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and now, a playlist:
Mister Americana and the Heartbreak Prince
or,
FirstPrince (Taylor's Version)
shoutout to my beloved cherry @blairwaldcrf my friend in rwrb and my enabler in everything related to the two himbos above.
shoutout to this post specifically for their intrepid scholarship
listen at the unlisted youtube playlist here
Track list and annotations under the cut.
✨tracks✨
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
They broke an $80k wedding cake. and alex is such a brat about it. and holds a grudge like none other
Gorgeous
Alex hoarding that magazine cover of Henry. Henry is literally so gorgeous the bisexual jumps out
Teardrops on my Guitar
Henry-coded the only one who’s got enough of me to break my heart I MEAN
Untouchable
The. YEARNING. I want you but I cannot risk telling you so you please tell me say it first please say it first please. Ever thought about that bros being bros visit from Henry’s perspective? Hmm? I didn’t know you wear glasses
gold rush
Long distance bro-ship. Just chattin and textin. Gay crush gay crush gay crush. Watching each other’s public love lives and seething. Almost jump into the fantasy but then letting it fade to gray. or as the british say, grey.
Stay Beautiful
The constant texting. Each one finds a way to be the other’s highlight of his day. But we were ever so careful dear. Alex being america’s sweetheart and Henry being totally gone for him
Foolish One
Henry kiddoooooo. The prince with the heart on the outside of his chest.
Forever Winter
before their relationship is even romantic, they are a safe place for each other. Like christmas. and thanksgiving.
You’re on Your Own, Kid
NYE. Henry’s gayass breaking point, searching the party of better bodies and wanting wanting wanting.
Tied Together with a Smile
The prince charming act be coming undone!
Message in a Bottle
Alex’s bisexual crisis. He knows henry likes him, and it’s kinda frightening, standing here waiting, and that asshole won’t return his calls so he’s gotta trick him into a state dinner at the white house.
Treacherous
A state dinner of antici………PATION. And a makeout in the drawing room. As one does.
Electric Touch
alex waiting after dinner in his white house bedroom all nervouslike
Snow on the Beach
First hookup. Soft disbelief, because you wanting me tonight feels impossible. Snow in DC (a swamp) is as weird as snow on a beach imo.
I Can See You
FWB era. If you could only see all the things that happen inside my head. At galas and polo matches and wimbledon and whatnot
Wildest Dreams
The henry journey. This will end and it will wreck him but right now it’s beautiful. Also this is the song for hooking up in a stable post polo
Delicate
Secret relationship. Boys are bad with feelings. Oh damn never seen that color blue. I pretend you’re mine all the damn time. Waking up with each other in Paris speaking of:
Paris
No I didn’t see the news. Too busy getting dicked down by the most eligible bachelor in the Western world. What who said that.
Lavender Haze
Don’t read into my melancholia. Let’s just stay in this gay suspended animation. This secret bubble. It’s safe here.
22
They literally spend Alex’s 22nd birthday together you know he was feelin’ 22. Pretty sure the novel says that actually
I Think He Knows
It’s fun and flirty and the feelings are creeping in at the edges, but not enough that they have to face them
Jump Then Fall
Alex is a smitten kitten
So It Goes…
LA gala. All eyes are on them but as separate entities. Magician, illusionist. Trying to play it chill but being utterly incapable.
Starlight
dancing in the club in LA. Alex getting carried away by queer joy
Dress
Their night together in LA. their secret moments in a crowded they got no idea about me and you. Their hands are shaking from holding back from each other! Say his name and everything just stops! They don’t want each other like best friends! Pez only bought those custom kimonos so they could take em off! Ah ah ah ahhhh! Carve your name into Alex’s bedpost, Henry babe.
Hey Stephen
cutesy emailing. Hey henry you blew my mind in LA last week u up? I can’t help it if you look like an angel/achilles/james bond
I’m Only Me when I’m with You
Sweet email exchange post LA. I’ll be damned but I miss you
…Ready for It? (BloopPop remix)
Henry says In the middle of the night in my dreams you should see the things we do….Let the games begin
Glitch
Wimbledon. Fucking love doing things out of spite. I’m not even sorry. Henry will go back eventually to dudes to give him nothing but for now there’s this
Sparks Fly
DNC. Henry really dropped everything to come see alex at the convention. The kinda reckless that should send him running, but he kinda knows that he won’t get far. Give him something that’ll haunt him when he’s not around, Alex.
Everything Has Changed
Telling madam president mom. Do you feel forever about him? Henry making a point to be there for him is alex’s emotional tipping point.
State of Grace
Time between dnc and lakehouse is their state of grace. No leaving, no leaking. It can’t last but its so good. Mosaic broken hearts, but brave and wild and I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same
cowboy like me
Alex texas boy. The reflective nature he turns on henry once he’s fired from the campaign. Thinking about that word forever
Wonderland
Never worse but never better. In all their searching of the world they won’t find anything else that feels like what they have. yk?
Cruel Summer
summer vacay at the lake house. the darkness approacheth. I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you but here I am sealing my fate over and over again
You Are in Love
‘you’re my best friend.’ and you knew what is was: Alex is so in love he could die
willow
Alex at the dock like he is begging for Henry to take his hand and wreck his plans. He’s like that’s my MAN.
illicit affairs
it dies a million little times. like by a lake in the moonlight. henry sees the truth when it shows and alex gets angry because you showed me colors you know I can’t see with anyone else
Bye Bye Baby
henry fleeing texas. You took me home but you just couldn’t keep me
Midnight Rain
He wanted it comfortable I wanted that pain. I broke his heart ‘cause he was nice
Hits Different
when alex thinks about the sham the firm will make henry go through. I pictured you with other girls “in love” then threw up on the street
august
refrain of henry. It was never mine. You weren’t mine to lose. This was over before it even began
Breathe
Separated. Neither of them doing well.
exile
alex obliviousness meets henrys stubbornness. the imagery of nations and homelands
Anti-Hero
henry has it’s me high I’m the problem it’s me at tea time everybody agrees disease. no cure but it can be treated
Renegade
alex working up a head of steam because he just wants to say get your shit together so I can love you
Maroon
your body comes back to me in dreams and I wake with your memory over me that’s a real fucking legacy!!!!
my tears ricochet
alex has literally never had it within himself to go with grace. Ever. In his life. Bless him. Screaming at skies. Stealing lullabies. You know how it is.
How You Get the [Boy]
Narration of the storming of Kensington Palace. Alex being like I want you for worse or for better I would wait forever and ever
The Archer
Henry prepared for a lot but he never prepared for Alex staying
Love Story
The dramatics the mythologizing of one’s life the I want you / Then fucking have me like “baby, just say yes” also romeo and juliet and pyramus & thisbe are the same fucking story!!!!
Stay Stay Stay
Morning after when Henry comes into the room with coffee. How he could have a lifetime of fine but he’d rather have this.
Holy Ground
Dancing in the V&A
Today Was a Fairytale
Lots of this music plays with the idea of fairytales and royalty and the push and pull idealism has with reality and it just fits so well. Because. Prince. &c.
Come Back…Be Here
Having the big conversation and then alex having to leave and go back to dc. The long distance drama. This is falling in love in the cruelest way.
End Game
choosing to do this thing for real. knowing what they’re up against. Big reputation big reputation ooh you and me would be a big conversation
Labyrinth
oops they both caught feelings. Henry thought the plane was going down how’d he turn it right around
Cornelia Street
The sacred new beginnings that became their religion aka those crazy 48 hours holed up in Kensington. Tender and fragile and amazing
mirrorball
henry’s fable. His shattered pieces and the peasant boy with chin dimples who is not like the regulars the masquerade revelers. never been a natural all he does is just try try try
Paper Rings
I thought you were a nuisance but whoops you're now the air I breathe. In paper rings and picture frames and dirty dreams
Timeless
The phrase ‘see attached bibliography’ is the sexiest thing you’ve ever said to me. All the quotes and recitations they send each other in their emails.
cardigan
The intimate email conversations. Always wanting to know more about the other.
Lover
The ease with which they say I love you post storming of the castle.
Out of the Woods
The almost reveal and the cover up dates with June & Nora to make a cover. The hiding in an alleyway in the car. When the sun came up you were looking at me.
False God
Rumors aside they are both In This and that shalt not change. Still worship this love. They might just get away with it.
invisible string
it all began at the olympics. All the winding paths of our public lives one single thread of gold tied me to you, &c.
Mastermind
Henry saying he’s loved Alex the entire goddamned time! Newsflash asshole (affectionate)
hoax
Sería una mentira, porque no sería él. The only hoax he believes in! He feels forever about it!
peace
The last email sent before the leak. Give yourself away sometimes sweetheart there’s so much of you
I Know Places
The something that happens when everybody finds out. The vultures circling dark clouds.
Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince
Alex and the leak fallout. The whispers in the hallway. American stories burning before me & high fives between bad guys.
I Did Something Bad
The email leak. There’s the harshness of the trauma, but there’s also madam president mom going “fuck it.” Don’t tell me this song didn’t pull henry through. Avoiding plans and sucking cock. Don’t knock it til you try it. Go ahead and light me up
the lakes (original version)
I like this mix because it’s more ~cinematic~ to me. And something about henry not being cut out for these cynical clones and hunters with cell phones yk?
Run
The phone call from air force one post leak. The eye in the storm
Sweet Nothing
It’s them in the music room of Kensington. It’s alex “can’t let anyone know how much he needs” claremont-diaz admitting he’s just too soft for all of it
Slut
if they’re gonna talk shit, we may as well be together in public. It might be worth it for once
You Need to Calm Down
Shade never made anybody less gay, fake elizabeth ii. Why are you mad when you can be glaad, pip?
King of My Heart
Wordplay on royalty words, yk. “That’s the bravest son of a bitch I’ve ever met” yk.
Change
The crowds in front of Buckingham, alex’s speech from the white house. History, huh?
London Boy
We hold this track listing to be self evident
Ours
The contrast of the outer life and inner life. Private relationship under large public scrutiny.
It’s Nice to Have a Friend
It’s about the best friends to best friends AND lovers.
Call It What You Want
He wears his signet ring on a chain round his neck not because he owns me because he really knows me, &c
Karma
Everything surrounding finding the source of the leak and Rafael Luna double agent and the fact that Alex and Henry can both say that Karma is their Boyfriend.
Long Live
Election night in Austin.
New Year’s Day
The mythical place NYE occupies in Alex’s public life and now his private one with Henry. The Balls Out Bonanza is great but now it’s about what comes after.
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