My first ever Mad Men Illustrated-related (but unofficial) limited edition art print is available for PRE-ORDER
10 x 10"
edition of 12
signed/numbered/stamped by the artist
A new illustration based on one of my first viral Mad Men illustrations from 2007, where office technology meets Martin Denny album cover
giclée printed by POV Fine Art Printing of Los Angeles
on archival Moab Entrada Rag Natural 190 paper
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Tumblr ♥s 1990s surly teen Master Billy Quizboy & Pete "Bleached Cobain" White ...but why a chicken-egg shirt?
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original 2021 illustration
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The Petesus Kylix
"χωρίζω τα μαλλιά μου από την άλλη πλευρά"
x-posted to instagram
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reference images from theoi.com
It's Greece, bay-bee... everybody gotta have PENIS!
a side view of a kylix, a terracotta drinking cup for wine.
I fell down a rabbit hole of the different ways red-figure Greek vase-painters depicted wings on creatures.
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Remember we get extra February this week.
Don't get thrown.
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He's been gone a whole year.
Featuring tracks “Jury is a Dickslap” and “Piazza, New York District Attorney”
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❤️❤️❤️ Eros!Billy for Valentines Day ❤️❤️❤️
I decided I hated the old head and tried to fix him.
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First try came out kind of horse-y. James Coburn mouth.
This one looks just bored. Bigger wings and laurels now.
Abandoned as unsalvageable. Stay a monkey. Never evolve.
Gross Billy.
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The Original. Weird head and bad layout... too much white space.
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Snapple on the downstairs sofa, circa 1995.
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illustration added to Tomorrow's Just Another Day, chapter 6: Getting drunk in her basement on vodka in a Snapple bottle and watching a weird-ass cult movie off a VHS
Billy had a different haircut by this point in the story (switched from the "skater cut"/"curtains" to "baby Conan" quiff by chapter 3) and he's described in the chapter text as wearing a pullover, so I can't even be accurate to the story I made up myself. Booo!
These little waitress-style dresses were very chic in the mid-'90s and everything was still plaid from the first half of the decade. (Grunge hangover.)
The white Peter Pan collar is a more subtle nod to the "kinderwhore" aesthetic (discussed earlier on this tumblr): twee "little girl" dress details on clothes for teen/adult women combined with "aggressive" accessories like combat boots & spikes.
One thing remains true. 1990s or 2020s: Peach Snapple Iced Tea— blecch.
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Billy Quizboy as the rabbit-toothed guitarist DAVE HILL of glam rock band SLADE— sporter of the worst bangs in rock n' roll history*— circa their 1973 Christmas #2 Merry Christmas Everybody**, which was covered as the annual Venture Bros holiday song this year by Pete White, Master Billy Quizboy, his mom and her lovers (the elderly superhero polycule).
→ hear the cover on KenPlume's youtube
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(I know with the orange hair/eyepatch he looks like Ziggy Stardust— the Quizboy:Slade ratio is a delicate balance.)
Merriest Twelfth Day of Christmas to you, to Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer and to Slade and anyone else still reading who gives a shit.
Slade is more of a British thing, really. They had a ton of British hits in the 1970s as a glam rock band, but didn't break into the US until the 1980s (when they replaced Ozzy Osborne at the Reading Festival) with Cum on Feel the Noize, pivoting to be more hard rock/metal.
Noddy Holder was more of the “face” of Slade (head to toe plaid, mutton chops, tophat covered in mirrors). I suspect the all-plaid outfit on Col. Gentleman in the Vbros cover art is a take on Noddy's look... or he ignored the brief and dressed as one of Scotland's own Bay City Rollers. Slade suffered from a lesser case of Cheap Trick syndrome, where every member dressed like they were in a different band. Dave dressed full spaceman-- face glitter, every variety of metallic fabric available (lurex, glitter knit, vinyl, lamé) in shades of silver. The other guitarist whose name I won't look up wore a red lurex suit (I guess that would be Pete's outfit in their cover band) which he had to keep replacing because he sweated so much on stage the fibers literally melted (one of the suits was preserved by the V&A on an episode of Secrets of the Museum)... No one cares about the drummer.
The only reason I know anything about Slade — I'm no rock trivia geek, I’m a comedy nerd — Slade was a constant punchline in 1990s Brit Comedy. Noddy appeared on Never Mind the Buzzcocks in the LaMar era. 1993 sketch show The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer had a recurring mini-sitcom “Slade in Residence” (the band living in a suburban home together, wearing their stage costumes, eating nothing but cup-of-soup, obsessing over monster truck rallies and— the key to their appeal to Vic and Bob, I imagine— whining in thick Black Country accents.)
Billy is my Covid muse and if he stars in the annual Christmas cover (he had only sung before on 2006's VentureAid; read poems on their take on the Beatles Fan Club records), it's not like I CAN'T draw something despite saying I was done with this shit. I promised you guys a *technically* Christmas Billy drawing and I *technically* delivered.
Now I'm gonna switch to drawing characters I own so I can finally make some money. Godblessuseveryone.
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*Dave Hill was just being a futuristic spaceman, those micro-bangs were the hottness on all the skater girls of the late 1990s. I even had 'em.
**Having the #1 song at Christmas is a big deal in the UK (as you may remember from the Bill Nighy segments from Love Actually) and the 1973 slug match between Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody and the eventual winner Wizzard’s I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday looms large in music trivia, to the degree that I was sure Astrobot Go was going to release a cover a day later of some other (more fan-favored) characters doing their version of Wizzard to rain on Billy et. al’s parade.
→ Wizzard
So which character dons the beard and harlequin eye facepaint to be the guy from Wizzard? Probably Hank, right?
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→ Nobody'sSweetheart on Instagram
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the compiled index of all Billy & White content here
(2021-2024)
A Billy & White Spin-Off (1990-2001)
→ → the expanded version on AO3
see also → Failures-of-Science on DeviantArt
→ Petesus Kylix
→ Chicken-Egg Shirt (redrawn)
→ Leap Year (½ redrawn)
→ Eros!Billy 💌 Valentines (redrawn)
→ Sing Along With Billy (redrawn)
→ A Good Day At the Library (redrawn)
🎄Billy in Slade
🎄Christmasplaining
→ The '90s Happened in Diners - ✱ with OC girlfriend
→ 💋 Lift And Kiss ✱
→ → 💋 No Kissing! 🍈 Only Melons
→ Snapple on the Sofa ✱
→ 🎠 Carousel ✱
→ 🌹Mothers Day🌹
→ 🌹🌹🌹Triple Threat🌹🌹🌹
→ Goodbye To Yesterday (flashback to 1989)
→ Boogie Board (flashback to 1989)
→ 🥞 Too Many Pancakes
→ 🍈 Melon
→ Squish Face ✱
→ One Tiny Doodle | Even Tinier
NOT DRAWINGS
→ Billy Plushies Online
→ I Lettered in Quizboy
→ Op-Ed "Never High-Five"
← 2022 Failures of Science index
ビリー・クイズボーイ(SD Chibi Billy)
Tarot: "The Fool"
Alasch Poor Yorick 💀 ← (sketch)
The Many More Moods of Billy Q & Pete White: Moods
🏳️🌈Pride Month: The Puppy Episode
First Anniversary of The Lost Years 🎂
Billy’s Robut Hand
Billy is Tired / Bathrobe Billy + Sketch/DSMIII
Looking Off
Mint-in-Box Talkin' Rusty + All Rusty Merch
Easter Billy Blasphemy
Father's Day Poem
🔞4th of July 🧨
← 2021 Failures of Science Index
→ ALL ASKS index
(Billy & White head canon/process Q&As)
→ jump to Failures_of_Science on AO3
💔 TOMORROW'S JUST ANOTHER DAY→ chapter index✱
📚 BOY GENIUS→ chapter index
🎄WHITE CHRISTMAS→ one-off 2022 Holiday Special
A Year with Li'l Master Billy (INDEX)
Halloween Doodle
Happy Easchter (2023)
⟶ 2022 LI'L BILLY
Lord of the Pies
What Christmas is ALL ABOUT
Trick-or-Treat (Li'l Billy's Rusty Venture Costume)
Debut Reboot
Magical Maschter Mischtofeleesch
Saturn Devouring His Son
Chatty Breakfast (animated)/ Breakfast with the King 👑
Halloween Pumpkin 2.0 🎃
Li'l Billy Aces the SAT 💯
A Machine for Baby
Sad Stretch for Ballet Billy 🩰
Happy Mother's Day, Rose 🥀
2021
⟶ Billy Goes To Prom
⟶ Very Rude
⟶ Back-to-School
⟶ My Weird Baby (very, very Li'l Billy)
⟶ Baby New Year 2022
⟶ Unfinished projects & commentary on them
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Does Li'l Billy believe in Santa?
Absolutely. 100%.
Young Master Billy has a tremendous IQ, got a perfect score on the SAT before Kindergarten, studied calculus at age 9, and graduated high school at 12, but Billy Quizboy— young and old— has trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality and believes good guys always win (fantasy, I repeat myself).
But his All-American (and govt-sponsored super hero) mom told him "Santa" was the secret identity of the President. So, through his childhood, Li'l Billy believed either Richard Nixon, Gerry Ford, or Ronald Reagan in fake beard was sneaking down his chimney
ASK YOUR OWN Qs
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More Li'l Master Billy
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This tumblr is essentially dead, but...
Tell me what I should draw in the comments.
If this gets over 25 comments/likes I'll do it. That's within the realm of possibilities. I have 110,000 followers, but technically, many of those accounts are dead or bots.
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Tumblr Radar featured this VERY OLD drawing of a kitten in a kilt, netting nearly 3000 new likes and reposts and comments. ↓
One comment asked if there was a print for sale. There are now, on Society6.
If you want more drawings of animals in outfits, visit my previous tumblr Hipster Animals.
Since 2020, I draw Billy Quizboy exclusively. Tumblr is for Quizboys.
have a transparent Adso ↓
My mother said if I drew Adso the kitten from Outlander it would probably go viral so I did
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now even tinier.
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tiny.
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I lettered in Quizboy
(I gotta get a varsity jacket for these.)
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on instagram, too.
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I didn't draw a new Halloween costume for Billy Quizboy or Li'l Master Billy, his flashback self, this year. (I retired from drawing Billies and been busy with new projects)
You'll have to settle for an idea from my sketchbook. Happy Halloween.
CONJECTURAL 'WEENOLOGIES
🎃 Molobilly Quiztease
🎃 Li'l Pumpkin
🎃 Rusty Venture Box Costume
🎃Ghost & Pumpkinhead
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Last month I uploaded the last chapter of Tomorrow's Just Another Day to AO3.
71,832 words, written between 5/2022 - 6/2023
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If you read any of this shit, thank you very much. I hope you got some entertainment out of it. I can now retire from my brief but intense career as fiction writer.
— THIS TUMBLR IS ALSO RETIRED —.
Tomorrow... follows Boy Genius:
54,414 words between 11/2021 - 2/2023
Boy Genius was meant to read like a (very long, unfocused) episode of the Billy & White spinoff show, had it existed. Tonally, it's in the sci-fi-through-mundanity Venture genre: a SuperScience convention paralleled with the culture of competitive boy geniusing. Billy's mother is the only other canon Venture Bros. character to appear.
Tomorrow is fan fiction in response to fan fiction. I never saw a Billy romance attempted so I wrote one. It's not slash or erotica— just '90s style indie film awkwardness. Not in the Venture Bros tone at all. There's no sci-fi element other than Billy's robot hand; no Venture content other than Billy's Rusty Venture memorabilia collection.
It's still a nostalgia wank. I go real deep on mid-1990s specifics.
Because the show came out so slowly over a long period of time (20 years!), the current generation of most-fired-up-fans are way younger than the creators or the characters. Each fan creates their own internal canon for the characters they love. They experience it through their own frame of references. Own it. Go on with your bad self. I GET IT! YOU DO YOU!
THAT SAID...
Seeing fan stuff saying like "Pete identifies as gamer ..something something playing Minecraft" "Billy buys import Vocaloid/Anime figurines" totally gives me whiplash. Because I'm an old. (Not as old as AstroBase Go and not as old as Conjectural Technologies but enough to know their references.)
My read on it— Venture Bros is a quintessentially a Gen X show and Gen X nerdery is a whole other animal. Being a weird dork manifested in a whole other way before widespread internet use and the current age of geek culture dominating pop culture. It was a shameful niche.
So, playing around in the '90s I got to define some of that old school dorkwad identity and I got to top-load it with every nostalgic element of the era I could think of (and research for even deeper cuts.) I was in high school then, so some of that shit is stamped on my brain.
I created an original character who I hoped would be interesting and flawed and believable for the era but most importantly funny playing off the characters fans would already know. (And then get rid of her when I was done, though I felt bad about it.)
Between the two stories, the only material I never found a use for was high school stories of 9-12 year old Billy meeting an inspirational (secretly alcoholic/crack-smoking) teacher, taking over the varsity Quizbowl Team, a battle of wills with his rival (the unctuous team captain with a McEnroe perm and temperment) and getting stood up by his prom date (Pretty in Pink situation where he is both Duckie and Andie).
if you've read all the way to the end of either story, please leave me a comment or send me an ask or DM or something. I wrote a hell of a lot of words (and drew way too many illustrations) on this fuckin' thing. Thanks.
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off into the sunset (in a universe where I didn't blow her up)
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