#rip jimmy XD

[er1c-c4rtman]

Yummy

[minecraftbookshelf]

ok so I know you’re writing and probably already thought of this but I’m case you didn’t: the differences in elven courting rituals and oceanic courting rituals, specifically when it comes to wedding gifts. if you have thought about this feel free to ignore but the way I see it

elves live a while,and probably know about the arranged marriages a decent amount of time before they happen, so in between wedding planning and normal life each half of the marriage is planning some extravagant amazing wedding gift like gardens of gold or giant tapestries and stuff like that

meanwhile ocean/swamp folk who don’t live as long probably have more personal gifts, even in arraigned marriages bc they’re still getting to know each other! but either way the gifts are more personal and specifically tailored to the other half

so keeping track we have Scott, panicking bc he has like zero time to plan a wedding and learn a language and make a wedding gift and so the necessary things for life in however little time he has, Jimmy, panicking bc he doesn’t know anything about scott, no one he knows knows anything about scott, and even when they finally meet scott isn’t exactly an open book! so Jimmy is trying to do the same things as scott (tjough his doesn’t need to be as extravagant) in addition to finding out who the hell he’s getting married to and also ruling a kingdom

AND (you thought I was done NO the adhdemons love this concept and filled the no-box fan void with fictional politics) you have Lizzie, Joel, Xornoth, and Iona, who also had to get gifts for each other

first I need you to know that I saw your url and had the immediate gut reaction of "oh same hat!" XD

Anywho

So courting traditions in general:

I don't have too much set in stone currently, lots of ideas and concepts though, because I'm half shaping the story around it and half shaping it around the story, because writing be like that (rip) but I do have a few things.

Rivendell is basically just Tolkein's elves partly isekai-ed into minecraft, lets be real. So I've yoinked the tradition from there of the bride-to-be's family gifting a jewel (usually of magical or historical or familial importance) to the groom-to-be as a sort of pre-dowry. Only because heteronormativity does not exist here it is usually a mutual exchange of gifts. Tapestries and other labor and skill intensive textile arts also play a role because of the importance of textiles in Rivendell culture (see the ask that I'm answering after this one for more details on that) And there is also just a general idea of "a demonstration of what you are bringing to the table" for the actual wedding exchange. Like the most intense and stressful art show where both your entire extended family and also your significant other/others's extended family will be judging it. (Exact form of art varies depending on the skills and interests of the elf in question; culinary, poetry, musical, metal working...the list goes on)

The Swamp has fewer actual universal traditions. Due to their recent (past few centuries) history they are basically two nations that mixed and mingled and also include a few different diasporas interspersed within them. Jimmy himself tends towards more Oceanic traditions, which include things like feats of bravery and provision. This will go both exactly as well as you think it will and genuinely very well. (Oceanic traditions tend towards dramatic and grand gestures and statements. Ability to protect and provide is a huge thing both in the Ocean and the Swamp.)

Also Jimmy absolutely panics and ends up asking a good dozen random citizens for advice.

You also have the added layer of this specific instance being an arranged marriage (which isn't especially unusual) between two empires (which is wildly unusual at their social level) That custom is, in fact, purely an Oceanic one. (Which is why Joel and Lizzie were the previous example)

Most/all of the other Empires don't tend to intermarry their royals because enough Empires don't use familial succession models that it renders it fairly unstable as an alliance technique. There's more context for the Oceanic take on it but that is a whole nother post/will be in the fics explicitly.

The point of all this is that both parties are kind of stressed and trying to figure out how to compromise/accommodate while not really having a fully applicable framework for this situation (on Rivendell's part.)

Rivendell barely has interacted with the other empires for generations let alone married them.

Xornoth and Iona actually had it fairly easy, outside figuring out how to navigate the religious minefield that is Xornoth's entire existence. It was a very matter of fact, business like courtship that Scott and Iona ran with all the stringent focus of a military operation (which it basically was) and not even Xornoth's tendency towards chaos could really do much in the face of that.

In the context of like, personal gifts Joel and Lizzie actually got off really easy because by the time they got married-married they'd technically been married for several years already.

[watcheraurora]

I just wanted you to know that I have developed so many short story continuations of like, all of your fanfics its not even funny. Like, I gave sheriff jimmy a whole ARC where he ends up in conflicts with Joel and then flees the division. BRUH!! you've given me brain rot, I demand compensation, I'm loosing actual sleep over these AU'S XD

Oh my goodness! I'm so honored that I've inspired you so much! <3

You're actually Dangerously Close to Tango's history with Joel when he left the division. Because they did end up in major conflicts around the time Tango left! But I'm very happy that you've created more based on something I made!

May I offer you a piece of the as-yet-untitled Even Ice Walls Fall Down Role Swap I'm working on as compensation? XD

For context: When I first thought of the idea of "superhero and villain AU for the Ranchers" I really loved Deepfrost and Sheriff as a villain and a hero respectively, but my friend who I ranted to about it (@soemthingsparkly who also did Deepfrost and Sheriff art in the fic :-D) really loved the idea of hero!Tango and villain!Jimmy instead. And I promised them I'd work on a version where Tango is the superhero Blaze and Jimmy is the villain Canary because as Ice Walls demonstrates, I am Not Creative™ at coming up with hero or villain aliases. And I'm still working on it but I do enjoy it

AKA the version of the story where if they manifested different powers, they might have taken different paths?

—

"Blaze, watch out! There are civilians nearby!" Joel barked in Blaze's earpiece as he loosed a wheel of fire. Canary squawked in alarm as Poultry Man tackled him out of the way of the wheel. The two hurtled to one side in a tangle of white and yellow feathers.

"I know that," Blaze ground out as he focused on conjuring another wheel. He liked wheels of fire more than fireballs, due to being a little more precise and effective, in his opinion. "So maybe step off my back a little."

"I will when you stop acting like you're out of control!" Joel snapped.

Blaze's whole body went rigid, the fire wheel spinning around his fist. "Out of control?" he demanded, his other hand holding the earpiece firmer in his ear as he ducked behind a concrete barrier to hide. "I am never out of control, and I resent the implication otherwise." An animalistic growl built in his throat. "Do you understand how much I work to remain in control with powers like mine?"

"Blaze—"

"N-n-n-n-no. Between the two of us, only one of us has the one-hundred-and-sixty IQ. And that would be me. So don't you dare lecture me about not knowing how to use my own powers. I'm not you, Lore. I'm not a danger to myself and others because I don't know how to leash myself. So shut up and let me do my work." He ripped his earpiece out of his ear and vaulted the concrete barrier to throw himself back into the fight, hurling the fire wheel in Poultry Man's general direction. The villain squawked like a chicken and dodged out of the way.

"Blaze! What are you doing?!" HoTGuY shouted as Blaze lowered his head a little and charged forward. His Blaze Rods appeared around his head, orbiting fast. They lifted him off the ground and he was flying, his gold-blond hair turning into pure flame. It would return to normal later.

Canary saw him in the air and snapped out his wings—enormous and vibrant, rich yellow. They beat the air once and shot him up to be almost level with Blaze. "Look who we pissed off!" Canary teased, voice singsong and high-pitched. "You here to play games, Fire Boy?"

Blaze's eyes were entirely the same shade of red while his fire powers were active and his Blaze Rods orbited his head. Iris, sclera, pupil—all the same. It was why he didn't bother wearing a mask. No one expected the green-eyed nerd to be Blaze because everyone assumed Blaze was red-eyed all the time.

Blaze bared his teeth in a frustrated snarl, sparks shooting between the gaps. He spun two fire wheels into existence. One spinning around each hand. "Let's see how playful you are when your flight feathers are ash, birdie," he spat. The inside of his mouth glowed like there was fire in his throat, its light reflecting outward.

Blaze had a temper. Blaze knew he had a temper. A bad one. One with a short fuse and a big explosion. He knew it was a side-effect of his powers. He didn't used to be so easy to set off. He used to be a lot more patient with people and situations.

But here he was, eleven years after his powers manifested, ready to burn a whole city block down and trying to stop himself from actually doing so.

But man did Canary piss him off. Even more than Poultry Man. Poultry Man was a pain in the neck. He was chaotic and antagonistically playful. He took nothing seriously. But Canary—Canary was little more than Poultry Man's lackey. But he targeted Blaze like it was his life goal to see how much fire he could withstand.

Canary's eyes widened behind his mask.

"Take the shot, you idiot!" Poultry Man shouted.

Canary moved to aim his crossbow, but Blaze's fire wheel spun into existence faster. He hurled it across the distance like a chakram. Canary's wings flapped hard to go over it and avoid it. Blaze rushed after.

[jessfandrawer]

Square Dance Hell: Part 3/3

Swear warning

Part 1

Part 2

I've had this script sitting in google docs for months (after posting the initial idea), so it's a relief to take it off my to-do list. It didn't turn out exactly how I expected, but that's art!

Creator notes:

Page 9, where Eddie's on the ground by himself and everyone's walking away, I don't know, drawing that got me really emotional. T-T

Who's throwing french fries???

I just made up that Black Sabbath tee because I didn't want to rip anything off too much. It's kind of cool, maybe?

Eddie ended up looking so ticked off about being interrupted! XD

The final panel was really hard with all the text and the layers and the doodles that had to be arranged. The quote is Tolkien; spoken by Faramir to Eowyn.

So where is Jason? My theory is that he was in the square dance class at first, but the basketball coach freaked out when he twisted his ankle a little on the first day, so he got excused.

Did Eddie give up on that class, or was the cheerleader's siren call too tempting to resist? ;) I like to think he would rather suffer through it than miss the chance.

Songs I listened to waaaaay too many times: Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World, Women Like To Slow Dance by Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers, On Your Collarbone by Jordan Klassen, Dreams by Fleetwood Mac.

[ickmick]

Inktober days 11-15!!

I PROMISE I DIDNT FORGET TO POST THIS, I HAD IT WRITTEN AND EVERYTHING BUT YET TUMBLR DIDNT POST IT??? So erm.... I scheduled it for 'today' at like... 2 pm i think? my time, that is... LOL (turned out the queue didnt work! so its 6pm!)

so anyways, I'll upload yet again on sunday (tomorrow!) since I also need to post on Halloween!! oh boy!! so theres my uploads for the rest of the month, if you want to check back :D

I've actually gotten further than I thought I would! very proud of myself! and you should be too, even if you've only done a few days!

heres week one and week twos posts!

this one actually has the doc drawing >:3c

plus some other fun ones! its all under the cut, enjoy!

heres the key as always, referring to my prompt lists!!

wh = welcome home

hc = hermitcraft (I have 2!)

ink = official inktober

gore = goretober

(actual gore will be triggerwarned! so far none has any blood or violence!)

Day 11

wh: butterfly

hc: mischief

ink: wander

life: lava

oh noooo... our local pesky bird!! he fellll... (attempted a new perspective!! a lil wonky but I tried lol)

and can I just say I LOVE how peaceful grian is in the last drawing? hes so pretty and soft looking!! i surprised myself!!

Day 12

life: soulmate

I got that major life series brainrot... if you cant tell, haha... and dont even get me started on secret life!! more on that in the final notes >:D

also I didnt finish bigb im sorry BFMSVSSB

Day 13

hc: fashion

life: safety

GRIAN IN CUTE CLOTHES !! feat mumbo in the corner to make up for the last few times of neglect rip

also, was low on spoons and unfortunately did not finish the potentially adorable moment between the buttercups in grians wings... smth... xD

Day 14

hc: hermit with a background

gore: parasite

ay more like parasyte, am I right? *ba dum tiss*... ... yeah ok sorry LOL that was def more of a meme drawing ngl

AND THE FABLED DOC DRAWING!!! I posted it on its own already because im unbelievably proud of it!! listen... i know it meant to draw a bg... like a forest or smth... BUT!! i thought it was kinda funny... and I swear i was going to actually di the prompt right! but I ran out of spoons XD

Day 15

ink: dagger

life: spyglass

gore: fungi

another low spoon day, alas! but hey, at least we have some AHAA shenanigans (simply grian giggling) and a not so scar safe object!! (a dagger!! who gave him that?? /silly)

whew, there we go!! i think this weeks set was pretty good! (not that I actually drew any THIS WEEK, but thats not the point XD)

also, thank you for all the love so far!! you guys are very sweet :D

Im especially blown away from this post of tango, because it was rushed!! but im appreciative still because the post is sort of funny!! <3

*vauge talk of first secret life episodes!!*

PLUGS OVER LISTEN.... SECRET LIFE? THE SYMBOL? JIMMY POINTING IT OUT? AHHHHH!?!? /VPOS

its so good already omg... ive watched quite a few of the povs lol... i wont say anything specfic because I havent properly spoiler warned! so I will leave you simply with the wise words 'the fanfic writes itself' /silly (and oh my god scar giving grian the dang blocks ACK /pos /pos /pos)

heres week fours, 5.1s and the last post (5.2)!!

okay!! have a good week!! and remember to be easier on yourself!! I hope to see you next sunday for the next week of drawings!! 💜

[dreamboundedstar]

Bob's Burgers Birthday Headcanons (Just some of the kids, no adults bday HCs sorry)

Tina - March 7th, 1998 (I liked the idea of using the abbreviation of March and 7 to make it almost look like Mary. Mary sounds like marry after all, which is something Tina would like to do when she's older. RIP July 8th birthday headcanon I wanted to keep so bad.) Gene - December 3rd, 2000 (It's already confirmed that Gene is a Sagitarrius so this one was the easiest to choose. I thought it would be cool for Gene's birthday to be the median date of Thanksgiving and the first of the 12 days of Christmas. Also 12/3, twelve is divisible by 3. XD)

Louise - January 19th, 2002 (basically the opposite date of the median date of Tina's and Gene's bday, July 20th)

Zeke - May 23rd, 1998 (The most we know is that Zeke's mom was pregnant with him during prom. I thought it would the funniest outcome to have Zeke be born on prom night. The unfortunate part of the idea is that there's no one prom date, so I'm never going to have an exact perfect date for this idea. I also didn't realize I was using the birthday of Bob's voice actor until after the fact. So it might change later, depending on if I find a better prom date for Zeke's mom or not) Jimmy Jr. - February 17th, 1998 (Release date of Footloose, I thought it would be fitting for him.) Rudy - April 6th, 2002 (it's when the episode, "House of 1000 Bounces" came out so I just made it easy on myself for this one) That's all the bdays I want to give headcanons to. If anyone wants to give suggestions for better prom dates for Zeke's birth, be my guest. I choose 1998 for Tina, Zeke, and Jimmy Jr. because 2011 is when Tina's first birthday episode was aired and roll with it, regardless of the floating timeline. I needed to figure out which numbers were Saturday for Zeke's birthday somehow. XD

[neonwizardheehee]

Okay now the question stands: which mcyt cosplay should I make for the next con? (ideas, help and opinions are appreciated :33)

Things I considered so far were how easy it is to make (rip hermitcraft outfits love you XD), if it's smth ppl are talking about rn (taht#s why Last Life might be a bit too late imo?) and if it would be recognized. Here are some of the things I've thought about so far:

Last Life Lizzie: already finished by I did that for Halloween. looks very epic, but I'm super unsure if sb would recognize it at this point ... :(

Empires S2 Scott: LOVE LOVE THE DESIGN, unfortunately I don't have the time to sew such a cloak anymore T.T

3rd Life Ren: could be easily mistaken for a Techno at a con bc of the red cape and crown XD

3rd Life Martyn: once again not enough time for the coat q.q

Last Life Scar: LOVE LOVE THE FIT AND WANNA BE A WIZARD but.. i don't have a wizard cloak and it is too hard to make rn :(

Limited Life Martyn Red Life: IT'S A PIRATE AND I LOVE RED, don't really have pirate clothes at home :/ not sure if this is recognizable..

Limited Life Scott: LOVE the design but I have nothing at home (not even the wig for most of the others I have the wig already here)

Limited Life Jimmy: I have light blue denim jacket and yellow glasses at home...? and he's as pathetic as me <3

Also imma just put this here in case anyone wonders about my blorbos and sees and opportunity I haven't seen yet :33 (Life Series Scott you moved up a lot recently uwu)

[khyann]

Sausage: I have something to tell you!

Jimmy: What?

Sausage: Something very important and cool!

Jimmy: What??

Sausage: Something so incredibly amazing that you'll explode all over the place when you hear it!

Jimmy, vibrating with excitement: What?????

Sausage, knowing damn well Jimmy has a crush on both him and Scott: Me and Scott are getting married!

Jimmy:................... Oh! Good! *starts sobbing*

i can hear the glass shattering noise

[sabyfangirl]

What is up Wild Kratts Fam'? :D

Prepare yourselves cuz' this is gonna be lit! :3

Seriously dudes.. How does Chris do it?!? :o

Sorry I just had to.. lol

First appearance in the show.. And he's already flipping around!

LOL hgklhgYhhoiuhmpjoi

The way he hides behind the bush is just... *screams internally*

And you'd think this is it? Oh no, sir.. The fun is only beginning XD

Mwahahahaha... sry

See what I did there *grinning*.. OTP, get it? *Getting booed*

Ok I'll stop now... ;_;

They don't get it, an animal can't possibly in the name of logic NOT be cool..

He's out to getcha! >:)

OMG what were the animators doing? This just straight up ruins the Maviva ship.. HOLLY KRATT! AM I the only one seeing this?

I'm telling ya this innocent looking guy is a backstaber, he's stealing Martin's crush!!! And I caught him red handed!

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU JZ:

I ain't gonna let this boy steal my babie's crush and break his heart in the process...

*'over protective fangirl mode' on*

Cheers for Plato XD

This isn't the only time they make our hearts melt ;w;

RIP Chris :')

Really, this guy's amazing! ;h;

Chris is traumatized guys, he needs therapy...

Looks like JZ's not the only one planning to ruin Martin's chances with Aviva..

Martin: I save you and this is how you repay me?

Plato: *laughs evilly*...

Martin: .3.

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU TOO PLATO!

Someone save HIM ;O;

What's taking you so long!!! GO SAVE THAT POOR BOY!!!!!

I hc Donita having a secret crush on Martin lol

Donita: I don't wanna talk about it...

The other villains: *trying hard not to burst into laughter cuz she'll probs end their existence!*

lol X)

BIG Brother Martin to the rescue...

Martin (after this mission be like): hello? Is this the mental health hospital? *talks on the phone while holding a traumatized and shaky Chris covered in a blanket in his arm* uhh, yes.. I would like to report tree cannibals who NEARLY ATE MY BROTHER!!! That's right I want them locked up and kept an eye on, ya HEAR ME!!!

lol, it should totally be a thing ;)

Anyhow.. Here's a classic "villains dealing with the good guys" kinda thing:

It's not over yet!

I've been wanting to do this for the longest time lol *laughs cheepishly*

and finaly but not least!

... That was the most longest and roughest post I've ever worked on in my LIFE!!! *passes out*

But it was worth it! So what I've learned from this ep is:

-Jimmy is stealing Aviva from Martin :3

-The villains are straight up cannibals.

-Platypus' are cool but also rude.

-Martin is going through a heart break and is concerned for his brother's mental state. He is not having a good day.

-Chris is traumatized and needs comfort *caughs* brotherly comfort *caughs*

Asides AAAAAAAAAALLLL of that.. I managed to learn a thing or two about Platypus' even though I'm manely here for the Kratt brothers ;)

[mychemicalimagines]

Steal Their Clothes&What They Think Part 2

Requested by: @foulobjectdelusion “ Can I please have a headcanon for Professor Chaos, Call Girl, Fastpass and Captain Diabetes with a tomboy fem S/O with short hair and wears vintage suits and sometimes steals the characters clothes but she still wears lip-gloss, lip balm, and lipstick? Please tell me if that is too much”

Pairing: South Park Characters x Female Reader

Warnings: Probably come language. Guys are pervs so some sexual talk XD

Tag List: @elskinner45 @nocturnalherb16 @buckysforeverprincess @diyunho @negans-womam @deepobservationcherryblossom @fangirl1029 @thelostallycat @scarletmeii @fandomsstolemylife00 @brithedemonspawn @sinofbisexuality @chuckbass-love @lyn-g @paigeem96 @kyky9103 @mzmusic92 @booknerd-3000​

A/N: Here’s Part 2! I hope you enjoy! SPOILERS TO THE GAME!!!

To be tagged in future south park stuff: Message Me, Comment, Tag Yourself in my bio, or submit an ask!

Butters Stotch (Professor Chaos)

Steal Their Clothes 

Butters is a very nervous kid and overthinks everything!.

He would search around his room for hours thinking he lost his very hoodie!

He would sneak out of his house so his father wouldn’t see him going to school or parking with his friends without his jacket. 

He would be battling someone from the “Coon Friends” and see you fighting one of his minions in his hoodie.

‘Y/N, is that my jacket?’

‘Why, yes, Butters! It is!’

‘How-How did you get it?’

‘I stole it from your locker yesterday!’ 

‘I-uh-As much as you look great in it, Y/N, I-uh-I’m going to need it back before I get grounded.’

‘Nope!’ 

And you’d just walk away.

He does think you look amazing in it so he never asked again.

He’d blush every time you walked around in it and reveal it was is. 

What They Think of Your Outfit

He couldn’t help but stare.

He loves the way the pants fit you.

He compliments you all the time, making sure you know you look beautiful!

When he convinces you to join ‘Chaos’, he wouldn’t let you change it!

The only thing he would let you do is adding some tinfoil to your hat, proving you’re a part of Chaos

‘Y/N, you don’t need any more aluminum foil! You look great!’

‘But Butters! If-’

‘Sorry, Y/N but no!’

Wendy Testaburger (Call Girl)

Steal Their Clothes

You don’t have to steal any of her clothes.

She willing hands them over!

‘Hey, Y/N. Here’s that shirt you wanted to borrow!’

You are the one person she would never backstab or be two-faced with.

You use that to your advantage.

Always showing up to her house, letting her pick out outfits for you.

‘This green would go great with your eyes!’

She would randomly hand you clothes throughout the week.

‘Y/N, this shirt doesn’t fit me anymore and I think it would be perfect for you!’

She lied. It fits her perfectly. She just wants to see you in it.

What They Think of Your Outfit

Wendy was the one that actually helped you with your Superhero outfit!

After you told her your ‘powers’, she took you to the Sloppy 2nds to get your outfit.

She wouldn’t let you pay for anything.

When you guys battle together, she always brings up how well your outfit goes together.

On every single one of Call Girl’s phones, your picture would be as her background.

Smiling, laughing, or even hanging out at her house for a sleep-over.

Too nervous to tell you why, she would say it was because she was also in the photo and that she looked amazing.

It was really because she loved how you looked!

Jimmy Valmer (Fastpass)

Steal Their Clothes

Jimmy would not let you borrow any of his sweatpants.

This is because since he can’t walk without his crutches, he rips his pants a lot. 

His shirts and hoodies though, you steal on a regular basis

The first time he saw you wearing his hoodie, he stuttered more than usual. 

‘Y/N, you look a-a-a-a-a-amazing.’

‘Thanks, Jimmy!!’

You stole his Fastpass shirt once and he had to ‘zoom’ around in his normal yellow shirt. 

He felt naked and weird but it was worth it!

What They Think of Your Outfit

The first time he saw it, you clicked the button for one of his Fastpass Travels.

‘W-w-w-w-wow, Y/N.’

You didn’t know what to say so you just blushed and looked away.

You notice every time you’re in the Coon Lair, Jimmy is staring at you. 

Mainly staring at your chest. 

The shirt showed your boobs perfectly so he was staring at them.

He couldn’t help it.

You looked so damn pretty. 

Scott Malkinson (Captain Diabetes)

Steal Their Clothes 

Scott is one of those nice guys.

You ask for a jacket, he’d take the one off his back and hand it over.

When you steal his jacket from his house, he didn’t care one bit. 

But when he sees you wearing it, his lisp stuck out more.

He wasn’t sure what to say. 

Actually, he’s not sure what he DID say.

It came out a jumbled mess but he knows you blushed and hid your face.

He told Butters later that he doesn’t mind you wearing his clothes.

What They Think of Your Outfit

When he died outside of the Italian restaurant, you saw and ran over from your hiding spot.

When Douchebag farted and turned back time, Scott said that he saw an angel running toward him.

It was you, of course.

He will forever remember that and how beautiful you looked running to his side.

After the whole Mitch Connor thing, he told you...

‘Y/N, your outfit is the best one here!’

(He’s not just saying that because your ass looks GREAT in tight pants.)

He also asked to borrow your hat once. 

‘Super secret mission!’ He said.

It was just to take selfies  

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Okay so- uh, xdd

The kidnapping of Jimmy. WILD XDD.

Also the teaming up of the yellows - which has lasted to the end!! As in the end of the episode, with no more greens or yellows left. LGBT DIVORCEES BABYYY!!!

Anyway xDD

Poor Grian and Scar, honestly xdd

Also Grian who's gone insane and off to go kill and everyone knows it

And his WHAT at Jimmy's funeral xDS

Ah yes JIMMY AND TANGO'S DEEEEAATH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

But also yAYYYYYYYY

But still I feel bad for them 😭 xd

And also BIGB AND REN'S DEEEEAATH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

They don't deserve thissss

And darn I was hoping for secret soulmates again just without quite so much cheating and heartbreak when Grian was on red :'(( xd I just didn't think it would happen quick enough to happen (death happen for secret soulmates to happen) or at least any time soon and it DID yet they KILLED THEM 😭😭😭. I'm dead y'all I can't, just like them 😭 xdd, I can't handle this right now lol xD.

AND GRIAN HAVING TO TAKE A MINUTE 😭😭😭😭✋. Stop, I don't deserve this xdd.

Also Jimmy and Tango's funeral.

o7

RIP man

Also an o7 for the Relation-Ship

And an o7 for BigB and Ren

Oh yeah and an o7 for Cleo'e house, and o7 for the Relationship Ranch, an o7 for the Ranch (nooo not againnn 😭😭😭 they deserved so much better 😭 xD), and an o7 for Trifle Tower, or whatever it's actually called lol. Grian and Scar's pokey base xD. Also ALMOST for the Mid-Century Modern Home xDD. Also I'd just like to state that Martyn pointing out that Trifle Tower was on fire was the funniest thing ever xDD

Ahh

Rip 😔😔😔💔💔💔💔💔

Lol xddd

Dang. . . 4 people dead in Episode 5. . . I mean, we knew it would happen, we even knew that technically it could end this week. It's an increased chance for a next week as well xD. Honestly I think it'll be next week or the week after next, just because there's no way to last much longer unless they all calm down - which they won't, lol. But still, it's all wild. 4 people down. . . Oof 😭😔😔💔 xD.

Well, I loved the episode XD.

[cowboy-anon]

🧸 and 📚 for apple?

🧸 - A soft plushie

📚 - A bedtime story

Totally dropped off the face of the Earth yesterday aside for a few likes. XD Sorry about that!

Anyway, it’s a long boi, and it’s also the first real piece I’ve written about Apple’s time with Jimmy! Therefore, I’m taggin’!

CW: Broken whumpee, clueless caretaker, clueless whumpee, crying, implied past abuse, lack of boundaries, mentioned temper tantrum, pet whump, referenced past neglect, starvation mention, Stockholm Syndrome, whipping mention

Tagging: @happy-whumper, @milk-carton-whump, @sideblogformindtrash, @whumperfulart, @unicornscotty

(I lost my list, so if you want to be tagged or if I forgot to tag you, please let me know!)

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This

A week in and Jimmy’s feeling pretty terrible at this whole caretaking thing. He shouldn’t have said it. He thought he was helping.

He shouldn’t have told Apple that Clay didn’t have his best interests at heart.

The tantrum lasted an hour, and after he exhausted himself, Apple stormed into the living room and hid beside the couch. Not even the bedroom he painstakingly prepared for him, Jimmy thinks exhaustedly.

But that’s not really important. At this rate, Apple’s never going to warm up to him. He needs to do something to gain his trust. Not that he’s exactly sure what that would entail. Words won’t be enough. Apple’s still terrified of him. Pissed at him now, too. So…

“Apple?” Jimmy hears a sniffle from behind the arm of the couch. “Listen, I… I have to go to the store real quick. I need you to stay here.” He would bring him, but he doesn’t think he’d be able to handle a busy supermarket so soon after, well, everything.

“I’m not expecting any company, so.” Jimmy shrugs on his coat. “So don’t open the door for anyone. Just… if anyone knocks, ignore them.”

His keys, his keys… There they are. Jimmy scoops up his wallet and keys and unlocks the door.

“Keep this door locked when I leave, Apple. That’s…” Jimmy sighs and braces himself. “That’s a command. Stay here, okay?”

He knew what to expect when he used that tone, but it still stings when Apple replies, “Yes, Master Jimmy.”

He nods to himself. “Good. I’ll be back soon.” Then he walks out, closing the door behind him.

***

The moment the door closes, Apple rushes to the door on unsteady legs, unlocks it, and wraps his hand around the doorknob. Just a few minutes. Three, tops. Three minutes until he rips the door open and runs back to Master Clay.

Master Jimmy doesn’t know what he was talking about. No, not Master Jimmy. Just Jimmy, because Master Clay is still his owner no matter what he says.

Apple puts his ear to the door and listens to Jimmy’s receding footsteps. Around the doorknob, his fingers shake. What if Master Clay doesn’t take him back? Apple was bad. No, he was horrible. He left. He left Master Clay. Why did he do that?!

Because Benji told him to—begged him to. They made him promise he would run and never come back.

Apple….he has to keep that promise.

This, this whole staying with Jimmy, it’s temporary. Temporary Master Jimmy. Temporary until Apple can find a way to get back to Master Clay without breaking his promise.

Apple can do that, but until then, he has to wait. So he lets go of the doorknob, flicks the lock closed, and he stays.

Less than an hour later, Temporary Master Jimmy walks through the door with a plastic bag. He waves Apple over to the bedroom, not Temporary Master Jimmy’s and therefore the extra bedroom. Apple’s chest tightens at the notion, but he does as he’s told.

Crawling into the carpeted room, it’s not at all what Apple expects. Instead of empty corners and glaringly bland walls, it’s… oddly homey. There’s an enticing bed in the corner of the room and beside it a simple but lovely wooden nightstand and lamp. At the front of the room, there’s even a little dresser. And… the room itself is a beautiful shade of olive green.

Temporary Master Jimmy’s already in the room, sitting on the floor against the foot of the bed. He wordlessly pats the space beside him.

Apple’s hands start to go numb with fright. Still, it’s a command—even if Temporary Master Jimmy didn’t state so explicitly. Hoping his hesitation doesn’t show, Apple crawls until he’s kneeling where he was gestured to and sits, careful not to let his back touch the bed.

Temporary Master Jimmy lets him get settled, then pulls the plastic bag from earlier into his lap and looks at Apple.

“I know we don’t know each other all that well,” Temporary Master Jimmy starts slowly, “but I noticed you have a kind of… affinity for apple stuff, so I— I got you something.” Apple watches, half excited, half terrified as Temporary Master Jimmy reaches into the bag and pulls out whatever’s in there.

Apple sees the felt stem first, then a dark green leaf sprouting from the top of the round bright green fabric shape. And then he sees legs. Eight to be exact. And eyes.

“It’s an apple octopus plush! Or a… an apple-pus?“ Temporary Master Jimmy laughs a little. “I just… I saw it and I thought it was kind of cute and, you know, figured you might like it. Given… everything…”

Apple’s staring. It’s an octopus, but—but it’s green and it has a leaf and a stem like an apple. And it looks so soft...

But Apple knows It’s a trick. It has to be. People don’t get him things, not without a lot of convincing. Certainly not unprompted. But… but Temporary Master Jimmy’s just holding it out to him expectantly, and every second that passes by, the itch to grab it grows. Soon enough, Apple doesn’t care if it’s a trick. He moves to take it, fully expecting to have it wrenched out of his reach the moment he gets close enough for it to hurt him.

Only it isn’t.

When Apple reaches out to grab it, Temporary Master Jimmy doesn’t snatch it away. He lets Apple take it in his hands. He lets Apple touch its perfect fluffy fabric and hold it to his chest. It’s soft, so much softer than he imagined it’d be.

For the first time since arriving here, Temporary Master Jimmy makes Apple smile.

“I-I got a story, too,” Temporary Master Jimmy continues, smiling like this is the best thing to ever happen to him. He pulls a little hardcover picture book out of the bag to show Apple. “So… so I’ll make you a deal.”

At the words, Apple freezes, and the smile on his face drops in a flash. The look he shoots Temporary Master Jimmy is one of pure horror.

How could he have been so stupid? The rewards, the kind words—of course there’d be a “but.” The salesman never let him off that easy either.

“Okay,” Apple squeaks, because he knows he has no real choice in the matter. He just hopes his behavior earlier won’t influence the severity of the punishment.

What is he thinking? Of course it will.

“I’ll read you a story tonight, but only if… if you sleep on your bed tonight.”

Now he’s just confused. Apple… wasn’t expecting that. He expected to be starved or to receive a whipping, not to sleep on a bed. An insanely plush, comfortable-looking…. bed.

Apple nods because he’s expected to. “Okay.”

Apple doesn’t understand why Temporary Master Jimmy’s face lights up when he says that, but he does know watching Temporary Master Jimmy jump up with the book in hand makes him nervous. Master Clay never let him on the furniture, nevermind a bed. He never told Apple why, but Apple assumes it was the filth that covered him. Besides, Apple wouldn’t want to ruin Master Clay’s lovely couches.

Which is why when Apple stands up with the plushie held to his chest, he hesitates even touching the bed.

He looks longingly over it’s big fluffy pillows and soft, clean green-striped white comforter. Then he peeks at Temporary Master Jimmy, who’s watching him expectantly.

This is what your temporary master wants, Apple reminds himself firmly. It doesn’t matter if he hurts you afterwards. Do as you’re told.

Apple swallows hard and lays a shaking hand on the comforter.

He cringes, waiting for the inevitable yelling, waiting for the punishment. But it doesn’t come. Rather, Temporary Master Jimmy says, “Good! Good. Okay, come on, Apple, you can do it. Get under the covers and I’ll read you that story.”

A story. How long has it been since someone’s read to him? Ages.

So Apple puts his other hand on the comforter, the one holding the plushie, ready for any reprimand he might receive. When he doesn’t get one, he pulls the covers back, crawls onto the mattress, sits himself up amongst the pillows, and covers himself again with the blanket. It feels… foreign. Oddly enough, just a little familiar, too.

Temporary Master Jimmy hides a smile behind his hand, not very well and definitely not in a way that’s reassuring for Apple, before climbing into bed next to him, staying on top of the blankets instead of getting under them.

Still, the proximity makes Apple freeze—well, aside from his hands. Those are shaking uncontrollably despite clutching at the covers by his lap.

Temporary Master Jimmy gets all but comfortable before noticing Apple’s discomfort. “Geez, sorry, I should’ve asked. Is… is it okay for me to be on your bed?”

“Of course,” Apple says without hesitation. His hands continue to shake.

But everything is okay. Whatever his master chooses to do with him is okay. His salesman knew that, Master Clay knew that. Why doesn’t Temporary Master Jimmy get it?

“Here.” Temporary Master Jimmy scoots further to the right, away from Apple, until he’s sitting on the corner of the bed. “Better?”

Apple exhales shakily. “Y-yes?” Is he allowed to answer?

Temporary Master Jimmy shifts until he’s comfortable. Apple takes the octopus plush and pulls it back into his arms, snuggling deeper into the blankets as discreetly as possible.

Beside him, Temporary Master Jimmy smiles. Then he clears his throat and grabs the bright red picture book from his lap.

“Right. So, uh, get comfy.” Temporary Master Jimmy flashes the cover at Apple, who can’t help but watch him with wide, fascinated eyes. “This is Corduroy. I loved this book when I was a kid.” Temporary Master Jimmy flips to the first page. “I mean, I don’t know if you’ll think it’s too kiddy or boring, but… just tell me if you want me to stop.”

Apple nods, barely perceptible, even though he knows he has no intention of doing so. Temporary Master Jimmy chose this book. Of course Apple will be grateful.

“Okay.” Temporary Master Jimmy nods. “I’m… I’m starting now. Uh, Corduroy is a bear who once lived in the toy department of a big store...”

As he reads, Apple finds himself hanging onto every word. He kind of likes how Temporary Master Jimmy’s voice gets huskier when he reads. It reminds him of Master Clay.

With the image in mind, Apple finds his eyes drifting closed against his will.

“...‘You must be a friend,’ said Corduroy. ‘I’ve always wanted a friend.’’

“‘Me too!’ said Lisa, and gave him a big hug.” Temporary Master Jimmy turns the book to Apple to show him the final picture, but he’s almost completely asleep now, curled up on the bed and clutching that apple octopus tightly in his hands.

Temporary Master Jimmy brushes a strand of faded green hair out of Apple’s face and pulls the covers up to waist. He does it so gently, so carefully. He doesn’t know the slightest of touches are enough to rouse Apple.

Temporary Master Jimmy slips out of bed and heads for the door.

Behind him, Apple pipes up, “Thank you, Temporary Master Jimmy.” It’s soft and a little hoarse from the screaming fit he threw earlier, but his appreciation is clear.

“Temporary Ma—? Uh, you’re welcome, Apple.” Temporary Master Jimmy chuckles quietly. “Goodnight.”

On his way out, he flicks the light off and closes the door behind him.

Without Temporary Master Jimmy around, Apple lets himself get truly comfortable. He buries himself in a mound of blankets and pillows and cuddles the apple octopus stuffie against his cheek, for once not worrying that it’ll be taken away from him.

That night, Apple sleeps the most peacefully he has in years.

[starshine-cal]

Jimmy vesey is apparently out sick with Not Covid xD rip but also if u see someone say he’s out it’s not bc he’s being traded @marchment

[efoxkitty]

My live commentary for the Impulse episode that just dropped (spoilers)

I can't believe Cleo exposed Impulse for cheating on Bdubs, smh.

"I'm secret girlfriending." Is definitelly a line for the quote book tho.

Lmao not Tango trying to throw Impulse under the bus for "switching sides" and Impulse trying to pull a "No U"

"I've infiltrated so well, even Cleo thinks I'm not on your side." Followed by "You need to get armour and we will siege dogwards." Makes me happy and scared at the same time.

Not Impulse running straight to Ren after and meeting IN THE VILLAGE of all places, so everyone can see it and the red army being like "Yeah, seems legit." XD

Rip Impulse "You either publicly declare you're leaving the reds or we will all go after you :)"

Setting up a trap, what could possibly go wrong :) Especially a tnt one xD But the enderpearl thing looks cool 👀

Ngl "Wait for me" is actually a really good codeword. This will either go well or really bad.

Aww, Desert and Hobbits hanging out :) Aww, the greens coming to negotiate as the Red's stay in the back :)

Martyn did a heist, Pog!

The battle: Oh wow, Etho winning, heck yeah. HOLY SHIT THE TNT oh my god what the heck was that?! And the fact that no one died again xD

Me: Oh no Grian, time to surr- NOOOOOOO. I- I expected that happen and yet I was still hurt. Rest in peace hobbit boy T-T

OH MY GOD THE REBELS ARE LOSING SO HARD. I feel so bad for them, like poor guys took so many L's this episode. Feels bad for Impulse tho.

"It's time. Scar must die." Impulse, honey, those WERE the allies of your secret girlfriend :(

XD Martyn surving all the bs and then dying to the skeleton is the biggest irony and I live for it.

Lmao, that's what you get for helping killing his husband >:(

Noooooooo, not Cleo D: Rip secret girlfriend.

The Zombie Siege is kinda scary ngl.

Impulse joining the crastle after leading people to death is kinda funny ngl.

Aww Scott "I refuse to bow down, you've murdered Jimmy!" He cares :')

I- Wow, 3rd perma. But not suprised it was Skizz, he was very bloodthirsty, just suprised he went on the suicide mission without any backup.

"We've got one of the red's. I've avenged my husband." From Scott and then Impulse following with "I think I know on which side I am." We love solidarity.

XD Grian and Impulse nearly blowing themselves up after messing with the trap gave me huge Jimmy flashbacks. Poor Scott.

[thepikachu1]

SPOILERS WANDAVISION SPOILERS

So like that just happened. Holy fuck. Starting from the top:

Evan Peters is the best worst uncle.

Honestly I don’t think I’ve seen my redneck uncles teach they’re kids how to shotgun anything.

Not seeing Agnes until that part was kinda sad. I missed her.

Dude Herb looked awesome but also asking if he wanted something done again concerned me.

Also him saying what the wild trio was doing before they did it was wild XD

Someone needs to come rail Hayward in. Be it with words, jail time, or bullets. He just needs to be taken care of.

I hope Monica only becomes Photon if she goes back in and not something worse.

Darcy was me this whole episode. Not knowing what to do while they fight? Same. Being concerned for Monica’s health but not stopping her? Same. Trying to help vision not rip to peices while some asshat did nothing while revealing herself? Same

I still want to know who the scientist is. I’ve seen Rhodes pitched but I’m not sure if he’d be included. He may also still be in morning/helping with his grieving family cause I don’t know the time difference from endgame to this.

Those poor people at the edge of town like holy fuck.

Also after this I can’t tell if Agnes is acting or not. If she is she’d ducking fantastic. If she isn’t I want to protect her with bubble wrap.

The twins were awesome, so adorable. Kinda glad they didn’t age up again. Kudos to Billy for getting Wanda to save Vision from becoming shreds

Now Darcy, I can’t want to see what Darcy would look like in 2000s aesthetics. Pls don’t make her a clown like the agents. They’re clowns for following Hayward. She doesn’t follow Hayward.

Monica and Jimmy don’t know Darcy is in the hexagon now.

They really went boo again with another dead body version of Pietro. And using Aroons death on Evans is wild.

I have no theories today just concerns and questions. Other then dude it’s looking so much more that Hayward could be Aim or something like that

[thatoneao3writer]

Okay so i got fed up of staring at js and then had this idea

So uh, 3rd life is a truman show kind of thing right? I had some idea about the background of the "show" thing. Maybe the 3rd life people were invited to something that was supposed to be a gameshow but really wasn't. i kinda have an idea that the organizers behind it are the evil government people, kinda like project cadmus i guess? They wanted to find out how far they can make people believe they're in a real situation (even if it's really just made up) and how far they can push those people into doing stuff they won't do, like killing and such. Only Scott and Jimmy found out hence why they're dead but 5up turned Scott into an AI (rip Jimmy o7). Anyways, despite the success of the project in making people kill one another, what if the government people think it took too much effort to use on a scale like what they're planning so they decided to abandon it altogether?

and it stayed like that for a few years.

until they heard of the crimson.

and continued the project :)

and then the titans might have to actually fight the government people because surprise surprise, the real reason the project existed might be because the government were going after superheroes because they think the superheroes will be a major threat in the future and they need something that can stop the superheroes if they ever go rogue.

anyways yeah that's all i got, i'm not sure if it's good though. brain rambling XD - 🏒

Yeah, but the majority of 3rd life members are Hermits... and the Hermits canonically live in a planet of their own in this au, although they're also somewhat scattered across the universe. But then again, this happened in the past, so maybe that caused the to leave earth/get scattered?