#riddlette

[clovenoko]

raffle prize for @honey-honhon 🤍♡

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR WAITING ♡🤍♡🤍♡

[trevolinesmelody]

August art lol THIS IS A REDRAW BTW! OF ART I MADE IN 2022! XDDD ITS VERY GROSS ART I HATE IT, but im gonna show you :p

yes, I admit it, I drew him as a twink, I hate myself too and I was Riddlerbat shipper lol, bye, blessed I am for leavijg the twinkification era....

I DONT HATE PEOPLE WHO TWINKIFY EDDIE! ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA!

WHY THE SHIRT IS SO UP? WHY ITS EMPTY IN THE MIDDLE? WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE A FEMBOY?

I hate you 2022 Melody..........

[sarlynrosie]

Un aplauso para esta pareja que está enamorada 🗣🔥 @honey-honhon

A round of applause for this couple who are in love 🗣🔥

[honey-honhon]

🌸 𝑆𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒: "𝐶𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠"

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𝐿𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛: 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑏𝑦𝑢𝑙'𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑚 — 𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒'𝑠 𝑅𝑜𝑜𝑚, 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑛

𝑆𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛: 𝑆𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔

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ೋ❀𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑑, 𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑑𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑂𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑, 𝑝𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟.

—𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠?—𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑, 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚. —𝐼𝑓 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑛, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤?—

𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑒𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠.

—𝐼'𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠... 𝑎𝑒𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑠𝑡— ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑑. —𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡... 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑠.—

𝑂𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑙𝑦, 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒.

—𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑠? 𝐴 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒?— 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟.

𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠.

—𝑂𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒...—

𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑘 ℎ𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠, 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚. 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 ��𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑚 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛.

𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑧𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦, 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑡.

𝑂𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑑, 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑. —𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒. 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙. 𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ, 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒.—

𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑏𝑟���𝑝𝑡𝑙𝑦.—𝐼-𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠...?— 𝑂𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑠𝑦𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑙.

—𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑡, 𝑀𝑟. 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠— 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒.

𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟, ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ. —𝑂𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒... 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒.—

𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑟, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔.

—𝐼𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒? 𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒. 𝐴𝑑𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒? 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦.—

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑢𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑑𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒-𝑢𝑝 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑘, 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑟.

𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑧𝑒, 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑐 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑒 𝑜𝑟... 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒.ﾟ･:*✿

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[theriddlettesblog]

I'm in Love With a Vampire…Kid,

a South Park fanfiction

All characters portrayed are 18+

Chapter 1

My name’s Pete Thelman, and I’m a goth. Like all goths, I dwell in the dark pit of despair and depravity that is my soul… more or less. At South Park High, the goths have a sworn enemy: The Vampires. They’re kids who like to dress up and act like they’re real blood-suckers while they drink Clamato juice out of plastic wine glasses. They actually stopped doing that last part in eighth grade but everyone still thinks they’re posers, especially the goths. But I don’t hate them as much as my other goth friends, I don’t hate them at all, to be honest, but regardless, I’m supposed to. I also have a crush on their leader, Mike Makowski, so that doesn’t help.

Right now, I’m standing with the other goths, Michael, Firkle, and Henrietta, in front of Michael’s locker, all staring holes in the floor.

“Shitty morning,” Michael sighs, “nothing terrible’s happened and yet it still sucks.”

“Well it looks like it’s gonna get a whole lot worse.” Henrietta states as she rolls her eyes and points to a group of vampires walking toward us.

Shit, I think to myself, Mike is with them. I gotta act disinterested.

“Hey, guys.” Mike greets as he walks up.

“Fuck off, Count Cuckula.” Michael spits out at the vampire leader.

“Jeez, okay chill out, man,” Mike replies offended and a bit noticeably scared, “we’ll get out of your hair, per se.”

“Yeah, your stupid boring ass hair. Where’s the color? Ha ha ha!” Mocks one of the shorter vampire boys with neon purple highlights standing next to Mike.

“Hey,” Mike begins, elbowing the kid, signaling to him to be nice, “Peter’s got some really nice crimson.” he compliments while looking at me.

I start turning redder than the dye in my hair, trying my best to keep a deadpan expression.

“I really love the scarlet.” Mike says, “Later.” He finishes, smiling at me and walking away with the group of fake blood-suckers following.

“S-see ya!” I shout back nervously.

I sigh while letting my smile grow, “Man, he’s cute..”

At that moment, my grin immediately vanishes, my eyes go wide, and my whole face goes pale… paler.

Oh fuck, I said that outloud.

My gaze darts to Michael when he asks, “What in the actual hell did you just say?”

“I think he just called Mike freaking Makowski ‘cute’.” Henrietta accusingly cuts in.

I start panicking, “I, uh.. meant that he wasn’t bad looking for a complete tool! It looks like he tried to kiss the front end of a car while it was moving! Ha, ha…”

Everyone looks at me with piles upon piles of skepticism as my eyes move around to meet theirs.

Michael is the one to finally break the silence, “I would have gone with ‘face-planting a radiator,’ but that works too.” After Michael says that, the other goths go back to being impartial and blankly staring at nothing.

I let out a quiet but labored breath, Jesus Christ, that was too fucking close.

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*Riddlette note*

Since all of the characters are 18+, I just wanted to clarify that Mike is a 19yo super senior and Pete is 18 because Mike is canonically a year older than Pete.

[e-nygmafiles]

I am the riddlette! The little riddle girl! I may still be young but that means I'm sharp! I shall only commit mischief and tomfoolery, crime is for the superior riddle person, which is riddler!

"Uhuh.. I am the best riddler here."

[skyllion-uwu]

"Just call me the Riddlette" I don't think I will

[uhmbrella98]

I am now the riddlette! Horray!

(I assure you I'll only spread mischief, you can handle the big guns)

My 10 riddles

@eisnerloom (answer key under cut)

What hurts to give but hurts more to hold? It feels good to get and good to be told

What can kill you but also heal you? Holds all life but destroys it quickly

I leave quickly but leave a taste, I go up holes in people and take up minimal space

What, is it hard? I go very far. Of a girl, I am a star. Who am I?

You call on me, you send out, you'll find me landlocked, or out and about. What am I?

I make people stand, I make people seen, take away a letter, and I am obscene

Sit or stand, throw or stool, the misuse of me could make you a fool

People hate me, I make up all, but like a riddle, I can be solved

I munch and I crunch, I live and I die, I spread like a virus, but dead am I

I am tall and smart, a pain to the bat, and 2 of me will make gotham go splat?

An apology

Water

Powder

Elle woods

Phone

A flag

A chair

Math problem

Mushrooms

Riddler

[showmethesneer]

30 Day of Gotham by blackswan7x

Day 23 -  Best dressed character 

Fish Mooney never had a bad fucking outfit tbh and she passed that baton to Oswald to carry thru the end of the show. 

Sofia Falcone also crushed it in every scene.

and just a quick shoutout to Myrtle Jenkins for inventing the Riddler’s look.

[clovenoko]

for dear @honey-honhon 💕

[trevolinesmelody]

Happy maid day with dano!riddler (days later lmao)

The second is just a sketch lmao :]

[sarlynrosie]

Ando cocinando ships @honey-honhon 💆‍♀️

I'm cooking ships 💆‍♀️

[honey-honhon]

𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒'𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠?

[eisnerloom]

*Dumps out a whole bucket full of containers of Xanax on the table*

Landlord is gonna evict me tomorrow

*riddlette is lying for money, she is 17 and doesn't pay any rent*

Edward rolls his eyes, but starts counting.

Okay.. That's.. 10.. 15.. 20.. 23. $1150 for the pills. I've been keeping logs of your work and putting aside money for you as well, since you refused payment. Do you want that, too?

[stabbyapologist]

Myrtle Jenkins creeps me out and annoys me until i realized that I am Myrtle Jenkins.