#samsung smart fridge (dsmp)

[nomsfaultau]

Imagine the Orphan Obliterator is literal. Like, the moment someone is killed their parents also die to make them an orphan. But because respawn exists Techno basically starts up a ‘who’s the father’ show where they dramatically run through candidates for each persons parents, then at the end kill the kid and see who also dies. It’s absolute chaos every time.

Techno is basically doing it for the clout and brand recognition. Things are going fantastic since he finds it funny to watch everyone else having insane drama while he just waits and then kills a dude at the end of each episode. Until…the Wilbur special. Things are a little weird bc as far as they can tell only Phil died but hey only having one parent is FAR from the weirdest thing the show has seen (especially since Sally just got confirmed to everyone’s detriment) so they move on…

…until Techno later realizes the fridge in the break room died and he just gives Phil this most horrified tell me you didn’t look.

[lmanbergmusical]

Enter: The Sally Lore Art Frames Credit: Smille (storyboard artist) Ranchipoo (line artist) Mini (colorist) Mini, Venix.mp4, and Ally (shading artists)

Watch the first two chapters on youtube and give us a visit on our official website !<3

[emi-writings]

MCYT Yuri Week Valentines Day Three

I am... really sorry to @mcyt-yuri-week for this one, I may have gone a little crazy with the cursed ships. On the plus side, I am increasing the number of different mcyt yuri ships to exist.

[salmons-of-lmanburg]

Wrote a fridge fanfiction if you're into that shit.

Also some cute philza x mumza?

It's not as bad as it sounds I promise

[verity-moon]

everyday i love for the fact that the fandom continues to believe that kristin is c!wilbur’s mom even though the funniest alternative is right here

the samsung smart refrigerator is his biological mother, died in mysterious circumstances (phil threw her in the dump), phil remarries to kristin the goddess of death, kristin is wilbur’s stepmom

because imagine teen wilbur in the phase just going “YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU ARENT MY REAL MOM!” because i think it would be hilarious to watch him yell that at not only his stepmom but the goddess of death

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

Anyway you know this shit yada yada

Phil, the samsung fridge and wilbur; 250k slowburn, enemies to lovers

[quesadillayuri]

title: autumn apple and grape medley

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40636773 

summary: 

wilbur grows up with a mother who cooks meals only sometimes. kristin and phil split duties pretty evenly, but phil is at home more, worked more remotely, and oftentimes wilbur eats food made by private chefs and famous pâtissiers. kristin makes food that's perfect and classy, expensive and foreign defining everything from the spices to the bread and meat to the fruits. wilbur, however, is not trusted with an oven. for one, he is twelve, and for two, the last time he tried to boil water he had almost spilled it all over himself and floof, techno's hellspawn of a dog. so yeah, no oven for wilbur.

but ms. morozov is here. so nothing is the way it should be.

(in which the fridge is the heart of the kitchen and samara teaches the twins a recipe)

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

House of Mumza

by FunkySpaceWizard13

Niki Nihachu arrives at Simon’s Private Boarding School on the same day that another student, Tubbo Underscore, mysteriously disappears. The only person who seems to care is his best friend, TommyInnit.

Niki, Puffy, and Wilbur uncover the weird history of their boarding house on a search for treasure while Tommy embarks on a quest to find his best friend with only Drista to trust.

—— Or: the fic that features mutual pining Puffychu, found families, Wilbur angst, Tommy angst, and Minecraft Steve as a relevant character. For some reason.

Or, or: the author decided to bring back a childhood hyperfixation

Words: 2634, Chapters: 1/16, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of HOM AU

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Niki | Nihachu, Wilbur Soot, Cara | CaptainPuffy, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream's Sister Drista (Video Blogging RPF), Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Phil Watson | Philza, Steve (Minecraft), Herobrine (Minecraft), Technoblade - Character, Sapnap, Jack Manifold, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Samsung Smart Fridge (Dream SMP), Sarah Simons

Relationships: Cara | CaptainPuffy/Niki | Nihachu, Niki | Nihachu & Wilbur Soot, Niki | Nihachu & TommyInnit, Eret & Niki | Nihachu, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Sally the Salmon (Dream SMP)/Wilbur Soot, Eret & Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Clay | Dream's Sister Drista & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Eret (Video Blogging RPF) & Herobrine (Minecraft), Clay | Dream's Sister Drista & Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream's Sister Drista & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Cara | Captain Puffy & Tommyinnit, Cara | Captain Puffy & Clay | Dream’s sister Drista, Cara | Captain Puffy & Eret

Additional Tags: Niki | Nihachu-centric, Cara | CaptainPuffy-centric, Wilbur Soot-centric, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Tubbo is barely in it but he’s very important, Alternate Universe - Boarding School, House of Anubis AU, DSMP canon is treated as ancient mythology, Niki Nihachu is homesick, Niki Nihachu is not okay, Niki | Nihachu Needs a Hug, Traumatized Niki | Nihachu, Wilbur Soot is Not Okay, Wilbur Soot Has Issues, TommyInnit is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Misses Toby Smith | Tubbo, Toby Smith | Tubbo is missing, Cult activity, Gaslighting, Nobody Dies, but there is suspected death, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Minecraft Steve is a major character, they’re all mentally ill, All Pronouns for Eret, she/it pronouns for Captain Puffy, she/they pronouns for Drista, they/he pronouns for Ranboo, Found Family, Niki Nihachu is psychic, TommyInnit is psychic

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

c!Phil just has the most scuffed lore ever. Like mans CANONICALLY got down and dirt w a Samsung Smart fridge, somehow produced a son (who started a country founded on the principal of drugs and Hating Americans then was exiled from said country by an alcoholic ex best friend and went insane in an underground ravine where he came up w the idea to blow up his own country), had to kill his own son after just arriving to the place, started an anti-government task force w a pig man, a human lady, and an enderman hybrid who is also his neighbor, has an estranged grandson who's a trans(?) fox person that came from a salmon, blew up his son's country to bedrock w pig man and Green Child Manipulator, and so much more that I'm not gonna get into the nitty-gritty about all the while POSSIBLY BEING FROM UTAH OR HAVING SETTLED IN UTAH TO HAVE/RAISE A SON AT LEAST INTO HIS LATE TEENS???

DOES THIS MEAN PHIL'S HARDCORE WORLD IS IN UTAH? AS IT'S IMPLIED THAT'S WHERE HE LIVED BEFORE DSMP???

[eelo]

I posted 10,291 times in 2022

That's 7,488 more posts than 2021!

208 posts created (2%)

10,083 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@hiveswap

@okcomputerrr

@prinxe-with-no-crown

@tragicfaggots

I tagged 276 of my posts in 2022

#liveblogging - 61 posts

#dsmp - 52 posts

#wilbur soot - 42 posts

#dream smp - 38 posts

#eelo rambles - 30 posts

#saved - 28 posts

#mcyt - 18 posts

#tommyinnit - 18 posts

#ghost files - 17 posts

#shane madej - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#like we saw this man be glorious and then spiral and die and after he is back with a second chance at life trying his best to be better

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

And so it begins...

445 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#4

they look so funny just so surprised there is so many nerds in the same room

826 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#3

YOU FISH FUCKER

@sootings fuck you

843 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

#2

edit: so turns out this is fake and the water bottle image is from miniladds tour(?) a few years ago. I'm sorry for the confusion I may have causedi thought this was real when I posted it. I was just liveblogging during the event and pre event and somehow this post went viral.

984 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

this mf said he fucked a fish we were like sure a shapeshifter. he said gave birth to a fox from his toe we ignored the last part and dealt with it. he said his mom is a Samsung smart fridge we were like ok. but dear Mr soot what the fuck are we supposed to do with this UTAH thing you have going on

1,777 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

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[rosysugarr]

I'm brainrotting BAD about season one dsmp right now bc I've been watching blueberrytv and like. Do you ever think about how massively fucked up a lot of events in late season one were knowing it was originally written with the concept of Wilbur, Tommy, and Techno being blood brothers and Tubbo having been raised alongside them?

Also. Fuck you Wilbur Soot I refuse to accept the Samsung smart fridge. The concept of cWilbur being the son of the goddess of death is just too fucking good.

[peearrdee]

Yogurt is a white fox because his great grandmother was a refrigerator. Hope this helps

[alwerakoo]

What if Phil's fridge wife was actually named Samsung and she came from a country called Refrigerator, and the "smart" is a cognomen

Samsung the Smart of Refrigerator

[twoidiotswatchcartoons]

Phil finding Wilbur in a fridge be like

[izzyhandsgf]

Yes I’ve written a two-page essay on why the Samsung Smart Fridge is one of the most fundamental characters of the Dream SMP. And yes I’m mentally stable what do you mean.

[meteor752]

After Egg and I spoke about the Dilfs of the server, we became Mumza simps

She’s my best friend and I love her