#red hourglass

[the-phantom-peach]

“ayyy itz da wind waykah!” 💨🌊

[murkymurgoo]

So… Yeah.

[uncharted-constellations]

One of the only links i’d already redesigned but he gets an update too.

Hes tied with oot link for funniest yell

[sreppub]

tall damian and misc jasons

[kirstydreaming]

Alena

[sophietiteconverse]

[tiffanyindallas]

❤️❤️

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt :Everyone always makes the joke that Wild and Hyrule are the most likely to get kidnapped

But in their literal game mechanics and the lore of the games

Hyrule must run from anyone and trust nobody or someone could hand him over to ganon he definitely is really skittish about trusting anyone but when he sees someone help him he does trust them a bit more (he knows the concept of stranger danger and had to become a master at it or else it was game over)

Wild literally just has to throw a banana and you can almost always tell it is a Yiga even before you even pull out said banana (it is part of the game mechanics after all)

But you know who is the one who actually canonically is the most likely to get kidnapped and not notice it at any point during the entire process

Wind who has jumped on the boat of sketchy old man and pirates during both his adventures

Like he was extremely lucky that nothing ever happened to him

And he probably doesn’t know the concept of stranger danger because nobody on the island is a stranger or dangerous to him how would he even figure out if nobody is telling him about it or showing it

Like the first thing he does when the game starts is run up to a random girl who has fallen from a tree then she turns out to be a pirate and even if she has told him the truth about the kidnapped girls

You don’t jump on the boat of a pirate no matter how nice they seem (for all we know she could have orchestrated this situation to kidnap him and it is pure luck that she was just nice like that )

Essentially because later during the failed heist he gets throw across the sea he literally just wakes up on a different boat with no record of how he got there and instead of alerting anyone (because Wind fell island has a prison so he could have told the guards that a random guy had him on the boat and all that) he breaks fucking tingle out of the cell just to buy a sail for the weird talking boat and then continue on with just the two of them together (like I get desperately trying to save his sister but telling a guard or two that your sister got kidnapped and that you are saving her to make sure that at least a few people will know where you are like grandma definitely doesn’t know that you no longer are with the pirates)

And even more unhinged is the fact that tetra is not a good person at all she has interrogated a guy who wouldn’t sell her bombs which should have tipped Wind of as a red flag she has scammed a rich man out so much that he lives as a beggar with his daughter (also a thing that makes it more vague than ever to know what she would have done to his grandmother like a promise telling him she would bring his sister back safely is very dubious)

Also he canonically has repeatedly went to tingle's tower and asked him to translate the triforce charts (like that is tingle and nothing more has to be said)

Like Wind has the most luck known to mankind

It also somehow gets even worse because during phantom hourglass he and tetra are on the boat (which understandable because she proved that she is someone you can trust and a good friend)

And after waking up on a random beach the first thing you do is go into an old guy’s storage unit to get his sword (and somehow again not get mugged , kidnapped or trafficked because you never go somewhere alone when a single person is aware of it with no weapon especially when someone told you to go there )

Then he went with a different shady guy he just saved at the temple who genuinely looked like a problem in the making (and it was a problem in the making like I love linebeck he is a father figure for wind but also he did have the problem with his ex who wanted to kill him and he looked really shady and you would not have been able to escape if he did kidnap you because you are on the sea )

Like obviously Wind hasn’t learned his Lesson at any point in time because every time it went well

But with Yiga nothing goes well with them

He would probably hold hands with them as well and any other kidnapper would have a very easy catch

He probably joined the chain in less then a second without any form of self awareness (like everyone definitely was nervous with each other but not Wind he heard they said everyone else can sleep while another takes watch and planted his face on a pillow and was just out like that while everyone else was uneasy and didn’t sleep well or also took watch to make sure they won’t be killed in their sleep)

The chain really has to teach him that lesson (for the sake of like literally everything he has ever done because that luck will run out at some point)

Like Warriors definitely is seeing Wind go with literally everyone and not understanding why like that looks like a trauma response (it is just wind with over 12 years never learning about stranger danger and a big misunderstanding but also not really wrong )

[thegivenchythree]

Carey Mulligan in Balenciaga Haute Couture (fall 1951) 96th Annual Academy Awards

[chaoticlilith666]

OOTD♥️💛

[professormaniac]

🧪This time the serum went straight to the hips and thighs!🧪

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt : Considering that every single toon link looks exactly the same except clothing (I know it is the art style but it is still hysterical to think about

Imagine how freaked out a Villain would be if they capture Four

They look away for a second

Then suddenly there is four of them

Then Wind tries to sneak in and the have to add another one

They look away again

Then the Triforce heroes appear for some reason(maybe a portal and hylia just happens to spit them out in the prison cell)

And now there are

8 of them

The toons just start to play cards while the Yiga freak out horrendously because where in the name of the calamity do they keep spawning from

Shadow joins as well

Then Spirit Tracks Link joins

Then Minish cap also joins ( because as long as it isn’t specifically shown that the link from a previous game is in a second one I will count them as separate because it would mean more toons)

And then legend joins as well (link's awakening because it would increase the toon count)

And the guards are terrified because there are like a hundred of them already

And then the chain appears and they just slowly turn and leave because that is too weird

Then the second the chain leaves the toons build the ultimate totem tower and ransack the entire hideout

And now the chain is outnumbered by toons

[thegivenchythree]

Sandra Hüller in Schiaparelli 96th Annual Academy Awards

[urfavegingerrr]

Take my hands off my boobs here;)

[mangobxbbletea]

we're so back 😎