#robots grian

[uselessthebroccoli]

"Average MCYT has 3 robot children" factoid actually just statistical error. Robots Grian, who has as many robotic children as there are universes and 1 robotic clone, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[wasyago]

oh mah goood who is this ????

[salemoleander]

Incredible that Grian has once again created a giant machine that tells everyone what to do

[whydoflyingspidersbe]

Someone in my robotics event named their robot grumbot and they started talking about mustaches so i'm pretty sure it was intentional. will ipdate with how well they are doing once i am sure it is a reference.

[elytrans]

"my grian was sorry too" "you were the best for 5 minutes" i'm becoming increasingly convinced that grumbot prime is from the alternate universe where hermitcraft has the betrayal and bloodshed and intense political roleplay of the dsmp

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Whenever I see human!Grumbots I hope in my heart out there, somewhere, in that universe, there's a human!NPG and RoboG that are kind of like the criminal adult siblings that sometimes come around and teach their younger brothers tax evasion

[creative-robot]

ALL of the Desert Duo fanartists LIED TO ME!! Grian doesn’t land the final blow on Scar while they’re in the cactus ring, they end up outside the ring and Grian punches Scar off the side of Monopoly Mountain and then JUMPS OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND JOINS HIM!

[lokielly]

grian will drop earth shattering lore and then be like “anyway, so i’ve been building this :P”

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

assorted hermit doodles

close-ups under the cut

[angelonasher]

Today i want to say thank you to mumbo jumbo for doing what he actually wants to do

to zedaph for being zedaph

to robot grian for his one episode of screentime

to grian for voicing npg

to xisuma for playing evil xisuma

to helsknight for rapping

to welsknight for rapping back

and to the youtube search bar for interpreting "xismavpoid sesaon 8" correctly

[thursdaylast]

I finally got caught up on (some) Hermitcraft and I ADORE the Buttercups and their various Beasts

[give-grian-rights]

Actually if you have a minute could you explain/link NPC Grian? I know barely anything about him and don’t know where to look other than maybe helsmits?

Nope! Not a helsmit!! older than the term i'm prety sure, actually.

NPC Grian/NPGrian was a running gag in old build tutorials, minigames, and Buildswap. He was summoned like a fucking demon, as shown in i BELIEVE, One Hour Buildswap. I don't remember his introduction, but he was in a small handful of videos.

he was obsessed with rustic houses, and was featured in a downloadable world that Grian had a for a while. he was just. NPC Grian. and he walked you through how to build a rustic house.

He was a Buildswap judge one time, and im not sure HOW they did his model but he . um. he fucked up a bit

Grian canonically made him as a failed science experiment. so my PRESUMPTION is he made some sorta fucking. soulless clone of himself and then summoned a demon to possess it. because the weird part is, he's ? not a? robot ?

there ALSO Robot Grian .

and as far I'm aware, Robot Grian only made one appearance, he was a POV character on his channel that he played as, but used a text-to-speech bot to commentate over it because he was sick.

they are completely separate characters and it was NPGrian's idea to make/finish Robot Grian because he was just kinda. a metal husk in the basement. NPGrian canonically lived in the closet locked in by Grian.

NPGrian is a bit cruel and probably dangerous, but mostly incompetent and possessive. all he can think about is rustic houses and thats pretty much his only purpose in life.

Robot Grian was programmed to be physically incapable of bad-talking Grian and resents him for it. whenever he tries to do so he is forced to say nice things instead.

basically Grian is the absentee father to not one, not two, not three, not four, BUT SIX. SIX CHILDREN. Jrumbot, Grumbot, Grumbot Prime, Emperor Grumbot , NPC Grian and. AND. Robot Grian

[ghoulbats]

who would win in a fight? a redstone genius and his super spy partner with their disguises, secret base and tnt loaded flying machines vs 3 guys in tie-dye outfits who keep eating their own poisonous cookies

[martuzzio]

"...Who are you guys?"

"Trust me, you don't want to know."

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[solidwater05]

Hermitcraft Enjoyer spotted

Give me yuor Ramblings

(/nf ofc)

Yay!! Here's my nonhuman headcanons for everyone I watch!

Mumbo is an android! He's completely human-passing, he tends to do things the 'human way' (building things instead of modifying himself), and he has never ever mentioned that he's a robot, so everyone thinks that he's a really weird human. He does not know of human concepts like 'fear of death'. Nobody understands why he never got redstone poisoning despite his complete lack of PPE. It's just because he's not organic

Grian is a parrot avian ofc but he also gained cod-like traits when he started spending more time near the ocean. It happens

Gem was human at the start of the season, but she's an anglerfish hybrid now! Same reason as Grian

Doc being a creeper goat cyborg thing is canon so I'll share a little hc on his cybernetic enhancements. He can detect redstone signals! It allows him to locate problems with his machines without having to look around, saves a lot of time. A side effect of this is that he knows that Mumbo is an android because he can detect his redstone!

Etho is a phantom hybrid! He needs very little sleep and he still manages to be sleep deprived. He doesn't use fire res potions to protect himself from the sun, instead he wears his clothes over his wings. He says that it works perfectly, so why would he change it?

Tango. blaze. we all know this one. He doesn't take any special precautions around water. In fact, he forgets that water is a thing until it starts raining and then he screams really loud about it

Pearl is a shapeshifting salmon! She enjoys her human form, but she will correct anyone who calls her a human because she's actually a fish

Joel is a moth hybrid. Yes, he does like lights. Just look at his base!

Well Cub being a vex isn't exactly a headcanon is it. Specifically I hc that he used to be human and became a vex later on, while Scar was born a vex! (the cannibalism is unrelated to this. there's just something wrong with him)

[raileurta]

Bs hermit permit question ideas:

Are you a robot? (Yes or No)

To prove you're not a robot tell me what is the main building block of Scar's base?

What color violates dress code regulations of the DHP?

Is tomato a fruit?

Are you a robot? (Yes or No)

To prove you are not a robot, enter in the 7 digit PIN that can be found at [x,y,z].

-note make it a violation to leave the building during the questionnaire so the person has to start over

Who is the man in the chicken costume?

How many paintings are near the garbage at the back of the building?

Is bdubs beautiful? (Yes or YES)

If you have anymore ideas drop them in the comments