore so those have become my gardening shoes. And most importantly I have a pair of trousers with lots of pockets that have become my gardening uniform. They are super comfortable, they are light so even if it's very hot I am not suffering too much and I still get total coverage so I can sit down, and avoid as many mosquito and other insects bites as I can.

Moreover I know summer is hot and the temptation to wear a sleaveless top is there, but the more skin is out the more bites you get, so for the love of god wear a baggy tshirt (note made by someone will regret wearing a tank top in the garden for the next week)

Also a pair of well fitted garden gloves is necessary and will become your absolute best friend. I always struggled to find gloves that were small enough for my hands, and when this year I finally did it made everything so much better.

Cleaning out the weeds that grow around the veggies you have planted makes up for most of the job. It's very annoying especially because they grow so quickly and take so much time to clean up. I recommend having an audiobook or a nice playlist on while doing this job because it really makes the time fly. Having a bucket or something to put them as you are plucking them will save a lot of time.

Also since you often have to pluck the weeds out by hand in between the plants find a comfortable position. Sit down, however you are most comfortable, because it will take so much time and you cannot afford to give yourself backpains just because you didn't want to get dirt on your trousers. I somethings almost lie on the ground because it's comfortable and I don't care if my neighbor sees me looking like an idiot half laying in the dirt. I accept myself as a creature of the garden and I couldn't care less if others think I'm weird.

The real enemy is not the weeds (tho they are so annoying) it's slugs. Keeping the garden clean of weeds and everything makes it easier to spot them, but especially when it's been rainy I recommend looking around, under plants and all and remove the little bastards before they ruin everything. I live near the woods so i just gather all the slugs and leave them in the woods near my house in the hopes that some hedgehogs will eat them.

Related to that I have been trying to get hedgehogs to move in/near my garden for a while. Last year I saw a few nearby so I am keeping it up, but leaving a couple of small pile of leaves and weeds (yep that's where all the weeds go) so they can sleep under there if they want to. And I also leave out the snails for them.

I finally understand why the steretypical old man with a garden is so grumpy, and it's all because of the snails trying to eat my salad, and the behated cats the people living nearby leave out that think my garden is their toilet. If you listen closely you can probably hear me curse like a sailor about that.

Writing down on a calendar when it rained and when you watered your plants is going to make things so much easier. I have terrible memory, my brain cannot remember these things.

If you have to build some sort of supportive structure like I did for the tomatoes, for the love of god find ways to make the edges of the structure as safe as possible. I am so clumsy and if it weren't for the precautions I built in the structure and the fact that I am always wearing a baseball hat I would have hurt myself so many times. The baseball hat basically just hits things before I do, or before I accidentally stab myself in the eye with something, because I am a fool and I will walk into stuff.

I don't think this is necessary but here goes nothing, for the love of god wear sun protection.

[justabackroundcharacter]

Thoughts while watching Wish:

- base princess personality trope

- Never getting over the face that the goat is named Valentino

- 7 dwarfs vibes with the friends

- Hans type character

- Weird ass love song to wishes

- Evil Chris Pratt went from 1-100 really fast

- The wife was 1000000% the kings wish and he used magic to get it

- Angry guy is played by GIZMO MY BELOVED

- 100 year old man move like a 60 year old fr

- Asha also goes from 50-100 real fast

- My favorite song was a little disappointing:(

- What she’s singing and what the animation gives dosent match

- Wifey is CLUELESS

- We could’ve had A STAR BOY INSTEAD WE GET THIS THING

- Star is still cute

- When you are a Star and accidentally make a devils trap in the tree lol

- IM A STAR ⭐️

- thanks for not eating me John

- Throwing books like your cramming for a test

- King is bipolar like actually tho

- EVERYTHING IS FINE

- What are you five ?

- DANCING CHICKENS

- Best friends help each other commit crimes against the kingdom

- King really is evil he made everyone go to an assembly and they aren’t even in school

- WAIT WAS KING SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALIEN

- how old is the king ? Do we know at all ?

- Casually dooms yourself to an eternity of pain because you got insecure

- HE HAS A SECRET LAIR LIKE HAWKMOTH

- ok how do wishes work again ? Was gramps not free to still inspire people

- Not the mom pleading for her daughter to only get her wish trampled on (definitely don’t need to look at how accurate that is)

- Star said SQUARE TF UP

- He’s literally just your king hit him with your bookshelf

- Returns to your stable if anyone asks pLaY dUmB

- when you have to speed run the 5 stages of grief bc you are the main character damnit

- I know what your thinking- WELL I DONT girl that star doesn’t have an expression on his face

- I can not swim *proceeds to jump into the water with reckless abandon *

- You’ve been hit by, you’ve been stuck by LOSS OF YOUR WISH

- ‘AMYIA darling your just in time come meet my new TOY’ why would you WRITE IT LIKE THAT

- Hot take anyone who calls their partner darling is on THIN FUCKING ICE

- King man went insane that is fun

- HANS KNOCK OFF BETRAYED THEM I FUCKING KNEW IT

- Dont worry im a talking mouse but very clean

- When you only want to be a loyal knight but you end up betraying your friends- happens to the best of us dude

- Good find Valentino - my butt found it

- introverts deserve sanctuary— louder for the people in the back

- STRIKE, STRIKE newsies vibes

- YES fulfill your Sabos wish

- doc and dopey slayed

- They all did

- They are like any queer friend group fr

- the chase scene is cool

- YAZ QUEEN GET YOUR HUSBAND

- I was fooled by the love I felt- Its ok queen you were definitely manipulated not your fault

- Don’t destroy never land you bastard

- A stick ? What am I supposed to do with this ?

- The MUSHROOMS 🍄

- Poor gizmo can’t catch a break no matter what universe he’s in

- a dress on a tree more likely than you think

- Dude bro dear got into the mushrooms fr

- Sometimes a plan is just you and your six friends jumping from a high place

- FUCKING HANS GOT ME AGAIN

- thanks John

- Your so right bunnies are terrifying

- Nope nope nope nope nope

- StAr GeT aWaY fRoM tHeRe

- WAIT IS HE MAGIC MIRRIR GUY

- Yay singing again

- THE power of collective singing will always save the day

- GREEN SMOKE

- MyWiShEs dude get a grip

- Simon and queen should be besties now

- LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

- Peter Pan origin story 👀👀

- ZOOTOPIA ?!?

- bippty boppty boo the magic wand is fixed

- Give GIZMO THE WAND 😭he deserves it

- Fireworks yay

- 5/10 movie

[rubra-wav]

I really hope that people get that even tho he's a pathetic whiny bitch (affectionate) who's absolutely desperate for attention - especially attention of a genuinely romantic long-term supportive nature, Vox is still not a good person and I hope I'm not portraying him too much as such in my work. 😭

While the above is true, he will still exploit, lie, and cheat anything and everything if it gives him personal gain in some way.

He's everything that's awful about capitalism personified. He's an enabler for Val (and is literally jealous of the person he ABUSES). He definitely abuses his work staff, and he absolutely reeks of unregulated maladaptive traits and internalised bullshit, etc. Etc.

Idk man. I feel like in my work, I haven't shown it enough, but I wanna keep things as accurate as possible. When part 2 of Snap comes out, I'm definitely gonna be showing that a bit more in that lmao (yeah I'll say it, it's gonna be fuckin infuriating for most of it rip.)

I've seen people portraying him like an angel in fanfic, and it bothers me because he's straight-up scum even though I absolutely love him.

Compared to what Val has got going on he's a lot better, but he's still an absolute cunt and I see so many people forgetting that lmao. He's not an innocent baby in a bad relationship, he's an evil cunt in a bad relationship (AND his hands are certainly not clean in that either. He's also a bastard too - just to a much less noticeable extent)

If reader ever actually dated this man, they would find the most high maintenance asshole on earth who would need to be taught basic respect and boundaries from scratch and taught real consequences for his actions AND hed probably actively be fighting doing that as well. (There's a post i have planned about what it would be like actually dating him that will go into that more)

ANYWHO, he is not some innocent baby in need of protecting who would suddenly forego all of his bad behaviours at once, he'd need a fuckton of checking, behaviour management, etc or he'd be a horrendous asshole to be with.

[fainthedcherry]

2024 Human Art VS 2019 Human Art !!!!!

AS PROMISED, HERE'S A POST WITH SOME NEW ART!!!

And also an art comparison, just to see, how much I improved in drawing the 2 bois <3

I'm MEGA tired despite having slept after work, but I WON'T let that deter me from writing a description!! YAPNADO AHEAD;

FINN AND MARCOOO. FINNANMARCO. BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE ACOUSTICALLY AND FERALLY YELLED ABOUT MY 2 FICTIONAL MEN WHOM ARE CLOSE TO MY HEART.

I'm SO glad, that in the new drawing, Marco finally looks like the twink he always was, but still enough meat on the bones to look NORMAL lmao, can't say that about the 4 other sketches of me trying to redraw this ref for years. xD (why yes, his wings took forever, why do you ask? /lh)

I'M MEGA SUPER DUPER GLAD, that Finn FINALLY looks like a chubby, wild bastard TOO, OH TOOTHPASTE MAN, HOW MANY HEARTACHES YOU GAVE ME OVER STRUGGLING TO DRAW AN ENDOMORPHIC BODY TYPE. BUT I CAN NOWWWWWWWwwww!!!!!

God this habit of loudly reading out my posts as I type them made me realise what a bad Schwarzenegger impression I do on accident bc I'm overly excited to post something after a month of silence SDKFSKLDG

ONE THING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. IS PUT EVERY DETAIL I NEEDED ON A BIG REF. SO I DID! I've drawn closeups of the boys's eyes, I've drawn Finn's tongue so that I don't need to constantly remind myself what his blush and flesh colours were sdfkldsgkl, I FINALLY denoted their heights, so people know that they're tall TALL dudes (and that Finn obviously will struggle w/ his lanky mfing legs, we LOVE giving a middle-aged man heart attacks once he reaches his 40's!!!)

ANNDDD ALSO SOME SIDE VIEWS OF THEM. The last side-view I had of F & M, looked REAL bad. Like, Marco's face looked WAY too stereotypically European (to my fault bc surprise surprise not many African people live in Europe so I had poor frame of reference but I've been fixing it via looking up images online instead, at least it helps but yeah, I have a hard time so far unfortunately💀), Finn's was just... B u c k e t. NOT LIKE HANDSOME BUCKET. BUT JUST BUCKET. IT NEEDED FIXING (fun fact I accidentally made Finn have the most attractive jaw shape for men according to beauty standards and I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I JUST WANTED THIS MAN TO LOOK S Q U A R E AND THAT'S IT, MINECRAFT STEVE HAS MORE RIZZ THAN MOST MEN OFFICIALLY).

OH YEAH ALSO A CLAW REF AGAIN FOR FINN!!! His old ref looks too cool for me to give up on it tbh even as dated as it is sfjklsdglk, BUT I felt like I needed to redraw them properly.

FUNNILY ENOUGH A PERSON I COMMISSIONED SAID I HAVE SOME REALLY CLEAN AND NICE LINEART. I wish I heard that 5 years ago when I was really insecure about my bad lineart skills xD, I don't use lineart anymore nowadays outside of reference-drawings like these I don't plan to redraw in the next years unless necessary soooo yeah! They're gonna appear much rarer unless I go off and about making more ref sheets of all of my Sonc OC's sfklsdgsdfksdg

This drawing took 5 days to make btw. Not the hours spent on this LOL. 5 days of my life I'll never get back tho bc I care too much about my babies and I feel they deserve proper refs sdfklsdglk

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I MENTION.....HOPEFULLY I PLAN TO DRAW MORE HUMAN REFS IN THE FUTURE INSTEAD OF STAY IN MY COMFORT ZONE OF SONIC OCS ONLY. I for years wasn't confident in my ability to draw humans, but I can do so NOW at least!!!!!!!!!! Even if I'm like...3 years too late to how I wish my art looked back then already dsklfdsg, I have some high standards I need to continue to knock down as my 2024 resolution sdfklsdg

^IT'S BEEN WORKING THOUGH AS YOU CAN TELL BC I'VE BEEN UPLOADING SOME BAD DOODLES AND SKETCHES, BEEN DRAWING MORE GARBAGE AND BECAME MORE INVOLVED IN MY BELOVED FANDOMS. I wanna continue doing so! It was the most fun I've had with art ever. I hope to properly meet more fandoms I left in the past bc I thought it'd be embarrassing to share my passion for a franchise back then. I EMBRACE THE CRINGE NOW AS AN ADULT AT LEAST EVEN IF 7 YEARS TOO LATE ON THAT FRONT TOO. We all age and mature ig but I just become more silly year by year,,, c:

Oh yeah if you also see this btw lemme know, whether the new watermark tiles are subtle enough to not be noticed!!!! I know, watermarks are annoying and nobody likes them, but ever since AI invasions, I REFUSE to put my work online without ANY form of proof that somebody took it from my page. I just want people to stop lying on the internet for cloud and pick up a pencil. It's not that hard smfh. The only time I could excuse AI art is w/ amputees man. That's the only time I could empathise with someone, who wants to be an artist but LITERALLY can't bc they got dealt a bad hand in life. I digress my AI hate can be rambled about some other day, I know I love yapping and writing essays about THAT topic for sure sfklsdklg

I chose to post this ref to my Tumblr first tho, bc I still wanna work on my drawing of Abbacchio,,,, he is quite dear to me and I'd love to put effort into a doodle of him that won't take too long. Like 4 hours or 5 hours tops. I still have yet to figure out, if his cute star shape on his head is a hat or part of his hair. Bc I CAN'T TELL TBH AND I'VE BEEN DRAWING IT AS PART OF HIS HAIR PATTERN BUT I THINK IT'S A HAT NOW EVER SINCE I LOOKED AT MORE ASBR CAPS OF HIM I TOOK FOR REFERENCES. xD

Also another side-note, but I've ofc reduced down the lankiness of the dudes I draw™, but I in result wanted to sliiightly make larger feet/hands bc my Sonic phase will continue to possess me 'til the end of time /hj, if you also wanna lemme know what you think on that, bls do! I am messing about with stylization still. I am finding my footing with stylizing humans sOOO yeah!!!! I hope to some day be satisfied with my artstyle change of '24! So far it's been really rewarding and eye-opening to me and my journey as an artist for my 7 years of existing on the 'net w/ my silly goobers I like to scream about to in the void <3

Once again, tagnado also incoming below bc I dunno how to properly tag my art so lemme throw in things I THINK are relevant to this post sdkldsgkl

See you hopefully tomorrow w/ a lil doodle dump if I get around to it!!!! : D

[lilbluebastard]

The dates were a success!

I removed proto because I don’t have a lot of ideas for him, sorry :( , I might update if I do get a idea

Ultimate Anderson

Anderson and you, agreed so start dating, but you just realized……he really sucks at dating type things, he’s shy and becomes a stuttering mess when you hug him! This shocked you because he’s Alexander Anderson! The most feared priest in all of Rome! And yet he becomes a shy school boy when you as for a little kiss! Even if just a lil peck.

Anderson’s always goes to you when he’s angry, he loves holding you , stuffing his face in youre shoulder or chest to release his anger, talking to you even if he’s a angry Scottish man or a sad one, he love that you always comfort him and you’re there for him,

You of course respect each other and especially boundaries,

You’re like a mother/second father to the children at the orphanage

You both love baking together and cooking for you’re giant family,

You guys love to cuddle and snuggle in you’re room…because Anderson’s room is full of…books

About the books, you don’t know how many times you fixed them and made the room look nice and neat,Anderson’s room always ends up into a mess and you don’t have it in youre heart to scold him, you both love each other very much and you both love killing vampires and being loving parent figures to you’re children.

But him being crazy kinda scares you lol, he can be intimidating but he’ll never hurt you, he loves you to much but deep down you wish he wouldn’t fight, especially with that red bastard…………you’re scared something might happen but you remember he’s a regenerator………… nothing truly bad could happen to him……………right?

2001 Anderson

You two love each other………like love each other

He anderson calls you so many pet names, he’s extremely sweet and caring and loving and very protective of you, he doesn’t want you to get hurt and will kill anyone and anything that treats you badly, you’re his world and you’re favorite things to do, is wear big comfy sweaters and drink hot coco together, watching sweet silly movies together, you two never stop snuggling or being cheesy together, acting like a sweet old couple. You both kill vampires together being silly partners in righteous crime, you always tell him to watch out because he always bumps his head on stuff, you’re always kissing his bruises and bumps, even tho he’s not crying or sad, you still smooch his Boo boos

every time he sees you he gets butterflies, he just loves you and can’t get enough of you, but you always take charge in the relationship, because he’s to shy to do it, so you’re basically the man of the house (even if you’re a girl), and even tho you tell him to stop…… he can’t help but spoil you, showing you with gifts and flowers, end unlike ultimate, you don’t have to worry about a crazy book addiction……… but you do have to deal with him being strictly catholic and a weapon freak, you always polish his holy items because he never cleans them……… you still love him tho, he can be to overprotective at times but he’s just scared to lose you and you always have to tell him that won’t happen, because you’ll always stay be his side no matter what.

Abridge Anderson

Although you’re a bit sick of boondocks saints and know every single scene and probably the whole script……… you still watch it with him, he never talks about anything else, you sit threw it because you love, yes he watches other movies with him, but being his silly giant self, he loves you and you love him, but the real reason you haven’t said anything is because you love how absolutely adorable he gets talking about his hyperfixation , you love his excited giggles and laughs when he sees a silly action figure or merchandise of the show, he always watches them, he knows you like other things and he’ll get those for you and he gets a little to much and it worries you, he loves to lay on you…even tho he’s to tall and big, he just loves feeling you under him, you both eat cake and drink coffee together getting veryyy hyper to kill vampires and you’re both still searching for those leprechauns ,you care for him and you love how a giant serious man like him will turn into putty when you hold his face/hands or call his name (heh think of it in anyway you want ;>), you both love going on walks and trying new things ,you think his hatred for alucard is silly but worrying , you’re scared you might lose him and he might get himself hurt or worse…………but of course that wouldnt happen……right……… you don’t know what would happen if you lost him…

(Also sorry if these suck, I haven’t written anything in months,

hope y’all enjoy)

[spaciebabie]

Leans in again// also what is your whole headworld with springle? Did he escape his hell chamber in your story and now lives with the reader? Is he just Out There in the woods? Do tell

tbh i dont really have a story w/springtrap n y/n...........the thought of making anything y/n and springer related flusters me so bad afijdslkfsjdfksdfj never experienced this w/a character b4 like. making self insert of the dca was EASY! i cant draw/think of anything self insert-y w/springer w/out turning inta a blushing pink mess. i just kinda Draw Him Hot and thats it skfjskdfskdfj any scenarios i think of are just him in isolation as a character. real talk i think that he hangs out in fazbear frights, it burns so he gets out, and he just kind of wanders for a while until fnaf 6

but IF i was ta brainstorm rq......

i think him being able ta manipulate a fazbear frights employee inta letting him out would be interesting. a sort of start of the Cult of Afton idea that fnaf was seemingly building upta b4 security breach (something i was really jiving w/until the game came out and. well. we all saw what they did). this would b his "oh wait im a suave bastard and can use this ta my advantage" moment. he just acts like this pathetic little meow meow and i think that the reader not actually being able to SEE him would aid in this. hes just a disembodied voice begging for help and who are you ta turn your cheek when someone is in need? hes very careful that you dont see him tho (you might not wanna help him if you see him) and you have no idea who this velvety get rough voice belongs ta. and yet he pulls you in, talkin about all the torture hes suffered, how hes gonna get out and "set things right" (hes very vague)

eventually you do see him. in aaalll his whore eyed glory. hes the star animatronic of fazbear frights? AND hes trapped here? well thats doubly awful. never trust corporations afterall, they'll do anything ta make a quick buck, they'd parade around a corpse if they knew it would rake in the dough. he wouldn't reveal much of himself, just enough so that YOU open up and hes able to better cater himself ta your personality. he'd reveal that hes "haunted" sure. you'll buy that. ghosts are real and they can haunt animatronics you dont really need anything else, just ta know that hes suffering here. sure they're boldfaced lies at times, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. but whoops! in his efforts ta seem like a tragic Little Guy and get in close ta you he accidentally got attached ta you! a horrible decision really. now he feels bad. but hes in so deep. what will he do?

if we follow the canon fnaf timeline where fazbear frights burns i mean. dudes probably hangin out in the woods. not really much of an opportunity ta meet ppl there. if hes hanging out like around the woods of a city maybe he finds himself in some persons house that like,,,,tinkers w/animatronics and/or finds them interesting? and he plays "dead" (ha) as they fix him up. they treat him in such a kind and gentle manner hes sort of captivated by them? like they dont know hes alive obviously but as the days go on and they just continue day after day ta come back n check up on him, clean him up, fix parts of him, talk ta him so gently and treat him as this delicate cherished thing (that he knows he isnt) they grow on him. he'd also probably hear conversations through the walls of the room hes in, and whenever they'd come in maybe they'd talk ta themselves or ta him abt their day and stuff and as he learns more abt them as a person his love for them grows.

i dont really see the latter ending up well. very uh. onesided LMAOOO KSJFKSJDFKSDJ HE JUST FUCKING STANDS UP WHEN Y/N THINKS HES JUST SOME SILLY ROBOT AND IS LIKE, "I love you," AND Y/N JUST FUCKIN SCREAMS AND RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE or like after hes done getting fixed up he gets up and just. fuckin leaves. and its painful cuz at this point hes attached but also it would never work out. i mean. look at him. y/n would never love him like that. yk?

wow i wrote a lot uh. anyways.

[cptsadist]

Cap! How would a bath with the boys be like?

And if they kidnap you who will treat you better? (If I'm been honest i don't see neither Jet and Seiren kidnaping someone they are too sweet for that)

Bathtime with the Boys!

💜TRANCE💜: Trance will absolutely pamper you! He would take a super long bubble bath with you, and play some music. You guys will probably be in there for hours and he'll wanna wash you and take his time. He also has a big bathtub so there's a lot of room for moving around

📷EGON📷: Egon would probably want to wash you himself, like kneeling outside the tub. But sometimes he would want to bathe with you. He won't let you do anything yourself, he wants to do all the cleaning himself. It'll be quiet, but he'll be surprisingly gentle but thorough.

🌌SEIREN🌌: Seiren would be really embarrassed the whole time and would be even more flustered anytime you touched him, he would probably just sit in place and try to keep himself covered.

💀WRAITH💀: There will be water all over the floor. He'll want to roughhouse and he might try to drown you, but he'll say he was just joking and tease you for choking on water.

🖱JET🖱: Jet would probably be all over the place and accidentally make a mess. If you don't wanna use his 3-in-1, being your own stuff and take the chance to scrub him down. He's not necessarily dirty or whatever, he just doesn't focus much on self care. He'll just talk the entire time tho.

💉HAUER💉: If you can get Hauer to bathe with you, you're lucky. He'll play some classical music and probably have a glass of wine and he will ask for complete silence. He may watch you as you clean yourself, but if you try to clean him without permission, he'll get pissed and kick you out of the tub.

🖤RALPH🖤: Ralph takes up the entire tub because he's so big. He doesn't like showers at all, but he doesn't really clean himself, so he'll just lay there and let you clean him. If you tell him what to do and walk him through it, he'll try to clean you too!

- - - - -

Will treat you the best to treat you the worst:

🖱Jet: Will not kidnap you! (You were right on that one!)

🌌Seiren: Will also not kidnap you! (Also right!)

🖤Ralph: Will keep you and try to take care of you if Hauer lets him, and he'll try his best to be good!

💜Trance: If he decides to keep you, he'll treat you really will! He'll make sure you're taken care of and he'll love on you and give you so much affection. You just have to deal with Egon being very protective over him, and also Wraith being a nosy bastard.

📷Egon: You'll have to get through some rough parts first. He won't treat you really well, but if you can survive his torment and you still keep his interest, he'll take care of you....to the point that he's almost obsessed. You won't be able to leave the house or talk to anyone else, he always has to know where you are. Also, hope you like being filmed....a lot.

💀Wraith: Wraith is a massive sadist (fun fact, my user is actually a nickname I gave him years ago!) and he doesn't care much if people have limits. Plus, he'll want Egon to join in on his "fun" so you'll have two crazy bastards to deal with.

💉Hauer: Bastard. If he decides you're worth keeping, he will condition you through drugs and abuse, make you submit to him and be obedient and follow his commands. He'll use fear to get you to listen to him, and he will often experiment on you and get real deep into your personal information. He also is a diagnosed sociopath, so he has a very hard time with feelings of empathy and he doesn't really see the harm in his actions. He will have little regard for you, but you may be lucky and if he doesn't need to force you to comply, he may just like you a lot more.

[choco-strawberry-vanilla]

So, life Update: June 2023

I'll soon be 25 and still haven't managed to finish uni due to extenuating financial reasons my family put me into before I was 18 haha.

Grandma died in early 2021 and yea, took me abt a year to be able to laugh out loud again and I still struggle with smiling on pictures n stuff. Planning on getting a Monarch Butterfly tattoo in her honour bc we were gonna get one together before she died and then she chickened out.

Was supposed to get a job permit (I'm a foreigner living in another country) over a year ago and GUES THE FUCK WHAT??? the legal assistant I paid to a year ago told me just yesterday that his mentor (the one giving his legal power for everything, will explain if needed) PLAYED DEAD AND MADE A PUBLIC POST ABOUT HIS FUNERAL AND THE AUTHORITIES SAW THAT AND DELETED MY CASE FROM THE WORK MINISTRY. The bastard didn't tell me anything for the year he was supposedly processing everything and I had to chew him out over the phone until he told me everything.

*he now re-submitted everything, and I'm supposed to get it in abt 5 months*

ONTO GOOD NEWS

I have been in a relationship with C since Oct. 2018, been living together for more than a year now, and we're getting a house together (under their name bc I'm hillariously inellegible for ANY sort of loans or mortgages). We're expecting news from the real estate agency so we can sign the final docs and get our keys.

Along with that, we've been in a poly relationship with a wonderful guy from the UK, J, for almost 2 years. He's come to visit us once (for a whole month) and we spent Christmas and New Year's together at his place.

While at his place, I got a daith piercing (very pretty) and C got their ears pierced (looks very cute with them hehe). Sadly, I had to get my daith out bc I had to take and emergency CATscan and the piercing was too fresh to replace jewelery for a silicone one (and it was 3am when I got the scan, too lmao).

No worries abt the scan tho. Been having chronic, debilitating migraines since I was 19. Never paid them much attention bc no drs would take them seriously. CAT came out normal and neurologist put me on some new treatment to help prevent them (not working tho haha)

Good news is: if they put me under disability, I'll get 25% plane ticket discounts and meds, so I guess that's good reward from life, considering I really cannot even keep a job for more than 2 months bc of the migraines.

ANYWHO

Once C and I get all the pertaining docs for the house, we can move in right away and abt a month after that, I'll go stay with J for 6 months (stayed 3 last time).

My cats (Alcaparra and Oliva) are now 3 and 4 years old, respectively. They are super pampered, and I plan on taking them with me once we move to the UK with J EVENTUALLY.

I'm very excited abt having our own place, where I can use a drill at 3am or whenever I want nyehehehehe.

Since I'm not working (for legal and medical reasons), I mostly do lil housewife chores like cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, feeding the cats, doing dishes, meal-prepping, and running errands.

Things are still far from perfect, and I'm struggling a lot with my self-value without a job. I'm very lucky to have kind and understanding partners who are willing to take care of me and let me take care of them in return. Talking with friends also helps a lot, even if I have lacked the social energy to be able to consistently hang out with them for more than 3 years.

That's it for the almost-quarter-of-century life update!

[spicyzackhour]

Repressed - A series of events

this is the first fic on a series, hope you enjoy!

Chapter One: Soaked

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Noah doesn't know how long has it been since he met the blue haired bastard that had bewitched his body and soul 

He remembered him popping in the town one day, he also remembers he started to tag along him and his friends at one point, he can't quite remember how this started tho, a side effect of his alcohol based escapades 

He remembers however that he offered him a place to crash, seeing as the blue haired twink didn't had an apartment at the time, and Noah just so happened to have an extra room in his house 

He remembers all the times Sky has teased him, those are very frequent, almost daily in a way 

The two of them come from completely different backgrounds after all, Noah is catholic and an alcoholic mercenary, Sky doesn't drink, nor does he work as a mercenary, he is a painter, but the digital kind, and he is pretty much a non believer 

Noah had never judged him on that front, however their different upbringings did made them clash a couple times, specially because Noah haves a complicated relationship with sex, while Sky seems to have a pretty clear idea of what he likes and how he likes it

Sky often teases him, specially around how repressed Noah is and how bothered and flustered he gets at any topic that is sexual in nature 

Even normal bodily functions seem taboo to the blonde, his upbringing making him believe that even staring too long at his own body is sinful, and shameful 

However that same repression has been a curse for Noah, as he tents to get turned on by the most innocuous of things, and he doesn't seem to have any control on how and when he gets turned on 

Before Sky, his approach was simple, denial denial denial 

He doesn't have to admit to his desires if he pretends desires aren't real and sex isn't real at all, if he becomes delusional enough he can pull this stunt off and live a very unsinful life! 

It has not worked

It has not worked specially because his roommate seems to be a sex addict who brings people in often, and he is so loud with them 

How can Noah delusion himself about sex not being real when Sky is having very loud and depraved sex on the room next to his, when the sounds of the intimacy happening next door had given Noah some unexpected reactions on his own body 

He has had to do laundry so often, he didn't knew why his boxer briefs would get so humid lately, he just knew that the humidity bothered him too much, so he had to change them over and over, for some reason they tent to get wet when he hears Sky going on his usual escapades on his room

                   ‘’Doing laundry again sparks?’’ Sky asks him ‘’damn, it's the third time this week, what are you doing to your clothes???’’

                  ‘’Fuck off Sky, i just had a huge stash of them piled up in my room’’ the blonde says ‘’i usually forget to wash them, so once i remember i do a lot of laundry’’

a lie, Noah does have a big pile on his room but he keeps just washing underwear cause he keeps running out of those

                ‘’Alright alright buddy, next time you do a load can you tell me so i can put some of mine in there?’’ Sky asks him ‘’if you are going to go sicko mode on your clothes i at least could take some advantage out of that”

               “I guess…” Noah says, an innocent enough request “fine, you should bring some of your clothes then, i havent started this load yet, so you can stick a couple inside”

              “Nah, it's ok!” Sky says, a particularly sugary tone on his voice “i still have clean underwear, you know”

It only took that to make Noah’s face turn red, as if he had been caught doing something he shouldn't had done, his heart racing on his chest as he didnt knew how to play this off 

Was it too obvious?? Did he knew about his predicament??, maybe Noah was over thinking the whole thing, the problem with Sky is always that, there is too much plausible deniability on everything he says

              “You ok sparks?” Sky says, the nickname a mocking one “you seem to have blown a fuse there?”

Again with the sweet tone, Noah never knows how to respond to that, usually he would get aggressive with anyone using such a patronizing tone with him, but for some reason when Sky does it, it feels playful and inviting, the problem is that Noah doesn't know how to be playful in return 

                   “I… uh… i'm sure you might have dirty underwear in your room” He says as he turns around and focuses on putting detergent on his clothes

His plan is simple, pretend Sky didn't say anything that bothered him, denial denial denial! 

Sky has known Noah for a couple months now, the blond man is an interesting fella to say the least 

Noah manages himself in life with a very strong bravado, he always presents himself as someone that must not be fucked around with, a manly man if you will 

However the day they met he was really drunk, and while Sky has a personal trauma around drunk people, to his surprise the guy was particularly fun to be around

He also was extremely touchy with Sky, nothing that crossed boundaries, but it seems like Noah likes to hold people and be held when he is drunk

Their conversation that day was about something mundane, both of them have an affinity to music, Sky like playing the piano, Noah knows how to play the drums, they were talking about Twenty One Pilots, not precisely the type of music Sky would had assumed Noah would be into 

One thing led to another and Noah offered him a spare room on his house, something that Sky was very grateful for as he is not used to living alone 

Their living arrangements had been amicable, except on the front of dating 

Sky is not really up for a committed relationship at the moment, but he likes hooking up every so often, he also loves having sex, the endorphin rush of an orgasm has become addictive to him

Its because the closeness of sex can be easily interpreted as intimacy, he doesn't need to know more about the person he is having sex with as long as he cums and feels those endorphins hit his brain, and the caresses and touches can replace his need to be emotionally close to others 

He is really weary of getting attached to anyone, after all, he always finds a way to ruin his relationships sooner or later, so this hookups are perfect for him 

The problem is that Noah seems to be his exact opposite, he is a loner, he is reclusive, and he seems really judgmental of Sky bringing in so many people to have sex with 

It could also be that Sky has had sex with his two best friends before, just one night stands tho, none of those turned to a relationship really 

However he did noticed that after those, Noah was particularly grumpy and bitter towards him, he doesn't know if its because he had a latent crush on his friends or if its cause he has a latent crush on him 

The idea amuses him 

He started teasing Noah about his hang ups with sex, it all started as just jokes and attempts on Sky to be funny, but after a while he noticed a very interesting reaction to his teasing 

Noah would get flustered and red, Noah’s tanned skinned should had made it more difficult for Sky to notice the blushing on his face, but the reaction was so strong and visceral he was bright like a tomato sometimes 

He also noticed that Noah never puts a stop to his teasing, Noah is really strong and direct when he needs to be, if he is not comfortable with a situation he will let everyone know, but everytime Sky had teased him or prove his hang ups, he has just changed the topic or felt awkward, but he has never asked him to stop 

Sky is no stranger to repressed guys, he has dealt many times with those, Noah however is peculiar in the way that he seems to be enjoying the teasing in a way, but Sky also notices that Noah is probably not conscious about why that is 

It's fun in a way, Sky feels almost like a cat playing around with a toy, a particularly flustered toy at that

His teasing has landed him here, on the  laundry room, with a very flustered blonde struggling to add detergent to his clothes

Noah’s hands are shaking, his ears are so red, it feels almost as if he was emanating heat, there is a good foot or so between him and Sky and yet Sky can feel that overwhelming warmth coming from him 

This is to fun to ignore, Sky has decided, he will kick things up a notch and see where that takes him

               “Let me help you sparks” he says as he grabs Noah’s hands and guides them through the painstakingly boring motion of adding detergent to his laundry “you seem very nervous here”

Sky’s tone is more sultry than sweet, if Noah didn't knew better he would think he was flirting with him, but that’s not possible as people don't usually flirt with him, this is just him overthinking, it's just two roomates washing clothes 

Denial, denial, denial 

Sky is actually surprised at Noah’s reaction, he didn’t fought him here, he didn't threw a punch his direction, something Noah usually does as he likes to play rough with his friends

He didn't even threw any snarky remarks or even an angry look his way, he went quiet, he is letting Sky guide him through the motion

Noah is tense however, with the closeness Sky can notice that he is breathing quite heavily, and he feels like a goddamn radiator with the amount of heat he is producing, it's incredibly overwhelming

             “There! You can do your laundry now!” Sky says as he lets go of Noah’s hands, his tone back to a sugary one as he plays it off as if nothing had happened here “i'm going to sweep my room now, i have a date in a couple hours so i need to tidy up!” 

Sky walks away from the laundry room, leaving Noah still shock to his core as he stares at the washing machine too intensely 

            “If you order any food, let me know buddy! So I can order some too!!” Sky says as he walks away, almost skipping in his walk

He is getting further away from the scene, not even looking at the mess he had created 

Noah on the other hand, starts shaking in his spot, as he squats down next to the laundry machine, his underwear is soaked, and he haves no idea why this just happened

[greypetrel]

doing a pinky swear

For the Touching ask prompts, character of your choice :)

Thank you! :D

Pulling a Hawke/Merrill because I’m in a Merrill mood.

(Note: since I couldn’t choose for the fic one of my current two Hawkes, I kept them both. Garrett’s one year younger, a Spirit Healer and Blood Mage -Merrill in the house… He was curious and learnt some things. Also, Merribela is canon, tell me what you want, I romanced them both and nobody stopped me and so they’re all three together in my head, can’t convince me otherwise, Isabela just didn’t move in.)

And I’m definitely not procrastinating a chapter I’m finding difficult to pull out, noooo, who, me?

31. Doing a pinky swear

“Ouch!”

“It wouldn’t hurt if you stayed still!”

A thousand and one thing could be said about Merrill as a mage -she was insanely talented, she was resourceful and had a brilliant mind she never gave herself credit for-, but one thing she wasn’t. She wasn’t a healer. And it was painfully evident as she was trying to patch a nasty cut on her side up without magic, fumbling with alcohol rubbed too roughly and in too much quantity -it trickled down her bare side, making her shiver- and touching the wound too much. Thankfully, Garrett had noticed it and had taken all sewing tools away from where she knew to look for the healing tools when he wasn’t at home, like now.

But, she knows it’s her way of worrying and of dealing with the worry -and that bloody bastard hit cut her deep, it has stopped bleeding recently. So, she let the elf have a go, pushing hard in applying a piece of clean cloth on the wound and hissing when she moved it and it scraped, gritting her teeth.

“For such a fierce warrior, you’re really delicate.” She giggles, picking a roll of fresh, cleaned bandages from the casket and starting to wind it around her.

It’s not the first time she did it, and Hawke knew she would have either gone too loose or too tight. So, she gently turned -wincing when the movement pulled at the wound-, and stopped her with a hand gently on her wrist. She could be gentle, when she wanted, and with Merrill, she always did.

“Let me.” She just told her, with half a smile met with another and a not of her head.

She made a quick work of it, equally used to do the job by herself by now to be quick about it. Not that she was more delicate than Merrill has been, but at least she knew when to expect pain. She exhaled loudly when she was done, letting her back fall on the mattress, theatrically, bouncing once with an exaggerated sigh.

“Alas, and I didn’t even get a kiss where it hurts! How, HOW will I survive my current predicament without one?” She declared, with just the right amount of emphasis to make clear that it was just for show.

As on clue and wanted, the elf giggled at it, bending down towards her face. Hawke looked at her, peeking between her eyelashes, and pursed out her lips in a clear invitation. She was met with a finger in the middle, tho, pressing slightly.

She opened one eye, questioningly, to find the Dalish looming over her with a pout on her face that was too adorable to incute any real fear, but she learnt long time ago not to underestimate the other. Even if she really looked like an angry fluffy kitten, as Bela called her, she saw her taking down the worst thugs and Qunari seasoned warriors as it was nothing. So, she didn’t point her finger at how cute she looked and how much she wanted to kiss her, right now. And just, pursed back her lips and opened her second eye, sighing and resting both hands on her stomach.

“You shouldn’t go around and attack random people. Not now.”

Merrill scolded her, and Raina knew she was right. She still had her finger on her lips, so she didn’t reply.

“I know you’re still feeling horrible and guilty about your mother.”

“I’m not-” She protested, furrowing. She moped around the house for three days and listened to Isabela who told her to just… Mope around for a bit. Grieve. Throw a tantrum if she needed. Eat her weight in cake. She did mope around and got ugly and ate nothing but cake, one day, cozying up with Garrett and Beowoof before the fireplace. It was good, Bela was right, and now she was fine.

“You are. You have this faraway, restless look in your eyes sometimes, your leg starts to bounce and you fidget, and then you get your armour on, take your daggers and rush to Lowtown. I thought Fenris was having a stroke, once, before I realized he was just worried about you.”

She furrowed back at her. She knew Merrill wasn’t finished, but she made clear that she didn’t agree with all that. She rushed to Lowtown because there was always something to do, some bandit to clear out, and everyone in town would have asked her anyway, so why waiting. Fenris could have all the strokes he wanted, if he and her idiot of a brother wanted to tag along, they should have not taken so long to get ready.

“What I mean, venhan, is… I’m worried. You’re acting reckless and getting hurt, and with the situation with the Templars… Meredith knows of your brother, you shouldn’t get so much attention.”

 As scolding as the elf was trying to be, there was real worry in her voice -she never could mask her emotions and she loved her for that. And she hated how easily Merrill make her unfurl by creeping right behind her walls and defenses, making her notice things she would have liked to keep buried down and never look at again.

She raised a hand, cupping the elf’s cheek and stroking her cheekbone with the thumb.

“I would never let anyone happen to you or my brother, you know that?”

“I’m not worried about that, I’m worried about you, silly.”

“I’m not a mage, what could Meredith do?”

“No, but she could imprison you for housing two blood mages. We would be killed on sight if we can’t run away, but you? I don’t know if she’ll spare you the same courtesy.”

Raina sighed, slipping her hand to the back of Merrill’s neck to drag her down and get the kiss she had wanted from the start. That she really needed, right now. The elf put her hand right on a big bruise, but she soldiered on, circling her waist with the other arm to keep her flush against her. She dragged the kiss for long, nibbing at her lower lip and licking her palate. Bodhan had baked blueberry cake and didn’t tell her? After… Well, after, she’ll go right down and act offended.

When Merrill moved back to breath, she was deliciously flushed, lips reddened and plump. Beautiful. She smirked at her, satisfied of her work. For now, at least. But Merrill evidently still wasn’t done in reprimanding her. She could get used to that, even if usually the controlling one was always Isabela, between them three. Raina didn’t mind at all, found the idea of a Merrill in full control positively tantalising, and couldn’t stop smiling, smugly no doubt.

“I’m serious. No more rushing? Talk to me first?”

“If you ask it this nicely…”

“Pinky promise?”

And indeed she raised her hand to offer her her pinky. Which took Raina a little aback. She didn’t want to giggle at her, she really didn’t. But she couldn’t help it.

“Pinky promise? Seriously, Mer?”

“Laugh all you like!” She batted the other hand on her shoulder, playfully, which made Hawke laugh more and had the elf start giggling as well. “It worked with Bela, you see.”

“Did it.”

“She hasn’t stolen any other precious relic in three years!”

More laughter, boisterously now, that earned her another bat on the shoulder and another feat of giggles.

“Laugh all you want, it worked!”

“Ok, ok, I got it... Let me... There.” She yielded, chest still shaking in laughter and a stupid smile that didn’t want to fall from her face, as she twined her own pinky with Merrill’s, waving their hands about left and right. “Pinky promise. But on one condition.”

“What, venhan?”

Hawke smirked as the only foreshadowing, kicking up the bed and flipping them over, trapping Merrill under her -with a loud squeal- , their hands still joined by their pinkies between them, and pecking her on the lips.

“A kiss where it hurts?”