#saxophone shrimp

[madmandude]

SAXOPHONE SHRIMP

[gay1twinkie]

I now got a shrimp on my leg ( hurt like shit, why dose no one tell you getting a tattoo on your ankle is horrible 😭)

[heartnosekid]

shrimp band automaton 🦐🪕🦐🎹🦐🎺🦐🎷 | stoccafisso_design on ig

[death-co]

Ya like jazz? Acrylic on canvas

[esmedelacroix]

24 days til' Christmas

going dancing with boyfriend!choi san on christmas eve⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆

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One of the downsides of dating a K-pop idol was that there was no privacy whatsoever. Which would result in yet another Christmas Eve at home, probably watching movies. Any moment spent with San was happy, but it was Christmas for Christ's sake!

What must a girl do to go on a simple date with her famous boyfriend? you thought to yourself.

You were making some shrimp jjigae (Korean stew) for San. San was arriving at the Incheon Airport that evening after the last leg of his tour. You were excited he would be home right in time for the holidays. It was still upsetting that the two of you couldn't go on a date on Christmas Eve like you usually did.

He had gained a ton of popularity after his comeback, the two of you were spotted at an Italian restaurant and it was all over the internet after 30 minutes. In just 10 minutes the whole internet knew what the two of you were eating, drinking, and wearing.

San's company didn't have rules against dating, but the two of you decided not to be obnoxiously public about your relationship. He talked about you in interviews and attended red carpets with you occasionally but that was all the two of you were comfortable with.

On your way to the airport, San's song came on the radio. You had your sister take a video of the two of you singing along to his song so she could send it to him.

San and the guys would be arriving at a private gate. Hopefully this time the fans didn't find out somehow. You waited there anxiously for him, looking around for any fangirls in the area every two seconds. Finally, you say your handsome boyfriend steps out immediately looking around for you. You were already running towards him and the second you entered his view, he abandoned his suitcase and ran to you spreading his arms out to you.

The scene was right out of a cheesy film. Hongjoong practically died from cringe but deep down he was so happy that his Sannie had someone he loved to come home to. Wooyoung being Wooyoung was videotaping the entire moment.

"Yeobo[Sweetheart], I've missed you so much," San said as he held you tight.

"I've missed you more," you sighed as you looked up into his eyes running your fingers through his hair.

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!

Because no lovey-dovey moment lasts forever, the two of you heard the clicks of cameras along with the footsteps and screams of an atiny stampede.

San quickly took your hand and ran through the airport with the boys and their bodyguards following you behind. The two of you couldn't contain the giggles from the adrenaline rush running from fans like you were elementary school kids playing tag at recess.

Once you got away, you went to dinner with the guys and listened to their tales from tours. Including lots of pranks from Jongho and Mingi, and lots of scolding for San and Wooyoung from Hongjoong.

After dinner, you gave the boys their Christmas gifts since you would be with San in his hometown that day. You told them to open their gifts when they were at the dorm knowing that you would be awaiting a particular text from Seonghwa about how thankful he is that you got your hand on the "Ahsoka Tano's T-6 Jedi Shuttle" Lego Star Wars set.

San would be sleeping over your place before the two of you went to his hometown. After the two of you finished watching the newest episode of Single's Inferno, you thought it would be worth a shot to ask San what he would think about going to a Live Jazz club with you for Christmas Eve.

To the inquiry, as expected he answered "I don't think so," which was his nicer way of saying, "No we're going to get caught.

Even when you told him that your sister would be playing saxophone there and that you wanted to support her and the two of you could watch from backstage he was still very hesitant.

You knew that there would be a slim chance that San would agree with you, and you noticed a glint of guilt in his eyes when he said no to you.

To San, you were his kryptonite, he was physically unable to say no. to you without wanting to gauge his heart out of his chest. You went to bed with a bit of a heavy heart after overthinking in the shower and realizing that your relationship with San would never be normal.

. . .

The morning was perfect. San had made you breakfast in bed without burning down the entire kitchen. San was a great cook, but he was also a very messy one at that.

That afternoon the two of you wrapped up gifts for San’s family and baked gingerbread cookies while cozying up together and sipping hot chocolate and eggnog. It was perfect, festive, and domestic. But San knew that you were still thinking about the Jazz club occasionally texting your sister throughout the day to ease her nerves.

"Jagiya[baby], we are going to have to go somewhere really quickly," San started as he entered the living room putting your cost on.

"But San, it's a little late. I promised my sis I'd watch the live stream of her performance," you answered.

"I know and I'm sorry but there is an emergency formal meeting at the company and I don't want to leave you home alone, I know how much you like to get ready anyway," he explained walking over to you, ushering you to get up.

You gave him an irritated glare before springing up and squealing, "You know me too well babe,"

You got up and gave him. smooch on the cheek. You didn't care if it was a formal meeting. San could see how bored you were of watching the same holiday hallmark movies. He also knew how much you loved to dress up.

You did your makeup and wore a red cocktail dress, accessorizing it with a jewelry set you had removed from your brother who was completing his military service. You put on your favorite heels, give yourself a bold bloody red lip, and throw on your favorite trench coat.

San gawks at you for what feels like minutes before checking back into reality and getting up. "You look stunning darling," he said as he pulled you into his side by your waist and kissed you on your cheek.

San had already heated the car and opened the door for you before walking over to his side and getting in. He passed you the aux and you immediately started playing your favorite holiday tunes.

As San drove he began to take unfamiliar turns. He was oddly driving away from the direction of his company. You found this strange but shook it off as nothing.

The two of you sang along to Christmas tunes before he finally pulled into a parking spot. There stood the live jazz club that your sister was performing at. The two of you were right on time. San quickly got out of the car to open the door for you, taking your hand and helping you out of the car. "San what is this?" you chuckled in surprise.

"You know I can't say no to you baby," he replied, taking your hand and leading you into the club where the two of you had great seats. No one could see the two of you since the event seating was arranged in booths and the club was dimly lit.

Everything was perfect and quite discreet. You don't know how hard he had pulled this off. But you knew he had the help of your sister. You could tell she had been lying to you about something lately; you just didn't know what.

It was amazing, the two of you enjoyed music and a great meal. Sis was playing excellently as always until your favorite Christmas song was playing, "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" Other couples had been dancing all night.

San could tell that you wanted to dance to this song with him. You were practically swaying in your seat. He was afraid of the press ruining your date but he simply did not care in the moment when he stood up and held his hand out for you to take.

You looked up at him cracking the brightest smile he had ever seen grace your lips. The two of you swayed slowly to the music. You could feel stares whisper and some flashes but you didn't care. You were too focused on each other.

You were too focused on the feeling of love and excitement enveloping the two of you as you spun. There were already articles and posts up but when the two of you got home you were too infatuated with each other to glance at your phones. The two of you slept peacefully that night as Santa dropped your gifts off and feasted on the milk and cookies you had left out for him.

taglist: @aripet22

[questionable-chnt-hc]

jedidiah before he moved from texas to ohio REALLYYY wanted to be a cowboy. everytime he went to like san antónio, he would beg lucielle for those crappy cowboy stuff. he also begged to go to san antónio about every weekend. (projecting as an experienced texan)

sorin has heterochromia

elijah has a big secret plushie pile in the middle of the woods

jedidah chews on his fingers a lot, and lucielle gets mad at him because "what if someone attacks you, you could use your sharp nails against them!" (she has very sharp nails)

rowan has a diary where he writes his visions in

sydney tried to keep up on a diary, as a solution to try to stop talking to the ghost recorder, but was quickly bored by it

jedidiah is allergic to shrimp (i hate shrimp)

jedidiah and sydney wore matching outfits for halloween every year (id imagine they would dress as peanut butter and jelly like the mystery twins in gravity falls)

and now for the part i really came here for!

CHNT CHARACTER'S FAVORITE WILL WOOD SONGS. (ignoring the chnt songs)

mainly based on the characters vibes

syndey - willard! and tomcat disposables (he cries to the whole album all the time [projecting])

jedidiah - cover this song

elijah - laplace's angels (he will vibe out intensely to that saxophone solo)

adam - front street

ALSO I SWEAR WHEN EVER I COME HERE I HAD LIKE 1 OR 2 HEAD CANONS AND THEN MAKE LIKE 5 MORE SOMEHOW, IDK HOW GRRRR

-🌀👁️

These are all so good especially the favorite will wood songs

[littengamer909]

Regarding your high school AU, are there any clubs, sports, or general cliques the Incident gets split into?

The main one is band! Almost everyone is in the marching band. (Fun fact, this actually started as a band AU before I made it into a full of high school AU!) The sections are:

Percussion: Erica (Snare) and Orion (Tenors)

Flute: Shrimp

Clarinet: Bo

Trombone: Fail and Mar

Mellophone: Rose

Alto Saxophone: Chi, Lanc, and Bob

Tenor Saxophone: Friend

Trumpet: Bill (who is also on the football team! he gets absolutely no breaks at games i feel so bad for him)

Tuba: Chat and Smuk

Deko is in color guard and plays bass clarinet for concert band, and Joker is in cheer and plays trumpet.

Friend and Bob are in speech and debate, Erica has done stage crew for almost every school theater production, and Rose is in choir and often plays the lead in musicals. Chi and Lanc are also in the drama club, and Shrimp is on the junior varsity SSBU team in E-sports (she just like me fr). (Pirahnyawn is too lazy to join any extracurriculars, and he often rides Rose's coattails when it comes to schoolwork.)

As for cliques, there's not a lot of Plastics or Heathers, but Rose is pretty popular (in the sense that most people know her name). Erica, Fail, and Friend are all in a little friend group together, as are Orion, Mar, Bob, and Smuk.

[odayakajanai]

Vocaloid Songs You Might Have Missed - December 2023

Welcome back to my blog. Just like that, it's the last post for the year... never mind that it's already 2024. But for this longtime fan, 2023 was the best year in ages for Vocaloid music.

Something I mentioned in an earlier entry is that so much Vocaloid music over the past few years has felt like bait for singers to cover. (And to paste their avatars over in the videos... I'm far from the first person to notice this!) I don't mention this entirely to be a hater, but to contrast with the type and quality of release I've seen this year. Many of the 'vtuber bait' songs I poke fun at are truly great and destined to live on forever in Vocaloid history, but I've always felt a difference between songs that use vocal synths in the absence of a human singer and those that lean into the synthetic nature of the voices and the characters that represent them.

Over the past few years, a renewed interest in idiosyncratic voicebanks like Adachi Rei, Utane Uta (entirely synthetic), and the MAIDLOIDs (derived from a h-game moan synthesis engine) has coincided with technological advancement: the entry of SynthV, Neutrino, and CeVIO voicebanks have been fuel for an explosion in new music -- a genuine Vocaloid renaissance.

SynthV Teto has been particularly instrumental in all this since her release in April. In mere months, SV Teto has catapulted at least one producer into online superstardom, and an associated reevaluation of UTAU Teto has seen her behind some of the biggest songs this year. Nostalgia was part of the reason 2023 was the Year of Teto, but the SynthV voicebank, which totally maintained Teto's character while shaking off the computer-y crunchiness, is an achievement well worth the fanfare it received. With December's release of SynthV GUMI, are we in for a similar treat in 2024?

Anyways, last month's post is here, and this month's is under the break.

P.S. Speaking of nostalgia... did you know that Dixie Flatline is back?

Full playlist here, individual tracks below.

心酔 / あすわど feat. 重音テト Standard voca-pop rock, but something about the stuttering drums and a finely tuned Teto is *chef's kiss* more than enough for me.

死んだっぽいぜ / クソ犬 feat. 知声 I'd never heard a Vocaloid producer take on this kind of rock, somewhat reminiscent of pre-Warner Devo and a dead ringer for ZAZEN BOYS at their best. I also never expected to hear a Maki cover of "Lithium," so this producer is my current king of breaking new ground.

アサルト / いおぎりょう feat. 知声 Ryo Iogi's Teto hyperpop from September is one of my favorite tracks of the year, and I've been anxious to hear something new from him. Like the last song on this list, Chis-A's voice lends itself well to a good grungy guitar riff.

かくほ / よかど feat. 足立レイ Like Chis-A, Rei's voice pairs naturally with a certain kind of music... usually the skittery electronic dance-pop kind, so it's refreshing to hear a Coaltar of the Deepers-esque song featuring her.

sh*ellll;gar~ey / あずきねこp feat. カゼヒキβ, 初音ミク Finally, Kazehiki Beta hyperpop!

エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) / Jamie Paige feat. 初音ミク Jamie Paige is behind just about every English Vocaloid song that I like (sorry Crusher-P, but I'm not an edgy teenager anymore), so I wasn't surprised to love her celebration of the Snow Miku 2024 "Shrimpku" design. And it's always funny to hear Miku say fuck.

ルナシー / 報瀬 feat. 初音ミク, 重音テト There's something so satisfying about hearing a "traditional" vocasynth sing alongside one of the next-gen, realistic-sounding ones. I love getting hit back-to-back with a crunchy melismatic Miku call and Teto soaring smoothly in response, especially paired with an uptempo saxophone riff that makes me want to shout ᴶaᵃaˢₒⁿ ᴰₑʳᵤᵘᵤˡₒᵒₒᵒ.

ドキドキ / tiputica feat. AiSuu I can't find anything about this artist. They have a Twitter account with one post about this song, zero followers or follows, and that's it. If anyone out there has more information on this artist, hit me up.

マジカルメモリー / in the blue shirt feat. 初音ミク in the blue shirt isn't new to Vocaloid, but he's much more known among netlabel followers for his sunny, sample-driven plunderphonic pop. His Miku music follows that feeling.

今日のずんだはみなごろし / ちから feat. ずんだもん,東北ずん子, イタコ, きりたん, 四国めたん, ナクモ I barely know where to start with this one. Like, uh, most people who don't listen to Pentatonix, I'm not particularly fond of a certain brand of a capella music, but when it's done this well, with such a satisfying complexity of harmony and counterpoint, and for Zundamon's birthday of all occasions, how can you not fall in love?

サンタの眠る夜 / ぐーすかぽー feat. 初音ミク The holidays have just wrapped up, and while there's never any shortage of Vocaloid Christmas songs, ones that are actually enjoyable to listen to are few and far between... though I think there's a new market opening for New Years music!

Trajectory / ごーぶす feat. KAITO Hey, it's KAITO's first appearance on here! A chill ballad with a beautiful rnb chord progression.

え？ちょっと待って寒すぎない？ / asanuko feat. 鏡音レン Speaking of rnb, I think I've mentioned on here how much I love Rin for rnb/garage. asanuko's song is funny as hell, and I'm sure I'll be singing it under my breath as the winter chill continues to settle in, but mostly I'm impressed at how good Rin sounds for this kind of music.

夜空の再構成 / ヨハク feat. 初音ミク This style of song/video has been getting popular recently... electric piano, rapid-fire bass, intricate drum programming, synth leads that twist and turn around the melody, and all of the chord/time information you could ever hope for. A little showboating for music nerds, but it's stimulating enough and I do like it.

ボクにあいそうなはこ / MIDy feat. カゼヒキβ Finally, Kazehiki Beta hy-- wait a second.

ずんだ体育大学コール / さたぱんP feat. ずんだもん, 春日部つむぎ, WhiteCUL, 四国めたん, 白上虎太郎, 青山龍星 The Zundamon gods demand a sacrifice of joke songs, so here it is. See if you can count the references in the zunda dances.

＊･ﾟ+｡園にて.ﾟ / ukaihi feat. 初音ミク ukaihi is 3 for 3 on making it onto this list. I'm sure #4 will make it on here, too... if they don't become popular enough for most people to come across their music first!

絵空事未来 / 真島ゆろ feat. 初音ミク Where the ukaihi song seemed to float, this one skips. 真島ゆろ is one of those producers who can change styles from song to song, and this take on a sasakure.uk-gone-lighthearted style is a winner.

ナイトランナー / d0tc0mmie feat. 重音テト Osaka mentioned... d0c0mmie did a great job capturing a feeling with this one. The laid back - but quick - drums bring back memories of running around Namba with friends way too late into the night.

ハイパー. / ikomai feat.Ciちゃんβ My favorite submission from #PVSF2023R -- so obviously the video is great, but the original track from ikomai blew me away. I think my taste in music is easily read from my blog posts, and this kind of song is nothing out of the ordinary for me, but the Jacob Collier style turnaround at 0:58 knocked me out.

エグい速度での俯瞰 / もっちりしたパン feat.可不, ナースロボ＿タイプT Nurse Robo Type T and Kafu doing what they do best -- talking and mirroring a superspeed jazz fusion piano riff.

NSFW Bonus - メスガキヨーデル / enunichime feat. 重音テト First of all, I have never heard a vocasynth yodel before, and I was not expecting it to sounds this good. Second of all, you can't be making songs about this white baby.

[evil-snom]

my application for evil minion:

WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE ME:

-Followed "be gay do crime" except still needs you to hire me for that crime bit

-eeeevil meheheheheeee

-I come with a saxophone playing shrimp named Jared vvvvv

🎷🦐

cc . )___\ I love you jared you're hired

[theoreticaltranstherian]

(Updated) Intro post

What's up funky little dudes !!!!

This is a blog (no shit) for just chilling (SFW only please)!!!!

Art Blog: @TheoreticalArtStuff

Anyone* is welcome :)

Call me Panboo, my pronouns are He/They

Im a therian, my kintypes are foxkin, faekin, and mothkin, and I have an instagram for me practicing quads!!! (It's RedTheFoxx)

Im panromantic, demiromantic, aegosexual, and transmasc

I have autism, relatively severe ADHD, Hyperflexible Ehler Danlos Syndrome, and suffer from chronic anxiety and depression.

Some TWs for my blog are swearing, venting, mentions of s€lf h@rm (only when celebrating being clean, I am 20 days clean as of writing this, updates come every time I hit a milestone!!)

I need to do more research as to what different words in the catagory mean, but the religion I follow is paeganism/wicca/something along those lines? if anyone has info on what the difference is between those please send me an ask <3

Im always looking for more friends in these or other groups, and some topics or fandoms I'm currently hyperfixated on are:

Minecraft, Hermitcraft, Life series, Good Omens, Art

Some stuff I'm struggling with that I am comfortable enough to share is addiction to things like tiktok or Instagram reels, SH, gender dysphoria, facial dysmorphia, and general self doubt and hatred. I am doing my best to cope and improve myself, so any boundaries I may add to posts such as "please no suggestions/please don't mention flaws in this" are SERIOUS because it's hard for me to post in general. I try to keep most posts open to disagreements or suggestions for change but if I add a boundary please respect it!!

Speaking of boundaries, please keep this space hate free, accepting, and SFW <3

Asks are open, however I reserve the right to ignore/delete hateful asks or messages as I deem to be fit :P

Nice job reading the long post :D have a saxophone-playing shrimp: 🎷🦐 (he visits my posts alot, say hi to him if you see him!! his name is jared)

*Anyone WITHIN REASON. I do not accept transphobes, homophobes, aphobes, panphobes, biphobes, any other gender/sexuality-phobes, MAPs, pedophiles, antiotherkin, antifurries, racists, sexists, mysoginists, or other shitty people.

I received this medal from @bbeeew for doing an internet funny. I am honored to display such a medal here B>

[cloudcountry]

Ok now I've got everything lol. Here is the boi Finn Clearcove, he's a cookiecutter shark mer!

Personality: Finn is introverted. Not to the extent of Idia, but he is uncomfortable with crowds and conversation. However, he is sneaky, so when it's needed, he can hide his discomfort. He's the same size as Epel, is quiet, and not too noticeable, so often people don't really think about what they're telling the waiter/bartender, so his sadistic side really comes out when they realise they've spilled their guts and the look to see sharp teeth gleaming in a smile. He can easily manipulate conversations, and never reveals what he truly thinks to others, unless it's for someone he likes or for good reason.

Description: Finn is small and frail. Well, he looks frail but appearances can be deceiving. He's thin and pale. His eyes are aquamarine in colour. His hair is seaweed green, short and fluffy, with turquoise bangs and streaks. His teeth are sharp, but more jagged and uneven the the tweels. In his mer form, his skin is seafoam green, but his fins, scales, and tail are seaweed green with haphazard turquoise patches. It helps him blend in. Due to a type of shrimp he eats for food, he's bioluminescent as well.

Hobbies: Reading, playing saxophone (he found one as a kid and now he's obsessed), cooking, and most of all- painting

Dislikes: Being looked down on for his size, showing his teeth, people who are too loud

Talents: Musical instruments of any kind really, painting

I hope you like him! Sorry if it's too long

"the little blue angel can be real freaky sometimes." floyd grins, almost like he enjoys it. (we all know he does.)

"floyd gave you this nickname because of your color scheme and devious nature. you may be small, but you're certainly a tad sadistic and quite a bit dangerous! the blue angel is a sea slug that is relatively unassuming because of its small size, but its venom can cause a lot of harm!" the debtor smiles.

[fyodior]

Hi yes it’s me 🪱 I’m back after a little break??? Idek and I’m sorry I have not graced you all with my presence in a hot minute. I relapsed into my ED #lol #livelaughlove also i work in a grocery store so IT WAS INTENSE THIS LAST MONTH WITH WORK JESUS CHRIST. Also someone tried to steal 45 bottles of liquor yesterday. Bts has to enlist in the military so that was a time of contemplation. Yoongi’s hair. Jin is leaving first. Jung look fucking performed at the World Cup. RM is abt to enter his magic mike era, cuz wym 19+ show and no cameras??? Anyways here’s some unhinged headcanons

Fyodor my little meow meow

Fyodor has a pet lobster named Franklin, he bought it from a guy who sells Honda Civics for discounted prices

Fyodor had Velcro shoes until he was 16

Fyodor has not one not two not even three but

10 books about how to fix a toilet

Fyodor ate chalk as a kid

Fyodor wears his little cape when he fucks you

Fyodor knows how to make homemade mayonnaise

Fyodor clasps his feet together, like how you'd intertwine your fingers.

Fyodor tried learning the bts run dance and ended up breaking his right arm and three toes

Fyodor personally hates Celine Dion for no fucking reason? Like he's doxxed her numerous times

Fyodor is now band from all dollar tree stores

Fyodor as an irrational fear of peguines and would definitely square up with one

Fyodor misspells his name like all the time, like he relies on autocorrect

Fyodor un-ironically uses a type writer like to take notes or write lists

Fyodor would indeed suck off his best friend for 2 million dollars and a Starbucks gift card

Fyodor has three counts of tax evasion in Australia

Fyodor is probably missing like half a lung because his Honda civic dealer decided to be a bitch

Dazai my other little meow meow

Dazai has three impending trials for pushing bicyclist off there bike

Dazai can't smell out of the left side of his nose

Dazai hates downy laundry detergent? Like so much so he's stolen so much of it, it actually affected their sales

Dazai can't count in threes (me neither I literally blank after 6)

Dazai has three hump back whales named after him in Hawaii

Dazai was almost on rupauls drag race but got into a fight and ended up having a restraining order on him

Dazai fought a squirrel, like genuinely

Dazai has a shirt that says "kitten I'm not going to lie daddy's about off himself 💕🦋”

Dazai married a priest in Spain and than later on left the priest and the priest is now working at a chuck-e-cheese

Dazai accidentally starred a wild fire in Denver Colorado and is now called the fire devil of Denver

Dazai has knitted gloves for atushi

Dazai can burp japans national anthem…backwards

Dazai has a pet crocodile that is currently running loose somewhere, named Armando

Dazai is a fugitive of North Korea 💀 how? No idea

Dazai was fyodor’s Honda civic dealer

Dazai got a tattoo of a shrimp playing the saxophone. it’s on his ass.

I know this was short DONT worty I’ll come up with more mwah

Sincerely your one and only shrimp saxophonist

-🪱

GSFHBDFFSDF BITCH EVERYONE WAKE UP 🪱 ANON IS BACK

I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU THINK OF THESE BUT THEY LITERALLY DRIVE ME TO TEARS I LAUGH SO HARD THANK YOU VXDFHJFFBGCBBDV

FYODORS VELCRO SHOES AND DAZAI HATE STEALING DOWNY IM GONNA PEE

[moth-yknowtheartist]

i would love to join in on the funny computer jokes, but i none of the required knowledge about computers needed to make a good one

uhhhh.. look at this cool shrimp tho 🎷🦐 <- he is playing the saxophone

oH! OH! OKAY here's One for you:

so Okay imagine you're a WHILE LOOP. your WHOLE LIFE is running through The SAME THING over and Over listening for a Certain VARIABLE to change and end the Loop and Realistically you DONT KNOW when that will come. you Know it SHOULD, eventually, but you Probably don't know Exactly when.

okay But imagine the Programmer messed up and the WHILE LOOP doesn't END properly it just keeps going forever. but the WHILE LOOP doesn't KNOW THAT realistically it's Expecting that variable to Change and for it To END it doesn't Know. and like you Wonder how long It would Take for it to realize that Moment is never Coming the PROGRAM will Never end does it ever suspect? it has no Concept of HOW LONG this should Take it's indeterminate realistically itD NEVER think Anything was wrong is that Comforting? is its- or, well, YOUR- Ignorance better or Worse?

and So- ... aw I FORGOT the Punchline for This one.

trust me Though it's REALLY funny.!!!

[literallyneurodivergentandaminor]

Ikkan is taller then his mom but Shorter than his dad

His mom has a short side shave hair her ink is teal but colors it pink

she's short but has a muscular build (woman is a tank) she used to do professional turf war and was in the military

His mom constantly babies him and calls him by his middle name 'Quincy ' her little Quincy she likes to pull him down to her level to kiss his cheeks and forehead

Ikkan looks like his dad (it's almost as if they're related) except he has yellow ink with a mustache instead of a goatee He's a lot taller and has a mullet kind of hairstyles he works as a fisherman and works on a boat

He bought ikkan's first instrument which was a bass saxophone and drove him to band practice (that's right ikkan was a band kid and yes he has embarrassing high school photos of him in his uniform with his saxophone and braces)

just like ikkan he's not talkative (autistic) but they have an unspoken bond of father and son

he's the oldest of three siblings a lot older He's 12 years older than one

His first sister is 14 and just mastered her inkling form her ink color is teal she wants to be a professional turf war player like her mom and she constantly asks ikkan to drive her places and buy her stuff

His brother is 8 and tells everyone his brother is famous and he can beat them all up (ikkan is willing to throw hands against 8-year-old if he has to) his ink color is yellow like their dad he's very sensitive cries very easily and he likes to draw

His baby sister is 5 and is a still in the third stage of development she also has yellow ink she likes to be carried and enjoys cinnamon shrimp twists

your brain......