Sloppy Yuri Sandwich, February 5 2024
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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OPEN FACE EGG N TOAST SANDWICHES
The Classic:
- ciabatta + mayonnaise + dijon + fried egg
- everything bagel + cream cheese OR goat cheese + fried egg + sriracha
The Frenchboy:
- ciabatta + brie + salami + honey + fried egg
- ciabatta + brie + honey OR fig preserves + fried egg
- ciabatta + brie OR sharp cheddar + dijon OR honey + apple + fried egg
The Provincial Lady:
- ciabatta + goat cheese + honey + fried egg
- ciabatta + goat cheese + arugula + lemon juice / vinagrette + fried egg
Fancy Restaurant Burger:
- ciabatta + sauteed mushroom + sliced / sauteed / carmelized onion + fried egg
Poor Man's Lox Bagel:
- whatever bagel + cream cheese + red onion + tomato if you want + i never have capers around but use those probably + fried egg + smoked paprika
SWAP THINGS AROUND! REMOVE WHATEVER! SEASON YR EGGS HOWEVER YOU WANT! MAKE EM YOURS I DONT CARE
TRY MY EGG SANDWICHES BOY
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my one biggest gripe with saltburn video essays and discussion and discourse etc is that for some reason NO ONE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OVER-EASY AND SUNNY SIDE UP EGGS !! like both have runny yolks (so oli is being kind of a little shit anyway) but So Is Duncan On Purpose. sunny side up is the yolk just on top of the white like how you would naturally crack an egg and just leave it to cook - which is what duncan gives to oliver. over-easy still has an unbroken, runny yolk but it is flipped yolk side down at the end of the cooking process to fully cook the other side of the white (like a pocket of yolk completely surrounded by cooked egg white)
this has been: an egg rant lol
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CqWa-0NPNhI/
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so you remember how i got sick last week immediately before my much-hyped mountain vacation (and spent the entire time shrieking IM NOT OWNED IM NOT OWNED even though i was, Very Much, owned)?
@combat-epistemologist made me go to urgent care about it before i left and the urgent care did some tests and kept trying to call me back during the mountain trip (meanwhile i ignored all calls because i was On Vacation God Damn It). turns out it was fucking salmonella and the very friendly lady from the county health department was trying to get a hold of me to do contact tracing. i of course did not remember by the time i got home and called her back what all i ate for lunches at work the week before i got sick so this post goes out to sonia and im sorry for being the least helpful bitch in san mateo county
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Very random question, but does mimic!Cesar like his eggs runny or 100% done?
Runny. He likes to shlorp that yolk lmao
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okay finally time for a very imporyant psychological test
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