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middle-o-nowhere · 10 months
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COD scenario based on a conversation between me and my sibling the other day:
Ghost: “Today we were training in basic map reading and directions. You know, navigation, terrain reading, stuff like that.”
Soap: “I only know very basic navigational skills… Like North.”
Soap, pointing dead south instead of north with the most sincere look on his face: =]
Ghost: “JOHNNY THATS BLOODY SOUTH WTF”
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scumfuck1998 · 1 year
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listen if chardee literally got a makeout scene it's only natural for macdennis to get one in order to fulfill the Prophecy
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hanjisunglover · 9 months
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SO it’s a long story that i’m gonna try to be really really short due my situation (i’m currently working but i cannot work if i think about this).
everything started in 2019, when a friend of mine told me this website, calls JYP FANS, this website is an official site where you can see the schedule of the idols, see the main infos and stuff like that. but especially the letters. you can actually send letters to the members and they can read it. be aware, there’s two type of letters: one for public letters, one for private letters.
my friend were so happy telling me how Channie was reading her letters and how she was so happy to feel understood. so i asked her, can you send me one for jisung, and then she did. everything started from that letter.
During march of the same year i sent a physical letter to jisung, the one that is on my pinned post, this one:
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you could actually understand my reaction, panicking and being too exited for this, that was the confirm to me that i needed to keep “talkin” to him in some sort of way because.. i needed to keep feeling that BEAUTIFUL energy that i felt when i watched this video and i saw him with my letter in his hands.
So i decided to, find another way to send him letters, my love language is that, i needed to keep talking to in some way. so i started to write on the private letters of the JYP FANS.
The letters started to be one every day, every day i was telling him more of what i was going through and what i was feeling and dealing with, i just thought: he really listened the first time, so why not. I saw that he started to read my letters, example:
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everyday, more letters, every time i felt so good when he was reading my words and my words only. so many things that i said to him came to some of his songs too! and i know it’s just a coincidence that sounds really silly and stupid now.
i wrote so many letters for him, that made me feel that i was touching the sky with my fingers, i thinks he knows more about me than everyone else. i was so scared that all of that would be taken away, and that happened.
the private letters of the JYP FANS after a while disappeared. for the first time in my life i felt the world under my feet disappear and i was drowning in a timeline where i was completely lost. cause my letters, that was routine, that thing that started as a game in september 2019, until october 2020 was my completely routine. sometimes i think it was just a fever dream, just something that i made up in my head, but that was not. everytime i ask myself, what could happened if now, that private letters that it’s close, would be open. what i would feel? what i would tell him?
sometimes i like to write some letters for him, in the public letters, just to give him an update, but has the name says the public letters are for everyone, everyone can open them and read them, i never have feel completely sure that he’s reading them.
that’s what i wanted to say, i wanted to say that i miss that days, when i was just passing my time writing for him and he was really there reading my letters. i just miss him, i miss my lil sunflower, i miss the views in my letters.
i know that sounds really childish and maybe not everyone are gonna believe it, but i actually don’t give a fuck because the only thing that i’m thinking of is the moment when i was writing for him and him only. that’s my roman empire.
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Hope my professor enjoyed the gay poly pumpkin carving fanfiction I accidentally pasted into my assignment when I was trying to copy and paste the assignment prompt. That's what happens when you assign something and make it due in ten minutes. We
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fiendingfortouch · 1 year
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Remembering that one time myself and a lover were sharing a blunt and I had myself a long pull off of it and thought I'd share by gently pulling their lips to mine by the chin and shotgunning the hit to them in a deep and passionate kiss. The sex that followed was exquisite
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the-jingle-jockey · 4 months
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Me and my friends were watching the Chuck E Cheese debate in a call last night and we started arguing about it
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merlins-mervelous · 5 months
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This one time I was in the hospital recovering from appendicitis surgery. I was 13. I was awake at like 2 AM lying in bed, and I'm sharing my room with a 3 year old and his parents, separated from me via a curtain. They start playing cars 2 and and I can hear the cars talking about how they need to win the race or the bad guys will start selling evil fuel. and the only thing I can think it
woah, cars 2 has a really complex plot for a kids film
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regret-breathing · 1 year
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Hyper specific poll time
Reblog pls for a larger sample size vanilla extract vanilla extract god save the queen (please don’t save the queen)
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ilivefordarcy · 2 years
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me:im stupid x:NO u are not me:no i really am i bought a whiteboard black marker instead of a normal one
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perrieedwards · 2 months
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i feel like people are skimming over the uk riots in a way that makes me want to tear my hair out. muslims in the uk are in active danger. immigrants in the uk are in active danger. refugees in the uk are in active danger. people of colour in the uk are in active danger. asian communities in the uk are in active danger. black communities in the uk are in active danger.
there are massive far right riots throughout the country right now and people like fucking elon musk and nigel farage are inciting it and still have a platform to speak. people have used three young girls deaths, people's genuine grief in southport, to try and gain traction for their own racist bullshit and it's working.
a lot of refugee charities have been forced to close leaving many people without support, homes, funding, food, etc. if you aren't able to donate please consider sending a message via the conversation over borders campaign! it will send a hopeful, welcoming letter to a refugee in the uk. there is also a guide to staying safe here.
please do your own research and donate to refugee charities, anti-islamophobia charities, mosques who are trying to rebuild after being destroyed, counter protesters, here are some i've heard positive things about but the list is extensive; southport strong together (support for the southport victims and their families), southport mosque rebuilding, riot repair fund, middlesbrough vulnerable residents, nasir mosque rebuilding, hull help for refugees, bristol welcomes migrants,
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christadeguchi · 9 days
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
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and-corn · 6 months
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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this
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emmett2pines · 11 days
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doctor: hey this wont hurt at all
*proceeds to pull out a hammer and smash both of my knees to test my reflex*
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fiendingfortouch · 1 year
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Waking someone up to my dick in one of their holes is one of life's greatest gifts. Especially when they start mewling into their pillow as they approach bliss right out of their slumber. And those bleary eyes when they reach out to me for a kiss.
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my sister: im never like,,actually mean
me: uhhh
my sister: (mockingly) “uh UH??” shut the FUCK up
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meatstroker3000 · 2 months
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Bro i read this as femdom and got so rock hard that i coughed and ejected out a tonsil stone like a small missile
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