#rod of the turks

[coggedcorset]

Look man, i love the turks, especially tseng. I also am very sad that the before crisis turks didn't stay turks. I'm glad they included cissnei in rebirth but like...c'mon, there was a whole team of badasses and they just peaced out.

Anyways, in my own headcanon they stuck around. And Rod (who i just kept as his name lol) kinda struck me as the jake of the turks, like yes he is actually good at his job, but also would drink shampoo on a dare lol

[myimaginaryradio]

Young Turks - Rod Stewart

[blueskiesandwindchimes]

Young Hearts

I was listening to the radio on the way home from work today. A song came on that I haven’t heard on the radio in quite some time. It was Young Turks by Rod Stewart. I found myself wondering as I often have have over the years why the song is called Young Turks when the lyrics clearly state “Young Hearts”. So I finally looked it up.

Honestly I prefer Young Hearts. But that’s just me.

[alfairb]

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Young hearts be free tonight Time is on your side Young hearts gotta run free Be free, live free Time is on, time is on your side

[moms-music]

Young Turks

[punkrockmixtapes]

Rod Stewart - Young Turks (Official Video) [HD Remaster]

[yung-notorious]

some major hints from chapter 8…coming soon y’all ready? 👀💕

[chosomindslave]

What artist does the JJK characters listen to?

Summary: stated it the title

Genre: very informative

Satoru Gojo🧿: 100% rod wave. idk what be wrong with Gojo but I just feel it in my CORE he listens to rod wave vigorously. Trust whenever Ijichi is chauffeuring you two you’re either gonna hear Turks and Caicos or Heart on ice… something is wrong with him seriously…

Suguru Geto🐵: mfer don’t listen to music 😞. He prolly only hear it as monkeys making their distinctive sounds…

Kento Nanami🥖: The Jacksons… (Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, etc) idk Nanami gives off grown man vibes but not grown man Kevin Gates vibes. I could see him listening to Janet Jackson, or even En Vogue… yk he’s really just that bitch. He probably listens to artists like Joe and Jon B also, you never know, but I can say one thing for sure , HE HAS TASTE

Choso Kamo🩸: it’s really whatever Itadori is listening to at the moment, he doesn’t have an exact preference

Yuuji Itadori👊🏽: Ice Spice, IKIK ITS CRAZY BUT PLSSD don’t sit there and tell me Itadori wouldn’t be walking down the hallways at Jujutsu high saying “like what let’s keep it a buck” NO SERIOUSLY, or “im still shaking ass in the deli” LMAOOOO

Megumi Fushiguro🐕‍🦺: Guns N Roses… look man he had a hard life LMAO but still then yk he just gives off the type to like Rock music, I can see him liking pierce the veil also…

Nobara Kugisaki🔨: SZA , she’s definitely a scissor girly. But even still then I do think she also listens to artist like Ariana Grande. Yesss kwueen

Yuta Okkotsu🗡️: before Africa, most def YONCÉ, but after coming back from Africa all mf hear is war sirens . What the fuck did Gojo have him look for THAT BITCH IS PTSDIFED lord somebody save Yuta

Maki Zenin🦚: girls generation. Idk after I seen that mfn edit with her and Kugisaki I just KNEW she was an snsd fan. BESIDES look at the way she dressed in the movie, and me ready to risk it all for her. SNSD APPROVED

Toge Inumaki📢: Sukihana, Sexy Red and Cupcakke. Look man, this mf a troll you think his top three artists aren’t the cuntiest of all time? His impulsive thoughts take over each time. Just know he ain’t a freak but he listen to nasty asss songs, cs why are you listening to somebody talk about eating niggas ASS?

(tumblr wouldn’t let me add in a gif for him FUCK YOU)

Panda🐼: Lana Del Rey: look man Panda is all about is aesthetic, you can’t tell me mf don’t be having his lil ciggy hanging out his mouth, looking out the window playing Summertime Sadness NEXT

[rottenpumpkin13]

What if Tseng and Angeal switched problems for a day. Like you leave Tseng with Sephiroth, Genesis, and Zack and Angeal with Reno, Rude, and Cissnei

14:43 Hours on the SOLDIER floor

[Director Lazard walks past Sephiroth's office and sees a curious scene, so he decides to go inside]

Lazard: Tseng! I must applaud you. I've never seen these two so quiet and hard at work.

[The two in question refers to Sephiroth and Genesis, who are both trembling in fear. Sephiroth was made to tie his hair up. Genesis was forced to move his desk into the office and place it directly in front of Sephiroth's. Tseng is sitting on a tall chair between the two desks watching them like a hawk]

Tseng: Ah, it's not a hard task. I just implemented the use of my own method.

Lazard: Oh, and what's that?

[Tseng pulls out a giant electrical rod]

Tseng: Any time they deviate from their SOLDIER duties, I sick them with this.

[Genesis kicks Sephiroth under the desk. Sephiroth returns the favor and the two start a kicking fight]

[Tseng flares up the rod. It crackles and buzzes with sparks. Sephiroth and Genesis gasp, then immediately put their heads down and return to work]

Lazard: And how did you get Genesis to stop quoting LOVELESS?

Tseng: I made him eat his book.

Meanwhile on the Turk Floor

[Angeal plays therapist and consoles Rufus on the couch in his office. He offers Rufus homemade cookies and tissues while he sobs]

Rufus: And I feel that I try so hard, and yet he never appreciates what I do! It's as if I don't even have a father, I have a higher-up that I can never please! *continues to cry*

Angeal, rubbing his back: I understand, I understand.

Rufus: Sometimes I think that the only way for me to finally find peace is if he were dead!

Angeal: I understand. Your feelings are valid.

Rufus: I've even crafted multiple plans to assassinate him!

Angeal: I understan—WAIT, WHAT!?

[At that moment, Reno and Rude fly past the office door. Reno is holding a flamethrower and positioned on shopping cart as if it were a pirate ship. Rude is pushing him while Reno shouts "HEAVE, HEAVE, HEAVE"]

[Then Cissnei and Elena walk by casually carrying a crate that reads EXPLOSIVES]

Cissnei: Let's wrap it like a present and place it in the labs!

Elena: I love it when Tseng's not here!

Angeal: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Somewhere Else (A dog cage in Angeal's office on the SOLDIER floor that may or may not have been placed there by Tseng)

[Zack and Darkstar are playing with a deck of cards]

Zack: You got any two's?

Darkstar: Woof!

Zack: Dang it! How are you so good at this?

[myimaginaryradio]

Young Turks - Rod Stewart

[oh-archivist]

I'm pretty sure I was being told about Final fantasy 15's most hated character Ignis in these candids lol I love to listen to people tell me about their hyperfixtations I know nothing about :3 I love to hear why people love or hate characters hehe

Ft me as Rod (a Turk from FF7!) For my friends Turk themed birthday party 🥰

[gothicprep]

I was going to ask “why is cenk uygur running for president?” and bring up how his mannerisms remind me so much of alex jones’s. then I was going to ask “why the actual fuck would you name your media org ‘the young turks’ in the first place? how could anyone think this a good idea? you realize people don’t read that to mean being young and rebellious anymore, right? there’s a bit of an association here. you may have heard of it.”

then it dawned on me that there’s a nonzero possibility that it was named after the rod stewart song, which is somehow so much worse. so the post is cancelled.

[dloindustries]

Rod Stewart - Young Turks (Official Video) [HD Remaster]

Happy Birthday Rod Stewart

[rottenpumpkin13]

Sephiroth brings his little brother Chadley to work!

Sephiroth and Chadley

Let's say Chadley is tasked to gather Sephiroth-related data for a week. Sephiroth uses this as an excuse to have Chadley follow him around for a week so that they can bond.

*Cue the cutest montage you will ever read*

• Chadley in his office while Sephiroth does paperwork. Sephiroth grows bored and looks up how to make a paper airplane. The pair learn how to fold them, then make several that they launch from Sephiroth's office window, laughing as they do so.

• They steal Genesis's prized copy of LOVELESS from his office when he's not there. Genesis knows, of course. He sees them place it on a bookshelf in the lounge, but opts to feign blindness. He's just happy to see Sephiroth smiling.

• Angeal makes sure to take many secret candid pictures of the pair. He now has multiple polaroids of them laughing, messing around, and comfortably leaning against each other.

• They take a day trip down into the sector 0 streets. After learning that Hojo never provided Chadley with toys either, Sephiroth takes Chadley into a toy store. They're particularly interested in the giant, blue airplane in the window. They come out with loads of childish trinkets and the big blue airplane.

• A few turks including Tseng catch Sephiroth pushing Chadley on an office chair at full speed in one of the hallways.

• Chadley visits Sephiroth's apartment for the first time and is fascinated by Sephiroth's variety of textbooks. After almost falling asleep on each other while watching a nature documentary, Sephiroth remembers a contraption he keeps in his hallway closet.

• He pulls out a telescope! Chadley is excited, but mourns how they won't be able to get much use out of it in Midgar.

• But Sephiroth has an idea.

• He's set to go on a solo mission in Mideel and takes Chadley with him. Sephiroth could easily finish the job early, but decides to stall to buy them time. They camp out in the woods and take time exploring, Sephiroth teaches Chadley how to hunt, and they even go fishing! Chadley gets too excited while casting the rod and falls into the waters.

• Sephiroth rushes in to get him out and is surprised when a hand pulls him inside. Chadley has mastered the art of pranking. That was his plan all along, and now the pair are soaked inside the water and laughing.

• They go for a swim as the sun sets. As the skies, darken, they head back to their camp and set up the telescope.

• The pair spend the night observing the galaxy, comets, planets, and even a shooting star.

• Sephiroth recounts seeing a shooting star years ago in Wutai, back when he was Chadley's age and Genesis had explained to him that people typically wished upon shooting stars.

Chadley: That's a fascinating custom to adhere to. May I ask what you wished for?

• Sephiroth looks away with a cryptic smile. Genesis had insisted that wishing on shooting stars were a very real way of having ones wishes granted. Had that younger, naive Sephiroth known Genesis had been correct, he would've wished for a family member long before Wutai.

• The week of data collection comes to an end. Both Sephiroth and Chadley are saddened. They enjoyed seeing each other every day. Chadley promises to make time to visit him every week, but Sephiroth assures him that he'll come to personally retrieve him from the labs on a regular basis.

• Chadley turns to enter the elevator, but then he stops and lingers for a moment longer. Sephiroth is a breath away from asking him if he's alright, when he's hit full force with a hug.

• Sephiroth hugs him back, lifting Chadley off the ground as the two embrace.

Sephiroth: Dare I say you're experiencing an emotional response?

Chadley: I am! Although I'm unsure of what to classify it as. I know it's positive, my body temperature has increased, and I was overcome with a desire to hug you.

Sephiroth: You'll figure it out.

• And the two part.

[soldier-lodbrok]

[ BLOCK ]:    sender blocks an on-coming attack from the receiver.

"Back the fuck off!", he growled as his axe locked in with the Turk's rod.

Reno was a bastard. Two-faced. Sly at most times. he had asked Glenn for help a long while ago with his brother. But he still remained a Turk. A Turk that apparently had been tasked with following Ifalna and Aerith's trail. Glenn didn't know how much ShinRa knew about Roran. But it was bad enough that they were this close.

Far too close.

Because Reno was here. The Nibel area had always been shit. But Glenn had hoped like this he could relocate his family and part of the resistance from Cosmo Canyon safely to Wutai. Not by air but by truck and foot and boat. Choppers seemed the too dangerous option right now.

Now they had met here.

And Glenn seemingly was alone. Sure. Some of teh SRC were around them in the undergrowth. Reno surely suspected as much. But that Ifalna, Aerith and Roran were among them, too... fuck. Glenn prayed he was oblivious.

"Where is your friend, huh? You usually are a dynamic duo.", he tried to joke, jumping back again. he grinned, though it wasn't as loosely as usually. He was tense. He was afraid. Sure, Reno had proved he'd go against ShinRa for his own personal gain... but Glenn supposed Reno was an opportunist through and through. And if he got extra points for delivering the Cetras to ShinRa? he probably would do it no questions asked. Glenn needed to distract him.

Pointing his axe towards the redhead, he scoffed.

"If you call him, I'll invite my friends, too. We can have a nice party - or talk it out like civilized people, huh?"

@proxnotxaxfool