#scotty doesnt know

[ustalav]

my partner and i decided to play a fun roadtrip game where we make the worst wedding playlist

[rachellelie]

just call me scotty, cuz i know nothin

[uglygirlprettyboy]

im literally so goofy everytime i hear the beginning of gold guns girls by metric i think its scotty doesnt know and get rlly confused

[jungeroemerin]

I stole this pic from a friend, so let's just pretend it was mine in the first place

[scripture-pictures]

[daftmooncretin]

spock pretending not to understand figurative language and earth sayings just so he can roast people will never get old. like go spock play that bimbo act. what an absolute bitch.

[squirrelpatties]

Little demonstration of how I think pizzastick would work

[venomdoves]

i had my music on in the car the other day and my best friend just goes “yknow if you were a man this would be a huge red flag”

[b0y0rgy]

sometimes i get what i call Teen Boy Dysphoric where i get bottom dysphoria + regret over not having had the chance to be a pathetic gross teenage boy with too much ego and too little common sense

[the-purple-possum]

Yeah, Pirates of the Caribbean is cool and all, but my bi awakening is something else.

*mcfly starts playing*

[ssreeder]

random hypothetical scene in my mind:

after reunions sokka is sitting with team avatar, whoever ends up coming with him to ba sing se and then iroh and rasu. they're having tea or something idk. catching each other up on their lives.

*vague joke about ponytail zuko's haircut*

sokka (getting maybe too defensive): hey it wasn't that bad! you should've seen the haircut i gave him haha

*iroh and rasu choking on their tea*

This is amazing haha!!

Honestly,,, Zuko would probably try to drown himself in his cup of tea right then and there.

Because now the subtle but not so subtle questions about his and sokkas “friendship” will begin….

Sokka has no idea what he said to make everyone get so awkward lol. It’s just a haircut.

[roughentumble]

fandom history. to Me

[to2llynottoby]

I wasn't totally sure that culture was dead until my 14 year old sister played Swing Swing by The All-American Rejects from her phone it is so over

[captainofthestrangestship]

Look I love emo McCoy who blows up his life because of the things that happen in STID or in Beyond as much as the next guy but what about an aos!McCoy who doesn’t do that and actually likes being on the Enterprise?

So the events of Beyond happen slightly differently so that both Jim and Spock both decide to leave the Enterprise, ie for this they have to be way more emotionally closed off than they actually are at the end of the movie. Meaning after they go through the hours of debriefing necessary after Beyond, Jim tells Spock that he’s accepted the role of vice admiral on Yorktown, saying he’ll recommend Spock for the Captaincy. Spock stands there for a second, like this is super awkward, I have decided that my presence is more requited on New Vulcan and I am continuing Ambassador Spock’s work.

They would stand there in an uncomfortable silence neither willing to talk through this and if its even a good idea or not and then they both nod at each other, “this was a great discussion, good luck on New Vulcan” “I wish your endeavour as Vice Admiral is fulfilling” and get the hell out of there.

At some point later Jim finally tells McCoy, he’s been putting it off since he knows Bones will try and talk him out of it and he really can’t handle that.

Bones of course tells him he’s being an idiot and what the hell do you think you’re going to do behind a desk. Jim just tells him its what he wants and that he’s doing what best for him. Bones doesn’t push too hard and just tells him some day he’s going to wake up and hate his life so much that he would be willling to steal a spaceship just to be captain again.

But then Bones sorta throws him for a loop, and tells Jim he’s going to miss him and the Enterprise won’t be the same without him. Not that he would ever admit it but Jim was sure that Bones would also leave the Enterprise if he left and maybe even take a position on the Yorktown, Cos like Bones hates space and Bones has sorta gone above and beyond for Jim. Jim really doesn’t know what to do about this. Since he’s emotionally closed off he does’t ask Bones to leave the Enterprise with him, so he just lets that idea go.

So McCoy stays as CMO because he’s already done the whole running away when things get tough thing and he actually loves being in space and exploring the great unknown, he just likes to complain. Also he can’t exactly hypo Jim and drag him back onto the Enterprise to be captain

Meaning Sulu becomes captain, Uhura is still chief communications officer, Chekov is the navigator,  Scotty obviously stays as CE, Carol comes back as science officer and some rando is the pilot. (dont know who the first officer would be either Uhura or Chekov or maybe a new person who’s older)

Over the next five years McCoy stays in touch with both Jim and Spock, basically trying to get both of them to realise they belong on the Enterprise but neither budge. 

The crew have fun wacky hijinks in space, while Jim and Spock both grow to hate the work they’re actually doing. Maybe Jim gets promoted to admiral which he some how hates even more. Spock realises he still is sorta out of place among Vulcans and has not actually married a good Vulcan girl and had children like he thought he was going to (how he survives pon farr is anyones guess) McCoy can see it on their faces when they talk but he’s stuck in the middle of deep space so theres nothing he can really do. (he also knows they have to come to this realisation themselves) However McCoy is having a great time, loving space, loving his job and doing the badass doctor thing. (I do think he tells them this hoping it will change their minds or maybe make them jealous or to be like what the hell guys I’m enjoying life, you guys should be happy too. This does not work)

Then finally the five year mission is over, Jim and Spock both go to Earth to see the triumphant return of the flagship. 

McCoy just looks at both of them for a few moments and asks if they’re ready to steal that spaceship yet (and to get their heads out of their asses)

[lowpolycule]

sometimes all u need is to listen to a song so misogynistic its homosexual and/or slay

[whydoifeelthisquiet]

I will remember to bring up literature if I ever meet Taylor…bonus points if we’re both drunk