#reposting this on my main account

[filmmakerdreamst]

Xena: Warrior Princess

Season one: the one where it goes from ‘f**k i’m gonna regret this’ to ‘f**k i love her’

Season two: the one where xena possesses a man’s body to kiss gabrielle through a magical spirit world don’t ask

Season three: the one where they have marriage problems

Season four: the one where they are soulmates forever and ever

Season five: the one where they become “mum and dad” to a female baby jesus

Season six: the one which confirms their 50 years of marriage and makes the network fume in a corner

[arachnits]

in my soriku doodle dump some of the tags expressed interest in this one so i decided to break down my walls and share with everyone

theyre from my fics ive written: pink being for (dearly) beloved boy and blue-gray for heavy heart to carry! theyre both very tonally different but i still wanted to draw them on the same canvas lol

[nonbinaryclard]

EVERYBODY GET READY FOR A NUCLEAR BASS DROP!!! YEAAAG💥💣💥💥🌫☁️

[submas-by-animenotaizai]

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[angelliclamb]

pastels

[six-white-venus]

“what’s your favourite part of yourself?”

my teeth.

my eyes crinkle when i say, “my smile.”

lions carry their young with their teeth.they clamp their jaws down on the delicate skin of their cub and lift them up by their scruff. i remember being eleven, with brittle teeth and tongue still tasting like chocolate, when i looked back at my mom and asked, “wouldn’t it hurt the baby?” i don’t think she really knew the answer. and yet she said, “i’m sure it’ll be careful not to.”

i remember once being told that my teeth are white, but not unnaturally so. just the right shade. i’m pretty sure i smiled. if only they had looked back at the back of those shining incisors; the tar black of my lies stick there. stubborn, those things are. no amount of mint toothpaste can wash them off.

i think my teeth were always meant to sink into people’s skin, friend and foe alike. i’ve never known where to carry all that care if not in the tip of my canines. i’m sure it’ll be careful not to, she had said, like a question. i wonder what she saw that day. i wonder if her hesitation was never hesitation. i wonder if she knew of my need to hold things that i love between my teeth all along.

now, at eighteen, with teeth too sharp (too white too crooked too much) and tongue tasting like copper, tar and mint toothpaste, i want to tell her, i don’t think i know how to hold something without snapping its neck. does that make me more animal or it more human?

dead people don't talk. but in the grave beneath my bloody throne, i hear my mother weep.

i like to think of all the ways i’ll kiss someone. soft, gentle, loving. with feather-soft touches and tender words and tingling lips. and anyone who knows me will think so, too. i’m sure they will all look at me and think i kiss with the slow, sweet press of my lips.

i brush my teeth twice as hard as i did before. the tar collects on the roof of my mouth now and stays there. everyone thinks anger is an explosion. it never has been one for me. explosions are simple. explosions end. anger, to me, is like hunger.

i wash my mouth and spit my paste. it’s full of blood. i wash my mouth four more times, till the red of the water fades into a pale pink. then, i run my fingers through the hide of the beast in me. truth tastes like warm flesh and i hold it out to its welcoming jaws.

the only way i’ll ever be able to kiss someone is with teeth. their lips will sting from the force of my bite and everything will taste like copper and fear and truth. that’s the only way i can love.

and the beast rumbles, satiated. it always forgets that i am human, even if i’m not. it forgets i can only tear off so much of my flesh at once.

i brush my teeth the next day. wash my mouth once and four more times. this time, all i can offer it is tar and mint toothpaste. i like to push and push and push at something till it breaks.

when i look in the mirror, my canines glint. a reminder that hungry beasts never stay tame for long.

[ophiliaclement]

warmup throné for the soul

[senseioftheseidiots]

Occasionally I’m reminded of the existence of your drop dead gorgeous wu design and have to grapple with my vendetta I have with him

But I can’t rant about my wu drama in an ask. What I actually wanted to do is if you could put the old man in one of two things

A dino hoodie

OR

A virgin killer sweater top

Idek if your still taking outfit requests lmaO

... Ask and you shall receive.

[filmmakerdreamst]

10 Ways Life with Derek is a Modern Regency Rom Com

1. The story's main female character is an independent headstrong individual, whose world gets shaken up by a man who has opposing beliefs as her - but they're both on a similar wavelength.

2. The most excruciating slowest of slow burns

3. Enemies to Lovers

4. Both parties challenge each other despite being "polar opposites"

4. Sexual TeNSIon 101

5. No kissing or sex scenes are present. Only Scandalous touches.

7. The pseudo-incest I mean come on. Thats period drama written all over it.

8. Dancing being the 18th century's equivalent of a love scene.

9. The Gazing™

10. Both main characters are stubborn, flawed individuals who become better people because they know and love each other.

[fatspamton]

In the SKY! 🌥️

[waterbottlqueen]

my repost policy is: no reposts. except if youre me LMAO 

[turtles-n--cats]

Warriors AU: 2012 gang pt1

We’re starting with 2012 because they’re the ones i have the most fleshed out appearance/story-wise, and will also be the initial focus of the AU

keep in mind two things as you look through these pictures: -ONE!!! i know very little about cat genetics, so im mostly ignoring it much the actual warrior cats series does. -TWO!!! imma end up mentioning a few cats who won’t be shared in this post. I’ll get to them in a later post.

edit: art is all done. Credit for the bases used goes to Rockyspotted on deviantART

this one’s gunna be a bit of a long post, so info below the cut!!!

Splinter, aka “Magnoliaclaw“: his name is symbolic and a reference to his clan name “Hamato”, which according to the brief google search i did, means “Noble”. Magnolia’s are symbolic of nobilty, as well as purity and perfection. He’s a brown classic tabby

he was born into Nightclan, and in this au is the actual brother of 2012 shredder (formerly Poppystrike before taking the title of Shredderstar) he left to join Sunclan after a falling out with Poppystrike when they were young warriors, and took Spiritpond (Tang Shen) with him. In this au, Leo/Raph/Mikey/Donnie are all his bio kids in edition to Karai. Karai is still stolen, raised by Shredder, and believed to be dead, though it plays out differently than the show (a given XD)

Leo, aka “Bravepaw”: I’ve mentioned in a previous post that the rise gang is the youngest, all apprenticed aged at the start of the au. Leo’s name is a referance to his nickname “fearless”. He’s a lynx-point spotted tabby (like his mom uwu) with blue eyes

I’ve got a warrior name picked out for him (and all his siblings actually) but those get to stay a secret for now. He was stolen along with Karai as a kit, though Splinter managed to get him back (barely).  His mentor is his dad, 2012 Splinter/Magnoliaclaw

Raph, aka “Pricklepaw”: he’s got a bit of a prickly personality at first glance. Raph looks the most like their dad, also a brown classic tabby with green eyes

Because of how closely he resembles his father, the two are often compared. Raph’s got a bit of a complex about it because nothing he does ever seems to live up to expectations. His mentor is 03 Casey, Eagleheart

Donnie, aka “Tallpaw”: Him and Mikey both got physical descriptor names, while Raph and Leo got personality descriptors. He’s a silver classic tabby with orangish-brownish eyes

Second youngest but easily the tallest of of his siblings. He’s a clever apprentice, but has a tendency to get frustrated when things don’t come easily to him. His mentor is Bayverse Donnie, aka “Whisperwatcher”

Mikey, aka “Frecklepaw”: there was no way i wasn’t giving 2012 Mikey a way to keep his freckles. He’s an orange spotted tabby with greenish-blue eyes, and white on his lower muzzle

A quick study, Mikey excels in his training, often to the frustration of his brothers. He gets along pretty well with most of his clanmates, tho he has a penchant for trying to befriend any rogues or loners he comes across. His mentor is Rise April, aka “Sunflowerpounce” (and she’s also the first of the Rise gang to be made a mentor XD)

[morikrona]

Sacrificial Participant is such an Aiden song

[notedchampagne]

will u ever post the dyke drama sketch on insta so i can quote/repost whatever its called on my story im so srs

you see my instagram is the place i redirect my nosy relatives + prying college classmates to, so anything i post on there remains ambiguously homosexual for plausible deniability. its a huge 50/50 on whether i even remember to post stuff there but if you wanna repost it i have no problem with that as long as you tag me

[hermithomebase]

wedding photos drop june 15th wyd?

[duckhalo]

Duck in Starlight ✨🦆