#roughly translates to

[gnashiingovteeth]

∞ 🫵🏻

Yo era tu vaso cuando tenias sed

Como en la mañana yo era tu café

Yo era una abeja y tú eras mi miel

Conectamos bien, te lo juro, bebé

[kyeomic]

NESTFEST DAY 2 – mark crying + penguin huddle

[plushieanimals]

pokemon center japan ✨ ぎゅっと抱くっしょん (hug me tightly)

[orineineris]

Thinking about Odysseus and how his character is interpreted and seen throughout history. How in every culture and time period he seems to change and transform based on cultural opinions. How for Homer he was a hero that suffered much, how in most of Euripides' plays he's a bad guy, and for some Roman authors he was horrible, his worse qualities heightened. And then there's the modern reception, where some of his worse traits are completely removed to make him more palatable to a modern audience that is not very familiar with the myths.

Think about epic the musical, how at first he is merciful and then changes. In the Odyssey he's totally different, he's ruthless since the beginning. The total switch in the perception of his character is truly fascinating! In fanon he's funny, he's a silly little guy, he's a little bastard and we love him for that. In canon he's a war criminal that damned an entire city for the riches, for the glory, for the wish of coming back home to his family.

I'm not here to criticize modern takes of him ( I reserve the blorbo tratement for him too), I just find it truly interesting how much he has changed in the eyes of the audience, how much he's still relevant after the Bronze Age. There's not just one Odysseus and he's not simply a soldier that wanted kleos, he's not simply a man that suffered much, he's not simply a man that just wanted to go home. He's all of these things and a lot more.

He's the man of many twistes and turns indeed.

[yukiire]

mammmmmmmmmmmon with that doggo meme going around twitter

[spicyet]

Sometimes I think about how different they are-- maybe they do too.

[serpentface]

WARDI TERMS OF ENDEARMENT

emense [ɛmɛnse] (eh-mehn-say)

Has meaning close to 'beloved' or 'darling'. "Ya emense" (meaning 'my beloved'/'my darling') is often contracted "y'mense".

bubuch [bubuk] (boo-bookh)

Somewhat of a nonsense word, basically ‘big-big’. Tends to either be used for small children or flirtatiously between adults (kind in between 'baby' and 'big boy' in functionality, though without gendered implications of the latter). Sometimes instead used as a form of intense condescension.

ya mache mes [ja mɑke mes] (yah mah-kay mace)

Functionally means "my other face", using the figurative word for face describing a concept of fundamental nature rather than anatomy. Very intense term of endearment, expresses the recipient as a core part of one's identity. Kind of equivalent to 'my other half' but not exclusively romantic.

ya tsitsima [ja ͡tsi͡tsimə] (yah tsee-tsee-muh)

Means "my blood". This term is used more broadly to denote familial relations, and is more of a term of endearment when used outside of actual biological relationship (calling your sister 'my blood' is just an intense way of saying 'my [relative]', calling a non-relative 'my blood' is VERY pointedly affectionate).

ya ungande [ja ungɑnde] (yah oon-gahn-day)

Often contracted to y'ungande, dead literally means "my liver" as in the organ. Ungande alone is also used as a food-based term of endearment, similar to 'honey' except instead with delicious organ meat.

anuje [ɑnudʒe] (ah-noo-jay)

Food based term of endearment, referring to a tree sap that is the most commonly used form of sweetener. Functionally identical to 'honey' in usage.

anu tlansekoma [ɑnu tlɑnsekoʊmə] (ah-noo tlahn-say-koh-muh)

This one actually means 'honey' (dead literally 'bee sweet'). Less common than 'anuje' as a term of endearment due to general cultural preference for anuje as a sweetener and the relative rarity of beekeeping.

inyagit [injəgit] (een-yah-geet)

Diminutive form of 'sun'. 'Ya inya' (my sun) occurs as well, but is less common.

y'mit agai [j'mit ɑgaɪ] (yuh-meet ah-gai)

Contraction of 'ya amit agai', 'my blue moon'. This specification is more common than a general 'my moon(s)' and is fairly loaded, given this particular moon is the site of the afterlife for the most honored dead. The phrase both suggests a sort of celestial beauty and a sense of being honored and finding rest in the recipient. This is a VERY intense and almost exclusively romantic term of endearment.

coutomara [koʊtoʊmɑrə] (koh-to-mahr-uh)

Means 'handsome' or 'beautiful', implies masculine attractiveness. (Dead literally closer to 'strong face'/'strong featured').

jaimara [dʒaɪmɑrə] (jaim-mahr-uh)

Means 'pretty' or 'beautiful', implies feminine attractiveness (dead literally close to 'beautiful face'/'beautifully featured').

katsuy [kɑtsui] [kaht-soo'ee]

Sexually charged description of physical attractiveness, basically calling someone 'sexy'.

ya katsuymen [ja kɑtsuimɛn] (yah koht-soo'ee-mehn)

Related and also sexually charged, close in meaning to 'my desire'.

at akmatse yachouy [ɑt ɑkmɑtse jɑtʃɔɪ] (aht ahk-mat-say yah-choi )

Sexually explicit term of endearment. The dead literal translation is "one who makes me flower". The word "flower" here is not as euphemistic in context and is rather the nicest sounding possible way to say "makes me cum (HARD)". Not considered vulgar, rather cloyingly romantic if anything.

gan(ne) ama [gɑn(e) ɑmə] (gah(-nay) ahm-uh)

Means 'bull'. When used affectionately, implies masculine strength. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective (ie 'handsome bull') or more teasingly gannit ama (little/baby bull))

jaimeti [dʒaɪmɛti] (jai-meh-tee)

Means 'gazelle' (the name for the animal itself is close in meaning to 'beautiful horn'), heavily associated with grace and beauty. Also tends to be used with adjectives ('lovely gazelle' 'handsome gazelle' etc) or with a diminutive.

ansiba [ɑnsibɑ] (ahn-see-bah) or ansibit [ɑnsibit] (ahn-see-beet)

Means 'duck' and 'duckling' respectively, specifically refers to the animal and implies cuteness. Ansibit is a very common term of endearment for children.

"Wannaukoma such datse anmo" [wɑnaʊkoʊmə suk dɑtse ɑnmoʊ] (wahn-now-koh-muh sookh daht-say ahn-moh)

Means 'an ant could swallow you', implies cuteness (ie the recipient is so small and tiny an Ant could devour them whole). Usually used on children, occasionally used on adult women (in a way that feels intensely patronizing to many). 'Datse' (you) may be replaced by the recipients surname or honorific in the rare case that someone would dare calling someone this without being on first name basis with them.

wannaukomit [wɑnaʊkoʊmit] (wahn-now-koh-meet)

Means 'little ant', a term of endearment that borders on insulting even to babies.

OTHER:

-it [it] (eet)

This is a diminutive modifier, which can be added to a name or other word/term of endearment to denote affection (can also be condescending). It lacks internal meaning in everyday use and is closer to the English -y or -ie (billy johnny rosie susie puppy kitty ducky etc).

hippe [hipɛ] (heep-peh) (some dialects drop the h sound entirely)

Means 'small' or 'little', can be spoken with other words/names as an affectionate diminutive.

Other epithets-

Various epithets used in the language are not exclusively used as terms of endearment, but can be contextually. Most commonly, this will be the -machen epithet of the recipients zodiac birthsign (particularly those considered auspicious). Someone with the lion birthsign could be respectfully and/or affectionately called 'odomachen', or VERY affectionately called 'ya odo' ('my lion'). There's also a good variety of poetic epithets that have worked their way into common language as affectionate compliments/descriptors- ie ganatoche (dead literally 'cow-eye', more prettily 'ox-eyed') is a complimentary descriptor for brown eyes, anaemaitsa (dead literally 'river-haired', more prettily 'flowing-haired') compliments wavy hair.

Given name basis-

In Wardi culture, full names are spoken with the family name preceding the given name. When respectfully speaking to a stranger, peer, or authority figure, you refer to them by their family name, title, and/or an honorific. Being on an accepted given name basis with someone is generally indicative of closeness and affection.

datse [dɑtse] (dah-tsay)

This is the word for "you". Similarly to the use of a given name, actually referring to someone as 'you' (rather than a surname, title, or honorific in place of the pronoun) expresses familiarity and intimacy.

[piltover-sharpshooter]

― José Hernández, Martín Fierro

[fishpuppyofficial]

tête sur les talons 🤍💜🖤

[l-0puko]

the sillies // senpai-kouhai AU

[fishblade-koi]

I MISSED THIS MF I MISSED HIM AND HIS PATHETIC FRENCH ASS I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU BEING MISERABLE (i love him so much) (also yes, I play in french because I can ✨)

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Do you truly believe that men generally are physically superior in action to women in *every way*?

You don’t believe there is any physical activity in which women have an advantage?

It’s not about belief, it’s about biological fact. Women have a proven advantage in pain tolerance, and that is pretty much it. Unless you count growing human beings as a physical activity (which I do, but most modern people do not, and I think that’s one reason women’s health across the board is so shot—we do not respect the fact that our whole constitution revolves around this singular activity, whether or not we actually intend to have a baby).

Women were not designed to perform the most physically demanding roles in human society. They were designed to nurture, educate, advise, and in so doing, civilize. They deserve to have their own athletic spheres, to achieve physical prowess within their own parameters. Not those of mankind’s soldiers and laborers.

[mysteriousmissme]

oh ok.

[too-many-lavellans]

Why dis 🧝🏾 look so mad 😭😭😭 --

POV: you're Rook and the Inquisitor brought his friend, the ex of Solas — the guy you oopsie'd into the fade — to the Lighthouse

[hegoeshardasfuck]

two is better than one anyways

wordcount: 1.9K

tags: double penetration, vaginal sex, kinktober, bottom Sakura, top Sasuke, top Naruto, background infidelity, canon relationship

synopsis: "I'm in." / "Sasuke!" / "What? She's my wife, if she wants to try take both of us at once I'm in. Are you?"

authors note: i love them so much, expect more of them this kinktober!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59358802

"You really want to try it?" Naruto asked while the afterglow of sex settled in.

Sakura nodded, "I can take it."

"What if we break you?" Sasuke asked. In spirit he'd be smoking, but he's too busy trying not to focus on the ache in his pelvis to do so.

"There are medical ninjas who know better than to ask how I got my vagi-"

"If you use scientific terms I'm definitely gonna say no."

"Let me put it in a way a street rat will understand: the medical workers won't ask why you're carrying me in with blood pouring down my thighs in a worst case scenario. Is that easier for your ears?"

"Yeah."

"You really think we could fuck you up that badly?"

"The human body is fickle, some have bodies which could handle sex with a tailed beast, others can barely handle the workload of sex with another human."

"You know, you're not making it easier to believe that you taking the both of us at once won't hurt you."

"It will hurt, obviously. The angles you'd have to take would ensure some ache at first."

"I'm in."

"Sasuke!"

"What? She's my wife, if she wants to try take both of us at once I'm in. Are you?"

Naruto paused for a moment.

A chance to double team his earliest and longest standing crush with his second longest standing crush and best friend Sasuke?

That's a once in a lifetime sort of thing.

He sighed, "Yeah, I'll bite if Hinata says I can."

"Why don't you just invite her sometime," Sakura offered.

"Maybe in a couple more visits. She's very traditional, I'm shocked she even let's this happen."

"Makes sense considering her bloodline."

"Hey, that's my wife you're talking about.

-/-/-/-

She lays with just Sasuke in her for hours it feels. Naruto stays to the side, still as stone, hard as rock. He looks nervous.

"Are we gonna do this or not?" Sasuke asked as he looked over to Naruto.

"Yeah! Yeah, obviously," Naruto said far too fast to be truthful.

"If you don't want to we can do something else," Sakura offered, shifting just a bit from where she lay.

"I do! I just, I don't wanna hurt you." He takes tentative steps closer as he speaks. In a smooth motion he has his head between Sasuke's hip and Sakura's thigh, "I don't think it'll work."

Sasuke scoffed, "It'll work."

"From this angle?" As he speaks he gathers slick on two fingers and slides them across Sasuke's length.

It rouses a gasp out of Sasuke.

"You'll strain your hips if me and Sasuke are both between your thighs." He presses down with blunt nails and circles until he finds the sweet spot. With a muted grin he jams in two fingers under Sasuke's cock, making sure not to hurt either of them with his motion.

Sakura gasps with Sasuke this time.

As he fingers Sakura and rubs up on Sasuke with limited motions, he speaks aimlessly.

"Really, you'll have to be positioned awkward to even consider it."

He slides his palm down Sasuke's cock with a shallow thrust.

"Sasuke's a bit too wide in the hip for both of us to fit comfortably between your legs."

He leans a little further in, buried in the conjunction of his lovers. It's what heaven is like, he'd assume at least.

"And really, if Sasuke's cock and two of my fingers have you this twitchy I can't even imagine what adding me to the mix would do. Kind of an exciting thought if it doesn't injure you."

He sounds eager as he allows the notion to flourish in his head. He'd been dreading it in a way for the most part, excitement of fucking his friends, fear of hurting them. But, now that he's here, giving Sasuke a handjob and fingering Sakura simultaneously, he's starting to want too.

He steps back and away from them. They both whine as he retracts his hand.

"How much can you bend your leg?" Naruto asked before raising it from the ankle, "I think I have an idea."

"She can handle a mating press," Sasuke said coldly.

"As far as it needs to go," Sakura said.

"Nice." Naruto slung her ankle over his shoulder before slinging an arm around Sasuke's, "So, before I hop in-"

"Please never say that about me again," Sakura said desperately.

"Sorry- before I slide on in, how we gonna move?" Naruto asked.

"Move?" Came Sasuke's next question.

"We want to fuck her, right?" Naruto asked.

"I think that being full of both of you at the same time will be more than enough," Sakura answered with, "And we all know how much you two love frotting."

"We do not!"

Sakura rolled her eyes, "Sure you don't- just put it in already."

Naruto just grinned as he retracted his arm from Sasuke's shoulder, "Hold your horses, Sakura."

Truth be told, he doesn't know what he's doing at all. Still, he slides a hand down to Sasuke's hip to hold him still. Sasuke's hand comes to rest on top of his. They definitely could've set this up a lot better than they did what with the both of them standing and Sakura laid out on the bed.

Naruto falters before roughly lining up, shudders course through him at the touch of skin on skin. He leans in as he goes, his other hand sliding down Sakura's leg for support. Fuck, this harder than he thought it would be. He knew it'd be tricky at the minimum considering the angle working against the feat, but this is a struggle.

Sasuke's incessant whimpering as he grinds against him makes up for it. He still gently tugs Sasuke back a bit to catch the slick on his own cock before wedging himself in on the thrust back. It's barely any at all that got in, but its a start, and by god it's a start that makes Sakura react.

A long hiss of a cuss spills out of her lips as she tears into the sheets. She grits and teeth and lets the burn resolve as Naruto and Sasuke wait patiently, both reactive in their own right. Any motion from this point will push either of them to the brink with friction pressed so close together and Sakura knows this will throw her over the edge. Normally it'd take work to get her cumming, but tonight it'll be a different story.

"How are we-" He pauses with a caught breath.

Sasuke had moved.

"How are we holding up?" Naruto tried to ask.

"Good," Sasuke said promptly but breathlessly.

"I'm good," Sakura said, she was already starting to sound ruined.

Naruto nodded. His grip on both of them tightened, "Wanna keep going like this? Or do you wanna bust out the strap instead, Sakura?"

That gave Sakura a moment of pause before speaking, "Let's keep going."

"Okay!" His enthusiasm is breathless.

For a brief moment he falters, trying to further grasp this reality he's fallen into. It's wild. He doubts it'll ever read as reality looking back. It'll feel more like a wet dream than anything else he'd imagine.

He would try to make it last as long as he can, but his lovers are swift to impatience no matter the topic. He supposes that he is too. This awful tease of friction and pressure alike would drive him up the walls any other day.

All things considered it's easier than he thought it would be after that initial push. Everything about it leaves him winded and panting. Sasuke is whining, clawing into Naruto's hand as he tries to hold himself upright. Sakura seethes out a few curses amidst ragged moans and even more ragged breathing.

Wow.

Holy fuck.

For a moment they're completely still with disbelief. That actually fucking worked. A nagging thought kept all of them from believing it really could. Naruto thought Sakura would call it off, Sakura thought Sasuke, and Sasuke thought Naruto. It's hard to tell if it was worth it at this rate, can they even move enough to garner any pleasure?

It's Sasuke that tries to move first.

"Don't, holy shit." The words are hard to pick out from the vicious moan and heavy breathing.

"I'm with Naruto," Sakura chimed in with on an oddly high pitched tone.

"Pios naomh-"

"Sasuke, i love it when you speak foreign languages at me, but now is not the time," Naruto seethed.

Red rose to Sasuke's face, "Sorry."

They all hold still.

They don't want to move.

To break this oddly perfect moment.

"Ready to move?" Naruto asked.

"If you move I'll cum," Sasuke said.

"So yeah, we're ready to move then," Naruto said firmly, "At the same time, or something like that."

"I can do that."

Sakura stayed quiet.

"You okay with that?" Naruto asked.

She nodded.

"On three?"

"Just move you idiot-"

And Naruto moves without any warning, all three of them react. Sasuke moves next, inverting Naruto's motion. Too much stimulation. He's gonna drop to his knees and beg.

Sakura can't even think. Her throat is gonna sting tomorrow with how harshly she's abusing her vocal chords. It fucking burns, pleasures, and overwhelms her all at once to have both Naruto and Sasuke at once. This is nothing like being spit roasted or even taking one in the ass and the other up front.

She's just drowning in this sea of sensation, one central point bursting across the rest of her body. It's too much. She can't. Not for much longer at least. Her body will be fine but she can feel the pressure of a fast approaching orgasm even cloud her brain.

The hand on Sakura's leg is clawing into her now, he'll have to apologize later if he accidentally draws blood. He'd never do it on purpose. But right now he can't really focus on much aside from the fact he's fucking and frotting at the same time. And he's doing it to his best friends no less.

Oh yeah, this is what it's all about. He can't imagine this with anyone else. Can't really think up much of anything right now as orgasm fucking rocks him. The familiar keen of Sasuke rings true in his ears as Sakura yowls out.

That was fast.

He still doesn't move an inch until he stops shaking so much, knees pressed into the edge of the bed. His breathing is heavy and he can feel Sakura's leg twitch periodically as she whimpers and mumbles. Sasuke is leaned heavily on him, hand transferred to the bed for support.

Naruto tries to move Sakura's leg enough so he won't fuck it up as he collapses. He ends up with her leg resting across his back and an arm over the base of her ribs. Sasuke follows promptly thereafter, whole body heaving as he lays on his side next to Sakura.

"Holy fuck."

Sakura tries to sit up. Her entire body feels too weak to do so. She just drops back down again instead and Sasuke sweeps the hair out of her eyes.

"Thanks," She mumbled out in response.

"Guys," Naruto started with, "Holy fuck."

"We heard you the first time," Sasuke said as he flopped onto his back.

Naruto slowly dragged himself out of bed to hitch Sakura higher up the mattress.

"What are you doing?" Came her weary question.

"I gotta clean you up," Naruto said as he stared at the ruined state of her cunt. A twisted sense of accomplishment runs through him at the sight. He helped leave her gaping and oozing.

"Think we can both fit?" Sasuke asked as he sat up.

Naruto grinned, "Let's find out."

[catman-draws]

And may it be that you will hear me

I'll watch from the bottom of the sea

Can you see me, all the way through the depths of the waves?

I’ll keep sending you my voice, from the bottom of this cold sea always.