#screaming crying throwing up foaming at the mouth etc

[they-thespian666]

ARGHMFGHH I wanna watch dreams of an insomniac but I'm still a family gathering and I don't think my grandmother wants to hear about The Horrors™️ :(

[sharkface]

Bedtime scribble

[kaleidoskuls]

YOUNG ROYALSSSSSSS. YOUNG ROYALS !!!!! YOUNG ROYALS!!! YOUNG ROYALS !! YOUNG ROYALS ! YOUNG ROyals. young royals. *cough*. YOUNG ROYALSSSSSSSS !!!!!

[quynhorlose]

disrespectfully—

[tiktaaliker]

imagine you go abroad to study your life's work while also mourning your dead wife and finally manage through extreme hardship to find a guy who can maybe tutor you (because the only other person in your field of study who owns all known material on said field of study is your former mentor you have since completely broke ties with and now hates you) only to then realize this guy (who has apparently been spying on you for YEARS now) hates your fucking guts and at the same time you learn that your wife is NOT dead and this guy kidnapped her and faked her death and when you try to confront him youre cursed forever and your only option is to drink a powerful hallucinogenic tincture you made previously out of dead rat extract specifically because it turns out that you are unable to make any progress in rescuing your wife if you arent tripping balls 24/7. and then one of your only remaining friends who happens to be lord byron tells everyone that youre having a complete mental breakdown and your former tutor and his asshole friends get a hold of letters you sent to your wife's brother in attempt to get him to help you rescue your kidnapped wife everyone still thinks is dead, and they edit it to make it seem like you murdered your own wife and then published the edited letters. also youre like one of the most famous men in the world. well its real and it happened to my friend jonathan strange

[just-some-random-blogger]

AHHHH

Can I request a Matt smith x reader where in real life theyre married and in the show theyre hot sibling lovers 🥵🥵 anyways 👀 theyre doing a bunch of press junkets, interviews, games, etc. and its sooo fluffy☺️ and domestic☺️ and I just want to envision my life with Matt smith 😭

+ some star points if an interviewer asks about their 😏 scenes and they get really embarrassed but cute 🥰🥰😫😫😫☺️

I Can't Help It

Matt Smith x (ME PLS I WANTHIM) Actress!Reader

Summary: The tumblr girlies were absolutely wrecked when they found out their resident girlboss was dating their superwholock tumblr boy.

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: Crackfic, i use y/n im sorry im not that strong, head empty only matt, a bunch of made up stuff because plot!, fluff, typos, etc.

A/N: NAH ANON YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE I GOTTA ZOOM THROUGH ALL MY REQS FOR THIS IASFHASFAS. i swear my anons and i share the same brain fr we all just want the same loser dont we PLSSSSSS [foams in the mouth] Also, idk if you've ever read any of my chris evans fics, but what you want me to do for matt is what i did for him & IM ABOUT TO HAVE A FIELD DAY IM ON CRACK HELLO ALSO ALSO, i get you probably meant they're targaryen sibling/lovers, cause otherwise ALFHKAFA MISS ME W THAT BS, but i decided on doing something different all together so lolol i hope you like it nonnie <3 idk what you feel about matt smith but im still going to tag you anyway holla Tagging: @pinksirensong what do you feel about matt smith HAHAHAHAAHHA

It all started with this tweet that was prompted during a brief interaction at a movie premiere:

@fannygurl007: yeah but matt smith and y/n interacted for 20 seconds and i want them to get married and have babies [clip attached]

being liked by Matt's mom.

Then all hell broke lose.

And hell hath no mercy.

It lead with intense investigations of:

@ihave100problems retweeted: AWFHASL:FHAH WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY WHISPER TO EACH OTHER?!?!? 👹👹👹 @thedoctorswife retweeted: IN FRONT OF MY SINGLE ASS?? THEY FLIRTED IN FRONT OF *MY* SINGLE ASS??? JAIL @mattsmithbithc retweeted: "Oh, I think you look so pretty ------- yeah, that's great -----" HELP WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY @mattsmithbithc replied: I THINK SHE SAID SMTH ABOUT HIS SUIT BUT IDK WHAT SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP @tennantsmith1 retweeted: you really can't trust men look at the way he's looking at her. i bet it was love at first sight for him. was anything between us even real </3 @mmmyehs retweeted: what's that? my matt smith and y/n cutouts gon sleep outside? I HOPE YOU KEEP EACH OTHER WARM IN HELL @y/nloml666 retweeted: NAH NAH NAH BUT MY BISEXUAL ASS WANTS TO BE IN BETWEEN THAT SANDWHICH @datass00 replied: me watching that vid like [image attached below]

Then these things popped up on youtube:

proof matt smith and y/n have been dating all along 🤡🤡

Clip #1

I stick my hand in a jar and pull out a folded piece of paper. "Who's my celebrity crush," I read out the question, turning back to the camera, "I have long list," I refold the paper as I push it beneath my seat, "and the unfortunate king of that, currently, is Matt Smith."

*cut to a bunch of 🤡🤡🤡 and really loud background music*

One of the staff asks, off camera, "why unfortunate?"

"Well," I chuckle, crossing my arms, "if you know me, then you know when I like something so, so much, I end up hating it." I straighten up, "yeah, Matt Smith may or may not have been subjected to verbal abuse as of late."

I chuckle as I hear a few of the staff wheeze.

I raise a hand and cut through the air, "affectionately, affectionately."

Clip #2

There is an abrupt cut to a sound of a crowd cheering.

Matt leans in, scrunching his face as he brings the mic close to his lips, "sorry, love, what was that?"

*The clip is replayed twice and captioned [IM SORRY THE WAY HE SAID THAT WAS JUST SO HOT I HAD TO REPEAT IT]*

The crowd is gracious enough to quiet down, keeping their fangirling internal.

"Is there an actor or actress that you have not yet worked with but always wanted to?" the lucky fan asks her question again.

Matt hums, leaning back on his sofa chair, repeating the words for good measure. He pulls the mic away as he thinks, then brings it back, "you know what, I have been lucky enough to work with some amazing people," he starts, "but-"

The crowd cheers.

Matt smiles and releases a chuckle, waving the mic around, "but," he carefully says, "I have recently watched Vampire in the Locker for the first time."

The crowd cheers again.

"Yeah, and thought y/n was absolutely fabulous in it."

Someone in the crowd says loudly, "same!"

The crowd, along with Matt, laughs. He straightens up and points, "that person gets it!"

But what it really took was this Instagram post to destroy the internet:

@imthebesty/n: ok but you cant get mad a me, i was there during superwholock. at least one of us won!! ps, he's a horrible cook, i promise you don't want him. i took one for the team 😇

That paired with headlines like:

Y/N confirms relationship with Matt Smith on Instagram with hilarious caption

Matt Smith cooks horribly, according to girlfriend, Y/N, who confirmed rumors with Instagram post

"I took one for the team," Y/N says in Instagram post, referring to dating Matt Smith

Tumblr but all stayed sane:

winchester-pie: Are you normal, or are you losing your mind overthinking one of the superwholock girlies is secretly y/n 369,278 notes dont-talk3me: When I gaslight people, it's bad, when y/n gaslights people, it's taking one for the team? 16,586 notes uowbish: I'm gonna say it: I DONT CARE THAT YOU'RE DATING MATT SMITH YOU SHOULD BE DATING ME [image attatched] 99,345 notes sh3l0ck3D: thinking about how y/n once said that she wrote fanfiction that was popular online. i should have known it was superwholock, she unhinged as fuck. 836,084 y/nb00tyluv: OK but i genuinely think y/n and matt smith talked for 5 minutes then decided to date after that 74,670 notes prettyeyebrows: ok but tell me y/n doesn't look like the type to make memes like this [image attached below] 424,245 notes

The cherry on top was when Vogue magazine graced the world with this brilliant interview:

I introduce myself and turn to my side, smiling at the man next to me.

"I'm Matt, and today we-"

"Smith."

Matt turns to me, words going dry.

"You're Matt Smith," I correct, blinking at him.

Matt looks at me for a good moment then raises a hand between our faces, turning back to the camera, "and today, we're going to be-" he cuts himself off with a laugh when he hears me laughing.

He drops his hand and gives me a look before continuing, "we're going to be answering some questions for-"

Matt points to me so that I finish his sentence.

"Vogue magazine!" I say, making the man beside me clap his hands.

The most played part of that interview is this scene:

Matt is reading from a card, "if you could have something of the other's, what would it be?" He chucks the card away, turning to me just as I turn to him.

I mutter under my breath as I think, "something of the other's?"

Matt furrows pouts his lips out in thought.

A beat of silence passes.

We then simultaneously trail off as we both whisper, "like a baby."

I wheeze and lean into Matt, dying of laughter. He snorts and beams like a boy on Christmas, dropping his jaw low.

"No," I warn as I raise a finger through my chuckles, "behave."

Matt throws an arm around me as he lets out more deep laughs.

"The fact we both keep answering the same thing means me hang out too much."

He scoffs. "Clearly not enough though," Matt notes, making me glare at him and shake him off. He withdraws his arm, face still awfully pleased.

I give him a look, "your mother has been ingraining that ideation in your head too religiously."

"I mean," he grabs my hand. He looks at me for 3 whole seconds before sighing and saying, "you would make a great mother."

I purse my lips and sighing as well. I lean into him a bit as I softly admit, "and I think you would make a great father."

For a moment, the two of us look at each other.

I pull my hand away from him, moving to grab another card.

Here are a few of the most liked comments on that video:

Jason Stone: I have absolutely no idea who either of these people are and only watched this video because it autoplayed. Do I want them to get married and have babies though? Yes. Yes I do. 88.9k likes kpopinmybloodstream: matt the entire video:😍🥰😘 y/n the entire video: 😍🥰😘 me the entire video: 😍🥰😘 but single as fock 🤡🤡🤡 103k likes sowrr88: if i cant have what they have, i dont want it 94k likes

[imakemywings]

5 Fandoms 5 Ships

Tagged by @swanmaids (❁´◡`❁)

The Silmarillion - Maedhros/Thingol

This is just where my brain is at right now. Firmly believe they could either fix each other or have the worst break-up in Middle-earth history. They are either working through it and healing to become their best selves, or Thingol's loathing for Maedhros is bottomless and Maedhros' guilt knows no end. Also, the sex is bomb.

Succession - Gerri/Roman

The second we got hints at an older woman/younger man ship I was foaming at the mouth. I have long been a connoisseur of age gap ships but it's always always with the man as the older one. I mean 99.99% of the time. GET IT, Gerri. I love that the show allowed Roman to be genuinely and deeply attracted to Gerri. I was worried they were going to have him move on to a younger woman, but his final scene in the entire show is him sipping Gerri's favorite drink and smiling to himself!! Yeah he fucked it all up but he still loved her and that mattered to him!

Dragon Age - Lavellan/Solas

Yeah yeah call me plebeian or whatever but there's a reason this ship is so popular. It's because it fucks so incredibly hard. Local re-awoken god falls for some rando because of her sincere kindness and interest in understanding the world. Played himself by trying to get close to the inquisitor. This ship is what grabbed me by the throat and pulled me bodily into the DA fandom for two years.

Mass Effect - Shepard/Thane Krios

Thaaaaaane. Thaaaaaaaane. I love him. My philosophical lizard killer man. He wants to be good. He thinks he's beyond redemption. He can't imagine his son wants him in his life. He dropped the ball of fatherhood so hard it went into the core of the planet. He doesn't know how to be a person without his wife. He has a second chance at love! 🥺 Shepard loves him even knowing they're destined to lose him. Shepard makes him want to live again. Screaming crying throwing up etc.

Beastars - Cosmo/Ibuki

Yeah this freak-ass rarepair ship is something a buddy got me into and then I couldn't stop thinking about it. Cosmo lives for danger; what's more dangerous than Ibuki? Ibuki is so very very dedicated to what he does, and very focused on his goals--but then there's Cosmo. I actually think they complement each other very well, even though their story is virtually guaranteed to end in tragedy.

Black Sails - Anne/Max

I'm not actually done with the show but I want so so bad for these two to have a happy ending of SOME kind TT_TT Max has been fucked over so many times (ELEANOR) and I just want her to get to spend the rest of her life with someone who genuinely loves her and wants the best for her and isn't going to put their business interests above her!!! Really, I just want good things for Max. And Max seems to open up a part of Anne that even Anne didn't know was there, so I think they can be good for each other <3 Jack can be there too if he wants.

Tagging: @starsgivemehp @edwardslostalchemy @melestasflight @gaeldricge

[catb-fics]

I can't believe we are going to see him NEXT WEEK! It doesn't feel real. It's been a loooooong 3 years

Screaming, crying, throwing up, climbing the walls, foaming at the mouth, etc etc

I AM NOT WELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[likeadog]

screaming crying throwing up etc etc foaming at the mouth

[https-chaos]

I think you’ve won as a tv show if your fans are insane, foaming at the mouth, screaming crying throwing up etc

[earth4angels]

Screaming, crying, throwing up, foaming at the mouth, dripping wet, ovulating, etc

REEEEEAL

[kaleidoskuls]

do you like the gay clown movie, amazingly written fanfiction, reddie, and crying your eyes out ? well i've got just the fic for you!

istg man i am not okay. the only thing that is giving me any form of solace is the writer is planning an epilogue i CRIED i am still crying this is terrible anyway you should read the fic really you'll probably love it like i do

[apollo-zero-one]

I haven't even watched the episode yet and I am screaming crying throwing up etc absolutely foaming at the mouth about it

[sydmarch]

screaming crying throwing up foaming at the mouth etc etc

[wkrp]

My desire to interact with and befriend my mutuals vs my constant anxiety and inability to interact normally with another human person

[imthehero-of-this-story]

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