#ritz bits

[royal-food]

Ritz Bits Churros

[ragnarockz]

Nabisco Ritz bits advertisements

[masoncarr2244]

[dannycookies-kitchen]

You ever see an ungodly old snack on the internet and think "this was probably some goober's favorite food and they have a petition up to bring it back"

[wack-ashimself]

Not even 1/2 way thru the list, stopped what I was doing, and I said, out loud, "GOD DAMN IT!" Because first they said cheetos puffs KILL you in large amounts (paraphrasing), but, these foods are bad not just cuz of their ingredients, but, what their counterparts DO have. Like veggie straws are on here! WHAT!

You wondering when I said god damn it?

Cheez its. I have a box (extra big size. Not the box, the cheez it) 1 foot away from me. So you can see why out loud said it. Cuz if I'm not even 1/2 way, oh boy, is the rest of this list gonna suck.

But better to know than not...

[coulsonlives]

Umm is it just me, or are ritz bits sandwich crackers a LOT whiter than they used to be

[strongermonster]

no real cheese will ever live up to the phantom taste i imagined the cartoon cheese from tom and jerry cartoons i watched as a kid tasted like.

this is the pinnacle of the cheese-based foodgroups. i think it was less the visual appeal (almost none, it looks like a dried sponge half the time) and more the fervent desperation with which the mouse pursued it. the permeating lust for this cheese.

the fanatical daydreaming was so evocative that my brain and tongue made up a flavour that will never exist and i am doomed to spend my life unfulfilled

[fieldghoul]

Some objects at Sister Imperator's monitor station:

Vintage Vampire/Goblin Halloween Bucket, possibly this exact one available for rental at Acme Props Brooklyn.

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT Diecast Model Car (I think the Kinsmart 1/32 scale -- it's definitely the AMG GT, some diecast nerd out there can probably identify the actual scale and diecast manufacturer)

Pill bottles, that suggest her legal name is Sister Imperator

Ritz Bits cheese crackers. I strongly suspect the blue bag underneath the Ritz Bits bag is Oreo minis based on extensive personal experience looking at vending machine options for lunch.

Cup O'Crazy Candy Noodles

Parian Bust of the Water Nymph Clytie, which is another Acme rental

Chessmen Cookies, the queen cookie on top and bishop cookie below, if you want to get specific.

Off-brand kleenex in this exact box design, if you want to get REALLY specific.

A VHS of the "Nap Time" Chapter.

An antique Psalm board with the numbers 6, 3, 44, and 55. For those of you who were not raised Catholic, a board like this would be in front of the altar during mass to direct parishioners to what music would be used for the mass.

[ciphercalamitiez]

hi again

i present object head liam, that is all

[alexturne]

[ritzcreation]

Art trade with @commandernachos ! Drew their chimera Ness and Porky designs!

[clairedelune-13]

Ok, but we need to talk about how defensive Crowley got on Nina assuming Aziraphale was his “bit on the side”.

Not at the assumption that they were together but her assuming Aziraphale was some casual hook up.

Like, Crowley saying Aziraphale was “far too pure of heart to be some bit on the side” was essentially him admitting that if they were fucking, he’d treat him right, that the Angel’s not a meaningless fling.

[foxritz]

Me whenever I am drawing the Lamb and Narinder in the same picture.

*Brain starts playing Tongues & Teeth by The Crane Wives on loop*

[desire-mona]

consistently thinking about a time before i knew anything abt the LaurieVerse where i sent my friend a clip from a bit of fry & laurie and was like "man this guy looks a lot like house"

[nocentis]

If anyone likes oldies, I have a playlist to offer you.

[ritz-writes]

It's only just now hit me that my sister is moving out in a week. They've taken all their posters down. I don't like it