#rice is rambling

[rice-enjoyer]

oh fuck the hyperfixation is HYPERING

[rice-pudding-slaps]

NOT EVEN A YEAR

[zombiesama]

[ID: the "Neil banging out the tunes meme". It is an image of a naked rat next to a colorful toy piano. It is captioned "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006". End ID]

tomorrow is Neil banging out the tunes day

[le-agent-egg]

FRYE FINALLY WON A FUCKING SPLATFEST

[post-it-notes7]

I like how DMK is obviously uncomfortable, even though he is making the offer. This goes against his usual conduct towards Mir Falspar, and he probably has to bite down a LOT of his pride to express a modicum of concern. But hey! Now they can bite down DMK’s cooking of questionable quality!

ohohoho yes! they're having a fine meal

[brotherlouis]

guys, it's been years,,, I think I've finally gotten the courage to ask... what the fuck even is the plot of the Vampire Chronicles?

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

You know, we talk about experiencing Breaking Bad via tumblr, but you know what else is great to experience via tumblr? Interview with the Vampire.

What I've learned is that, there's been at least 3 vampire divorces, gay sex that is not fixing them, baby-trapping with a teenage vampire that leads to death of the teenage vampire?, something to do with Samuel Beckett and Daft Punk, fucking that old man, and presumably an interview?

[eebie]

Lemon OR lime can instantly improve any dish but especially chicken noodle soup… or any broth soup. Trust in me it will add that Zang to it without completely altering the flavor

[thatbrightblueshine]

the intimacy in this photo is actually fucking insane

[da-shrimping-station]

AIGHT TIME TO COOK WHB FANS

place your bets and best headcanons

What kinks/fetishes would these guys have?

whoever guesses right gets 1 free doodle of their fave WHB character 🦐

[rice-enjoyer]

my five recent documents(drawings) that show up when i open krita are: 4 sampo sketches. one of kafka

this is very telling..................... GOLLY GEE I WONDER!!! I JUST CAN'T RECKON WHAT THIS MEANS!!

it means i'm a simp. a simp who's practicing anatomy, at least. productive simp? yeah. let's go what that...

[steamed-rice-enjoyer]

wish i could get the. horny ovulating buff. could turn that into writing smut and or drawing softcore porn. BUT NOOOO i get the wrath that could make me kill god. unreasonably angry energy. trying SO hard to convert it to horny. im failing miserably,,,,,,,,,,,

[rice-pudding-slaps]

this is me btw if you even care

[viridwns]

Thinking about yandere Phantomhive twin brothers who force ask you to cheer them on with the cricket tournament. They make you wear something blue to represent their house. They know their little sister is watching so they have to show off ofcourse (R!Ciel more than O!Ciel). They know their house isn't really focused on sports but they will become olympic players if you're there.

If they even see a noble breathe in your direction while standing on the bleachers, they will throw the cricket ball at that nobles head. On accident ofcourse. They have to keep up their appearance.

You have to cheer for everything they do and be ready to console them and pamper them when they loose.

The whole school will have their eyes on the infamous Phantomhive girl, but their curiosity will soon fade when they see the burning glares of the twins.

If father dearest is with you then be ready to be the picture perfect daughter. He will prance you around like a doll. He won't allow any men or women near you except for the Midfords'. (Although you and Edward seem AWFULLY close)

If cheering all day long wasn't tiring enough, the prefects are dying to meet the girl the twins were talking about 24/7. The most precious sister in the world.

You are so gentle and modest. Redmond thinks you are the most adorable thing in the world when you shy away from his flirty advances. Violet can't seem to capure your ethereal beauty in any of his drawings. Bluewer is suprised by your knowledge (although it was expected, seen as Vincent is your father and the twins your brothers) and can't stop discussing various books with you. Greenhill thinks you are so delicate and handles you like glass, he always has the need to show off his strength to you, to make you see how good he could protect you.

Your brothers seem to notice how liked you are, but can't do nothing about it, the prefects are not to be messed with. They become more and more possessive and agitated. Trying to put the prefects in a bad light, but even Vincent can't ignore requests from them asking you to come for tea.

It's not like you really want to go, but what choice do you have?

Stay with your overbearing family? Or go to the obsessive prefects?

You'd rather be with Edward, but you would loose all privileges if you said that out loud.

[farfromstrange]

IWTV spoilers, but.

Daniel Malloy really said ‘fuck you, Armand’, exposed 70+ years of lies and ended their relationship. Wouldn’t surprise me if he tweeted #teamloustat before Armand turned him, either. Good for him honestly. Good for him.

(more rambling in the tags)

[post-it-notes7]

"Loyalty to our alliance, and loyalty to Dameta are two different things"-- HMMMMMMMMM

the choice is his