#scp 686

[scp-detector]

good luck on the scp hunt, narcs

Thank you for the submission! Dr. Awad and myself enjoyed finding all the items in this picture. =D

MULTIPLE SCPs DETECTED! Safe, KETER

Object #'s: 335 (One Hundred and Fifty 3.5" Floppy Disks), 686 (Infectious Lactation), 1000 (Bigfoot), 2221 (Amicus), and possibly 2614 (Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself)?

Item #: SCP-335

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-335 is to be kept in a secure location to prevent tampering.

Description: SCP-335 is a set of one hundred and fifty 3.5" floppy disks discovered in a cardboard box found in the attic of former Agent ███ shortly after her termination. Each disk is individually numbered in hand-written permanent marker. Disks are to be referred to by their number; SCP-335-001, SCP-335-002, etc. Each disk has also been labeled with a human name in the same writing as the numbering. 118 are male names and 30 are female. There is some speculation as to whether SCP-335-011 "Jackie" is meant to be male or female. The names have no identified pattern.

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Item #: SCP-686

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Samples of SCP-686 are to be stored under standard protocols for class 2 biohazardous liquids in G2 facilities. SCP-686 is infectious but not virulent. It can only afflict a new host when taken orally, and is not motile or otherwise 'active'. The infectious agent's mechanism of operation is not known. SCP-686 does not contain appreciable amounts of nucleic acids and prion activity is not apparent.

Due to the large quantities of SCP-686 that are being produced by various test subjects, the principal requirement for this substance is not so much containment as it is disposal. While pasteurization has proven completely effective at sterilizing the infectious agent, whatever its nature, it is recommended that all unneeded stocks of SCP-686 should be incinerated. Human consumption is not recommended by anyone other than designated test subjects.

Description: SCP-686 is an opaque white liquid consisting of a suspension of lipids and proteins that is indistinguishable from ordinary high-grade dairy milk without detailed analysis. At a biochemical level there are certain subtle differences: the protein content is much more complex, with most of the peptides so far proving difficult to sequence, and it contains a richer blend of vitamins and minerals than is typical of cow's milk.

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Item #: SCP-1000

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All media reports related to SCP-1000 are to be examined for potential verifiability. All organizations and individuals investigating SCP-1000's existence are to be kept under surveillance by Mobile Task Force Zeta-1000 and discredited or administered amnestics. All physical signs of SCP-1000's existence must be retrieved and kept in Foundation custody, and replaced with decoy items if necessary. Alleged sightings of SCP-1000 must always be investigated by MTF Zeta-1000, however trivial the claim.

Absolutely no contact with wild or captive instances of SCP-1000 is allowed without prior approval by Director Jones. Any interaction between SCP-1000 and humans, including Foundation personnel, must be reported to Director Jones immediately.

Description: SCP-1000 is a nocturnal, omnivorous ape, classified in the Hominini branch along with genera Pan and Homo. Adults range in size from 1.5 to 3 m (5 to 10 ft) in height, and weigh between 90 and 270 kg (200 - 600 lbs). They have grey, brown, black, red, and occasionally white fur. They possess large eyes with good vision, a pronounced brow ridge, and a sagittal crest on the forehead similar to that of the gorilla, but present in both sexes. Their intelligence is on par with that of Pan troglodytes (the common chimpanzee).

SCP-1000 is Bigfoot.

Item #: SCP-2221

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Websites believed to host instances of SCP-2221 are to be isolated for examination, and civilian users are to be blocked from such websites. A team of C-Class personnel are to maintain an ongoing search for websites and software that require the user to agree to an End User License Agreement, and thoroughly examine all such agreements for signs of SCP-2221.

Given the impossibility of containing all instances of 2221-A, field agents will instead focus on counteracting their effects. Agents should remain in contact with law enforcement agencies worldwide to monitor for sudden increases in extrajudicial violence. Agents are encouraged to share information about 2221-A affiliated groups with national security agencies in order to diminish their political and social impact. Foundation policies on political non-intervention have been temporarily waived in order to respond to this threat.

Description: An instance of SCP-2221 is an End User License Agreement (EULA), of the sort commonly agreed to by consumers in order to use software. Instances of SCP-2221 are typically found attached to free or inexpensive software available over the internet. They are unusually long for EULAs, presumably to deter consumers from reading to the end. Near the end of the contract are three clauses believed to bring about distinct but related anomalous effects.

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Item #: SCP-2614

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2614 is to be kept in a locked container in the personal office of Dr. Schmidt. Requests to research SCP-2614 must be forwarded to his office.

Description: SCP-2614 is a DVD copy of the fifth season of the television drama The Sopranos. The disc itself is moderately scratched, consistent with deterioration after heavy use. The object does not bear any marks of origin, although the word "BOOKSHELF" written in black marker obscures the title logo on the top face.

When played, SCP-2614 is non-anomalous unless an action is performed during a scene where a character is watching the film █████ ██████. If the Play button is pressed on any working remote device, the viewer is granted control of the camera view through the device's directional pad and the center button used for forward movement. The camera is free-moving and fully maneuverable. Upon the performance of this action, it is not possible to revert to the previous non-anomalous state without ejecting the object and thoroughly cleaning with isopropyl alcohol.

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[monsterfuckerratings]

Monster: SCP-686

From: SCP

F: 5

H: 10

T: 0

E: 4

SCP - 686 clocks in at 19 with a rating of monster fucker! As this is a virus it is.... rather hard to rate, but i stand by my choices. Feel free to disagree or argue any differences in the notes. Thank you to @hi5guy for the ask, and uh, please feel free to keep your left nut. Im not sure what I'd do with it.

[i-had-a-bad-feeling]

HEHHAHA IM TALKING ABOUT TEST TUBE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️‼️

Willem Dafoe Fortnite

@i-had-a-bad-feeling you for some reason

[somechubbynerd]

If it was GOOD, I'd be fine with it, but holy shit this is the most disorganized mess of an article ever. It starts with "corpse pile and also biological slurry in someone's apartment" (gross, potentially promising as a horror situation) and it immediately stops doing anything interesting while the villain protagonist just inserts himself into other story excerpts that are ALSO BORING.

SCP-686 retroactively reclassified to SCP-8008.

[justdreamsandmusic]

''49’x20’ all cleftv facing house plan''

Dr. Alto Clef's Personnel File & SCP 166 inspired. SCP 0166, 001, 017, 033, 048, 055, 073, 076, 105, 106, 140, 144, 148, 169, 173, 182, 184, 231, 239, 336, 343, 370, 397, 407, 416, 423, 439, 469, 478, 529, 557, 571, 575, 579, 581 (Eponnai), 582, 595, 597, 598, 600, 603, 604, 606, 614, 616, 631, 633, 646, 655, 658, 659, 660, 666, 668, 669, 671, 678, 682, 686, 688, 700, 701, 703, 705, 709, 710, 712, 722, 732, 734, 738, 748, 750, 752, 757, 762, 763, 789, 795, 835, 993, 1000, 1050, 1609, 1795, 2000, 2003, 2317, 3000, 4000, 4166, 4231 all in mind, etc

[crocslederg]

enough about scp-682. let's talk about scp-686

[proship-confessional]

Looks like I haven’t made any actual confessions yet, so here I go…

Sometimes I imagine giving Orga Nanagear a glass of SCP-686 so I can milk his tits (basically SCP-686 is milk that causes you to lactate regardless of gender). Would I drink the milk coming out of his tits? Maybe. As long I can see him teary-eyed, drooling, and pretty damn horny, I’m fine :)

—📝💜

giggling breastfeeding urge strikes again

[hkayakh]

“Hey Lois remember the time I drank scp-686?”

“Yes Peter I remember.”

“Hehe not as bad as the time I had to touch scp-113 5 times in a row”

cow girls deserve SCP-686 as a treat

[purpleunicornscannabisdelight]

SCP-686 | Infectious Lactation (SCP Orientation)

[tacosdefresa]

el scp-686 no debio de existir

Puro fetiche sacado de devianal.

Edit: pucha, ya no me puedo sacar esa mierda de la cabeza

[grapeagata]

I find SCP 686 so weird. Like sir, that is just a fetish

[lynnbecks-mainblog]

Don't look up SCP 686. Worst mistake of my life.

[narcoticwriter]

The Foundation: Sure, let's try making SCP-682 drink SCP-686.

The Foundation afterward: So we're never doing that shit again.

[katyastrophe]

this is the only scp page

[nocturnal--nova]

every day I'm still udderly shocked that scp 686 is still up on the website.

for thoses not in the know, scp-686 is just, the hucow fetish written in the clinical scp format. "what if when you drank this milk you grew boobs that lactate alot and your brain becomes dull and docile haha"

i hope they NEVER get rid of it, genuinely. it's so funny to think about "offical scp hucow fetish article"

[non-sequitura]

An off the top of my head "favorite SCPs" list

* for ones written with a disturbing tone

SCP 168 (The Calculator) SCP 261 (The Vending Machine) SCP 294 (The Drink Machine) SCP 447 (Green slime) SCP 662 (Mr. Deeds) 
*SCP 738 (Devil Deals) (only slightly disturbing; it's also funny though) *SCP 847 (The Mannequin) SCP 914 (Refining Machine) SCP 978 (The Camera) SCP 2295 (Patchwork Bear) *SCP 2317 (The Door) SCP 2741 (Sinister) SCP 3031 (все хорошо) SCP 3092 (Gorilla Warfare) SCP 3521 (Gone Bananas)

Ones that I really liked but more "creeped me out well" than "favorites" SCP *** (Pictograms) *SCP 096 (The Shy Guy) *SCP 686 (The Giant Pile) *SCP 3001 (Ikea) Honorable Mentions SCP 085 (Cassy) SCP 500 (Healing pills) SCP 590 (Healer) SCP 999 (The blob thing)

-2/28/21