#i JUST woke up

[propussyslayer]

MY MAN IS IN 2-A

[corsolanite]

Literally an end of an era

[lesbiansforboromir]

did u hear about what happened to the hunt for gollum fanfilm!?!?

Oh they didn't...

THEY SUPER DID. I'LL KILL THEM. THEY HAVENT EVEN WRITTEN THE GODDAMN SCRIPT YET, IF THEY'RE THAT PRECIOUS ABOUT THE FUCKING TITLE THEN JUST TELL IDC TO RENAME IT OR SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST

[duncan-rohanne]

so weird guys, you don't remember when catelyn snuck out to king's landing to meet cersei and told her, like girl this senseless war needs to end, i will talk robb into bending the knee, we go willingly to exile, don't even worry about it, let's be besties? you don't remember? it was my favourite episode. girl power and all that.

[hl-obsessed]

i'm fine

[deelil4h]

Sorry I had to

[jasontoddslittletoe]

What if Dink Grayson's reaction to his partner who likes to pinch his ass every time he passes him. Or pats it while passing him in the hallway or kitchen. Or walking around at the park or getting coffee and his partner puts their hand in his pocket as they walk?

LMFAO BRO IM CRYING I LOVE THIS???

Dick Grayson has become almost immune to your antics at this point. The first time you grabbed his butt while passing him in the kitchen infront of Tim he didn’t physically react. But mentally he was thinking “what the shit??” Tim gets up and walks away. No word was said after that.

But now he doesn’t even bat an eye when he sees you coming. He even knows when you’re having a bad day because you don’t show up to give attention to his ass :( He loves you touching him but don’t tell him I said it🙂‍↔️

“Hi pretty.” Dick doesn’t take his eyes off the cereal he was busy pouring, but knows you’re there. It would’ve been embarrassing if you weren’t.

“Hi babes.” You respond softly and pass him. He whips around doing a double take because why did you not at least pinch him? He drops his spoon, the milk splattering everywhere and he’s catching up to you. “Whats up with you?”

“Nothing! Just tired. Boss has me running around all day- so I’m on my feet 25/8. But that’s it.” You flop onto the couch, and he’s flops with you. Dick hums, understanding where you’re coming from.

“You’re good now though? I mean now that you’re off for the next two weeks.” You nod. Absolutely ecstatic because the first thing you need is a wonderful break from your needy boss. “Perfect. Now we can get ready to head out!” Dick claps excitedly, tugging you up.

“Go get dressed. Get FANCY! Don’t let those disgustingly expensive heels go to waste and rot away in the box.” And he’s met with a hug from you. The last time you two have had a date night without him leaving was almost 6 months ago. This was a perfect way to end the night.

Oh. You grabbed that ass too before you pulled away. He still has your finger prints there.

[smokeysweater]

Masterlink It was over a month until you saw John again, a long overthinking month of sitting around the house staring blankly off into space, barely anyone to keep you company, aside from the occasional visit to the grocery store and your hand at night time, thinking of sharp blue eyes and a scruffy beard. You had no way of Contacting john either, you two weren’t exactly that close, or at least you thought you weren’t, to have his personal work number, you did have his regular one but you figured that he probably wouldn’t be using it while off on a mission, so you were by yourself until than, what else was one to do beside try and busy themself? you had tried, and failed to get into various different things while john was gone, it felt strange, weird. You were never anxious for him to be home before. You couldn’t kept your mind focused on anything, even on things that you usually loved doing. reading? Couldn’t get past the first page Painting? Got distracted a quarter way through Crocheting? Threw your hooks across the room at the first problem. it was hell. Why were you acting like this? why was John Price, making you act like this? why did that ring affect you so much that thought alone had kept you on the couch for days, mindlessly watching a trash television show as your mind raced through every single goddamn interaction you two have ever had. your mind distracted too distracted in fact that you didn’t hear the door unlock too distracted that you didn’t hear the four pairs of footsteps enter the house not distracted enough to feel a distinctly familiar scarred hand touch your forehead, a matching coolness of metal on the ring finger hard to miss. there, in all his mystical glory, stood price, amused smile spread across his face, with three very unfamiliar faces stood behind him, peering down at you just the same. His velvety smooth deep voice ringing out in your aching ears. “Hey dove, ‘m home, ya miss me?”

[stararch4ngelqueen]

omg is there any way you could do a continuation of the “pulling your clothes off smut” like he ripped her shirt and he’s happy to home but what next ??? it’s soooooo good

You didn’t get an ounce of a break when Jason’s thick cock broke through your walls with limited prep, too desperate to have your aching cunt cry on his cock as quickly as possible.

His tac pants were soaked, his balls coating with your juices the harder they slap against your reddened pussy.

Gloved hands pull you up back against his chest, tightly squeezing hold of your breasts to fuck you harder back onto his dick. 

“You missed me huh? Talk to me, tell me you missed this dick. Ohh, you greedy little bitch, just can’t get enough of me can’t ya?”

If you could speak properly, you’d let him have it. He ruined your clothes, bullied his fat cock perfectly against your spongy little sweet spot.

Instead, all you could emit were various, broken little euphoric cries.

Maybe your bored mind pictured Jason coming home and fucking you whilst in his suit. The perfect picturesque of rugged vigilante coming home and breeding you whenever he so damn pleased.

“Tell me,” he eagerly rasps in your ear. “Tell me, baby. Tell me you wanna be full of me, beg for me to fuck you full. Oh Shit- stretched around me, so fuckin’ pretty—“

The bastard might’ve been oblivious about your fantasies, seeming to only care of his own. To fuck you whenever he wanted after a failed or successful patrol.

“Oh shit, shit- don’t do that—“ His brash slams against your cunt began to falter, his grip traveling towards your hips in attempt to steady himself from your tightly squeezing walls.

You clenched harder, per Jason’s absolute delight. His chest rumbled with his lustful, desperate grunts perfectly exhaled along your neck.

“Ohhh my god, babe. Baby, you’re gonna fuckin’ drain me dry.”

In the only retaliation he knew, he garnered the decency to rip off his dirty glove with his teeth before assaulting your clit, feeling your body tense as your cries got just a little louder.

“That’s it, that’s it. Be good for me, fuckin’ come on this cock. All around my cock, that’s it.”

You had to finish first. Cardinal rule; Jason loved nothing more than a quivering, soaked and satisfied pussy to fuck his seed into.

“Be a good girl, gimme what I want. That’s right, gimme what I fucking want.”

[pononoin]

Commission +gift for @pwease !!1!

[horseshoemybeloved]

Omg dats me you guys,,,,

[zinxii]

"Sometimes it gets a little lonely here— I'm glad I got a little friend like you."

YAYAY heres a lil more info about my onceler au:

His name is universe-ler! You can just call him uni :3 He's basically a guardian that governs all the onceler aus/universes and makes sure that nothing will disrupt the timelines that lead to certain events of the aus!

He has a magic staff in which he can create anything he wants! He uses it to mainly create different thneed varieties. Uni usually gets a little lonely at times because he's like the only one there :( So I gave him a lil lorax to keep him company <3

[opopsums]

[joel smaillishbean hermitcraftX E16]

JEOL STOP IMVITING MEN INTO YOUR BATHTUB FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[vhvrs]

ryoji is like a sleeper cell activation to my brain

[wrathofrats]

Ifrit having sex with cirrus for the first time and she’s like “fuck- call me a stupid whore, pull my hair” and ifrits like “no omg id never shame a woman I love women-“

[iris-honey-bee]

Just a quick König thought

I really like the idea of him being super pathetic and desperate when it comes to you. That man is so incredibly anxious that he isn’t talking to girls, he’s not getting his dick wet- not until he met you. So loving and patient.. kind and soft. He’s the kind of man that’s rutting his hips into the bed as he merely touches you, how he’s spreading your legs to just catch a glimpse at the ethereal beauty between your legs. Meanwhile the bed slightly rocks with the force of him grinding against the bed. Cumming in his sweats before you even let him touch you. It’s his idea to go slow.. he knows that once he gets a taste metaphorically and physically that it’s over for him. That’s all he’s going to want to do and he will be done for.