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odinsblog · 4 months
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montereybayaquarium · 10 months
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Did someone say my name ? 👁️ 👄 👁️
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Here’s a little sea-cret about the spotted cusk eel. This fish isn’t actually an eel!! But true eels and cusk eels do have some things in common–most noticeably their long tails. Well, maybe it’s not that noticeable since cusk eels hide most of their bodies in the sand—giving the appearance of disembodied fish heads 😅😬🐟 
These sneaky fishies are often found on the sandy seafloor and in eelgrass habitats. We shore hope this quick fact keeps you eeling good as you head into your week.
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typhlonectes · 1 year
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Giant Isopod Enjoys Its Delicious Fish Head Dinner in the Deep Sea
This giant isopod (Bathynomous giganteus) was seen snacking on a fish head (uh, yum?!) during Dive 11 of the 2019 Southeastern U.S. Deep-sea Exploration. 
 These deep-sea scavengers are close relatives of the pill bugs, rolly pollies, and sowbugs found in houses and gardens, but Bathynomus giganteus is much, much larger, growing up to a foot and a half in length. 
Although giant isopods have been known to exist for more than a century, we still don't know all that much about their biology or behavior, making capturing videos like this one incredibly important (and also really cool).    
Video courtesy of the NOAA Office of Ocean Exploration and Research, 2019 Southeastern U.S. Deep-sea Exploration.
via: https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/okeanos/explorations/ex1907/welcome.html
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charpnatl · 16 days
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Fish heads rolly polly fish head eat them up yum.
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teribst · 9 months
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It Was So Quick
It Was So Quick
A STORY BY
LUE
My name is Michele. I’m 38. I have strawberry blond hair, green eyes and a nice full chest. I’m curvy but not thick and I’m 5’ 8” in my stocking feet. I have been told more than once I have great legs and I don't mind showing them off.
My husband is a career soldier in the Army and is on his 4th tour of duty in 8 years. He is in Kuwait and out of the 9 years we have been married we have lived together not quite 5. I live in Austin Texas only a few blocks from his parents and my parents live in Georgetown Texas. It’s only about a 30 minute drive to see my mom and dad so I have plenty of support from both sets of parents and they do all they can to support me mentally with Todd being gone. I have a great job so money is not an issue at all, but being alone so much is.
Being closer to them I have grown very fond of Todd's mom and dad. Todd's dad Mike is a camping, fishing and hunting guy spending at least one weekend a month off somewhere doing something in the woods or on a lake someplace. He asks me almost every time he goes if I would like to go along and I always thought he was just being polite.
Then one evening doing facetime on the computer with Todd I brought up his dad asking me to go all the time. “Why don’t you do it? I know he asks you.” Todd smiled “It would give you both some company. You know my mom hates going and I know you need to get out some.” he shrugged into the computer screen “Who better to do it with than my dad.”
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I always face time with Todd topless if not nude and he enjoys it. This time we had both enjoyed it together and when Todd and I finished we signed off.
 As I lay back catching my breath I closed my eyes thinking about camping with Mike. “It might be fun,” I told myself as I rolled onto my side picking up my cell. “Hey Clair, is Mike around?”
“Yes dear, he is right here. I’m putting you on speaker.” I could hear her changing over “Is everything alright?” She asked.
“Oh yes! I just talked to Todd. He is fine telling me to tell you he misses you. Mike, he also told me to get off my butt and go fishing with you. Does the offer still stand?”
“Why yes of course it does! I would love to have some company!”
“Alright, when do we go?” I looked at the clock, seeing it was only 7 pm. “I’ll tell you what Clair, if you get the wine glasses out I’ll pop over.”
“Well, you know me, any excuse for a glass of wine! I have a new Marlow and I’ll get the glasses out.” I could hear the excitement in her voice as the phone went dead.
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I didn’t fuss too much with my just past shoulder-length very kinky curly hair sort of rolling it up into a knot on the top of my head. I stuck a few pins in it knowing as wildly curly as it was it was hopeless. I touched up my makeup, you know putting on some lip gloss. And I slipped on a summer dress that was just above mid-thigh in length leaving off any underwear.
Mike had never been anything but good to me. He was 51 and every bit as handsome as his son. He was in really great shape bicycling about 100 miles a week and still working hard in his construction company. He could be a bit of a flirt and truth be told I kind of liked flirting back some. Clair was a cute little rollie pollie pear-shaped woman that loved to cook, shop and do things at home. They were complete polar opposites but always seemed happy enough.
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As always I was met with hugs and as always I was happy to get them. Clair was already pouring the wine as we sat at the kitchen table. Mike grinned “You have no idea how happy you going camping with me makes me. I’ve been doing it alone for a lot of years so having you along to listen to my bad jokes will be nice.”
As we talked I asked him what I should bring. Of course, he said nothing but whatever it was I wanted to drink. Coke or wine or whatever was on me, he would bring his own beer. We talked about food and about what time we would leave on Friday and come back on Sunday. By the time I looked at the clock again, it was almost midnight.
I laughed “Crap you two! It’s almost the witching hour! I better get on my broom and go home to the cave before the pumpkins turn.”
We all laughed as I stood, hugging Clair tightly to me. Mike walked out to my truck with me, his arm going around my waist. “I think you will have a good time.” He kissed me lightly on the cheek giving me a squeeze. “I can’t wait.”
“I’m looking forward to it as well.” I looked past him at the trailer he and I had built “Are we taking the box?”
He chuckled “We are unless you want to sleep in the heat and on the ground.”
~
Let me take a step back here. Last winter I went with Mike and Clair to buy a Teardrop camping trailer. We looked at a few with Mike shaking his head. “It’s $14,500.00 for a box with a radio, a heater and AC. I can make that at home.”
 About a week later I had been told to come to breakfast on Saturday. When I got there, Mike had a small trailer pulled back into his heated garage. As we ate, he told me of his plane to build the camper. Clair just smiled when I looked at her “Nope not me. Fuck that! It’s cold, it’s dusty and I don’t want anything to do with it,” She smiled “Other than keeping you both in hot cocoa and feeding you, I’m out.”
So for the next few weekends, I was out in the garage helping Mike with his camper. It gave me something to do and I found I enjoyed it, not only the work keeping my mind off other things but I found a new, well I had formed, um..what should I call it. A new closeness to Mike. He helped me make and send videos of our progress to Todd, who loved it. And then it was done.
I would never tell a soul that I missed my time with Mike, in fact, I missed it a lot. I guess he filled the void of not having Todd around and I really like spending all of those hours with him.
And now standing next to my truck just a little drunk and looking at the trailer I turned my gaze to him. “I have missed our time alone together.” I went up on my toes and for some reason kissed him softly on the lips “And I'm looking forward to our little trip.” 
He kissed me back whispering “me too.”
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Tuesday I got a text from Todd “Babe going in-country for at least 15 days. As you know, there will be no contact until I get back. I know dad is as lonely as you are so have fun on your camping trip. Kisses”
A little sadly I sat thinking “What the fuck did that mean he is as lonesome as me. He has Clair.” But as the morning went along the more I thought about it the more I understood. Mike spent countless days off by himself. I thought about Clair, she did things with some older girlfriends and that left Mike out most of the time and it was just like building the camper, she wanted nothing to do with it.
I sent Mike a text “So just where are you whisking me away to Mr.?”
M “I am thinking of Colorado Bend, State Park.”
ME “So does this place have all of the amenities of a high-class spa and resort?”
M “um..no.”
Me: “LOL I was afraid of that.”
M “This is the first time you have ever texted me. I like it.”
I chuckled to myself, “It’s also the first time I have said I would go spend 3 days and 2 nights alone in the wilderness with you.”
M “Haa, I can’t wait for that either. I never asked. Can you bait your own hook?” 
Me: “Yes silly boy. I’m not scared of a worm.”
M “lol cool.”
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I went shopping, got a new one-piece swimsuit. It was french cut with the sides being open up to a strap at my breasts but it had a full butt panel so while it was sexy I would not be overexposed in it. Some new leggings to sleep in, a few halter tops and a couple of pairs of new lycra volleyball shorts to wear out fishing. As I shopped I saw a really skimpy bikini and took a picture of the manikin wearing it with my cell. I sent Mike the pic “What if I wore this?”
M “Um...well if I didn’t have a stroke, I’d love it.”
Me: “Lol I bet you would.” Looking at it thinking “maybe” I bought it.
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Thursday I text Mike “ I took the day off tomorrow so whenever you want to leave just let me know. I’m packed and ready.”
M “Cool! How about I pick you up at about 9. It’s close to a 3-hour drive...um Michele..um I really do like your texts.”
 As silly as it sounds I thought I could feel that he really was lonely.
 Me: “Good, I like having someone to talk to as well. See you at 9.”
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The night before I had asked Clair if she fixed snacks and stuff for Mike’s trips. When she told me no I smiled into the phone “Alright then I’ll make us up something. And listen Clair thanks for letting me go with Mike.”
 “Don’t be a silly girl. Of course, I’m happy you’re going with the old goat. I worry some about him out in the places he goes all by himself. He ain’t no kid you know.”
”9 am I was sitting on the front steps. I had my backpack with my clothes in it and a small play cool ice chest with a few soft drinks and other snacks in it also ready to go. I found I was excited as I sat on the front porch waiting. I smiled to myself thinking about how hard I had tried, in fact very hard to be ready so he didn’t have to wait on me when he pulled up.
As the truck and trailer rolled to a stop in front of my house I saw him kind of do a double-take when I stood showing that my long legs were bare up to my short volleyball shorts. I had on flat sandals and an almost too small for my 36c halter top. My kinky curly hair was loosely piled up on top of my head and I had on just a hint of makeup. I watched his eyes follow me as I walked to the passenger side of the truck and opened the door. “Hi.” I smiled as I tossed my backpack into the back seat and slipped the play cool in on the floor of the truck. 
He smiled “Mornin,” He pointed to my feet “U..you did bring some better shoes right?”
“Yes, sir I did.” I had seen him looking at my feet a few times in the past and reached down pulling off one of my sandals holding it up “These are just for traveling and around the camp. I hate flip flops so these will do.” 
I saw his eyes lingering on my foot. “Yes they will.” he smiled “All set?” His eyes came up to meet mine
With my seatbelt on I grinned at him “Yup, let her rip tater chip!”
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Mike had been right. It was a full 3 hour trip to the river camp located at the top of Lake Buchanan. We talked of fishing, of my work, his work, his photography, and kayaking while we were out on the river. He gave me a sideways look “Will you mind if I photograph you while we are out here.”
I had let him photograph me some as we had built the trailer and of course the normal Halladay snaps but I somehow felt this was different. I didn’t answer, I just kind of smiled because we were pulling into the campgrounds. “You just watch where you're driving.”
We pulled up to the ranger’s office and pay window and as Mike and the ranger talked I saw a public restroom. I’d had to pee for a while and as the 2 men talked of a good campsite I got out of the truck to walk to the restroom. I could feel both of their eyes on my tight ass as I walked the couple of hundred feet to the toilet. Once I had peed I looked in the mirror as I piled and pushed my wildly curly hair back up knowing it would not be long and the curly stuff would work its way loose. Acting as though I didn’t notice them both watching my boobs jiggling on my chest as I walked back to the truck, I felt my just off pink nipples turn hard as stone as I got in.
Mike was smiling as he got in. “You made quite an impression on that ranger, their young lady.”
I gave him a frown acting stupid. “I don’t know how!”
Mike laughed, “Okay.”
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The spot Mike had picked out was almost right under an Old Native Texas Oak Tree and it gave a lot of much-needed shade. Mike smiled “Just sit tight for a moment” and I watched impressed at how easily he put the trailer right where he wanted it. With the truck shut off, he grinned at me “Well so far so good!”
With his direction we quickly got the little camp set up with a plastic folding table set right next to the trailer. I put the butane cook stove on it as he pulled out a couple of large ice chests along with the one I brought with coke and wine in it and set them in the shade. He pointed off to a small building about 100 yards off “That's the outhouse so I bought this for you.” He put what was plainly a portapotty on the ground by the truck “If you have to pee that's the place. If you have to poop let me know and we can line it with a plastic bag. Babe that's truly an outhouse in every sense and its stinks.”
I had to smile and was flattered at him trying to protect me “Thanks Mike.” I felt myself blush.
Now the camp was all set up except for getting the firewood out of the truck bed. I stood beside it as he handed me a bunch of cut wood offs from his work. “So if I say ok and let you shoot my picture half dressed as I am” I looked up at him “Mike, who would see them?”
He stopped moving the wood and looked at me, “No one but you and me. I’ll let you have a copy of everything I shoot and if you want to share some with Todd you can pick and choose. But not even Clair for the most part will ever see them.”
Now I was smiling as I sat out another arm full of wood sweat running down my chest and between my boobs. “So if no one but you and I see them why do you want to take them?”
He handed me the last of the wood and moved to sit on the truck tailgate watching me as I put it in the pile “Well my photography is kind of a personal thing. It’s hard to describe” his eyes searched my face “Honestly Michele I don’t know that I can describe it. Um … it’s like if you let me take your picture all hot and sweaty looking so very sexy, you are giving a piece of yourself to me. I take that, putting it in my heart and it becomes mine.” he chuckled “I’m a selfish man. I don’t like to share what has been given to me.”
I kind of looked down at myself covered in dust and dirt from the wood with sweat running in streaks through the dirt “And you think I look sexy like this?” I asked kind of incredulously.
“Stunningly so.”
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This far North and West we were right on the edge of what would be called West Texas. It was dry and hot being just at 100* and as I moved more into the shade the cool off the river with the water going slowly past drew me to it. Looking at Mike I laughed saying  “Fuck! You worked me like a dog! Now I know why you brought me.” I laughed started to walk towards the water “And now as dirty and sticky and yuck as I am.” I pointed to the water “I’m going to go down and wash some of this off of me.”
He smiled while picking up his camera “Alright I’ll walk down with you.”
Me being a 100* and the water being about 70* my nipples popped out like 2 little rockets as I walked out into the almost mid-thigh deep slowly moving water. I found a boulder that was big enough to come almost to the river's surface and held my breath because of the cold sitting on it. “FUCK!” It almost took my breath away. But it was only a moment or so and the water was running deliciously over my body after it had adjusted to the cool of it. Looking around the campgrounds as I turned on my bolder so I was facing upstream I saw one other tent. My gaze went to Mike, the cups of my halter had filled up with sawdust and dirt as I unloaded the firewood, and still looking at Mike I opened the front closing hook and slipped it off. As I rinsed it out I looked over to the shore finding that Mike was now standing in the water about 15 feet from me with his camera just snapping away.
Looking at me as he rested his camera hand on his shoulder I knew to keep it as far from the water as he could, he laughed. “I have never seen so much of a woman and yet seen so little. For the life of me I don’t know how you got your top off, washed it out and then sat there and got it all done underwater. Very sexually I might add.”
“So are you saying you want me to stand up and show you my boobs?” I half laughed.
His face got very serious “Michele I’m so happy to have you out here with me if you covered yourself in a nun's habit I wouldn't care. You do what you want to do.”
I smiled at him as I leaned back wanting to get my hair wet and rence the dust out of it. I knew that my boobs might come out of the water but acted all innocent about it feeling them come about half out of the water. Now with my hair washed out, the sand and wood out of my top I put it back on and stood. I pulled the front of my shorts out letting the moving river water wash down through them. I knew I was giving Mike a show but I was making sure to not look at him as I did it. All cool and refreshed I stood there and for a few minutes I let him shoot away before I started walking back to the shore.
The rest of the afternoon I spent farting around in our camp just piddling around.
~
It was just about an hour before dark and the first night's meal was going to be hamburgers. I watched as Mike got our fire started. We hadn't talked much after I had rinsed off in the river and I hoped I had not upset him. “What can I do to help?”
He looked up at me smiling, “You can make the burger patties.” He pointed to the ice chests “The meat is in the blue one.”
I got the meat out and went to the table “1 or 2 burgers for you?”
“I’m thinking 2. We haven't eaten much today and I’m starving.” He got a cast iron pan out of a storage compartment in the trailer saying “You haven’t said much this afternoon.” He set the pan on a steel great he had set over the fire.
With the patties ready I carried them over to him on a paper plate. “I was just thinking the same thing about you. I hope I didn’t upset you by washing off as I did.”
“God no. I thought maybe it was you upset. Look, Michele, I’m running deep in water that has dark holes in it. I’m afraid and confused and don’t want to step into a place where I’m over my head.” He plopped the meat in the pan and it instantly started to sizzle “You’re not the first beautiful woman I have ever photographed but you are the first that has ever meant anything to me.” He looked up at me “Do you know what I'm saying?”
“Mike” I moved over out of the fire smoke “I know this is a little weird. But look, we are both adults.” I put my hands out to him in an ok gesture “Babe if something is not going like I think it should I’ll be the first in line to tell you. I do know how to say no.”
Now he was turning the meat as I got chips and a beer for him and a coke for me. It all came together so quickly and I was shocked at how fast the meat was cooked in the open fire. And it tasted delicious!
We talked about how not even a 100 yards down the river it deepened and he told me what he liked to do was drift down one shoreline for a while, have lunch then paddle back up to camp. He said he would sometimes put out drop lines on the way back leaving them out all night. Pointing to the two-person kayak he said “I have the front seat turned so it sets backward. It makes more room on the boat for stuff. I can turn it to face the front if you think it will be easier to fish.”
I smiled “No it’s fine. That way you're not talking to the back of my head and if I decide to just stretch out and enjoy the sun it will be easier.” I learned as we built the trailer Mike's taste in music ran from Mexican ballads to hard-driving rock and roll with some semi-classical tossed in. His mix disk was playing softly in the background. I smiled at him in the light from the fire “I didn’t think I would enjoy this quite so much. Thanks for bringing me.”
He laughed his rough laugh coming from deep in his chest. “I only fear I’ll scare you off and you won’t come with me anymore.”
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As is typical in the desert the hot ass day had turned quite cool by the time we decided to turn in. “I brought some leggings and a cropped t-shirt to sleep in. Is that okay?”
Setting back almost in the dark Mike chuckled, “I’m going to be in my boxers. So whatever.”
I moved over to the 4x8 foot square piece of carpet Mike had put down at the little box trailers door. I had my back to him as I pushed off my shorts and then worked my leggings up. I turned and could see him watching me in the dim light of the trailer as I took my halter off and stood topless as I got my half t-shirt shirt out and slipped on. “I know this covers nothing.” I said as I walked back over to him “But I can say I made the effort.” I sat next to him back out of the smoke and opened a bottle of my wine cooler. “It’s like I said we are both adults, and I have kind of been thinking about our little trip out here.” I reached over and put my hand on his arm and he looked from the fire to me. “What happens out here with you and I need to stay just that, between you and I. Mike, I’m not a shy woman, I don’t care if you see me however you see me and I don't care if I see you however I see you.” I pointed to the box “We are after all going to be sleeping very closely together in a very small space.”
He held his hand out to me and I shook it “Clair is a good woman, she really is, but damn we are so very different. Don’t misunderstand when I say I’m a 3 times a day man married to a every once in a while woman. I love her with all my heart, we just kind of float around in two different worlds.” He shook his head “That made no sense at all. He laughed.
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The trailer is fairly self-contained with solar lights and even 30 gallons of freshwater. But it got very dark once inside and the lights went out. I had slipped in with Mike coming in behind me. Now stretched out under a light sheet I knew sleep would come quickly. It was almost a whisper as Mike moved to his side facing me, his head on his pillow saying. “You know Todd is like his mom when it comes to camping and fishing.”
I turned to face him. I don’t know why but I took his hand in mine as I said, “No I don’t guess I knew that.” again not knowing why I pulled his hand up and kissed it “Then I guess it’ll still be just you and me on these little trips.” I pulled his hand into me and…i was a sleep
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It was just getting light when I felt him move. Somehow during the night, I don’t know if we got cold or what, but Mike was spooned up tight to my back. “You need some room?” I started to pull away. 
His arm tightened around my waist. “Shhhh.”
I relaxed back into him, then my eyes flew open! I felt he was hard behind me and it was huge if that's what it was! I laid there with him and I did enjoy our closeness but my mind was on his dick. I finally couldn’t stand it and pulled away looking back at him in the dim light coming through the windows. “Fuck it’s huge.” I moved climbing over him “I have to pee. Be right back.” Outside I pulled my leggings down smiling “Todd sure as fuck didn’t take after you!” I thought “And how did I not know about that?” I asked myself as I pulled my leggings up and slipped back into the trailer and bed. He was still on his side as I lay back, closing my eyes.
When I next looked up at him he was sitting with his back leaning on the trailer wall. “God you’re beautiful.”
It was then I realized my half top was pulled up and my breasts were both fully exposed.
I felt the heat in my cheeks as he took a few pictures of me.
“You're sweet.” I rose up taking the camera from him. I took my sharp thumbnail and pushed it through the guest in the crotch of my leggings as I pushed him down onto his back. His lips found mine as I pulled him over onto me, I was more than ready as his dagger slipped easily into my very wet sheath. The first time was frenzied fast and hard with both of us crying out about the same time. But a few minutes later our lovemaking was long and slow with us both exploring each other until he again slid that monster deep into my belly. I moaned in response as I quickly reached the top of the hill, but Mike kept pace for some time making sure I came several more times. Then from deep in the chest, he grunted. I smiled at the wet heat as I held him into me to enjoy it as he emptied himself for the second time.
We lay in each other's arms for some time kissing softly as we caught our breath, “You cook bacon like you cook a hamburger?”
“Yes,” he laughed his face in my breasts.
“Then I better get the fire going because I'm starving.”
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My eyes opened when I felt Mike move. I was on my back and my top pulled up but there was no hole in my tights, just wet pussy, very wet pussy. I blushed looking at Mike as he let his eyes run over me. Shit, I must have dozed back off. It was much brighter outside than the first time when I felt him moving. “I’ll go get the fire started and coffee on.” He moved to the camper’s door and laughed softly as he looked back at me, his eyes running over my still bare breasts “You snore. Did you know that?” He was still laughing as he stepped out and closed the door.
“Crap it had been a dream. But it was so real!” My hand slipped between my thighs, my thumb bumping into my blood-filled clit making me gasp “God it was so real!” I shuddered, gasping “HUGHhhh!” as I softly came on my hand. It wasn’t much but it would have to do.
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I went through fixing eggs and bacon, drinking coffee and getting ready to go fishing like I was in a trance. In my mind, I kept feeling that hard cock on my butt. “Shit!” I thought “Todd has been gone a long time, such a very long time.” I closed my eyes, slowly shaking my head. And I must have moaned “MICHELE!” I snapped out of it looking at Mike “Are you alright?”
“Yes, yes I’m sorry. I just seem to have a lot on my mind.” I looked at him, “I bought two swimsuits. The one I sent you the picture of and a not-so sexy one. You pick.”
I saw his face go pink “Um … I was..a.kinda hoping you would wear what you have on.” His eyes ran over me “Your leggings are almost sheer and that top loves to play hide and seek with your breast.” He looked away “I’m sorry Michele I know your my son’s wife and I shouldn’t look at you like that but damn woman your so beautiful and I am just a man,” He looked me in the eyes whispering “Holy fuck girl. You are all women!”
I felt myself go red in the cheeks as I reached over to him. I put my hands on his arms as I stepped in close, so close my nipples grazed his chest “Mike,” I felt myself frown “I guess I’m as bad as you are because I like you looking at me.” And from that point on he did look both with his camera and his eyes.
The day turned out to be amazing. We fished. I posed in some not so lady-like ways in the kayak all the while keeping my leggings on. He pulled us up onto a sandy beach where we had lunch and I took my half t-shirt off and swam in nothing but my leggings as he photographed it then swam with me. Later back in camp we BBQed a couple of nice stakes and fried up some potatoes in that ever-handy cast iron pan.
It was just past dark and we were sitting by the fire, “And by the way asshole, talk about the pot calling the kettle black,” I snorted a long snore and began to laugh as beer came out of his nose when he cracked up. It was just one of those things that happened I guess in the fun and closeness of the day. I got up from my stool and moved to him, sitting back in a camp chair. I sat in his lap, my head going to his chest as his arms went around my waist. “I've had more fun today than I have had in years.” I had said it very softly not knowing if he even heard me.
“Me too.” His hand moved up and down my naked back under my shirt and I snuggled in close to him. “Are we doing ok?” He asked.
I looked up into his eyes and kissed him very tenderly. “I’d have to say just about perfect.”
~
That night when we went to bed there was no shyness as he snuggled up to my back. The next morning when we woke I was all twisted over him and I slipped down next to him, his arm around me as we snuggled. His lips came to my ear “I want..” 
I moved to put my fingers on his lips “Shhh … I know, so do I.” I pushed him onto his back, “Let’s go make coffee.”
As Mike started breakfast I slipped over and put the very skimpy swimsuit on. I walked out from my hiding place beside the truck “What do you think?”
He looked at me for a long moment. “I wanted you too for you to wear that.”
I smiled “Then what would you like?”
“More.” He laughed, “I’d like you to wear it on the drive out of here today.”
We messed with each other stopping here and there and some playing grab-ass as we loaded up for the trip home. Then I sat right close to him on the long ride home, his hand resting on my thigh most of the way. Once at the house he carried in along with my half of the fish and helped me get it in the freezer. He washed his hands, dried them and stepped to me, taking me in his arms. “I don’t know what’s happened. I don’t know what will happen but I do know that I’m going to Lake Texoma the weekend after next and I am hoping you will be going with me.”
I took his face in both my hands as I went up on my tiptoes and kissed him firmly on the lips. His tongue darted between my lips and I melted into him. “Whoo!” he stepped back.
I smiled at him, "What do I need to bring?”
~
The next few days were just normal, or so I thought. Clair called me at work. “I got some of the catfish y’all caught all laid out for supper.”
I laughed into the phone. “It was mostly Mike who did the catching. I just did the beached whale thing and basked in the sun.”
She chuckled into the phone “He said you were pretty much tan all over.”
“Well close.” I frowned into the phone “Clair is it a problem? If it is, I won't go next week.” I was still frowning into the phone “You know he asked me.”
“Yes, I know and nope not a problem in the least. Just get that tan butt over here so I can feed it.”
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We had dinner and Mike was just Mike and I tried to be just me but Clair didn’t miss a thing. I ate catfish until I thought I would pop, then we moved out back onto the deck. “I’m glad to see you two grow close.” Mike gave her a sideways look “You have always been kind of on edge with each other. I was always waiting for the fight.” she looked at Mike then to me “It’s nice to see us closer as a family.”
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With a little wine buzz, I fell right asleep...It was dark. I was laying in my volleyball shorts almost asleep when I felt his lips on the back of my neck. I let out a soft moan as his hand came around under my shirt cupping my breasts, my nipple slipping between his fingers. He pinched and pulled on it as he nipped at my ear whispering “ok?”
I found myself pushing my shorts down as his steel-hard shaft found its way between my girl lips. It seemed as though I sucked him into my sex as I cried out, “AAaaaa!”
I jumped with my eyes coming open! It was another dream, “Shit!” I whispered as I opened the drawer next to my bed and pulled out my wand.
I closed my eyes as it touched me. It was Mike that came to me as the wand took over. I was gasping his name as the magic of the vibrator quickly did its job! “Aha ohhhh Mike!” I hissed as I fell back.
~
I texted him the next day “Mike are you alright?”
M “It was you I was worried about.”
Me: “We didn’t do anything wrong.”
M “No we didn’t…”
Me: “I know. I’m having my mom and dad over for BBQ Saturday. You want to come?”
M “Yes, that would be nice.”
Me: “I’ll call Clair.”
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It was 11 pm Thursday before leaving on Friday’s fishing trip with Mike when my computer chimed. I was sitting on the bed reading and a smile came to my lips as I pushed the call button. Todd’s face came onto the screen all sunburnt and handsomely tan. “Hey babe!” I started to take my top off “Nope I got a room full. We are only in camp for tonight and out in the morning.”
 “I’m glad you're alright.”
He smiled “Right as rain. Dad said you and he had a great time and you are going with him again in the morning?”
 Now I laughed “We did have fun and yes I’m looking forward to the weekend.”
“Michele it’s good after all these years he has someone to play with. I’m like mom in thinking fuck all that and a bag of chips, if it’s not a 5 star I ain’t going.” I saw him look around “And sure as fuck not if it’s sandy!” He laughed looking at something going on to his side “Babe they are calling me I gotta go. I love you!” And the screen went blank. 
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9 am I was sitting on my porch waiting as the truck rolled to a stop. I was like a little kid excited as I slipped our snack ice chest to the floor on the passenger side and sat with the gear shift between my legs. Mike got in running his hand up my thigh “Clair sends her love.”
 “And Todd sends his as well.”
We were moving “Yup I got a text from him. He sounded good.” He gave me a sideways glance then looked back at the road “I also got a text from my girlfriend. She sent me a picture of her as she was sitting topless on the floor making something. Do you know what it was?”
Looking up at him I asked “So am I your girlfriend or was it from some other woman?” as he drove us onto the freeway.
“I hope you are. I want you to be.”
“What I was making is a surprise and girlfriend sounds fun.” I smiled “So are we going steady?”
“Um..yes.” ~
It was another 3 hour trip up to the lake and as we went we again talked of 100s of different things, us and our relationship not being one of them. I had worn my almost sheer leggings and of course a halter top. We stopped for fuel and I had to pee. When I started to use the restroom “Michele.” I stopped looking at him and he tossed me a jacket. I smiled, slipped it on, went in and did my thing. When I got back I gave him back his jacket as I walked around the truck washing its windows. We both noticed a couple of truck drivers getting a good look and I was smiling as we pulled out and back onto the highway. 
Once we were on the interstate again he looked at me. “I love it when you’re dressed like you are but when you’re not with me you need to cover up. One of those truckers grabs you and the next thing you know you’re freshly butt fucked and hopefull still alive when in a small town in Idaho he pushes you out on the side of the road.”
“Okay, I get it and you're right.” I leaned into him and kissed his cheek softly. “I’ll be more careful.”
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It was about 3 pm when we got to the lake and just like last time Mike had it down so that within an hour we were setting up to make supper. As he was frying Potatoes and spam to make something he swore I would love I got out his surprise.
I had it wrapped up in a plain paper bag “This is what that topless girl was doing the other night.” 
His face lit up as I gave him the bag “She sure has nice boobs.” he looked at the bag “Should I open it?”
“Yes you should open it silly and if you play your cards right that girl might show them boobs to you later.”
He opened the bag slowly looking into it thinking it was clothes I was sure. He pulled the 8 pieces of cloth out looking at them and the light came on “Curtains! You made us Curtains!” He looked at me smiling. “This is pretty awesome!” He looked at the cooking food. “I’ll put them up later.”
“I’m glad you like them. I thought we needed them with me laying there mostly naked with anyone able to come walking by.”
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We ate and he was right. I had enjoyed a fried spam sandwich with an egg on it very much. The soft yellow yolk mixed with the potatoes nicely. I looked at him “I dreamed we made love.” I hitched a bare shoulder, “I guess that's the turd in the mix. I want you, I want you in me.” I moved to him, putting my paper plate in the fire. I put my arms around his neck as I pushed my breasts hard into his chest. “I want you to take me to our box and to do anything you want to do to me. I want you to make love to me and I want to feel you cumming deep in my belly.”
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Almost instantly he had me up in his arms carrying me to the trailer. I was already mostly naked and was completely nude by the time he got me in the box. His boxers were off as he came to me and soon enough I had his lovely 9-inch manhood in my hands. His lips were everywhere on me, my nipples, neck then down over my tummy until they came to rest on my sex. 
It came on me so fast I could only hold his head to me trembling as his tongue found its mark. I cried out “OH FUCK I’M, Aaaaaa!”
He stayed with me until the trembling slowed then he kissed his way up moving between my widely spread thighs. I wanted him and whispered, “oh yes.” as I reached down, taking him in my hand pulling him until he found my opening. He was slow, I knew he did not want the monster that was him to hurt me “Oh god Mike push!” I heard myself cry out!
Moaning he did going in until he was balls deep in my belly, deeper than anyone had been before. “Oh god yes OH!” He began to move on me and my mind seemed to shut down, I was suddenly in climax! All I could do was gasp “Yes oh yes Hungama oh god yess!” as I came on him over and over. I had up until then never felt anything like it as he moved in my convulsing sex!
“‘I’m gonna to cum!” He whispered and I felt him start to pull back. My legs went behind his trapping him in me “Yessss!” unggah huh oh yes cum in me!”
It was his turn and grunting “GRumps! OH, GOD!” And I felt the white-hot wet heat of it as rope after burning hot rope of his spunk spilled into me!
“Ohhh! aaaaa!” I cried out one final time before I fell back letting his weight hold me down, keeping me in place. He stayed on me kissing me whispering softly to me, “oh honey. oh my sweet babe!” And when he grew soft, slowly slipping out of me he moved off but didn’t let me go. He was still holding me tightly to him like I might jump up and run away. After a while, I looked smilingly into his face and I kissed him. “I’m thirsty.”
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Saturday after breakfast we took off out into the lake and back up into a cove Mike had wanted to fish in. I wore an almost transparent thin white cotton top and white nylon almost sheer granny panties. “As I was putting our lunch and drinks in the kayak Mike started laughing “What?” I stood looking at him.
He was putting the waterproof camera case in the small boat “If anyone had ever told me that a white top and granny panties could look that fucking hot and sexy I would have called them a liar.”
I smiled at him “Why thank you, kind sir.” I pointed around “I wanted to look good for you but not like a slut. So wearing this I think if anyone looking from let's say 20 or 30 yards away they wouldn’t see anything.” I grinned at me and struck a pose “How ever when you're up here all up close and personal, well you and your camera should be happy.”
And he was. We fished and he took 100s of pictures of me on the shore in the water and the boat. When we got back to camp and were pulling the kayak up onto the shore a Game Warden walked up. Of course I was still in my white top and panties but I acted like he wasn’t there going about getting things out of the boat and taking them to the truck. I was very aware that the whole time he was talking to Mike, looking at his fishing license and the fish, he was also looking at me. “Mam I need to see your license as well.”
I smiled my sweetest smile “I have it in my bag right here.” as I leaned into the boat my butt pointed at the 2 men. I knew the nylon in my panties would draw tight across my bottom and that while they would not be sheer it would be damn close. I stood up my nipples hard as stone in my light shirt, “Here ya go.” I was smiling as I handed him the paper.
He took it, looked at it then smiled at me and said “Everything looks fine.” He gave me the license back looking at Mike “Y’all have a nice day now.”
Mike waited until he was down the shoreline and was talking to another fisherman and chuckled, “I hope he enjoyed that as much as I did.” 
~
It was much later that night after Mike had made sweet and tender love to me when he said “Want to hear a really perverted fantasy?”
I smiled to myself thinking it was going to be something he might try and talk me into. “Sure”
“I think of Todd and Clair doing it.”
“What!” I sat up looking at him in the dim light of the moon coming in through the window. “What would make you think about that?”
He reached up pulling me back down into his arms. “I don't know they were just so close when he was little. I kind of thought it would change when he got into junior high and high school. But it didn’t.” I snuggled down into Mike’s chest, my breast pushing into him as the thought of Todd up behind his mom pushing his cock into her danced around in my mind. 
Mike went on “I guess when I really started thinking about it he was his senior in high school. In my mind, it would be a Saturday night when I would catch them. I’d had truck trouble and once I got it going I was in such a foul mood that instead of going on to the lake I just turned around heading home from Lake Sam Rayburn. It would be about 10 or 10:30 when I walked in the back door. I could hear them talking and started to the living room but hearing Clair moan I froze in the hallway. Knowing Clair I knew the sound she was making was unmistakable as one she makes during sex. I crept to the door and there she would be on him with him on his back on the floor. She was fucking herself on him and I was at once gutted. Here was my wife, the only woman I had ever loved not only fucking but liking it as she screwed our son to the floor.” Mike’s lips found my neck as he whispered, my hand slipping down to find him hard as a rock “Here she was the woman that I might get to put out once a month and she was just fucking the shit out of him!”
As he talked, I didn’t know what to do. So I moved over him taking him in my sheath setting on it so it was deep in my belly as he went on “I wanted to rush in and pull her off of him, I wanted to hurt them both, I wanted to scream “What the fuck are you doing! But I didn't. I was hard as stone as I took my cock out and stood there stroking it as I watched them. I came as he cried out and I knew he was emptying himself into his mother.
In my mind, I walked back out the back door and sat in my truck until the lights in the house went out.”
~ Rocking on him feeling his need in me I kind of slipped into his thoughts.“You knew all this time but you never said anything?” I sat up looking down at him as I ground my clit into his pubic bone “Is that what you and I are all about? Am I a revenge fuck to you?” I could feel him lengthen and swell in me “or do you really want it to happen? That's it,” I whispered, “isn’t it? You want them to do it!” He grunted under me “Mike you want to watch it as your son,” His hands went to my hips and he came pushing hard up into me “You want to watch him pumping her full of his seed!”
“Oh god Michele yes!” he whispered softly into my neck as I lay down on him.
I had not cum but I enjoyed him in me and held him kissing him softly as he again grew soft in me. When he slipped out I lay beside him, his arm under my head. “Pretty sick right.”
“Oh, Mike no. It's a fantasy and anything can happen in your mind. I guess as long as you're not hurting people physically everything is fair game when it’s in your head.”
~
We had loaded up and were on our way home. Me sitting close to Mike as always with the floor shifter between my legs, his hand resting on my thigh when I started talking.
     “We had a Great Dane. I was 13 when dad brought him home for my birthday. I named him Tom. I don’t know why, but I guess he just looked like Tom. So anyway he and I became inseparable. If I wasn’t at home he was with me and if you were a friend and didn’t like it you were gone and Tom was still with me. One afternoon I was on the floor watching TV when this monster dog came and stood over me. As he stood there his long thick cock slid out of its sheath and with him over me it was all I could see, and it was huge. Well of course I kind of shooed him off me and being the girl I am or I was getting a really good look at it. I never did anything with Tom but I did love to watch him get hard and I always wondered what it would have been like to let him mount me.” I looked at the lump in Mike’s shorts then up to his face “So now we both know a fantasy.”
~
Mike and I kept up our camping trips and remained lovers over the next few months and then Todd came home. Of course, he and I screwed all over the house for the first few days, but then the newness of him being home wore off and we got into normal life.
I missed the first camping trip after Todd came home but the next week I got a text from Mike.
M “Want to see if Todd will let you come camping with me next weekend?”
MW “Oh yes very much so. I’ll talk to him.”
Of course, Todd said yes saying it would give him time to spend with his mom.
The following Friday I was sitting on my porch wearing my volleyball shorts and halter top with Todd sitting next to me waiting when the truck pulled up. He went out talking to Mike as I put my stuff in the back seat and got in on the passenger side.
We had been on the road heading to Canyon Lake when I said “Mike I am not on the pill anymore.” He just smiled.
The pictures below were all taken at Hippy Hollow on Lake travis here in central Texas
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dunkingtruth · 1 year
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FISH HEADS FISH HEADS ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS
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dynamoe · 1 year
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weird menorahs on the internet.
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This one's almost elegant. Dali-esque and yet trief.
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fish heads. fish heads. rolly-polly fish heads.
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"The AA Meeting"
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Mr. Potatohead style + your daughter's sticker book.
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She's got legs... In the old Penn Station (which was gross), there used to be a tiny story that just sold novelty printed tights (cheap and nasty, wear once and they'd tear). This would be the window display (without the lightbulbs... tightbulbs)
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I took a fish head out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.
Rolly polly fish heads are never seen drinking capucinos in Italian resturants with Oriental women.....yeahhh
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I was going insane trying to find this one, because it's where I remember seeing this video for Fish Heads before, but looking up Turkey TV just gets me Turkish stuff.
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Unrelated but also my first exposure to Dana Carvey
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he's been doing this bit for so long and I still sing it every time I'm choppin broccoli
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stonerzelda · 2 years
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fish. Heads! Fish. Heads, rollie pollie fish, heads <3
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slicedcat · 2 months
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Fish men! Fish men! Rolly Polly fish men!
His name is Turd and his favorite activity is breathing! 🐟 🫁
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I painted this just to have an excuse to listen to the “Fish Heads” song on loop.
Wanna see the reel? Visit me at crows_and_combs or the.greylag.art on Instagram.
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winterdeepelegy · 5 years
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Plush Namazu heads now available on Crane Game Toreba.
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kingapathyiii · 5 years
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when spotify autoplays fish heads for you... you know it’s dissociation time
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rhyolight · 3 years
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What being a system is like at 5am
Ty and Lily: FISH HEADS FISH HEADS ROLLY POLLY FISH HEADS FISH HEADS FISH HEADS EAT THEM UP YUM
Me: it’s too early for this kind of chaos just let me go back to sleep
Ty: it’s never too early for chaos!
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typhlonectes · 4 years
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Winner, Winner, Fish Head Dinner (for a Giant Deep Sea Isopod):  2019 Southeastern U.S. Deep-sea Exploration
This giant isopod (Bathynomous giganteus) was seen snacking on a fish head (uh, yum?!) during Dive 11 of the 2019 Southeastern U.S. Deep-sea Exploration.
These deep-sea scavengers are close relatives of the pill bugs, rolly pollies, and sowbugs found in houses and gardens, but Bathynomus giganteus is much, much larger, growing up to a foot and a half in length. Although giant isopods have been known to exist for more than a century, we still don't know all that much about their biology or behavior, making capturing videos like this one incredibly important (and also really cool).  
Video courtesy of the NOAA Office of Ocean Exploration and Research, 2019 Southeastern U.S. Deep-sea Exploration.
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askthemist · 4 years
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DND with the Swordsmen: Potion seller
Kushimaru: a'ight, you're all low on provisions and some of you *stares at juzo's warrior and Jinpachi's swashbuckler characters*......got too drunk and started a civil war between not one...*deep sighs* but 3 small local villages....and some of you....*stares at Ameyuri and Zabuza* ....helped by selling weapons to all three villages to pit against one another....
Zabuza and Ameyuri: *fist bumps*
Kushimaru: anyway the only good thing about this is that collectively all of you have enough gold to go buy some supplies....at the expense of many unnamed casualties. The supply store is close and all of you enter. There's knick knacks and "God knows what's" in jars and shit. It's like a weird fusion between an oddity store and an apothecary. I have a list of items here that are available to you all. *Shows one piece of paper with very small print.*
Kisame: holyshit how many things are in the store?
Kushimaru: many.
Zabuza: ok how much is a new lock picking kit?
Kushimaru: mmmmm 4 gold.
Zabuza: mmmmmm nah too steep.
Kushimaru: *felt an aneurysm act up* ok...
Kisame: ok, what's the best potion for the next mission?
Kushimaru: weeeeelllll since you goobers are what you are...the potion that will best sute your mission is called "the grand potion". It does anything from healing to transfiguration and even gives miscellaneous abilities. The real irony of it all is that it's not that expensive....but....you'll have get it first.
Kisame: cool. I buy 8 of them.
Kushimaru: ok. *Rolls his DM dice* sorry. The potion seller says "my potion is far too powerful for you and I will not give."
Kisame: ?????
Juzo: hey what gives?
Kushimaru: this current NPC that you guys are interacting with is your next challenge, you have to get them to give you the potions without using brutality. You see the grand potions will only work if the current creator is alive and well. So you can't kill the NPC character in or cause them any form of harm.
Ameyuri: ....any sort of harm????
Kushimaru: yep, mentally, physically, sexually, emotionally, financially, and metaphorically.
Zabuza: how the f*** do you cause somebody metaphoric alarm?!?
Kushimaru: I don't know if you just sort of passive aggressively tell them to give them the potion?
Zabuza: f*** you in your Homebrew bs man....
Kisame: I don't know guys this does seem a little bit fair, I mean it's a potion that can do like four things or something.... I rolled to ask and politely to give me the potions and that I will offer any price.
Kushimaru: *rolls the d20* ....what's your charisma?
Kisame: ....9...with +2.
Kushimaru: nope. He doesn't give it.
Kisame: >:| well now he's being very unreasonable.
Zabuza: hmmm....can we trade something?
Kushimaru: .....no. it's gold or get the fuck out.
Kisame:..... I asked him again while complimenting how nice is shop is.
Kushimaru: *rolls* nah. Still no.
Ameyuri: okay how about this instead of just sticking around this annoying ass shop for a billion years... Why don't we get the person who has the highest charisma and diplomacy stats to do this???
Everyone: *stares at raiga*
Raiga: well if I must..... I asked him politely.
Kushimaru: *rolls* ......close but no. He says "my potion is FAR too strong, even for a band of warriors like your selves".
Raiga: I roll to give him..."the smolder"
Kushimaru: *rolls* ....close but no.
Raiga: .......strip down to my underwear and tell him that I'll whore myself for the potions.
Kushimaru: *rolls* ....well that's fucking amazing these dice aren't working. The potion seller says "even if your body looks supple and vulnerable, I shall not give you my potion for it is so powerful, that worlds may collide and chaos will reign"
Raiga: ......
Kisame: ok why don't we ask what we should do for the potions....
Kushimaru: ok he says "only a truly marvelous tune of the gods that create great blessings can ever convince me to give you the potion."
Raiga: I sing "Toto's Africa" to convince him to give me the potion.
Kushimaru:..........*rolls* nope, you pissed them off to the point that he now he's really not going to give it to you guys.
Everyone: ROLL TO KILL THE BARD!
Kushimaru: *rolls* nat 20.
Raiga: .... *Writes a "the 7th" on his hard name.* .......man I hate this song so much....
Kisame: what song?
Zabuza: if it's Kenny loggins I'm going to kill you irl.
Raiga: no...it's....*groans*....*writes the name of the song*
Kushimaru: *thinking if it's " Rolly Polly fish heads" he was going to allow Zabuza to fucking game end raiga IRL* ....WHY DIDN'T YOU SUGGEST THIS BEFORE?!?
Raiga: cus I'm not a Prince fan. I prefer Michael Jackson.
Kushimaru: ok the potion seller gives it to you guys after raiga plays "Eye to Eye" by Prince. He says "Ah yes the song of the gods! I shall give it to you".
Kisame: *equips the potions* C:
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